E1 - Someone Who Lives in the Exact Opposite World as Me

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[00:04] (Flashback) Young Wakana
    Wow...
[00:07] (Flashback) Gramps
    Ain't they beauties?
[00:09] (Flashback) Gramps
    Your ol' gramps and his friends
    made these hina dolls.
[00:13] (Flashback) Gramps
    Ain't that amazing?
[00:15] (Flashback) Young Wakana
    Uh-huh. Wow...
[00:18] (Flashback) Young Wakana
    They're so pretty.
[00:21] (Flashback) Young Wakana
    She's the most beautiful
    thing in the world...
[00:25] (Flashback) Gramps
    With a little bit of practice,
    you'll be just like your Gramps.
[00:41] (Flashback) Nobara
    That's so creepy!
[00:44] (Flashback) Nobara
    Why do you like girls' dolls,
    Wacchan? You're a boy.
[00:49] (Flashback) Nobara
    I hate you, Wacchan!
[01:20] Wakana
    Morning.
[01:31] Wakana
    You're still as beautiful as ever.
SIGN    My Dress-Up Darling
SIGN    Episode 1
SIGN    Someone Who Lives in the Exact Opposite World as Me
SIGN    Gojo Dolls
SIGN    Tatematsu
[03:26] Wakana
    Morning, Gramps.
[03:32] Gramps
    Morning, Wakana.
[03:40] Gramps
    Wakana, you were working late
    again last night, weren't you?
[03:44] Gramps
    Are you getting enough sleep?
[03:46] Wakana
    Well... I was just on
    a roll, so I kept going.
[03:50] Wakana
    My brush just wouldn't stop and
    I ended up painting a handful of them.
[03:55] Wakana
    Still, I can't get them
    perfect like you, Gramps.
[03:59] Gramps
    How many years do you think
    I've been doing this?
[04:02] Wakana
    Hm...
[04:04] Wakana
    47?
[04:05] Gramps
    48!
[04:07] Gramps
    Let's eat.
[04:07] Wakana
    Let's eat.
[04:09] Gramps
    Even if you haven't mastered the faces yet,
[04:11] Gramps
    you can make their costumes,
    and that's plenty impressive.
[04:14] Wakana
    That's all I'm good at, though.
[04:15] Wakana
    I've still got lots to learn.
[04:17] Gramps
    No need to hurry.
[04:19] Gramps
    Just keep at it.
[04:21] Gramps
    You're still in school.
[04:24] Wakana
    Yeah...
[04:27] Gramps
    By the way...
[04:29] Gramps
    Have you made any friends now
    that you're in high school?
[04:33] Gramps
    You okay?
[04:35] Wakana
    I'm fine... Wait.
[04:37] Wakana
    Where'd this come from?
[04:40] Gramps
    Well, I mean...
[04:41] Gramps
    You spent all your time messing with dolls
     throughout grade and middle school.
[04:46] Gramps
    I started wondering if you
    actually had any friends.
[04:49] Wakana
    Y-Yeah, of course I have friends!
[04:52] Wakana
    Lots of 'em. I've always had friends.
[04:53] Wakana
    They're all busy with clubs,
    so our schedules never line up.
[04:56] Wakana
    That's all.
[04:57] Wakana
    Really.
[04:59] Gramps
    I see.
[05:00] Gramps
    Welp, I definitely feel better.
[05:03] Gramps
    I see, I see.
[05:05] Gramps
    That's great.
SIGN    Gojo Dolls
[05:09] Wakana
    I'm heading out.
[05:10] Gramps
    Yup.
[05:11] Gramps
    Be careful.
[05:13] Wakana
    I will.
[05:22] Girl 1
    Man, I hate first period.
[05:24] Girl 2
    Seriously.
[05:25] Girl 2
    We're totally gonna get yelled at.
[05:29] Male student 1
    Heyo!
[05:35] Male student 1
    M-My bad!
[05:38] Male student 1
    I thought you were someone else!
[05:44] Wakana
    Sorry, Gramps.
[05:47] Wakana
    I still...
[05:49] Wakana
    haven't made a single friend,
    even in high school.
[05:53] Wakana
    How can I, anyway?
[05:54] Wakana
    My dream is to be
    a kashirashi for hina dolls.
[05:58] Wakana
    Meaning, my hobbies are...
[06:01] Wakana
    Creating hina dolls and honing my craft.
[06:04] Wakana
    Appreciating my work.
[06:06] Imagination Wakana
    You're as lovely as ever.
[06:07] Wakana
    And talking to said work.
[06:08] Wakana
    And so, I have nothing to
    talk about with other people!
