E6 - Science-types Fell in Love, So They Tried Kissing.

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SIGN    Science Fell in Love, So I Tried to Prove It
[01:34] Yukimura
    All right, Himuro.
[01:36] Yukimura
    Close your eyes.
[01:40] Yukimura
    Now hold it, and lift your chin 30 degrees.
SIGN    Proof 6
    Science-types Fell in Love,
    So They Tried Kissing.
[01:44] Yukimura
    Another 6.5 degrees.
[01:46] Yukimura
    Good.
[01:47] Yukimura
    According to the data,
    that will give us a height of 4 cm.
[01:50] Yukimura
    Now, as long as I tilt my head
    at an angle of 40 degrees,
[01:53] Yukimura
    even if I keep my glasses on,
    we should avoid a collision of noses.
SIGN    Times you didn't want to kiss +1
[01:58] Kanade
    Um...
[01:59] Kanade
    Himuro-senpai's "doesn't want
    to" counter is rising rapidly.
[02:03] Yukimura
    Wh-What's the meaning of this, Himuro?!
[02:05] Yukimura
    I thought you loved me!
[02:07] Himuro
    That hasn't been established
    for certain yet!
[02:11] Himuro
    It's not like that.
[02:12] Himuro
    It's not that I don't want
    you to, Yukimura-kun...
[02:15] Himuro
    I don't quite understand it myself, but...
[02:17] Himuro
    somehow... I don't want to do
    it like this, like it's work...
[02:22] Himuro
    And even if you asked me for
    specifics, I wouldn't really know, but...
[02:26] Kanade
    Himuro-senpai!
[02:27] Kanade
    You're adorable!
[02:29] Himuro
    Huh?
[02:29] Kanade
    She's right, Yukimura-senpai!
[02:31] Kanade
    A kiss isn't something you should
    do just to be done with it.
[02:34] Kanade
    The right mood is important
    for this kind of thing!
[02:37] Yukimura
    Mood?
[02:38] Kanade
    Something like... Well, you know...
[02:41] Kanade
    A restaurant with a night view, or...
[02:43] Kanade
    Walking along a beach at sunset...
[02:46] Kanade
    Kissing somewhere with a nice mood
    like that is what gives it meaning!
[02:51] Yukimura
    Meaning, is it?
[02:52] Kanade
    Oh, right! You remember?
[02:54] Kanade
    Like that time on the Ferris wheel
    when we were collecting date data?
[02:57] Kanade
    The mood was amazing, wasn't it?
[03:00] Himuro
    What?
[03:04] Himuro
    True...
[03:05] Himuro
    In that moment, I wouldn't
    have minded... probably...
[03:08] Kanade
    See? I knew it!
[03:10] Himuro
    I see.
[03:11] Himuro
    That's what it was.
[03:13] Himuro
    In order to kiss, the right mood is necessary!
SIGN    Mood Quantification
[03:17] Himuro
    If we can define a "mood value,"
[03:20] Himuro
    we should be able to find an efficient
    method of increasing the mood!
[03:23] Yukimura
    I don't know.
[03:25] Yukimura
    Can something as insubstantial as "mood"
    really exert such a strong influence?
[03:29] Ibarada
    It's got a pretty big effect.
[03:31] Ibarada
    Even if you just compare
    the external environments.
[03:35] Ibarada
    For example, look at a situation
    with a high mood value...
[03:39] Ibarada
    If you contrast it with a low value...
SIGN    hup
SIGN    hup
SIGN    hup
SIGN    hup
SIGN    hup
SIGN    hup
SIGN    hup
SIGN    hup
[03:41] men in background
    Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup!
[03:43] Ibarada
    What do you think?
[03:45] Yukimura
    You're right!
[03:46] Yukimura
    There's a tremendous difference!
[03:47] Himuro
    If you pushed for a kiss in those conditions,
    I would punch you, Yukimura-kun.
[03:53] Yukimura
    Why is there so much variation
    when the action is the same?
[03:56] Yukimura
    What could the difference
    between the situations be?
[03:58] Kanade
    Wouldn't it be the overabundance of muscles?
[04:01] Yukimura
    I see.
[04:02] Himuro
    Which means...
[04:03] Yukimura; simultaneous
    This!
[04:03] Himuro; simultaneous
    This, right?
SIGN    Definition 1.1: Mood value M*(x)* is
     inversely proportional to the amount
     of muscles in the vicinity.
