E2 - The Truth About Dating

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SIGN    Six Months Earlier
[00:50] (Flashback) Desumi
    You're tougher than the rumors
    suggested, Red Gelato!
SIGN    And Today
[01:12] Reporter
    Watch this, everyone!
[01:13] Reporter
    I'm currently looking down on the battle
    raging between the Gelato 5 and Gekko.
[01:19] Reporter
    Look at this! The action is
    too intense to turn away!
[01:22] Reporter
    These heroes are fighting
    for the peace of our world!
[01:26] Reporter
    And now...
[01:28] Reporter
    Red Gelato and Reaper
    Princess are facing off!
[01:31] Reporter
    It's a true battle between aces!
SIGN    LIVE FROM THE SKIES ABOVE THE CITY
[01:33] Boy A&B
    Go!
[01:35] Reporter
    If you're watching this at home,
    please join me in cheering for Red!
[01:39] Red
    I'll feint with a left hook,
    leading into a right inside low kick.
[01:43] Red
    Watch for it!
[01:45] Desumi
    I'll block the low kick and
    lead into a right high kick.
[01:47] Desumi
    You should duck!
[01:49] Red
    Understood!
[01:57] Desumi
    Impressive indeed, Red.
[01:59] Red
    Let's move this elsewhere, Reaper Princess!
[02:02] Reporter
    Look at that!
    They're heading off to have a duel!
[02:08] Narrator
    For those who missed the previous episode,
SIGN    Allow me to explain!
[02:10] Narrator
    allow me to explain once more!
[02:13] Narrator
    Red Gelato of Freezing Sentai
    Gelato 5, Fudo Aikawa,
[02:16] Narrator
    and combatant for Secret Society Gekko,
    Reaper Princess, A.K.A. Desumi Magahara,
SIGN    T
    H
    E
    Y
    
