# E12 - Eternal Rivals
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GEVUZ4Z09/eternal-rivals)
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**[00:08] Bosslar**
Soon, very soon...
***SIGN*** Ultimate
**[00:10] Bosslar**
The world will belong to Gekko!
***SIGN*** Episode 12 Eternal Rivals
**[00:21] Fudo**
Delicious!
**[00:22] Fudo**
They're like little hamburgers!
**[00:25] Desumi**
They're macarons.
**[00:27] Desumi**
And I made lots, so there are plenty
more where that came from.
**[00:29] Fudo**
Thanks.
**[00:31] Fudo**
Oh, and Desumi-san.
**[00:33] Fudo**
It looks like I'm going to
be in another commercial.
**[00:37] Fudo**
Here's the outline.
**[00:38] Desumi**
I can't wait!
**[00:41] Desumi**
What's it for this time?
**[00:43] Fudo**
It's some bridal thing.
***SIGN*** Twitch
**[00:46] Fudo**
What? It's just my usual commercial stuff.
***SIGN*** Kishimoto Weddings, Ltd
***SIGN*** New Commercial
***SIGN*** Our Wedding Is On
***SIGN*** Outline
**[00:49] Desumi**
*"Our Wedding Is On"?!*
***SIGN*** Our Wedding Is On
Outline
**[00:52] Desumi**
*And his costar is...*
***SIGN*** "Bride"
Anna Hashimoto
**[00:53] Desumi**
*The current big star, Hashi-An?!*
***SIGN*** The Cutest Anna Hashimoto
***SIGN*** In-Depth Guest
***SIGN*** Beshakuri
**[00:55] Desumi**
* The one who just said that Red's*
* her favorite member of Gelato 5...*
**[01:02] Fudo**
What is it, Desumi-san?
**[01:04] Desumi**
*"Scene 1. The couple enters the chapel."*
**[01:05] Fudo**
Desumi-san?
**[01:06] Desumi**
* "Scene 2. They gaze at each*
* other before the priest."*
**[01:07] Fudo**
Hello, Desumi-san?
**[01:10] Desumi**
*"Scene 3. They cut the cake."*
**[01:10] Fudo**
D-Desumi-san?
**[01:13] ---**
* Then the line: "For your big*
* day, choose Kishimoto Weddings."*
**[01:15] Fudo**
Desumi-san?
**[01:19] Desumi**
Fudo-kun...
**[01:20] ---**
Y-Yes?
**[01:22] Desumi**
This is one job that you dare not accept.
**[01:24] Fudo**
Wh-Why not?!
**[01:26] Fudo**
But I have to, Desumi-san!
**[01:28] Fudo**
The rest of the team turned them down!
**[01:31] (Flashback) Hayato**
My fans would be distraught to
see me in a commercial like that!
**[01:35] (Flashback) Hayato**
I'll pass, thanks.
**[01:36] (Flashback) Daigo**
It's incompatible with my image.
**[01:39] Fudo**
So I'm the only one left!
**[01:42] Desumi**
Well, you can't do it, either!
**[01:43] Fudo**
What's wrong with you, Desumi-san?
**[01:45] Fudo**
You've never been this selfish before.
**[01:48] Desumi**
Selfish?
**[01:50] Fudo**
This is my job.
**[01:51] Fudo**
How can I—
**[01:53] Desumi**
Fine, then!
**[01:54] Desumi**
Go cut your cake with Hashi-An or whatever!
**[01:57] Fudo**
Wait, Desumi-san!
**[01:59] Fudo**
Desumi-san!
**[02:01] Fudo**
What in the world happened there?
**[02:04] Haru**
I heard everything!
**[02:07] Fudo**
Haru-kun?
**[02:08] Fudo**
It's not nice to eavesdrop!
**[02:10] Fudo**
But yes, please tell me...
**[02:12] Fudo**
Why is Desumi-san so upset?
**[02:15] Fudo**
It's just a commercial!
**[02:17] Haru**
"Just a commercial..."
**[02:18] Haru**
Yet it *is* a commercial.
**[02:20] Haru**
Try to imagine it, Senpai.
**[02:22] Haru**
The person you most love, cutting a
cake with a total stranger...
**[02:28] Fudo**
Cutting a cake...
***SIGN*** Guahhh!!
**[02:36] Haru**
Do you grasp it now, Senpai?
**[02:40] Fudo**
What an incorrigible fool I've been!
**[02:43] Haru**
You can still make it right!
**[02:46] Prof**
What's all this, now?
