E1 - I Love You!

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[00:09] desumi
    Hey... Fudo.
[00:11] fudo
    Yeah?
[00:12] desumi
    Do you think... maybe...
[00:14] fudo
    Hey, look at that!
[00:16] desumi
    I b-baked the cookies this morning.
[00:20] desumi
    I don't know if you'll like them, but...
[00:30] fudo
    They're shockingly delicious!
[00:32] desumi
    Really?
[00:34] desumi
    I'm so glad.
[00:43] desumi
    Fudo? What's the matter?
[00:46] fudo
    Just...
[00:48] fudo
    On a day with the perfect date weather,
[00:50] fudo
    eating sweet things made by
    the person I love the most...
[00:54] fudo
    Desumi-san...
[00:56] fudo
    I'm the luckiest man in the universe.
[00:59] desumi
    You just love to exaggerate.
[01:54] desumi
    Ah, Desumi-san...
[01:56] desumi
    You are beautiful.
[01:58] desumi
    I could look at you for hours.
[02:00] desumi
    Stare...
[02:03] desumi
    C'mon, don't stare!
[02:06] desumi
    You're not even blinking!
[02:08] desumi
    But don't get the wrong idea!
[02:10] desumi
    It's not that I don't like it.
[02:14] desumi
    I'm just not... used to it.
[02:18] fudo
    Oh so cute...
SIGN    Oh so cute...
[02:20] fudo
    Desumi-san...
[02:22] fudo
    I have a serious favor to ask you.
[02:24] desumi
    A favor?
[02:31] fudo
    According to the specialist
    texts I consulted on the topic,
[02:33] fudo
    couples are supposed to hold hands.
[02:37] fudo
    Do you think we could try it?
[02:40] desumi
    H-Hold hands? Us?
[02:57] desumi
    I can't do it!
[02:58] desumi
    It's just too soon for us!
[03:00] fudo
    Desumi-san!
[03:01] desumi
    I said I can't do it!
[03:02] fudo
    But...
[03:03] desumi
    T-Think about it, Fudo!
[03:05] desumi
    This is only our third-ever date!
[03:08] desumi
    It's premature!
[03:09] fudo
    Statistics suggest that hand-holding tends
    to happen on the second or third date!
[03:13] desumi
    The average couple is incredible!
[03:45] blue
    You okay up here, Red?!
SIGN    Allow me to explain!
[03:50] narrator
    Allow me to explain!
SIGN    Freezing Sentai Gelato 5
[03:52] narrator
    Freezing Sentai Gelato
    5's leader, Red Gelato,
SIGN    Aikawa
SIGN    Fudo
[03:57] narrator
    a.k.a. Fudo Aikawa...
SIGN    Secret Society Gekko
[03:59] narrator
    and leader of combatants
    for Secret Society Gekko,
[04:03] narrator
    the Reaper Princess, a.k.a. Desumi Magahara...
SIGN    Desumi Magahara
[04:07] narrator
    have climbed the insurmountable wall
    that stands between their organizations
[04:11] narrator
    to engage in a taboo relationship!
SIGN    Episode 1 I Love You!
[05:48] blue
    What an intense battle!
[05:50] blue
    I don't think there's
    anything I can do to help.
[05:52] blue
    I'm leaving this to you, Red!
[05:59] fudo
    Desumi-san...
[06:00] fudo
    We're holding hands right now.
[06:07] desumi
    Y-You mean... we did it?
[06:10] fudo
    We did!
[06:12] desumi
    Isn't it wonderful, Fudo?
[06:18] desumi
    And doing it with interlocked
    fingers like we did
[06:21] desumi
    is apparently a very advanced act!
[06:25] desumi
    It's a day worth remembering—
    the first time we held hands.
[06:29] fudo
    Desumi-san...
[06:31] fudo
    My first-ever girlfriend.
SIGN    1 Week
     Earlier
[06:34] fudo
    I'm so glad I worked up my courage that day!
SIGN    Hero Sentai
    Gelato 5 Headquarters
SIGN    Red Gelato
    Fudo Aikawa
[06:51] (Flashback) haru
    Good morning, Fudo-senpai!
[06:54] (Flashback) fudo
    Hey. Morning, Haru-kun.
SIGN    Pink Gelato
    Haru Arisugawa
[06:56] (Flashback) haru
    You can use this, if you like.
