E5 - It's Probably Because This Is the Best Boob Bag Here
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[00:12] Marin
Gojo-kun...
[00:15] Marin
Do I... actually look like Shizuku-tan?
[00:21] Wakana
Yes! You're the perfect
Shizuku-tan, Kitagawa-san!
[00:26] Marin
Right? I know, right? Right?!
[00:28] Marin
Gojo-kun, you're awesome!
I'm totally Shizuku-tan right now!
[00:32] Wakana
Yes!
[00:32] Wakana
You're totally Shizuku-tan right now!
[00:36] Wakana
Oh, but how's it fit?
[00:38] Wakana
Is it too tight anywhere?
[00:39] Marin
It fits perfectly! But it might
be a little hard to move around.
[00:43] Marin
I can't raise my arm much,
but that's totally fine!
[00:47] Wakana
Oh, right...
[00:48] Wakana
When I'm making clothes for people,
[00:50] Wakana
I have to consider both
comfort and mobility.
[00:53] Marin
But, more importantly!
[00:57] Marin
I still can't believe you got
this boob bag down perfectly!
[01:00] Marin
I had no idea it could
be made this perfect!
[01:02] Marin
I can't believe it! It's perfect!
[01:04] Marin
The skirt is, like, the perfect
length. You totally get it.
[01:08] Marin
The little peek at Shizuku-tan's garters
from underneath her tulle is adorable,
[01:12] Marin
and you even got that down!
[01:13] Marin
Gojo-kun, you're a god!
[01:15] Wakana
Th-Thank you very much.
[01:17] Wakana
I'm flattered, but I still
have a long ways to go.
[01:22] Marin
I'm actually Shizuku-tan right now.
I seriously couldn't be happier.
[01:26] Marin
I can't right now. Like, seriously.
[01:30] Marin
Wait, what?! I can't! This is so perfect
that I seriously can't right now!
[01:34] Marin
I just?! What?! For real?!
[01:36] Marin
I'm getting so excited! I'm going to lose it!
[01:39] Wakana
K-Kitagawa-san, calm down.
[01:41] Marin
Oh, yeah! Photos!
[01:43] Marin
I want to take some pics! Take them for me!
[01:47] Wakana
Um, let's see...
[01:50] Wakana
Okay, here we go.
[01:52] Marin
Did you get it?
[01:53] Marin
Let me see! How fierce do I look?
[01:55] Marin
Oh, excellent.
[01:58] Wakana
But, you know...
[02:01] Wakana
This just looks like you, Kitagawa-san.
[02:02] Marin
What's wrong with that? It's sorta hilarious.
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[02:07] Wakana
Well, since you're cosplaying, maybe you
should pose more like Shizuku-tan would.
[02:12] Wakana
And this room isn't a great backdrop for
making it seem like you're from that world.
[02:20] Marin
Gojo-kun, how about over here?
[02:23] Marin
The background will look white over here.
[02:30] Wakana
Okay, make sure you act
like Shizuku-tan this time.
[02:32] Marin
Gotcha!
[02:39] Marin
Wait, my bad!
[02:43] Marin
God, I'm ugly!
[02:44] Marin
Nope, I can't! How could
I not smile right now?!
[02:46] Marin
This smile's not going anywhere.
I'm so happy right now I could die!
[02:51] Marin
Wait, no. I promise I'll be mega serious.
[02:53] Marin
I'll do it right, so take it one more time.
[02:55] Wakana
O-Okay.
[03:00] Marin
Okay.
[03:03] Marin
Ready, and...
[03:08] Marin
How was that one? Did we get it?
[03:10] Wakana
Yes! You're Shizuku-tan in this one.
[03:12] Marin
For real?
[03:13] Wakana
Yes! Let's keep going like this.
[03:16] Marin
Okay!
[03:18] Wakana
Looking good! You've got
her pose down completely!
[03:21] Wakana
Yes! Just like that!
[03:23] Wakana
You are Shizuku-tan!
[03:24] Wakana
Now, look right at the camera.
[03:26] Wakana
That expression... is when Shizuku-tan
and the protagonist first... Magnificent!
[03:32] Wakana
Do you think that's enough?
[03:34] Marin
Thanks! Let me see!
