E6 - As Long as We're at the Beach...

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[00:22] Desumi
    Gosh, it's hot!
[00:24] Fudo
    Yeah, summer's in full swing.
[00:27] Fudo
    By the way, Desumi-san.
[00:28] Fudo
    There's a lot to do in the summer, isn't there?
[00:31] Fudo
    Is there anything you'd
    like to do as a couple?
[00:34] Desumi
    What a great idea, Fudo!
[00:36] Desumi
    Let's see... what would be best?
[00:40] Desumi
    Barbecues, fireworks displays...
[00:42] Desumi
    Let's see...
[00:44] Desumi
    A trip to the mountains would be nice,
[00:46] Desumi
    but I think it has to be the beach!
[00:47] Fudo
    The beach?!
[00:52] Desumi
    Fudo?
[00:54] Fudo
    Swimsuits?!
[00:56] Desumi
    Hey! Fudo?
SIGN    Opening Theme
    
    "Koi wa Explosion (feat. Culverin Bear )"
    
    Vocals: Masayoshi Oishi
    
    Lyrics • Music • Mixing: Masayoshi Oishi
SIGN    Episode 6 As Long as We're at the Beach...
SIGN    Tense
[02:38] Beast
    Aha!
SIGN    Tense
SIGN    Tense
[02:39] Beast
    Truly becoming of my rival, Reaper Princess!
SIGN    Tense
SIGN    Tense
SIGN    Tense
SIGN    Tense
SIGN    Tense
[02:42] Beast
    She exudes a forbidding aura,
    even during lunchtime!
SIGN    Tense
SIGN    Tense
SIGN    Tense
SIGN    Tense
SIGN    Tense
SIGN    Tense
[02:48] Beast
    What could be the poor recipient
    of the fire in her gaze?
SIGN    Green Tea Pudding
SIGN    Tiramisu
SIGN    Pasta Set
     Dessert Options
SIGN    Hmmm...
SIGN    Green Tea Pudding
SIGN    Tiramisu
[02:53] Beast
    You let me down, big-time!
[02:55] Beast
    Don't you know you've got
    an image to maintain?
[02:57] Beast
    You were the one person around here
    with a ferocity I could respect.
[03:03] Beast
    Now look at you, eating pasta with
    that goofy look on your face!
[03:06] Beast
    Why'd you want to join
    Gekko in the first place?
[03:09] Desumi
    I didn't. My family applied for me.
[03:11] Beast
    What are you, an idol?!
[03:14] Beast
    But that entrance exam ain't easy.
    How the hell'd you pass, then?
[03:20] Desumi
    I just did my best,
[03:23] Desumi
    and they put me in a leadership role.
[03:26] Beast
    She never meant to apply? Is that
    why she doesn't take it seriously?
[03:32] Desumi
    Hey, Beast!
[03:33] Desumi
    Don't you think a beach would be
    a great place for our next attack?
[03:36] Beast
    Huh?!
[03:40] Gekko Announcer
    All squad leaders and Princess Series members,
    report to the conference room at once.
[03:44] Gekko Announcer
    I repeat.
[03:44] Beast
    They don't usually call
    us in at this time of day.
[03:45] Gekko Announcer
    All squad leaders and Princess Series members,
    report to the conference room at once.
[03:55] Beast
    Hey!
[03:56] Beast
    Drop the pasta and get moving!
[04:02] Beast
    Beast Princess and Reaper Princess,
     now in attendance!
SIGN    Allow me to explain!
[04:10] Narrator
    Allow me to explain!
[04:11] Narrator
    Secret Society Gekko is an
    uncompromising hierarchy!
SIGN    Supreme Leader Bosslar
SIGN    Monsters (Leaders)
SIGN    Bear Monster
SIGN    Snake Monster
SIGN    Wolf Monster
SIGN    Eagle Monster
SIGN    Lion Monster
SIGN    Rabbit Monster
SIGN    Princess Series (Sub-Leaders)
SIGN    Reaper
SIGN    Steel
SIGN    Blood
SIGN    Heat
SIGN    Beast
SIGN    Judgment
SIGN    Moonlight Soldiers
[04:17] Narrator
    Its six squadrons are led by
    their six strongest monsters,
[04:21] Narrator
    with the Princess Series serving
    below them as sub-leaders!
[04:26] Bosslar
    Allow me to reveal the reason
    I have called you all here today.
[04:30] Bosslar
    I have decided to create a new monster
    and establish a new squadron!
[04:38] Bosslar
    Reaper Princess, step forward!
[04:44] Bosslar
    Congratulations!
[04:47] Bosslar
    Reaper Princess, Desumi Magahara!
[04:52] Bosslar
    I am promoting you
[04:53] Bosslar
