# E2 - The Truth About Dating
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GPWUK1KM2/the-truth-about-dating)
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***SIGN*** Six Months Earlier
**[00:50] (Flashback) Desumi**
You're tougher than the rumors
suggested, Red Gelato!
***SIGN*** And Today
**[01:12] Reporter**
Watch this, everyone!
**[01:13] Reporter**
I'm currently looking down on the battle
raging between the Gelato 5 and Gekko.
**[01:19] Reporter**
Look at this! The action is
too intense to turn away!
**[01:22] Reporter**
These heroes are fighting
for the peace of our world!
**[01:26] Reporter**
And now...
**[01:28] Reporter**
Red Gelato and Reaper
Princess are facing off!
**[01:31] Reporter**
*It's a true battle between aces!*
***SIGN*** LIVE FROM THE SKIES ABOVE THE CITY
**[01:33] Boy A&B**
Go!
**[01:35] Reporter**
If you're watching this at home,
please join me in cheering for Red!
**[01:39] Red**
* I'll feint with a left hook,*
* leading into a right inside low kick.*
**[01:43] Red**
*Watch for it!*
**[01:45] Desumi**
* I'll block the low kick and*
* lead into a right high kick.*
**[01:47] Desumi**
*You should duck!*
**[01:49] Red**
*Understood!*
**[01:57] Desumi**
Impressive indeed, Red.
**[01:59] Red**
Let's move this elsewhere, Reaper Princess!
**[02:02] Reporter**
Look at that!
They're heading off to have a duel!
**[02:08] Narrator**
*For those who missed the previous episode,*
***SIGN*** Allow me to explain!
**[02:10] Narrator**
*allow me to explain once more!*
**[02:13] Narrator**
* Red Gelato of Freezing Sentai*
* Gelato 5, Fudo Aikawa,*
**[02:16] Narrator**
* and combatant for Secret Society Gekko,*
* Reaper Princess, A.K.A. Desumi Magahara,*
***SIGN*** T
H
E
Y
A
R
E
***SIGN*** D
A
T
I
N
G
!
**[02:23] Narrator**
*are dating!*
***SIGN*** Episode 2 The Truth About Dating
**[04:00] Fudo**
By the way... Desumi-san.
**[04:02] Desumi**
What is it, Fudo?
**[04:04] Fudo**
We seem a bit further away
than usual, don't we?
**[04:07] Desumi**
D-Do you think?
**[04:09] Desumi**
This feels normal to me...
**[04:11] Fudo**
It's really not!
**[04:12] Fudo**
We're usually much—
**[04:13] Desumi**
Stay back! Don't come any closer!
***SIGN*** Rejected
**[04:16] Desumi**
No, it's not like that!
**[04:19] Desumi**
I just... I was really active today, so...
**[04:24] Desumi**
I'm probably smelly.
***SIGN*** Oh so cute...
**[04:27] Fudo**
*Oh so cute...*
**[04:28] Desumi**
So, I just...
**[04:31] Fudo**
I swear never to leave you, Desumi-san,
**[04:34] Fudo**
no matter how you may smell!
**[04:35] Desumi**
Don't say it that way!
**[04:37] Desumi**
Why are you so insensitive?!
**[04:38] Desumi**
I'll just spend the rest of
the day looking this way.
**[04:51] Fudo**
*I've never known anyone so charming!*
**[04:58] Desumi**
Wh-What are you doing?!
**[05:00] Fudo**
I love you, even when you're angry!
**[05:03] Desumi**
H-Hey!
**[05:07] Desumi**
Fine, whatever!
**[05:14] Desumi**
Stop it, you jerk!
**[05:16] Desumi**
You can't share the pictures
if you use a camera like that one.
**[05:19] Desumi**
Use my smartphone.
**[05:25] Desumi**
You have to scooch in more.
