E2 - The Case of the Childhood Friend's Stolen Heart

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[00:18] ---
    TONIGHT,
    I SHALL HELP MYSELF TO THE ROSE HIP RUBY.
[00:21] ---
    Hmph! Lapin can try all she wants,
    but nobody is slipping past all of this security.
[00:35] ---
    Get outside!
[00:38] ---
    Sorry to keep you waiting, everyone!
[00:45] ---
    The Phantom Thief Lapin is here!
[00:48] ---
    I've already helped myself to the Rose Hip Ruby!
[00:53] ---
    Arrest her!
[00:56] ---
    Hurry!
[00:57] ---
    Get moving!
[01:01] ---
    Royal Straight...
[01:05] ---
    Flush!
[01:09] ---
    I've been struck by an angel...
[01:13] ---
    I'm afraid your hearts all belong to me now, gentlemen.
[01:19] ---
    There is nothing that I cannot steal!
[01:23] ---
    Now, I bid you all adieu!
[01:30] ---
    Get back here, Lapin!
[01:31] ---
    Once again, our hearts have been stolen
    by none other than Lapin!
[01:35] ---
    Ah, you beautiful Phantom Thief...
[01:37] ---
    Where will you make an appearance next time?
[01:43] ---
    Another great episode of Phantom Thief Lapin this week!
[01:46] ---
    She can even steal things that aren't physical.
[01:51] ---
    I forgot about my homework!
[01:53] ---
    Curse you, Lapin! I can't believe you stole my time!
[01:58] ---
    You reap what you sow...
[01:59] ---
    The Case of
    the Childhood Friend's Stolen Heart
[02:05] ---
    Spin around with a twirl, hey, dance dance
[02:09] ---
    In the heavenly cafeteria, dance dance
[02:12] ---
    Where is the door? (Over here!)
[02:14] ---
    Take a hop into the cup (Leap right in!)
[02:18] ---
    Big puffy clouds float through the sky
[02:21] ---
    They actually taste sweet, for real (Just kidding!)
[02:24] ---
    If we fly through the sky in tea cups and coffee cups
[02:28] ---
    We can go anywhere together
[02:31] ---
    Wanting to be a dreamer forever (More impossible than possible)
[02:37] ---
    Think about how exciting tomorrow will be (So many flavors to try!)
[02:43] ---
    Cinnamon instead of sugar
[02:45] ---
    If that becomes a preference, it might be time for evolution
[02:49] ---
    Going to a new place (Were you invited?)
[02:53] ---
    If you get invited there, let's take the plunge and fly
[02:56] ---
    (C'mon ride in the tea cup and soar through the sky)
[02:59] ---
    (C'mon ride in the coffee cup, yeah yeah)
[03:01] ---
    Spin around with a twirl, hey, dance dance (Dance dance!)
[03:05] ---
    In the heavenly cafeteria, dance dance (Dance dance)
[03:08] ---
    Where is the door? It's inside of the cup
[03:12] ---
    An illusion? Or reality? Which?
[03:14] ---
    It doesn't really matter either way (Good point)
[03:18] ---
    A dollop of whip cream on your head (Fluff fluff)
[03:21] ---
    Okay, just dance (The future) it'll definitely be fun (So let's fly!)
[03:27] ---
    Flying through the sky in tea cups and coffee cups
[03:30] ---
    We can go anywhere together!
[03:41] ---
    Phantom Thief Lapin
[03:42] ---
    I'm glad I managed to borrow a copy...
[03:45] ---
    but I forgot I don't have a TV.
[03:50] ---
    Say, Syaro...
[03:52] ---
    Let's enjoy a bone-chilling horror movie together!
[03:55] ---
    There's nothing to watch it on here.
[03:57] ---
    Then let's tell each other ghost stories!
[03:59] ---
    I don't feel like it.
[04:02] ---
    Then let's walk through a spooooky forest.
[04:04] ---
    Why do you have to be so persistent day in and day out?
[04:08] ---
    You never used to be such a coward.
[04:09] ---
    My answer to your invites has always been no!
[04:12] ---
    Team Beans has arrived at the target.
[04:15] ---
    Roger. Then begin phase 2.
[04:18] ---
    Alright! Time to strike fear in some hearts!
[04:21] ---
    Commence: Operation Spook!