***SIGN*** Thump
**[02:49] Fudo**
I just realized that I can't
do the cake-cutting scene!
**[02:52] Fudo**
Please, let me withdraw from the commercial!
**[02:54] Prof**
Why can't you do the cake-cutting scene?
**[02:57] Prof**
Nothing doing!
**[02:58] Prof**
Kishimoto Weddings is a
very important sponsor!
**[03:01] Fudo**
I'm begging you!
**[03:02] Prof**
Honestly!
**[03:04] Prof**
All right, Fudo-kun.
***SIGN*** Combined Weapon Proposal
**[03:06] Prof**
Look at this.
**[03:07] Prof**
The combined weapon made up
from your individual weapons
**[03:12] Prof**
has been stalled for a while
due to lack of funding.
**[03:16] Prof**
But just the other day, it became reality!
**[03:20] Prof**
Thanks to their large contribution.
**[03:23] Prof**
Although it's just a commercial, it's an
important part of our fight for world peace!
**[03:27] Prof**
Please don't be unreasonable.
**[03:31] Fudo**
*For the sake of world peace...*
**[03:33] Fudo**
*But is it worth making Desumi-san unhappy?*
**[03:38] (Flashback) Desumi**
I made lots!
**[03:41] Fudo**
That's it!
**[03:42] Prof**
What now?
**[03:44] Fudo**
*I'll make my own cake*
**[03:46] Fudo**
* and do my first cake-cutting with Desumi*
* before the commercial is filmed!*
**[03:52] Fudo**
No!
**[03:53] Fudo**
It's not good enough.
***SIGN*** Fudo
***SIGN*** You have no new messages
**[04:17] Combatant A**
I ain't goin' in there!
**[04:18] Combatant B**
Too dangerous.
**[04:20] Beast**
What's all this about?
**[04:22] Combatant**
W-Well, you see...
***SIGN*** Menacing
**[04:28] Steel**
Is that...
**[04:29] Steel**
Reaper-san?
**[04:34] Desumi**
He hasn't called me in two whole days!
**[04:36] Desumi**
Stupid, stupid, stupid Fudo!
**[04:40] Gekko Announcer**
* All squad leaders and*
* Princess Series members,*
**[04:43] Gekko Announcer**
*report to the conference room at once.*
**[04:53] Bosslar**
Your attention, please!
**[04:55] Bosslar**
The time is nigh!
**[04:56] Bosslar**
This is the birth of our greatest
monster yet, the Ultimate Phantom!
**[05:01] Narrator**
* For the sake of any viewers*
* who may have forgotten,*
***SIGN*** Allow me to explain!
**[05:04] Narrator**
*allow me to explain once more!*
***SIGN*** Negative
***SIGN*** Negative Energy
**[05:06] Narrator**
* Secret Society Gekko is trying to use*
* the negative energy emitted by humans*
***SIGN*** Ultimate Phantom
**[05:10] Narrator**
* to fuel the creation of the Ultimate*
* Phantom, their greatest monster yet!*
**[05:17] Snake**
Hey, about dang time!
**[05:19] Bosslar**
It is your diligent efforts that
have made this day possible!
**[05:24] Bosslar**
Behold! It's filled to the
brim with negative energy!
**[05:27] Bosslar**
Now, let us celebrate!
**[05:33] Desumi**
*Celebrate... Cake...*
**[05:36] Desumi**
*Cutting a cake...*
**[05:38] Bosslar**
At last, our plans for world
domination will bear fruit!
**[05:45] Beast**
I feel you, Reaper Princess.
**[05:47] Beast**
Our day is finally here!
**[05:51] Desumi**
*Stupid Fudo...*
**[05:54] Bosslar**
Now, awaken!
**[05:58] Bosslar**
Our greatest monster, Ultimate Phantom!
***SIGN*** Ultimate
**[06:18] Ultimate**
Pucka-pucka.
**[06:23] Ultimate**
Goo-goo.
**[06:26] Ultimate**
Pucka-pucka. Pucka.
**[06:29] Steel**
It's not quite what I'd imagined.
**[06:31] Beast**
Looks pretty weak to me.
**[06:33] Blood**
Is it... a failure?
**[06:36] Bosslar**
I-It can't be!
**[06:39] Bosslar**
I created you for but one purpose!
**[06:41] Bosslar**
Destroy humanity and bring
about our dream of—
**[06:48] Bosslar**
Owie!
**[06:55] Bear**
Wh-What in the world?!
**[06:56] Blood**
Bosslar-sama!
