E5 - It's Probably Because This Is the Best Boob Bag Here

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[00:12] Marin
    Gojo-kun...
[00:15] Marin
    Do I... actually look like Shizuku-tan?
[00:21] Wakana
    Yes! You're the perfect
    Shizuku-tan, Kitagawa-san!
[00:26] Marin
    Right? I know, right? Right?!
[00:28] Marin
    Gojo-kun, you're awesome!
    I'm totally Shizuku-tan right now!
[00:32] Wakana
    Yes!
[00:32] Wakana
    You're totally Shizuku-tan right now!
[00:36] Wakana
    Oh, but how's it fit?
[00:38] Wakana
    Is it too tight anywhere?
[00:39] Marin
    It fits perfectly! But it might
    be a little hard to move around.
[00:43] Marin
    I can't raise my arm much,
    but that's totally fine!
[00:47] Wakana
    Oh, right...
[00:48] Wakana
    When I'm making clothes for people,
[00:50] Wakana
    I have to consider both
     comfort and mobility.
[00:53] Marin
    But, more importantly!
[00:57] Marin
    I still can't believe you got
    this boob bag down perfectly!
[01:00] Marin
    I had no idea it could
    be made this perfect!
[01:02] Marin
    I can't believe it! It's perfect!
[01:04] Marin
    The skirt is, like, the perfect
    length. You totally get it.
[01:08] Marin
    The little peek at Shizuku-tan's garters
     from underneath her tulle is adorable,
[01:12] Marin
    and you even got that down!
[01:13] Marin
    Gojo-kun, you're a god!
[01:15] Wakana
    Th-Thank you very much.
[01:17] Wakana
    I'm flattered, but I still
    have a long ways to go.
[01:22] Marin
    I'm actually Shizuku-tan right now.
    I seriously couldn't be happier.
[01:26] Marin
    I can't right now. Like, seriously.
[01:30] Marin
    Wait, what?! I can't! This is so perfect
    that I seriously can't right now!
[01:34] Marin
    I just?! What?! For real?!
[01:36] Marin
    I'm getting so excited! I'm going to lose it!
[01:39] Wakana
    K-Kitagawa-san, calm down.
[01:41] Marin
    Oh, yeah! Photos!
[01:43] Marin
    I want to take some pics! Take them for me!
[01:47] Wakana
    Um, let's see...
[01:50] Wakana
    Okay, here we go.
[01:52] Marin
    Did you get it?
[01:53] Marin
    Let me see! How fierce do I look?
[01:55] Marin
    Oh, excellent.
[01:58] Wakana
    But, you know...
[02:01] Wakana
    This just looks like you, Kitagawa-san.
[02:02] Marin
    What's wrong with that? It's sorta hilarious.
SIGN    Saint♥Slippery's Academy for Girls—
    The Young Ladies of the Humiliation Club:
    Debauched Miracle Life 2
[02:07] Wakana
    Well, since you're cosplaying, maybe you
    should pose more like Shizuku-tan would.
[02:12] Wakana
    And this room isn't a great backdrop for
     making it seem like you're from that world.
[02:20] Marin
    Gojo-kun, how about over here?
[02:23] Marin
    The background will look white over here.
[02:30] Wakana
    Okay, make sure you act
    like Shizuku-tan this time.
[02:32] Marin
    Gotcha!
[02:39] Marin
    Wait, my bad!
[02:43] Marin
    God, I'm ugly!
[02:44] Marin
    Nope, I can't! How could
    I not smile right now?!
[02:46] Marin
    This smile's not going anywhere.
    I'm so happy right now I could die!
[02:51] Marin
    Wait, no. I promise I'll be mega serious.
[02:53] Marin
    I'll do it right, so take it one more time.
[02:55] Wakana
    O-Okay.
[03:00] Marin
    Okay.
[03:03] Marin
    Ready, and...
[03:08] Marin
    How was that one? Did we get it?
[03:10] Wakana
    Yes! You're Shizuku-tan in this one.
[03:12] Marin
    For real?
[03:13] Wakana
    Yes! Let's keep going like this.
[03:16] Marin
    Okay!
[03:18] Wakana
    Looking good! You've got
    her pose down completely!
[03:21] Wakana
    Yes! Just like that!
[03:23] Wakana
    You are Shizuku-tan!
[03:24] Wakana
    Now, look right at the camera.
[03:26] Wakana
    That expression... is when Shizuku-tan
    and the protagonist first... Magnificent!
[03:32] Wakana
    Do you think that's enough?
