E3 - At Last, the Amusement Park

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[00:20] Prof
    Another day with no activity
    from Gekko, I see.
[00:23] Misaki
    Seriously.
[00:24] Misaki
    They've been keeping their heads
    down these past two weeks.
[00:26] Misaki
    But at least we get a little peace and quiet!
[00:30] Prof
    Wait a minute.
[00:31] Prof
    You're not allowed to stack draw cards!
[00:34] Misaki
    It's legal where I come from!
[00:35] Fudo
    Yes... peace is best.
[00:36] Prof
    No, it's cheating!
[00:38] Fudo
    No one wants to fight if they don't have to.
[00:41] Fudo
    However...
[00:43] Fudo
    If I don't fight, I won't
    be able to see Desumi-san!
SIGN    Fudo~
[00:47] Desumi
    Fudo!
SIGN    MUSCLE
SIGN    MUSCLE
SIGN    Use my weight training
    regimen to reach the top!
[00:48] Fudo
    I haven't had a proper night's sleep in weeks.
SIGN    Fudo
[00:51] Desumi
    Fudo!
[00:52] Fudo
    I'm going through serious
    Desumi-san withdrawal!
SIGN    Fudo
[00:53] Desumi
    Fudo...
[00:55] Fudo
    I have to do something about this!
[01:02] Base Announcer
    Signs of new weapon development
    in Gekko's headquarters detected.
[01:05] Base Announcer
    I repeat, signs of new weapon development
    in Gekko's headquarters detected.
[01:07] Prof
    Speak of the devil!
[01:10] Base Announcer
    The team is to infiltrate their base
[01:13] Base Announcer
    and destroy the new weapon!
[01:15] Prof
    An infiltration mission, eh?
[01:17] Prof
    This isn't going to be easy.
[01:20] Misaki
    That's way too dangerous!
[01:22] Misaki
    It's basically suicide!
[01:24] Prof
    But someone has to do it!
[01:27] Prof
    Pink and Blue are traveling.
[01:29] Prof
    Green is on paid leave.
[01:32] Prof
    It has to be either you
    or Fudo-kun, Misaki-kun!
[01:37] Prof
    And the other needs to remain here,
    just in case something happens.
[01:44] Misaki
    All right. I'll go—
[01:48] Fudo
    I'll go!
[01:49] Prof
    Fudo-kun?!
[01:50] Misaki
    Hang on! Don't you realize
    how dangerous this is?
[01:53] Fudo
    I will go!
[01:55] Fudo
    No...
[01:56] Fudo
    I must go!
[01:57] Misaki
    But...
[01:58] Prof
    Misaki-kun...
[02:00] Prof
    Try to understand him!
[02:04] Prof
    He knows... He knows what he's doing!
[02:08] Fudo
    Freezing Change!
[02:10] changer
    One!
[02:12] changer
    Change Gelato!
[02:17] Fudo
    Red Gelato, Fudo Aikawa, departing!
[02:23] Misaki
    Fudo!
[02:24] Misaki
    You'd better come back, you hear me?!
[02:32] Misaki
    He really is stupid.
[02:34] Prof
    He is a true hero!
[02:40] Fudo
    And now I'll get...
[02:44] Fudo
    to see Desumi-san!
SIGN    Episode 3 At Last, the Amusement Park
[04:22] Combatant A
    Pay respect to the Reaper Princess!
[04:26] Combatant B
    Welcome, Reaper Princess!
[04:35] Combatant B
    Dang, she's in a killer mood today.
[04:37] Combatant C
    She seems even more murderous than usual!
[04:40] Combatant D
    Bet she woke up on the wrong side of the bed!
[04:43] Desumi
    No, that's not what this is.
[04:45] Desumi
    I'm actually in agony.
[04:48] Desumi
    Because...
[04:50] Desumi
    I haven't seen Fudo in two whole weeks!
