E4 - Could You Please Tell Me Why? Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Episode 4 Could You Please Tell Me Why? [01:40] Friend A     Hey, Desumi! [01:42] Friend B     Walk home with us! [01:45] Desumi     Sure! [01:47] Narrator     Allow me to explain! [01:49] Narrator     Reaper Princess, A.K.A. Desumi Magahara, [01:52] Narrator     is a teenage girl who hides     her villainous identity [01:56] Narrator     to attend high school in the city! [02:01] Friend A     Don't you have handicrafts club today, Desumi? [02:03] Desumi     It's off for test prep today. [02:05] Friend B     Wanna go for some karaoke, then? [02:08] Desumi     Sorry, I have work today. [02:10] Friend B     What, again? [02:12] Friend B     You're a real workaholic, Desumi. [02:14] Friend B     You'll never get a boyfriend that way! [02:19] Desumi     A boyfriend... [02:21] Desumi     Oh, a boyfriend... [02:23] Desumi     We'll see, I guess! [02:27] Friend B     Where's this coming from? [02:29] Friend B     Hey, you got a crush on someone? [02:32] Desumi     Not telling! [02:33] Friend A     Hey, it's Red Gelato! [02:36] Desumi     Fudo! [02:39] Desumi     F-Fudo? [02:43] Desumi     Fudo? SIGN    Shock [02:46] Desumi     Fudo?! [02:50] Desumi     I-Isn't that... [02:53] Friend A     Is that their new Pink he's with? [02:55] Friend B     It is! She's so cute! [02:58] Friend A     You think they're dating or something? [03:01] Friend B     They totally might be! [03:02] Friend A     They look really good together. [03:05] Friend B     Totally! A real perfect couple! [03:07] Friend B     Right, Desumi? [03:09] Friend B     What's with the face?! [03:13] Friend B     Huh? Desumi! [03:15] Friend A     Desumi? [03:17] Fudo     You rarely invite me out like this, Haru-kun. [03:21] Haru     I'm s-sorry, Fudo-senpai. [03:24] Haru     I know you're really busy... [03:25] Fudo     Hey, not a problem. [03:27] Fudo     So, what was it you wanted to ask me about? [03:31] Haru     W-Well... [03:38] Haru     It is rude to ask about this, isn't it? [03:43] Haru     But I just can't stop     thinking about that photo! [03:46] Haru     Was that really Fudo-senpai? [03:49] Haru     If it was, that girl next to him... [03:52] Haru     Could she be... his girlfriend? [03:56] Haru     But is it really okay for me     to ask about his private life?! [04:04] Fudo     I understand. [04:05] Fudo     I think I know what you want to ask about. [04:08] ---     Huh? SIGN    For Those Seeking      Muscle Growth                Rules for           High-Efficiency           Training           By Fudo Aikawa SIGN    Refreshing!     Goes down easy! [04:10] Fudo     I think this should take care of it! [04:13] Haru     Um... SIGN    For Those Seeking      Muscle Growth                Rules for     High-Efficiency      Training SIGN    Refreshing!     Goes down easy! [04:15] Haru     What's this stuff? [04:18] Fudo     You've been with the squad     about six months now, right? [04:21] Haru     Y-Yes... [04:23] Fudo     You'll be hitting a wall with your     strength training around now. [04:27] Haru     What? [04:28] Fudo     It's nothing to worry about. [04:29] Fudo     The same thing happened to me. [04:32] Haru     What? [04:34] Fudo     Follow this training regimen     over the next six months, [04:36] Fudo     and you'll obtain a body     of steel that will get you [04:39] Fudo     through just about any battle situation! [04:39] Haru     W-Wait a minute, Senpai! [04:41] Haru     What I'm actually concerned     about is the picture— [04:47] Fudo     You're such a worrywart. [04:50] Fudo     Don't worry! [04:51] Fudo     The book does use pictures to explain     the regimen's trickiest parts! [04:55] Fudo     And this kind of incremental     strength training [04:57] Fudo     is specially designed to minimize strain. [05:00] Fudo     It should be easy to follow,     even for someone as