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E3 - Everything in the World Serves as My Experience Points

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[00:17] ---
    What a wonderful morning!
[00:19] ---
    A dazzling sun! And a dazzling big sister!
[00:22] ---
    I have no idea what you're talking about.
[00:25] ---
    If you're the big sister, then learn
    to wake up on your own in the mornings.
[00:30] ---
    Why are you acting embarrassed?
[00:32] ---
    Bye.
[00:33] ---
    See you later!
[00:37] ---
    Hey, Chino!
[00:40] ---
    You'll be able to come this way with me
    in just half a year!
[00:44] ---
    Huh?
[00:45] ---
    I can't wait until we're in
    the same high school together!
[00:50] ---
    I haven't chosen which
    school I'm going to yet!
[00:53] ---
    What?!
[00:55] ---
    Then you should decide that right now!
[00:57] ---
    Okay, go! Well? Have you made up your mind?
[00:59] ---
    You know it's not that simple...
[01:02] ---
    Hurry or you'll be late.
[01:04] ---
    Welcome come on! For real!
[01:12] ---
    High school...
[01:18] ---
    Kuruntto hitomawari hora dance dance
[01:21] ---
    Tenkuu cafeteria de dance dance
[01:25] ---
    Door wa doko? (Kocchi!)
[01:27] ---
    Cup no naka e pyon (Tobikonjatte!)
[01:31] ---
    Osora ni ukabeta mokomoko na kumo
[01:34] ---
    Jitsu wa ne amai no honto ni (uso desu!)
[01:37] ---
    Osora ni tea cup to coffee cup tonjaeba
[01:40] ---
    Dokodemo ikemasu ne isshoni
[01:44] ---
    Itsumademo yume miteitaitte
    (Arieru koto yori arienai koto)
[01:50] ---
    Kangaete ashita ni tokimeite
    (Shiritai aji ga ippai desu)
[01:56] ---
    Sugar yori cinnamon ga
[01:58] ---
    Ki ni nari dashitara shinka no toki kamo
[02:02] ---
    Atarashii basho ni (Yobareta?)
[02:05] ---
    Yobaretara omoikitte tobimashou
[02:08] ---
    (Notte notte tea cup de gungun sora tobeba)
[02:11] ---
    (Notte notte coffee cup hai hai)
[02:14] ---
    Kuruntto hitomawari hora
    dance dance (Dance dance!)
[02:17] ---
    Tenkuu cafeteria de dance
    dance (Dance dance!)
[02:21] ---
    Door wa doko? Cup no naka desu
[02:24] ---
    Mousou? Genjitsu? Docchi?
[02:27] ---
    Docchidemo iinjanai kana (sokka)
[02:30] ---
    Atama ni whip sarechatte (Fuwa fuwa)
[02:33] ---
    Saa odottara (Mirai wa) kitto
    tanoshii kara (tonjaimasuka!)
[02:40] ---
    Osora ni tea cup to coffee cup tonjatte
[02:43] ---
    Dokodemo ikemasu ne isshoni!
[02:50] ---
    A high school...
[02:51] ---
    ...information fair?
[02:53] ---
    Yeah!
[02:54] ---
    I thought you two might
    be interested in coming.
[02:57] ---
    You haven't decided which
    school to apply to, right?
[03:00] ---
    But the high school you want to get into
    is that really posh one, right?
[03:04] ---
    Salutations. Salutations.
    Salutations. Salutations.
[03:11] ---
    Salutations.
[03:13] ---
    Salutations.
[03:16] ---
    Salutations.
[03:18] ---
    Salutations!
[03:21] ---
    You're gonna end up with a case of
    "Salutations Syndrome" for sure!
[03:25] ---
    Oh, quit exaggerating. I'm
    not going to act like that.
[03:29] ---
    That school seems way
    too formal and strict...
[03:32] ---
    The admissions are competitive,
    the classes are pretty hard and there's a ton of exams.
[03:35] ---
    It just sounds like a nightmare!
[03:38] ---
    You seem very familiar with it.
[03:40] ---
    Yeah, because Rize told
    us about it all before!
