E5 - Science-types Fell in Love, So They Tried Holding a Meeting.
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[00:02] High school girl
Wah! I'm late! I'm late!
[00:07] High school girl
Oh, honestly! Over-sleeping
because my alarm clock broke!
[00:09] High school girl
It's still morning, and
nothing has gone right!
[00:12] High school girl
With all this, if I don't run into
my soulmate when I turn that corner...
[00:16] High school girl
Nothing else can make up for it!
[00:23] High school girl
Ow...
[00:25] High school girl
Huh?
[00:29] Yukimura
Apologies. Are you all right?
[00:33] High school girl
An intelligent, cool guy...
[00:35] High school girl
Is this...? Could it be? Could it be?
[00:38] High school girl
Destiny...?
[00:43] High school girl
Oh! Why did the jam side, of all
things, have to land on my uniform?
[00:48] High school girl
I've been so unlucky! Super disastrous!
What is this, a curse?
[00:52] Yukimura
That would be incorrect.
[00:54] Yukimura
Have you heard of Murphy's Law?
[00:57] Yukimura
Things like, "Why, when you drop a piece
of toast, does it land jam-side down?"
[01:02] Yukimura
"Anything that can go wrong, will go
wrong." It is a law in a humorous sense.
[01:07] Yukimura
However, an English researcher named Robert
Matthews offered this counter-argument.
[01:12] Yukimura
He said that if you drop a piece of toast from
a table approximately one meter in height,
SIGN Jam
SIGN Toast
[01:16] Yukimura
the chances of the toast landing
jam-side down are high.
SIGN of rotation when falling
would cause it to land
jam-side down.
[01:19] Yukimura
And he proved it using physics.
[01:23] Yukimura
Which means that the result is
perfectly natural, scientifically.
[01:28] Yukimura
You are not unlucky.
Enjoy your high school life.
[01:36] High school girl
What's with that nerd?
SIGN Science Fell in Love, So I Tried to Prove It
SIGN Proof 5
Science-types Fell in Love,
So They Tried Holding a Meeting.
[03:11] Ibarada
Is someone presenting today?
[03:13] Yukimura
Himuro and I.
[03:15] Yukimura
We're presenting the research
we've been conducting.
[03:17] Himuro
Our B4s should present sometime soon, too.
[03:20] Ibarada
Torasuke, you haven't been
reading papers, have you?
[03:24] Ibarada
The professor's gonna strangle you to death.
[03:27] Inukai
H-He wouldn't really kill me...
[03:31] Kanade
Today is the day all of the researchers
gather to hold a meeting!
[03:36] Kanade
They're held every other Wednesday,
[03:39] Kanade
and Ikeda Lab meetings usually
go something like this.
[03:42] Rikekuma
Well, let's get the meeting started, bear.
[03:45] Kanade
The meeting starts at 9 AM.
[03:48] Kanade
First, the professor makes announcements.
[03:50] Rikekuma
Next month, we're going on a trip to
Brisbane to make presentations, bear!
[03:54] Rikekumas; background
This and that. This and that.
Somehow or other.
[03:54] Kanade
Then, those who want to present
the findings of their research.
[03:58] Rikekumas; background
Talk. Talk. Talk.
[03:58] Kanade
When the presentation
finishes, we discuss it.
[04:01] Kanade
And once all the presentations
are done, the meeting is closed.
[04:04] Rikekuma
Thanks, everyone, bear.
[04:07] Himuro
The professor is rather late, isn't he?
[04:09] Himuro
Kanade-chan, you called him, didn't you?
[04:11] Kanade
Oh, yes. He said he'd come right away.
[04:13] Ibarada
He's sleeping. Gotta be.
[04:16] Kanade
Sleep? But he was awake five minutes ago...
[04:20] Ibarada
Professor.
[04:23] Ikeda
Eek! That's...
[04:25] Kanade
What's going on in there?
[04:31] Ikeda
I'm so sorry about that!
[04:33] Ikeda
The sunlight was so warm,
I started drifting off...
[04:34] ---
Saitama University
Mathematics and Information Sciences
Professor Ikeda Kashin
Height: 185 cm Weight: 102 kg
Blood type: A
Hobbies: Triathlons, Free Climbing
Favorite foods: Protein, Alcohol
Favorite phrase: Accomplished in study and athletics
Looks up to: Taniyama Michiya, Kuze Takaomi
Goals: Own and operate a café
[04:37] Kanade
He really was asleep.