**[07:03] Bear**
What?!
**[07:05] Eagle**
Is it...
**[07:06] Drone**
...out of control?
**[07:12] Bosslar**
Why... Why?!
**[07:15] Bosslar**
Ultimate Phantom!
**[07:18] Beast**
Bad little boys who don't do as they're told
**[07:21] Beast**
need punishment!
***SIGN*** Major Yikes Kannonflame
**[07:39] Beast**
Right here, kid!
***SIGN*** Rampaging Lion Claws
**[07:44] Beast**
Rampaging Lion Claws!
**[07:46] Blood**
Bloody Slicer!
***SIGN*** Bloody Slicer
**[07:51] Judgment**
Duàn Zuì Liè Lún!
***SIGN*** Duàn Zuì Liè Lún
**[08:00] Beast**
How d'you like that?
**[08:08] Bear**
Step aside, Princess Series!
**[08:10] Bear**
Fire!
**[08:28] Bear**
Did we do it?!
**[08:32] Bear**
What?!
**[08:33] Bear**
It did nothing—
**[08:43] Steel**
C-Culverin Bear-sama!
**[08:45] Beast**
It ate him?!
**[08:49] Steel**
Damn you!
**[08:59] Beast**
It integrates whatever it eats?
**[09:07] Beast**
N-Not good!
***SIGN*** Desumi Fudo
***SIGN*** Radiance
**[09:34] Fudo**
All done!
**[09:36] Prof**
Fudo-kun, it's time to head to the shoot!
**[09:40] Fudo**
Yes, sir!
**[09:52] Hashi-An**
Fudo-san!
**[09:53] Fudo**
Hashimoto-san!
**[09:58] Beast**
Hey! What's with you, Reaper?
**[10:00] Steel**
It ate Bear-sama!
**[10:03] Beast**
Oh, for... Can someone
here get real already?!
**[10:06] Beast**
It's heading for the city!
We have to go after it!
**[10:13] Fudo**
*Please... pick up, Desumi-san!*
**[10:17] Judgment**
Are you all right?
**[10:18] Drone**
Ow, ow...
**[10:20] Drone**
Yes, thanks. I'm fine.
***SIGN*** Fudo
***SIGN*** Fudo
***SIGN*** Fudo
***SIGN*** Fudo
**[10:27] Desumi**
Hmph!
**[10:28] Snake**
Sheesh, what a mess!
**[10:37] Desumi**
What a fool I've been.
**[10:45] Director**
Fudo-kun, I'd really like to start the shoot.
**[10:48] Fudo**
R-Right. Thanks.
***SIGN*** Desumi-san
Calling
**[10:52] Fudo**
Desumi-san...
**[11:02] Hashi-An**
Is something the matter?
**[11:06] Fudo**
Not at all.
**[11:07] Hashi-An**
Really?
**[11:09] Hashi-An**
Then I hope we can get started!
**[11:13] Director**
Time for Scene 3, cutting the cake!
**[11:20] Fudo**
*It's begun at last.*
**[11:23] Director**
Action!
**[11:38] Hashi-An**
Excuse me, Fudo-san.
**[11:40] Hashi-An**
You're holding it too hard!
**[11:43] Fudo**
I'm sorry.
**[11:46] Fudo**
*I can only cut my first cake with Desumi-san!*
**[12:07] Ultimate**
Pucka-pucka.
**[12:10] Fudo**
*What is that monster?!*
**[12:15] Reporter**
I'm currently over a wedding venue
where an explosion just occurred!
***SIGN*** BREAKING
CITY WEDDING VENUE
SUDDEN EXPLOSION
**[12:20] Reporter**
*Look at this!*
**[12:21] Reporter**
*The smoke hasn't even settled!*
**[12:23] Reporter**
* We can't tell if it's an accident*
* or intentional at this time.*
**[12:27] Reporter**
* But it's dangerous to be in the area,*
* so we implore everyone to stay away!*
**[12:30] Judgment**
The explosion appears to be
the work of Ultimate Phantom.
**[12:33] Reporter**
*I'm getting new information now.*
**[12:35] Reporter**
* It seems Fudo Aikawa of Gelato 5*
* was filming at this venue!*
**[12:44] Desumi**
Fudo?
**[12:47] Fudo**
You need to get to safety!
**[12:49] Hashi-An**
I will!
**[12:54] Fudo**
*Is this a new Gekko monster?*
**[12:58] Ultimate**
Destroy... humans.