    from Princess Series to monster!
[04:58] Bosslar
    You'll undergo enhancement surgery,
[05:00] Bosslar
    be fused with an animal,
[05:01] Bosslar
    and acquire greater power than ever before!
[05:04] Desumi
    You... You want to make me a monster?
[05:06] Beast
    Damn it! They passed me over for her?!
[05:08] Desumi
    H-Hang on a min—
[05:10] Culverin
    You're moving up in the world at last!
[05:12] Culverin
    I always knew you had it in you!
[05:15] Catapult
    Welcome to the monster world!
[05:18] Matchlock
    These bodies are awesome, girl!
[05:22] Beast
    It's frustrating, but I'm gonna catch up soon!
[05:24] Beast
    Just wait and see!
[05:26] Drone
    Congratulations, Reaper-chan!
[05:28] Drone
    You'll be just like us!
[05:31] Desumi
    Drone Rabbit-senpai?
[05:33] Desumi
    She's so pretty...
[05:34] Desumi
    If I could become a cute monster
    like her, maybe it wouldn't be so bad.
[05:38] Bosslar
    Reaper Princess!
[05:41] Sign
    Fusion Concept Diagram
[05:41] Bosslar
    I intend to fuse you with a mountain gorilla!
[05:46] Bosslar
    A fusion between the two ultimate primates!
[05:49] Bosslar
    A true miracle of chemistry!
[05:52] Desumi
    Wait a minute!
[05:53] Bosslar
    The enhancement surgery
    will take place tomorrow!
[05:56] Desumi
    W-Wait...
[05:56] Bosslar
    That is all!
[05:57] Bosslar
    Dismissed!
[06:04] Desumi
    If I become a monster,
[06:05] Desumi
    it'll mean big changes to life as I know it.
[06:09] Desumi
    No beach date, either, probably.
[06:14] Desumi
    But I can't exactly say no...
SIGN    Lifetime Soldier
[06:21] Desumi's Father
    Hey, Desumi!
[06:23] Desumi's Father
    How ya doin'?
[06:24] Desumi
    Dad...
[06:26] Desumi's father
    Got a message from Bosslar-sama.
[06:29] Desumi's father
    He's promotin' you, he said!
[06:31] Desumi's father
    That's my perfect little girl!
[06:34] Desumi's little brother
    One, two...
[06:36] Desumi's family
    Congratulations, Sis!
[06:38] Desumi's father
    Never thought we'd have a monster in our
    very own family... It's a dream come true!
[06:43] Desumi's mother
    Now, dear, don't cry...
[06:45] Desumi's father
    I was a combatant all through to retirement,
[06:48] Desumi's father
    so it's makin' me so happy...
[06:49] Desumi's mother
    Give it your best, Desumi!
[06:52] Desumi
    Mom...
[06:53] Desumi
    The truth is... I'm not sure I want...
[06:56] Desumi's mother
    And after seeing' how hard you been workin',
[06:58] Desumi's mother
    your sister's finally started
    comin' out of her shell.
[07:02] Desumi's mother
    Go on, dear.
[07:02] Desumi's mother
    Talk to your big sister.
[07:05] Urami
    Big Sis.
[07:07] Desumi
    Urami...
[07:08] Urami
    I'm gonna join Gekko when I graduate.
[07:11] Urami
    You better keep fightin',
    even after you're a monster.
[07:14] Urami
    You're my idol, Big Sis.
[07:20] Desumi
    I hear ya, Urami.
[07:21] Desumi
    No worries.
[07:23] Desumi's mother
    See ya, Desumi!
[07:25] Desumi's mother
    Take care of yourself!
[07:27] Siblings
    See ya! Keep fightin', Big Sis!
[07:36] Desumi
    My Gekko teammates and my family
    are all so happy for me...
[07:41] Desumi
    They'll all be really upset if I
    turn the promotion down, right?
[07:50] Desumi
    I wonder what Fudo would say.
[07:55] Desumi
    H-Hey!
SIGN    Fudo
[07:58] Desumi
    F-Fudo?!
[08:00] Desumi
    Wh-Whaddya want?!
[08:02] Fudo
    That adorable Hakata dialect!
[08:04] Fudo
    I was just thinking about you,
    and I realized I wanted to hear your voice.
[08:09] Fudo
    Is something up?
[08:12] Fudo
    Your greeting was a little
    bit different than usual.
[08:13] Fudo
    Your greeting was a little
    bit different than usual.
[08:18] Fudo
    Nah, I'm sure I heard wrong.
[08:20] Fudo
    Don't worry about it.
[08:24] Fudo
    Give me one hour!
SIGN    I'm here, Desumi-san