[04:23] ---
    Yes, sir!
[04:24] ---
    What are you doing in that getup, anyways?
SIGN    Namu Amida Butsu
[04:30] ---
    We're having a horror week at Ama Usa An right now.
SIGN    Namu Amida Butsu
[04:34] ---
    A curse be upon you...!
[04:37] ---
    Th-that's not gonna scare anybody.
[04:41] ---
    I can't believe it was right next to Ama Usa An!
[04:45] ---
    There's a rabbit hutch and vines on the walls.
    It fits the description perfectly!
[04:49] ---
    This has gotta be the haunted house
    everyone's been talking about!
[04:52] ---
    IT'S MY HOUSE!
[04:54] ---
    Huh? Syaro?
[04:55] ---
    S-Syaro, behind you!
[04:58] ---
    There's a ghost!
[05:02] ---
    When exactly did my house...
[05:04] ---
    become one of the town's paranormal destinations?
[05:07] ---
    Everybody at school is talking about it!
[05:12] ---
    They say the whole area reeks of herbs and wild beasts.
[05:15] ---
    And if you pass in front of the rundown house
    during the night,
[05:18] ---
    you can hear the ghastly wail of a young girl's voice.
[05:23] ---
    Stop it... no more! Leave that herb alone!
[05:28] ---
    Stoooooop!
[05:30] ---
    That's a rumor going around?
[05:32] ---
    Oh! But we also came here to extend
    an invite to both of you.
[05:36] ---
    Huh?
[05:38] ---
    Maya and I are childhood friends,
    just like the two of you are.
[05:42] ---
    So we thought it would be fun for the 4 of us to hang out.
[05:45] ---
    Yeah, totally! Let's go on an adventure
    that we can share together!
[05:50] ---
    An adventure?
[05:51] ---
    That sounds like fun!
[05:53] ---
    What do you say, Syaro?
[05:55] ---
    You wanna go now? Uh...
[06:03] ---
    I guess if you insist. I'll tag along.
[06:06] ---
    Really? That makes me so happy!
[06:26] ---
    We got them hook, line, and sinker!
[06:27] ---
    Yeah, it's going smoothly.
[06:29] ---
    You know something, Maya and Megu...
[06:33] ---
    Wh-what is it?
[06:37] ---
    You two get along just like twins!
[06:39] ---
    Twins?
[06:41] ---
    But we're polar opposites!
[06:44] ---
    The same goes for you two, doesn't it?
[06:48] ---
    Look! Take our hairstyles for example.
[06:51] ---
    Megu and Chiya both have long hair.
[06:52] ---
    But Syaro and I are medium rare!
[06:55] ---
    Why does it sound like you're ordering steak?
[06:57] ---
    We come in totally different sizes, too!
[07:00] ---
    Different sizes... sizes...
[07:04] ---
    Size...
[07:08] ---
    Listen, Maya! All that matters is if you have a big heart!
[07:12] ---
    Huh?
[07:13] ---
    Yeah! Let's have the biggest hearts out there, Syaro!
[07:17] ---
    I don't get it, but it's nice they're having fun.
[07:19] ---
    Right?
[07:21] ---
    Observation Deck
[07:24] ---
    Okay! I'll explain how this test of courage is gonna work!
[07:27] ---
    Huh? A test of courage?!
[07:29] ---
    There's a small house up ahead,
    so all you have to do is walk past it and come back!
[07:33] ---
    Did I hear "test of courage"?!
[07:35] ---
    Maya and I are going on ahead,
    so you two wait a little first and then start, okay?
[07:40] ---
    Okay.
[07:40] ---
    When did this become a test of courage?!
[07:49] ---
    This is an adventure, not a test of courage...
[07:52] ---
    The only thing awaiting us is fantasy and romance...
[07:56] ---
    Oh! It sounds like Maya's having fun!
[07:58] ---
    She's only laughing to keep from getting scared.
    You should just accept your fate, Syaro.
[08:06] ---
    Excellent, all according to plan.
[08:11] ---
    Get ready for a real surprise, you two!
[08:27] ---
    Oops.
[08:32] ---
    I can't land a hit on Chiya at all!
[08:35] ---
    P-please just be rain...
[08:37] ---
    Huh?
