E5 - Just the Way You Are

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SIGN    Episode 5 Just the Way You Are
[01:37] Bosslar
    My minions.
[01:40] Bosslar
    Have you steeled yourselves?
[01:52] Bosslar
    Then I shall now present the
    Princess Series monthly reports!
[01:59] Bosslar
    You have been evaluated on combat outcomes,
     negative energy accumulation,
[02:02] Bosslar
    drive, enthusiasm, et cetera.
[02:05] Bosslar
    First on the overall leaderboard is...
[02:09] Bosslar
    Bear's team once again in a landslide!
SIGN    Reaper Princess
SIGN    Beast Princess
[02:13] Bosslar
    Their streak of breakaway leads over
    the second-place finisher continues!
[02:18] Bosslar
    Reaper Princess is also very
    aggressive in suggesting plans,
[02:21] Bosslar
    and she has a perfect
    combat attendance record.
[02:24] Bosslar
    Truly, she is a role model for evil!
[02:27] Bosslar
    Beating Red half to death the other
    day also earned her big points.
[02:32] Bosslar
    You could all learn a thing or two from her!
[02:35] Steel
    Reaper-san is very impressive.
[02:38] Beast
    Grr...
[02:40] Combatant A
    Could we have a word about
    your first-place ranking?
[02:43] Desumi
    I'm very pleased.
[02:45] Combatant A
    And to celebrate your achievement,
    you receive a Super Bosslar-kun Doll!
[02:53] Beast
    This ain't gonna stand!
[02:55] Beast
    You think you can outshine me
    every single damned time...
[02:57] Beast
    Let's settle this, Reaper Princess! You and me!
[03:00] Desumi
    Please calm down.
[03:01] Desumi
    You can have this, if you want.
[03:03] Beast
    I don't want the damned thing!
SIGN    thonk
SIGN    Cafeteria
[03:26] Gekko Cook
    Here you are! One pasta set!
[03:29] Beast
    Stupid Reaper.
[03:31] Beast
    I'll show her soon enough.
[03:33] Beast
    Next time, I'm gonna be number one!
[03:36] Steel
    I suppose we'll see.
[03:38] Beast
    Shut your hole, last-placer!
[03:40] Beast
    And what's that crap you're eatin'?
[03:42] Steel
    Pickled sea cucumber.
[03:43] Beast
    What the hell is wrong with you?
[03:46] Desumi
    Beast Princess...
[03:48] Desumi
    She appears to have some
    kind of grudge against me.
[03:50] Desumi
    She hates losing, and suffers
    from violent mood swings.
[03:54] Desumi
    Steel Princess.
[03:55] Desumi
    She seems to exist in her own little world.
[03:58] Desumi
    She's uncompetitive,
    and she's hard to get a handle on.
[04:01] Steel
    Would you like a bite?
[04:03] Beast
    Hell no!
[04:04] Desumi
    They're a fun little duo.
[04:06] Steel
    Would you hear me out, Beast-san?
[04:08] Steel
    I have something on my mind.
[04:13] Steel
    The truth is...
[04:14] Steel
    I've fallen in love with someone.
[04:17] Beast
    Like I give a damn.
[04:19] Beast
    Don't come to me with crap like that.
[04:21] Desumi
    You can tell me all about it!
[04:23] Beast
    Butt out, Reaper!
[04:24] Desumi
    You're in love? That's fabulous, Steel!
[04:28] Steel
    Reaper-san, are you interested
    in people's love lives?
[04:31] Beast
    D-Didn't think you were the type...
[04:34] Desumi
    So? What kind of person are they?
[04:37] Steel
    Terribly wild, yet very understanding.
SIGN    Mmm
[04:41] Beast
    No one wants to see a Reaper
    make that stupid, goofy expression!
[04:45] Steel
    But this person is technically a co-worker.
[04:49] Beast
    Hang on, you kiddin' me?
[04:50] Beast
    Workplace romances are off-limits.
[04:53] Beast
    Give it up already.
[04:56] Steel
    I know that my feelings are wrong.
[04:59] Steel
    Yet... I cannot stop myself.
[05:02] Beast
    Followin' the rules comes first.