[04:05] Kanade
    It's not wrong,
[04:06] Kanade
    but... this definition is useless.
[04:09] Ibarada
    Well, it was an extreme example,
[04:10] Ibarada
    but I don't think we can call
    this a correct interpretation.
[04:13] Ibarada
    Okay. Self-proclaimed "man who
    lives on love," Torasuke-kun.
[04:16] Ibarada
    A list of situations that
    might provide the right mood.
[04:19] Inukai
    Well, if you insist.
[04:21] Inukai
    My 2D memories are gonna
    breathe some fire into this.
SIGN    Ferris wheel
SIGN    Beach at sunset
SIGN    Restaurant with a night view
SIGN    Cruise on the water
SIGN    Romantic movie at the theater
SIGN    Fireworks
SIGN    Planetarium
SIGN    White Christmas
SIGN    Watching adult videos
[04:31] Inukai
    If you're looking for situations
    overflowing with the right mood,
[04:33] Inukai
    it's gotta be something like these.
[04:35] Kanade
    Yeah. If you leave out that one
    part, they all have nice moods!
[04:39] Yukimura
    Now, then. What do these have in common?
[04:42] Kanade
    That one part aside, maybe it's that they're
    all rather fashionable places...?
[04:47] Himuro
    Trying to quantify "prettiness"
    is incredibly difficult.
[04:51] Himuro
    A clearer factor might be that
[04:53] Himuro
    they're all "places without a lot of people
    where the two can be alone," perhaps.
[04:57] Ibarada
    I don't think that's quite accurate...
[05:00] Ibarada
    For example, what do you think of this?
[05:02] Kanade
    A secret kiss during the fireworks!
[05:05] Kanade
    How wonderful!
[05:06] Himuro
    Yes.
[05:08] Ibarada
    What about this?
[05:08] background
    Wow! Look at that.
[05:09] Kanade
    They're all staring.
[05:11] Himuro
    That would be difficult.
SIGN    Definition 1.2: Mood value M(x) is inversely proportional
     to the number of people in the area
     paying attention to the couple.
[05:15] Ibarada
    Which would make it something like this.
[05:17] Himuro
    I see.
[05:18] Kanade
    Another thing might be "a quiet place," maybe?
[05:21] Kanade
    If there's a lot of noise around,
    it'd ruin the mood.
SIGN    decibels
SIGN    decibels
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[05:31] announcement
    The express leaving at 16:15 is...
SIGN    decibels
SIGN    decibels
[05:35] Rock singer
    Who's gonna be angels in the land of death?
SIGN    decibels
[05:37] Yukimura
    Looking at the results of the comparisons,
[05:39] Yukimura
    we can probably say that "when the
    surrounding noise rises above a certain level,
[05:42] Yukimura
    the mood value decreases."
[05:45] Kanade
    Just the mention of "decibels"
    makes the mood drop.
[05:49] Inukai
    Wouldn't you agree that
    "dimness" is important too?
SIGN    Daylight
SIGN    Dusk
SIGN    Night
[05:55] Inukai
    When people are in the dark,
    they start feeling naughty—
[05:58] Ibarada
    Psychologically speaking,
[05:59] Ibarada
    it's true that dark places can
    allow more openness and freedom.
[06:03] Ibarada
    And, to take an approach other than
    looking at environmental factors,
[06:06] Ibarada
    "a relaxed conversation with
    lots of silence and pauses,"
[06:09] Ibarada
    might be the kind of things that works, too.
[06:11] Ibarada
    The two of you are always
    chattering away, debating,
[06:14] Ibarada
    but how about you two keep quiet
    a sec and look into each other's eyes?
[06:17] Yukimura
    Keep quiet?
[06:29] Himuro
    This is amazing!
[06:31] Yukimura
    The mood really did increase!
[06:33] Yukimura
    Is this the effect of silence?
[06:36] Yukimura
    We can add this into the
    calculation of mood value.
[06:39] Yukimura
    The most important factors are these five!
[06:41] Kanade
    When will these two ever be able to kiss?
SIGN    Beauty of surroundings
SIGN    Lack of people in surroundings
SIGN    Dimness
SIGN    Quietness
SIGN    Length of time spent silently gazing at each other
[06:47] Himuro
    The question is how to combine them.
[06:50] Kanade
    Can't you just give each of them a value
    of 20 out of 100 and add them together?
