E2 - Wanna Hurry Up, and Do It?
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SIGN Sewing Practice Room
[00:00] Wakana
Say what now?
[00:06] Marin
Oh, did you not get all that?
The title is pretty long.
[00:11] Marin
From Saint♥Slippery's Academy for Girls—
[00:13] Marin
The Young Ladies of the Humiliation Club:
Debauched Miracle Life 2! The Kuroe Shizuku-tan!
SIGN Humiliation Club
[00:19] Marin
I want to cosplay as Shizuku-tan
from "Slippery Girls 2!"
SIGN Episode 2
SIGN Wanna Hurry Up, and Do It?
[01:59] Marin
What is it, Gojo-kun?
[02:01] Wakana
I'm sorry, I should probably know this,
[02:04] Wakana
but I've never heard of
this "Slippery Girls 2."
[02:07] Marin
For real? Okay, I'll give
you the basic rundown.
[02:11] Marin
"Slippery Girls 2" is a super popular eroge
that came out last year and did crazy numbers.
[02:15] Wakana
An eroge...
[02:16] Marin
There's even an anime coming
out for it. Crazy, am I right?
[02:19] Marin
So, the protag is the grandson
of the academy's principal
[02:22] Marin
and ends up going to this
all-girls school because reasons.
[02:25] Marin
It's basically one of
those common harem plots.
[02:28] Wakana
A guy enrolling at an all-girls
school is common?!
[02:32] Marin
There are a bunch of emotional
in-game events, so it's super popular.
[02:35] Marin
Wait, Gojo-kun. Are you not
into the humiliation stuff?
[02:38] Marin
Like sex slaves.
[02:39] Wakana
Sex slaves?!
[02:41] Marin
But the sex slaves in "Slippery Girls 2"
are doing it for love, so it's totally fine.
[02:45] Marin
Honestly, it's pretty safe.
[02:47] Wakana
"Fine"... "Safe"?!
[02:50] Marin
The protag is ordered to join
the Humiliation Club by the principal
[02:53] Marin
and then the girls in the club...
[02:55] Wakana
Wh-What should I do?
[02:56] Wakana
Maybe I'm just not familiar with games,
[02:58] Wakana
but I have absolutely no idea
what she's talking about.
[03:00] Wakana
Humiliation Club? Sex slaves?
[03:02] Wakana
Do games like this really exist?
[03:07] Wakana
Wait. Is she just messing with me?
[03:09] Marin
For real, how long are you going to
let me go on? I'm obviously kidding.
[03:13] Marin
How trusting are you?
[03:14] Wakana
Of course. I'm usually alone, so I don't
pick up on stuff like this and didn't notice—
[03:21] Marin
And if you pick that last option, the protag
ends up the club president's sex slave.
[03:22] Wakana
Sh-She's not joking.
[03:24] Wakana
Kitagawa-san isn't joking in the least!
[03:24] Marin
It's, like, totally unbelievable.
[03:26] Marin
But this was also an act
of non-con out of love.
[03:28] Wakana
Her eyes are completely serious!
[03:28] Marin
The moment I figured it all out,
I was like, "No way!" and...
[03:31] Marin
So basically, I wanted to buy "Slippery Girls 2"
since the first game was so epic.
[03:37] Marin
If anything, Shizuku-tan's
super cute, so why not?
[03:41] Marin
And in the beginning, Shizuku-tan doesn't
smile at all and is this total ice queen.
[03:45] Marin
You think, "What's this girl's problem?"
[03:47] Marin
And then, like... You get more events, like,
"Wow, she can make faces like this, too."
[03:53] Marin
Before I knew it, I was head-over-heels
in love with Shizuku-tan.
[03:57] Marin
I was totally obsessed.
[04:00] Marin
And I genuinely thought...
[04:04] Marin
that I want to become Shizuku-tan.
[04:09] Marin
You get me, Gojo-kun?
[04:14] Wakana
Not in the least.
[04:16] Marin
I love Shizuku-tan so much
that I just can't and, like...
[04:17] Wakana
But when Kitagawa-san is talking
about the things she loves,
[04:21] Wakana
she looks like she's genuinely having fun,
[04:25] Wakana
so I can tell how much
she loves Shizuku-tan.
