E4 - Science-types Fell in Love, So They Tried Going on a Date.

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[00:01] Aya
    Yuuichi!
[00:03] Aya
    Sorry! Were you waiting long?
[00:05] Yuuichi
    Don't worry. I just got here.
[00:07] Yuuichi
    You look as lovely as ever today, Aya.
[00:09] Aya
    Oh. Thank you.
[00:11] Aya
    It's a new dress.
[00:13] Yuuichi
    Well, let's go!
[00:16] Kanade
    This is how a typical man
    and woman go on a date.
[00:20] Kanade
    And, on the other hand, you have...
[00:28] Kanade
    This is how a non-typical, science-type
    man and woman go on a date.
[00:32] Yukimura
    You are 0.36 seconds late, Himuro.
[00:35] Himuro
    That's just your opinion, Yukimura-kun.
[00:38] Himuro
    The exact boundaries of our meeting place,
    "in front of the Hachisuke statue,"
[00:41] Himuro
    were not clearly defined.
[00:43] Yukimura
    I can see that your impudence, at least,
    is first-class as always today.
[00:46] Himuro
    Why, thank you.
SIGN    ♥ Plan for Date with Yukimura
SIGN    Itinerary
SIGN    Meet in front of the Hachisuke statue at Higashiyono Station.
    Proceed toward the Yono shopping district. Approx. 3 min 15 sec
[00:49] Yukimura
    Now then.
[00:50] Yukimura
    According to the date plan we
    optimized yesterday...
[00:53] Himuro
    After walking 3 minutes
    and 15 seconds from here
[00:56] Himuro
    we shop for 37 minutes
    and 28 seconds. Correct?
[00:59] Man A
    Where should we go?
[01:01] Girl A
    Let's see...
[01:04] Yukimura
    Let us begin our date!
[01:06] Himuro
    Yes.
SIGN    Science Fell in Love, So I Tried to Prove It
[02:39] Background; girl
    What's going on...?
[02:40] background; guy
    A hospital director going on rounds?
[02:41] Kanade
    Stop!
SIGN    Proof 4
    Science-types Fell in Love,
    So They Tried Going on a Date.
[02:45] Himuro
    Oh, Kanade-chan. What's wrong?
[02:47] Yukimura
    Your duties here only include
    observation and recording.
[02:50] Yukimura
    Do not intervene in the date!
[02:52] Inukai
    It's not like I particularly want to
    interfere with your date, you know.
[02:56] Kanade
    But there are just too many
    things to call you out on.
[02:59] Yukimura
    "Call us out"?
SIGN    ♥Plan for Date with Yukimura
SIGN    Itinerary
SIGN    Meet in front of the Hachisuke statue at Higashiyono Station
    Proceed toward the Yono shopping district. Approx. 3 min 15 sec
[03:00] Yukimura
    We are executing the date according to
    the optimized plan we created yesterday.
[03:05] Kanade
    Then, let me say just one thing.
[03:07] Kanade
    Why are you wearing lab coats on a date?
[03:10] Kanade
    We're going to go buy clothes! Clothes!
SIGN    minutes later.
[03:18] Yukimura
    What happened to Himuro and Kanade?
[03:20] Yukimura
    They're not back yet?
[03:22] Inukai
    Doesn't seem like it.
    They're taking forever.
[03:24] Yukimura
    We can only stay here another
    25 minutes and 08 seconds.
[03:28] Yukimura
    At this rate, it will negatively impact
    the next item on the schedule.
[03:31] Yukimura
    Should we rework the schedule?
[03:33] Yukimura
    We put in all that work to prepare it.
SIGN    minutes earlier.
SIGN    hours
SIGN    Date Experiment Protocol
SIGN    Himuro Ayame ・ Yukimura Shinya
SIGN    Itinerary
SIGN    Begin Date
SIGN    Begin Shopping Date
SIGN    Begin Lunch Date
SIGN    Begin Movie Appreciation Date
SIGN    Begin Amusement Park Date
[03:41] Yukimura
    Right.
[03:42] Yukimura
    That should do it for the date plan.
SIGN    Heart Rate Monitor
    (With Blood Pressure Monitor)
[03:46] Himuro
    The heart rate and blood pressure
    monitor can be worn on the wrist.