***SIGN*** tha-thump
***SIGN*** tha-thump
**[05:33] Fudo**
*We-We're closer..*
***SIGN*** tha-thump
***SIGN*** tha-thump
**[05:34] Desumi**
*We-We're so much closer...*
***SIGN*** tha-thump
***SIGN*** tha-thump
***SIGN*** tha-thump
***SIGN*** tha-thump
***SIGN*** tha-thump
***SIGN*** tha-thump
**[05:37] both**
*...than we've ever been!*
***SIGN*** tha-thump
***SIGN*** tha-thump
**[05:39] Fudo**
*The magic of the camera is a powerful thing!*
**[05:42] Fudo**
*And...*
**[05:44] Fudo**
* Just as I thought...*
* You smell wonderful, Desumi-san!*
**[05:48] Desumi**
Hey, eyes open!
**[05:50] Fudo**
R-Right...
**[05:55] Yellow**
Hey, Red!
**[05:57] Fudo**
Not good!
**[06:00] Misaki**
We're finished up over there!
**[06:02] Fudo**
*Did she see—*
**[06:03] Misaki**
Hey, you beat Reaper Princess!
***SIGN*** Death...
**[06:06] Desumi**
Death...
**[06:07] Misaki**
Great job, Fudo!
**[06:09] Fudo**
*Nicely done, Desumi-san!*
**[06:10] Fudo**
We'd better get back fast!
**[06:12] Misaki**
Not so fast!
**[06:14] Misaki**
The TV station requested
an interview before we go!
**[06:17] Both**
*Interview?!*
**[06:19] Reporter**
Red-san! Could I have an interview?
**[06:27] Reporter**
I'm here with some questions for Fudo Aikawa,
**[06:29] Reporter**
high school student and
ever-reliable leader of Gelato 5.
**[06:35] Fudo**
*H-Hey there.*
**[06:37] Fudo**
*I'm Fudo Aikawa!*
**[06:38] Boys A/B**
Red's on!
**[06:40] Reporter**
It looks like you won your
duel with Reaper Princess,
**[06:43] Reporter**
and kept the earth at peace once more!
**[06:46] Fudo**
I-Indeed.
**[06:48] Reporter**
I understand that Reaper Princess is an
extremely powerful and fearsome combatant.
**[06:53] Reporter**
How do you feel about her, Red-san?
**[06:58] Fudo**
*How do I feel about her?*
**[07:01] Fudo**
Let me see...
**[07:03] Fudo**
There's no one else like her!
***SIGN*** Blush
**[07:07] Fudo**
The day I first met her,
**[07:08] Fudo**
my heart was pounding so fast,
I couldn't sleep that night!
***SIGN*** Bluuush
**[07:11] Fudo**
I sometimes spend an entire day
thinking of nothing but her!
**[07:18] Reporter**
Did she move just now?
**[07:21] Fudo**
J-Just your imagination!
**[07:22] Desumi**
*Just kill me already!*
**[07:25] Reporter**
So she's an indispensable
rival to fuel your own growth,
**[07:28] Reporter**
and you approach every fight
with great caution?
**[07:33] Reporter**
You may be Mr. Stoic, Red-san, but you're
still in the prime of your youth!
**[07:38] Reporter**
So let's move to *that* question!
**[07:42] Reporter**
Here it comes!
**[07:43] Reporter**
Do you have a girlfriend?!
**[07:47] Reporter**
All the Red fans out there are *dying* to know!
**[07:51] Fudo**
Well...
**[07:54] Fudo**
*I want to say I do, and that she's here!*
**[07:59] Misaki**
Please! Fudo'd never have a girlfriend!
**[08:03] Misaki**
Look at these muscles!
**[08:05] Misaki**
Bodybuilding's all he
thinks about, morning 'til night!
**[08:08] Reporter**
Aw, what a waste!
**[08:11] Reporter**
A lot of his female fans find that
simplicity of his very charming!
**[08:14] Reporter**
Even ones I know personally!
**[08:16] Misaki**
Yeah, right!