[06:09] Wakana
    Where should we start today?
[06:11] Male student 2
    Did you see episode 6 yesterday?
[06:14] Male student 3
    Of Chiretsu?
[06:14] Male student 4
    Dude, it was epic!
[06:16] Male student 4
    The animation was godlike!
[06:18] Female student 1
    At the tournament the other day, our coach...
SIGN    That voice actor was just...
SIGN    Wait, what?
SIGN    I have no idea what that means!
[06:26] Wakana
    What I like is so different
    from everyone else...
[06:30] Male student 5
    Heyo.
[06:31] Male students
    Hey.
[06:32] Wakana
    I'd just make things super awkward and
    make everyone feel uneasy around me.
[06:44] Wakana
    It'd be better...
[06:48] Wakana
    if I just wasn't here...
[06:51] Marin
    Whoa, wait!
[07:03] Marin
    That... hurt!
[07:08] Nowa
    My bad, Marin!
[07:09] Daia
    Yikes, sorry.
[07:10] Nowa
    Are you okay?!
[07:11] Rune
    You okay?
[07:12] Marin
    Ow...
[07:13] Marin
    Yeah, I think I'm fine...
[07:16] Marin
    Oh, sorry.
[07:18] Marin
    Um...
[07:19] Marin
    Gojo-kun.
[07:20] Wakana
    K-Kitagawa-san!
[07:22] Wakana
    U-Uh, um...
[07:24] Marin
    You good?
[07:25] Wakana
    Y-Yes!
[07:27] Marin
    Oh, hey.
[07:32] Marin
    You've got something on you.
[07:34] Marin
    What the heck is this?
[07:36] Marin
    It's not like a cut... right?
[07:42] Wakana
    This is, um... This is fine.
[07:46] Wakana
    What's fine, exactly?!
[07:51] Marin
    Really?
[07:52] Marin
    That's good, then.
[07:55] Nowa
    You good, Marin?
[07:56] Marin
    Definitely broke some bones on that landing.
[07:58] Daia
    Oh, please.
[08:01] Wakana
    Ink...
[08:03] Wakana
    I had no idea I still had some on me.
[08:07] Wakana
    Man, that startled me...
[08:15] Wakana
    That's the first time
    I've ever talked to her.
[08:18] Wakana
    Kitagawa-san.
[08:20] Wakana
    She's super cheerful, has a lot of friends,
[08:23] Wakana
    and is always the center of attention.
[08:26] Wakana
    She lives in a completely
    different world than as me.
[08:30] Nowa
    So, after school yesterday...
[08:33] Marin
    Ugh. Are you really going to bring that up?
[08:34] Rune
    Wow, you actually got Marin to
    hang out with you after school?
[08:38] Rune
    She always runs off somewhere.
[08:39] Nowa
    She had to go to a hair modeling
     gig, so I went with her.
[08:41] Nowa
    And I wanted a haircut.
[08:42] Daia
    Ah, so it was work.
[08:44] Nowa
    But then, this dude totally waited on Marin
    even though his hair was done ages ago.
[08:48] Daia
    My dude, just go home.
[08:51] Rune
    Was he cute, though?
[08:51] Nowa
    He was actually pretty hot.
[08:53] Nowa
    He finally came up to us
    as we were about to leave.
[08:56] Nowa
    I'm sure he was just trying to
    start up a conversation, but...
[08:59] (Flashback) Hot guy
    Hey, isn't that thing from some anime?
[09:02] (Flashback) Hot guy
    Wow, you're a total nerd.
[09:03] (Flashback) Hot guy
    Talk about lame.
[09:07] (Flashback) Marin
    The only thing that's lame here is you.
[09:10] Nowa
    And then, she never looked back.
[09:12] Daia
    Seriously? Brutal.
[09:14] Rune
    Ouch.
[09:15] Nowa
    He looked like his soul had left his body!
[09:18] Daia
    I mean...
[09:19] Daia
    If the guy was hot, maybe you
    should've given him a chance.
[09:22] Rune
    Marin's basically an ice queen whenever
    anyone tries to hit on her, anyway.
[09:25] Marin
    Like I care about how hot he was.
[09:28] Marin
    I just can't deal with guys like him.
[09:29] Marin
    I mean, he clearly knew it was something
    I liked before he opened his mouth.
[09:33] Marin
    You just don't go making fun of
    things people clearly like.
[09:36] Daia
    Right?
[09:36] Rune
    For sure.
[09:37] Marin
    Also... how dare he call Shion-tan "that thing"?!
[09:40] Nowa
    Here we go...