[08:44] Desumi
    Fudo?
[08:56] Fudo
    I see.
[08:57] Fudo
    They want to make you a monster.
[08:59] Desumi
    Yeah, and combine me with a gorilla.
[09:02] Fudo
    You'd be the world's cutest gorilla!
[09:04] Desumi
    This is serious for me, okay?!
[09:10] Desumi
    Hey, Fudo.
[09:12] Desumi
    What do you think I should do?
[09:14] Fudo
    It doesn't matter what I think.
[09:16] Fudo
    What do you want to do?
[09:19] Desumi
    What I want to do...
[09:24] Desumi
    Now that I think about it, this whole time,
[09:26] Desumi
    I never even thought about it.
SIGN    Gekko Interview Site
[09:32] Fudo
    Desumi-san...
[09:34] Fudo
    Your kindness toward everyone around you
    is one of the things I love best about you.
[09:39] Fudo
    But you should turn a little bit of that
    kindness toward yourself every now and then.
[09:46] Fudo
    Now, what do you want to do?
[09:51] Desumi
    That's right.
[09:54] Desumi
    It is okay for me to choose, isn't it?
[09:58] Desumi
    If I become a gorilla,
[10:01] Desumi
    it's going to be harder to do my manicures,
    my cooking, my handicrafts...
[10:06] Desumi
    It would make it harder
    to see you, too, Fudo.
[10:09] Desumi
    I want to go back to the
    amusement park with you.
[10:11] Desumi
    I want to have our afterschool date.
[10:13] Desumi
    And I wouldn't feel comfortable going
    to the beach in any body but this one.
[10:17] Desumi
    I don't want to give up on any of that.
[10:21] Desumi
    Fudo...
[10:23] Desumi
    Meeting you has made me want
    to do so many new things.
[10:28] Desumi
    If I was still the person I was before you,
[10:30] Desumi
    I probably would have gone along with
    what everyone else wanted for me.
[10:34] Desumi
    But...
[10:37] Desumi
    I'm sorry, everyone.
[10:39] Desumi
    I can't become a gorilla yet!
[10:42] Desumi
    I want to be able to keep
    leaning on Fudo like this.
[10:51] Bosslar
    Wh-What?!
[10:54] Bosslar
    What do you mean, you don't
    want to become a monster?!
[10:57] Desumi
    That's my decision.
[10:59] Desumi
    I have no regrets.
[11:00] Beast
    Are you freakin' nuts, Reaper?!
[11:02] Culverin
    This is your chance to acquire true power!
[11:05] Bosslar
    You reject your great leader's generous offer?!
[11:09] Desumi
    Yes.
[11:19] Bosslar
    Magnificent!
[11:21] Bosslar
    You are truly a wonder, Reaper Princess!
[11:23] Desumi
    Huh?
[11:24] Bosslar
    Your style is to fight only with
    your naturally-given gifts!
[11:28] Bosslar
    Truly, you have the heart of a martial artist!
[11:31] Bosslar
    You believe accepting the power of an animal
    would be admitting your own weakness!
SIGN    Burned
[11:38] Bosslar
    All right! A round of applause
    for Reaper Princess!
[11:41] Bosslar
    You all could learn a thing or two from her!
SIGN    I told them I didn't want to become a monster!!
SIGN    Fudo
SIGN    Thanks, Fudo
SIGN    You followed your heart
     and turned them down!
SIGN    You're amazing, Desumi-san!
[11:54] Combatant A
    Hey, it's Reaper Princess!
[11:57] Combatant B
    She must have gotten her enhancement surgery!
[11:59] Combatant A
    So that's what she looks like after
    being combined with the gorilla?
[12:03] Combatant B
    Yeah! She's more intimidating than ever!
[12:08] Desumi
    Love After World Domination!
[12:22] Desumi
    Wow, the weather is great!
[12:26] Desumi
    I'm all ready! Let's go!
[12:29] Culverin
    One moment, Reaper Princess.
SIGN    Ack
[12:32] Culverin
    What are you doing with that beach stuff?
[12:34] Culverin
    Just because we're at the beach
    doesn't mean it's a vacation.
[12:38] Culverin
    Honestly.
[12:39] Culverin
    Now, are you sure about
    that tip you received?
[12:42] Desumi
    Yes, sir!
[12:43] Desumi
    Absolutely certain!
[12:45] (Flashback) Desumi
    You mean it, Fudo?
[12:47] (Flashback) Fudo
    Yeah.
[12:47] ---
    