[03:43] ---
    Did she really?
[03:45] ---
    Well, I haven't decided on a school yet.
[03:48] ---
    This might be a good chance to get
    some insight, so I'll join you.
[03:51] ---
    Wonderful!
[03:53] ---
    I was actually pretty nervous
    about going by myself.
[03:56] ---
    Ugh, fine. I'll go with you guys.
[04:00] ---
    I've gotta make sure you don't fall prey
    to "Salutations Syndrome."
[04:04] ---
    Thanks so much, Maya!
[04:06] ---
    Okay, I'll go submit the
    form to get permission!
SIGN    Jump Rope Game | Opera House | Comedy Club | Shaved Ice Shop | Cafe | Takoyaki Shop | Crepe Shop | Haunted House
[04:18] ---
    And so, the consensus is for us
    to run a cafe at the Culture Festival.
[04:23] ---
    The director for this project will be Chiya,
    who has actual experience working in a cafe.
[04:27] ---
    Crepe Shop
    Cafe
[04:27] ---
    The same goes for Cocoa,
    who will be serving as vice-director.
[04:31] ---
    Thanks!
[04:32] ---
    We'll do the very best we can.
[04:34] ---
    Yes! And since we've been put
    in charge of this project...
[04:39] ---
    ...surrender and failure will not be allowed!
[04:42] ---
    This year's Culture
    Festival is going to be...
[04:43] ---
    ...an all-out war!
[04:45] ---
    You're blowing it out of proportion!
[04:46] ---
    Culture Festival Event
    Vote Totals
[04:46] ---
    Haunted House
[04:46] ---
    Cafe
[04:46] ---
    Comedy Club
[04:46] ---
    Shaved Ice Shop
[04:46] ---
    Jump Rope Game
[04:46] ---
    Sex Museum
[04:47] ---
    Let's make it happen, Cocoa!
[04:48] ---
    Sure thing, Chiya!
[04:50] ---
    Have no fear...
[04:52] ---
    ...the two of us will handle this!
[04:56] ---
    Question!
[04:57] ---
    Supposedly you two have experience, but I find it
    difficult to imagine either of you actually working.
[05:04] ---
    It looks like some people
    haven't seen us on the job before.
[05:07] ---
    Well, let me tell you, Chiya's "triple platter wielding"
    is the stuff of masters!
[05:11] ---
    How is that relevant?!
[05:13] ---
    And that's not all.
[05:15] ---
    The way Cocoa looks when she's sunbathing
    is so striking that even customers compliment her for it!
[05:19] ---
    That's just slacking off!
[05:21] ---
    Well?
[05:22] ---
    Impressive, no?
[05:23] ---
    More like awful!
[05:28] ---
    We're gonna make it into a super exciting cafe
    that Chino will love!
[05:32] ---
    That way she'll be convinced
    to come to our school!
[05:36] ---
    Oh, by the way! You did a great job
    at moderating everyone back there!
[05:40] ---
    Keep it up, Culture Fest Director!
[05:44] ---
    Chiya?
[05:46] ---
    Uh, I...
[05:48] ---
    This is my first time being a leader,
    I'm not sure I can make the event a success...
[05:53] ---
    Chiya?!
[05:54] ---
    At this rate, I'm doomed to become
    a terrible manager for Ama Usa An!
[05:58] ---
    Chiya?!
[06:00] ---
    I never thought there would
    be this much pressure!
[06:06] ---
    There, there. We'll figure
    all of it out together.
[06:06] ---
    Sob, sob, sob, sob, sob, sob...
[06:14] ---
    In order to prepare for my school's Culture Festival,
    I'll be taking time off starting tomorrow!
[06:19] ---
    You seem really enthusiastic.
[06:22] ---
    Just you wait!
[06:24] ---
    It's gonna be extra thrilling
    and extra fluffy!
[06:27] ---
    What is your class doing?
[06:29] ---
    A restaurant!
[06:31] ---
    The local community is helping
    our school this year!
[06:34] ---
    They're gonna give us fruits and vegetables
    grown in the town's farms!
