E12 - Eternal Rivals

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[00:08] Bosslar
    Soon, very soon...
SIGN    Ultimate
[00:10] Bosslar
    The world will belong to Gekko!
SIGN    Episode 12 Eternal Rivals
[00:21] Fudo
    Delicious!
[00:22] Fudo
    They're like little hamburgers!
[00:25] Desumi
    They're macarons.
[00:27] Desumi
    And I made lots, so there are plenty
    more where that came from.
[00:29] Fudo
    Thanks.
[00:31] Fudo
    Oh, and Desumi-san.
[00:33] Fudo
    It looks like I'm going to
    be in another commercial.
[00:37] Fudo
    Here's the outline.
[00:38] Desumi
    I can't wait!
[00:41] Desumi
    What's it for this time?
[00:43] Fudo
    It's some bridal thing.
SIGN    Twitch
[00:46] Fudo
    What? It's just my usual commercial stuff.
SIGN    Kishimoto Weddings, Ltd
SIGN    New Commercial
SIGN    Our Wedding Is On
SIGN    Outline
[00:49] Desumi
    "Our Wedding Is On"?!
SIGN    Our Wedding Is On
     Outline
[00:52] Desumi
    And his costar is...
SIGN    "Bride"
    Anna Hashimoto
[00:53] Desumi
    The current big star, Hashi-An?!
SIGN    The Cutest Anna Hashimoto
SIGN    In-Depth Guest
SIGN    Beshakuri
[00:55] Desumi
    The one who just said that Red's
    her favorite member of Gelato 5...
[01:02] Fudo
    What is it, Desumi-san?
[01:04] Desumi
    "Scene 1. The couple enters the chapel."
[01:05] Fudo
    Desumi-san?
[01:06] Desumi
    "Scene 2. They gaze at each
    other before the priest."
[01:07] Fudo
    Hello, Desumi-san?
[01:10] Desumi
    "Scene 3. They cut the cake."
[01:10] Fudo
    D-Desumi-san?
[01:13] ---
    Then the line: "For your big
    day, choose Kishimoto Weddings."
[01:15] Fudo
    Desumi-san?
[01:19] Desumi
    Fudo-kun...
[01:20] ---
    Y-Yes?
[01:22] Desumi
    This is one job that you dare not accept.
[01:24] Fudo
    Wh-Why not?!
[01:26] Fudo
    But I have to, Desumi-san!
[01:28] Fudo
    The rest of the team turned them down!
[01:31] (Flashback) Hayato
    My fans would be distraught to
    see me in a commercial like that!
[01:35] (Flashback) Hayato
    I'll pass, thanks.
[01:36] (Flashback) Daigo
    It's incompatible with my image.
[01:39] Fudo
    So I'm the only one left!
[01:42] Desumi
    Well, you can't do it, either!
[01:43] Fudo
    What's wrong with you, Desumi-san?
[01:45] Fudo
    You've never been this selfish before.
[01:48] Desumi
    Selfish?
[01:50] Fudo
    This is my job.
[01:51] Fudo
    How can I—
[01:53] Desumi
    Fine, then!
[01:54] Desumi
    Go cut your cake with Hashi-An or whatever!
[01:57] Fudo
    Wait, Desumi-san!
[01:59] Fudo
    Desumi-san!
[02:01] Fudo
    What in the world happened there?
[02:04] Haru
    I heard everything!
[02:07] Fudo
    Haru-kun?
[02:08] Fudo
    It's not nice to eavesdrop!
[02:10] Fudo
    But yes, please tell me...
[02:12] Fudo
    Why is Desumi-san so upset?
[02:15] Fudo
    It's just a commercial!
[02:17] Haru
    "Just a commercial..."
[02:18] Haru
    Yet it is a commercial.
[02:20] Haru
    Try to imagine it, Senpai.
[02:22] Haru
    The person you most love, cutting a
     cake with a total stranger...
[02:28] Fudo
    Cutting a cake...
SIGN    Guahhh!!
[02:36] Haru
    Do you grasp it now, Senpai?
[02:40] Fudo
    What an incorrigible fool I've been!
[02:43] Haru
    You can still make it right!
[02:46] Prof
    What's all this, now?