[06:58] (Flashback) fudo
    Thanks, I appreciate it.
[07:00] (Flashback) haru
    It's nothing, really.
[07:01] (Flashback) haru
    But I guess it's almost time
    for the meeting, right?
[07:03] (Flashback) haru
    Want to walk there together?
SIGN    Refreshing! Goes down easy!
SIGN    For building ideal muscles
    
    Protein 98.5%
SIGN    The Rich Flavor
    
    100% Real Milk
SIGN    Delicious Milk
[07:05] (Flashback) fudo
    Sure thing.
[07:07] (Flashback) hayato
    C'mon, don't be shy!
[07:09] (Flashback) hayato
    A date with me is all
    the excitement you need!
[07:12] female staffer
    Actually... I'm rather busy...
[07:13] (Flashback) haru
    Hayato-san's at it again.
SIGN    Blue Gelato
    Hayato Ojino
[07:16] (Flashback) hayato
    Where should we go?
[07:17] (Flashback) hayato
    Karaoke? A club?
[07:19] female staffer
    Excuse me, I have to...
[07:19] (Flashback) hayato
    Just don't fall in love too fast
    when you see me on the dance floor!
[07:22] (Flashback) hayato
    Just leave it all to me.
[07:23] female staffer
    Hey!
[07:24] (Flashback) hayato
    Providing a cool escort for
    an adorable little kitten
[07:27] (Flashback) hayato
    is my form of justi—
[07:31] (Flashback) hayato
    She knows she wants me.
[07:37] misaki
    Look at you, right on time!
SIGN    Yellow Gelato
    Misaki Jinguji
SIGN    Green Gelato
    Daigo Todoroki
[07:40] (Flashback) daigo
    It seems we're all here.
[07:43] (Flashback) fudo
    All right!
[07:52] professor
    Good morning, Gelato 5!
SIGN    Gelato 5 Commander
    Professor Big Gelato
[07:55] (Flashback) fudo
    Good morning, sir!
[07:57] (Flashback) misaki
    Morning!
[07:58] (Flashback) hayato
    Mornin'!
[07:59] (Flashback) haru
    Good morning!
[08:01] (Flashback) daigo
    Professor, the package you requested.
[08:03] (Flashback) professor
    It's appreciated as always, Daigo-kun.
[08:07] (Flashback) professor
    What a fine smell!
[08:10] (Flashback) misaki
    Croissants!
[08:11] (Flashback) misaki
    Hey, can I have some too?
[08:13] (Flashback) professor
    Of course you can!
[08:15] (Flashback) professor
    Feel free to help yourselves while I talk!
[08:22] (Flashback) fudo
    Reaper Princess...
[08:25] (Flashback) professor
    A powerful Gekko combatant who began
    appearing roughly six months ago.
[08:31] (Flashback) professor
    As you all know, Gekko is a secret
    society plotting world domination.
[08:36] (Flashback) professor
    But the appearance of the Reaper Princess has
    made them more formidable than ever.
[08:41] (Flashback) professor
    I want you all to engage her with caution!
[08:47] base announcer
    Secret Society Gekko appearance detected.
[08:50] base announcer
    Gelato 5, move out at once.
[08:54] (Flashback) professor
    Gelato 5, move out!
[09:00] (Flashback) man
    Help!
SIGN    Princess Series
    Reaper Princess
SIGN    Gekko Monster
    Culverin Bear
SIGN    Moonlight
     Soldiers
[09:09] culverin
    Cower in fear, pathetic humans!
[09:13] (Flashback) boy A
    It's Gekko!
[09:14] (Flashback) boy B
    Man, Culverin Bear is huge!
[09:17] (Flashback) fudo
    That's enough of that!
[09:19] (Flashback) culverin
    There you are!
[09:21] (Flashback) boys
    They're here!
[09:29] (Flashback) gelato 5
    Freezing Change!
[09:32] changer
    Five!
[09:33] changer
    Four!
[09:35] changer
    Three!
[09:36] changer
    Two!
[09:38] changer
    One!
[09:39] changer
    Change Gelato!
[09:56] (Flashback) red
    The aroma of strawberry,
    the flavor of justice!
[09:59] (Flashback) red
    Red Gelato!
[10:02] (Flashback) blue
    The aroma of soda, the flavor of courage!
[10:06] (Flashback) blue
    Blue Gelato!
[10:08] (Flashback) yellow
    The aroma of lemon, the flavor of life!
