E2 - The Case of the Childhood Friend's Stolen Heart
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TONIGHT,
I SHALL HELP MYSELF TO THE ROSE HIP RUBY.
[00:21] ---
Hmph! Lapin can try all she wants,
but nobody is slipping past all of this security.
[00:35] ---
Get outside!
[00:38] ---
Sorry to keep you waiting, everyone!
[00:45] ---
The Phantom Thief Lapin is here!
[00:48] ---
I've already helped myself to the Rose Hip Ruby!
[00:53] ---
Arrest her!
[00:56] ---
Hurry!
[00:57] ---
Get moving!
[01:01] ---
Royal Straight...
[01:05] ---
Flush!
[01:09] ---
I've been struck by an angel...
[01:13] ---
I'm afraid your hearts all belong to me now, gentlemen.
[01:19] ---
There is nothing that I cannot steal!
[01:23] ---
Now, I bid you all adieu!
[01:30] ---
Get back here, Lapin!
[01:31] ---
Once again, our hearts have been stolen
by none other than Lapin!
[01:35] ---
Ah, you beautiful Phantom Thief...
[01:37] ---
Where will you make an appearance next time?
[01:43] ---
Another great episode of Phantom Thief Lapin this week!
[01:46] ---
She can even steal things that aren't physical.
[01:51] ---
I forgot about my homework!
[01:53] ---
Curse you, Lapin! I can't believe you stole my time!
[01:58] ---
You reap what you sow...
[01:59] ---
The Case of
the Childhood Friend's Stolen Heart
[02:05] ---
Spin around with a twirl, hey, dance dance
[02:09] ---
In the heavenly cafeteria, dance dance
[02:12] ---
Where is the door? (Over here!)
[02:14] ---
Take a hop into the cup (Leap right in!)
[02:18] ---
Big puffy clouds float through the sky
[02:21] ---
They actually taste sweet, for real (Just kidding!)
[02:24] ---
If we fly through the sky in tea cups and coffee cups
[02:28] ---
We can go anywhere together
[02:31] ---
Wanting to be a dreamer forever (More impossible than possible)
[02:37] ---
Think about how exciting tomorrow will be (So many flavors to try!)
[02:43] ---
Cinnamon instead of sugar
[02:45] ---
If that becomes a preference, it might be time for evolution
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Going to a new place (Were you invited?)
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If you get invited there, let's take the plunge and fly
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(C'mon ride in the tea cup and soar through the sky)
[02:59] ---
(C'mon ride in the coffee cup, yeah yeah)
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Spin around with a twirl, hey, dance dance (Dance dance!)
[03:05] ---
In the heavenly cafeteria, dance dance (Dance dance)
[03:08] ---
Where is the door? It's inside of the cup
[03:12] ---
An illusion? Or reality? Which?
[03:14] ---
It doesn't really matter either way (Good point)
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A dollop of whip cream on your head (Fluff fluff)
[03:21] ---
Okay, just dance (The future) it'll definitely be fun (So let's fly!)
[03:27] ---
Flying through the sky in tea cups and coffee cups
[03:30] ---
We can go anywhere together!
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Phantom Thief Lapin
[03:42] ---
I'm glad I managed to borrow a copy...
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but I forgot I don't have a TV.
[03:50] ---
Say, Syaro...
[03:52] ---
Let's enjoy a bone-chilling horror movie together!
[03:55] ---
There's nothing to watch it on here.
[03:57] ---
Then let's tell each other ghost stories!
[03:59] ---
I don't feel like it.
[04:02] ---
Then let's walk through a spooooky forest.
[04:04] ---
Why do you have to be so persistent day in and day out?
[04:08] ---
You never used to be such a coward.
[04:09] ---
My answer to your invites has always been no!
[04:12] ---
Team Beans has arrived at the target.
[04:15] ---
Roger. Then begin phase 2.
[04:18] ---
Alright! Time to strike fear in some hearts!
[04:21] ---
Commence: Operation Spook!
[04:23] ---
Yes, sir!
[04:24] ---
What are you doing in that getup, anyways?
SIGN Namu Amida Butsu
[04:30] ---
We're having a horror week at Ama Usa An right now.
SIGN Namu Amida Butsu
[04:34] ---
A curse be upon you...!
[04:37] ---
Th-that's not gonna scare anybody.
[04:41] ---
I can't believe it was right next to Ama Usa An!
[04:45] ---
There's a rabbit hutch and vines on the walls.