SIGN    Sticker-type Thermometer
    (Connects with Smartphones)
[03:49] Himuro
    For body temperature, we'll use a sticker-type
    thermometer with smartphone connectivity.
[03:53] Yukimura
    Good.
[03:54] Yukimura
    With those, we will be able to measure
    our vitals while on the date.
[03:57] Ibarada
    Data on your vitals might
    be good for reference,
[04:00] Ibarada
    but it's not going to give you
    a decisive finishing blow.
[04:01] Inukai; background
    Argh! Dang it!
[04:03] Ibarada
    It'd be nice if you could collect
    some other kind of data, too.
[04:06] Yukimura
    True.
[04:07] Inukai; background
    Okay! Yeah! Yeah!
[04:08] Yukimura
    Simply running would cause
    heart rate to increase.
[04:12] Inukai
    Just a little more and I'd have had her!
[04:13] Ibarada
    To put it in extreme terms, all you can
    understand from it is that you're "excited."
[04:17] Kanade
    That's true. Being in love is more
    complicated than that, isn't it?
[04:22] Ibarada
    What's this, Kanade?
    Speaking from experience?
[04:27] Kanade
    N-No! It's not like that!
[04:30] Kanade
    But, how can I put it... It's...
[04:33] Kanade
    It's sort of...
[04:34] Kanade
    The person makes your heart skip a beat,
[04:36] Kanade
    makes you happy,
[04:38] Kanade
    makes you feel at ease,
[04:39] Kanade
    and maybe a little uncertain.
[04:41] Kanade
    You want to snuggle close a little.
[04:43] Kanade
    You're filled with so many
    different emotions...
[04:48] Kanade
    A date with the person you love
    goes something like that, right?
[04:53] Himuro
    I see.
[04:56] Himuro
    Number of times the other
    person makes your heart skip.
SIGN    Times the other person
    makes your heart skip.
SIGN    Times you feel happy.
[04:58] Himuro
    Number of times you feel happy.
SIGN    Times you feel at ease.
[05:00] Himuro
    Number of times you feel at ease.
[05:02] Himuro
    Number of times you feel a little uncertain.
SIGN    Times you feel a little uncertain.
[05:04] Himuro
    Number of times you want
    to snuggle close a little.
SIGN    Times you want
    to snuggle close a little.
SIGN    Measuring Emotions Counter
[05:06] Himuro
    Let's count each of those
    feelings and keep a record.
[05:09] Yukimura
    That makes sense.
[05:10] Kanade
    Oh. That's that thing.
[05:12] Kanade
    The thing part-timers use
    for measuring traffic flow.
[05:14] Yukimura
    Wait.
[05:15] Yukimura
    A counting app on our smartphones would
    serve as a simple substitute, wouldn't it?
[05:19] Himuro
    That's a good idea.
SIGN    Emotion Counter
SIGN    Times you feel happy.
SIGN    Times the other person makes your heart skip.
SIGN    Times you want
    to snuggle close a little.
SIGN    Times you feel a little uncertain.
[05:23] Yukimura
    Hmm... Would this count under
    "feeling a little uncertain"?
[05:28] Himuro
    Yukimura-kun, sorry to keep you waiting.
[05:30] Yukimura
    What took so long? You do realize we
    are only here for 37 minutes and—
[05:37] Himuro
    I didn't know what "date clothes" are,
    so I had a hard time deciding.
[05:41] Kanade
    Yes.
[05:43] Himuro
    What... do you think?
[05:47] Yukimura
    Well, I suppose it's all right.
SIGN    Times you find yourself captivated +1
SIGN    Times the other person
    makes your heart skip +1
[05:52] Himuro
    "At 10 minutes 36 seconds,
[05:54] Himuro
    Yukimura observed Himuro in her date
    outfit and hit the counter repeatedly."
[05:57] Himuro
    Something like that should work
    for the record, Kanade-chan.
[06:00] Kanade
    Okay.
[06:01] Yukimura
    I-It's not like that!
[06:03] Yukimura
    I wasn't—
[06:04] Inukai
    When you go look at the data later, it's
    gonna be totally obvious anyway, you know.