[04:39] Ikeda
Well, shall we start the meeting?
[04:44] Kanade
Um... With that, we'll start today's meeting.
[04:48] Kanade
Professor, do you have any announcements?
[04:51] Ikeda
Yes.
[04:53] Ikeda; background
As it is now June,
[04:54] Kanade
This is the master of the
lab, Professor Ikeda!
[04:55] Ikeda; background
those who have not yet presented their
research should do so soon, please.
[04:57] Kanade
He's a little scary when he's angry,
but he's a very kind teacher.
[05:01] Ikeda
Also, it's been decided that
[05:03] Ikeda
we will hold a four university joint
training camp again this summer.
[05:06] Ikeda
It will be August...
What were the dates again?
[05:10] Ibarada
From the 19th to the 21st.
[05:12] Ikeda
Yes! That's right. Thank you.
[05:14] Ikeda
Having you around is such
a great help, Ibarada-kun.
[05:18] Ibarada
You're quite welcome.
[05:20] Kanade
Professor Ikeda can be a little absentminded.
[05:23] Kanade
Ibarada-senpai often helps
with the follow up.
[05:26] Ikeda
The undergraduates will be presenting there,
[05:28] Ikeda
so our B4s, Kanade-kun and Kosuke-kun,
[05:31] Ikeda
will need to decide on their
research themes by summer.
[05:34] Inukai
Gulp!
[05:35] Ikeda
Kanade-kun, I heard that you
were interested in TSP,
[05:39] Ikeda
so I gave you papers on the subject.
What did you think of them?
[05:42] Kanade
I'm still only partway through
the second one, but...
[05:45] Kanade
I'm finding it difficult.
[05:47] Ikeda
Well, that is how it is in the beginning.
[05:50] Rikekuma
TSP!
[05:53] Rikekuma
TSP is another way of referring to the
traveling salesman problem!
[05:57] Rikekuma
I've already explained what it is,
bear, so if you want to know,
[06:02] Rikekuma
go back and watch episode 3 or read the
first volume of the original work, bear.
[06:05] Rikekuma
So, today's term of the day, is this!
[06:08] Riekuma
B4!
[06:10] Rikekuma
This is the mysterious word that Professor
Ikeda used with Kanade and the others, bear.
[06:14] Rikekuma
It's a designation for school years
often used in research labs, bear.
[06:18] Rikekuma
In English, an undergrad degree
is called a Bachelor's.
SIGN Undergraduates
[06:20] Rikekuma
You use the first letter of that word, "B."
[06:24] Rikekuma
So, B4 is a 4th year undergraduate student.
SIGN 4th year undergrad student
SIGN Graduate courses
[06:28] Rikekuma
Above that, you have the
"M" from "Master's."
[06:31] Rikekuma
Himuro and Yukimura are both first-year
grad students, so they're M1s.
SIGN 1st year graduate student
[06:34] Rikekuma
Ibarada would be an M2, bear.
SIGN 2nd year graduate student
[06:38] Rikekuma
Once you've completed your graduate degree,
you attain the title of "Master," bear.
[06:44] Rikekuma
Study hard and become masters like those
knights from a galaxy far, far away,
[06:48] Rikekuma
and lose yourself in a vortex
of destruction and despair, bear.
[06:52] Ikeda
And you, Kosuke-kun?
[06:54] Ikeda
Did you find anything you liked
in the papers I gave you?
[06:59] Inukai
I really do want to read those papers,
[07:02] Inukai
but you could say,
my woman just won't let me go.
SIGN Aika
SIGN "Studying or me? Which is more important?"
[07:06] Aika
Honestly! Studying or me?
Which is more important?
[07:10] Ikeda
You haven't read them at all?
[07:12] Inukai
'S right!
[07:13] Ikeda
Not a single page?
[07:15] Inukai
'S right.
[07:16] Ikeda
Not a single word?
[07:19] Inukai
'S right...
[07:21] Ikeda
Kosuke-kun...
[07:26] Ikeda
Aika-chan is very charming,
[07:29] Ikeda
but let's do those assignments which
we are meant to do, shall we?
[07:33] Ikeda
Do you understand?
[07:35] Inukai
I'm sorry!
[07:38] Kanade
Professor Ikeda excels in
both study and athletics, so
[07:41] Kanade
when he gets angry, his muscles tend
to get a little bigger, but...