    A
    R
    E
SIGN    D
    
    A
    
    T
    
    I
    
    N
    
    G
    
    !
[02:23] Narrator
    are dating!
SIGN    Episode 2 The Truth About Dating
[04:00] Fudo
    By the way... Desumi-san.
[04:02] Desumi
    What is it, Fudo?
[04:04] Fudo
    We seem a bit further away
    than usual, don't we?
[04:07] Desumi
    D-Do you think?
[04:09] Desumi
    This feels normal to me...
[04:11] Fudo
    It's really not!
[04:12] Fudo
    We're usually much—
[04:13] Desumi
    Stay back! Don't come any closer!
SIGN    Rejected
[04:16] Desumi
    No, it's not like that!
[04:19] Desumi
    I just... I was really active today, so...
[04:24] Desumi
    I'm probably smelly.
SIGN    Oh so cute...
[04:27] Fudo
    Oh so cute...
[04:28] Desumi
    So, I just...
[04:31] Fudo
    I swear never to leave you, Desumi-san,
[04:34] Fudo
    no matter how you may smell!
[04:35] Desumi
    Don't say it that way!
[04:37] Desumi
    Why are you so insensitive?!
[04:38] Desumi
    I'll just spend the rest of
    the day looking this way.
[04:51] Fudo
    I've never known anyone so charming!
[04:58] Desumi
    Wh-What are you doing?!
[05:00] Fudo
    I love you, even when you're angry!
[05:03] Desumi
    H-Hey!
[05:07] Desumi
    Fine, whatever!
[05:14] Desumi
    Stop it, you jerk!
[05:16] Desumi
    You can't share the pictures
    if you use a camera like that one.
[05:19] Desumi
    Use my smartphone.
[05:25] Desumi
    You have to scooch in more.
SIGN    tha-thump
SIGN    tha-thump
[05:33] Fudo
    We-We're closer..
SIGN    tha-thump
SIGN    tha-thump
[05:34] Desumi
    We-We're so much closer...
SIGN    tha-thump
SIGN    tha-thump
SIGN    tha-thump
SIGN    tha-thump
SIGN    tha-thump
SIGN    tha-thump
[05:37] both
    ...than we've ever been!
SIGN    tha-thump
SIGN    tha-thump
[05:39] Fudo
    The magic of the camera is a powerful thing!
[05:42] Fudo
    And...
[05:44] Fudo
    Just as I thought...
    You smell wonderful, Desumi-san!
[05:48] Desumi
    Hey, eyes open!
[05:50] Fudo
    R-Right...
[05:55] Yellow
    Hey, Red!
[05:57] Fudo
    Not good!
[06:00] Misaki
    We're finished up over there!
[06:02] Fudo
    Did she see—
[06:03] Misaki
    Hey, you beat Reaper Princess!
SIGN    Death...
[06:06] Desumi
    Death...
[06:07] Misaki
    Great job, Fudo!
[06:09] Fudo
    Nicely done, Desumi-san!
[06:10] Fudo
    We'd better get back fast!
[06:12] Misaki
    Not so fast!
[06:14] Misaki
    The TV station requested
    an interview before we go!
[06:17] Both
    Interview?!
[06:19] Reporter
    Red-san! Could I have an interview?
[06:27] Reporter
    I'm here with some questions for Fudo Aikawa,
[06:29] Reporter
    high school student and
    ever-reliable leader of Gelato 5.
[06:35] Fudo
    H-Hey there.
[06:37] Fudo
    I'm Fudo Aikawa!
[06:38] Boys A/B
    Red's on!
[06:40] Reporter
    It looks like you won your
    duel with Reaper Princess,
[06:43] Reporter
    and kept the earth at peace once more!
[06:46] Fudo
    I-Indeed.
[06:48] Reporter
    I understand that Reaper Princess is an
    extremely powerful and fearsome combatant.
[06:53] Reporter
    How do you feel about her, Red-san?
[06:58] Fudo
    How do I feel about her?
[07:01] Fudo
    Let me see...
[07:03] Fudo
    There's no one else like her!
SIGN    Blush
[07:07] Fudo
    The day I first met her,
[07:08] Fudo
    my heart was pounding so fast,
    I couldn't sleep that night!
SIGN    Bluuush
[07:11] Fudo
    I sometimes spend an entire day
    thinking of nothing but her!
[07:18] Reporter
    Did she move just now?
[07:21] Fudo
    J-Just your imagination!
[07:22] Desumi
    Just kill me already!
[07:25] Reporter
    So she's an indispensable
    rival to fuel your own growth,
[07:28] Reporter
    and you approach every fight
    with great caution?
[07:33] Reporter
    You may be Mr. Stoic, Red-san, but you're
    still in the prime of your youth!
[07:38] Reporter
    So let's move to that question!
[07:42] Reporter
    Here it comes!
[07:43] Reporter
    Do you have a girlfriend?!
[07:47] Reporter
    All the Red fans out there are dying to know!
[07:51] Fudo
    Well...
[07:54] Fudo
    I want to say I do, and that she's here!
[07:59] Misaki
    Please! Fudo'd never have a girlfriend!
[08:03] Misaki
    Look at these muscles!
[08:05] Misaki
    Bodybuilding's all he
    thinks about, morning 'til night!
[08:08] Reporter
    Aw, what a waste!
[08:11] Reporter
    A lot of his female fans find that
    simplicity of his very charming!
[08:14] Reporter
    Even ones I know personally!
[08:16] Misaki
    Yeah, right!
[08:19] Misaki
    But I guess it would do for you to learn
    a little bit about the feminine heart.
[08:26] Misaki
    So we're taking applications
    for a date with Red!
[08:29] Misaki
    Look for details on the screen right now!
[08:31] Fudo
    Please stop, Misaki-neesan.
[08:32] Reporter
    Maybe I'll try my luck!
[08:35] Reporter
    Anyway, back to you guys in the studio!
[08:48] Fudo
    It's safe now, Desumi-san.
SIGN    hrmph
[08:55] Fudo
    Desumi-san?
[08:57] Fudo
    Are you angry?
[08:58] Desumi
    Of course not.
[08:59] Desumi
    Though you do seem to be very popular.
[09:01] Desumi
    Fudo-kun with the rapidly
    expanding female fanbase...
[09:04] Fudo
    There's nothing for you to worry about!
[09:06] Fudo
    You're the only girl for me!
[09:09] Desumi
    I wonder about that.
[09:10] Fudo
    It's true!
[09:12] Fudo
    I would do anything for you!
[09:15] Desumi
    You would really do anything?
[09:17] Fudo
    Of course I would!
[09:20] Desumi
    Then... would you take me out on a real date?
[09:30] Desumi
    I felt so sure I'd never get a
    chance to do something like this.
[09:40] Desumi
    But I always wanted it...
[09:42] Desumi
    To go with my sweetheart on a real... date.
[09:49] Narrator
    Allow me to explain!
[09:51] Narrator
    A date is an event in which
    two people choose a day of the week,]
[09:54] Narrator
    meet up, and get to know each other better!
[09:58] Fudo
    I can easily take you on a real date!
[10:00] Desumi
    Really?!
[10:01] Fudo
    Yes!
[10:02] Fudo
    We'll meet up tomorrow at
    five o'clock in Central Park!
[10:05] Desumi
    Yes!
[10:12] Fudo
    But...
[10:14] Fudo
    What in the world do you do on a real date?
[10:31] Fudo
    T-Too many choices...
SIGN    Planetarium
    