[12:48] (Flashback) Fudo
    This Saturday, we'll be doing a test drive
    of King Gelato Robo at Shonan Beach.
[12:48] ---
    
[12:50] ---
    
[12:53] ---
    
[12:54] Narrator
    Allow me to explain!
[12:56] Narrator
    King Gelato Robo is a 12-piece combining
    robot designed to fight giant monsters!
[13:03] (Flashback) Desumi
    The beach...
[13:05] (Flashback) Desumi
    Does that mean...
[13:06] (Flashback) Fudo
    Yes!
[13:07] (Flashback) Fudo
    It's our chance for a beach date at last!
[13:11] (Flashback) Desumi
    That's great, Fudo!
SIGN    Sparkle
[13:12] (Flashback) Desumi
    I can't wait for Saturday!
[13:20] (Flashback) Desumi
    Hello? Is this Bear-sama?
[13:22] (Flashback) Desumi
    I've just gotten a secret
    tip about the heroes' activities.
SIGN    Gekko Aquatic Combat Loadout
    Reaper Princess
    (Swimsuit Provided)
[13:25] Desumi
    But it appears the heroes
    have not yet arrived.
[13:30] Culverin
    Then you should make careful
    preparations for their arrival.
[13:33] Culverin
    Our mission is to investigate
    and demolish the heroes' robot.
SIGN    Gekko Aquatic Combat Loadout
     Culverin Bear & Steel Princess
    (Swimsuits Provided)
[13:38] Culverin
    It's important to act
    carefully and discreetly.
[13:41] Steel
    This is a combined mission
    between our three squadrons.
[13:44] Steel
    Let's all work together,
    Reaper-san, Beast-sa—
[13:50] Steel
    Oh? Why are you hiding behind those rocks?
[13:53] Beast
    I a-ain't hidin'!
[13:56] Beast
    I just...
[13:58] Beast
    Well...
SIGN    Majima
[14:00] Beast
    Don't my outfit seem a little
    different from what you guys got?
SIGN    Gekko Aquatic Combat Loadout
    Beast Princess
    (Swimsuit Provided)
[14:03] Steel
    Certainly not.
[14:04] Steel
    It looks wonderful on you.
[14:05] Desumi
    Yes!
[14:06] Beast
    Y-You think?
[14:10] Beast
    Hey, Steel.
[14:12] Beast
    Don't stand next to me.
[14:13] Beast
    Buzz off!
[14:14] Steel
    But why? We should work together!
[14:16] Beast
    Just get lost, damn it!
[14:40] Culverin
    Retreat! Retreat!
[14:45] Professor
    Oh, sorry!
[14:46] Professor
    I accidentally fired the missiles!
[14:49] Fudo
    They didn't hit anybody.
[14:51] Fudo
    I don't... think.
[14:53] Fudo
    Probably.
[14:55] Beast
    They anticipated our sabotage mission.
[14:58] Beast
    A submarine...
[15:00] Beast
    Is that a part of their giant robot?
[15:04] Misaki
    It's so much nicer out here than in there!
[15:10] Haru
    Misaki-san, no beer!
[15:11] Misaki
    Oh, chill out.
[15:13] Misaki
    As long as we're at the beach...
[15:14] Haru
    No way!
[15:15] Haru
    We're not here to have fun!
[15:17] Professor