[07:43] Ikeda; background
Oops! I pulverized my pen again.
[07:44] Kanade
he's usually a very kind teacher.
[07:47] Ibarada
Here's your spare.
[07:49] Kanade
Well, then... Let's resume the meeting.
[07:53] Kanade
If anyone has a presentation,
please go ahead.
[07:57] Yukimura
Professor, I'd like to present.
[08:01] Ikeda
What's this? A joint presentation
with Himuro-kun, is it?
[08:06] Ikeda
It was a polynomial time reduction last time.
[08:08] Ikeda
I'm excited to see how much
progress you've made.
[08:12] Yukimura
First, if you'd please take
a look at figure 1.1.
SIGN We're for
SIGN realz ♥
SIGN Fig 1.1: During Date Experiment
[08:18] Yukimura
This figure shows the circumstances during
the date experiment we conducted recently.
[08:22] Ikeda
U-Um... I did think you
got along well, but...
[08:26] Ikeda
You two are in that kind
of relationship, are you?
[08:29] Himuro and Yukimura
No, we are not.
[08:30] Himuro
The genesis of this lies in events
of the other day when I...
[08:35] Himuro
...and so this date is
one of many experiments
[08:38] Himuro
we conducted in regards to
the many types of romance.
[08:41] Ikeda
Ah... I-I see...
[08:43] Yukimura
I will upload the detailed
data to our local server.
[08:46] Himuro
After a casual examination of the data,
[08:49] Himuro
the experiment which garnered
the greatest results was...
SIGN Fig 4: Emotional Changes Over Time
SIGN Fig 3.7: Yukimura Shinya screaming at a man
[08:53] Himuro
During the date experiment, at 2:22:42 PM,
[08:57] Himuro
"I have assembled all of this data
[09:00] Himuro
and even I am unable
to prove that I love her!"
[09:04] Himuro
"The likes of you could never so
casually declare your love for her!"
[09:07] Himuro
Yukimura-kun was heard
screaming these things.
[09:11] Himuro
During that time,
my highest heart rate of the day,
[09:14] Himuro
with a momentary high of
162 bpm, was recorded.
[09:17] Kanade
Why is she talking like she's
giving TV viewership ratings?
[09:22] Yukimura
Himuro, you little...
[09:23] Yukimura
Is it really necessary to write
out every single word I said?
[09:27] Himuro
Well, if I don't, it doesn't accurately
convey the conditions, does it?
[09:30] Yukimura
In that case, I've got a
few thoughts of my own.
SIGN Fig 3.7: Yukimura Shinya screaming at a man
SIGN Fig 3.8: Himuro Ayame, happy
[09:34] Yukimura
My highest heart rate was recorded here.
[09:38] Yukimura
6:47 PM.
[09:40] Yukimura
On the Ferris wheel, with the sunset
in the background, Himuro...
[09:43] Yukimura
"This is the number of times I was happy
and the number of times I had fun today."
[09:46] Yukimura
"In total, 1925 times."
[09:48] Yukimura
"It's an exponential increase."
[09:51] Yukimura
"And even now, in this moment, too."
...is what she said.
[09:57] Kanade
You're killing us over here, too!
[09:59] Yukimura
"It was in this situation...
[10:02] Yukimura
where my highest heart rate
of the day was recorded"...
[10:07] Ikeda
And this... is your presentation?
[10:12] Ikeda
Yukimura-kun.
[10:13] Ikeda
What about your polynomial time reduction?
[10:17] Yukimura
My deepest apologies.
[10:19] Yukimura
I am planning to pursue that separately.
[10:21] Yukimura
But as I determined this to be
the more pressing problem...
[10:27] Ikeda
You're right! This research
topic seems super interesting!
[10:31] Kanade
He's okay with it!
[10:31] Inukai
Huh?
[10:33] Yukimura
I knew you would say that, Professor!
[10:37] Ikeda
Wow. The base conditions of love, is it?
[10:41] Ikeda
When I married my wife,
this never even occurred to me.
[10:45] Ikeda
Have you thoughts on future prospects?
[10:48] Yukimura
Based on the sampling,
[10:50] Yukimura
a large-scale control experiment.
SIGN Fig 3.8: Himuro Ayame, happy
[10:53] Yukimura
To determine the base conditions of love,
we need to gather as much data as possible,
SIGN Love A
SIGN Love B
SIGN Love C
SIGN Love D
SIGN Love E
SIGN General "Love"
[10:57] Yukimura
so that we can find the average.