     Movie
    
     Meet up to go shopping
    
     Things to enjoy as a couple!
    
    Dating recs
    
     Recommended spots
SIGN    Theme Park
    
     Dinner
    
     Classy Spots For Cultured Adults
    
     Aquarium
    
     Drive
    
     Zoo
[10:35] Fudo
    Not good.
[10:36] Fudo
    At this rate...
SIGN    Date Plan
[10:38] Fudo
    It will be tomorrow before
    I settle on anything!
SIGN    The Latest Dating Spots
[10:48] Misaki
    Whatcha up to, Fudo?
SIGN    BEER
[10:50] Misaki
    Lookin' up more muscle stuff?
[10:53] Fudo
    Misaki-neesan...
[10:54] Fudo
    You smell like beer.
SIGN    Popular Places for Love!
    Learn About All the Trends!
     The Latest Dating Spots
[10:57] Misaki
    Well, well!
[10:58] Misaki
    Wouldja look at that!
[11:00] Misaki
    It's because I said that thing on
    TV about takin' dating applications!
[11:04] Misaki
    So now you're doin' homework!
[11:06] Fudo
    Well... something like that.
[11:08] Fudo
    But I can't figure out what
    an ideal date would look like.
[11:12] Misaki
    Look at you, all serious!
[11:13] Misaki
    There aren't really any rules.
[11:16] Misaki
    All that matters is you pick
    out something you both enjoy!
[11:22] Fudo
    I... I see!
SIGN    Date Plan
[11:24] Fudo
    In that instant, the seemingly insurmountable
    wall in my mind began to crumble!
[11:30] Fudo
    I had arrived at the truth about dating!
[11:40] Desumi
    Love After World Domination!
[11:54] Fudo
    Okay!
[11:55] Fudo
    The civilians around me
    don't seem to have noticed.
[11:59] Fudo
    My disguise is perfect!
[12:01] Fudo
    No one will interrupt our precious date!
[12:05] Fudo
    It should be about time, right?
[12:07] Fudo
    But now that it comes down to it...
    I do find myself nervous.
[12:11] Desumi
    Hey, Fudo!
[12:15] Desumi
    Sorry, did I keep you waiting?
SIGN    squee
[12:20] Fudo
    Desumi's in plain clothes!
[12:23] Desumi
    Something about meeting up formally like this
[12:25] Desumi
    makes me feel a little self-conscious...
[12:27] Fudo
    Is she capable of doing
    anything that isn't precious?!
[12:29] Desumi
    That's quite the disguise, Fudo!
[12:31] Fudo
    Actually, other than the
    glasses and the hair,
[12:34] Fudo
    it's all my usual style.
[12:36] Desumi
    R-Really? It suits you, Fudo.
[12:39] Desumi
    So, what will we be doing today?
[12:41] Fudo
    No need to worry there!
SIGN    Today's Date
[12:43] Fudo
    I've worked it all out in advance!
[12:45] Desumi
    A date plan!
[12:47] Fudo
    Let's begin, Desumi-san!
[12:49] Desumi
    Right!
[12:56] Fudo
    Here! This is where we'll start!
[13:00] Desumi
    Fudo, what is this?
[13:02] Fudo
    The Gotanda branch of that historic
    training gym, Kin-niku Gym!
[13:08] man
    Would you look at those two!
[13:11] Fudo
    Well done, Desumi-san!
[13:12] Fudo
    You're really hitting it!
[13:14] Fudo
    Go on! Blast those triceps!
[13:17] Fudo
    Reach for those glimmering trapezius muscles!
[13:20] Fudo
    Play through the pain to
    build those adductors!
[13:23] Fudo
    Next up, running!
[13:25] Desumi
    Running?!
[13:31] Fudo
    Something Desumi-san and I can both enjoy...
[13:33] Fudo
    Training, of course!
[13:37] Fudo
    I didn't know it could be this fun
[13:39] Fudo
    to do things I normally do
    on my own with someone else.
[13:42] Fudo
    Dating is wonderful!
[13:50] Fudo
    How are you feeling, Desumi-san?
[13:53] Fudo
    Are you starting to get hungry?
[13:55] Fudo
    Let's have a meal.
[13:57] Desumi
    Oh, dinner?
[13:58] Desumi
    That sounds great!