[04:53] Sign
    Desumi-san
[04:53] Fudo
    Desumi-san!
[04:54] ---
    Desumi-san... Desumi-san...
[04:57] Desumi
    Excuse me, combatants...
[04:58] Combatants
    M-Ma'am!
[05:00] Desumi
    When do you think we'll get
    to fight those heroes again?
[05:05] Combatants
    She's out for blood!
[05:08] Combatants
    We do not know! Please forgive us!
[05:10] Desumi
    Er, that's okay... I'm sorry.
[05:18] Desumi
    I had a lousy horoscope this morning, too.
SIGN    L
    E
    O
SIGN    You won't see the person
     you're waiting for.
SIGN    Lucky Item
SIGN    Pouch
[05:22] voice
    Today's worst horoscope
    goes to you, my Leo friends!
SIGN    D
    O
    O
    M
    .
    .
    .
[05:25] voice
    You won't see the person you're waiting for.
[05:27] voice
    Your lucky item is a cute little pouch!
[05:34] Desumi
    Guess it didn't do any good.
[05:36] Culverin
    Ah, Reaper Princess!
[05:40] Desumi
    Culverin Bear-sama...
[05:42] Culverin
    Behold! It's finished at last!
[05:46] Culverin
    My new weapons, the Neo Culverin Cannons!
[05:49] Culverin
    I'll use my new power
    to atomize those heroes!
[05:56] Culverin
    That's quite a dangerous
    thing you've got there, too.
[05:59] Desumi
    What?
[06:00] Desumi
    It's just a pouch—
[06:03] Culverin
    Say no more. I know exactly what it is.
[06:05] Culverin
    It holds concealed weapons!
[06:08] Desumi
    Well, actually—
[06:09] culverin
    And the pouch's design is camouflage
    to get the enemy's guard down!
[06:13] culverin
    You're a terrifying woman, start to finish!
[06:24] Desumi
    Maybe I'm just not a good fit for this stuff.
[06:34] Desumi
    Fu—
[06:35] Fudo
    Desumi-san!
[06:36] Fudo
    I've been looking everywhere.
[06:37] Fudo
    I've missed you!
[06:38] Desumi
    Fudo...
[06:40] Desumi
    I... I'm so happy to see you, too!
[06:44] Desumi
    Wait, no!
[06:44] Desumi
    What do you think you're doing?!
SIGN    Reaper Princess
     Dressing Room
SIGN    Reaper Princess
     Dressing Room
SIGN    Reaper Princess
     Dressing Room
SIGN    Reaper Princess
     Dressing Room
[06:50] Fudo
    Ah!
[06:51] Fudo
    So this is your dressing room?!
[06:53] Fudo
    It's as girly as I expected!
[06:56] Desumi
    What were you thinking, Fudo?
[06:57] Desumi
    This is extremely dangerous!
[06:59] Fudo
    I just wanted to see you that badly!
[07:02] Desumi
    Well, I... I wanted to see you, too...
[07:06] Desumi
    But this is still way too dangerous—
[07:08] Fudo
    I know, Desumi!
[07:09] Fudo
    You want to play this with me?
[07:11] Fudo
    This.
[07:13] Desumi
    Y-Yes.
[07:18] Misaki
    Professor, any word from Fudo?
[07:21] Prof
    No, nothing yet.
[07:26] Misaki
    I see...
[07:29] Prof
    For now, all we can do is have faith.
[07:33] Desumi
    There! I win!
[07:36] Desumi
    And now for your punishment!
[07:38] Desumi
    Hold out your hand!
[07:39] Fudo
    If you insist.
[07:40] Desumi
    Here I go!
[07:42] Fudo
    Your hand's so nice and warm.
[07:47] Desumi
    Don't say that! Now I can't do it!
SIGN    Oh so cute...
[07:50] Fudo
    Oh so cute...
[07:53] combatant
    I have a report!
[07:54] combatant
    Rea...per Prin...