[05:04] Beast
    Tell her, Reaper.
[05:06] Desumi
    I understand.
[05:08] Desumi
    I completely understand how you feel, Steel!
SIGN    squee
SIGN    squee
[05:11] Beast
    Hey!
[05:12] Desumi
    Who cares if it's against the rules?
[05:13] Desumi
    I'll do everything I can to support you!
[05:15] Beast
    What's got you so enthusiastic?
[05:18] Steel
    Thank you, Reaper-san!
[05:19] Beast
    I said you can't do it!
[05:21] Desumi
    Okay, Steel. What do you want to do next?
[05:24] Beast
    It's like they don't even hear me!
[05:28] Steel
    I'd like to tell this person how I feel.
[05:32] Desumi
    Yeah, that sounds right!
[05:34] Desumi
    You can't get anywhere until they know!
[05:39] Desumi
    What's wrong?
[05:46] Desumi
    I'm absent-minded, plain, and a poor worker.
[05:52] Desumi
    I possess no qualities considered
    appealing in a woman.
[05:57] Desumi
    There's no way this person
    would ever return my feelings.
[06:10] Desumi
    Don't think that way, Steel.
[06:12] Desumi
    I know you can make that confession!
[06:15] Steel
    But how?
[06:17] Desumi
    With femininity!
[06:19] Desumi
    We'll help your develop your femininity,
[06:20] Desumi
    and give you the courage to
    tell this person how you feel!
[06:23] Beast
    Soldiers in an evil army
    don't need femininity!
[06:27] Steel
    Do you think I can do it?
[06:29] Desumi
    Of course you can!
[06:30] Desumi
    Don't worry. I'll help you!
[06:33] Steel
    Reaper-san...
[06:36] Steel
    I will try!
SIGN    Cafeteria
[06:38] Desumi
    That's the spirit!
[06:40] Desumi
    Let's do our best, all three of us!
[06:41] Beast
    Since when am I a part of this?!
[06:53] Beast
    Hey...
[06:56] Beast
    Hey.
[06:59] Beast
    Hey!
[07:00] Reaper
    Pilates are great for your mental
    and physical well-being.
[07:03] Reaper
    You have to concentrate, Beast!
[07:05] Beast
    I told you, I ain't part of this!
[07:07] Desumi
    How are you feeling, Steel?
[07:10] Desumi
    Okay, next up!
SIGN    Terror
[07:19] Desumi
    Next up...
SIGN    The Beautiful Manners of Maturity
SIGN    Femininity
[07:31] Desumi
    Next up.
[07:40] Desumi
    Next up!
[07:47] Desumi
    This exercise will develop your
    core muscles, giving you a great figure!
[07:53] Desumi
    H-Hey, are you okay?
[07:55] Steel
    I've had enough.
[07:57] Steel
    These exercises have only served
    to confirm how worthless I am.
[08:03] Steel
    I will give up on love.
[08:08] Steel
    Thank you for trying your best for me.
[08:13] Beast
    Hey, now.
[08:14] Beast
    I think you made her feel
    even worse about herself.
[08:17] Desumi
    Steel...
[08:21] Culverin
    I'll get you this time!
[08:24] Culverin
    Charge!
[08:38] Fudo
    I see.
[08:39] Fudo
    Sounds like you've been working really
    hard to help your friend, Desumi-san.
[08:43] Desumi
    Steel is just like I was.
[08:46] Desumi
    No confidence in herself at all.
[08:49] Desumi
    But I ended up getting ahead
    of myself and hurting her instead.
[08:53] Desumi
    I guess telling someone how you feel and
    getting them to date you isn't that easy.
[09:01] Desumi
    Hey, Fudo...
[09:02] Desumi
    What do you expect out of
    your significant other?
[09:05] Fudo
    Nothing in particular.
[09:06] Desumi
    Nothing?
[09:07] Fudo
    As long as you're by my side,
    that's good enough for me.
[09:12] Desumi
    S-Stupid!
[09:14] Desumi
    There has to be something!
[09:15] Desumi
    Don't you want me to be
    a good cook or anything?
[09:17] Fudo
    There isn't.