[03:34] Marin
    Thanks! Let me see!
[03:37] Marin
    They look great! I'm psyched!
[03:41] Marin
    I'm gonna create an account and
    upload these, like, right now.
[03:43] Wakana
    You're uploading them already?
[03:45] Marin
    Yup. Actually, I hadn't thought
    of a cosplay name yet.
SIGN    Ma
SIGN    Create an Account
[03:48] [Messenger] Caption
    Phone number or Email
[03:48] Marin
    Ma... Ma... Ma...
[03:50] Marin
    I guess we can go with Marine.
SIGN    Mari
SIGN    Marine
SIGN    Post
SIGN    Shizuku-tan Cosplay~ ♥♥
SIGN    #SlipperyGirl #SlipperyGirls
    #SlipperyGirlsCosplay
[03:55] Marin
    Holy crap, these are too cute!
[03:58] Marin
    I can't even right now.
[04:02] Marin
    Hey, Gojo-kun.
[04:04] Wakana
    Yes?
[04:06] Marin
    Why don't we just go to
    tomorrow's cosplay event?
[04:09] Wakana
    Huh?
[04:10] Marin
    I suddenly wanna go.
[04:12] Marin
    Let's go, Gojo-kun!
SIGN    Episode 5
SIGN    It's Probably Because This Is the Best Boob Bag Here
[06:08] Marin
    Oh...
[06:09] Marin
    Oh, my God...
[06:13] Marin
    Cosplay events are amazing!
[06:14] Marin
    There are cosplayers everywhere!
[06:18] Marin
    Hey, that's Mami-tan! She's totally adorbs!
[06:21] Marin
    Wait, is that Soji and Ryoma-kun?!
[06:24] Marin
    Lancelot and Kenshin! Even Leo-sama!
[06:26] Marin
    And over there, I see Cirque and
    Soleil! Squee! I'm so hype!
[06:31] Wakana
    R-Right...
[06:33] Marin
    And right now... I'm finally
    making my cosplay debut!
[06:37] Marin
    I'm so happy right now. This is the best.
[06:39] Marin
    Thank you so much, Gojo-kun!
[06:44] Marin
    Gojo-kun?
[06:46] Marin
    What's wrong?
[06:47] Wakana
    Oh, it's just, um... Th-There are just
    so many ladies around, I just...
[06:51] Wakana
    don't feel like I should be here.
[06:54] Wakana
    I can't calm down.
[06:55] Marin
    Seriously?
[06:56] Wakana
    A-Also, I feel like everyone's looking at us.
[07:00] Marin
    You're right...
[07:03] Marin
    Oh, I know!
[07:04] Marin
    I think everyone's just
    in awe of this outfit!
[07:07] Marin
    It's super adorbs!
[07:08] Wakana
    No, I think it's because I don't belong here.
[07:12] Wakana
    I mean, these are my casual clothes...
[07:14] Marin
    What? And what's wrong with that?
[07:16] Marin
    That's like totally your style. It's fine.
[07:18] Wakana
    Right...
[07:19] Marin
    And let's not forget...
[07:23] Marin
    It's probably because this
    is the best boob bag here!
[07:26] Marin
    We've got everyone beat!
[07:28] Wakana
    Kitagawa-san! Please stop
    lifting them up like that!
[07:32] Marin
    But if you're feeling anxious down here,
    let's go up to the plaza.
[07:35] Marin
    I think there were some
    photographers and guys up there.
[07:38] Wakana
    Sorry about this...
[07:45] Marin
    Everything's super chill up here. Nice.
[07:50] Wakana
    I feel a little calmer up here.
[07:52] Marin
    Ooh, Vanessa-sama!
[07:54] Marin
    She's so cute! And check out her huge rack!
[07:58] Marin
    I'm gonna get in line to get her pic, too!
[08:01] Photographer A
    Excuse me.
[08:03] Photographer A
    Do you mind if I get some pictures?
[08:06] Marin
    Huh?
[08:08] Marin
    Wait, are you talking to me?!
[08:10] Photographer A
    Yes. You're cosplaying as Kuroe Shizuku
    from "Slippery Girls 2," right?
[08:15] Marin
    Yes! I'm Shizuku-tan!
[08:17] Photographer A
    Oh... do you not do photoshoots?
[08:20] Marin
    No, it's totally fine!
[08:23] Marin
    Actually, I'd love for you to take some!
[08:24] Photographer A
    I'd be happy to.
[08:34] Photographer A
    Could I get a pose, please?
[08:36] Marin
    Sure.