SIGN Fig 4.6: Experiment with a couple's straw
[11:00] Yukimura
As an example, this experiment.
SIGN Times your heart raced +22
Times you felt happy+12
Times your hands shook +2
Times you thought the other person smelled nice +2
Times you had no idea how it tasted +1
[11:03] Yukimura
Given the circumstances in the picture,
SIGN Times your heart raced +16
Times you felt happy +8
Times you thought the other person was cute +22
Times you had fun +12
Times you thought it tasted good +2
Times you wished you could take a picture +2
[11:04] Yukimura
we investigated the information on our
vitals and the emotion counters, but...
[11:07] Ikeda
It seems you might need other
humans for this experiment.
[11:12] Ikeda
And as many of them as you can get.
[11:14] Yukimura
For example, in this room there
are six people, including me.
SIGN Fig 4.6: Experiment with a couple's straw
SIGN Times your heart raced +22
Times you felt happy+12
Times your hands shook +2
Times you thought the other person smelled nice +2
Times you had no idea how it tasted +1
SIGN Times your heart raced +16
Times you felt happy +8
Times you thought the other person was cute +22
Times you had fun +12
Times you thought it tasted good +2
Times you wished you could take a picture +2
[11:18] Yukimura
Given the circumstances in the picture,
SIGN From the 6, possible pairs of 2
[11:19] Yukimura
From the six of us, it is possible to
make 15 combinations of groups of two.
SIGN pairs
[11:24] Yukimura
Which means that within this lab,
[11:27] Yukimura
it is possible to run 15 experiments.
[11:30] Kanade
What?
[11:31] Kanade
You're going to do all the pairs?
[11:33] Ibarada
That sounds like crazy amounts of fun.
[11:36] Yukimura
In particular, Kanade is the closest
to average, thus a valuable specimen.
[11:39] Yukimura
You will participate,
by any means necessary.
[11:41] Kanade
Aren't there numerous problems with this?
[11:44] Yukimura
What, do you have a particular
partner at the moment?
[11:46] Kanade
Well, no. I don't, but...
[11:49] Yukimura
Then it shouldn't be a problem.
[11:51] Yukimura
Also, you need to hurry up and turn
in a report on your romantic history.
SIGN Force of Impact
[11:57] Himuro
I have told you before,
Yukimura-kun, you lack tact.
[12:01] Yukimura
Himuro, you little...
Stop hitting my head every time!
[12:04] Yukimura
You'll kill valuable brain cells!
[12:05] Himuro
Then you should think a little harder.
[12:07] Yukimura
What did you just say?!
[12:08] Inukai
Yukimura-senpai! Stop!
[12:10] Kanade
Please, calm down.
[12:11] Yukimura
K-Kanade... You're really strong.
[12:14] Yukimura
Wait... my arm...
[12:18] Ikeda
Let's all calm down.
[12:21] Ikeda
This place is a font of intelligence
and inquiry—the Ikeda lab.
[12:25] Ikeda
We always resolve things intelligently,
calmly, rationally, do we not?
[12:31] everyone
You're the most violent of us all.
[12:34] Ikeda
Yukimura-kun, it is not good to force those
who do not wish it into your experiments.
[12:40] Kanade
That's right!
[12:42] Kanade
This experiment just doesn't make any sense!
[12:44] Ikeda
Which is why you should
do it with volunteers!
[12:47] Ikeda
I'd be happy to be of assistance.
[12:51] Kanade
What's he saying?
SIGN Q1: Are you in a romantic relationship?
A Yes
B If I had to say, then yes.
C If I had to say, then no.
D No
Q2: What does "love" mean to you?
[12:52] Ikeda
Papers on the psychology
of love, as far as I know,
[12:57] Ikeda
are largely based on questionnaires
given to college students.
[13:01] Ikeda
In particular, in Japan
there is a strong tendency
[13:04] Ikeda
not to conduct matters of love in the open.
SIGN Concerning the Base Conditions of Love
Research Findings
[13:06] Ikeda
Which is precisely why...
[13:08] Ikeda
this data that you science-types collected
by throwing yourselves into it is,
[13:11] Ikeda
from an academic standpoint,
extremely valuable.
