E4 - Could You Please Tell Me Why?

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SIGN    Episode 4 Could You Please Tell Me Why?
[01:40] Friend A
    Hey, Desumi!
[01:42] Friend B
    Walk home with us!
[01:45] Desumi
    Sure!
[01:47] Narrator
    Allow me to explain!
[01:49] Narrator
    Reaper Princess, A.K.A. Desumi Magahara,
[01:52] Narrator
    is a teenage girl who hides
    her villainous identity
[01:56] Narrator
    to attend high school in the city!
[02:01] Friend A
    Don't you have handicrafts club today, Desumi?
[02:03] Desumi
    It's off for test prep today.
[02:05] Friend B
    Wanna go for some karaoke, then?
[02:08] Desumi
    Sorry, I have work today.
[02:10] Friend B
    What, again?
[02:12] Friend B
    You're a real workaholic, Desumi.
[02:14] Friend B
    You'll never get a boyfriend that way!
[02:19] Desumi
    A boyfriend...
[02:21] Desumi
    Oh, a boyfriend...
[02:23] Desumi
    We'll see, I guess!
[02:27] Friend B
    Where's this coming from?
[02:29] Friend B
    Hey, you got a crush on someone?
[02:32] Desumi
    Not telling!
[02:33] Friend A
    Hey, it's Red Gelato!
[02:36] Desumi
    Fudo!
[02:39] Desumi
    F-Fudo?
[02:43] Desumi
    Fudo?
SIGN    Shock
[02:46] Desumi
    Fudo?!
[02:50] Desumi
    I-Isn't that...
[02:53] Friend A
    Is that their new Pink he's with?
[02:55] Friend B
    It is! She's so cute!
[02:58] Friend A
    You think they're dating or something?
[03:01] Friend B
    They totally might be!
[03:02] Friend A
    They look really good together.
[03:05] Friend B
    Totally! A real perfect couple!
[03:07] Friend B
    Right, Desumi?
[03:09] Friend B
    What's with the face?!
[03:13] Friend B
    Huh? Desumi!
[03:15] Friend A
    Desumi?
[03:17] Fudo
    You rarely invite me out like this, Haru-kun.
[03:21] Haru
    I'm s-sorry, Fudo-senpai.
[03:24] Haru
    I know you're really busy...
[03:25] Fudo
    Hey, not a problem.
[03:27] Fudo
    So, what was it you wanted to ask me about?
[03:31] Haru
    W-Well...
[03:38] Haru
    It is rude to ask about this, isn't it?
[03:43] Haru
    But I just can't stop
    thinking about that photo!
[03:46] Haru
    Was that really Fudo-senpai?
[03:49] Haru
    If it was, that girl next to him...
[03:52] Haru
    Could she be... his girlfriend?
[03:56] Haru
    But is it really okay for me
    to ask about his private life?!
[04:04] Fudo
    I understand.
[04:05] Fudo
    I think I know what you want to ask about.
[04:08] ---
    Huh?
SIGN    For Those Seeking
     Muscle Growth
    
    
     Rules for
    
     High-Efficiency
    
     Training
    
     By Fudo Aikawa
SIGN    Refreshing!
    Goes down easy!
[04:10] Fudo
    I think this should take care of it!
[04:13] Haru
    Um...
SIGN    For Those Seeking
     Muscle Growth
    
    
     Rules for
    High-Efficiency
     Training
SIGN    Refreshing!
    Goes down easy!
[04:15] Haru
    What's this stuff?
[04:18] Fudo
    You've been with the squad
    about six months now, right?
[04:21] Haru
    Y-Yes...
[04:23] Fudo
    You'll be hitting a wall with your
    strength training around now.
[04:27] Haru
    What?
[04:28] Fudo
    It's nothing to worry about.
[04:29] Fudo
    The same thing happened to me.
[04:32] Haru
    What?
[04:34] Fudo
    Follow this training regimen
    over the next six months,
[04:36] Fudo
    and you'll obtain a body
    of steel that will get you
[04:39] Fudo
    through just about any battle situation!
[04:39] Haru
    W-Wait a minute, Senpai!
[04:41] Haru
    What I'm actually concerned
    about is the picture—
[04:47] Fudo
    You're such a worrywart.
[04:50] Fudo
    Don't worry!
[04:51] Fudo
    The book does use pictures to explain
    the regimen's trickiest parts!
[04:55] Fudo
    And this kind of incremental
    strength training
[04:57] Fudo
    is specially designed to minimize strain.
[05:00] Fudo
    It should be easy to follow,
    even for someone as small as you.
[05:02] Fudo
    Since training that harms your
    body defeats the point, right?