[08:00] combatant
    ...cess. It appears there's
    an intruder in the base!
[08:03] combatant
    We need to be on high alert!
[08:05] Desumi
    I'm aware of the situation.
[08:06] Desumi
    Let's remain cautious.
[08:08] Combatant
    E-Excuse me...
[08:09] Combatant
    I felt sure I saw a man there just—
[08:12] Desumi
    Your imagination, I'm sure.
[08:14] Combatant
    Yeah, I'll bet!
[08:16] Combatant
    It's not like you'd ever be
    with a man, Reaper Princess!
[08:21] Combatant
    Farewell!
[08:23] Desumi
    S-Sorry, Fudo!
[08:25] Desumi
    Are you all right?!
[08:28] Culverin
    I'm coming in, Reaper—
[08:30] Culverin
    —Prin...cess...
[08:34] Culverin
    There's an intruder—
[08:36] Culverin
    Oh, she's not here?
[08:41] Fudo
    D-Desumi-san?
[08:43] Desumi
    Oh, no...
[08:44] Desumi
    I accidentally shut myself in with you!
[08:47] Fudo
    W-Well...
[08:49] Fudo
    It's kind of a tight fit.
[08:50] Desumi
    Stupid! Stop moving around!
[08:53] Fudo
    And there's something on my face
    that's making it hard to breathe.
[08:57] Fudo
    I really need to take it off.
[09:10] Fudo
    I got it off!
[09:44] Base Announcer
    New weapon signal lost!
[09:46] Base Announcer
    Damage to Gekko's base confirmed as well!
[09:48] Prof
    Did he do it?!
[09:49] Misaki
    Fudo, you're amazing!
[09:58] Fudo
    Sorry to just drop in on
    you like that, Desumi-san.
[10:02] Desumi
    No, I'm the one who should apologize.
[10:04] Desumi
    You came all that way to see me,
     and I was a terrible host.
[10:07] Desumi
    Oh... Fudo, there's a cut on your cheek.
[10:10] Fudo
    Hey, it's all right.
[10:14] Desumi
    Come down here a minute.
[10:21] Desumi
    That should do it!
[10:23] Fudo
    Thank you, Desumi-san.
[10:26] Fudo
    Hey, what a cute pouch!
[10:28] Fudo
    It's perfect for you!
[10:32] Fudo
    And... I wish I'd thought
    of this earlier, but...
[10:36] Fudo
    Here. It's my phone number.
[10:40] Desumi
    Now we can talk any time we want to!
[10:44] Desumi
    Hey, Fudo...
[10:47] Desumi
    Is it okay if I call you tonight?
SIGN    Bluuush
[10:50] Fudo
    Oh so cute...
SIGN    Oh so cute...
[10:52] Fudo
    Yes, of course!
SIGN    Secret Society Gekko
    Women's Dorm
[11:05] Desumi
    C-Calm down.
[11:07] Desumi
    You're okay.
[11:08] Desumi
    You're just calling to make
    sure he got home safe.
[11:13] Desumi
    A-All right!
[11:24] Fudo's Mother
    Yes? Aikawa residence!
[11:28] Fudo
    Mom, that call's for me!
[11:30] Fudo's Mother
    What are you doing here, Fudo?
[11:32] Fudo's Mother
    I told you to go out and buy milk!
[11:33] Fudo
    Just give me the phone!
[11:35] Fudo
    Sorry, Desumi-san. It's me.
SIGN    Who is it?
[11:37] Fudo's Mother
    Who is it?!
[11:40] Desumi
    Fudo...
[11:42] Desumi
    Please buy a smartphone.
[11:44] Fudo
    Yes, that might be best.
[11:49] Desumi
    Love After World Domination!
[12:02] Gekko Announcer
    Good morning.
[12:04] Gekko Announcer
    It's time for the morning meeting.
[12:06] Gekko Announcer
    All executives, please
    come to the meeting room.