SIGN    Thump
[02:49] Fudo
    I just realized that I can't
    do the cake-cutting scene!
[02:52] Fudo
    Please, let me withdraw from the commercial!
[02:54] Prof
    Why can't you do the cake-cutting scene?
[02:57] Prof
    Nothing doing!
[02:58] Prof
    Kishimoto Weddings is a
    very important sponsor!
[03:01] Fudo
    I'm begging you!
[03:02] Prof
    Honestly!
[03:04] Prof
    All right, Fudo-kun.
SIGN    Combined Weapon Proposal
[03:06] Prof
    Look at this.
[03:07] Prof
    The combined weapon made up
    from your individual weapons
[03:12] Prof
    has been stalled for a while
    due to lack of funding.
[03:16] Prof
    But just the other day, it became reality!
[03:20] Prof
    Thanks to their large contribution.
[03:23] Prof
    Although it's just a commercial, it's an
    important part of our fight for world peace!
[03:27] Prof
    Please don't be unreasonable.
[03:31] Fudo
    For the sake of world peace...
[03:33] Fudo
    But is it worth making Desumi-san unhappy?
[03:38] (Flashback) Desumi
    I made lots!
[03:41] Fudo
    That's it!
[03:42] Prof
    What now?
[03:44] Fudo
    I'll make my own cake
[03:46] Fudo
    and do my first cake-cutting with Desumi
    before the commercial is filmed!
[03:52] Fudo
    No!
[03:53] Fudo
    It's not good enough.
SIGN    Fudo
SIGN    You have no new messages
[04:17] Combatant A
    I ain't goin' in there!
[04:18] Combatant B
    Too dangerous.
[04:20] Beast
    What's all this about?
[04:22] Combatant
    W-Well, you see...
SIGN    Menacing
[04:28] Steel
    Is that...
[04:29] Steel
    Reaper-san?
[04:34] Desumi
    He hasn't called me in two whole days!
[04:36] Desumi
    Stupid, stupid, stupid Fudo!
[04:40] Gekko Announcer
    All squad leaders and
    Princess Series members,
[04:43] Gekko Announcer
    report to the conference room at once.
[04:53] Bosslar
    Your attention, please!
[04:55] Bosslar
    The time is nigh!
[04:56] Bosslar
    This is the birth of our greatest
    monster yet, the Ultimate Phantom!
[05:01] Narrator
    For the sake of any viewers
    who may have forgotten,
SIGN    Allow me to explain!
[05:04] Narrator
    allow me to explain once more!
SIGN    Negative
SIGN    Negative Energy
[05:06] Narrator
    Secret Society Gekko is trying to use
    the negative energy emitted by humans
SIGN    Ultimate Phantom
[05:10] Narrator
    to fuel the creation of the Ultimate
    Phantom, their greatest monster yet!
[05:17] Snake
    Hey, about dang time!
[05:19] Bosslar
    It is your diligent efforts that
    have made this day possible!
[05:24] Bosslar
    Behold! It's filled to the
    brim with negative energy!
[05:27] Bosslar
    Now, let us celebrate!
[05:33] Desumi
    Celebrate... Cake...
[05:36] Desumi
    Cutting a cake...
[05:38] Bosslar
    At last, our plans for world
    domination will bear fruit!
[05:45] Beast
    I feel you, Reaper Princess.
[05:47] Beast
    Our day is finally here!
[05:51] Desumi
    Stupid Fudo...
[05:54] Bosslar
    Now, awaken!
[05:58] Bosslar
    Our greatest monster, Ultimate Phantom!
SIGN    Ultimate
[06:18] Ultimate
    Pucka-pucka.
[06:23] Ultimate
    Goo-goo.
[06:26] Ultimate
    Pucka-pucka. Pucka.
[06:29] Steel
    It's not quite what I'd imagined.
[06:31] Beast
    Looks pretty weak to me.
[06:33] Blood
    Is it... a failure?
[06:36] Bosslar
    I-It can't be!
[06:39] Bosslar
    I created you for but one purpose!
[06:41] Bosslar
    Destroy humanity and bring
    about our dream of—
[06:48] Bosslar
    Owie!
[06:55] Bear
    Wh-What in the world?!
[06:56] Blood
    Bosslar-sama!
[07:03] Bear
    What?!