**[08:19] Misaki**
But I guess it *would* do for you to learn
a little bit about the feminine heart.
**[08:26] Misaki**
So we're taking applications
for a date with Red!
**[08:29] Misaki**
Look for details on the screen right now!
**[08:31] Fudo**
Please stop, Misaki-neesan.
**[08:32] Reporter**
Maybe I'll try my luck!
**[08:35] Reporter**
Anyway, back to you guys in the studio!
**[08:48] Fudo**
It's safe now, Desumi-san.
***SIGN*** hrmph
**[08:55] Fudo**
Desumi-san?
**[08:57] Fudo**
Are you angry?
**[08:58] Desumi**
Of course not.
**[08:59] Desumi**
Though you do seem to be very popular.
**[09:01] Desumi**
Fudo-kun with the rapidly
expanding female fanbase...
**[09:04] Fudo**
There's nothing for you to worry about!
**[09:06] Fudo**
You're the only girl for me!
**[09:09] Desumi**
I wonder about that.
**[09:10] Fudo**
It's true!
**[09:12] Fudo**
I would do anything for you!
**[09:15] Desumi**
You would really do *anything*?
**[09:17] Fudo**
Of course I would!
**[09:20] Desumi**
Then... would you take me out on a real date?
**[09:30] Desumi**
I felt so sure I'd never get a
chance to do something like this.
**[09:40] Desumi**
But I always wanted it...
**[09:42] Desumi**
To go with my sweetheart on a real... date.
**[09:49] Narrator**
*Allow me to explain!*
**[09:51] Narrator**
* A date is an event in which*
* two people choose a day of the week,]*
**[09:54] Narrator**
*meet up, and get to know each other better!*
**[09:58] Fudo**
I can easily take you on a real date!
**[10:00] Desumi**
Really?!
**[10:01] Fudo**
Yes!
**[10:02] Fudo**
We'll meet up tomorrow at
five o'clock in Central Park!
**[10:05] Desumi**
Yes!
**[10:12] Fudo**
*But...*
**[10:14] Fudo**
*What in the world do you do on a real date?*
**[10:31] Fudo**
*T-Too many choices...*
***SIGN*** Planetarium
Movie
Meet up to go shopping
Things to enjoy as a couple!
Dating recs
Recommended spots
***SIGN*** Theme Park
Dinner
Classy Spots For Cultured Adults
Aquarium
Drive
Zoo
**[10:35] Fudo**
*Not good.*
**[10:36] Fudo**
*At this rate...*
***SIGN*** Date Plan
**[10:38] Fudo**
* It will be tomorrow before*
* I settle on anything!*
***SIGN*** The Latest Dating Spots
**[10:48] Misaki**
Whatcha up to, Fudo?
***SIGN*** BEER
**[10:50] Misaki**
Lookin' up more muscle stuff?
**[10:53] Fudo**
Misaki-neesan...
**[10:54] Fudo**
You smell like beer.
***SIGN*** Popular Places for Love!
Learn About All the Trends!
The Latest Dating Spots
**[10:57] Misaki**
Well, well!
**[10:58] Misaki**
Wouldja look at that!
**[11:00] Misaki**
It's because I said that thing on
TV about takin' dating applications!
**[11:04] Misaki**
So now you're doin' homework!
**[11:06] Fudo**
Well... something like that.
**[11:08] Fudo**
But I can't figure out what
an ideal date would look like.
**[11:12] Misaki**
Look at you, all serious!
**[11:13] Misaki**
There aren't really any rules.
**[11:16] Misaki**
All that matters is you pick
out something you both enjoy!
**[11:22] Fudo**
I... I see!
***SIGN*** Date Plan
**[11:24] Fudo**
* In that instant, the seemingly insurmountable*
* wall in my mind began to crumble!*
**[11:30] Fudo**
I had arrived at the truth about dating!
**[11:40] Desumi**
Love After World Domination!