SIGN    Times you feel happy +1
SIGN    Times your heart starts racing +1
SIGN    Times you feel happy +1
SIGN    Times you're having so much
    fun you can't stand it +1
SIGN    Times your heart starts racing +1
SIGN    Times you feel happy +1
SIGN    Times you're having so much
    fun you can't stand it +1
SIGN    Times you feel happy +1
SIGN    Times your heart starts racing +1
SIGN    Times you're having so much
    fun you can't stand it +1
SIGN    Times your heart starts racing +1
SIGN    Times you feel happy +1
SIGN    Times you're having so much
    fun you can't stand it +1
SIGN    Times you feel happy +1
SIGN    Times your heart starts racing +1
SIGN    Times you're having so much
    fun you can't stand it +1
[06:11] Yukimura
    In any case, we are running out of time.
[06:13] Yukimura
    We will proceed with the
    experiment without delay.
SIGN    Times your heart starts racing +1
SIGN    Times your heart starts racing +1
[06:18] Yukimura
    W-We don't have time to do everything.
[06:21] Himuro
    N-No, we don't.
SIGN    Experiment Procedure
SIGN    While choosing clothing, the female asks the male
    "Which do you think is better?"
[06:23] Himuro
    Then what about, "While choosing clothing,
[06:26] Himuro
    the female asks the male,
    'Which do you think is better?'"
[06:29] Himuro
    Shall we try that one?
[06:31] Yukimura
    I have no issue with that.
[06:41] Himuro
    Between this and the last pair, which shoes
    do you think are better, Yukimura-kun?
SIGN    Times you find yourself captivated +1
[06:44] Yukimura
    Well, let's see...
SIGN    Times your eyes stray to her legs +1
[06:49] Yukimura
    By which standard do you mean "better"?
[06:52] Yukimura
    Function, fashion, cost, color engineering...
    There are many different standards.
[06:57] Kanade
    No one's talking about
    anything that precise here!
SIGN    Cost
SIGN    Yukimura-kun's
    
    inherent preferences
SIGN    Fashion
SIGN    Functionality
SIGN    Fig 1.1 Chart shows the degree of relative priority
     in standards for choosing
     between shoes a, b.
[07:00] Himuro
    In terms of relative priority, I suppose
    it would be something like this.
[07:02] Kanade
    It's gotten even more detailed!
SIGN    Shoe a
SIGN    Shoe b
SIGN    Evaluation Index
SIGN    The higher the value, the better the shoe.
[07:04] Yukimura
    Then we will use those relative priorities,
[07:06] Yukimura
    and express the "goodness" of the
    shoes as evaluation index E*(x).
SIGN    Evaluation Index of Shoex*
[07:11] Yukimura
    With the relative priorities as the base,
[07:13] Yukimura
    E*(x)* would be defined like this.
SIGN    Functionality index of Shoex
[07:15] Yukimura
    The functionality index of shoe times 0.4,
SIGN    Fashion index of Shoex
[07:17] Yukimura
    plus the fashion index of shoe times 0.25,
SIGN    Yukimura-kun's preference towards Shoex
[07:20] Yukimura
    plus my preference toward the shoe
    times 0.2, plus the cost index times 0.15.
SIGN    Cost index of Shoex
[07:25] Yukimura
    The greater the resulting numerical
    value, the better the shoe.
[07:29] Himuro
    I see.
[07:30] Himuro
    Well then, let's get to it.
[07:31] Himuro
    Yukimura-kun, which do you feel
    an instinctive preference for?
[07:34] Yukimura
    Hmm... I'd say "b."
SIGN    Yukimura-kun's preference towards Shoe a
SIGN    Yukimura-kun's preference towards Shoe b
[07:36] Himuro
    Then, your preference index
    towards A is 0, and B is 100.
[07:41] Yukimura
    For the cost index, we can use the
    inverse of the price as the base.
SIGN    Times you're having so much
    fun you can't stand it +1
[07:45] Yukimura
    And if we compare the evaluation
    indexes of shoes a and b like this...
[07:49] Himuro
    ...it will become very apparent
    which is the better shoe.
SIGN    Times you're having so much
    fun you can't stand it +1
[07:53] Himuro
    All that's left is how to determine the
    functionality index and fashion index.