[08:40] ---
    W-waaaaait!
[08:43] ---
    Am I hearing things or was that a girl moaning?
[08:45] ---
    I heard nothing!
[08:47] ---
    B-but..!
[08:50] ---
    C'mon, hurry up!
[08:52] ---
    Your hand is wet...
[08:55] ---
    It's all just your imagination! Keep moving!
[09:01] ---
    Things are the opposite of how they used to be.
[09:04] ---
    I was always the one who led you around
    while you cried in fear.
[09:11] ---
    It makes me realize you're not
    the same old Syaro anymore.
[09:14] ---
    Obviously!
[09:16] ---
    I have grown up a bit, you know!
[09:19] ---
    I'm living with Wild Geese right now.
[09:21] ---
    So I'm not nearly as afraid of rabbits as I used to be.
[09:29] ---
    I'm more than capable of pulling you
    along whenever you feel scared!
[09:41] ---
    Syaro...
[09:43] ---
    That's true! You're very reliable.
[09:46] ---
    You bet I am!
[09:47] ---
    Leaveeee!
[09:49] ---
    You must leave this place!
[09:52] ---
    Be gone!
[09:53] ---
    Syaro, you let go...
[09:55] ---
    There's ghosts!
[09:58] ---
    Look!
[10:04] ---
    Oh, never mind. It's just some stuffed animals.
[10:07] ---
    Rabbits terrify me!
[10:15] ---
    Wait up!
[10:17] ---
    Syaro!
[10:28] ---
    A curse be upon you!
[10:42] ---
    Wah! A ghos-!
[10:46] ---
    Hey!
[10:48] ---
    Are you okay?
[10:49] ---
    Cocoa...?
[10:56] ---
    We're sorry for keeping it a secret!
[10:58] ---
    Cocoa planned the whole thing!
[11:01] ---
    So this was Cocoa's doing?
[11:03] ---
    Yay! Surprise!
[11:06] ---
    Don't give me that.
[11:08] ---
    And I can't believe you were in on it, Rize!
[11:12] ---
    Waiting alone until you showed up
    was super scary, so we're even!
[11:14] ---
    Actually, where was Chino hiding?
[11:17] ---
    I never saw her.
[11:19] ---
    Tippy told me to leave it all to him.
[11:23] ---
    You chickened out.
[11:24] ---
    I didn't chicken out.
[11:25] ---
    You must have been so scared!
[11:27] ---
    But its okay now because your big sister is here!
[11:30] ---
    Frankly, you're the most terrifying thing I've seen all night.
[11:33] ---
    Ouch!
[11:35] ---
    What inspired you to suddenly have this test of courage?
[11:39] ---
    Because you've been upset about Syaro
    not hanging out with you lately.
[11:44] ---
    So you did this just for Syaro and I?
[11:48] ---
    My recommendation was for a survival game, though.
[11:53] ---
    Cocoa, you're like my soulmate!
[11:56] ---
    Aw shucks, it was nothing.
[11:57] ---
    That was the reason you planned this whole thing?!
[12:00] ---
    I honestly admire your ability to take the initiative.
[12:04] ---
    And I guess it was worthwhile
    since Chiya seemed to have fun.
[12:08] ---
    I enjoyed myself quite a bit, too...
[12:11] ---
    Huh?
[12:12] ---
    You liked it too, Syaro?
[12:14] ---
    Wh-what I said was I'm glad that Chiya enjoyed it!
[12:17] ---
    C'mon, it's getting late. We should go home.
[12:20] ---
    Okay!
[12:22] ---
    Syaro, wait up!
[12:22] ---
    Do you think the plan was a success?
[12:28] ---
    Your face is covered in mud!
[12:30] ---
    So is yours, Syaro.
[12:31] ---
    Seriously?
[12:33] ---
    I think it was a huge success!
[12:36] ---
    AMA USA AN
[12:40] ---
    This feels great.
[12:42] ---
    Thanks so much, Chiya!
[12:44] ---
    Letting you go home looking like that would've
[12:46] ---
    sparked a whole new set of spooky rumors.
[12:49] ---
    We don't need any more than we already have...
[12:53] ---
    To be honest, I had a sneaking suspicion
    about the test of courage being a prank.
[12:59] ---
    Really?