**[11:54] Fudo**
*Okay!*
**[11:55] Fudo**
* The civilians around me*
* don't seem to have noticed.*
**[11:59] Fudo**
*My disguise is perfect!*
**[12:01] Fudo**
*No one will interrupt our precious date!*
**[12:05] Fudo**
*It should be about time, right?*
**[12:07] Fudo**
* But now that it comes down to it...*
* I do find myself nervous.*
**[12:11] Desumi**
Hey, Fudo!
**[12:15] Desumi**
Sorry, did I keep you waiting?
***SIGN*** squee
**[12:20] Fudo**
*Desumi's in plain clothes!*
**[12:23] Desumi**
Something about meeting up formally like this
**[12:25] Desumi**
makes me feel a little self-conscious...
**[12:27] Fudo**
* Is she capable of doing*
* anything that isn't precious?!*
**[12:29] Desumi**
That's quite the disguise, Fudo!
**[12:31] Fudo**
Actually, other than the
glasses and the hair,
**[12:34] Fudo**
it's all my usual style.
**[12:36] Desumi**
R-Really? It suits you, Fudo.
**[12:39] Desumi**
So, what will we be doing today?
**[12:41] Fudo**
No need to worry there!
***SIGN*** Today's Date
**[12:43] Fudo**
I've worked it all out in advance!
**[12:45] Desumi**
A date plan!
**[12:47] Fudo**
Let's begin, Desumi-san!
**[12:49] Desumi**
Right!
**[12:56] Fudo**
Here! This is where we'll start!
**[13:00] Desumi**
Fudo, what is this?
**[13:02] Fudo**
The Gotanda branch of that historic
training gym, Kin-niku Gym!
**[13:08] man**
Would you look at those two!
**[13:11] Fudo**
Well done, Desumi-san!
**[13:12] Fudo**
You're really hitting it!
**[13:14] Fudo**
Go on! Blast those triceps!
**[13:17] Fudo**
Reach for those glimmering trapezius muscles!
**[13:20] Fudo**
Play through the pain to
build those adductors!
**[13:23] Fudo**
Next up, running!
**[13:25] Desumi**
Running?!
**[13:31] Fudo**
*Something Desumi-san and I can both enjoy...*
**[13:33] Fudo**
*Training, of course!*
**[13:37] Fudo**
*I didn't know it could be this fun*
**[13:39] Fudo**
* to do things I normally do*
* on my own with someone else.*
**[13:42] Fudo**
*Dating is wonderful!*
**[13:50] Fudo**
How are you feeling, Desumi-san?
**[13:53] Fudo**
Are you starting to get hungry?
**[13:55] Fudo**
Let's have a meal.
**[13:57] Desumi**
Oh, dinner?
**[13:58] Desumi**
That sounds great!
**[14:00] Fudo**
And there's something I'd really
like to discuss with you.
**[14:03] Desumi**
What could it be? I can't wait!
**[14:06] Fudo**
Here, this one's for you.
***SIGN*** Protein Bar
***SIGN*** Low Sugar
**[14:12] Fudo**
And there's plenty more where that came from!
**[14:16] Fudo**
Now, as for what I wanted to discuss...
**[14:20] Fudo**
Desumi-san, which insect do you think
would be strongest if it was a giant?
**[14:24] Fudo**
I think—
**[14:24] Desumi**
I need to go to the bathroom.
**[14:31] Fudo**
*Yes! Nice work, Fudo!*
**[14:33] Fudo**
*It's all gone perfectly so far!*
**[14:35] Fudo**
*After this, it's the main event!*
**[14:37] Fudo**
*The human anatomy exhibit!*
**[14:38] Sign**
Human Anatomy Exhibit
**[14:38] Sign**
Tokyo Hero Museum of Art
**[14:40] Fudo**
*She's just going to love this!*
**[14:47] Misaki**
*Oh, Fudo?*
**[14:48] Fudo**
Misaki-neesan? What is it?
**[14:51] Misaki**
It's about that advice
I gave you yesterday...