[07:56] Yukimura
    If we conducted a survey on the street,
    it would increase our objectivity, wouldn't it?
[08:00] Himuro; fades to background
    When you consider the
    credibility of the data,
[08:01] Kanade
    Seriously? Will I really have to keep
    recording this inane data forever?
[08:02] Himuro; fades to background
    statistically speaking, we'd want
    the answers of at least 385 people.
SIGN    Evaluation Index
[08:07] Rikekuma
    Evaluation index!
[08:10] Rikekuma
    Why do I have to explain
    something this stupid, bear?
[08:14] Rikekuma
    In short, you take stuff like functionality
    and fashion power and combine them together,
SIGN    Functionality Index 65 Points
SIGN    Fashion Index 12 Points
[08:17] Rikekuma
    and show how amazing the shoe
    is out of 100. That's it, bear.
SIGN    Bear Preference Index 45 Points
[08:21] Rikekuma
    Where you need to be careful
    is the cost index, bear.
SIGN    Cost Index 2,340 Yen
[08:23] Rikekuma
    Shoe prices can be all over the place, bear.
[08:25] Rikekuma
    There wouldn't be any stupid humans thinking
    they can just use the price as is, right, bear?
[08:30] Rikekuma
    You have to perform something
    called "normalization"
SIGN    Normalization hammer
[08:33] Rikekuma
    and make sure the price's inexpensiveness is
    expressed as something out of 100 points, bear.
SIGN    Functionality Index 65 Points
SIGN    Fashion Index 12 Points
SIGN    Bear Preference Index 45 Points
SIGN    Cost Index 73 Points
[08:36] Rikekuma
    This is very similar to the famous
    "deviation value" thing, bear.
[08:40] Rikekuma
    There are a bunch of different
    ways to normalize, bear.
[08:43] Rikekuma
    If you want to know more, go study, bear.
[08:47] Aya
    Hey, where should we go next?
[08:49] Yuuichi
    Hmm... Let's see...
[08:51] Yuuichi
    Ack!
[08:53] woman
    Yuuichi?
[08:54] woman
    Who is that woman?
[08:56] Aya
    What?
[08:57] Yuuichi
    Uh... Well... It's, um...
SIGN    Science Fell in Love,
    So I Tried to Prove It
SIGN    The female tells the male to say "ah"
     and proceeds to feed him.
SIGN    The male says "let's go," takes the female's hand smartly,
     and they continue walking in that manner,
     holding hands.
[09:12] Himuro
    Yukimura-kun, say "ah."
[09:17] Himuro
    How is it? Good?
[09:19] Yukimura
    Yes. I have no issues with it.
[09:21] Inukai
    11:13 AM. After the "ah," Yukimura begins
    to sweat a little while chewing.
[09:31] (Flashback) Ibarada
    A smartphone app's fine,
[09:33] (Flashback) Ibarada
    but what're you going do about
    recording the details of the events?
[09:36] (Flashback) Kanade
    Since I'm the one who proposed it,
    I'll take responsibility and do it myself.
[09:39] (Flashback) Ibarada
    Kanade, doing it alone's going
    to be a lot of work, you know.
[09:42] (Flashback) Ibarada
    Torasuke. You're going, too.
[09:47] (Flashback) Inukai
    You know, I'd really love to go,
[09:50] (Flashback) Inukai
    but I've got plans to go on a date with Aika.
[09:54] (Flashback) Ibarada
    You will go.
[09:56] (Flashback) Ibarada
    Torasuke.
[09:58] Inukai
    Blast it!
[09:59] Inukai
    Why can't I ever oppose that
    pipsqueak female's orders?
SIGN    Childhood Friends.
[10:02] Inukai
    Is it imprinting from when we were kids?
[10:05] (Flashback) Inukai; young
    Yay! Yay!
[10:10] Inukai
    Well, now that I'm here,
    there's no use thinking about it anymore.
[10:13] Inukai
    As a man who lives on love, I've gotta watch
    over my senpai on their path of love!
SIGN    The male says "let's go," takes the female's hand
     smartly, and they continue walking in that manner,
     holding hands.
[10:19] Inukai
    The next experiment is...
[10:20] Inukai
    This one, huh?