[12:42] Bosslar
    Good morning, all!
[12:46] Bosslar
    I am Supreme Leader Bosslar.
SIGN    Head of Secret Society Gekko
    Supreme Leader Bosslar
[12:49] Bosslar
    I believe it's time to begin
    our regular meeting.
[12:53] Bosslar
    Your brave efforts have allowed us to
    collect a steady supply of negative energy.
[13:00] Bosslar
    Rejoice!
[13:02] Bosslar
    The birth of our monstrous culmination,
    Ultimate Phantom, is at hand!
SIGN    Allow me to explain!
[13:07] Narrator
    Allow me to explain!
[13:09] Narrator
    Secret Society Gekko,
    led by Supreme Leader Bosslar,
SIGN    Negative
SIGN    Negative Energy
[13:13] Narrator
    uses the negative emotions
    of humans as a power source,
[13:17] Narrator
    to create new monsters,
SIGN    Ultimate Phantom
[13:19] Narrator
    and further its goal of world domination!
[13:24] Bosslar
    In the interest of collecting the
    remaining negative energy needed,
[13:27] Bosslar
    I will now take suggestions
    regarding our next target.
SIGN    Beast Princess
[13:32] Bosslar
    Yes, Beast Princess?
[13:34] beast
    Who the hell cares what our target is?
SIGN    Beast Princess
SIGN    Gekko Princess Series
    Beast Princess
[13:36] beast
    Just let us fight already!
[13:37] Bosslar
    But the selection of the target
    is the purpose of this meeting.
[13:40] Steel
    You're as boorish as ever.
SIGN    Steel Princess
[13:44] Bosslar
    Yes, Steel Princess?
SIGN    Gekko Princess Series
    Steel Princess
[13:47] steel
    I require more time to consider the matter.
[13:50] Bosslar
    You didn't need to press the button for that!
SIGN    Heat Princess
[13:53] Bosslar
    Yes, Heat Princess.
SIGN    Gekko Princess Series
     Heat Princess
[13:59] Bosslar
    Say something already!
[14:00] Bosslar
    This is ridiculous.
[14:01] Bosslar
    Doesn't anyone have a real suggestion?!
[14:04] Bosslar
    Excellent! Reaper Princess!
[14:07] Desumi
    A view of the city lights.
SIGN    Reaper Princess
[14:08] Bosslar
    That's far too abstract.
[14:10] Bosslar
    Next—
[14:13] Desumi
    An aquarium.
[14:14] Bosslar
    It's difficult to fight indoors.
[14:17] Desumi
    An amusement park!
[14:18] Bosslar
    What's with you and date destinations?!
[14:21] Desumi
    Disappointment...
SIGN    Disappointment...
[14:23] Culverin
    Wait a moment, Bosslar-sama!
[14:25] Culverin
    An amusement park would be filled
    with helpless, unsuspecting humans!
[14:29] Steel
    And we could have our fill, you mean?
[14:32] Beast
    That's a nasty little brain
    you've got, Reaper Princess.
[14:38] Bosslar
    Very well.
[14:39] Bosslar
    Our next target shall
    be... the amusement park!
[14:52] [Messenger] Sign
    Smartphones for Dummies!
SIGN    Learn it all in just 10 minutes!
[14:55] [Messenger] Sign
    Smartphones for Dummies!
SIGN    Learn it all in just 10 minutes!
SIGN    You have a new message
[15:04] Fudo
    I'm still not used to that sound.
SIGN    Desumi-san
SIGN    Big Gelato
[15:08] Fudo
    It's from Desumi-san!
SIGN    Fudo! Rejoice!
     Gekko's next target is that theme park
     we've been wanting to go to, Yomiuriland!
[15:13] Fudo
    Wh-What?!
[15:18] (Flashback) Desumi
    I don't mind meeting up in old factories
     and quarries and places like that...
[15:21] (Flashback) Desumi
    But I wish we could go to a proper
    couples' spot once in a while.