[12:59] ---
    Then you should have said something, jeez!
[13:02] ---
    I know you like scary things, but come on...
[13:05] ---
    That's not it.
[13:06] ---
    All of the horror was just a bonus, what I really wanted
[13:09] ---
    was to have an adventure with you just like the old days.
[13:14] ---
    I enjoyed myself so much during the test of courage
    I ended up not saying anything.
[13:20] ---
    I'm sorry!
[13:22] ---
    Chiya...
[13:24] ---
    W-well, I'll have you know the whole thing
    was a cake walk for me!
[13:29] ---
    Syaro?
[13:31] ---
    So, uh...
[13:33] ---
    I don't mind doing a horror film
    marathon tonight, if you want.
[13:40] ---
    I'm so happy for you two!
[13:42] ---
    Thanks for what you did today, Cocoa.
[13:46] ---
    Syaro...!
[13:49] ---
    You're actually thanking me instead
    of getting mad? Do you have fever?!
[13:53] ---
    Are you sick?!
[13:56] ---
    WHY CAN'T YOU JUST TAKE MY WORDS
    AT FACE VALUE?!
[14:03] ---
    The Phantom Thief Lapin is here!
[14:05] ---
    There is nothing that I...
[14:08] ---
    cannot steal!
[14:11] ---
    That's a great imitation!
[14:13] ---
    Wow! It's Lapin!
[14:15] ---
    No treasure ever escapes from me!
[14:17] ---
    From me!
[14:18] ---
    Cocoa, you shouldn't play around during work...
[14:21] ---
    Oh, I'm so sorry!
[14:23] ---
    I promise to play together with you later, Chino!
[14:26] ---
    Th-that's not what I meant!
[14:29] ---
    So, did that Lapin show take off recently or what?
[14:32] ---
    Yes, it's very popular.
[14:33] ---
    It has a ton of action, so I think you'd enjoy it too!
SIGN    PHANTOM THIEF LAPIN
[14:38] ---
    The original novel was written
    by Miss Aoyama, you know.
[14:40] ---
    Wow! She sure knows how to execute a clean hit!
[14:43] ---
    You mean "produce a smash hit"...
[14:45] ---
    Oh, that reminds me! Don't you think
    Lapin looks similar to Syaro?
[14:50] ---
    Maybe Syaro was the model for her design.
[14:54] ---
    Whoa!
[14:54] ---
    What is it?
[15:01] ---
    Phantom Thief Lapin!
[15:03] ---
    U-u-um, ah, er...!
[15:05] ---
    Th-there is n-nothing that I c-cannot steal!
[15:10] ---
    Oh. It's just you, Syaro.
[15:12] ---
    What's up? Are you pretending to be Lapin, too?
[15:15] ---
    Huh?!
[15:15] ---
    W-well, I...
[15:18] ---
    Sounds like something is afoot!
[15:21] ---
    I'm more than happy to hear you out!
[15:23] ---
    Cocoa...!
[15:25] ---
    But hold on a second!
[15:26] ---
    Where did you get that mask?!
[15:28] ---
    I want one, too!
[15:30] ---
    What happened to hearing me out?!
[15:33] ---
    Actually, Fleur de Lapin is doing
    a collaboration with Phantom Thief Lapin right now.
[15:39] ---
    The show is apparently really popular with kids,
[15:42] ---
    Collaboration Campaign!
[15:43] ---
    so a bunch of them have been coming to the cafe...
[15:47] ---
    The magnificent Phantom Thief Lapin is here!
[15:51] ---
    Inspector!
[15:52] ---
    So fluffy!
[15:54] ---
    My salesman smile isn't working!
[15:58] ---
    Lapin is supposed to be the star,
    but hasn't attracted much attention...
[16:01] ---
    And, uh, I feel kind of responsible for that.
[16:04] ---
    W-wait, Lapin has a Lapin collab right now?!
[16:07] ---
    Lapin is at Lapin?!
[16:09] ---
    Lapin in Lapin so pin pin la plain!
[16:11] ---
    Calm yourself down!
[16:13] ---
    The reason I was peeking in on Rabbit House
    was to watch what Cocoa was doing.
[16:18] ---
    Why me?
[16:19] ---
    You always become fast friends with kids, right?
[16:22] ---
    Yeah, she totally does.