[05:06] Fudo
    It's also important to do appropriate
    stretches before each lift.
[05:09] Fudo
    The graphs about that here
    should be easy to follow.
[05:12] Fudo
    That will help increase the
    flexibility of your muscles,
[05:15] Fudo
    and even promote swift
    recovery from injuries!
[05:19] Fudo
    I'm not claiming you'll
    see results overnight,
[05:21] Haru
    Now I know for certain...
[05:22] Fudo
    but anyone can get the body they want
    with sufficient application of effort.
[05:24] Haru
    Senpai does not have a girlfriend!
[05:27] Fudo
    No need to worry.
[05:29] Fudo
    When you make the call of effort,
     your muscles always answer!
[05:33] Fudo
    That should cover it.
[05:34] Fudo
    That's what you wanted to ask, right?
[05:37] Haru
    Oh, yes!
[05:38] Haru
    Thank you so much!
[05:40] Haru
    I'm sorry for doubting you, Senpai!
[05:45] Fudo
    They're calling us in!
[05:47] Haru
    Let's go, Fudo-senpai!
[05:50] Fudo
    Don't forget your book, Haru-kun!
[05:56] Culverin
    Here we go!
[05:57] Culverin
    Culverin Cannon!
[05:59] Culverin
    Culverin Cannon!
[06:07] Fudo
    That's quite enough of that, Gekko!
[06:13] Fudo
    Freezing Sentai Gelato 5 has arrived!
[06:19] Fudo
    Underestimate us on pain of fire!
[06:23] Culverin
    It's about time, Gelato 5!
[06:26] Culverin
    Today's the day I take you off the field!
[06:28] Culverin
    Get them!
[06:36] Fudo
    Let's go!
[06:36] All
    Right!
[06:38] Fudo
    All right, Desumi-san!
[06:40] Fudo
    What will we chat about to—
[06:46] Hayato
    Red!
[06:50] Fudo
    Whoops. Guess my timing's a little off today.
[06:53] Fudo
    It's okay. It happens.
[06:55] Fudo
    Let's coordinate our movements, Desumi-sa—
[07:06] Fudo
    I'll dodge your first strike, then leap back.
SIGN    Ignored
[07:10] ---
    Ignored...
[07:13] Fudo
    That hurt!
[07:17] Fudo
    Desumi-san?
[07:19] Fudo
    Desu...
[07:21] Fudo
    L-Let's move this elsewhere, Reaper Princess!
[07:24] Desumi
    No!
[07:26] Desumi
    Take this...
[07:30] Desumi
    Reaper Whirlwind!
SIGN    Reaper Whirlwind
[07:33] Fudo
    I... I've never seen this move before!
[07:51] Fudo
    Desumi-san!
[07:57] Fudo
    See? You shouldn't use moves you
    haven't practiced thoroughly.
[08:02] Fudo
    H-Hold on, Desumi-san!
[08:04] Fudo
    What happened to you?
[08:06] Fudo
    Tell me what's going on!
[08:07] Desumi
    I saw you two in the café!
[08:17] Fudo
    I-It's not like that, Desumi-san!
[08:19] Fudo
    You've got it all wrong!
[08:20] Fudo
    I was teaching Pink about bodybuilding—
[08:23] Desumi
    I know that!
[08:25] Desumi
    I know better than anybody
    that you'd never cheat on me.
[08:31] Desumi
    And yet, seeing the two of you together
[08:36] Desumi
    sparked this hideous jealousy inside me.
[08:39] Desumi
    I found myself thinking,
[08:43] Desumi
    maybe you don't belong
    with an outcast like me...
[08:45] Desumi
    But with a girly girl like her!
[08:47] Fudo
    That isn't true!
[08:49] Fudo
    You're the girliest girl I know!
[08:53] Desumi
    Am not!
[08:55] Desumi
    I never used to be the kind of person
    to worry about that sort of thing!
[09:03] Desumi
    Love has made me weak!
[09:08] Desumi
    Dating you has made me...
[09:11] Desumi
    A weak and pathetic mess of a woman!
[09:17] Fudo
    That isn't true, Desumi-san!
[09:28] Desumi
    Fudo...
[09:30] Desumi
    The person I am...
[09:33] Desumi
    Maybe I'm just not...
[09:36] Desumi
    cut out for love.
[09:57] Fudo
    I'm a pretty awkward guy.
[10:00] Fudo
    But once I make up my mind about something,
[10:01] Fudo
    I see it through to the end.
[10:05] Fudo
    I will love you, and no one else,
     for the rest of my life.
[10:13] Fudo
    Will you trust me, and join me in that?
[10:21] Desumi
    Yes, I trust you.
[10:31] Culverin
    That was rough.