[13:15] Ikeda
True, it may not be an experiment
that makes sense, however,
[13:19] Ikeda
smashing common sense to smithereens
is what we researchers do.
[13:23] Yukimura
Exactly, Professor.
[13:25] Himuro
Of course, I will give my all for research.
[13:28] Ibarada
And you'll be participating, too, Torasuke.
[13:31] Inukai
Why am I the only one
being forced into this?
[13:34] Ikeda
Very good!
[13:36] Ikeda
This place is a font of
intelligence and inquiry!
[13:38] Ikeda
The Ikeda Laboratory!
[13:41] Ikeda
Learn what makes sense.
Then, crush common sense under your heel!
[13:44] Ikeda
Research as your heart desires!
[13:47] Yukimura and Himuro
Yes, sir!
[13:49] Kanade
Well, that brings today's
meeting to a close.
[13:55] Kanade
This lab exists because of this professor.
[13:58] Kanade
It seems that normal people
are in the minority here.
[14:02] Kanade
I'm probably gonna end up
participating, too, aren't I?
SIGN Science Fell in Love, So I Tried to Prove It.
[14:18] Yukimura
Don't run, Kosuke.
[14:22] Inukai
Yuki...mura...senpai...
[14:29] Yukimura
Stop laughing, Ibarada!
[14:32] Yukimura
You're the one who said we
should try this pairing!
[14:36] Ibarada
So? What do you think?
SIGN Times you thought "senpai's really got this down" +1
[14:39] Inukai
I'm sorry, Yukimura-senpai.
SIGN Times you thought his eyelashes are surprisingly long +1
SIGN Times you thought a whole new doorway was about to open +1
SIGN Times you felt like dying +1
SIGN Times you thought "senpai's really got this down" +1
SIGN Times you sweat bullets +1
SIGN Times you thought "senpai's really got this down" +1
SIGN Times you thought a whole new doorway was about to open +1
SIGN Times you thought his eyelashes are surprisingly long +1
[14:41] Inukai
I really respect you, Senpai, but...
SIGN Times you thought a whole new doorway was about to open +1
SIGN Times you thought "senpai's really got this down" +1
SIGN Times you sweat bullets +1
SIGN Times you thought his eyelashes are surprisingly long +1
SIGN Times you thought a whole new doorway was about to open +1
SIGN Times you felt like dying +1
SIGN Times you sweat bullets +1
SIGN Times you thought "senpai's really got this down" +1
SIGN Times you thought a whole new doorway was about to open +1
SIGN Times you thought his eyelashes are surprisingly long +1
SIGN Times you thought a whole new doorway was about to open +1
[14:43] Inukai
This is rough...
SIGN Times you felt like dying +1
SIGN Times you sweat bullets +1
SIGN Times you thought "senpai's really got this down" +1
SIGN Times you thought a whole new doorway was about to open +1
SIGN Times you sweat bullets +1
SIGN Times you thought his eyelashes are surprisingly long +1
SIGN Times you thought "senpai's really got this down" +1
[14:45] Yukimura
This is rough for me, too.
SIGN Times you thought a whole new doorway was about to open +1
SIGN Times you thought "senpai's really got this down" +1
SIGN Times you felt like dying +1
SIGN Times you thought his eyelashes are surprisingly long +1
SIGN Times you thought a whole new doorway was about to open +1
SIGN Times you thought "senpai's really got this down" +1
SIGN Times you sweat bullets +1
[14:47] Ibarada
It's rough on me, too.
But it was worth seeing, just to try it.
[14:52] Ibarada
Watching the two of you paired up...
It was funny, but that's all.
[14:57] Yukimura; simultaneous
You little...
[14:57] Kosuke; simultaneous
You!
SIGN Fig. 2.1: Wall Slam Experiment
[14:59] Inukai
So?
[15:00] Inukai
What're we supposed to figure
out from this experiment data?
[15:04] Ibarada
That we are unable to deny the possibility
that you, Torasuke, are in love with Yukimura.
[15:09] Inukai
Stop making it sound weird!
You crazy BL-loving woman!
[15:13] Inukai
Seriously. It's not like my heart rate is...
[15:16] Inukai
Well, I guess it's a little
higher than my resting rate.
[15:20] Inukai
But there's no change in my
temperature or blood pressure!
[15:22] Ibarada
That part is a little weird.