[10:12] (Flashback) yellow
    Yellow Gelato!
[10:15] (Flashback) pink
    The aroma of peach, the flavor of love!
[10:18] (Flashback) pink
    Pink Gelato!
[10:21] (Flashback) green
    The aroma of pistachio, the flavor of peace!
[10:25] (Flashback) green
    Green Gelato!
[10:28] (Flashback) gelato 5
    Together, we are...
[10:29] (Flashback) gelato 5
    Freezing Sentai Gelato 5!
[10:35] (Flashback) red
    Underestimate us on pain of fire!
[10:37] (Flashback) culverin
    We'll have our revenge at last!
[10:40] (Flashback) culverin
    Get them!
[10:46] (Flashback) red
    Sweet Berry Impact!
[10:53] (Flashback) yellow
    Megaton Lemon Crush!
[11:01] (Flashback) pink
    Sky Peach Rain!
[11:09] (Flashback) green
    Vacuum Pistachio Strike!
[11:18] (Flashback) blue
    Twin Soda Slash!
[11:22] (Flashback) boys
    Heroes rock!
[11:26] (Flashback) culverin
    Impressive as ever, Gelato 5!
[11:29] (Flashback) culverin
    But the rest won't be so easy!
[11:55] (Flashback) red
    The rest of you, handle Culverin Bear!
[11:57] (Flashback) red
    I'll take the Reaper Princess!
[12:00] (Flashback) red
    Let's go!
[12:01] (Flashback) others
    Right!
[12:39] (Flashback) culverin
    Retreat!
[12:40] (Flashback) culverin
    Let's call it off for now!
[12:43] (Flashback) culverin
    B-But I'll get you next time!
[12:48] (Flashback) reaper
    I've never met someone who
    could keep up with me before.
[12:55] (Flashback) reaper
    Perhaps this is what they call destiny.
[12:59] (Flashback) reaper
    We'll meet again... Red Gelato.
[13:14] (Flashback) professor
    Lick, lick...
[13:15] professor
    Fighting in the morning,
    training in the afternoon?
[13:19] professor
    He's a role model for all heroes
    with a work ethic like that.
[13:51] (Flashback) professor
    What's going on in your life, boy?
[13:55] (Flashback) professor
    Don't you do anything but bodybuilding?
[14:00] (Flashback) fudo
    There's something on my mind.
[14:03] (Flashback) professor
    Oh?
[14:04] professor
    Knowing Fudo-kun,
[14:06] professor
    he's probably mulling over issues of world
    peace, or perhaps the nature of justice.
[14:10] (Flashback) fudo
    I was thinking about the woman I love.
[14:13] professor
    What?!
[14:15] (Flashback) professor
    F-Fudo-kun!
[14:17] (Flashback) professor
    Y-You've developed a crush?!
[14:20] (Flashback) fudo
    It was love at first sight.
[14:22] (Flashback) fudo
    I've never been in love before now!
[14:24] (Flashback) professor
    H-Have you told her how you feel?
[14:27] (Flashback) fudo
    Of course not.
[14:28] (Flashback) fudo
    I'm a hero.
[14:30] (Flashback) fudo
    She and I live in two different wo—
[14:33] (Flashback) professor
    Fool!
[14:35] (Flashback) fudo
    P-Professor?
[14:36] (Flashback) professor
    What's there to say a
    hero can't fall in love?
[14:39] (Flashback) professor
    You're as human as the rest of us!
[14:41] (Flashback) professor
    You must tell her how you feel at once!
[14:43] (Flashback) fudo
    But...
[14:44] (Flashback) professor
    That's an order!
[14:46] (Flashback) fudo
    Are you sure, Professor?!
[14:49] (Flashback) professor
    Love will bring you to the
    next stage of your life!
[14:52] (Flashback) professor
    I'll take responsibility
    for whatever happens!
[14:56] (Flashback) fudo
    Very well, sir!
[14:58] (Flashback) fudo
    I'm off!
[15:01] professor
    I always thought his single-minded
    focus on bodybuilding was sad,
[15:05] professor
    but it's good to see he's
    a red-blooded young man!
[15:08] professor
    But what kind of woman could it
    be, who's stolen Fudo-kun's heart?
[15:14] professor
    Could it be a nurse, perhaps?
[15:16] professor
    I've a fondness for nurses myself!