[04:28] Marin
And then, it's, like, a super happy ending.
[04:30] Marin
Get it now?
[04:31] Wakana
Question.
[04:32] Marin
Oh? You still didn't get it?
[04:35] Wakana
I think I got the general idea,
but I was curious about something.
[04:38] Marin
Like what? Shizuku-tan's birthday?
[04:40] Wakana
N-No!
[04:42] Wakana
Um... "Slippery Girls 2"
is a pervy game, right?
[04:46] Marin
Yeah, it's an eroge.
[04:48] Marin
But it's epic.
[04:50] Wakana
A-Aren't those age-restricted?
SIGN Aren't those age-restricted?
[04:56] Marin
Yup. No problems here.
[04:58] Wakana
Huh?!
[05:00] Wakana
Also, I thought that girls didn't like games
like that, so they don't play them.
[05:04] Marin
Seriously? Of course we do. Like, everyone does.
SIGN * May not apply to everyone
[05:07] Marin
Besides, like...
[05:09] Marin
Does being a girl or a boy matter
when you really like something?
[05:19] Wakana
Absolutely not!
[05:20] Marin
Right?
[05:21] Marin
Okay, let's get started.
[05:23] Wakana
Yes! I'm looking forward to working with you!
[05:27] Marin
Gojo-kun, why are you tearing up?
[05:30] Wakana
Okay, I guess I should look up
what we need to do first.
[05:34] Marin
Oh, one sec.
[05:37] Marin
Let's see...
[05:39] Marin
Oh, there it is.
SIGN A Beginner's Guide to Making Cosplay Outfits
[05:41] Marin
Ta-da!
[05:43] Marin
This totally exists.
SIGN Even First-timers Can Rest Easy
A Beginner's Guide to Making Cosplay Outfits
[05:46] Wakana
Wow... I didn't know books like this existed.
SIGN The basics of constructing a cosplay
[05:49] Marin
That guide rules, so definitely give it a read.
[05:50] Wakana
Whoa, it even tells you how to
pick fabrics and draft patterns!
[05:55] Marin
Yup, yup, yup! Super handy, right?
[05:58] Wakana
They even tell you how to use
sewing machines in detail.
[06:01] Marin
I know, right?!
[06:06] Wakana
Why couldn't she do it if she had
a book that's this crystal clear?
[06:06] Marin
"Why couldn't she do it if she had
a book that's this crystal clear?"
[06:11] Marin
is totally what he's thinking!
[06:14] Wakana
I see.
[06:15] Wakana
We'll just have to buy the
things we still need,
[06:18] Wakana
and we can start with the measurements.
[06:20] Marin
Why don't we do that now?
[06:21] Wakana
Er, no.
[06:22] Wakana
It's already pretty late today.
[06:24] Wakana
I know the weekend's coming up,
so let's do it on Monday.
[06:28] Marin
Right... okay.
[06:33] Marin
Gojo-kun.
[06:34] Wakana
Yes?
[06:38] Marin
Thanks.
[06:39] Marin
I'm looking forward to Monday.
[06:47] Wakana
Right.
[06:51] Gramps
Hey, I'm coming in.
[06:54] Gramps
You're going to bed already? That's rare.
[06:57] Wakana
Yeah...
[06:58] Gramps
I'm gonna go buy a sewing machine tomorrow,
so you don't need to open up the shop.
[07:03] Wakana
Got it.
[07:04] Gramps
Make sure you take a bath before bed.
[07:16] Wakana
So much happened today...
SIGN Even First-Timers Can Handle It
A Beginner's Guide to Making Cosplay Outfits
[07:27] Wakana
I want to help her out somehow.
[07:32] Wakana
Huh?!
[07:35] Wakana
H-Huh...?
SIGN Gojo Dolls
[07:43] Wakana
Yes! Coming! I'll be right there!
[07:45] Wakana
I'm terribly sorry! But we're closed today—
[07:48] Marin
Heya! I'm here!
[07:55] Wakana
K-K-Kitagawa-san?!
[07:57] Wakana
Wh-Wh-Why are you here?!