[03:37] Marin
They look great! I'm psyched!
[03:41] Marin
I'm gonna create an account and
upload these, like, right now.
[03:43] Wakana
You're uploading them already?
[03:45] Marin
Yup. Actually, I hadn't thought
of a cosplay name yet.
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[03:48] [Messenger] Caption
Phone number or Email
[03:48] Marin
Ma... Ma... Ma...
[03:50] Marin
I guess we can go with Marine.
SIGN Mari
SIGN Marine
SIGN Post
SIGN Shizuku-tan Cosplay~ ♥♥
SIGN #SlipperyGirl #SlipperyGirls
#SlipperyGirlsCosplay
[03:55] Marin
Holy crap, these are too cute!
[03:58] Marin
I can't even right now.
[04:02] Marin
Hey, Gojo-kun.
[04:04] Wakana
Yes?
[04:06] Marin
Why don't we just go to
tomorrow's cosplay event?
[04:09] Wakana
Huh?
[04:10] Marin
I suddenly wanna go.
[04:12] Marin
Let's go, Gojo-kun!
SIGN Episode 5
SIGN It's Probably Because This Is the Best Boob Bag Here
[06:08] Marin
Oh...
[06:09] Marin
Oh, my God...
[06:13] Marin
Cosplay events are amazing!
[06:14] Marin
There are cosplayers everywhere!
[06:18] Marin
Hey, that's Mami-tan! She's totally adorbs!
[06:21] Marin
Wait, is that Soji and Ryoma-kun?!
[06:24] Marin
Lancelot and Kenshin! Even Leo-sama!
[06:26] Marin
And over there, I see Cirque and
Soleil! Squee! I'm so hype!
[06:31] Wakana
R-Right...
[06:33] Marin
And right now... I'm finally
making my cosplay debut!
[06:37] Marin
I'm so happy right now. This is the best.
[06:39] Marin
Thank you so much, Gojo-kun!
[06:44] Marin
Gojo-kun?
[06:46] Marin
What's wrong?
[06:47] Wakana
Oh, it's just, um... Th-There are just
so many ladies around, I just...
[06:51] Wakana
don't feel like I should be here.
[06:54] Wakana
I can't calm down.
[06:55] Marin
Seriously?
[06:56] Wakana
A-Also, I feel like everyone's looking at us.
[07:00] Marin
You're right...
[07:03] Marin
Oh, I know!
[07:04] Marin
I think everyone's just
in awe of this outfit!
[07:07] Marin
It's super adorbs!
[07:08] Wakana
No, I think it's because I don't belong here.
[07:12] Wakana
I mean, these are my casual clothes...
[07:14] Marin
What? And what's wrong with that?
[07:16] Marin
That's like totally your style. It's fine.
[07:18] Wakana
Right...
[07:19] Marin
And let's not forget...
[07:23] Marin
It's probably because this
is the best boob bag here!
[07:26] Marin
We've got everyone beat!
[07:28] Wakana
Kitagawa-san! Please stop
lifting them up like that!
[07:32] Marin
But if you're feeling anxious down here,
let's go up to the plaza.
[07:35] Marin
I think there were some
photographers and guys up there.
[07:38] Wakana
Sorry about this...
[07:45] Marin
Everything's super chill up here. Nice.
[07:50] Wakana
I feel a little calmer up here.
[07:52] Marin
Ooh, Vanessa-sama!
[07:54] Marin
She's so cute! And check out her huge rack!
[07:58] Marin
I'm gonna get in line to get her pic, too!
[08:01] Photographer A
Excuse me.
[08:03] Photographer A
Do you mind if I get some pictures?
[08:06] Marin
Huh?
[08:08] Marin
Wait, are you talking to me?!
[08:10] Photographer A
Yes. You're cosplaying as Kuroe Shizuku
from "Slippery Girls 2," right?
[08:15] Marin
Yes! I'm Shizuku-tan!
[08:17] Photographer A
Oh... do you not do photoshoots?
[08:20] Marin
No, it's totally fine!
[08:23] Marin
Actually, I'd love for you to take some!
[08:24] Photographer A
I'd be happy to.
[08:34] Photographer A
Could I get a pose, please?
[08:36] Marin
Sure.
[08:46] Marin
Oh, whoa.