[10:37] Desumi
    Why are you laughing all of a sudden?
[10:40] Fudo
    I've seen an all-new side of you.
[10:44] Fudo
    You can be surprisingly negative sometimes!
SIGN    Snap
[10:47] Desumi
    Fudo, I still haven't forgiven you
    for going on that afterschool date.
[10:52] Fudo
    W-Well, that wasn't exactly a date.
[10:55] Fudo
    It was just...
[10:58] Desumi
    Promise me you'll take me on
    an afterschool date, too.
[11:01] Desumi
    Uniforms and all.
[11:02] Desumi
    Then I'll forgive you!
[11:04] Fudo
    I will! I promise I will!
[11:15] Haru
    Excuse me.
[11:22] Haru
    It's all over, Senpai.
[11:29] Narrator
    Allow me to explain!
[11:31] Narrator
    These two are busted!
[11:35] Desumi
    Love After World Domination!
SIGN    The
    Next
     Day
[11:54] (Flashback) Fudo
    Oh, w-well...
[11:56] (Flashback) Fudo
    This is just...
[11:59] (Flashback) Haru
    Come on.
[12:00] (Flashback) Haru
    Let's head back, Senpai.
[12:03] (Flashback) Fudo
    R-Right...
[12:15] Fudo
    That's strange.
[12:17] Fudo
    She hasn't said anything.
[12:20] Fudo
    Is it possible she hasn't figured us out?
[12:24] (Flashback) Fudo
    B-By the way, Haru-kun...
[12:26] (Flashback) Fudo
    How much of our conversation did you hear?
[12:30] (Flashback) Haru
    After, "See? You shouldn't use moves
    you haven't practiced thoroughly..."
[12:33] (Flashback) Haru
    Or thereabouts.
[12:35] Fudo
    Ah.
[12:37] Fudo
    So, basically all of it.
[12:40] Fudo
    It's over.
[12:42] Fudo
    It's over.
[12:44] Fudo
    It's over.
[12:45] Fudo
    It's over.
SIGN    The End of Justice
    Reaper Princess Steamy Affair Red
[12:48] Prof
    How could you have done this, Fudo-kun?!
SIGN    The End of Justice
    Reaper Princess Steamy Affair Red
[12:52] Hayato
    Utterly unbelievable!
[12:54] Daigo
    How do you intend to atone for this?
[12:57] Misaki
    I'm so disappointed, Fudo!
[13:00] Prof
    How could you have done this, Fudo-kun?!
[13:00] Hayato
    Utterly unbelievable!
[13:00] Daigo
    How do you intend to atone for this?
[13:00] Misaki
    I'm so disappointed, Fudo!
[13:11] Fudo
    If that's the situation
    that awaits me in there...
[13:15] Fudo
    What will I do?
[13:17] Haru
    What are you doing, Senpai?
[13:26] Haru
    The meeting is about to start.
[13:28] Fudo
    R-Right.
[13:30] Prof
    Good morning, Fudo-kun, Haru-kun.
[13:33] Misaki
    Hey there!
[13:34] Prof
    Haru-kun would like to begin the
    meeting with an announcement.
[13:40] Haru
    Yes.
[13:41] Haru
    It's about me and Fudo-senpai.
[13:43] Fudo
    It's all...
[13:45] Haru
    Our end-of-term tests
    are starting this week,
[13:47] Haru
    so we'll need to leave early.
[13:48] Fudo
    ...not over!
[13:50] Misaki
    Tests? Boy, that takes me back!
[13:52] Daigo
    Take care of yourselves.
[13:55] Fudo
    Why?
[14:00] Fudo
    Why did she do it?
[14:02] Fudo
    Why...
[14:05] Fudo
    Why indeed?
[14:09] Fudo
    Why hasn't she said anything?!
[14:12] Desumi
    What in the world is going on?
[14:16] Fudo
    I don't know, either.
[14:18] Fudo
    Haru-kun has been acting
    normal for the past week,
[14:21] Fudo
    both at work and at school.
[14:24] Desumi
    What are you scheming, Pink Gelato?!
[14:27] Desumi
    I'll bet she's watching us as we speak!
[14:30] Fudo
    It's all right. That's why
    we're keeping our distance.
[14:38] Desumi
    Oh, it's just a civet.
[14:42] Desumi
    This is torture! I'm at the end of my rope!
[14:45] Desumi
    If she insists on forcing my hand...
[14:48] Desumi
    I'll have to silence her forever!
[14:50] Fudo
    H-Hang on!
[14:51] Fudo
    Hold it, Desumi-san!
[14:53] Desumi
    No need to worry. I won't fail.