It fits the description perfectly!
[04:49] ---
This has gotta be the haunted house
everyone's been talking about!
[04:52] ---
IT'S MY HOUSE!
[04:54] ---
Huh? Syaro?
[04:55] ---
S-Syaro, behind you!
[04:58] ---
There's a ghost!
[05:02] ---
When exactly did my house...
[05:04] ---
become one of the town's paranormal destinations?
[05:07] ---
Everybody at school is talking about it!
[05:12] ---
They say the whole area reeks of herbs and wild beasts.
[05:15] ---
And if you pass in front of the rundown house
during the night,
[05:18] ---
you can hear the ghastly wail of a young girl's voice.
[05:23] ---
Stop it... no more! Leave that herb alone!
[05:28] ---
Stoooooop!
[05:30] ---
That's a rumor going around?
[05:32] ---
Oh! But we also came here to extend
an invite to both of you.
[05:36] ---
Huh?
[05:38] ---
Maya and I are childhood friends,
just like the two of you are.
[05:42] ---
So we thought it would be fun for the 4 of us to hang out.
[05:45] ---
Yeah, totally! Let's go on an adventure
that we can share together!
[05:50] ---
An adventure?
[05:51] ---
That sounds like fun!
[05:53] ---
What do you say, Syaro?
[05:55] ---
You wanna go now? Uh...
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I guess if you insist. I'll tag along.
[06:06] ---
Really? That makes me so happy!
[06:26] ---
We got them hook, line, and sinker!
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Yeah, it's going smoothly.
[06:29] ---
You know something, Maya and Megu...
[06:33] ---
Wh-what is it?
[06:37] ---
You two get along just like twins!
[06:39] ---
Twins?
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But we're polar opposites!
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The same goes for you two, doesn't it?
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Look! Take our hairstyles for example.
[06:51] ---
Megu and Chiya both have long hair.
[06:52] ---
But Syaro and I are medium rare!
[06:55] ---
Why does it sound like you're ordering steak?
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We come in totally different sizes, too!
[07:00] ---
Different sizes... sizes...
[07:04] ---
Size...
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Listen, Maya! All that matters is if you have a big heart!
[07:12] ---
Huh?
[07:13] ---
Yeah! Let's have the biggest hearts out there, Syaro!
[07:17] ---
I don't get it, but it's nice they're having fun.
[07:19] ---
Right?
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Observation Deck
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Okay! I'll explain how this test of courage is gonna work!
[07:27] ---
Huh? A test of courage?!
[07:29] ---
There's a small house up ahead,
so all you have to do is walk past it and come back!
[07:33] ---
Did I hear "test of courage"?!
[07:35] ---
Maya and I are going on ahead,
so you two wait a little first and then start, okay?
[07:40] ---
Okay.
[07:40] ---
When did this become a test of courage?!
[07:49] ---
This is an adventure, not a test of courage...
[07:52] ---
The only thing awaiting us is fantasy and romance...
[07:56] ---
Oh! It sounds like Maya's having fun!
[07:58] ---
She's only laughing to keep from getting scared.
You should just accept your fate, Syaro.
[08:06] ---
Excellent, all according to plan.
[08:11] ---
Get ready for a real surprise, you two!
[08:27] ---
Oops.
[08:32] ---
I can't land a hit on Chiya at all!
[08:35] ---
P-please just be rain...
[08:37] ---
Huh?
[08:40] ---
W-waaaaait!
[08:43] ---
Am I hearing things or was that a girl moaning?
[08:45] ---
I heard nothing!
[08:47] ---
B-but..!
[08:50] ---
C'mon, hurry up!
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Your hand is wet...
[08:55] ---
It's all just your imagination! Keep moving!
[09:01] ---
Things are the opposite of how they used to be.
[09:04] ---
I was always the one who led you around
while you cried in fear.
[09:11] ---
It makes me realize you're not
the same old Syaro anymore.
[09:14] ---
Obviously!
[09:16] ---
I have grown up a bit, you know!
[09:19] ---
I'm living with Wild Geese right now.
[09:21] ---
So I'm not nearly as afraid of rabbits as I used to be.
[09:29] ---
I'm more than capable of pulling you
along whenever you feel scared!
[09:41] ---
Syaro...
[09:43] ---
That's true! You're very reliable.
[09:46] ---
You bet I am!
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Leaveeee!
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You must leave this place!
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Be gone!
[09:53] ---
Syaro, you let go...