***SIGN*** Desumi
Fudo
**[13:04] Fudo**
*The cake I made for Desumi-san and me!*
**[13:09] Daigo**
Fudo!
**[13:09] Hayato**
You okay?
**[13:12] Daigo**
Did you really just turn
your back on the enemy?
**[13:14] Misaki**
Come on, let's get transformed!
**[13:17] Misaki**
Hey... were you crying?
**[13:19] Fudo**
C-Certainly not!
**[13:24] Fudo**
Let's go! Time to transform!
**[13:31] Team**
Freezing Change!
**[13:33] Changer**
*Five!*
**[13:34] Changer**
*Four!*
**[13:36] Changer**
*Three!*
**[13:37] Changer**
*Two!*
**[13:38] Changer**
*One!*
**[13:39] Changer**
*Change Gelato!*
**[13:44] Red**
The aroma of strawberry,
the flavor of justice!
**[13:48] Red**
Red Gelato!
**[13:50] Blue**
The aroma of soda, the flavor of courage!
**[13:54] Blue**
Blue Gelato!
**[13:56] Yellow**
The aroma of lemon, the flavor of life!
**[13:59] Yellow**
Yellow Gelato!
**[14:02] Pink**
The aroma of peach, the flavor of love!
**[14:05] Pink**
Pink Gelato!
**[14:08] Green**
The aroma of pistachio, the flavor of peace!
**[14:11] Green**
Green Gelato!
**[14:14] Gelato 5**
Together, we are...
**[14:16] Gelato 5**
Freezing Sentai Gelato 5!
**[14:21] Red**
Underestimate us on pain of fire!
**[14:41] Yellow**
Here's one for you!
**[14:45] Yellow**
Megaton Lemon Crush!
**[14:52] Pink**
Misaki-san!
**[14:53] Pink**
Let go of her!
**[14:55] Pink**
Sky Peach Rain!
**[15:01] Blue**
Right over here!
**[15:03] Blue**
Twin Soda Slash!
**[15:16] Red**
Sweet Berry Impact!
**[15:20] Red**
Daigo-san!
**[15:22] Green**
Right!
**[15:25] Green**
Vacuum Pistachio Strike!
**[15:30] Green**
Your ferocity is truly admirable.
**[15:33] Green**
I only wish we could have
met under different—
**[15:41] Red**
Guys!
**[15:44] Reporter**
The building's coming down!
**[15:47] Reporter**
*Are our heroes safe?!*
**[15:48] Fudo's Mother**
Oh my!
**[15:50] Reporter**
L-Look at that!
**[15:51] Reporter**
The fight isn't over!
**[15:53] Reporter**
And the giant monster
seems completely unharmed!
**[15:57] Green**
I'm sorry, Fudo.
**[15:59] Reporter**
And it looks like our heroes
have taken quite a beating...
**[16:02] Reporter**
How in the world is this going to turn out?
**[16:09] Beast**
Finally caught up.
**[16:11] Reporter**
It looks like Gekko reinforcements
have just arrived!
**[16:15] Reporter**
*Not only are they facing a ferocious monster,*
**[16:15] Desumi's Father**
Here's our chance!
**[16:17] Reporter**
* but the Princess Series*
* have also joined the fight!*
**[16:17] Kids**
Go, Gekko!
**[16:20] Reporter**
This might be the greatest
crisis Gelato 5 has ever faced!
**[16:26] Steel**
You'll pay.
**[16:28] Steel**
You'll pay!
**[16:34] Steel**
Iron Prison!
***SIGN*** Iron Prison
**[16:36] Reporter**
Oh! There seems to be some
in-fighting going on!
**[16:39] Reporter**
What could be the cause of it?!
**[16:40] Beast**
I'll slice you to ribbons!
**[16:53] Beast**
S-Steel!
**[17:05] Beast**
Y-You damned monster...
**[17:08] Reporter**
It appears Gekko doesn't have
control of this monster.
**[17:14] Reporter**
And now...
**[17:15] Reporter**
It's devouring the cake!
**[17:17] Reporter**
It just does whatever it wants!
**[17:24] Red**
This thing...
**[17:25] Reporter**
The monster's appearance is changing!
**[17:35] Desumi**
Fudo...
***SIGN*** Desumi
Fudo
**[17:54] Blue**
That thing is incredible!
**[17:57] Red**
Red here.