[15:24] (Flashback) Fudo
    I agree. Like an aquarium!
[15:26] (Flashback) Desumi
    Or a place with a view of the city lights!
[15:29] (Flashback) Desumi
    A theme park would be awesome, too!
[15:32] (Flashback) Fudo
    Of course, that's all a distant dream.
[15:38] Fudo
    I can't believe that dream of a few
    days ago is coming true for us already!
SIGN    The attack will be Sunday, three days from now
SIGN    Can't wait!
[15:47] Fudo
    Desumi-san leaks her organization's
    deepest-held secrets so casually.
[15:51] Fudo
    That sweet little scatterbrain...
SIGN    squee
[15:55] Fudo
    Okay, I'd better reply!
[15:58] Fudo
    What? "Swipe"?!
[16:00] Prof
    Look at him fret!
[16:02] Misaki
    What in the world is he doing?
[16:05] Prof
    He apparently got his first
    smartphone yesterday.
[16:08] Misaki
    Fudo got a smartphone?!
[16:10] Misaki
    That bodybuilding gremlin got a smartphone?!
[16:12] Misaki
    Impossible!
[16:14] Fudo
    Hey, Suri!
[16:16] Fudo
    Um... I... I'll come to the... like
    to come to... theme thark... Thunday.
[16:23] Fudo
    W-Weather?! Tell me... t-tell
    weather. To me, please.
[16:27] Suri
    I didn't catch that.
[16:30] Misaki
    Something's going down here!
[16:32] Misaki
    Fudo! Did you think you could hide from
    the mistress of meddling, Misaki?!
[16:40] Misaki
    I can't wait until Sunday!
SIGN    S
    U
    N
    D
    A
    Y
[16:49] Misaki
    All right! Disguise complete!
[16:52] Misaki
    Now, let's get to the bottom
    of our little Fudo's secret!
[16:52] Sign
    m -55 11 l -52 58 49 56 49 11
SIGN    Good Mesh Cap
    &
    Good Towel
[16:55] Haru
    We really shouldn't stalk
    him like this, Misaki-san.
[16:59] Haru
    I really don't think he's hiding anything.
[17:02] Misaki
    If that's the way you feel,
     why'd you tag along?
[17:06] Haru
    I j-just want to stop you
    from doing anything reckless!
[17:11] Kids
    Awesome! It's Red!
[17:12] Kids
    So cool!
[17:13] KidA
    It's really him!
[17:14] KidB
    What're you doing?
[17:15] Fudo
    Patrolling.
[17:16] KidC
    Are you fighting Gekko?
[17:18] Fudo
    I don't know yet.
[17:19] Fudo
    But if anything happens,
    get to that shelter over there.
[17:21] Fudo
    Just remain calm, and do not panic.
[17:23] Kids
    Okay!
[17:24] Haru
    See? Look at that!
[17:26] Haru
    He's patrolling, just like he always does!
[17:29] Haru
    He's devoted to world peace,
    just like I thought!
[17:33] Misaki
    Well, we'll see.
[17:34] Misaki
    I mean, he's still a guy.
[17:37] Haru
    Darn it!
[17:38] Culverin
    How?!
[17:40] Culverin
    How are there heroes here now?
[17:42] Culverin
    Not just Red, but Pink and Yellow...
[17:45] Culverin
    Did they know we'd be here somehow?
[17:48] Desumi
    They don't leave us a choice.
[17:49] Culverin
    Indeed. We'll have to retreat
    for now and regroup—
[17:52] Desumi
    If they know we're here,
    we'll just have to fight!
[17:55] Culverin
    They don't know we're here yet, stupid!
[17:59] Fudo
    There you are, Desu—
[18:01] Fudo
    I mean, Reaper Princess!
[18:02] Desumi
    You really kept me waiting, Fudo—
[18:04] Desumi
    I mean, Red!