[09:41] Nowa
    Her deep love for Shion-tan.
[09:42] Daia
    Look, we don't understand when
    you talk about this stuff, either.
[09:46] Wakana
    Right here in this classroom...
[09:48] Wakana
    There's someone who lives in
    the exact opposite world as me.
SIGN    Sakuya-kun Mirai-chan
SIGN    Shion-tan
[09:55] Wakana
    She lives in a world where
    she's accepted for who she is.
[10:00] Wakana
    It must be...
[10:01] Wakana
    really comfortable in that world.
[10:05] Male student 6
    For real?!
[10:06] Male student 6
    You'll do it again?
[10:08] Wakana
    Yeah, sure.
[10:09] Male student 6
    You're a lifesaver!
[10:11] Male student 2
    Come on.
[10:12] Male student 2
    You really should do it today.
[10:14] Male student 6
    Aw, but Gojo says he'll do it.
[10:17] Male student 6
    And I don't wanna be late for work.
[10:18] Male student 6
    Thanks, Gojo!
[10:19] Male student 6
    See you later!
[10:20] Male student 2
    Hey!
[10:22] Male student 2
    Sorry, Gojo.
[10:24] Male student 2
    I'll buy you something to drink sometime.
[10:30] Wakana
    Honestly, doing this all
    on my own is pretty rough.
[10:34] Wakana
    But...
[10:35] Wakana
    This is way better than me
    failing at conversations
[10:38] Wakana
    and making things awkward.
[10:41] Wakana
    I'm sure they wouldn't know what
    to talk about with me around.
[10:44] Wakana
    And I'd make them uncomfortable
    if I just stood around quietly.
[10:48] Wakana
    I'm just gonna hurry and
    finish up so I can go home.
[10:59] Wakana
    It's Kitagawa-san.
[11:01] Wakana
    I wonder if she forgot something.
[11:12] Marin
    What?
[11:13] Wakana
    Huh?
[11:15] Wakana
    Uh, nothing...
[11:16] Wakana
    Um, what are you doing?
[11:20] Marin
    It's pretty obvious, isn't it?
[11:22] Marin
    I'm cleaning.
[11:23] Marin
    I'm late 'cause I had to go to the bathroom,
    but I'm on cleaning duty this week.
[11:26] Wakana
    Huh?!
[11:28] Wakana
    Y-You're actually going to clean?
[11:30] Marin
    Of course I am.
[11:31] Marin
    Why wouldn't I?
[11:34] Marin
    Hey, where's everyone else?
[11:35] Wakana
    Oh, they went home.
[11:37] Wakana
    I guess they had work.
[11:39] Marin
    Seriously?
[11:40] Marin
    All of them?
[11:42] Wakana
    Yes...
[11:44] Marin
    Gojo-kun, are they taking advantage of you?
[11:53] Wakana
    I guess so.
[11:54] Marin
    You guess so?!
[11:55] Marin
    And you're still doing this?
[11:56] Marin
    You don't mind?!
[11:57] Wakana
    I mean...
[11:58] Wakana
    I sort of do...
[12:00] Marin
    Of course you would.
[12:01] Marin
    Did you tell them that?
[12:03] Wakana
    No...
[12:05] Wakana
    But they said that I was reliable,
[12:07] Wakana
    so I thought it was okay.
[12:09] Marin
    That's not being reliable.
[12:11] Marin
    They're just using you.
[12:15] Marin
    You shouldn't agree to
    things you don't wanna do.
[12:18] Marin
    No, really. You need to
    think about yourself more.
[12:22] Marin
    You need to speak up about how
    you're feeling, for your own sake.
SIGN    Gojo Dolls
[12:41] Wakana
    Ow!
[12:44] Gramps
    Hey, what happened? You okay?
[12:45] Wakana
    Oh...
[12:47] Wakana
    Sorry.
[12:48] Wakana
    I cut my finger again.
[12:50] Gramps
    You gotta be careful!
[12:52] Gramps
    I wonder if we have any bandages left.
[12:54] Gramps
    You just sit tight.
[12:56] Wakana
    Thanks...
[13:01] Wakana
    It's been days...
[13:04] (Flashback) Marin
    You need to speak up about how
    you're feeling, for your own sake.
[13:09] Wakana
    ...but her words are still in my head.
[13:14] Wakana
    She saw right through me.
[13:16] Wakana
    I've always suppressed my feelings.
[13:21] Wakana
    Even...
[13:25] Wakana
    Back then...
[13:33] Wakana
    Huh?
[13:34] Gramps
    Here.
[13:35] Gramps
    Slap this on there.