[08:47] Marin
That's super cute.
[08:48] Photographer A
Thank you so much.
[08:50] Marin
Oh, no. Thank you!
[08:52] Marin
Oh, hey. Could I get a picture with you, too?
[08:55] Photographer A
Huh?!
[08:56] Marin
It's a special occasion!
[08:58] Marin
Okay, I'm gonna take the picture.
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[09:00] Marin
Hey, you can come closer.
[09:03] Photographer A
O-Okay...
[09:07] Marin
Thank you so much! You made my day!
[09:13] Photographer B
Excuse me, could I get some photos, too?
[09:15] Marin
Sure, of course.
[09:17] Wakana
When did she end up with a line?
[09:20] Photographer B
Could I get a pose?
[09:29] Wakana
Good. She's looking like Shizuku-tan.
[09:36] Wakana
That person's in drag.
[09:39] Wakana
I guess there were a lot of girls-as-guys
and vice versa down below.
[09:45] Wakana
I see...
[09:46] Wakana
They're cosplaying their favorite characters.
[09:49] Wakana
That's why they can have
so much fun so freely.
[09:53] Wakana
This is... nice.
[09:58] Wakana
I'm so happy that Kitagawa-san
seems like she's having fun, too.
[10:03] Wakana
And that I was able to keep my promise.
[10:07] (Flashback) Marin
Will you make me a cosplay outfit?
[10:11] Wakana
Oh, right. I fulfilled my promise.
[10:16] Wakana
So I guess hanging out with
Kitagawa-san like this...
[10:20] Wakana
ends today.
[10:25] Wakana
Kitagawa-san...
[10:27] Wakana
I don't have any friends
and was always alone,
[10:30] Wakana
so she was someone I'd never
gotten to talk to before.
[10:34] Wakana
Going somewhere after school with a friend,
[10:38] Wakana
meeting up on our days off...
[10:40] Wakana
Spending time like that with someone was...
[10:43] Wakana
These were all firsts for me.
[10:47] Wakana
This almost doesn't seem real.
[10:56] Wakana
It was so much fun.
[11:27] Wakana
Huh?
[11:35] Wakana
Huh?
[11:41] Wakana
Huh?!
[11:50] Wakana
K-Kitagawa-san...
[11:55] Marin
Gojo-kun!
[11:56] Wakana
Y-Yes?!
[11:58] Marin
Thank goodness.
[12:00] Marin
I thought you disappeared
on me and I panicked.
[12:05] Marin
So... So, hey...
[12:12] Marin
My...
[12:14] Marin
clothes are about to come off!
[12:16] Wakana
Say what, now?
[12:19] Wakana
They're about to come off?
[12:21] Wakana
What part's not working for you?
[12:23] Marin
Last night, I was looking at
the photos you took of me.
[12:28] (Flashback) Marin
Wait...
[12:30] (Flashback) Marin
Aren't Shizuku-tan's boobs bigger?
[12:32] Marin
So, today...
[12:34] Marin
I wore two NuBras and...
[12:39] Marin
My chest is literally about to burst.
[12:40] Wakana
Of course it is!
[12:42] Wakana
I made that to fit you perfectly,
so there wasn't room for a NuBra,
[12:47] Wakana
and I mean, you're talking about
the chest size of a game character.
[12:51] Marin
Also, it's really stuffy under this wig...
[12:54] Marin
The outfit itself is just... so hot...
[12:57] Marin
Holy crap... I'm gonna die.
[13:01] Wakana
Of course. Because I picked
the thicker fabric...
[13:05] Wakana
I'm so sorry! This is all my fault!
[13:07] Wakana
Let's go somewhere you can cool off!
[13:18] Marin
That's so good. Thanks, Gojo-kun.
[13:21] Wakana
It's fine. Do you think you can
make it to the changing room?
[13:24] Marin
Sorry, nope.
[13:26] Marin
I can't move.
[13:27] Wakana
We should've been prepare
to deal with the heat.
[13:31] Wakana
I'm so sorry.
[13:38] Marin
That feels so good!
[13:42] Wakana
You should also cool off your neck,
underarms and any place with a major artery.
[13:47] Marin
'Kay.
[13:48] Wakana
Here's a towel. Go ahead
and wipe off any sweat.