**[14:55] Misaki**
Just forget all that.
**[14:57] Fudo**
*What?*
**[14:57] Misaki**
I was pretty drunk, and I think I
told you there weren't any rules...
**[15:03] Misaki**
But I guess there kind of are.
**[15:05] Fudo**
C-Could you tell me what they are?
**[15:07] Fudo**
For... future reference.
**[15:09] Misaki**
*The first one's about your appearance.*
**[15:11] Misaki**
* I'm betting you'll want to go*
* in a tight-fitting tank top,*
**[15:15] Misaki**
*but don't even think about it.*
**[15:16] Misaki**
*Make yourself presentable, okay?*
**[15:19] Misaki**
* And since the girl will probably*
* be dressing up a bit herself,*
**[15:22] Misaki**
* avoid any activities that might*
* make her sweat or get dirty.*
**[15:25] Misaki**
And be sure to get reservations
at a halfway decent restaurant.
**[15:29] Misaki**
* But I'll bet you didn't need*
* me to tell you that stuff, huh?*
**[15:33] Misaki**
* After that, stick to talk of sweets*
* or something, and you'll be fine.*
***SIGN*** "Which insect
do you
think would
be strongest
if it was
a giant?"
**[15:38] Fudo**
* Which insect do you think would*
* be strongest if it was a giant?*
**[15:43] Misaki**
*Well, that's all! So long!*
**[15:53] Fudo**
*I got it all wrong.*
**[15:56] Fudo**
*This wasn't a real date at all.*
**[16:01] Fudo**
*It's no wonder she hasn't come back.*
**[16:10] Fudo**
*Please forgive me, Desumi-san!*
**[16:17] Fudo**
*Next time...*
**[16:18] Fudo**
* I promise to create a date*
* plan that you'll enjoy!*
**[16:25] Fudo**
*So, please...*
**[16:30] Fudo**
*Please, give me one more chance!*
**[16:54] Fudo**
Desumi-san...
***SIGN*** freeze
***SIGN*** shiver
**[17:01] Desumi**
What are you doing, Fudo?
**[17:03] Fudo**
Desumi-san!
**[17:04] Fudo**
You came back?!
**[17:07] Desumi**
I went to buy drinks,
**[17:09] Desumi**
but the store was crowded,
so I got stuck there a while.
**[17:17] Desumi**
You know how...
**[17:18] Desumi**
these things make your mouth dry
unless you have something to drink?
**[17:21] Desumi**
I eat them sometimes myself, so I know.
**[17:25] Desumi**
Now, what were you saying
about the strongest insect?
**[17:29] Fudo**
Impossible...
**[17:30] Desumi**
What's impossible?
**[17:32] Fudo**
Are you saying... you were
actually enjoying this date?
**[17:36] Desumi**
What's with you, Fudo?
**[17:38] Desumi**
You've been acting a little
weird for a while now.
**[17:40] Fudo**
W-Well... see...
**[17:47] Fudo**
Y-You aren't angry, Desumi-san?
**[17:49] Desumi**
Of course I'm not!
**[17:51] Desumi**
But it's nice to know that you
worry about these things, too.
**[17:54] Fudo**
Well, sure...
**[17:57] Desumi**
I'm just happy knowing you made
up that whole plan for me.
**[18:02] Desumi**
I'm content just being out with you.
**[18:07] Desumi**
The world might think
it's weird, but who cares?
**[18:10] Desumi**
We are who we are.
**[18:13] Desumi**
Let's go easy on ourselves, Fudo.
**[18:22] Fudo**
*This is...*
**[18:27] Fudo**
*Just like it was that day.*
**[18:34] Desumi**
Fudo?
**[18:49] Fudo**
*What is this...*
**[18:53] Fudo**
*this all-new feeling?!*
**[19:02] Desumi**
I-It's a call!
**[19:03] Fudo**
Y-Y-Yeah, looks like it!