[13:36] Wakana
    Gramps, the sewing machine's not working.
[13:41] Gramps
    Well, it's pretty much an antique.
[13:43] Gramps
    It was on its last leg.
[13:45] Gramps
    I guess it's time to buy a new one.
[13:48] Wakana
    I wish I'd gotten to a good
     stopping point, at least.
[13:53] Wakana
    Oh, I know.
SIGN    Sewing Practice Room
[14:05] Wakana
    It's so easy to use.
[14:07] Wakana
    Thank goodness we don't have
    an Arts and Crafts Club...
[14:09] Wakana
    It's not like anyone's gonna come here
    after school, so I won't have to hide.
[14:13] Wakana
    And I can bring you.
[14:17] Wakana
    I'll sew your outfit for you today.
[14:19] Wakana
    Just you wait.
[14:30] Wakana
    K-Kitagawa-san!
[14:37] Wakana
    I'm so sorry! Are you okay?
[14:38] Wakana
    Are you hurt—
[14:47] Wakana
    Shit...
[14:52] Marin
    What the hell?
[14:57] Wakana
    It's all over...
[15:00] Marin
    That's so awesome!
[15:02] Marin
    You know how to use a
    sewing machine, Gojo-kun?
[15:05] Wakana
    Huh?
[15:06] Marin
    The sewing machine!
[15:08] Marin
    How do you know how to use one?
    We don't have home ec as an elective!
[15:11] Wakana
    Uh... Um...
[15:13] Wakana
    My family runs a hina doll shop.
[15:17] Wakana
    So...
[15:18] Wakana
    I learned how to use one as a kid.
[15:19] Marin
    Oh, that's why?! No wonder!
[15:22] Marin
    Hey, is that a hina doll?
[15:24] Marin
    Lemme see!
[15:25] Wakana
    Uh... Um...
[15:30] Wakana
    Here you go.
[15:33] Marin
    Look at this hottie.
[15:36] Marin
    Her eyes are sparkling.
[15:42] Wakana
    This is the first time...
[15:44] Wakana
    This is the first time
    someone's complimented...
[15:47] Wakana
    The first time someone
    complimented something I love.
[15:51] Marin
    Did you make this hina doll, Gojo-kun?
[15:53] Wakana
    Uh, no, I didn't.
[15:55] Wakana
    My gramps made her.
[15:58] Wakana
    I-I still only know how
    to make their clothes.
[16:03] Marin
    You can make clothes?
[16:05] Wakana
    Um, yes.
[16:07] Marin
    For real?
[16:08] Wakana
    Yes. I mean, I just sew them
    together, so it's not a big deal—
[16:23] Marin
    Hey...
[16:25] Marin
    Could you look the other way?
[16:27] Wakana
    Yes, ma'am!
[16:31] Wakana
    Wha—Wh-Wh-Wh-What's going on?!
[16:34] Wakana
    What's happening?!
[16:35] Wakana
    Why is she undressing?!
[16:36] Wakana
    Wait.
[16:37] Wakana
    Why do I hear a rustling sound?
[16:38] Wakana
    What is this sound?!
[16:39] Marin
    Gojo-kun.
[16:40] Wakana
    Yes, ma'am!
[16:42] Wakana
    H-How can I help you?
[16:44] Marin
    Look at me.
[16:47] Wakana
    But...
[16:48] Marin
    It's okay. Just look.
[17:02] Marin
    I'm still not done with it.
[17:04] Marin
    It's totally not done yet, but, um...
[17:09] Marin
    What do you think?
[17:10] Wakana
    Huh?
[17:12] Wakana
    Um, what do you mean?
[17:14] Wakana
    What exactly are you wearing?
[17:20] Marin
    Well...
[17:22] Marin
    I'm, uh, trying to make that outfit... so, yeah.
[17:27] Marin
    At least I'm trying to.
[17:30] Wakana
    You're joking, right?
[17:33] Marin
    Huh? I'm totally serious.
[17:34] Marin
    I worked really hard on this.
[17:36] Wakana
    But, I mean...
[17:37] Wakana
    It doesn't look like this at all!
[17:39] Wakana
    No one could suck this
    bad even if they tried!
[17:41] Marin
    Huh?!
[17:43] Wakana
    That material needs a lining, doesn't it?
[17:46] Marin
    Lining... What?
[17:48] Wakana
    You don't even know that?!
[17:50] Wakana
    Unbelievable.
[17:52] Wakana
    Please excuse me.
[17:54] Wakana
    I knew it.
[17:55] Wakana
    You haven't done any of
    the reverse stitching,
[17:57] Wakana
    and it's wrinkled!