[16:24] ---
    But all I'm doing is acting normal...
[16:27] ---
    You inadvertently find your way
    into people's hearts and make them like you.
[16:30] ---
    I'm so jealous of that talent.
[16:32] ---
    I just enjoy chatting with people!
[16:35] ---
    And that takes talent!
[16:37] ---
    You're making too much of it.
[16:39] ---
    You're the Phantom Thief Cocoa, stealer of hearts!
[16:42] ---
    There's no way that Syaro would compliment me
    this much without some kind of ulterior motive!
[16:46] ---
    I'm being totally honest here!
[16:49] ---
    But listen, Syaro...
[16:51] ---
    You don't have to force yourself
    to try and copy what I do.
[16:54] ---
    Huh?
[16:56] ---
    I can sense it.
[16:58] ---
    What the kids really want isn't some girl dressing up
    like Lapin, they want the real Lapin herself!
[17:05] ---
    The real Lapin?
[17:07] ---
    But then... how am I supposed to make that happen?
[17:09] ---
    You become her! We're gonna turn you
    into the real Phantom Thief Lapin!
[17:17] ---
    Welcome to the Phantom Thief Lapin viewing party!
[17:19] ---
    Let's get started!
[17:21] ---
    Viewing party?
[17:23] ---
    If you study Lapin and manage to copy all her mannerisms,
[17:26] ---
    then the kids will love you for sure!
[17:28] ---
    You need to understand the heart and soul of Lapin as a character
[17:31] ---
    and then make her a part of you.
[17:34] ---
    O-okay, I got it.
[17:35] ---
    This is my first time watching it. I hope I can enjoy it.
[17:38] ---
    I've only seen some parts of it myself.
[17:41] ---
    But I'm happy to explain whatever I can to you.
[17:44] ---
    That sounds good!
[17:45] ---
    Okay then, let the show begin!
[17:47] ---
    PLAY
[17:50] ---
    Wearing the fragrance of blood and gunpowder,
[17:55] ---
    were a group of men who controlled beasts of iron.
[17:59] ---
    The first episode seems really hardcore...
[18:03] ---
    I love stuff like this!
[18:05] ---
    Cocoa, you played the wrong show.
[18:17] ---
    I ended up... putting our kids
    through some really lonely times.
[18:22] ---
    But I'm going to catch Lapin no matter what it takes.
[18:26] ---
    That gemstone you tried to protect,
    the Mellow Blue Tear...
[18:30] ---
    Lapin knows all of the secrets behind it for sure.
[18:36] ---
    Syaro?!
[18:37] ---
    And even Rize!
[18:38] ---
    Are the two of you going to be okay?
[18:40] ---
    I-I never imagined the Inspector had that kind of past...
[18:43] ---
    I-I swear to treasure my own wife and children someday!
[18:48] ---
    You're getting a little too empathetic.
[18:49] ---
    I had completely misunderstood Lapin this entire time.
[18:53] ---
    I was even messing up her signature pose.
[18:56] ---
    Can we watch the part where she does
    her signature pose one more time?
[18:59] ---
    Of course!
[19:00] ---
    But Syaro, you really don't have to put in so much effort...
[19:04] ---
    I do, because those kids are coming
    with dreams of meeting the real Lapin.
[19:09] ---
    That's why I'm going to perfect my Lapin performance
    and put smiles on all of their faces!
[19:14] ---
    Syaro...
[19:16] ---
    Nobody can stop Syaro
    once she puts her mind to something.
[19:19] ---
    She's always been the type to give things 100%.
    So that part goes like this...
[19:23] ---
    And then...
[19:28] ---
    This is how she throws her cards!
[19:31] ---
    My elbow should be bent at approximately 60 degrees.
[19:33] ---
    And my hand will be at the angle from episode 10!
[19:36] ---
    That's the most ideal!
[19:38] ---
    The Phantom Thief Lapin...
[19:40] ---
    ...is here!
[19:42] ---
    There is nothing that I cannot steal!
[19:45] ---
    You've got it down pat, Syaro!
[19:47] ---
    Yeah, you're a real pro now!
[19:49] ---
    Cocoa, is that supposed to be the Bon Dance?
[19:51] ---
    No it's not!
[19:53] ---
    You need to double check the angle
    you keep your hands at.