[15:26] Ibarada
For blood pressure, when you
use something simple like this,
[15:29] Ibarada
as opposed to medical equipment,
the accuracy is reduced.
[15:32] Ibarada
Well, it works at a reference level.
[15:35] Ibarada
Also, for this experiment, you put the
thermometer under your arm, right?
[15:39] Ibarada
When you take a temperature under the
arm, it's an axillary temperature.
[15:44] Ibarada
It's the most stable place to take the
highest temperature on the body, but
SIGN Core Temperature
[15:48] Ibarada
because of that, it's not suited for
reading small changes in temperature.
[15:53] Ibarada
Emotion-related temperature
fluctuations most often occur
[15:56] Ibarada
in places like the tip of the nose.
[15:58] Ibarada
However, places like that are very
susceptible to external stimulus.
[16:03] Ibarada
Honestly, a comfy room and measuring with
thermography would be best, but...
[16:09] Ibarada
That's hard to do in the middle of a date...
[16:12] Ibarada
Still, basically,
[16:14] Ibarada
it just won't serve as material to deny
any love between you and Yukimura.
[16:20] Inukai
You freakin' witch!
[16:22] Inukai
Go ahead and act cocky while you can...
[16:26] Inukai
Doing all the pairings means that, eventually,
[16:29] Inukai
you're gonna participate
in the experiments, too!
[16:33] Inukai
If, by chance, you're in love with me,
[16:36] Inukai
it'll be exposed in a flash.
[16:38] Ibarada
Yeah. So not.
[16:40] Ibarada
And you...
[16:42] Ibarada
I wouldn't set your heart racing, would I?
[16:46] Inukai
Huh?
[16:47] Inukai
Aika's the only one for me.
[16:49] Inukai
A woman like you isn't even on my radar!
SIGN Fig. 2.1: Close Contact Experiment
[16:54] Ibarada
In that case...
[16:55] Ibarada
Shall we try this close contact experiment
and see whose vitals stay at resting rates?
[17:01] Ibarada
Loser treats the other to a week's worth
of skewered dango from the co-op store.
[17:05] Inukai
Sounds like fun.
[17:07] Inukai
You think pairing up with you
is gonna do anything for me?
[17:10] Inukai
I'm gonna bankrupt you, you pipsqueak.
SIGN Saitama Bowl
SIGN Cheese Katsu
SIGN Fried Shrimp
[17:15] Himuro
Now, we will conduct
[17:16] Himuro
an experiment with the pairing
of Yukimura and Kanade.
[17:20] Himuro
Kanade-chan, please, begin.
[17:23] Kanade
This is embarrassing...
[17:26] Yukimura
Just do it.
[17:27] Kanade
F-Fine, I will...
[17:29] Kanade
Here. Say "ah"...
SIGN Situation 7: One subject asks the other to say "ah," and, using
chopsticks, spoon, or other utensil, assists in the
intake of food.
Subject | Kanade Kotonoha
Observation Notes:
[17:34] Himuro
Why do I feel so unsettled?
[17:37] Himuro
Kanade-chan and Yukimura-kun are
nothing more than colleagues...
[17:43] Kanade
Say "ah"!
[17:46] Yukimura
It sure looks delicious!
[17:53] Yukimura
Hey, Himuro.
[17:55] Yukimura
This experiment is between Kanade and myself.
[17:57] Himuro
Yes. I understand that.
[17:59] Kanade
U-Um...
[18:01] Kanade
Then, let's try again...
[18:03] Kanade
Here. Say "ah"...
[18:08] Yukimura
Himuro...
SIGN Round 1.
[18:16] Ibarada
Kosuke... I've always wanted to do this.
[18:21] Inukai
So have I.
[18:24] Inukai
Hold on!
[18:25] Inukai
What is this? This is stupid.
[18:27] Inukai
But I guess I've got no choice.
[18:29] Inukai
I've gotta find a way to raise her heart
rate in this romantic atmosphere.
[18:33] Inukai
Huh?
[18:34] Inukai
Did she just call me Kosuke...?
[18:36] Ibarada
Kosuke, from now on...
[18:39] Ibarada
I'm not going to stop myself
from saying I love you, Kosuke!
[18:44] Inukai
She...!
[18:46] Inukai
Those are Aika's lines from when she
confesses in the True End route of chapter 9!
SIGN Aika
SIGN "From now on...
I'm not going to stop myself
from saying I love you!"
[18:51] Inukai
Reenacting that famous
scene isn't playing fair!