[09:19] Fudo
    I like you just the way you are.
[09:25] Desumi
    H-Honestly... you're hopeless, Fudo.
[09:31] Desumi
    Thank you, Fudo.
[09:33] Desumi
    I'm a very lucky girl.
[09:35] Fudo
    I just hope I helped.
[09:38] Desumi
    Yeah. You really did, Fudo.
[09:45] Desumi
    I forgot about something very important.
SIGN    Steel Princess
     Dressing Room
[09:50] Desumi
    We're coming in, Steel.
SIGN    Iron Labyrinth
[10:09] Beast
    She's been holed up like this a whole day now.
[10:13] Beast
    When she gets like this,
    she refuses to budge,
[10:16] Beast
    and it gets dangerous to approach.
[10:20] Beast
    Stupid! Don't provoke her!
[10:21] Beast
    Her shell's system
    counterattacks automaticall!
[10:26] Desumi
    Listen to me, Steel!
[10:28] Desumi
    I was wrong.
[10:30] Desumi
    You never had to change!
[10:33] Desumi
    It's okay to have things you're not good at!
[10:35] Desumi
    You should be just the way you are!
[10:37] Desumi
    Be the Steel that we know!
[11:04] Desumi
    So, please, Steel...
[11:11] Desumi
    Don't give up on love.
[11:15] Steel
    Just the way I am?
[11:19] Desumi
    You didn't really give up, did you?
[11:26] Steel
    I didn't.
[11:28] Desumi
    You didn't really want to
    deny your feelings of love.
[11:34] Steel
    I didn't, Reaper-san.
[11:36] Beast
    Sheesh, what a pain in the ass.
[11:39] Steel
    Thank you, you two.
[11:42] Steel
    You've given me the courage I need.
[11:45] Steel
    I know that I'm incompetent,
[11:48] Steel
    and completely lacking in appeal...
[11:49] Steel
    But that's just
[11:54] Steel
    the way I am!
[11:57] Steel
    I'm going to tell that person how I feel!
SIGN    Eensy-weensy
[12:04] vo
    Eensy-weensy!
[12:06] Beast
    I'm gonna beat the shit outta you!
[12:09] Beast
    I hope that person blows you off!
[12:12] Beast
    Hang on... he's the one she's confessing to?!
[12:15] Beast
    And they're allowed to date?!
[12:18] Beast
    This is totally against the rules.
[12:20] Beast
    Every one of you, I swear...
[12:24] Desumi
    I'm so happy for you, Steel!
[12:31] Desumi
    Love After World Domination!
[12:42] Catapult
    I'm grateful for this food.
[12:56] Culverin
    It's on me.
[12:57] Culverin
    Eat up.
[12:59] Catapult
    You mean it?
[13:00] Catapult
    That super-duper nice! Thanks tons, man!
[13:04] Culverin
    In exchange, I have a favor to ask you.
[13:08] Catapult
    Yeah, yeah.
[13:09] Catapult
    I figured.
[13:10] Catapult
    Sure thing, gotcha.
[13:13] Culverin
    Allow me to borrow Steel Princess.
[13:16] Catapult
    Steel Princess?
[13:26] Catapult
    Sure thing!
[13:27] Culverin
    Y-You mean it?
[13:28] Catapult
    Totally, dude.
[13:29] Catapult
    But she's pretty frickin' stupid. You sure?
[13:32] Culverin
    Don't you say that about her!
[13:34] Catapult
    Hang on, hang on!
[13:35] Catapult
    You're scary when you blow up like that!
[13:45] Culverin
    Take this, Gelato 5!
[13:47] Steel
    Waves of Love Attack!
[13:56] Yellow
    Hang on! What's Steel Princess doing here?
[14:00] Blue
    I thought she was on a different squad!
[14:02] Green
    What's going on here?
[14:03] Culverin
    The power of love!
[14:04] Blue
    We don't have a choice.
    I've got to call Red back!
[14:10] Pink
    Red-san isn't here!
[14:12] Blue
    B-But... I was sure he came this way...
[14:15] Pink
    He didn't!
[14:17] Pink
    But if you insist on coming this way...
[14:19] Pink
    You'll have to beat me first!