[08:46] Marin
    Oh, whoa.
[08:47] Marin
    That's super cute.
[08:48] Photographer A
    Thank you so much.
[08:50] Marin
    Oh, no. Thank you!
[08:52] Marin
    Oh, hey. Could I get a picture with you, too?
[08:55] Photographer A
    Huh?!
[08:56] Marin
    It's a special occasion!
[08:58] Marin
    Okay, I'm gonna take the picture.
SIGN    SLOW-MO VIDEO PHOTO PORTRAIT PANO
[09:00] Marin
    Hey, you can come closer.
[09:03] Photographer A
    O-Okay...
[09:07] Marin
    Thank you so much! You made my day!
[09:13] Photographer B
    Excuse me, could I get some photos, too?
[09:15] Marin
    Sure, of course.
[09:17] Wakana
    When did she end up with a line?
[09:20] Photographer B
    Could I get a pose?
[09:29] Wakana
    Good. She's looking like Shizuku-tan.
[09:36] Wakana
    That person's in drag.
[09:39] Wakana
    I guess there were a lot of girls-as-guys
    and vice versa down below.
[09:45] Wakana
    I see...
[09:46] Wakana
    They're cosplaying their favorite characters.
[09:49] Wakana
    That's why they can have
    so much fun so freely.
[09:53] Wakana
    This is... nice.
[09:58] Wakana
    I'm so happy that Kitagawa-san
    seems like she's having fun, too.
[10:03] Wakana
    And that I was able to keep my promise.
[10:07] (Flashback) Marin
    Will you make me a cosplay outfit?
[10:11] Wakana
    Oh, right. I fulfilled my promise.
[10:16] Wakana
    So I guess hanging out with
    Kitagawa-san like this...
[10:20] Wakana
    ends today.
[10:25] Wakana
    Kitagawa-san...
[10:27] Wakana
    I don't have any friends
    and was always alone,
[10:30] Wakana
    so she was someone I'd never
    gotten to talk to before.
[10:34] Wakana
    Going somewhere after school with a friend,
[10:38] Wakana
    meeting up on our days off...
[10:40] Wakana
    Spending time like that with someone was...
[10:43] Wakana
    These were all firsts for me.
[10:47] Wakana
    This almost doesn't seem real.
[10:56] Wakana
    It was so much fun.
[11:27] Wakana
    Huh?
[11:35] Wakana
    Huh?
[11:41] Wakana
    Huh?!
[11:50] Wakana
    K-Kitagawa-san...
[11:55] Marin
    Gojo-kun!
[11:56] Wakana
    Y-Yes?!
[11:58] Marin
    Thank goodness.
[12:00] Marin
    I thought you disappeared
    on me and I panicked.
[12:05] Marin
    So... So, hey...
[12:12] Marin
    My...
[12:14] Marin
    clothes are about to come off!
[12:16] Wakana
    Say what, now?
[12:19] Wakana
    They're about to come off?
[12:21] Wakana
    What part's not working for you?
[12:23] Marin
    Last night, I was looking at
    the photos you took of me.
[12:28] (Flashback) Marin
    Wait...
[12:30] (Flashback) Marin
    Aren't Shizuku-tan's boobs bigger?
[12:32] Marin
    So, today...
[12:34] Marin
    I wore two NuBras and...
[12:39] Marin
    My chest is literally about to burst.
[12:40] Wakana
    Of course it is!
[12:42] Wakana
    I made that to fit you perfectly,
    so there wasn't room for a NuBra,
[12:47] Wakana
    and I mean, you're talking about
    the chest size of a game character.
[12:51] Marin
    Also, it's really stuffy under this wig...
[12:54] Marin
    The outfit itself is just... so hot...
[12:57] Marin
    Holy crap... I'm gonna die.
[13:01] Wakana
    Of course. Because I picked
    the thicker fabric...
[13:05] Wakana
    I'm so sorry! This is all my fault!
[13:07] Wakana
    Let's go somewhere you can cool off!
[13:18] Marin
    That's so good. Thanks, Gojo-kun.
[13:21] Wakana
    It's fine. Do you think you can
    make it to the changing room?
[13:24] Marin
    Sorry, nope.
[13:26] Marin
    I can't move.
[13:27] Wakana
    We should've been prepare
    to deal with the heat.
[13:31] Wakana
    I'm so sorry.
[13:38] Marin
    That feels so good!
[13:42] Wakana
    You should also cool off your neck,
     underarms and any place with a major artery.
[13:47] Marin
    'Kay.