[18:53] Inukai
Calm down.
[18:54] Inukai
She isn't Aika.
[18:56] Inukai
All this woman does is game
all day and lie around.
[18:59] Inukai
She's a horrible woman who
pushes people around,
[19:01] Inukai
a demon trying to extort dango from me!
[19:04] Aika
I love you, Kosuke.
[19:07] Inukai
Aika!
SIGN Heart rate during experiment
Resting heart rate
SIGN Heart Rate (bpm)
SIGN Heart rate during experiment
Resting heart rate
SIGN Heart Rate (bpm)
SIGN Time (minutes)
Fig. 2.2: Ibarada Ena's heart rate fluctuations
SIGN Time (minutes)
Fig. 2.3: Inukai Kosuke's heart rate fluctuations
SIGN Body Temperature (C°)
SIGN Body Temperature (C°)
[19:12] Ibarada
So weak.
[19:13] Ibarada
It's like using a weapon the
boss is weak against in M°ga Man.
[19:18] Inukai
Total defeat...
[19:20] Inukai
And that woman, despite all of her acting,
[19:23] Inukai
kept all her numbers super normal!
[19:26] Inukai
In the first place,
[19:27] Inukai
imitating Aika isn't playing fair!
[19:29] Inukai
You're toying with my pure love for her!
[19:31] Ibarada
Oh, fine. Shall we throw
that one out and try again?
SIGN Round 2.
[19:44] Inukai
I can do this.
[19:45] Inukai
As long as she doesn't imitate
Aika, this is nothing.
[19:48] Inukai
I'm taking this round.
[19:58] Ibarada
Doesn't being like this...
[20:00] Ibarada
bring back memories?
[20:01] Inukai
Huh?
[20:03] Ibarada
Do you remember when
we were little, Torasuke?
[20:08] Inukai
Yes...
[20:09] Ibarada
A long time ago...
[20:11] Ibarada
the two of us used to sit together like this...
[20:13] Ibarada
on the porch in your backyard, Torasuke.
[20:17] Ibarada
The sunlight felt so good,
[20:20] Ibarada
we both fell asleep like that.
[20:23] Ibarada
And, without realizing it,
[20:25] Ibarada
you peed on me in your sleep,
didn't you, Torasuke?
[20:29] Inukai
Ye...s?
[20:31] Ibarada
In elementary school,
[20:32] Ibarada
when we thought I might move away,
[20:35] Ibarada
you started bawling saying "I'm gonna
marry you, Ena-chan! You can't go!"
[20:42] Inukai
Stop that.
[20:43] Ibarada
In middle school,
[20:45] Ibarada
you played your first pretty girl dating
game with me in my room, didn't you?
[20:49] Inukai
Stop that.
[20:50] Inukai
Stop it.
[20:51] Ibarada
Back then, you got so excited you wet—
[20:54] Inukai
Stop it, Ibarada!
[21:00] Kanade
Ibarada-senpai, why do
you have so many dango?
[21:04] Ibarada
I had a weakling who mistook recklessness
for bravery get them for me.
[21:09] Ibarada
You guys want some?
[21:11] Inukai
This dratted pipsqueak of a woman!
[21:15] Inukai
I'll get you for this!
[21:16] Kanade
"Competition to Maintain Steady Vitals
During Close Contact," was it?
[21:20] Yukimura
That isn't the same as the
conditions for our experiment.
[21:24] Ibarada
Well, true enough. And there was
a bit of forced excitement in it.
[21:29] Kanade
In a lot of different ways,
[21:33] Kanade
there's no one in this lab
who can beat this person.
[21:37] Ibarada
Huh?
SIGN Heart rate during experiment
Resting heart rate
SIGN Time (minutes)
Fig. 2.3: Inukai Kosuke's heart rate fluctuations
SIGN Heart Rate (bpm)
SIGN Heart rate during experiment
Resting heart rate
[21:48] Ibarada
Himuro, Yukimura...
[21:52] Ibarada
Why don't the two of you...
[21:54] Ibarada
try a little kiss?
[22:01] Himuro and Yukimura
A... A kiss?
SIGN Next Time
SIGN Proof 6
Science-types Fell in Love,
So They Tried Kissing.
[23:35] Ibarada
Next time, Proof 6.
[23:37] Ibarada
"Science-types Fell in Love,
So They Tried Kissing."