    Now, now.
[15:18] Professor
    None of that, Misaki-kun.
[15:21] Professor
    That one's still warm.
SIGN    Ta-dah
[15:24] Professor
    You'll want to drink these.
[15:26] Haru
    Professor...
[15:27] Professor
    Now, now, Haru-kun.
[15:29] Professor
    I know we're doing a test drive,
[15:30] Professor
    but it's just for Gelato Submarine.
[15:33] Professor
    And this one just forms the robot's calf,
[15:37] Professor
    so it's not exactly essential.
[15:39] Haru
    Then why did you make it?!
[15:41] Beast
    Red's coming here!
[15:50] Beast
    What's the plan, Reaper?
[15:52] Beast
    You think we can handle
    the mission on our own?
[15:54] Beast
    H-Hey!
[15:57] Desumi
    Found you, Fudo!
[16:00] Fudo
    Oh, Desumi-sa—
[16:11] Desumi
    Wh-What's wrong, Fudo?
[16:12] Desumi
    Hey!
[16:15] Fudo
    I was so taken aback by your
    loveliness that I forgot to breathe!
[16:18] Desumi
    Cut it out! You scared me!
[16:22] Desumi
    Don't stare at me like that!
[16:25] Desumi
    I didn't choose the outfit myself,
    but it's a little embarrassing...
SIGN    Oh so precious
[16:28] Fudo
    Oh so precious!
[16:36] Fudo
    Now, let's have the beach date of our dreams!
[16:41] Desumi
    That reminds me...
    There was something I wanted to try.
[16:45] Fudo
    Okay! Let's do it!
[16:47] Beast
    She intends to execute the
    plan completely on her own.
[16:50] Beast
    Reaper Princess is truly impressive.
[16:52] Beast
    Meanwhile, I always get
    stuck evaluating risk...
[16:57] Beast
    That's the difference between us.
[17:00] Beast
    But... that ends today!
[17:03] Beast
    I, Beast Princess, A.K.A. Kiki Majima,
[17:06] Beast
    will finally gain some respect—
[17:18] Beast
    She's torturing him!
SIGN    She's torturing him!!!
[17:20] Desumi
    Well?
[17:21] Desumi
    Can't move now, can you?
[17:23] Fudo
    I can't!
[17:24] Beast
    Reaper Princess... She truly is merciless!
[17:27] Desumi
    And there's one other thing
    I really wanted to do!
[17:29] Beast
    Sh-She's not finished yet?!
[17:33] Desumi
    All ready?
SIGN    Menace
[17:43] Beast
    She's gonna smash his head open!
SIGN    She's gonna smash his head open!!
SIGN    She smashed it!!
[17:48] Beast
    She smashed it!
[17:53] Hayato
    Hey, cutie!
[17:56] Beast
    Hang on!
[17:57] Hayato
    Truly, is this not destiny?
[17:59] Beast
    H-Hang on.
[18:00] Beast
    I know you...
[18:02] Beast
    You're Blue Gelato!
[18:04] Hayato
    Wow! You know me?
[18:06] Hayato
    That's fantastic!
[18:08] Hayato
    Come enjoy your summer with a celebrity!
[18:11] Beast
    You're every bit the pig I'd heard...
[18:14] Beast
    Hands off!
[18:17] Beast
    Where's Reaper?
[18:19] ---
    