[10:22] Inukai
    Show us what a man you are, Yukimura-senpai!
[10:25] Yukimura
    Heart rate and body temperature rising.
[10:28] Yukimura
    Hands shaking terribly.
[10:30] Yukimura
    The "ah" earlier has had
    a tremendous effect...
[10:34] Yukimura
    A-And next, we're supposed to hold hands?
[10:36] Inukai
    Yukimura-senpai, this is a really important
    flag showing the story splits here!
SIGN    Take her hand.
SIGN    Take her hand.
SIGN    Don't take her hand.
SIGN    Don't take her hand.
[10:48] Yukimura
    A problem has arisen, so we will
    suspend the next experiment.
[10:53] Yukimura
    Let's go.
[10:53] Inukai
    He chickened out!
[10:55] Inukai
    Yukimura-senpai! That choice will...
SIGN    Take her hand.
SIGN    Don't take her hand.
[11:00] Himuro
    I see. I suppose it can't be helped.
[11:04] Himuro
    This should be exact change.
    Please take care of the check.
[11:08] Himuro
    I'll go ahead and get in line for the bus.
[11:12] Yukimura
    Yes. That would be very efficient.
[11:20] Hoodlum A
    Ten minutes into the date, it came out
    you were two-timing, so you got dumped?
[11:24] Hoodlum A
    That's crazy!
[11:25] Hoodlum B
    Yuuichi-kun, that's seriously lame.
[11:28] Yuuichi
    Shut up already. How're you supposed
    to prevent a coincidence like that?
[11:32] Yuuichi
    Just watch. I'll land me
    another one soon enough.
[11:35] Hoodlum A
    Go on! Do it!
[11:42] Yuuichi
    Let's see. Who should I target?
[11:52] Hoodlum
    Whoa! That's one fine woman.
[11:54] Hoodlum
    There's no way.
    She's gotta have a man, I'm telling you.
[11:57] Yuuichi
    High degree of difficulty,
[11:59] Yuuichi
    but that uptight-looking type
    usually gives in to a gentle push.
[12:02] Yuuichi
    It's a go.
[12:05] Himuro
    Why am I so irritated, I wonder.
[12:08] Himuro
    For now, I'll just record it.
SIGN    Times I felt uncertain +1
SIGN    Times I felt irritated +1
[12:12] Yuuichi
    Miss.
[12:14] Yuuichi
    You alone? Would you like
    to have tea with me?
[12:17] Himuro
    I'm sorry. I'm in a hurry.
[12:20] Yuuichi
    Then it'll only take a sec.
[12:22] Himuro
    If you'll excuse me.
[12:23] Yuuichi
    All I'm asking is 10 minutes.
[12:25] Himuro
    All right.
SIGN    Reasons I Won't
     Have Tea With You
[12:27] Himuro
    I will explain why I will not have tea with
    you in a way that will be easily understood.
SIGN    Assessment of Primary Factors in Not Going To Tea With You
SIGN    Distrust of You,
     Personally
SIGN    Risk Associated with
    Lowbrow Manner of Approach
SIGN    Current State
     of Urgency
SIGN    Instinctive Dislike
SIGN    High-pressure Cold Calling
    
    Door-to-door Soliciting
SIGN    All Plans Currently
    in Progress
[12:33] Himuro
    Split generally, the reasons
    fall into three categories.
[12:36] Himuro
    54% of the primary factors fall under
    my current state of urgency, however,
[12:40] Himuro
    here, I will detail the distrust
    I have of you, personally.
SIGN    Detailed Analysis of My Distrust of You, Personally
SIGN    Failure to consider
    the feelings of others
SIGN    Persistent solicitation in spite
    of rejection over n times
SIGN    Acquiescence to pick-up lines
[12:45] Himuro
    Regardless of my rejection of you,
[12:46] Himuro
    you persist in your solicitation,
    which, amongst other things,
[12:49] Himuro
    renders your striking lack of appeal
    as a human being quite obvious.
[12:53] Himuro
    Also, it is possible that
    you are in violation of the
[12:54] Yuuichi
    I've tried to pick up a lot of girls in my time,
[12:57] Himuro
    Minor Offenses Act and
    anti-nuisance ordinances.