SIGN    Beauty 20 pts
SIGN    Number of 3rd parties 20 pts
SIGN    Dimness 20 pts
SIGN    Quietness 20 pts
SIGN    Silence 20 pts
SIGN    100 pts
[06:55] Ibarada
    I don't think that'll work this time.
[06:58] Ibarada
    We're talking somewhere beautiful,
    without many people,
[07:01] Ibarada
    and dim lighting where you can
    gaze at each other, right?
[07:04] Ibarada
    But what if it were super noisy there?
[07:07] announcement; fades to background
    For the sake of a brighter future, all we ask
    is that you cast your vote honestly and fairly!
[07:08] Ibarada
    Wouldn't that kill the mood?
[07:11] Kanade
    That's true!
[07:12] Ibarada
    Which means...
SIGN    Beauty
SIGN    Number of 3rd parties
SIGN    Dimness
SIGN    Quietness
SIGN    Silence
[07:14] Ibarada
    If any single factor out of these five
    is radically lower than the others,
SIGN    Beauty 20 pts
SIGN    Number of 3rd parties 20 pts
SIGN    Dimness 20 pts
SIGN    Quietness 0 pts
SIGN    Silence 20 pts
[07:18] Ibarada
    the entire mood value decreases.
    It has to be defined to express that.
SIGN    Mood Value
    Ultra Low
[07:22] Kanade
    Th-That seems difficult...
[07:24] Himuro
    All we have to do is multiply
    instead of add, right?
[07:27] Yukimura
    That would make regulating
    the numbers a pain.
[07:30] Ikeda
    Sounds like you're working
    on something interesting.
[07:33] Ikeda
    What about something like this?
[07:36] Ikeda
    First, we'll make "x" the value of "quiet"
    and indicate a total value of 100.
[07:42] Ikeda
    Let's see...
[07:43] Ikeda
    That should do it.
[07:44] Ikeda
    For example, let's use this equation
    and change the total value to 20.
[07:49] Inukai
    Uh... What?
[07:51] Ikeda
    This is high school math, Kosuke-kun.
[07:54] Ikeda
    When you graph this equation,
SIGN    33.33...pts 100 pts
[07:56] Ikeda
    anything less than 33 points
    rapidly becomes negative.
[08:00] Yukimura
    Of course.
[08:01] Yukimura
    If we use this...
[08:02] Yukimura
    In cases where it's insanely loud...
[08:07] Yukimura
    The value of quietness would
    become negative infinity.
[08:10] Yukimura
    Even if the other values are
    the highest they can be,
SIGN    Quietness
SIGN    Beauty 3rd Parties Dimness Quietness Silence
     20 pts 20 pts 20 pts 20 pts
[08:12] Yukimura
    when you add them together,
    no matter what you do,
SIGN    Mood Value
[08:14] Yukimura
    the mood value would be negative infinity!
[08:16] Himuro
    Plus, with this method, the value becomes
    intuitive and easy to understand!
[08:20] Yukimura
    Just what we'd expect from you, Professor!
[08:22] Ikeda
    I'll leave the setup and investigation
    of each factor to you two.
[08:26] Himuro and Yukimura
    Yes, sir!
[08:29] Kanade
    Yukimura-senpai and Himuro-senpai
    became immersed in research and...
[08:35] Yukimura
    It's done!
[08:36] Himuro
    We really did it!
SIGN    Mood Value M is defined as follows.
SIGN    (Beauty index)
SIGN    (number of 3rd parties)
SIGN    (expresses the average of the scores for beauty, fashionability)
SIGN    amount of evaluators
SIGN    Here the number of people paying attention to the couple is defined as X₂
SIGN    then
    then
SIGN    (Brightness index)
SIGN    missing
SIGN    X₃ = the degree of illumination (lux)
SIGN    (Quietness index)
SIGN    The value of noise in the area is expressed as X₄
SIGN    then
    then
    then
SIGN    (Gazing at each other)
SIGN    The number of seconds spent silently gazing at each other is expressed as X₅
SIGN    then
    
    then
    then
[08:41] Kanade
    It's so long I don't get it...
SIGN    Equation to Define Mood Value
[08:45] Rikekuma
    The equation to define mood value!
[08:47] Rikekuma
    I'll make the effort and
    go over it for you, bear.
SIGN    Beauty Index
SIGN    Beauty Index
[08:53] Rikekuma
    The beauty index!