[07:59] Wakana
How did you know where I lived?!
[08:02] Marin
Do you really have to ask why?
[08:03] Marin
How the heck am I supposed to wait
until Monday to become Shizuku-tan?
[08:07] Marin
So I searched for "Gojo" and
"hina dolls" and just came over.
SIGN Gojo Dolls
[08:12] Wakana
She's so proactive!
[08:14] Marin
So can I come in, or nah?
[08:15] Wakana
Huh? Like right now?
[08:17] Marin
No?
[08:18] Wakana
U-Um...
[08:19] Marin
Here ya go.
[08:21] Marin
It's super yummy.
[08:22] Wakana
Oh, you didn't have to.
[08:24] Wakana
Thank you very much—
[08:27] Marin
I'm coming in!
[08:28] Wakana
Uh, Kitagawa-san, wait!
[08:31] Marin
Is your room upstairs, Gojo-kun?
[08:33] Wakana
Yes... Wait, no!
[08:36] Marin
Hey, this is totally your room, isn't it?
[08:38] Wakana
K-Kitagawa-san!
[08:40] Marin
Ooh!
[08:43] Marin
This totally seems like your room.
[08:47] Marin
Haha, you didn't put your futon away.
[08:53] Marin
Do you use these for the dolls?
[08:55] Marin
You paint with these
super-skinny brushes?
[08:57] Marin
Damn...
[08:59] Marin
Oh, don't worry. I won't touch them.
[09:02] Marin
But seriously, they're so—
[09:05] Wakana
Oh, no. My heart's being so loud that
I can't hear a word she's saying.
SIGN Badump Badump
SIGN Badump Badump
[09:09] Wakana
Th-The only person that's e-e-ever
been in my room is Gramps...
[09:14] Wakana
But now there's a girl...
and it's Kitagawa-san!
SIGN Badump Badump
[09:19] Wakana
I can't. I have no idea
what I'm supposed to do!
SIGN Badump Badump Badump Badump
[09:24] Wakana
Calm down!
[09:25] Wakana
Just chill out.
[09:30] Wakana
I need to get a grip.
[09:32] Marin
Gojo-kun? Gojo-kun?
[09:32] Wakana
I need to make sure I'm not
rude to Kitagawa-san...
[09:35] Marin
Earth to Gojo-kun!
[09:36] Wakana
Uh, yes!
[09:37] Wakana
Wh-Wh-What is it?!
[09:39] Marin
I said...
[09:42] Marin
Wanna hurry up... and do it?
[09:45] Wakana
What... exactly?
[09:47] Marin
Take my measurements, duh.
[09:49] Marin
You're the one who said
we need to do that first.
[09:52] Marin
So c'mon, let's get to measuring.
[09:55] Wakana
About that...
[09:58] Wakana
Could we have someone else do that part?
[10:01] Marin
Huh? Why, though?
[10:03] Marin
Do you not want to do this anymore?
[10:05] Wakana
Er, no... It's not that. Um...
[10:09] Wakana
In the book I borrowed yesterday...
[10:12] Wakana
I-It said that for measurements...
[10:15] Wakana
Um... You...
[10:20] Wakana
Y-You...
[10:24] Wakana
You have to be in your underwear...
[10:28] Marin
Ah... So that's what you meant.
[10:31] Marin
Yeah, no probs.
[10:36] Wakana
K-K-Kitagawa-san?!
[10:39] Marin
Ta-da! I totally wore a bathing suit!
[10:43] Marin
I figured you'd get all flustered about it.
[10:47] Marin
I totally thought, "Dude, I'm a genius,"
when I thought of this.
[10:54] Marin
Well? This solves that problem, right?
[10:57] Marin
Uh, Gojo-kun?
[10:59] Marin
Wait, hello? Are you okay?
[11:01] Wakana
P-Please do not touch me right now!
[11:04] Marin
W-Wait, what?! Sorry...
[11:09] Wakana
Okay. I'll start with your
head measurements.
[11:13] Wakana
Please be patient with me.
[11:15] Marin
Got it!
[11:21] Marin
Would it be easier for
you if I closed my eyes?