[06:38] ---
    Wow!
[06:39] ---
    So there are going to be a lot of restaurants
    at our Culture Festival.
[06:42] ---
    It almost sounds like a Harvest Festival.
[06:45] ---
    I wonder if it would be effective advertising
    for Rabbit House to help as well.
[06:49] ---
    We can all wear Tippy hats or something!
[06:51] ---
    That would be a great way to advertise!
[06:53] ---
    See if you can get permission!
[06:55] ---
    In that case, we should just have
    Tippy come to the classroom!
[06:58] ---
    What?!
[06:59] ---
    I'm sure he'd be popular.
[07:01] ---
    Why are they offering to provide me
    instead of providing delicious coffee?!
SIGN    Then everybody can wear Tippy masks and we'll become Tippy in both body and soul!
[07:07] ---
    COME
    AND
    RELAX
    Closed
[07:11] ---
    Food that we can make at school, hm...
    taking into account everyone's opinions...
[07:20] ---
    Being the director sure seems like a handful.
[07:23] ---
    Considering the budget,
    we'll definitely have to use cheaper curtains...
[07:28] ---
    Hey. Let me see how it's coming along.
[07:31] ---
    No! This is top secret info
    that I can only share with my class!
[07:35] ---
    Boo!
[07:38] ---
    It looked like you turned
    into a blowfish for a second there.
[07:40] ---
    Y-you're imagining things!
[07:41] ---
    Just focus on doing your best.
[07:44] ---
    You're going on a guided tour
    of Rize and Syaro's school?!
[07:47] ---
    That sounds awesome. I wish I could go.
[07:50] ---
    Please just go to your own school.
[07:57] ---
    Say, how would you describe your school?
[08:00] ---
    It's a blast!
[08:01] ---
    Super interesting and super fluffy!
[08:05] ---
    How can a school be fluffy?
[08:08] ---
    Rize's school seems like it
    would be fun to attend, too.
[08:12] ---
    Oh no, what happens if you
    really like it there...?!
[08:15] ---
    I might just go ahead and
    take the entrance exam.
[08:19] ---
    Oh my God!
[08:22] ---
    My plan to enjoy high school life
    with my little sister would be ruined...
[08:25] ---
    B-but if that's the future you want
    for yourself then... as your big sister...
[08:33] ---
    Oh jeez! You're not allowed
    to tease me like that!
[08:37] ---
    Uh-huh.
[08:43] ---
    Over here, you two!
[08:48] ---
    Megu is really enjoying this.
[08:50] ---
    She's pretty hyper.
[08:55] ---
    Whoa, is this the castle
    where the final boss lives?!
[08:59] ---
    I've never seen it this close up before.
[09:02] ---
    Okay, let's go!
[09:04] ---
    Wow, she went for it! Megu is a real hero!
[09:07] ---
    Yes, a hero disguised as a princess.
[09:14] ---
    I'm Rin Mate, an alumni.
[09:16] ---
    I'm currently employed at a publishing house.
[09:18] ---
    If I remember right, that
    lady is Miss Aoyama's...
[09:18] ---
    At first, I thought this school would pose
    too much of a challenge for me to get into.
[09:23] ---
    But thanks to a teacher's recommendation,
    I was accepted as a scholarship student.
[09:27] ---
    Wow. A scholarship student, eh?
[09:27] ---
    However, I still felt nervous even
    after I formally entered the school.
[09:30] ---
    Shush!
[09:32] ---
    I wasn't sure that I had what it took
    to keep up with the other students.
[09:36] ---
    But around that time,
    I met with someone I never expected.
[09:39] ---
    Meeting with new people allows us to discover
    the hidden potential that lies within ourselves.
[09:44] ---
    And that enables us to grow.
[09:48] ---
    My encounter with a certain senior here
    at the school changed my life forever.
[09:54] ---
    That's why I know!
[09:55] ---
    New encounters are important!
[09:58] ---
    New encounters are important...
[10:01] ---
    New encounters change lives...
[10:06] ---
    That might actually be true.