[07:05] Eagle
    Is it...
[07:06] Drone
    ...out of control?
[07:12] Bosslar
    Why... Why?!
[07:15] Bosslar
    Ultimate Phantom!
[07:18] Beast
    Bad little boys who don't do as they're told
[07:21] Beast
    need punishment!
SIGN    Major Yikes Kannonflame
[07:39] Beast
    Right here, kid!
SIGN    Rampaging Lion Claws
[07:44] Beast
    Rampaging Lion Claws!
[07:46] Blood
    Bloody Slicer!
SIGN    Bloody Slicer
[07:51] Judgment
    Duàn Zuì Liè Lún!
SIGN    Duàn Zuì Liè Lún
[08:00] Beast
    How d'you like that?
[08:08] Bear
    Step aside, Princess Series!
[08:10] Bear
    Fire!
[08:28] Bear
    Did we do it?!
[08:32] Bear
    What?!
[08:33] Bear
    It did nothing—
[08:43] Steel
    C-Culverin Bear-sama!
[08:45] Beast
    It ate him?!
[08:49] Steel
    Damn you!
[08:59] Beast
    It integrates whatever it eats?
[09:07] Beast
    N-Not good!
SIGN    Desumi Fudo
SIGN    Radiance
[09:34] Fudo
    All done!
[09:36] Prof
    Fudo-kun, it's time to head to the shoot!
[09:40] Fudo
    Yes, sir!
[09:52] Hashi-An
    Fudo-san!
[09:53] Fudo
    Hashimoto-san!
[09:58] Beast
    Hey! What's with you, Reaper?
[10:00] Steel
    It ate Bear-sama!
[10:03] Beast
    Oh, for... Can someone
    here get real already?!
[10:06] Beast
    It's heading for the city!
    We have to go after it!
[10:13] Fudo
    Please... pick up, Desumi-san!
[10:17] Judgment
    Are you all right?
[10:18] Drone
    Ow, ow...
[10:20] Drone
    Yes, thanks. I'm fine.
SIGN    Fudo
SIGN    Fudo
SIGN    Fudo
SIGN    Fudo
[10:27] Desumi
    Hmph!
[10:28] Snake
    Sheesh, what a mess!
[10:37] Desumi
    What a fool I've been.
[10:45] Director
    Fudo-kun, I'd really like to start the shoot.
[10:48] Fudo
    R-Right. Thanks.
SIGN    Desumi-san
    Calling
[10:52] Fudo
    Desumi-san...
[11:02] Hashi-An
    Is something the matter?
[11:06] Fudo
    Not at all.
[11:07] Hashi-An
    Really?
[11:09] Hashi-An
    Then I hope we can get started!
[11:13] Director
    Time for Scene 3, cutting the cake!
[11:20] Fudo
    It's begun at last.
[11:23] Director
    Action!
[11:38] Hashi-An
    Excuse me, Fudo-san.
[11:40] Hashi-An
    You're holding it too hard!
[11:43] Fudo
    I'm sorry.
[11:46] Fudo
    I can only cut my first cake with Desumi-san!
[12:07] Ultimate
    Pucka-pucka.
[12:10] Fudo
    What is that monster?!
[12:15] Reporter
    I'm currently over a wedding venue
    where an explosion just occurred!
SIGN    BREAKING
    CITY WEDDING VENUE
    SUDDEN EXPLOSION
[12:20] Reporter
    Look at this!
[12:21] Reporter
    The smoke hasn't even settled!
[12:23] Reporter
    We can't tell if it's an accident
    or intentional at this time.
[12:27] Reporter
    But it's dangerous to be in the area,
    so we implore everyone to stay away!
[12:30] Judgment
    The explosion appears to be
    the work of Ultimate Phantom.
[12:33] Reporter
    I'm getting new information now.
[12:35] Reporter
    It seems Fudo Aikawa of Gelato 5
    was filming at this venue!
[12:44] Desumi
    Fudo?
[12:47] Fudo
    You need to get to safety!
[12:49] Hashi-An
    I will!
[12:54] Fudo
    Is this a new Gekko monster?
[12:58] Ultimate
    Destroy... humans.
SIGN    Desumi
    Fudo
[13:04] Fudo
    The cake I made for Desumi-san and me!