[13:50] Marin
Thanks.
[14:02] Marin
Yikes, look at all this sweat.
[14:05] Marin
I don't think I even sweat this much in PE.
[14:07] Marin
Wearing black fabric makes it worse.
[14:12] Wakana
Double NuBras are too powerful.
[14:14] Wakana
I'll see what else we can do to help!
[14:17] Marin
Thanks.
[14:18] Marin
Heatstroke is no joke,
so we'd better be careful.
[14:22] Wakana
Oh, I found... something...
SIGN Remove clothing, or loosen belts, neckties, bras, or underwear to help let the heat escape from your body.
[14:26] Marin
For real?
[14:30] Marin
Could you unzip me, then?
[14:33] Wakana
Huh?!
[14:34] Marin
It doesn't have to be all the way, my dude.
I can't be too revealing, anyway.
[14:37] Marin
Just unzip it a little.
[14:39] Wakana
L-Let's at least get you
to the dressing room!
[14:43] Wakana
Right. Kitagawa-san can't move right now.
[14:47] Wakana
She seems to be having a really rough time.
[14:53] Wakana
This is...
[14:58] Wakana
no time for me to be panicking.
[15:00] Wakana
Please excuse me.
[15:05] Marin
Holy crap! It's so much cooler
now that my back's unzipped.
[15:10] Marin
Ugh, but seriously, my panties
are drenched with sweat.
[15:13] Marin
I should've brought another pair.
[15:16] Marin
Gojo-kun, could you wipe down my back?
[15:18] Wakana
S-Sure...
[15:20] Wakana
Don't panic.
[15:24] Wakana
Please excuse me.
[15:26] Wakana
I-I'm going to wipe.
[15:30] Marin
Oh, crap...
[15:33] Marin
Gojo-kun, could you go a little lower, too?
[15:37] Wakana
L-Lower? L-Like here?
[15:41] Marin
Yeah, there. Ooh, right there...
[15:45] Marin
That feels so good.
[15:48] Marin
Oh, wow. Ah... There, more.
[15:56] Wakana
K-Kitagawa-san, please keep your voice down.
[15:59] Wakana
What if someone sees us?
[16:01] Marin
Yeah, that's not happening. Not to mention,
it's not like I'm trying to be heard.
[16:08] Marin
Oh, yeah.
[16:12] Marin
It's all stuffy inside my skirt.
[16:14] Marin
Gojo-kun, could you hand me the towel?
[16:16] Wakana
S-Someone might see down there!
[16:17] Marin
You don't need to worry about that.
SIGN Cosplayers! Please try to avoid
any accidental exposure!
SIGN U-Underwear?!
SIGN Showing too much skin or wearing what may be mistaken as underwear is prohibited. Please make sure to wear some kind of covering like a bodysuit to prevent exposure.
SIGN Please ask before
taking photos
SIGN Taking photos without permission is prohibited
[16:19] Marin
I'm wearing shorts.
[16:21] Wakana
I-I see.
[16:25] Wakana
Kitagawa-san, did you write those yourself?
[16:28] Marin
This?
[16:29] Marin
Well, if I'm gonna be Shizuku-tan,
I figured I should go all out.
[16:32] Wakana
I-I see...
[16:36] Wakana
This should help reinforce it.
[16:38] Marin
Thanks.
[16:39] Wakana
A sewing machine would be able
to make a stronger stitch, but...
[16:42] Marin
Yeah. We should probably head home for today.
[16:45] Wakana
Yes. I'm worried about how you're feeling.
[16:49] Marin
Sorry, Gojo-kun. Could we
go back to the plaza again?
[16:53] Marin
It'll only take a second.
[17:01] Marin
Hey, Miss!
[17:05] Female Photographer
Oh, you're the Shizuku cosplayer.
[17:07] Marin
Sorry for running off like that earlier.
[17:09] Marin
I got dizzy from being too hot.
[17:12] Female Photographer
Are you okay?!
[17:14] Marin
I'm actually heading home now,
but I felt bad for bailing on you earlier,
[17:19] Marin
so I wanted to meet with you before I left.
[17:20] Female Photographer
Oh, you didn't have to...
[17:23] Female Photographer
Then could I just get one shot in the shade?