[10:09] ---
    My life at school was
    commandeered by that senior,
[10:12] ---
    which provided me with a
    great deal of experience
[10:14] ---
    and helped me to open a path to the future.
[10:17] ---
    Not only that...
[10:24] ---
    Miss Aoyama?!
[10:26] ---
    My life is still being
    commandeered by her even now!
[10:29] ---
    If you see this person anywhere,
    please contact me right away!
[10:35] ---
    That was worthwhile, huh?
[10:37] ---
    Yeah.
[10:41] ---
    That was a nice speech.
[10:42] ---
    So that lady ended up working
    as Miss Aoyama's editor.
[10:46] ---
    That's such a wonderful story.
[10:48] ---
    All right! I'm going to
    get accepted here, too!
[10:51] ---
    Well, I'm definitely not cut
    out for all this formality.
[10:54] ---
    Just being here sends shivers down my spine.
[10:57] ---
    You'll be fine once you get used to it!
[10:59] ---
    It can't be that simple...
[11:00] ---
    It is! Give it a try, I'd love to see what you look like
    pretending to be all ladylike!
[11:05] ---
    Ladylike? That's not happening.
[11:07] ---
    Please do it!
[11:09] ---
    Seriously? Jeez, I guess if you insist.
[11:12] ---
    Here goes.
[11:16] ---
    Why if it isn't my darlings! Sal-yo-tations!
[11:21] ---
    Take this more seriously, yo.
[11:23] ---
    We don't need your jokes, yo.
[11:25] ---
    This is exactly why I didn't wanna do it!
[11:28] ---
    Alright, time to go home!
[11:30] ---
    Oh, I'm going to swing by the restroom first.
[11:34] ---
    Um...
[11:36] ---
    Wait for me over there, would you?
[11:42] ---
    Megu sure is taking a long time.
[11:46] ---
    I bet she stopped to look at some flowers
    and then got lost chasing a butterfly!
[11:50] ---
    Waaait!
[11:52] ---
    I mean, these school grounds are huge.
[11:55] ---
    That does sound like something Megu would do.
[11:57] ---
    Let's go look for her.
[11:59] ---
    Wouldn't waiting here be better...?
[12:03] ---
    Where did Mayu and Chino get off to?
[12:07] ---
    Good grief, they always get lost.
[12:11] ---
    I don't see Megu anywhere.
[12:13] ---
    So, where are we now?
[12:15] ---
    Going off to look for Megu but then
    getting lost yourself is so you, Maya.
[12:24] ---
    The Blow-dart Club is entering
    a big competition soon.
[12:28] ---
    Need my help?
[12:29] ---
    I know that voice.
[12:30] ---
    Do you mind, Rize?
[12:32] ---
    I'd love to help!
[12:34] ---
    Hooray!
[12:35] ---
    Please bring Syaro, too.
[12:38] ---
    Okay then, salutations.
[12:40] ---
    Later!
[12:41] ---
    So many people rely on Rize. She's amazing.
[12:47] ---
    Rize!
[12:49] ---
    Megu?!
[12:51] ---
    Salutations.
[12:52] ---
    S-salutations.
[12:54] ---
    No, wait, what are you doing here?
[12:57] ---
    Maya and Chino got lost around here!
[13:00] ---
    Huh?
[13:05] ---
    Shall we go to the library?
[13:07] ---
    No sign of Megu.
[13:09] ---
    Yeah. Maybe she got trapped
    in an underground labyrinth.
[13:12] ---
    Oh, it's Syaro!
[13:14] ---
    The sale starts at 5:30 and I
    took time off work just to go.
[13:18] ---
    So while I'm at it, I'll try
    for the 50% off evening sale...
[13:21] ---
    Syaro! Have you seen Megu anywhere?
[13:23] ---
    No, I haven't.
[13:24] ---
    Hopefully I can get my hands
    on some stuff that won't expire for a while... huh?
[13:25] ---
    I guess she didn't come this way.
[13:28] ---
    Why are you two here?!
[13:30] ---
    Syaro came back.
[13:32] ---
    If any of the teachers catch you...