[11:33] Wakana
Calm down.
[11:34] Wakana
Concentrate.
[11:36] Wakana
I need to make sure... that I don't
actually touch Kitagawa-san.
[11:48] Marin
Peek!
[11:50] Marin
Wait, are you okay?
That wasn't a good sound!
[11:53] Wakana
I'm sorry. I'm fine...
[11:56] Wakana
I'd like to measure the w-width of your
shoulders... So could you turn around?
[12:02] Marin
Sure...
[12:05] Wakana
I-It's no use. I can't keep my
composure when I'm facing her.
[12:09] Wakana
B-But I'm sure... I'm sure
that from the back, it'll be—
[12:13] Wakana
Her back side isn't any better!
[12:15] Marin
My hair's in the way, huh?
[12:17] Marin
How's this?
[12:21] Wakana
Um... May I ask you a question?
[12:24] Marin
Hm?
[12:25] Wakana
You're in your bathing suit right now, right?
[12:29] Wakana
Um...
[12:31] Wakana
A-Aren't you embarrassed at all?
[12:34] Marin
Huh? Why would I be? Nope.
[12:36] Marin
I mean, I'm gonna become Shizuku-tan,
so we need to follow that book exactly.
[12:44] Marin
Whoa, whoa, whoa! What
the heck was that sound?!
[12:46] Marin
Huh?
[12:46] Marin
What are you doing?
[12:48] Marin
G-Gojo-kun?
[12:48] Wakana
That's right. It's...
[12:52] Wakana
This means so much to her.
It's rude to have any indecent thoughts.
[12:58] Wakana
It's nothing! There's nothing to worry about!
[13:00] Marin
No way, there's clearly
something to worry about!
[13:03] Wakana
She's actually relying on me.
[13:06] Wakana
My heart and soul...
[13:08] Wakana
That's what I need to put into this.
[13:12] Wakana
All of me!
[13:22] Wakana
I just need to... concentrate on making this.
SIGN Horizontal circumference of head 53.8 cm Vertical circumference of head 57.7 cm Neck 27.3 cm Shoulder width 35cm Sleeve length 52.1 cm Upper arm 22.9 cm
[13:32] Marin
Looks like things are going well.
[13:34] Wakana
Yes.
[13:35] Marin
Oh, yeah. Gojo-kun, could you
measure my feet, too?
[13:39] Wakana
Your feet?
[13:41] Wakana
I can't make shoes, so I was thinking
about buying some to use.
[13:46] Marin
Yeah, but I totally don't get shoes
because some can start hurting
[13:51] Marin
even if they're the same size.
[13:54] Wakana
Maybe the circumference isn't right.
[13:57] Marin
You mean here?
[13:58] Wakana
Yes. Let's get the width, too.
[14:01] Wakana
I'll go grab a chair. One moment.
[14:04] Marin
Wait, this totally works.
[14:08] Marin
It's, like, the perfect height.
[14:11] Wakana
No, it's not!
[14:12] Marin
How is it not?
[14:13] Wakana
B-B-B-Because...
[14:15] Wakana
I-It's dirty...
[14:17] Wakana
It's dirty!
[14:19] Marin
It's all good. Yeah!
[14:21] Wakana
Wait!
[14:23] Wakana
Please don't...
[14:25] Wakana
Please get off that filthy thing immediately!
[14:28] Marin
No, really. It's fine.
[14:29] Wakana
Kitagawa-san, you'll get dirty! So, please!
[14:32] Marin
Again, it's no problem,
so let's get to measuring.
[14:36] Wakana
I... I'll...
[14:38] Wakana
I'll bring a chair immediately.
[14:41] Wakana
I'm sorry. Please...
[14:54] Marin
Gojo-kun.
[15:00] Marin
It's fine.
[15:03] Marin
Do it.
[15:12] Wakana
Okay.
[15:15] Marin
I see.
[15:17] Marin
I'll keep this in mind the
next time I buy shoes.
[15:21] Marin
Okay, let's keep things rolling!
[15:23] Marin
Next up is... my bust!
[15:27] Marin
I should probably tie my
hair up for this, too.