**[17:59] Prof**
*Fudo-kun, hold it horizontal!*
**[18:02] Prof**
*Fudo-kun.*
**[18:03] Prof**
*We're left with no other choice.*
**[18:05] Prof**
* It'll be quite a test run, but you'll*
* have to use that weapon we discussed.*
**[18:09] Prof**
*The Combiner Sword, Gelato Claymore!*
**[18:12] Prof**
*That weapon will surely defeat the monster.*
**[18:15] Prof**
*Everyone, combine your weapons!*
**[18:22] Red**
Let's go!
**[18:24] Team**
Combine!
**[18:38] Team**
Complete! Gelato Claymore!
**[18:42] Reporter**
Are you seeing this, everyone?
**[18:44] Reporter**
Gelato 5's weapons, and their hearts...
**[18:47] Reporter**
are united!
**[18:52] Red**
Everyone!
**[18:53] Reporter**
Blue, Green, Pink, and
Yellow have been captured!
**[19:01] Reporter**
Red's wound appears quite serious.
**[19:04] Reporter**
What in the world will happen next?!
**[19:06] Red**
Damn it!
**[19:14] Reporter**
What is this?!
**[19:17] Blue**
It can't be!
**[19:18] Reporter**
Reaper Princess joins the battle!
**[19:21] Reporter**
I can't believe what I'm seeing!
**[19:23] Reporter**
Those two eternal rivals...
working as a team?!
**[19:27] Red**
Desumi-san?
**[19:29] Desumi**
I'm sorry for being selfish.
**[19:32] Desumi**
I'm sure you must hate me now.
**[19:35] Red**
I wouldn't. Never ever.
**[19:37] Red**
Not even if the heavens fell to the earth!
**[19:41] Desumi**
Fudo!
**[19:43] Red**
Desumi-san.
**[19:45] Reporter**
I can't hear what they're saying,
**[19:47] Reporter**
but it's easy to imagine it's
a heated exchange of insults!
**[19:55] Desumi**
Are you ready, Fudo?
**[19:56] Red**
I am, Desumi-san!
**[20:23] Pink**
I know they can do this!
**[20:27] Beast**
Just do it, Reaper!
**[20:31] Team**
Go!
**[20:33] Desumi**
What? Fudo, is this...
**[20:36] Red**
Yes, this is...
**[20:42] Red& Desumi**
...like we're cutting a cake!
**[20:55] Blue**
Heck yeah!
**[20:56] Beast**
Running away with the glory...
**[21:00] Boys A&B**
They did it!
**[21:01] Fudo's Mother**
That's my Fudo!
**[21:03] Urami**
Big Sister!
**[21:04] Kids**
Big Sis!
**[21:20] Fudo**
Thank you, Desumi-san.
**[21:22] Fudo**
I would have lost for sure if not for you.
**[21:25] Desumi**
I'm the one who should thank you.
**[21:27] Desumi**
You made us a cake, didn't you?
**[21:31] Desumi**
I'd love to actually eat the next one!
**[21:33] Fudo**
Easily provided, Desumi-san!
**[21:37] Fudo**
This child... isn't it that monster?
**[21:39] Desumi**
I think it is.
**[21:41] Desumi**
It's too small to cause any
more harm now, I'm sure.
**[21:43] Baby**
Papa! Mama!
**[21:46] Fudo**
R-Really!
**[21:47] Fudo**
This appears to be a case
of mistaken identity!
**[21:50] Desumi**
Honestly, what a silly baby!
**[21:52] Reporter**
After vanquishing the giant monster,
**[21:54] Reporter**
has a new friendship sprung up between them?!
**[21:56] Reporter**
Let's have an interview!
**[22:00] Reporter**
Rondo of the Reaper!
***SIGN*** Rondo of the Reaper
**[22:07] Reporter**
Th-There's no mutual understanding at all!
**[22:13] Fudo**
N-Not bad, Reaper Princess!
**[22:17] Desumi**
F-Friendship? Don't be absurd!
**[22:20] Desumi**
I am Reaper Princess.
**[22:21] Desumi**
The cold and merciless devil incarnate!
**[22:24] Desumi**
Never forget that.
**[22:25] Baby**
Mama! Mama!
**[22:38] Fudo**
Let us meet again, De—
**[22:39] Fudo**
Reaper Princess!
**[22:42] Desumi**
A-Any time, Fu—
**[22:44] Desumi**
Red Gelato!
**[22:46] Narrator**
*Allow me to explain!*
***SIGN*** Allow me to explain!
**[22:48] Narrator**
*This is the story of a hero of justice*
**[22:51] Narrator**
*and a secret society's combatant*
**[22:52] Narrator**
*walking the road of forbidden love!*