[13:33] ---
    We came here for the information fa-
[13:34] ---
    Come on! This way!
[13:37] ---
    Hurry and change into these!
[13:39] ---
    Um...
[13:40] ---
    What's this?
[13:42] ---
    Just hurry up! It's a big deal
    if you get caught trespassing!
[13:45] ---
    But we're not trespassing...
[13:46] ---
    There was a guided tour...
[13:48] ---
    I'll keep watch outside, so make it snappy!
[14:14] ---
    Do you think Syaro just
    doesn't know about the tour?
[14:18] ---
    This is gonna be fun, so
    let's not say anything!
[14:20] ---
    But seriously, I just don't
    feel comfortable in this thing.
[14:28] ---
    Watch carefully. You'll need to mimic me.
[14:31] ---
    Stick your chest out and move with grace.
[14:36] ---
    Salutations.
[14:38] ---
    Salutations.
[14:40] ---
    Salutations.
[14:42] ---
    Looking good, girls.
[14:46] ---
    You don't have to mimic that part!
[14:49] ---
    Excuse me.
[14:50] ---
    Have you seen a girl with two pigtails
    that look like tornadoes?
[14:54] ---
    She's not the least bit shy, huh?
[14:56] ---
    Probably because she's treating
    this like playing a game.
[14:59] ---
    Chino! I did it!
[15:01] ---
    I thought they'd be way
    more difficult to talk to!
[15:04] ---
    What did you find out?
[15:06] ---
    About that...
[15:09] ---
    There's been no sightings of her
    on the whole west side of the school.
[15:11] ---
    That's reliable info from a member of the student council
    who's in charge of relaying news.
[15:15] ---
    How did you learn so much so quickly?!
[15:18] ---
    And they invited us to tea time!
[15:20] ---
    Tea time?!
[15:22] ---
    Seriously...?
[15:28] ---
    Excuse me. Would you kindly
    hand me that teacup?
[15:31] ---
    Why yes, of course.
[15:32] ---
    This is the authentic, rich
    girl tea time experience.
[15:32] ---
    These are freshly baked madeleines.
    Aren't they just delectable?
[15:36] ---
    I have recently taken a strong
    interest in home cooking.
[15:38] ---
    Are there any ingredients
    you could recommend to me, Maya?
[15:41] ---
    Bean sprouts! They're easy to cook!
[15:43] ---
    "Bean sprouts"?
[15:45] ---
    I've heard bean sprouts can be quite tasty
    when stir fried with a dash of curry powder!
[15:49] ---
    You're such a wealth of knowledge, Syaro!
[15:51] ---
    What are "bean sprouts" exactly?
[15:53] ---
    Hold it!
[15:54] ---
    Objection!
[15:55] ---
    They're far better in miso
    soup instead of stir fried!
[15:58] ---
    But you can't enjoy their
    texture if you boil them.
[16:01] ---
    Boiled!
[16:02] ---
    Stir fried!
[16:04] ---
    I'm siding with Syaro.
[16:06] ---
    I'm siding with Maya.
[16:08] ---
    So tell us, what are bean sprouts?
[16:11] ---
    The authentic... rich girl...
[16:15] ---
    Rize's uniform is a little too big for me.
[16:18] ---
    But...
[16:21] ---
    I'm so happy I already
    get to try wearing one!
[16:26] ---
    Megu.
[16:27] ---
    Y-yes?
[16:28] ---
    Listen up. You've got to search for the others
    without letting anyone know you're trespassing.
[16:33] ---
    Rize clearly has the wrong idea,
    but I don't want to ruin her fun.
[16:37] ---
    Commence your mission
    just as if you'd infiltrated an enemy base!
[16:40] ---
    Y-yes, sir!
[16:47] ---
    How did we end up participating
    in the Ballroom Dance Club?
[16:52] ---
    This could be considered another
    way of gathering intel.
[16:57] ---
    So...
[17:00] ---
    This school is shaping up to
    be more fun than I thought!
[17:03] ---
    You really do end up enjoying
    just about anything, huh?