**[19:05] Desumi**
Well, I should be going.
**[19:08] Fudo**
Y-Yeah...
**[19:09] Fudo**
See you later!
**[19:18] Culverin**
Wretched heroes...
**[19:19] Culverin**
I'm here for payback!
**[19:21] Blue**
Too bad you'll just get more of the same!
**[19:23] Blue**
Let's go!
**[19:28] Blue**
Hey, Red!
**[19:28] Blue**
We're fighting, here!
***SIGN*** bliss
**[19:30] Blue**
Come on, man!
**[19:31] Culverin**
What's wrong with you, Reaper Princess?!
***SIGN*** This is the Gekko
women's dorm
(pets allowed)
**[21:08] Hellko**
*This is the Gekko women's dorm.*
**[21:11] Hellko**
* Many of the female staffers who work*
* for Secret Society Gekko live here.*
**[21:18] Hellko**
*My name is Hellko.*
**[21:21] Desumi**
Were you a good girl while I was gone?!
***SIGN*** hugs
**[21:22] Hellko**
* I am the precious little kitty of*
* Reaper Princess, A.K.A. Desumi Magahara.*
**[21:27] Hellko**
* I'm told that there are many who tremble*
* at the sound of my mistress's name,*
**[21:33] Hellko**
*but I find that hard to believe.*
**[21:36] Hellko**
*When she's at home...*
**[21:38] Desumi**
Is this a good color on me?
**[21:40] Hellko**
*...she just seems like any other girl.*
**[21:44] Hellko**
* She's sensitive, awkward, and*
* inclined toward loneliness.*
**[21:49] Hellko**
*Just your average everyday girl.*
**[21:53] Desumi**
What do you think it's like to be in love?
**[21:56] Desumi**
I guess I'll never know...
**[22:04] Desumi**
At work, they started a rumor that
my favorite food is raw bear meat.
**[22:10] Desumi**
How could someone like me ever know love?
**[22:13] Hellko**
*Then, one night...*
**[22:16] Hellko**
*My mistress came back in a daze.*
***SIGN*** sway
***SIGN*** sway
**[22:21] Hellko**
*I was terribly worried about her.*
**[22:24] Hellko**
*But...*
**[22:26] Hellko**
* Ever since then, she's been*
* laughing and smiling so much.*
**[22:30] Hellko**
*It's as if she's under a magic spell!*
**[22:32] Desumi**
Today they told me I was
the incarnation of an ogre!
**[22:35] Desumi**
Isn't that a silly thing to say?
**[22:38] Fudo**
*A single match can start a fire!*
***SIGN*** Red Saves the Day!!
**[22:44] Desumi**
Which should I go with?
**[22:46] Hellko**
*She does appear happy.*
**[22:48] Desumi**
Well, you watch the house!
**[22:50] Hellko**
*And she somehow seems prettier than before.*
**[22:54] Desumi**
See you later!
**[22:57] Hellko**
*What could have happened to her?*
**[23:03] Hellko**
*Just kidding.*
**[23:05] Hellko**
*I know exactly what it is.*
**[23:08] Hellko**
*Listen to me, you goon of a man...*
**[23:11] Hellko**
* If you ever do anything*
* to make my mistress sad,*
**[23:15] Hellko**
*I'll see that you pay.*
**[23:20] Gelato**
*Freezing Sentai Gelato 5!*
**[23:23] Misaki**
* Fudo is going to infiltrate*
* Gekko's fortress?!*
**[23:25] Haru**
* We head to the amusement*
* park after Fudo-senpai...*
**[23:28] Haru**
*But there, we see...*
**[23:29] Culverin**
Pathetic humans!
**[23:31] Culverin**
I'll teach you the true meaning of fear!
***SIGN*** Episode 3 At Last, the Amusement Park
***SIGN*** smack
**[23:34] all**
*Love After World Domination, Episode 3:*
**[23:37] all**
*"At Last, the Amusement Park"!*