[14:00] Fudo
    And there's something I'd really
    like to discuss with you.
[14:03] Desumi
    What could it be? I can't wait!
[14:06] Fudo
    Here, this one's for you.
SIGN    Protein Bar
SIGN    Low Sugar
[14:12] Fudo
    And there's plenty more where that came from!
[14:16] Fudo
    Now, as for what I wanted to discuss...
[14:20] Fudo
    Desumi-san, which insect do you think
    would be strongest if it was a giant?
[14:24] Fudo
    I think—
[14:24] Desumi
    I need to go to the bathroom.
[14:31] Fudo
    Yes! Nice work, Fudo!
[14:33] Fudo
    It's all gone perfectly so far!
[14:35] Fudo
    After this, it's the main event!
[14:37] Fudo
    The human anatomy exhibit!
[14:38] Sign
    Human Anatomy Exhibit
[14:38] Sign
    Tokyo Hero Museum of Art
[14:40] Fudo
    She's just going to love this!
[14:47] Misaki
    Oh, Fudo?
[14:48] Fudo
    Misaki-neesan? What is it?
[14:51] Misaki
    It's about that advice
    I gave you yesterday...
[14:55] Misaki
    Just forget all that.
[14:57] Fudo
    What?
[14:57] Misaki
    I was pretty drunk, and I think I
    told you there weren't any rules...
[15:03] Misaki
    But I guess there kind of are.
[15:05] Fudo
    C-Could you tell me what they are?
[15:07] Fudo
    For... future reference.
[15:09] Misaki
    The first one's about your appearance.
[15:11] Misaki
    I'm betting you'll want to go
    in a tight-fitting tank top,
[15:15] Misaki
    but don't even think about it.
[15:16] Misaki
    Make yourself presentable, okay?
[15:19] Misaki
    And since the girl will probably
    be dressing up a bit herself,
[15:22] Misaki
    avoid any activities that might
    make her sweat or get dirty.
[15:25] Misaki
    And be sure to get reservations
    at a halfway decent restaurant.
[15:29] Misaki
    But I'll bet you didn't need
    me to tell you that stuff, huh?
[15:33] Misaki
    After that, stick to talk of sweets
    or something, and you'll be fine.
SIGN    "Which insect
     do you
    think would
     be strongest
     if it was
     a giant?"
[15:38] Fudo
    Which insect do you think would
    be strongest if it was a giant?
[15:43] Misaki
    Well, that's all! So long!
[15:53] Fudo
    I got it all wrong.
[15:56] Fudo
    This wasn't a real date at all.
[16:01] Fudo
    It's no wonder she hasn't come back.
[16:10] Fudo
    Please forgive me, Desumi-san!
[16:17] Fudo
    Next time...
[16:18] Fudo
    I promise to create a date
    plan that you'll enjoy!
[16:25] Fudo
    So, please...
[16:30] Fudo
    Please, give me one more chance!
[16:54] Fudo
    Desumi-san...
SIGN    freeze
SIGN    shiver
[17:01] Desumi
    What are you doing, Fudo?
[17:03] Fudo
    Desumi-san!
[17:04] Fudo
    You came back?!
[17:07] Desumi
    I went to buy drinks,
[17:09] Desumi
    but the store was crowded,
    so I got stuck there a while.
[17:17] Desumi
    You know how...
[17:18] Desumi
    these things make your mouth dry
    unless you have something to drink?
[17:21] Desumi
    I eat them sometimes myself, so I know.
[17:25] Desumi
    Now, what were you saying
    about the strongest insect?
[17:29] Fudo
    Impossible...
[17:30] Desumi
    What's impossible?
[17:32] Fudo
    Are you saying... you were
    actually enjoying this date?
[17:36] Desumi
    What's with you, Fudo?
[17:38] Desumi
    You've been acting a little
    weird for a while now.
[17:40] Fudo
    W-Well... see...
[17:47] Fudo
    Y-You aren't angry, Desumi-san?
[17:49] Desumi
    Of course I'm not!
[17:51] Desumi
    But it's nice to know that you
    worry about these things, too.
[17:54] Fudo
    Well, sure...
[17:57] Desumi