[17:08] ---
    Well, Chino, I guess we can't fully understand
    some worlds until we dive right into them, huh?
[17:13] ---
    Dive in...
[17:15] ---
    I feel like I've gained a
    ton of experience points!
[17:18] ---
    You're giving off an aura of elegance
    just like Syaro does!
[17:22] ---
    Salutations!
[17:24] ---
    Salutations.
[17:26] ---
    S-salutations.
[17:28] ---
    Nice! You're doing great.
[17:30] ---
    Yes, sir!
[17:35] ---
    Huh? You want me to poke my eyes out...?
[17:38] ---
    Look ahead!
[17:43] ---
    I have to act like a legitimate student here!
[17:45] ---
    A perfect performance!
[17:47] ---
    Salutations!
[17:48] ---
    Salutations.
[17:50] ---
    Salutations!
[17:51] ---
    Salutations!
[17:56] ---
    Huh?!
[17:58] ---
    You should have just said
    you were here on a tour!
[18:02] ---
    We're sorry.
[18:04] ---
    I knew about it, but I totally spaced...
[18:06] ---
    But today sure was full
    of thrills, right Maya?
[18:09] ---
    Yeah... I was actually recommended for
    the scholarship exam at this school.
[18:14] ---
    I might seriously consider taking it.
[18:16] ---
    Huh?
[18:17] ---
    Very funny, quit joking around
    and take your future a little more seriously!
[18:20] ---
    I'm being 100% serious!
[18:23] ---
    What?
[18:24] ---
    One of our teachers recommended you?
[18:28] ---
    That's news to me.
[18:29] ---
    Thinking about it, Maya actually
    does get incredibly good grades.
[18:33] ---
    And although she tires of some things easily,
    her curiosity to learn has always been strong.
[18:37] ---
    Does that mean all of her stupidity up until now
    was intentional just to mess with us...?
[18:42] ---
    Th-the truth is that I didn't think
    I would be comfortable here.
[18:46] ---
    But...
[18:47] ---
    Are you sure all of the etiquette
    and such won't bring you down?
[18:50] ---
    I really struggled until
    I got used to it myself.
[18:53] ---
    You just put too much
    pressure on yourself, Syaro!
[18:56] ---
    Besides, if I can come here for free,
    then I think that would make it easier on my parents.
[19:01] ---
    Maya...
[19:02] ---
    Maya!
[19:04] ---
    If you come to this school,
    I'll teach you a bunch of bean sprout recipes!
[19:07] ---
    I want you to give me
    better advice than that!
[19:10] ---
    I've had some thoughts
    about this before, but...
[19:13] ---
    you keep a lot of secrets from us, Maya.
[19:16] ---
    Even though you got a recommendation for this school,
    you didn't mention a word of it to us.
[19:21] ---
    And there was that one time you ran off
    to seek Rize's advice...
[19:24] ---
    I remember that, too.
[19:27] ---
    But we already know that underneath it all,
    you're a very gentle and caring friend.
[19:31] ---
    That's true.
[19:32] ---
    And we know all about how you
    feel so lonely without us around.
[19:37] ---
    Rize! Make those two shut up!
[19:40] ---
    I know how you feel.
[19:42] ---
    Maya is seriously blushing up a storm!
[19:45] ---
    A rare sight.
[19:47] ---
    Oh hey! You should come
    to this high school with us, Chino!
[19:50] ---
    You're just trying to shift
    attention away from yourself.
[19:53] ---
    Never mind that. I mean, you're not wrong,
    but just imagine if you came to this school!
[19:57] ---
    Good point!
[19:58] ---
    Then we could stick together for sure!
[20:02] ---
    Chimame Corps! Let's all
    say "salutations" together!
[20:07] ---
    Salutations!
[20:09] ---
    Salutations!
[20:12] ---
    The two of you are totally suffering
    from Salutation Syndrome right now.
[20:17] ---
    I bet our school lives would have been
    just as rowdy if Cocoa and Chiya had attended with us.
[20:22] ---
    For sure.
[20:23] ---
    I get a headache just imagining
    what it would be lik-
[20:25] ---
    Salutations!