[15:29] (Flashback) desumi
    I was surprised by your invitation
    to this little tête-à-tête, Red.
[15:35] (Flashback) desumi
    But you don't have to explain...
[15:39] (Flashback) desumi
    You want to pick up where we left off, right?
[15:41] (Flashback) desumi
    I was hoping to settle things myself!
[15:54] (Flashback) desumi
    What is it?
[16:03] (Flashback) fudo
    I love you!
[16:04] (Flashback) desumi
    Wha?
SIGN    Clink...
[16:08] desumi
    Love After World Domination!
[16:13] (Flashback) fudo
    I love you!
[16:14] (Flashback) fudo
    I love you!
[16:15] (Flashback) fudo
    I love you!
[16:17] (Flashback) fudo
    I love you!
[16:19] (Flashback) fudo
    From the moment we first met...
[16:22] (Flashback) fudo
    I've loved you!
[16:26] (Flashback) fudo
    I just wanted to tell you—
[16:27] (Flashback) desumi
    Now hang on a second!
[16:29] (Flashback) desumi
    Are you nuts?
[16:29] (Flashback) desumi
    We're mortal enemies, remember?!
[16:31] (Flashback) fudo
    I'm perfectly sane!
[16:32] (Flashback) desumi
    Did you hit your head somewhere?
[16:33] (Flashback) fudo
    Don't worry.
[16:34] (Flashback) fudo
    I got Professor Big Gelato's permission.
[16:36] (Flashback) desumi
    Exactly, there's no way he'd permit—
[16:39] (Flashback) desumi
    What?!
[16:41] (Flashback) desumi
    Of course... I see your game now.
[16:46] (Flashback) desumi
    You know I've had no experience with such
    things... and you're teasing me about it.
[16:51] (Flashback) desumi
    How humiliating!
[16:53] fudo
    Squee...
SIGN    squee
[16:54] (Flashback) desumi
    Using that as a pretext
    to throw me off my game...
[16:59] (Flashback) desumi
    I'm disappointed in you, Red!
[17:01] (Flashback) fudo
    No, I swear—
[17:04] (Flashback) desumi
    You'll pay for this, fiend!
[17:06] (Flashback) fudo
    It's not like that, Desumi-san!
[17:08] (Flashback) desumi
    I haven't given you
    permission to use my name!
[17:11] (Flashback) desumi
    No man could possibly ever love me!
[17:17] (Flashback) desumi
    I'm the kind of woman...
[17:19] (Flashback) desumi
    whose comrades spread rumors that
    my favorite food is raw bear meat!
[17:24] (Flashback) fudo
    It's not! Your favorite foods
    are pancakes and pasta!
[17:27] (Flashback) desumi
    How would you know that, creep?!
[17:32] (Flashback) desumi
    They also say that I drink
    the blood of wild boars!
[17:34] (Flashback) fudo
    No! You mainly drink green smoothies!
[17:37] (Flashback) desumi
    They say I wander the streets at
    night seeking strong men to beat up!
[17:41] (Flashback) fudo
    At night, you do Pilates!
[17:42] (Flashback) desumi
    That I'm an alien killing machine!
[17:54] (Flashback) fudo
    You were born...
[17:56] (Flashback) fudo
    in Hakata!
[17:58] (Flashback) desumi
    How did you know all that?!
SIGN    Desumi Magahara
[18:00] sign
    m 355 179 l 357 234 460 233 469 202 458 182
SIGN    1 like
    I made mentaiko pasta
    #homecooking
    #wishIwasbetteratit
SIGN    
    Comments
[18:01] (Flashback) fudo
    I looked through all your
    social media accounts.
SIGN    Hello there, it looks delicious
[18:05] (Flashback) fudo
    And those replies from "Proteinman"...
    They're from me.
SIGN    Hello there, it looks delicious
[18:10] (Flashback) fudo
    You're no killing machine.
[18:13] (Flashback) fudo
    You always do your nails up in a cute way,
[18:15] (Flashback) fudo
    you love your fancy accessories,
[18:17] (Flashback) fudo
    and you change up your perfume
    based on how you feel that day.
[18:20] (Flashback) fudo
    You're as real as a girl can be.
[18:23] (Flashback) desumi
    Real girls don't wield flails.
[18:26] (Flashback) fudo
    Don't worry. I'll catch it.
[18:28] (Flashback) desumi
    B-But we're enemies!