[08:56] Rikekuma
    You give it a point value based on feeling,
[08:58] Rikekuma
    and take the average of a
    bunch of people, bear.
[09:01] Rikekumas
    100 points!
[09:02] Rikekumas
    It's the same! It-It's the same!
[09:02] Rikekumas
    The same! We're all... We're all the same!
SIGN    Number of 3rd Parties
[09:05] Rikekuma
    The number of third parties!
SIGN    Number of 3rd Parties
[09:08] Rikekuma
    When there's a lot of people who
    have nothing to do with it around,
[09:10] Rikekuma
    you give them each a -10,000, bear.
[09:13] Rikekuma
    Though, honestly, if you
    gave 'em negative one trillion,
[09:15] Rikekuma
    it wouldn't change the results, bear.
SIGN    Degree of Illumination
[09:18] Rikekuma
    The degree of illumination!
SIGN    Degree of Illumination
[09:20] Rikekuma
    There's some crazy equation
    written here, bear,
SIGN    approx.
SIGN    lux
[09:23] Rikekuma
    but when you graph it, it turns out
    something like this, bear.
[09:26] Rikekuma
    The highest points are about the
    brightness level of a candle,
[09:28] Rikekuma
    and if it gets much darker,
    the points drop drastically, bear.
[09:32] Rikekuma
    I can't see anything, bear...
SIGN    Quietness Index
[09:35] Rikekuma
    Quietness index!
SIGN    Quietness Index
[09:38] Rikekuma
    This one's complicated too, bear.
[09:40] Rikekuma
    Basically, with this one...
[09:41] Rikekuma
    If it's loud, the mood value drops
    to negative infinity, bear!
SIGN    Silently Gazing at Each Other Index
[09:45] Rikekuma
    The silently gazing at each other index!
SIGN    Silently Gazing at Each Other Index
[09:48] Rikekuma
    Another troublesome equation, bear.
SIGN    The number of seconds spent silently gazing at each other is expressed as X₅
SIGN    then
SIGN    then
SIGN    then
[09:50] Rikekuma
    In short, the longer the period of
    time spent looking at each other,
[09:53] Rikekuma
    the higher the points, with 30
    seconds as the highest score.
[09:56] Rikekuma
    And if it exceeds 60 seconds, it starts
    getting stupid and the points decrease, bear.
[10:01] Kanade
    And now, from the results
    of the investigation...
[10:03] Kanade
    The most beautiful place on campus,
[10:06] Kanade
    where there aren't any other people,
[10:07] Kanade
    and where the brightness and quietness
    help create the right mood...
[10:10] Kanade
    This is that place.
[10:11] Kanade
    We've determined it's the roof of
    the joint research tower at dusk!
SIGN    Science Fell in Love,
    So I Tried to Prove It
[10:23] Kanade
    The place most suited to kissing.
[10:25] Kanade
    The mood value is 92!
[10:35] Yukimura
    Would you...
[10:37] Yukimura
    kiss me... Kanade.
[10:39] Kanade
    Well... um...
[10:42] Kanade
    I'd really rather not.
[10:44] Yukimura
    Why?
[10:45] Yukimura
    The current mood value is extremely high.
[10:48] Kanade
    It's not that I have anything
    against you, Yukimura-senpai...
[10:52] Kanade
    It's just that kissing someone who
    isn't my boyfriend is a little...
[10:56] Yukimura
    We need to perform a control
    experiment to collect data!
SIGN    Kissing someone you love
SIGN    Comparison
SIGN    Kissing someone you don't love
[11:00] Yukimura
    In order to investigate the
    base conditions of love,
[11:02] Yukimura
    we must compare a kiss with someone you love
    with a kiss with someone you don't love!
[11:07] Kanade
    S-Still, there's no reason
    to do this with everyone...
[11:12] Kanade
    Honestly. It's so embarrassing...
[11:15] Yukimura
    Experiment, stage 1 complete.
[11:16] Kanade
    And why am I stage 1?
[11:19] Inukai
    It was decided by ladder
    lottery. No complaining.
[11:23] Himuro
    Yukimura-kun didn't do anything
    weird to you, did he?
[11:27] Kanade
    Having no other choice, he offered
    the option of a kiss on the hand.
[11:30] Himuro
    Was that all? There wasn't
    anything else, was there?
[11:33] Kanade
    If it's gonna make you cry,
    don't conduct this kind of experiment.
[11:36] Ibarada
    In Western countries,
    kissing's an everyday thing, after all.