[13:09] Daigo
    Fudo!
[13:09] Hayato
    You okay?
[13:12] Daigo
    Did you really just turn
    your back on the enemy?
[13:14] Misaki
    Come on, let's get transformed!
[13:17] Misaki
    Hey... were you crying?
[13:19] Fudo
    C-Certainly not!
[13:24] Fudo
    Let's go! Time to transform!
[13:31] Team
    Freezing Change!
[13:33] Changer
    Five!
[13:34] Changer
    Four!
[13:36] Changer
    Three!
[13:37] Changer
    Two!
[13:38] Changer
    One!
[13:39] Changer
    Change Gelato!
[13:44] Red
    The aroma of strawberry,
    the flavor of justice!
[13:48] Red
    Red Gelato!
[13:50] Blue
    The aroma of soda, the flavor of courage!
[13:54] Blue
    Blue Gelato!
[13:56] Yellow
    The aroma of lemon, the flavor of life!
[13:59] Yellow
    Yellow Gelato!
[14:02] Pink
    The aroma of peach, the flavor of love!
[14:05] Pink
    Pink Gelato!
[14:08] Green
    The aroma of pistachio, the flavor of peace!
[14:11] Green
    Green Gelato!
[14:14] Gelato 5
    Together, we are...
[14:16] Gelato 5
    Freezing Sentai Gelato 5!
[14:21] Red
    Underestimate us on pain of fire!
[14:41] Yellow
    Here's one for you!
[14:45] Yellow
    Megaton Lemon Crush!
[14:52] Pink
    Misaki-san!
[14:53] Pink
    Let go of her!
[14:55] Pink
    Sky Peach Rain!
[15:01] Blue
    Right over here!
[15:03] Blue
    Twin Soda Slash!
[15:16] Red
    Sweet Berry Impact!
[15:20] Red
    Daigo-san!
[15:22] Green
    Right!
[15:25] Green
    Vacuum Pistachio Strike!
[15:30] Green
    Your ferocity is truly admirable.
[15:33] Green
    I only wish we could have
    met under different—
[15:41] Red
    Guys!
[15:44] Reporter
    The building's coming down!
[15:47] Reporter
    Are our heroes safe?!
[15:48] Fudo's Mother
    Oh my!
[15:50] Reporter
    L-Look at that!
[15:51] Reporter
    The fight isn't over!
[15:53] Reporter
    And the giant monster
    seems completely unharmed!
[15:57] Green
    I'm sorry, Fudo.
[15:59] Reporter
    And it looks like our heroes
    have taken quite a beating...
[16:02] Reporter
    How in the world is this going to turn out?
[16:09] Beast
    Finally caught up.
[16:11] Reporter
    It looks like Gekko reinforcements
    have just arrived!
[16:15] Reporter
    Not only are they facing a ferocious monster,
[16:15] Desumi's Father
    Here's our chance!
[16:17] Reporter
    but the Princess Series
    have also joined the fight!
[16:17] Kids
    Go, Gekko!
[16:20] Reporter
    This might be the greatest
    crisis Gelato 5 has ever faced!
[16:26] Steel
    You'll pay.
[16:28] Steel
    You'll pay!
[16:34] Steel
    Iron Prison!
SIGN    Iron Prison
[16:36] Reporter
    Oh! There seems to be some
    in-fighting going on!
[16:39] Reporter
    What could be the cause of it?!
[16:40] Beast
    I'll slice you to ribbons!
[16:53] Beast
    S-Steel!
[17:05] Beast
    Y-You damned monster...
[17:08] Reporter
    It appears Gekko doesn't have
    control of this monster.
[17:14] Reporter
    And now...
[17:15] Reporter
    It's devouring the cake!
[17:17] Reporter
    It just does whatever it wants!
[17:24] Red
    This thing...
[17:25] Reporter
    The monster's appearance is changing!
[17:35] Desumi
    Fudo...
SIGN    Desumi
    Fudo
[17:54] Blue
    That thing is incredible!
[17:57] Red
    Red here.
[17:59] Prof
    Fudo-kun, hold it horizontal!
[18:02] Prof
    Fudo-kun.
[18:03] Prof
    We're left with no other choice.
[18:05] Prof
    It'll be quite a test run, but you'll
    have to use that weapon we discussed.