[14:22] Blue
    Quoi?!
[14:25] Blue
    This is like a bad dream.
[14:34] Haru
    Praise me! Praise me! Praise me!
SIGN    Praise me
SIGN    Praise me
SIGN    Praise me
[14:37] Fudo
    T-Thanks.
[14:38] Desumi
    We appreciate it, Haru.
[14:46] Desumi
    Oh, I know, Fudo.
[14:49] Desumi
    Are you hungry?
[14:55] Fudo
    You made us lunch, Desumi-san!
[14:57] Fudo
    Mother!
[14:59] Fudo
    Thank you for bringing me into this
    world in the same era as Desumi-san!
SIGN    Shove
[15:02] Desumi
    It's really not that big a deal!
[15:04] Fudo
    Let's eat—
[15:05] Desumi
    Wait, Fudo!
[15:07] Fudo
    What?
[15:08] Desumi
    According to the specialist
    texts I consulted,
[15:11] Desumi
    when couples eat together,
[15:14] Desumi
    they're supposed to... feed each other.
SIGN    F
    E
    E
    D
    !!!
[15:18] Fudo
    Feed each other!
[15:20] Fudo
    Oh, I've heard of this!
[15:23] Fudo
    At last, I'll get to see it done!
[15:25] Fudo
    God above, thank you for creating this world!
SIGN    Shove
[15:28] Desumi
    C'mon, cut it out!
[15:31] Desumi
    I feel like we're at about
    the stage to try it.
[15:34] Fudo
    Agreed. Let's advance to that next step.
[15:46] Desumi
    H-Here it comes, Fudo!
[15:48] Fudo
    Bring it on, Desumi-san!
[15:52] Desumi
    O-Open wide!
[15:57] Fudo
    O-Opening wide...
[16:12] Fudo
    What is... happening?
[16:15] Desumi
    What is it, Fudo?
[16:17] Fudo
    My stomach hurts... like it's
     never hurt before!
[16:22] Desumi
    What did you say?!
SIGN    Heave
SIGN    Heave
[16:26] Desumi
    Oh, come on!
SIGN    Heave
[16:28] Desumi
    This is no time for that!
SIGN    Heave
[16:29] Fudo
    These could be my last breaths...
[16:34] Fudo
    Quickly!
[16:34] Desumi
    I don't want to feed you this way!
[16:40] Fudo
    And so... I die.
[16:44] Desumi
    F-Fudo!
[16:46] Desumi
    Haru! Emergency!
SIGN    3
    Days
     Later
SIGN    Machino Hospital
SIGN    Dear Red Gelato,
    
     We wish you a swift recovery.
     If you are to die,
    we hope it will be at our hands.
    
     Gekko's Great Leader
     Supreme Leader Bosslar
[16:57] Prof
    His doctor said he can go home tomorrow.
[17:01] Haru
    That's such a relief, Senpai!
[17:04] Misaki
    But I guess appendicitis can take
    out even the toughest among us.
[17:09] Fudo
    I'm so sorry for all the trouble.
[17:10] Prof
    Now, none of that.
[17:12] Prof
    Just rest for now.
[17:13] Misaki
    I peeled you an apple.
[17:15] Misaki
    Want some?
[17:16] Fudo
    Thanks, Misaki-neesan.
[17:18] Misaki
    Open wide!
[17:20] Fudo
    Opening wide...
[17:23] (Flashback) Desumi
    O-Open wide!
[17:28] Fudo
    No! Desumi-san must be
    the first woman to feed me!
[17:33] Misaki
    The heck are you doing, Fudo?
[17:35] Misaki
    Open your mouth already!
[17:37] Misaki
    Stop playing around and eat it already!
SIGN    Chomp
[17:44] Misaki
    You're both acting crazy!
[17:48] Fudo
    Haru-kun!
[17:50] Prof
    Goodbye for now. Take care, Fudo-kun.
[17:52] Fudo
    Yes, sir. I will.
[17:54] Misaki
    See you!
SIGN    Inpatient Building
    Examination Room
[18:05] Desumi
    Now, Fudo, open wide!
[18:09] Fudo
    Desumi-san...