[15:29] Marin
Hup. Here you go, Gojo-kun.
[15:34] Wakana
U-Um, are you asking...
m-m-me to measure them?
[15:39] Marin
Of course I am. Who else is going to do it?
[15:43] Wakana
Can't you?
[15:44] Marin
How, though?
[15:46] Marin
When you measure them yourself,
you have to bend over,
[15:49] Marin
so I get a different result every time.
[15:52] Marin
It's way harder than you think.
[15:55] Marin
So... You've gotta do it, Gojo-kun.
[16:00] Wakana
I can't...
[16:03] Marin
Why can't you all of a sudden?
[16:05] Marin
That makes no sense.
[16:07] Wakana
But... I mean... I really shouldn't...
[16:11] Marin
I don't get it, but just hurry. I mean...
[16:15] Marin
My arms are killing me.
[16:17] Wakana
Oh, I'm sorry. I'll m-measure them right...
[16:22] Wakana
away...
[16:25] Wakana
Sh-She's so close!
[16:27] Wakana
Wh-What's this distance?
[16:28] Wakana
Th-This is just... Kitagawa-san...
[16:32] Wakana
No, no, no!
[16:34] Wakana
Don't think about anything else!
[16:35] Wakana
You're just getting her
measurements. That's it!
[16:39] Wakana
Just concentrate on making her clothes!
[16:43] Wakana
P-Please lower your arms
and stand up straight.
[16:46] Marin
Sure thing.
[16:53] Wakana
Concentrate...
[16:55] Wakana
Concentrate...
[16:57] Wakana
Concentrate...
[17:00] Wakana
Concentrate!
[17:09] Marin
I know, right? Crouching like
that for too long is rough.
[17:13] Marin
Whatever position's the most comfy
for you is totally fine, Gojo-kun.
[17:17] Wakana
I wanna die.
[17:20] Wakana
I-I'm done.
[17:22] Marin
Good job.
[17:23] Marin
Well, while we're at it, why don't
we measure my inseam and bust point?
[17:32] Wakana
I can't.
[17:33] Marin
This again?
[17:35] Marin
How the heck am I supposed to make the perfect
boob bag if I don't have the right measurements?
[17:39] Wakana
B-Boob bag?
[17:41] Marin
I want to give that part some extra love,
[17:43] Marin
so I need you to psych yourself up.
[17:46] Wakana
I'm sorry... But I can't.
[17:49] Marin
Aw, why not? Seriously, what's your deal?
[17:53] Wakana
I mean... I mean, how...
[17:57] Wakana
H-H-How am I supposed to...
[18:00] Wakana
How am I supposed to know
where your nipples are—
[18:06] Wakana
H-How am I...
[18:07] Marin
Gojo-kun.
[18:09] Marin
Where can they be?
[18:14] Marin
I'm kidding! Jeez, lighten up!
[18:16] Marin
Don't freeze up like that.
[18:19] Marin
Yeah... I guess I can't
exactly show you those.
[18:22] Marin
Sorry about that, Gojo-kun.
[18:24] Marin
I'll measure that myself,
so pass me the measuring tape.
[18:27] Wakana
S-Sorry. Thank you.
[18:30] Marin
Okay.
[18:32] Marin
Let's see...
[18:34] Marin
So it's here to here...
[18:37] Marin
No, wait. Is it from the
outside? Or over here?
[18:42] Marin
Let's go with 20 cm.
[18:44] Marin
Let's go with 20 centimeters...
Let's go with 20 centimeters....
[18:46] Marin
Let's go with 20 centimeters....
[18:47] Marin
Let's go with 20 centimeters...
Let's go with 20 centimeters...
[18:50] Wakana
Twenty centimeters...
[18:52] Wakana
It's only a number, but
my mind just went blank.
SIGN Foot length 23.2 cm Foot circumference 22.4 cm Foot width 9.5 cm Bust 86.8 cm Underbust 68.2cm Bust point 20 cm
[18:59] Marin
I guess the last one we need is the inseam.
[19:02] Wakana
Yes.
[19:05] Wakana
At least with her inseam, I won't have to
look at her face, so I won't be as nervous.