[11:40] Ibarada
    There's no reason to take it
    so seriously, is there?
[11:44] Ibarada
    Like this, see?
[11:49] Yukimura
    I-Ibarada!
[11:50] Yukimura
    What do you think you're doing?
[11:52] Ibarada
    This is part of the control experiment, too.
[11:55] Ibarada
    Don't most girls do this
    much with each other?
[11:58] Kanade
    No, they don't!
[11:59] Himuro
    I-I haven't done that, either.
[12:03] Ibarada
    Really?
[12:04] Ibarada
    Back in high school,
    pretty much everyone was doing it.
[12:08] Ibarada
    Don't worry, you two,
[12:10] Ibarada
    a kiss between two girls isn't
    really a kiss. It doesn't count.
[12:15] Ibarada
    Now, then. Who would the next
    pair for the experiment be?
SIGN    Experiment 3: Himuro - Kosuke Pair
[12:23] Himuro
    Kosuke-kun, I know you may be reluctant, but
[12:27] Himuro
    if you'd please cooperate,
    for the sake of the experiment.
[12:29] Inukai
    I, Inukai Kosuke, am a man who
    lives for one love alone,
[12:34] Inukai
    but if it will help make your love a reality,
    then it would be my pleasure!
[12:37] Himuro
    As for location...
    Cheek, nose, forehead, ear...
[12:42] Himuro
    I don't want it to be anywhere near my face.
[12:44] Himuro
    That said, I feel like a kiss on the
    foot would carry too much meaning.
[12:51] Hinuro
    Therefore I'll have the same as Kanade-chan,
    the back of my hand.
[12:54] Inukai
    Gotcha.
[12:56] Inukai
    Take a moment to savor this kiss of mine...
[13:03] Himuro
    Thank you, Kosuke-kun!
[13:05] Himuro
    I felt... absolutely nothing!
[13:07] Inukai
    That's a lovely smile
    and a horrible comment!
SIGN    Experiment 4: Himuro - Kanade Pair
[13:16] Kanade
    It's really... a long time, isn't it?
    Thirty seconds...
[13:20] Himuro
    You just start feeling the
    urge to laugh, don't you?
[13:26] Kanade
    Um... Himuro-senpai?
[13:29] Kanade
    Your hand. Why...?
[13:32] Himuro
    I-I'm sorry!
[13:35] Himuro
    You see, I...
[13:38] Himuro
    I've never had any friends
    of the same gender as me.
[13:42] Himuro
    Maybe it's my personality.
[13:44] Himuro
    I've just never been able to
    fit into groups of girls.
[13:47] Himuro
    There wasn't a single one I felt close to.
[13:50] Himuro
    That's why, when you treat me like
    a friend, it makes me so happy.
[13:54] Himuro
    I thought, it's sort of like
    having a little sister...
[13:57] Himuro
    I'm sorry.
[13:59] Kanade
    Himuro-senpai!
[14:02] Kanade
    Right now... I think I could kiss you!
[14:06] Himuro
    What?
[14:07] Kanade
    Me, too.
    I've always wanted an older sister.
[14:11] Himuro
    Kanade-chan...
[14:17] Himuro
    What is this? What is this? What is this?
[14:19] Kanade
    Hold on! Hold on! Hold on!
[14:20] Kanade
    This is super embarrassing!
    So absolutely embarrassing!
SIGN    Experiment 5: Yukimura - Kosuke Pair
[14:28] Inukai
    Thirty seconds sure is long.
[14:31] Yukimura
    You just start feeling the
    urge to kill yourself.
[14:33] Inukai
    Are we seriously gonna kiss?
[14:36] Yukimura
    The experiment is necessary.
    It cannot be avoided!
[14:39] Inukai
    All right!
[14:40] Inukai
    Inukai Kosuke's gonna show
    you how manly he is!
[14:43] Yukimura
    I will end this in a split second!
    Grit your teeth and take it!
[14:50] Inukai
    Research sure is rough, isn't it?
[14:53] Yukimura
    Kosuke, let me ask just one thing...
[14:57] Yukimura
    What did you do during
    your experiment with Himuro.
[15:00] Inukai
    J-Just a kiss on the hand.
[15:03] Yukimura
    Was that all? There wasn't
    anything else, was there?
[15:05] Inukai
    N-No, there wasn't!
SIGN    Experiment 6: Yukimura - Ibarada Pair
[15:10] Ibarada
    Yukimura...