[18:20] ---
    
[18:21] ---
    
[18:21] Beast
    She's deeply infiltrated their ranks!
SIGN    She's deeply infiltrated their ranks!
[18:25] Hayato
    Hey.
[18:25] Hayato
    Just admit you want a piece of this.
[18:29] Hayato
    Come back, my sweet honey!
[18:30] ---
    
[18:31] ---
    
[18:39] Misaki
    I gotta say...
[18:41] Misaki
    Desumi-chan, you said you were
    Fudo's friend or something...
[18:45] Misaki
    But it looks to me like you're dating.
SIGN    grin
SIGN    grin
[18:49] Desumi
    A-Are not!
SIGN    shake
SIGN    shake
SIGN    shake
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[18:52] Misaki
    So dang cute!
SIGN    shake
SIGN    shake
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[18:56] Daigo
    I made chilled noodles.
[18:58] Misaki
    That's our boy!
[19:00] Haru
    Let's eat!
[19:02] Daigo
    Join us.
[19:03] Desumi
    Oh, thanks.
[19:14] Misaki
    Wow!
[19:15] Haru
    Fireworks!
[19:19] Professor
    Surprise!
[19:38] Haru
    They're so pretty!
[19:39] Misaki
    Well done, Professor!
[19:43] Professor
    So much smoke!
[19:47] Misaki
    So you're the one I have to thank?
[19:50] Desumi
    Thank?
[19:51] Misaki
    Fudo's become a better man than before.
[19:57] Misaki
    And he's sharing more sides of himself.
[20:00] Misaki
    I think that's because of you, Desumi-chan.
[20:08] Fudo
    Are you watching, Desumi-san?
[20:10] Fudo
    Isn't it beautiful?
[20:11] Desumi
    Yes, it is, Fudo!
SIGN    Handheld
    200 Sparklers
[20:18] Haru
    Look what we bought!
[20:19] Haru
    Let's all do them together!
[20:21] Fudo
    Okay!
[20:22] Misaki
    Sounds great!
[20:29] Desumi
    Fudo...
[20:30] Desumi
    You really are an amazing man...
[20:34] Desumi
    Since I first started going out with you,
[20:37] Desumi
    it's been nothing but
    wonderful things every day!
[20:43] Professor
    I hope the young people
    are enjoying themselves.
[20:47] Professor
    Now, time to fire the final show-stopper.
SIGN    clunk
[20:56] Beast
    Finally lost him...
[20:58] Beast
    Talk about persistent!
[20:59] Reaper
    Hey, Beast!
[21:02] Beast
    Reaper?
[21:04] Beast
    After all she did to Red,
    it's like nothing happened.
[21:07] Beast
    But of course,
[21:09] Beast
    not even she could destroy the whole robot—
[21:14] Beast
    She freaking did it!
SIGN    She freaking did it!
[21:16] Desumi
    That last firework was a really big one!
[21:19] Beast
    She really knows no bounds!
[21:24] Desumi
    What a wonderful day it's been!
[23:15] Daigo
    She's...
[23:29] All
    It looks delicious!
[23:31] Beast
    Liar!
SIGN    Episode 7 Desumi Magahara Is the Monster I Made
[23:33] Beast
    Episode 7 is gonna be
    "Desumi Magahara Is the Monster I Made."
[23:37] Beast
    So watch it, okay?
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