[17:58] Wakana
    And there's no bobbin thread!
[18:00] Wakana
    You can hardly even call this sewing.
[18:02] Wakana
    I bet you forgot your seam allowance, too!
[18:05] Wakana
    Oh, come on!
[18:06] Wakana
    Why did you change the tension dial here?!
[18:09] Wakana
    And—
[18:15] Wakana
    I-I'm so sorry, I went way too far!
[18:19] Wakana
    Please, just kill me now!
[18:20] Marin
    Wait, what?!
[18:21] Marin
    What are you even doing?! Quit it!
[18:23] Wakana
    H-H-How much should I pay you?
[18:27] Marin
    Nothing!
[18:28] Marin
    I don't want any!
[18:28] Marin
    I'm not mad!
[18:30] Marin
    Not even a little!
[18:32] Marin
    But seriously, Gojo-kun, could you look up?
[18:42] Marin
    Um... You see...
[18:50] Marin
    I made this because I wanted to cosplay!
[18:54] Wakana
    Cosplay?
[18:56] Marin
    Yup! Cosplay!
[18:58] Marin
    I want to wear the same things as
    manga, anime, and game characters!
[19:03] Marin
    Cosplaying allows you express just
    how much you love your faves!
[19:08] Marin
    Isn't that awesome?!
[19:09] Marin
    It's basically...
[19:10] Marin
    the ultimate form of love!
[19:14] Marin
    Are you listening, Gojo-kun?
[19:16] Wakana
    Yes!
[19:16] Wakana
    I'm sorry! I'm absolutely
    listening! I'm sorry!
[19:20] Marin
    And...
[19:21] Marin
    I don't have a sewing machine at home,
    so I was working on this here after school.
[19:27] Marin
    But, well...
[19:29] Marin
    As you can see, it's not in the best shape,
[19:32] Marin
    and I don't know anyone who's good at sewing.
[19:43] Marin
    Gojo-kun!
[19:44] Marin
    Will you make me a cosplay outfit?
[19:47] Wakana
    Huh?
[19:51] Marin
    If you can't...
[19:53] Marin
    You can just tell me you can't.
[19:58] Marin
    You see...
[19:59] Marin
    I can't do much more on my own.
[20:04] Marin
    But Shizuku-tan means so much to me...
[20:07] Marin
    She means so much to me, so I want
    to become her, no matter what!
[20:10] Marin
    Please, Gojo-kun!
[20:14] (Flashback) Marin
    That's so awesome!
[20:16] (Flashback) Marin
    You know how to use a
    sewing machine, Gojo-kun?
[20:20] (Flashback) Marin
    Look at this hottie.
[20:21] (Flashback) Marin
    You just don't go making fun of
    things people clearly like.
[20:26] (Flashback) Marin
    You need to speak up about how
    you're feeling, for your own sake.
[20:50] Wakana
    All right.
[20:55] Wakana
    I've never made clothes for
    an actual person before,
[20:57] Wakana
    so I'm not sure how well it'll go,
[21:00] Wakana
    but I'll do everything I can.
[21:03] Marin
    You mean...
[21:05] Marin
    You'll do it?
[21:06] Wakana
    Yes.
[21:08] Marin
    For real?
[21:09] Wakana
    Yes.
[21:15] Marin
    Yes!
[21:16] Marin
    Yes, yes, yes!
[21:18] Marin
    Yay!
[21:20] Marin
    Shizuku-tan!
[21:21] Marin
    Shizuku-tan!
[21:23] Marin
    Now I can be Shizuku-tan!
[21:25] Wakana
    Right here in this classroom...
[21:28] Wakana
    There's someone who lives in
    the exact opposite world as me.
[21:33] Wakana
    I never thought...
[21:35] Wakana
    I'd make a promise like this
    with someone like that.
[21:41] Marin
    I'm seriously crying right now.
[21:44] Marin
    Oh! But I'll do everything I can!
[21:47] Marin
    Not that I can do much!
[21:49] Wakana
    Sure.
[21:50] Wakana
    I guess you really want to be this person.
[21:52] Marin
    Yup! I mean, she's just
    too precious for words!
[21:56] Marin
    Shizuku Kuroe-tan from
[21:57] Marin
    Saint Slippery's Academy for Girls—
[21:59] Marin
    The Young Ladies of the Humiliation
    Club: Debauched Miracle Life 2!
[22:02] Wakana
    Say what now?
SIGN    Episode 2
SIGN    Wanna Hurry Up, and Do It?
[23:35] Marin
    Next time!