[18:05] Fudo
    Freezing Change!
[18:07] Changer
    One!
[18:09] Changer
    Change Gelato!
[18:14] Fudo
    The aroma of strawberry,
    the flavor of justice!
[18:18] Fudo
    Red Gelato!
[18:21] Kids
    Awesome!
[18:23] Fudo
    Now, everyone! Get to safety!
SIGN    smack
[18:27] Culverin
    I see you tracked us down, Gelato 5!
[18:31] Misaki
    Did he really just come here
    because he knew they'd attack?
[18:34] Haru
    Well, didn't I tell you?
[18:36] Haru
    Fudo-senpai isn't hiding anything!
[18:40] Misaki
    I guess you're right.
[18:42] Misaki
    Freezing Change!
[18:44] Changer
    Three!
[18:45] Changer
    Four!
[18:46] Yellow
    Yellow Gelato!
[18:49] Pink
    Pink Gelato!
[18:52] Pink
    Let's call for help from Blue and Green!
[18:54] Yellow
    Roger!
[18:58] Pink
    Senpai!
[18:59] Pink
    We came to back you up!
[19:01] Fudo
    No! Stay back!
[19:03] Pink
    Don't worry about me!
[19:05] Pink
    I'm a hero, too!
[19:12] Yellow
    You were totally right, Haru!
[19:15] Yellow
    Fudo's the guy he's always been!
[19:17] Pink
    Right!
[19:18] Yellow
    So honest and straightforward.
[19:21] Yellow
    Forthright and earnest in everything he does!
[19:24] Yellow
    That's our leader!
SIGN    Here...
[19:26] Fudo
    Here.
SIGN    Sounds great...
[19:27] Desumi
    Sounds great!
SIGN    Hero Training Center
[19:31] pink
    Wh-What is it?
[19:32] Yellow
    You're certainly talkative
    when the subject is Fudo!
[19:36] Pink
    H-Hey! I am not!
[20:01] Desumi
    I didn't think rides would
    give you motion sickness.
[20:05] Fudo
    I didn't know either, until today.
[20:09] Fudo
    There's not even that
    much motion. I'm pathetic.
[20:13] Fudo
    D-Don't rock the car!
[20:16] Fudo
    Desumi-san?
[20:19] Desumi
    I was just thinking... getting to know
    these hidden sides of each other...
[20:24] Desumi
    It's kind of nice, Fudo.
[20:28] Fudo
    Desumi-san...
[20:37] Desumi
    Feeling a little better now?
[20:41] Fudo
    Yes.
[20:56] Fudo
    How mysterious.
[20:58] Fudo
    I was so uncomfortable
    on this ride until now...
[21:02] Fudo
    But now, I hope I never
    touch the ground again.
[21:10] Desumi
    Look, Fudo! It seems the battle's over.
[21:13] Fudo
    You're right.
[21:14] Fudo
    We'd better get back.
[21:19] Desumi
    I think we might've crossed a line today.
[21:22] Fudo
    The theme park is a fearsome place.
SIGN    Come feel the thrill with us again!
[22:58] Misaki
    So much shopping!
[23:00] Misaki
    I'm so glad the guys are here
    to help me carry everything.
[23:05] Haru
    You bought way too much.
[23:15] Haru
    Fudo-senpai?
[23:20] Fudo's mother
    Hello? Haruta-san?
[23:21] Fudo's mother
    Listen to this!
[23:23] Fudo's mother
    My boy bought me a dinosaur keychain
    from an amusement park he went to!
[23:27] Fudo's mother
    Honestly, that boy!
[23:28] Fudo's mother
    He never seems to grow up.
[23:30] Fudo's mother
    Now, on to the main topic!
[23:32] Fudo's mother
    He says episode 4 will be called
    "Could You Please Tell Me Why?"
SIGN    Episode 4 Could You Please Tell Me Why?
[23:37] Desumi
    Who's "Haruta-san"?