[12:57] Yuuichi
    but this is the first time I've
    ever been rejected this way.
[12:59] Himuro
    You could even be called a "de facto
    standard of pick-up line artists."
[13:01] Yuuichi
    I'm not exactly sure why, but... I'm sorry.
[13:05] Hoodlum A
    Would ya look at that?!
[13:07] Hoodlum B
    So lame!
[13:09] Yuuichi
    Shut up! It's not over yet!
[13:11] Himuro
    That's the end of my explanation.
    If you understand, then hurry and—
[13:14] Yuuichi
    You've got it all wrong!
    My motives are pure!
[13:18] Himuro
    What...?
[13:18] Yuuichi
    Seriously. It was love at first sight!
    The second I saw you, I fell in love!
[13:23] Yukimura
    Hey.
[13:24] Yuuichi
    Huh?
[13:26] Yukimura
    Do not touch that woman.
[13:28] Yukimura
    You subgenus of chimpanzees.
[13:36] Yukimura
    Let's go.
SIGN    Times you thought "you chickened
    out earlier, and now this!" +1
SIGN    Times you thought "what took you so long?" +1
SIGN    Times you wanted to cry +1
SIGN    Times you were scared +1
SIGN    Times you thought "it took you long enough to take my hand." +1
SIGN    Times you felt relieved +1
[13:46] Himuro
    It took you long enough!
[13:49] Yukimura
    Sorry.
[13:50] Yuuichi
    Hold on.
[13:52] Yuuichi
    Who're you? You her boyfriend or something?
[13:55] Yukimura
    No, I'm not.
[13:56] Yuuichi
    Then this has nothing to do with you, does it?
[13:58] Yuuichi
    Stop getting in the way
    of other people's love.
[14:00] Yukimura
    I see.
[14:02] Yukimura
    You love this woman?
[14:04] Yukimura
    In that case, I have a question.
[14:06] Yukimura
    Upon what basis did you
    determine you were in love?
[14:08] Yuuichi
    Huh?
[14:09] Yukimura
    What is it you love? What emotion
    led you to make that determination?
[14:12] Yukimura
    What reason can you provide
    as objective proof?
[14:15] Yuuichi
    You don't need a reason to fall in love!
[14:18] Yukimura
    Of course you need a reason!
[14:21] Yukimura
    Never base decisions on supposition!
[14:24] Yukimura
    Her good points and bad points. The varied
    evidence which makes me find her desirable.
[14:29] Yukimura
    The measurement of my heart rate,
[14:30] Yukimura
    body temperature, and other
    vitals when we are together!
[14:32] Yukimura
    I have assembled all of this data and even
    I am unable to prove that I love her!
[14:37] Yukimura
    The likes of you could never so
    casually declare your love for her!
[14:49] Yukimura
    We have no time to waste on animals
    who have cast aside reason.
[14:53] Yukimura
    Let's go.
[14:55] Hoodlum A
    Animals?
[15:02] Yukimura
    What have I done? I was far too emotional.
SIGN    Times you thought her estimation of you fell +1
[15:05] Yukimura
    I'm sure that Himuro must
    think less of me now.
SIGN    Times you thought he was super cool +1
[15:08] Himuro
    I can't take it! He's just so cool!
[15:13] Yuuichi
    What's with those two?
[15:15] Inukai
    Seriously. Those guys are crazy.
[15:18] Inukai
    But, we kinda respect them for it.
    That's what you call "science-types."
[15:23] Yuuichi
    What is with you people?
[15:28] Inukai
    That's right! This is an amusement park!
[15:31] Inukai
    It's crawling with legions of IRL-ers!
[15:33] Inukai
    It's the perfect place to close
    out a date! A land of dreams!
[15:36] Inukai
    This'll close the distance between
    them big time, no prob, for certain!
[15:41] Kanade
    Kosuke-kun, you see that and you
    can really still think that way?
[15:44] Yukimura
    One revolution takes about 20 seconds?
[15:46] Himuro
    When I used my watch to
    measure, it took 24 seconds.
[15:50] Himuro
    Which means that the angular
    velocity would be about ω=π/6.
[15:53] Yukimura
    And the distance traveled in one revolution
    of the merry-go-round would be about 22 meters.