    I'm just happy knowing you made
    up that whole plan for me.
[18:02] Desumi
    I'm content just being out with you.
[18:07] Desumi
    The world might think
    it's weird, but who cares?
[18:10] Desumi
    We are who we are.
[18:13] Desumi
    Let's go easy on ourselves, Fudo.
[18:22] Fudo
    This is...
[18:27] Fudo
    Just like it was that day.
[18:34] Desumi
    Fudo?
[18:49] Fudo
    What is this...
[18:53] Fudo
    this all-new feeling?!
[19:02] Desumi
    I-It's a call!
[19:03] Fudo
    Y-Y-Yeah, looks like it!
[19:05] Desumi
    Well, I should be going.
[19:08] Fudo
    Y-Yeah...
[19:09] Fudo
    See you later!
[19:18] Culverin
    Wretched heroes...
[19:19] Culverin
    I'm here for payback!
[19:21] Blue
    Too bad you'll just get more of the same!
[19:23] Blue
    Let's go!
[19:28] Blue
    Hey, Red!
[19:28] Blue
    We're fighting, here!
SIGN    bliss
[19:30] Blue
    Come on, man!
[19:31] Culverin
    What's wrong with you, Reaper Princess?!
SIGN    This is the Gekko
    women's dorm
     (pets allowed)
[21:08] Hellko
    This is the Gekko women's dorm.
[21:11] Hellko
    Many of the female staffers who work
    for Secret Society Gekko live here.
[21:18] Hellko
    My name is Hellko.
[21:21] Desumi
    Were you a good girl while I was gone?!
SIGN    hugs
[21:22] Hellko
    I am the precious little kitty of
    Reaper Princess, A.K.A. Desumi Magahara.
[21:27] Hellko
    I'm told that there are many who tremble
    at the sound of my mistress's name,
[21:33] Hellko
    but I find that hard to believe.
[21:36] Hellko
    When she's at home...
[21:38] Desumi
    Is this a good color on me?
[21:40] Hellko
    ...she just seems like any other girl.
[21:44] Hellko
    She's sensitive, awkward, and
    inclined toward loneliness.
[21:49] Hellko
    Just your average everyday girl.
[21:53] Desumi
    What do you think it's like to be in love?
[21:56] Desumi
    I guess I'll never know...
[22:04] Desumi
    At work, they started a rumor that
    my favorite food is raw bear meat.
[22:10] Desumi
    How could someone like me ever know love?
[22:13] Hellko
    Then, one night...
[22:16] Hellko
    My mistress came back in a daze.
SIGN    sway
SIGN    sway
[22:21] Hellko
    I was terribly worried about her.
[22:24] Hellko
    But...
[22:26] Hellko
    Ever since then, she's been
    laughing and smiling so much.
[22:30] Hellko
    It's as if she's under a magic spell!
[22:32] Desumi
    Today they told me I was
    the incarnation of an ogre!
[22:35] Desumi
    Isn't that a silly thing to say?
[22:38] Fudo
    A single match can start a fire!
SIGN    Red Saves the Day!!
[22:44] Desumi
    Which should I go with?
[22:46] Hellko
    She does appear happy.
[22:48] Desumi
    Well, you watch the house!
[22:50] Hellko
    And she somehow seems prettier than before.
[22:54] Desumi
    See you later!
[22:57] Hellko
    What could have happened to her?
[23:03] Hellko
    Just kidding.
[23:05] Hellko
    I know exactly what it is.
[23:08] Hellko
    Listen to me, you goon of a man...
[23:11] Hellko
    If you ever do anything
    to make my mistress sad,
[23:15] Hellko
    I'll see that you pay.
[23:20] Gelato
    Freezing Sentai Gelato 5!
[23:23] Misaki
    Fudo is going to infiltrate
    Gekko's fortress?!
[23:25] Haru
    We head to the amusement
    park after Fudo-senpai...
[23:28] Haru
    But there, we see...
[23:29] Culverin
    Pathetic humans!
[23:31] Culverin
    I'll teach you the true meaning of fear!
SIGN    Episode 3 At Last, the Amusement Park
SIGN    smack
[23:34] all
    Love After World Domination, Episode 3:
[23:37] all
    "At Last, the Amusement Park"!