[20:26] ---
    These voices belong to...!
    Salutations.
[20:27] ---
    I hear some familiar voices nearby.
[20:29] ---
    And I see some familiar pigtails...
[20:31] ---
    Rize? Syaro?
[20:34] ---
    Salutations!
[20:35] ---
    What are you doing here?
[20:37] ---
    That's what we want to know!
[20:39] ---
    Wait a second, those uniforms you have on...
[20:41] ---
    We came to borrow some supplies
    for our Culture Festival
[20:43] ---
    and became fast friends
    with the Garment Club.
[20:45] ---
    They let us wear them!
[20:46] ---
    We get to be rich girls for the day!
[20:49] ---
    Oh! It's Chino!
[20:51] ---
    And Megu and Maya! You
    all have the uniform on!
[20:54] ---
    Everyone is fitting right in.
[20:57] ---
    Yay!
[20:58] ---
    We're all rich girls!
[21:00] ---
    Yay!
[21:02] ---
    There's nothing "yay" about it.
[21:05] ---
    Give me a break.
[21:06] ---
    What are they doing?
[21:08] ---
    Yay.
[21:11] ---
    Hey Rize, about what I said
    about Syaro earlier...
[21:14] ---
    Thank you for always looking
    after our little Syaro.
[21:16] ---
    D-d-don't! Cut it out!
[21:19] ---
    You're very welcome.
[21:21] ---
    And our little Rize is
    such a darling, isn't she?
[21:24] ---
    What are you, my mom?!
[21:25] ---
    Indeed she is.
[21:28] ---
    We hope that you continue
    to stay in good graces...
[21:31] ---
    ...with our Syaro and Rize.
[21:33] ---
    Of course.
[21:35] ---
    Enough already!
[21:36] ---
    This is humiliating!
[21:37] ---
    Please keep them in line.
[21:38] ---
    I said stop!
[21:39] ---
    I think coming to this
    school will be really fun!
[21:42] ---
    Yeah!
[21:49] ---
    High school, huh?
[21:52] ---
    Bunnisode 3:
    Everything in the World Serves as My Experience Points
[21:56] ---
    Nakayoshi da zutto da!
[21:58] ---
    Nakayoshi! Maru! Nakayoshi!
[22:00] ---
    Kimecchaimasu Maru desukara mondai nai!!
[22:04] ---
    Kono sekai ni wa fushigi ga aru to
[22:07] ---
    Minareta mado kara osasoi no message
[22:11] ---
    Ironna toko e dekakemasen ka?
[22:15] ---
    Hai hai tama ni wa bouken mo hitsuyou desu ne
[22:19] ---
    Soshite soshite tooi machikado de kitto
[22:23] ---
    Itsumo no coffee nomitaku naru hazu
[22:27] ---
    Hanarete mite wakaru koto ga takusan aru
[22:35] ---
    Yappari...
[22:36] ---
    Ima wa issho ga ii ne zutto issho ga ii ne
[22:40] ---
    Kawatteku kisetsu no naka demo
[22:44] ---
    Onaji kimochi de itai minna o daiji ni shitai
[22:48] ---
    Daisuki na basho ga atte yokatta
[22:52] ---
    Ima wa issho ga ii ne sou da issho ga ii ne
[22:56] ---
    Dokoka ittemo chanto modotte kite
[23:00] ---
    Tsutawatteru ki ga shimasu
[23:02] ---
    Datte datte hora kyou mo minna ni aemashita
[23:07] ---
    Aitai toki ni aerutte... nakayoshi!
[23:16] ---
    Nakayoshi da zutto da!
[23:17] ---
    Nakayoshi! Maru! Nakayoshi!
[23:19] ---
    Kimecchaimasu Maru desukara mondai nai!!
[23:26] ---
    Has Chino made up her mind
    about high school yet? I'm worried.
[23:29] ---
    Any uniform would look good, I think.
[23:31] ---
    I want to wear a blazer, myself!
[23:32] ---
    Bunnisode 4: A Potential Everyday Life
[23:34] ---
    I wasn't talking about you!