[15:58] Himuro
    The value of mrω squared would be...
[16:00] Inukai
    Getting closer...
[16:01] Inukai
    You think it's possible?
[16:02] Kanade
    Nope.
SIGN    Experiment 4.2.3
SIGN    Roller Coaster Date
[16:06] Himuro
    Listen closely, Yukimura-kun.
[16:08] Himuro
    When a roller coaster wants to travel
    around a loop with a radius "r,"
[16:11] Himuro
    from a physics perspective,
[16:13] Himuro
    as long as it takes off from a point
    5/2r in height, everything's fine.
SIGN    Won't Fall
[16:16] Yukimura
    That's only if you don't take friction
    and air resistance into account!
SIGN    Velocity
SIGN    Wind
    Resistance
SIGN    Friction
[16:20] Yukimura
    In practical application, you require
    a greater height than that!
[16:23] Himuro
    My, my. Are you that scared?
[16:25] Yukimura
    N-No.
[16:26] Yukimura
    I was just verifying the soundness
    of the safety of this is all.
[16:32] Himuro
    Then... should we hold hands?
[16:35] Himuro
    If we hold hands, then our mass, m,
    becomes the combined mass of two people.
SIGN    Times you wanted to hold hands +1
[16:40] Himuro
    Which means that the centrifugal force
    of mrω squared would increase...
[16:44] Yukimura
    That's true. Our chances of falling
    from the loop would decrease.
SIGN    Times you wanted to hold hands +1
[16:58] Inukai
    Nice effort...
[17:01] Yukimura
    Himuro!
[17:01] Yukimura
    Thinking about it rationally, holding hands
    wouldn't change the combined mass!
[17:05] Himuro
    I was flustered, too, you know.
[17:07] Himuro
    And you sounded convinced, Yukimura-kun.
[17:10] Kanade
    Also, not that it matters, but why did you
    suddenly switch back to wearing lab coats?
[17:16] Yukimura
    You're right.
[17:17] Himuro
    We put them on without thinking...
[17:19] Kanade
    Are they shape memory
    lab coats or something?
SIGN    Experiment 4.2.7
SIGN    Haunted House Date
[17:26] Himuro
    Incidentally, Yukimura-kun,
    do you believe in ghosts and things?
[17:30] Yukimura
    A foolish question.
[17:32] Yukimura
    Most supernatural phenomena can
    be explained scientifically.
[17:35] Yukimura
    Plasma emitting electromagnetic radiation.
[17:37] Yukimura
    Pareidolia, the phenomena of
    seeing three dots as a face...
[17:41] Yukimura
    Even experiments to artificially create
    ghosts for detection have succeeded.
[17:46] Himuro
    True.
[17:48] Himuro
    However...
[17:49] Himuro
    It isn't as though science has explained
    everything in the universe.
[17:53] Himuro
    With so much as yet unknown, if things
    like spirits really did exist,
[17:56] Himuro
    it wouldn't be so strange, would it?
[17:58] Yukimura
    I take your point.
[18:00] Yukimura
    Even now, this world overflows
    with mysteries to be solved.
[18:03] Yukimura
    That's what you're saying.
[18:04] Kanade
    Excuse me. Please move forward already.
SIGN    Experiment 4.2.8~17
SIGN    Other Stuff!
[18:17] Yukimura
    Go!
SIGN    Experiment 4.2.18
SIGN    Ferris Wheel Date
[18:48] Inukai
    Finally made it to the Ferris wheel, huh?
[18:50] Kanade
    Looks like we might just be able
    to complete the whole plan.
[18:53] Kanade
    Let's see... The experiment here is...
SIGN    On a Ferris wheel painted by rays of the setting sun,
    the two are enveloped by a romantic mood and
    are called to act
SIGN    According to Ibarada, Inukai, et al (2016), the Ferris wheel on an amusement park date
    In terms of time, the ideal would be sunset or a time when a night view can be observed,
[18:58] Yukimura
    On a Ferris wheel painted
    by rays of the setting sun,
[19:00] Yukimura
    the two are enveloped by a romantic
    mood and are called to act.
[19:05] Kanade
    Kosuke-kun, what is this?
[19:07] Inukai
    It means the two happily join as one.