[19:56] ---
    Your impression of Lapin is really cool!
[19:59] ---
    I'm sure that all the kids will love it.
[20:02] ---
    Chino...
[20:05] ---
    Thanks! I'll do my best!
[20:08] ---
    Ah! Chino's heart just got stolen!
[20:19] ---
    The morning sun sure is bright.
[20:21] ---
    I'm still blown away by the backstory
    behind all of her extravagant thievery!
[20:26] ---
    The Phantom Thief Lapin...
[20:28] ---
    there's just something about her way of doing things that really enthralls the heart.
[20:33] ---
    Cocoa!
[20:34] ---
    Huh?
[20:36] ---
    Here. For you.
[20:37] ---
    Lapin's mask?!
[20:39] ---
    Are you sure I can have this?!
[20:40] ---
    Settle down.
[20:42] ---
    It's totally okay, we have a bunch of these at the cafe.
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    Thanks so much, Syaro!
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    I'm the one who should be thanking you.
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    You were a huge help. Seriously, thanks a lot.
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    I'm starting to think...
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    Huh?
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    If I take this mask now you're gonna expect
    some kind of favor in return...
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    WHY CAN YOU NEVER JUST BELIEVE WHAT I SAY?!
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    Nakayoshi da zutto da!
    We are friends forever!
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    Nakayoshi! Maru! Nakayoshi!
    Friends! Okay! Friends!
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    Kimecchaimasu Maru desukara mondai nai!!
    We'll make it happen! There's no problem since it's all okay!
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    Kono sekai ni wa fushigi ga aru to
    "There are mysterious things in this world"
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    Minareta mado kara osasoi no message
    An inviting message from outside the familiar window
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    Ironna toko e dekakemasen ka?
    Would you like to explore different places?
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    Hai hai tama ni wa bouken mo hitsuyou desu ne
    Yeah, yeah, an adventure is needed every now and then
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    Soshite soshite tooi machikado de kitto
    And eventually on some street corner far away
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    Itsumo no coffee nomitaku naru hazu
    We'll get a craving to drink the usual coffee
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    Hanarete mite wakaru koto ga takusan aru
    There are many things to realize if you just take a step back!
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    Yappari...
    Of course...
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    Ima wa issho ga ii ne zutto issho ga ii ne
    Right now being together is best, together forever is best
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    Kawatteku kisetsu no naka demo
    Even amidst the changing seasons
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    Onaji kimochi de itai minna o daiji ni shitai
    I want to keep these feelings, I want to treasure everyone
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    Daisuki na basho ga atte yokatta
    I'm glad to have a place that I love
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    Ima wa issho ga ii ne sou da issho ga ii ne
    Right now being together is best, that's right, together is best
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    Dokoka ittemo chanto modotte kite
    Even if you go somewhere else, be sure to come back
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    Tsutawatteru ki ga shimasu
    I think that feeling is understood
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    Datte datte hora kyou mo minna ni aemashita
    Because, after all, I got to see everyone today
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    Aitai toki ni aerutte... nakayoshi!
    Seeing them whenever I want means... we're friends!
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    Nakayoshi da zutto da!
    We are friends forever!
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    Nakayoshi! Maru! Nakayoshi!
    Friends! Okay! Friends!
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    Kimecchaimasu Maru desukara mondai nai!!
    We'll make it happen! There's no problem since it's okay!
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    Collaboration Campaign!
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    Sorry to keep you waiting, everyone!
[22:48] ---
    The Phantom Thief Lapin is here!
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    There is nothing that I... cannot steal!
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    Lapin!
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    That's right. It's me, Lapin!
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    I think I might have finally gotten over my nerves.
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    Hey Syaro! We came to cheer you on!
[23:06] ---
    Huh?
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    Be careful kids, that Lapin is an imposter!
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    The real Lapin is actually right here!
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    Whoa!
    Are you the really real one?
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    Are you in disguise right now?
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    Lapin! It's Lapin!
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    YOU'RE STEALING MY BUSINESS!
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    The Phantom Thief Takahiro is here!
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    I've helped myself to the next episode preview!
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    And now the heart of every customer at this bar...
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    Bunnisode 3: Everything in the World Serves as My Experience Points
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    belongs to me!
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    Arrest him!