[15:12] Ibarada
    Will you kiss me here?
[15:14] Yukimura
    I will not!
[15:15] Ibarada
    Yukimura-kun, close your eyes.
[15:18] Yukimura
    Unhand me! Get lost!
[15:19] Ibarada
    Can't do that. We have to kiss.
[15:22] Ibarada
    You need something to compare
    Himuro to, don't you?
[15:27] Yukimura
    In the event that irrational comparisons
[15:29] Yukimura
    threaten to corrupt the
    results of an experiment,
[15:31] Yukimura
    there is no need to engage in them.
[15:33] Ibarada
    And who determines whether
    or not they're irrational?
[15:36] Ibarada
    Besides, romantic emotions are
    irrational to begin with, aren't they?
[15:41] Yukimura
    She's so eloquent, it's nearly
    impossible to out talk this woman.
[15:44] Yukimura
    In which case, there's only one method!
[15:50] Ibarada
    Wait...
[15:54] Ibarada
    How slow a runner are you, exactly?
[15:57] Yukimura
    You think... you're one to talk?
SIGN    Experiment 7: Ibarada - Kosuke Pair
[16:02] Ibarada
    If you get a 5-star out of the 10-pull gacha,
    you can kiss me wherever you want.
[16:06] Ibarada
    If you don't, you kiss my foot.
[16:08] Inukai
    Who's gonna do what?
    You just watch my tremendous luck!
[16:11] Inukai
    Okay! Draw!
SIGN    Experiment 8: Kanade - Kosuke Pair
[16:14] Kanade
    I know it's late to say this, but we
    really picked a difficult lab to join.
[16:18] Kanade
    What are they making us do?
[16:21] Inukai
    I did hear rumors that
    the Ikeda lab was crazy.
[16:25] Kanade
    It's even more insane than expected.
[16:28] Kanade
    Oh, right. We can just do
     an indirect kiss, right?
SIGN    Experiment 9: Yukimura - Himuro Pair
[16:37] Yukimura
    We've finally managed to
    reach the final experiment.
[16:40] Himuro
    Sorry to keep you waiting, Yukimura-kun.
[16:44] Yukimura
    Uh, sure...
[16:47] Yukimura
    Are you ready?
[16:48] Himuro
    Yes. I'm okay to go any time.
[16:54] Yukimura
    Still, to think a kiss was
    something this difficult...
[16:58] Himuro
    Once we've cleared this,
[17:00] Himuro
    it will have brought us one step closer
    to proving our love, don't you think?
[17:04] Yukimura
    You're really all right with this?
[17:06] Yukimura
    Having to kiss a man as part
    of a verification process.
[17:12] Himuro
    Yukimura-kun...
[17:14] Himuro
    Right now... I'm sort of happy.
[17:17] Himuro
    It's so beautiful here. And quiet.
[17:20] Himuro
    It's just you and me, alone together.
[17:22] Himuro
    It really is a lovely atmosphere.
[17:25] Himuro
    This place showed a high mood value,
[17:27] Himuro
    and it's substantiating that finding.
[17:29] Himuro
    The process we built together...
[17:32] Himuro
    it was right!
[17:36] Himuro
    Right now, I feel like I could do anything!
[17:44] Yukimura
    Wh-What is this atmosphere?
SIGN    Mood Value
[17:47] Yukimura
    Himuro looks 1.8 times more
    beautiful than normal.
[17:52] Yukimura
    Is this the effect of the "mood"?
[17:54] Yukimura
    Right. Time to begin.
[18:00] Himuro
    Oh... Um...
[18:02] Himuro
    G-Go slowly... please... Okay?
[18:09] Yukimura
    Now. I can't let this mood slip away.
SIGN    Mood Value
[18:25] Yukimura
    A-A helicopter?!
[18:27] Yukimura
    If the noise level exceeds 70 decibels,
    the mood plummets drastically!
[18:31] Himuro
    Yukimura-kun! The mood value is...
[18:33] Yukimura
    This is not an issue.
[18:34] Yukimura
    Once the helicopter passes,
    the noise level will subside.
[18:37] Yukimura
    If we stay like this and gaze at each other,
[18:39] Yukimura
    the mood value should increase again!
[18:42] Himuro
    Th-That's true.
SIGN    Mood Value
[18:45] Yukimura
    Right. Now, if we just wait 30 seconds...