[19:11] Kanade
    How does that fall under
    "stuff that happens on a date"?
[19:13] Inukai
    Huh? Aren't Ferris wheels places where
    stuff like this and you-know-what happen?
[19:18] Inukai
    It's been like that on the dates I've been on.
[19:20] Inukai
    But still, I mean...
[19:22] Inukai
    See? Doesn't it look like
    they're holding each other?
[19:25] Inukai
    And the Ferris wheel is creaking and stuff.
[19:27] Kanade
    You're kidding!
[19:28] Himuro
    "Called to act"? What does
    that mean, I wonder?
[19:32] Yukimura
    Kosuke must have mistyped it.
[19:34] Yukimura
    There must have been a word he missed
    indicating the type of behavior.
[19:37] Himuro
    I understand.
[19:39] Himuro
    Incidentally, Yukimura-kun...
[19:41] Himuro
    are you scared?
[19:42] Yukimura
    What are you saying, Himuro?
[19:44] Himuro
    Given everything, it seems
    you're a bit of a scaredy cat.
[19:46] Yukimura
    You're the one who grabbed on to me, Himuro.
[19:48] Himuro
    It's easier to read the itinerary this way.
[19:51] Kanade
    Yeah. There's no way, is there?
[19:54] Kanade
    I mean, given it's those two,
[19:56] Kanade
    I'm not even sure they could manage a
    "romantic mood" in the first place.
[19:59] Kanade
    As long as this all ends well, then...
[20:03] Himuro
    Is this...?
[20:05] Yukimura
    To put it plainly, it is something
    which can be defined as a "present."
[20:10] Himuro
    Th-Thank you.
[20:12] Yukimura
    Open it.
[20:14] Yukimura
    I bought it while you and Kanade
    were off buying clothes.
[20:19] Yukimura
    Of the things I thought might suit you...
SIGN    1\b1\pos(320,18)\bord2\3c&HFFFFFF&\fs20}H(x)*= First Impression index x 0.5
    + Shape index x 0.2
    + Color index x 0.16
[20:22] Yukimura
    I selected 17 items and defined the
    "Agrees with Himuro" index as H(x).
[20:26] Yukimura
    The item with the highest
    numerical result is that one.
[20:30] Yukimura
    I don't believe something like
    that will be sufficient,
[20:32] Yukimura
    but it's thanks for today.
[20:35] Yukimura
    As you can see from this,
[20:37] Yukimura
    I intended, under the guidance
    of romance expert Kosuke,
[20:40] Yukimura
    to develop the perfect plan, but...
[20:43] Yukimura
    Well, how can I put it...
[20:44] Yukimura
    I have no experience with this.
[20:46] Yukimura
    It's possible that I haven't even met
    the base conditions of a "date."
[20:50] Yukimura
    If... you are not satisfied
    with the results, Himuro...
[20:54] Yukimura
    then... I apologize.
[20:58] Himuro
    True.
[20:59] Himuro
    I'm not sure we met the
    base conditions of a date.
[21:04] Himuro
    However...
[21:05] Himuro
    what we believe in is numbers, isn't it?
[21:10] Himuro
    Here.
[21:11] Himuro
    This is the number of times I was happy
    and the number of times I had fun today.
[21:11] ---
    Times I was happy
    + Times I had fun
[21:15] Himuro
    In total, 1925 times.
[21:18] Himuro
    It's an exponential increase.
[21:20] Himuro
    And even now, in this moment, too.
[21:26] Yukimura
    Without something to
    compare those numbers to,
[21:28] Yukimura
    there's no way to tell if they're high or low.
[21:31] Himuro
    In that case, these sample numbers...
[21:34] Yukimura
    We'll need to get more, right?
[21:39] Yukimura
    The experiment is done. We're pulling out.
[21:42] Inukai
    Gotcha.
[21:43] Kanade
    You must be tired. Good work.
[21:45] Kanade
    Um, was it romantic, like it was
    supposed to be in the plan?
[21:52] Himuro
    That's a secret.
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    Proof 5
    Science-types Fell in Love,
    So They Tried Holding a Meeting.
[23:35] Inukai
    Next time, proof 5!
[23:37] Inukai
    "Science-types Fell in Love,
    so They Tried Holding a Meeting."