small as you. [05:02] Fudo     Since training that harms your     body defeats the point, right? [05:06] Fudo     It's also important to do appropriate     stretches before each lift. [05:09] Fudo     The graphs about that here     should be easy to follow. [05:12] Fudo     That will help increase the     flexibility of your muscles, [05:15] Fudo     and even promote swift     recovery from injuries! [05:19] Fudo     I'm not claiming you'll     see results overnight, [05:21] Haru     Now I know for certain... [05:22] Fudo     but anyone can get the body they want     with sufficient application of effort. [05:24] Haru     Senpai does not have a girlfriend! [05:27] Fudo     No need to worry. [05:29] Fudo     When you make the call of effort,      your muscles always answer! [05:33] Fudo     That should cover it. [05:34] Fudo     That's what you wanted to ask, right? [05:37] Haru     Oh, yes! [05:38] Haru     Thank you so much! [05:40] Haru     I'm sorry for doubting you, Senpai! [05:45] Fudo     They're calling us in! [05:47] Haru     Let's go, Fudo-senpai! [05:50] Fudo     Don't forget your book, Haru-kun! [05:56] Culverin     Here we go! [05:57] Culverin     Culverin Cannon! [05:59] Culverin     Culverin Cannon! [06:07] Fudo     That's quite enough of that, Gekko! [06:13] Fudo     Freezing Sentai Gelato 5 has arrived! [06:19] Fudo     Underestimate us on pain of fire! [06:23] Culverin     It's about time, Gelato 5! [06:26] Culverin     Today's the day I take you off the field! [06:28] Culverin     Get them! [06:36] Fudo     Let's go! [06:36] All     Right! [06:38] Fudo     All right, Desumi-san! [06:40] Fudo     What will we chat about to— [06:46] Hayato     Red! [06:50] Fudo     Whoops. Guess my timing's a little off today. [06:53] Fudo     It's okay. It happens. [06:55] Fudo     Let's coordinate our movements, Desumi-sa— [07:06] Fudo     I'll dodge your first strike, then leap back. SIGN    Ignored [07:10] ---     Ignored... [07:13] Fudo     That hurt! [07:17] Fudo     Desumi-san? [07:19] Fudo     Desu... [07:21] Fudo     L-Let's move this elsewhere, Reaper Princess! [07:24] Desumi     No! [07:26] Desumi     Take this... [07:30] Desumi     Reaper Whirlwind! SIGN    Reaper Whirlwind [07:33] Fudo     I... I've never seen this move before! [07:51] Fudo     Desumi-san! [07:57] Fudo     See? You shouldn't use moves you     haven't practiced thoroughly. [08:02] Fudo     H-Hold on, Desumi-san! [08:04] Fudo     What happened to you? [08:06] Fudo     Tell me what's going on! [08:07] Desumi     I saw you two in the café! [08:17] Fudo     I-It's not like that, Desumi-san! [08:19] Fudo     You've got it all wrong! [08:20] Fudo     I was teaching Pink about bodybuilding— [08:23] Desumi     I know that! [08:25] Desumi     I know better than anybody     that you'd never cheat on me. [08:31] Desumi     And yet, seeing the two of you together [08:36] Desumi     sparked this hideous jealousy inside me. [08:39] Desumi     I found myself thinking, [08:43] Desumi     maybe you don't belong     with an outcast like me... [08:45] Desumi     But with a girly girl like her! [08:47] Fudo     That isn't true! [08:49] Fudo     You're the girliest girl I know! [08:53] Desumi     Am not! [08:55] Desumi     I never used to be the kind of person     to worry about that sort of thing! [09:03] Desumi     Love has made me weak! [09:08] Desumi     Dating you has made me... [09:11] Desumi     A weak and pathetic mess of a woman! [09:17] Fudo     That isn't true, Desumi-san! [09:28] Desumi     Fudo... [09:30] Desumi     The person I am... [09:33] Desumi     Maybe I'm just not... [09:36] Desumi     cut out for love. [09:57] Fudo     I'm a pretty awkward guy. [10:00] Fudo     But once I make up my mind about something, [10:01] Fudo     I see it through to the end. [10:05] Fudo     I will love you, and no one else,      for the rest of my life. [10:13] Fudo     Will you trust