[18:09] Prof
    The Combiner Sword, Gelato Claymore!
[18:12] Prof
    That weapon will surely defeat the monster.
[18:15] Prof
    Everyone, combine your weapons!
[18:22] Red
    Let's go!
[18:24] Team
    Combine!
[18:38] Team
    Complete! Gelato Claymore!
[18:42] Reporter
    Are you seeing this, everyone?
[18:44] Reporter
    Gelato 5's weapons, and their hearts...
[18:47] Reporter
    are united!
[18:52] Red
    Everyone!
[18:53] Reporter
    Blue, Green, Pink, and
    Yellow have been captured!
[19:01] Reporter
    Red's wound appears quite serious.
[19:04] Reporter
    What in the world will happen next?!
[19:06] Red
    Damn it!
[19:14] Reporter
    What is this?!
[19:17] Blue
    It can't be!
[19:18] Reporter
    Reaper Princess joins the battle!
[19:21] Reporter
    I can't believe what I'm seeing!
[19:23] Reporter
    Those two eternal rivals...
    working as a team?!
[19:27] Red
    Desumi-san?
[19:29] Desumi
    I'm sorry for being selfish.
[19:32] Desumi
    I'm sure you must hate me now.
[19:35] Red
    I wouldn't. Never ever.
[19:37] Red
    Not even if the heavens fell to the earth!
[19:41] Desumi
    Fudo!
[19:43] Red
    Desumi-san.
[19:45] Reporter
    I can't hear what they're saying,
[19:47] Reporter
    but it's easy to imagine it's
    a heated exchange of insults!
[19:55] Desumi
    Are you ready, Fudo?
[19:56] Red
    I am, Desumi-san!
[20:23] Pink
    I know they can do this!
[20:27] Beast
    Just do it, Reaper!
[20:31] Team
    Go!
[20:33] Desumi
    What? Fudo, is this...
[20:36] Red
    Yes, this is...
[20:42] Red& Desumi
    ...like we're cutting a cake!
[20:55] Blue
    Heck yeah!
[20:56] Beast
    Running away with the glory...
[21:00] Boys A&B
    They did it!
[21:01] Fudo's Mother
    That's my Fudo!
[21:03] Urami
    Big Sister!
[21:04] Kids
    Big Sis!
[21:20] Fudo
    Thank you, Desumi-san.
[21:22] Fudo
    I would have lost for sure if not for you.
[21:25] Desumi
    I'm the one who should thank you.
[21:27] Desumi
    You made us a cake, didn't you?
[21:31] Desumi
    I'd love to actually eat the next one!
[21:33] Fudo
    Easily provided, Desumi-san!
[21:37] Fudo
    This child... isn't it that monster?
[21:39] Desumi
    I think it is.
[21:41] Desumi
    It's too small to cause any
    more harm now, I'm sure.
[21:43] Baby
    Papa! Mama!
[21:46] Fudo
    R-Really!
[21:47] Fudo
    This appears to be a case
    of mistaken identity!
[21:50] Desumi
    Honestly, what a silly baby!
[21:52] Reporter
    After vanquishing the giant monster,
[21:54] Reporter
    has a new friendship sprung up between them?!
[21:56] Reporter
    Let's have an interview!
[22:00] Reporter
    Rondo of the Reaper!
SIGN    Rondo of the Reaper
[22:07] Reporter
    Th-There's no mutual understanding at all!
[22:13] Fudo
    N-Not bad, Reaper Princess!
[22:17] Desumi
    F-Friendship? Don't be absurd!
[22:20] Desumi
    I am Reaper Princess.
[22:21] Desumi
    The cold and merciless devil incarnate!
[22:24] Desumi
    Never forget that.
[22:25] Baby
    Mama! Mama!
[22:38] Fudo
    Let us meet again, De—
[22:39] Fudo
    Reaper Princess!
[22:42] Desumi
    A-Any time, Fu—
[22:44] Desumi
    Red Gelato!
[22:46] Narrator
    Allow me to explain!
SIGN    Allow me to explain!
[22:48] Narrator
    This is the story of a hero of justice
[22:51] Narrator
    and a secret society's combatant
[22:52] Narrator
    walking the road of forbidden love!