[18:12] Fudo
    Opening wide!
[18:15] Fudo's mother
    I brought apples!
[18:16] Fudo
    That was close!
[18:17] Fudo's mother
    Eh? What was close?
[18:19] Fudo
    Oh... nothing, Mom.
[18:21] Fudo's mother
    I brought you a change of clothes.
[18:23] Fudo
    Oh, thank you.
[18:24] Fudo's mother
    I'll leave the apples here,
    so you can eat them later.
[18:27] Fudo's mother
    Well, I have volleyball
    with my women's group!
[18:30] Fudo
    Sure.
[18:34] Fudo
    This must be some kind of karmic retribution.
[18:40] Fudo
    All right.
[18:41] Desumi
    Don't do anything stupid, Fudo.
[18:45] Desumi
    You'll pop your stitches.
[18:47] Fudo
    Desumi-san!
[18:49] Desumi
    I heard they're letting you out tomorrow,
[18:51] Desumi
    but I wanted to see you while you
     were in this unusual situation...
SIGN    squee
[18:56] Fudo
    Oh so cute...
SIGN    Oh so cute...
[18:58] Desumi
    You seem to be feeling a lot better now.
[19:00] Desumi
    The color's back in your face, too.
[19:02] Fudo
    I'd never die until I let you feed me!
SIGN    Shove
SIGN    Shove
[19:07] Desumi
    Don't talk big, Mr. Appendicitis!
[19:09] Fudo
    You're hitting my stitches!
[19:12] Desumi
    Honestly, you're just so silly.
[19:31] Desumi
    Here, Fudo...
[19:33] Desumi
    To celebrate your recovery.
[19:42] Desumi
    Open wide!
[19:44] Fudo
    Opening wide...
[20:01] Desumi
    H-H-How did you like it?
[20:03] Fudo
    No food since the dawn of civilization
    has ever been so delicious!
[20:13] Desumi
    Fudo...
[20:15] Fudo
    Desumi-san...
[20:18] Fudo's mother
    I just remembered, Fudo!
[20:20] Fudo's mother
    Your father's coming to pick you
    up in his mini truck tomorrow!
[20:23] Fudo
    The mood!
[20:23] Fudo's mother
    Oh, is this a friend of yours?
[20:25] Fudo's mother
    Can you play volleyball?
[20:26] Fudo's mother
    We need more players to fill the team!
[20:28] Fudo's mother
    Come, come, come, come!
[20:29] Fudo
    The mood!
[22:13] Fudo's mother
    Desumi-san!
SIGN    Sudden Death Seniors
[22:27] Fudo's mother
    You were such a big help today, Desumi-chan.
[22:30] Desumi
    It was my pleasure!
[22:31] Desumi
    Call me any time you need me.
[22:33] Fudo's mother
    You know I will.
[22:35] Fudo's mother
    But I'm sorry for what I did earlier.
[22:38] Fudo's mother
    I know you were in the middle of feeding him.
[22:43] Desumi
    A-Actually, I was...
[22:45] Fudo's mother
    No need to be shy.
SIGN    Pat
SIGN    Pat
[22:46] Fudo's mother
    I did the same thing with
    my man back in the day!
[22:49] Fudo's mother
    Despite what you might think, I used
    to be a real looker back in the day.
[22:52] Fudo's mother
    Want to see?
[23:00] Desumi
    S-So cute!
[23:04] Fudo's mother
    Yes, yes!
[23:06] Fudo's mother
    I really was, wasn't I?
[23:12] Fudo's mother
    Desumi-chan, take care of my Fudo.
[23:16] Desumi
    I will!
[23:20] Bosslar
    Secret Society Gekko has a combatant
    cafeteria and dormitory facilities.
[23:24] Bosslar
    A mentorship system helps
    to guide the inexperienced.
[23:28] Bosslar
    We treasure individuality in our work force
[23:30] Bosslar
    as we work together to
    achieve world domination!
SIGN    Episode 6 As Long as We're at the Beach...
[23:33] Bosslar
    Next time: "As Long as We're at the Beach..."
SIGN    Secret Society Gekko
[23:36] Bosslar
    We'll be waiting for your resumes!