[17:25] Marin
Sure!
[17:31] Wakana
This will be the last one.
[17:34] Female Photographer
Could I get you to look at the camera?
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[17:55] Marin
Oh, crap!
[17:55] Female Photographer
Don't worry! I'll delete those immediately!
[18:00] Marin
I don't blame you.
[18:01] Marin
I wasn't looking at the camera at all.
[18:04] Female Photographer and Wakana
What?!
[18:06] Marin
Could we possibly try that again?
[18:09] Female Photographer and Wakana
That's what she's worried about...
[18:18] Marin**
I'm glad there's room to sit.
[18:20] Wakana
Thankfully, the train isn't crowded.
[18:23] Marin
Great job today, Gojo-kun.
[18:25] Marin
I guess it's summer already.
[18:28] Wakana
Yes.
[18:29] Marin
I'm jumping into the shower
as soon as I get home.
[18:34] Wakana
Kitagawa-san.
[18:37] Wakana
Thank you so much.
[18:39] Wakana
Things got a bit rough at times,
but this was a great experience.
[18:45] Wakana
I really had a lot of fun!
[18:50] Marin
Me, too.
[18:51] Marin
I had so much fun.
[18:54] Marin
Thanks, Gojo-kun.
[19:07] Marin
What should we do for my next cosplay?
[19:09] Wakana
Huh?
[19:10] Marin
My next cosplay.
[19:12] Wakana
Huh? Wait, what?!
[19:15] Wakana
Y-You mean it's not just Shizuku-tan?
[19:17] Marin
Of course not! I have at least fifty
number one favorite characters!
[19:22] Wakana
What does the "one" even mean, then?
[19:24] Marin
What should I do? I still wanna
cosplay Shizuku-tan more, too.
[19:28] Marin
There are so many cosplays I wanna do,
but I only have one body.
[19:34] Marin
What's this?
[19:36] Marin
Gojo-kun, you seem super happy right now.
[19:40] Marin
Or am I imagining it?
[19:41] Wakana
Huh?! No, I, uh, I-I wasn't...
[19:44] Marin
What is it, then? Tell me.
[19:47] Wakana
So, um...
[19:52] Wakana
I still lack the proper experience, but
I look forward to working with you again!
[20:05] Marin
Yeah, for sure.
[20:07] Wakana
Um, I'm going to buy a dress mannequin.
It was a bit hard to work without one.
[20:11] Marin
Nice! Sounds like a plan!
Actually, I'll buy it for you.
[20:15] Marin
Can you buy those online?
[20:20] Marin
Oh, I found one. How about this?
[20:27] Marin
You can take a nap if you're tired, Gojo-kun.
[20:30] Wakana
Uh, sure. Sorry...
[20:35] Marin
I had so much fun thanks to you, Gojo-kun.
[20:38] Marin
Actually, everyone seemed like they were
having so much fun that it was insane.
[20:42] Marin
It's way too amazing that everyone
there was just doing what they loved.
[20:46] Marin
I was so hyped just being there.
[20:50] Marin
It can be a hobby, or really, anything else,
[20:54] Marin
but I absolutely love when people
have fun doing what they love.
[20:57] Marin
It's like they're sparkling.
[21:00] Marin
Man, I wanna go to more events.
[21:03] Marin
I didn't even get to take any
pictures with the other cosplayers.
[21:06] Marin
I'm gonna take a ton next time!
[21:09] Marin
Oh, yeah!
[21:09] Marin
The person who was cosplaying
as Leo-sama from "Seven BFs"
[21:13] Marin
in the lower plaza was super gorgeous.
[21:15] Marin
How can they be so beautiful without
a filter? Like, how's that fair?
[21:18] Wakana
Right...
[21:22] Wakana
Kitagawa-san, you were very beautiful.
[21:31] Wakana
Ever since then, the word "beautiful"
[21:33] (Flashback) Wakana
became associated with
very special things to me.
[21:37] (Flashback) Wakana
So I just can't say "pretty" or "beautiful"
unless I absolutely feel it from the heart.
[21:52] Marin
Huh?
[21:55] Marin
Huh?
[21:56] Marin
Huh?
[21:59] Marin
Huh...?
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[23:35] Juju
Next time.