me, and join me in that? [10:21] Desumi     Yes, I trust you. [10:31] Culverin     That was rough. [10:37] Desumi     Why are you laughing all of a sudden? [10:40] Fudo     I've seen an all-new side of you. [10:44] Fudo     You can be surprisingly negative sometimes! SIGN    Snap [10:47] Desumi     Fudo, I still haven't forgiven you     for going on that afterschool date. [10:52] Fudo     W-Well, that wasn't exactly a date. [10:55] Fudo     It was just... [10:58] Desumi     Promise me you'll take me on     an afterschool date, too. [11:01] Desumi     Uniforms and all. [11:02] Desumi     Then I'll forgive you! [11:04] Fudo     I will! I promise I will! [11:15] Haru     Excuse me. [11:22] Haru     It's all over, Senpai. [11:29] Narrator     Allow me to explain! [11:31] Narrator     These two are busted! [11:35] Desumi     Love After World Domination! SIGN    The     Next      Day [11:54] (Flashback) Fudo     Oh, w-well... [11:56] (Flashback) Fudo     This is just... [11:59] (Flashback) Haru     Come on. [12:00] (Flashback) Haru     Let's head back, Senpai. [12:03] (Flashback) Fudo     R-Right... [12:15] Fudo     That's strange. [12:17] Fudo     She hasn't said anything. [12:20] Fudo     Is it possible she hasn't figured us out? [12:24] (Flashback) Fudo     B-By the way, Haru-kun... [12:26] (Flashback) Fudo     How much of our conversation did you hear? [12:30] (Flashback) Haru     After, "See? You shouldn't use moves     you haven't practiced thoroughly..." [12:33] (Flashback) Haru     Or thereabouts. [12:35] Fudo     Ah. [12:37] Fudo     So, basically all of it. [12:40] Fudo     It's over. [12:42] Fudo     It's over. [12:44] Fudo     It's over. [12:45] Fudo     It's over. SIGN    The End of Justice     Reaper Princess Steamy Affair Red [12:48] Prof     How could you have done this, Fudo-kun?! SIGN    The End of Justice     Reaper Princess Steamy Affair Red [12:52] Hayato     Utterly unbelievable! [12:54] Daigo     How do you intend to atone for this? [12:57] Misaki     I'm so disappointed, Fudo! [13:00] Prof     How could you have done this, Fudo-kun?! [13:00] Hayato     Utterly unbelievable! [13:00] Daigo     How do you intend to atone for this? [13:00] Misaki     I'm so disappointed, Fudo! [13:11] Fudo     If that's the situation     that awaits me in there... [13:15] Fudo     What will I do? [13:17] Haru     What are you doing, Senpai? [13:26] Haru     The meeting is about to start. [13:28] Fudo     R-Right. [13:30] Prof     Good morning, Fudo-kun, Haru-kun. [13:33] Misaki     Hey there! [13:34] Prof     Haru-kun would like to begin the     meeting with an announcement. [13:40] Haru     Yes. [13:41] Haru     It's about me and Fudo-senpai. [13:43] Fudo     It's all... [13:45] Haru     Our end-of-term tests     are starting this week, [13:47] Haru     so we'll need to leave early. [13:48] Fudo     ...not over! [13:50] Misaki     Tests? Boy, that takes me back! [13:52] Daigo     Take care of yourselves. [13:55] Fudo     Why? [14:00] Fudo     Why did she do it? [14:02] Fudo     Why... [14:05] Fudo     Why indeed? [14:09] Fudo     Why hasn't she said anything?! [14:12] Desumi     What in the world is going on? [14:16] Fudo     I don't know, either. [14:18] Fudo     Haru-kun has been acting     normal for the past week, [14:21] Fudo     both at work and at school. [14:24] Desumi     What are you scheming, Pink Gelato?! [14:27] Desumi     I'll bet she's watching us as we speak! [14:30] Fudo     It's all right. That's why     we're keeping our distance. [14:38] Desumi     Oh, it's just a civet. [14:42] Desumi     This is torture! I'm at the end of my rope! [14:45] Desumi     If she insists on forcing my hand... [14:48] Desumi     I'll have to silence her forever! [14:50] Fudo     H-Hang on! [14:51] Fudo     Hold it, Desumi-san! [14:53] Desumi     No need to worry. I won't fail. [14:55] Fudo     T-That isn't what I mean! [14:57] Fudo     I'm