[13:48] Wakana
    Here's a towel. Go ahead
    and wipe off any sweat.
[13:50] Marin
    Thanks.
[14:02] Marin
    Yikes, look at all this sweat.
[14:05] Marin
    I don't think I even sweat this much in PE.
[14:07] Marin
    Wearing black fabric makes it worse.
[14:12] Wakana
    Double NuBras are too powerful.
[14:14] Wakana
    I'll see what else we can do to help!
[14:17] Marin
    Thanks.
[14:18] Marin
    Heatstroke is no joke,
    so we'd better be careful.
[14:22] Wakana
    Oh, I found... something...
SIGN    Remove clothing, or loosen belts, neckties, bras, or underwear to help let the heat escape from your body.
[14:26] Marin
    For real?
[14:30] Marin
    Could you unzip me, then?
[14:33] Wakana
    Huh?!
[14:34] Marin
    It doesn't have to be all the way, my dude.
    I can't be too revealing, anyway.
[14:37] Marin
    Just unzip it a little.
[14:39] Wakana
    L-Let's at least get you
    to the dressing room!
[14:43] Wakana
    Right. Kitagawa-san can't move right now.
[14:47] Wakana
    She seems to be having a really rough time.
[14:53] Wakana
    This is...
[14:58] Wakana
    no time for me to be panicking.
[15:00] Wakana
    Please excuse me.
[15:05] Marin
    Holy crap! It's so much cooler
    now that my back's unzipped.
[15:10] Marin
    Ugh, but seriously, my panties
    are drenched with sweat.
[15:13] Marin
    I should've brought another pair.
[15:16] Marin
    Gojo-kun, could you wipe down my back?
[15:18] Wakana
    S-Sure...
[15:20] Wakana
    Don't panic.
[15:24] Wakana
    Please excuse me.
[15:26] Wakana
    I-I'm going to wipe.
[15:30] Marin
    Oh, crap...
[15:33] Marin
    Gojo-kun, could you go a little lower, too?
[15:37] Wakana
    L-Lower? L-Like here?
[15:41] Marin
    Yeah, there. Ooh, right there...
[15:45] Marin
    That feels so good.
[15:48] Marin
    Oh, wow. Ah... There, more.
[15:56] Wakana
    K-Kitagawa-san, please keep your voice down.
[15:59] Wakana
    What if someone sees us?
[16:01] Marin
    Yeah, that's not happening. Not to mention,
    it's not like I'm trying to be heard.
[16:08] Marin
    Oh, yeah.
[16:12] Marin
    It's all stuffy inside my skirt.
[16:14] Marin
    Gojo-kun, could you hand me the towel?
[16:16] Wakana
    S-Someone might see down there!
[16:17] Marin
    You don't need to worry about that.
SIGN    Cosplayers! Please try to avoid
    any accidental exposure!
SIGN    U-Underwear?!
SIGN    Showing too much skin or wearing what may be mistaken as underwear is prohibited. Please make sure to wear some kind of covering like a bodysuit to prevent exposure.
SIGN    Please ask before
    taking photos
SIGN    Taking photos without permission is prohibited
[16:19] Marin
    I'm wearing shorts.
[16:21] Wakana
    I-I see.
[16:25] Wakana
    Kitagawa-san, did you write those yourself?
[16:28] Marin
    This?
[16:29] Marin
    Well, if I'm gonna be Shizuku-tan,
    I figured I should go all out.
[16:32] Wakana
    I-I see...
[16:36] Wakana
    This should help reinforce it.
[16:38] Marin
    Thanks.
[16:39] Wakana
    A sewing machine would be able
     to make a stronger stitch, but...
[16:42] Marin
    Yeah. We should probably head home for today.
[16:45] Wakana
    Yes. I'm worried about how you're feeling.
[16:49] Marin
    Sorry, Gojo-kun. Could we
    go back to the plaza again?
[16:53] Marin
    It'll only take a second.
[17:01] Marin
    Hey, Miss!
[17:05] Female Photographer
    Oh, you're the Shizuku cosplayer.
[17:07] Marin
    Sorry for running off like that earlier.
[17:09] Marin
    I got dizzy from being too hot.
[17:12] Female Photographer
    Are you okay?!
[17:14] Marin
    I'm actually heading home now,
    but I felt bad for bailing on you earlier,
[17:19] Marin
    so I wanted to meet with you before I left.
[17:20] Female Photographer
    Oh, you didn't have to...
[17:23] Female Photographer
    Then could I just get one shot in the shade?