[14:55] Fudo
    T-That isn't what I mean!
[14:57] Fudo
    I'm sure Haru-kun has her
    own reasons for this.
[15:00] Fudo
    Let's wait and watch a little while longer.
[15:10] Desumi
    Fudo...
[15:12] Desumi
    Would you mind buying me a drink?
[15:16] Desumi
    I'd like a vanilla mocha, with nonfat milk,
     extra whip, and almonds.
[15:21] Desumi
    Vanilla mocha, nonfat milk...
[15:23] Fudo
    Hang on a minute!
[15:24] Fudo
    Let me write it down.
[15:25] Desumi
    Vanilla mocha, nonfat milk,
    extra whip, with almonds.
[15:30] Fudo
    R-Right. On my way.
[15:33] Desumi
    Thanks.
[15:39] Desumi
    Shown yourself at last, have you?
[15:44] Desumi
    There must be a reason why you're not
    telling anybody about our relationship.
[15:50] Desumi
    Would you mind telling me what it is?
[16:00] Haru
    Fight me!
[16:03] Desumi
    Uh?
[16:04] Haru
    That's what I want!
[16:06] Haru
    You'll accept my challenge,
    won't you, Reaper Princess?!
[16:12] Haru
    No...
[16:13] Haru
    Second-year at Kokutei High School,
[16:15] Haru
    Desumi Magahara!
[16:17] Desumi
    H-How do you know about me?
[16:20] Haru
    Here I come!
[16:20] Changer
    Change, Gelato!
[16:40] Desumi
    Her fighting technique has a long way to go.
[16:43] Desumi
    That's right. She hasn't been
    on the team very long.
[16:49] Desumi
    Can we stop this now?
[16:53] Haru
    Not yet...
[16:54] Haru
    I'm not finished yet!
[16:57] Desumi
    Why is she so desperate to...
[17:13] Desumi
    I'm glad you're awake.
[17:17] Desumi
    You should probably lay
    still a while longer.
[17:21] Haru
    I lost.
[17:23] Haru
    You really are strong, Desumi-san.
[17:27] Desumi
    Please tell me. What are you after?
[17:32] Haru
    The reason I joined the team
[17:35] Haru
    was because I was in love with Fudo-senpai.
[17:40] Haru
    That's why I started to
    suspect he had a girlfriend.
[17:45] Haru
    But I never dreamed his girlfriend
    would be an enemy commander.
[17:52] Desumi
    I see.
[17:54] Desumi
    It's no wonder she hates me.
[17:57] Haru
    But she also happened to be someone I knew.
[18:03] Desumi
    Huh?
[18:05] Haru
    She was...
[18:13] Haru
    on that night, when I was attacked by thugs...
[18:19] Haru
    the one who saved me.
[18:27] (Flashback) Desumi
    Become strong.
[18:32] Haru
    The person who saved me,
    and said those words to me.
[18:43] Desumi
    That was you?!
[18:46] Haru
    I never dreamed you'd turn out
    to be the Reaper Princess, either.
[18:51] Haru
    To be honest... I thought that if falling
    in love really had made you weak,
[18:57] Haru
    then maybe I could steal him from you.
[19:01] Haru
    But...
[19:02] Haru
    But you're as strong as you ever were.
[19:05] Desumi
    W-Why?
[19:07] Desumi
    You could have destroyed our
    relationship without any of this!
[19:13] Haru
    I saw Fudo-senpai smiling in
    a way I've never seen before.
[19:23] Haru
    So I just can't do it.
[19:26] Haru
    I don't have the right to
    steal happiness from the two of you.
[19:47] Haru
    H-Hey...
[19:56] Haru
    Why?
[20:00] Haru
    Why are you crying, too?
[20:33] Fudo
    I'm sorry, Desumi-san.
[20:35] Fudo
    I couldn't find any of that vanilla almond
    thing you were talking about.
[20:40] Fudo
    Haru-kun?
[20:43] Fudo
    What the...
[20:46] Desumi
    Shh...
[20:51] Desumi
    Pink Gelato came by.
[20:57] Desumi
    She's sleeping now.
SIGN    Pale
[20:58] Fudo
    Did you silence her forever?!
[22:44] Haru
    I'm rooting for you two, okay?
[22:56] Haru
    But if you give me the chance,
    I might just take him from you!
[23:04] Haru
    So, you'd better get along!
[23:10] Desumi
    I know. We will.
[23:16] Haru
    See you!
[23:21] Civet
    I am a civet.
[23:24] Civet
    This is the preview.
[23:32] Civet
    Next Time: "Just the Way You Are."
SIGN    Episode 5 Just the Way You Are
[23:37] Desumi
    Why a civet?!