[18:31] (Flashback) fudo
    I think we can work it out!
[18:33] (Flashback) desumi
    But...
[18:36] (Flashback) fudo
    Would you please be my girlfriend?
[18:39] (Flashback) desumi
    I-It's not possible—
[18:41] (Flashback) fudo
    Desumi-san, I mean this!
[18:58] (Flashback) desumi
    Fine.
[19:05] (Flashback) desumi
    I... I'm looking forward to it.
[19:12] (Flashback) desumi
    B-But just so you know, I don't know
    anything about the mechanics of dating!
[19:16] (Flashback) fudo
    Don't worry. I don't know, either!
SIGN    And now...
[19:23] desumi
    By the way, Fudo.
[19:25] desumi
    When I headed out this morning,
    my cat did the funniest—
[19:27] fudo
    H-Hang on a minute.
[19:29] fudo
    You have a cat, Desumi-san?
[19:31] desumi
    Oh? You didn't know?
[19:34] desumi
    The great Fudo didn't even know I have a cat!
[19:38] fudo
    There's still so much I don't know.
[19:41] desumi
    I'll take pity on you,
[19:42] desumi
    and give you a special little peek!
[19:46] desumi
    Her name's Hellko!
[19:47] desumi
    Well? Isn't she a sweetie?
[19:51] fudo
    Desumi-san caught herself in the shot!
[19:53] fudo
    And it looks like she
    just got out of the bath!
[19:56] fudo
    Can a man truly feel this much happiness?
[20:00] desumi
    Well, I know Hellko's pretty cute,
[20:03] desumi
    but you really do love to exaggerate!
[20:05] fudo
    It's hardly an exaggeration.
[20:07] fudo
    Just being with you really
    makes me that happy.
[20:11] desumi
    I feel the same way.
[20:15] desumi
    But don't forget, Fudo.
[20:18] desumi
    We can't let anybody know about us.
SIGN    Failure of Justice
     Daily Hero (Extra)
    Reaper Princess Steamy Love Red
    Photos of their tryst in the middle of work!
    No denial of the reports of their affair
SIGN    It's true!
    A Hero Dethroned!
    An unprecedented scandal
    Hero
    Secret Society
[20:23] desumi
    If this comes out, we won't
    be able to stay together.
[20:26] desumi
    It might even become national news!
[20:30] fudo
    I know that.
[20:32] fudo
    I'm not much of a secretive person,
[20:34] fudo
    but I will keep this secret!
[20:36] desumi
    Good.
[20:38] desumi
    But some day...
[20:40] desumi
    I hope the world becomes a place where
    we can see each other, heads held high!
[20:44] desumi
    Right, Fudo?
[20:48] fudo
    Desumi-san!
[20:50] fudo
    I love you!
[20:52] yellow
    Red, we're done—
SIGN    snap
SIGN    Rumba of the Reaper
[20:57] desumi
    Rumba of the Reaper!
[21:05] yellow
    Hey!
[21:05] yellow
    R-Red, hang in there!
[21:08] fudo
    I-Impressive indeed, Reaper Princess!
[21:13] fudo
    I'll see that you pay for this...
[21:16] fudo
    Let us meet again... soon.
[21:19] desumi
    V-Very well!
[21:21] desumi
    I'll be ready and waiting!
[21:22] desumi
    Farewell, Fudo... Red!
[21:25] desumi
    I'll meet you, whenever you dare!
[21:28] desumi
    Perhaps the day after tomorrow?
[21:32] yellow
    You okay?
[21:34] fudo
    Yeah, I'm fine.
SIGN    Allow me to explain!
[21:36] narrator
    Allow me to explain!
[21:38] narrator
    This is the story of a hero of justice
[21:42] narrator
    and a secret society's combatant
[21:44] narrator
    beginning their journey down
    the road of forbidden love!
SIGN    Preview
[23:20] professor
    Training again? A true inspiration!
[23:23] professor
    By the way, Fudo-kun...
[23:24] professor
    Speaking as the one who
    pushed you to go for it,
[23:27] professor
    I was wondering... How'd the confession go?
[23:30] professor
    Oh? Maybe he's not listening?
[23:32] professor
    Fudo-kun?!
[23:34] fudo
    Next time on Love After World Domination:
SIGN    Episode 2 The Truth About Dating
[23:37] fudo
    Episode 2: "The Truth About Dating"!