[19:11] Wakana
I'm sorta done with myself.
[19:15] Wakana
I keep getting flustered and panicky.
[19:18] Wakana
Talk about lame.
[19:22] Wakana
I want to be like Kitagawa-san,
who never loses her head.
[19:32] Wakana
Did you just say something?
[19:35] Wakana
I'm sorry. I was thinking about
something, so I didn't quite hear you—
[19:41] Wakana
Kitagawa-san?
[19:44] Wakana
You're bright red.
[19:47] Marin
Huh?!
[19:48] Marin
Um, huh? No way.
[19:50] Marin
What?!
[19:52] Marin
N-No, you've got the wrong idea!
[19:54] Marin
I'm just...
[19:58] Wakana
Is the room too hot?!
[20:00] Wakana
I'm sorry for not noticing!
[20:02] Wakana
I'll go turn on the AC.
[20:09] Wakana
I wonder if it'll be hot again this year.
[20:14] Marin
Maybe.
SIGN Gojo Dolls
SIGN Horizontal circumference of head 53.8 cm Vertical circumference of head 57.7 cm Neck 27.3 cm Shoulder width 35cm Sleeve length 52.1 cm Upper arm 22.9 cm Elbow 21.2 cm Wrist 13.1 cm Shoulder circumference 34.5cm Thighs 43.8 cm Knees 29.5 cm Calves 31.6 cm
SIGN Waist 58.7 cm Hips 84.8 cm Ankles 19.2 cm Foot length 23.2 cm Foot circumference 22.4 cm Foot width 9.5 cm Bust 86.8 cm Underbust 68.2cm Bust point 20 cm Inseam 79.2 cm
SIGN AC | Purifier | Heater Wind | Temp | Direction Self Clean | Turbo / Quiet Timer on/off | Enter | Cancel Stop | Menu
[20:21] Wakana
And we're done.
[20:22] Marin
Good job.
[20:25] Marin
I'll go put my clothes on.
[20:26] Wakana
Sure.
[20:28] Wakana
Kitagawa-san.
[20:30] Wakana
Do you have any references
for "Slippery Girls"?
[20:32] Wakana
I'd like to know the details of the outfit,
so I can draw up the patterns.
[20:36] Marin
Oh, yeah, right. One sec.
SIGN Saint♥Slippery's Academy for Girls—
The Young Ladies of the Humiliation Club:
Debauched Miracle Life
[20:40] Marin
Ta-da!
[20:42] Marin
Here's "Slippery Girls" 1 and 2!
[20:44] Marin
Here you go.
[20:44] Wakana
Thank you very much...
[20:46] Wakana
T-Two of them?
[20:49] Marin
I thought that maybe the
second one would be enough,
[20:51] Marin
but it might be better if you
knew how the first one went, too.
[20:55] Wakana
Sure...
[20:56] Marin
Tomorrow's Sunday, so try playing them.
[20:59] Marin
They're super cute.
[21:03] Marin
Gojo-kun?
[21:06] Wakana
I'm sorry for interrupting you
while you were changing...
[21:08] Marin
I don't mind at all, but... are you okay?
[21:11] Marin
Do you have a stomachache?
[21:12] Wakana
I-I'm sorry, I'm fine.
[21:14] Wakana
It's just her bathing suit...
I'm so pathetic.
[21:20] Gramps
I'm home, Wakana.
[21:22] Gramps
I got the new sewing—
[21:27] Game voice
I'm bewing watched... You're watching me...
[21:31] Game voice
If... If I do thish...
I'll never be nowmal again...
[21:35] Wakana
Hey, Gramps. Dinner's ready.
[21:40] Gramps
R-Right... I bought the new sewing machine.
[21:42] Game voice
You mushn't... You mushn't...
[21:43] Wakana
Nice. Thanks.
[21:48] Gramps
I mean... he is at that age...
[21:51] Gramps
That said... He looks so damn serious!
[21:56] Wakana
I see... That's how it looks from the back.
[21:59] Gramps
And he's taking notes?!
[22:01] Game voice
Oh, no!
SIGN Episode 3
SIGN Then Why Don't We?
[23:35] Wakana
Next time...
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