[18:49] Yukimura
    Oh, no! The sun set!
[18:52] Yukimura
    There are no lights on the roof!
[18:54] Yukimura
    No. I thought this might happen, so...
[18:57] Yukimura
    I prepared a fashionable candle!
[19:00] Yukimura
    This should achieve the highest
    value for brightness!
[19:06] Kanade
    Um...
[19:07] Kanade
    Himuro-senpai! Yukimura-senpai!
    Have you... finished?
[19:12] Kanade
    Oh. Sorry if you haven't yet...
SIGN    Mood Value
[19:16] Yukimura
    When there's a third party...
[19:18] Yukimura
    the mood drops by negative
    ten thousand points!
[19:21] Manager
    Sorry to interrupt. I'd like to lock
    up the roof before it gets dark.
[19:26] Yukimura
    Now there's another one!
[19:27] Ikeda
    Oh? This is where you two have been?
[19:31] Yukimura
    And now we even have an
    overabundance of muscle!
[19:33] Yukimura
    Curses! Is this the end?
[19:36] Yukimura
    There is no hope of restoring the mood.
[19:38] Yukimura
    This experiment was a failure.
[19:41] Yukimura
    Our carefully detailed plan...
[19:43] Yukimura
    The theory we devoted so
    much time to composing...
[19:47] Himuro
    Oh, honestly!
[19:49] Himuro
    I don't care about "mood" anymore!
    Hurry up and kiss me!
[19:52] Yukimura
    Y-You're the one who said
    "mood" was necessary!
[19:56] Himuro
    Your execution is entirely too poor!
[19:58] Yukimura
    I-It's not my fault the mood value dropped!
[20:01] Himuro
    Well, no, but...
[20:01] Ibarada
    Oh, dear...
[20:03] Manager
    Oops. Did I barge in on a young couple?
[20:06] Ikeda
    Apparently, those two aren't dating.
[20:10] Manager
    What? But they're so insistent
    about needing to kiss...
[20:13] Himuro
    At this rate, we will never be able to kiss!
[20:16] Yukimura
    Well, I don't want to give up, either!
[20:18] Yukimura
    But, what do you mean to
    do about this mood value?
[20:20] Himuro
    W-Well, I mean...
[20:23] Himuro
    It might be an experiment,
    but it's my first, so...
[20:25] Himuro
    if I have to, I'd prefer
    a wonderful kiss, but...
[20:29] Himuro
    I don't know anything about romance,
    so it just isn't possible for me.
[20:33] Himuro
    All the other experiments we
    performed will go to waste.
[20:36] Himuro
    We just need to hurry up and do it.
[20:40] Himuro
    Come on. Quickly.
[20:56] Yukimura
    For today...
[20:58] Yukimura
    I've chosen a spot that seems like
    it would cause the least damage.
[21:01] Yukimura
    "It isn't possible for me"?
[21:04] Yukimura
    Don't base decisions on supposition.
[21:09] Yukimura
    One day...
[21:10] Yukimura
    I will...
[21:12] Yukimura
    give you a kiss of the
    highest theoretical value.
[21:16] Yukimura
    Just you wait.
[21:20] Himuro
    I will.
[21:23] Kanade
    What are they making us watch?
[22:57] Kanade
    These are the findings.
[22:58] Kanade
    In the kissing experiment,
[23:00] Kanade
    the pair with the greatest change
    in vitals, the best pair is...
[23:07] Kanade
    the Yukimura-Ibarada pair.
SIGN    Shock!
SIGN    Yukimura - Ibarada Pair
SIGN    Yukimura - Kosuke Pair
SIGN    Himuro - Yukimura Pair
SIGN    Himuro - Kanade Pair
SIGN    Ibarada - Kosuke Pair
[23:15] Himuro
    I couldn't even measure up to Kosuke-kun...
[23:17] Yukimura
    That can't be!
[23:19] Inukai
    That doesn't make me happy at all.
[23:21] Yukimura
    Hang on, Ibarada!
[23:22] Yukimura
    No matter how you think about it,
    it's all because we ran around like that!
[23:26] Yukimura
    You've got to be kidding me!
[23:30] Kanade
    What was the point of this experiment?
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    Proof 7
    Science-types Fell in Love,
    So They Tried Having a Drinking Party.
[23:35] Ikeda
    Next time, Proof 7.
[23:37] Ikeda
    "Science-types Fell in Love,
    So They Tried Having a Drinking Party."