[17:25] Marin
    Sure!
[17:31] Wakana
    This will be the last one.
[17:34] Female Photographer
    Could I get you to look at the camera?
SIGN    IIII IIII IIII II
[17:55] Marin
    Oh, crap!
[17:55] Female Photographer
    Don't worry! I'll delete those immediately!
[18:00] Marin
    I don't blame you.
[18:01] Marin
    I wasn't looking at the camera at all.
[18:04] Female Photographer and Wakana
    What?!
[18:06] Marin
    Could we possibly try that again?
[18:09] Female Photographer and Wakana
    That's what she's worried about...
[18:18] Marin**
    I'm glad there's room to sit.
[18:20] Wakana
    Thankfully, the train isn't crowded.
[18:23] Marin
    Great job today, Gojo-kun.
[18:25] Marin
    I guess it's summer already.
[18:28] Wakana
    Yes.
[18:29] Marin
    I'm jumping into the shower
    as soon as I get home.
[18:34] Wakana
    Kitagawa-san.
[18:37] Wakana
    Thank you so much.
[18:39] Wakana
    Things got a bit rough at times,
    but this was a great experience.
[18:45] Wakana
    I really had a lot of fun!
[18:50] Marin
    Me, too.
[18:51] Marin
    I had so much fun.
[18:54] Marin
    Thanks, Gojo-kun.
[19:07] Marin
    What should we do for my next cosplay?
[19:09] Wakana
    Huh?
[19:10] Marin
    My next cosplay.
[19:12] Wakana
    Huh? Wait, what?!
[19:15] Wakana
    Y-You mean it's not just Shizuku-tan?
[19:17] Marin
    Of course not! I have at least fifty
    number one favorite characters!
[19:22] Wakana
    What does the "one" even mean, then?
[19:24] Marin
    What should I do? I still wanna
    cosplay Shizuku-tan more, too.
[19:28] Marin
    There are so many cosplays I wanna do,
     but I only have one body.
[19:34] Marin
    What's this?
[19:36] Marin
    Gojo-kun, you seem super happy right now.
[19:40] Marin
    Or am I imagining it?
[19:41] Wakana
    Huh?! No, I, uh, I-I wasn't...
[19:44] Marin
    What is it, then? Tell me.
[19:47] Wakana
    So, um...
[19:52] Wakana
    I still lack the proper experience, but
    I look forward to working with you again!
[20:05] Marin
    Yeah, for sure.
[20:07] Wakana
    Um, I'm going to buy a dress mannequin.
    It was a bit hard to work without one.
[20:11] Marin
    Nice! Sounds like a plan!
    Actually, I'll buy it for you.
[20:15] Marin
    Can you buy those online?
[20:20] Marin
    Oh, I found one. How about this?
[20:27] Marin
    You can take a nap if you're tired, Gojo-kun.
[20:30] Wakana
    Uh, sure. Sorry...
[20:35] Marin
    I had so much fun thanks to you, Gojo-kun.
[20:38] Marin
    Actually, everyone seemed like they were
    having so much fun that it was insane.
[20:42] Marin
    It's way too amazing that everyone
    there was just doing what they loved.
[20:46] Marin
    I was so hyped just being there.
[20:50] Marin
    It can be a hobby, or really, anything else,
[20:54] Marin
    but I absolutely love when people
    have fun doing what they love.
[20:57] Marin
    It's like they're sparkling.
[21:00] Marin
    Man, I wanna go to more events.
[21:03] Marin
    I didn't even get to take any
    pictures with the other cosplayers.
[21:06] Marin
    I'm gonna take a ton next time!
[21:09] Marin
    Oh, yeah!
[21:09] Marin
    The person who was cosplaying
    as Leo-sama from "Seven BFs"
[21:13] Marin
    in the lower plaza was super gorgeous.
[21:15] Marin
    How can they be so beautiful without
     a filter? Like, how's that fair?
[21:18] Wakana
    Right...
[21:22] Wakana
    Kitagawa-san, you were very beautiful.
[21:31] Wakana
    Ever since then, the word "beautiful"
[21:33] (Flashback) Wakana
    became associated with
    very special things to me.
[21:37] (Flashback) Wakana
    So I just can't say "pretty" or "beautiful"
    unless I absolutely feel it from the heart.
[21:52] Marin
    Huh?
[21:55] Marin
    Huh?
[21:56] Marin
    Huh?
[21:59] Marin
    Huh...?
SIGN    Episode 6
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[23:35] Juju
    Next time.