sure Haru-kun has her     own reasons for this. [15:00] Fudo     Let's wait and watch a little while longer. [15:10] Desumi     Fudo... [15:12] Desumi     Would you mind buying me a drink? [15:16] Desumi     I'd like a vanilla mocha, with nonfat milk,      extra whip, and almonds. [15:21] Desumi     Vanilla mocha, nonfat milk... [15:23] Fudo     Hang on a minute! [15:24] Fudo     Let me write it down. [15:25] Desumi     Vanilla mocha, nonfat milk,     extra whip, with almonds. [15:30] Fudo     R-Right. On my way. [15:33] Desumi     Thanks. [15:39] Desumi     Shown yourself at last, have you? [15:44] Desumi     There must be a reason why you're not     telling anybody about our relationship. [15:50] Desumi     Would you mind telling me what it is? [16:00] Haru     Fight me! [16:03] Desumi     Uh? [16:04] Haru     That's what I want! [16:06] Haru     You'll accept my challenge,     won't you, Reaper Princess?! [16:12] Haru     No... [16:13] Haru     Second-year at Kokutei High School, [16:15] Haru     Desumi Magahara! [16:17] Desumi     H-How do you know about me? [16:20] Haru     Here I come! [16:20] Changer     Change, Gelato! [16:40] Desumi     Her fighting technique has a long way to go. [16:43] Desumi     That's right. She hasn't been     on the team very long. [16:49] Desumi     Can we stop this now? [16:53] Haru     Not yet... [16:54] Haru     I'm not finished yet! [16:57] Desumi     Why is she so desperate to... [17:13] Desumi     I'm glad you're awake. [17:17] Desumi     You should probably lay     still a while longer. [17:21] Haru     I lost. [17:23] Haru     You really are strong, Desumi-san. [17:27] Desumi     Please tell me. What are you after? [17:32] Haru     The reason I joined the team [17:35] Haru     was because I was in love with Fudo-senpai. [17:40] Haru     That's why I started to     suspect he had a girlfriend. [17:45] Haru     But I never dreamed his girlfriend     would be an enemy commander. [17:52] Desumi     I see. [17:54] Desumi     It's no wonder she hates me. [17:57] Haru     But she also happened to be someone I knew. [18:03] Desumi     Huh? [18:05] Haru     She was... [18:13] Haru     on that night, when I was attacked by thugs... [18:19] Haru     the one who saved me. [18:27] (Flashback) Desumi     Become strong. [18:32] Haru     The person who saved me,     and said those words to me. [18:43] Desumi     That was you?! [18:46] Haru     I never dreamed you'd turn out     to be the Reaper Princess, either. [18:51] Haru     To be honest... I thought that if falling     in love really had made you weak, [18:57] Haru     then maybe I could steal him from you. [19:01] Haru     But... [19:02] Haru     But you're as strong as you ever were. [19:05] Desumi     W-Why? [19:07] Desumi     You could have destroyed our     relationship without any of this! [19:13] Haru     I saw Fudo-senpai smiling in     a way I've never seen before. [19:23] Haru     So I just can't do it. [19:26] Haru     I don't have the right to     steal happiness from the two of you. [19:47] Haru     H-Hey... [19:56] Haru     Why? [20:00] Haru     Why are you crying, too? [20:33] Fudo     I'm sorry, Desumi-san. [20:35] Fudo     I couldn't find any of that vanilla almond     thing you were talking about. [20:40] Fudo     Haru-kun? [20:43] Fudo     What the... [20:46] Desumi     Shh... [20:51] Desumi     Pink Gelato came by. [20:57] Desumi     She's sleeping now. SIGN    Pale [20:58] Fudo     Did you silence her forever?! [22:44] Haru     I'm rooting for you two, okay? [22:56] Haru     But if you give me the chance,     I might just take him from you! [23:04] Haru     So, you'd better get along! [23:10] Desumi     I know. We will. [23:16] Haru     See you! [23:21] Civet     I am a civet. [23:24] Civet     This is the preview. [23:32] Civet     Next Time: "Just the Way You Are." SIGN    Episode 5 Just the Way You Are [23:37] Desumi     Why a civet?!