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There's ghosts!
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Look!
[10:04] ---
Oh, never mind. It's just some stuffed animals.
[10:07] ---
Rabbits terrify me!
[10:15] ---
Wait up!
[10:17] ---
Syaro!
[10:28] ---
A curse be upon you!
[10:42] ---
Wah! A ghos-!
[10:46] ---
Hey!
[10:48] ---
Are you okay?
[10:49] ---
Cocoa...?
[10:56] ---
We're sorry for keeping it a secret!
[10:58] ---
Cocoa planned the whole thing!
[11:01] ---
So this was Cocoa's doing?
[11:03] ---
Yay! Surprise!
[11:06] ---
Don't give me that.
[11:08] ---
And I can't believe you were in on it, Rize!
[11:12] ---
Waiting alone until you showed up
was super scary, so we're even!
[11:14] ---
Actually, where was Chino hiding?
[11:17] ---
I never saw her.
[11:19] ---
Tippy told me to leave it all to him.
[11:23] ---
You chickened out.
[11:24] ---
I didn't chicken out.
[11:25] ---
You must have been so scared!
[11:27] ---
But its okay now because your big sister is here!
[11:30] ---
Frankly, you're the most terrifying thing I've seen all night.
[11:33] ---
Ouch!
[11:35] ---
What inspired you to suddenly have this test of courage?
[11:39] ---
Because you've been upset about Syaro
not hanging out with you lately.
[11:44] ---
So you did this just for Syaro and I?
[11:48] ---
My recommendation was for a survival game, though.
[11:53] ---
Cocoa, you're like my soulmate!
[11:56] ---
Aw shucks, it was nothing.
[11:57] ---
That was the reason you planned this whole thing?!
[12:00] ---
I honestly admire your ability to take the initiative.
[12:04] ---
And I guess it was worthwhile
since Chiya seemed to have fun.
[12:08] ---
I enjoyed myself quite a bit, too...
[12:11] ---
Huh?
[12:12] ---
You liked it too, Syaro?
[12:14] ---
Wh-what I said was I'm glad that Chiya enjoyed it!
[12:17] ---
C'mon, it's getting late. We should go home.
[12:20] ---
Okay!
[12:22] ---
Syaro, wait up!
[12:22] ---
Do you think the plan was a success?
[12:28] ---
Your face is covered in mud!
[12:30] ---
So is yours, Syaro.
[12:31] ---
Seriously?
[12:33] ---
I think it was a huge success!
[12:36] ---
AMA USA AN
[12:40] ---
This feels great.
[12:42] ---
Thanks so much, Chiya!
[12:44] ---
Letting you go home looking like that would've
[12:46] ---
sparked a whole new set of spooky rumors.
[12:49] ---
We don't need any more than we already have...
[12:53] ---
To be honest, I had a sneaking suspicion
about the test of courage being a prank.
[12:59] ---
Really?
[12:59] ---
Then you should have said something, jeez!
[13:02] ---
I know you like scary things, but come on...
[13:05] ---
That's not it.
[13:06] ---
All of the horror was just a bonus, what I really wanted
[13:09] ---
was to have an adventure with you just like the old days.
[13:14] ---
I enjoyed myself so much during the test of courage
I ended up not saying anything.
[13:20] ---
I'm sorry!
[13:22] ---
Chiya...
[13:24] ---
W-well, I'll have you know the whole thing
was a cake walk for me!
[13:29] ---
Syaro?
[13:31] ---
So, uh...
[13:33] ---
I don't mind doing a horror film
marathon tonight, if you want.
[13:40] ---
I'm so happy for you two!
[13:42] ---
Thanks for what you did today, Cocoa.
[13:46] ---
Syaro...!
[13:49] ---
You're actually thanking me instead
of getting mad? Do you have fever?!
[13:53] ---
Are you sick?!
[13:56] ---
WHY CAN'T YOU JUST TAKE MY WORDS
AT FACE VALUE?!
[14:03] ---
The Phantom Thief Lapin is here!
[14:05] ---
There is nothing that I...
[14:08] ---
cannot steal!
[14:11] ---
That's a great imitation!
[14:13] ---
Wow! It's Lapin!
[14:15] ---
No treasure ever escapes from me!
[14:17] ---
From me!
[14:18] ---
Cocoa, you shouldn't play around during work...
[14:21] ---
Oh, I'm so sorry!
[14:23] ---
I promise to play together with you later, Chino!
[14:26] ---
Th-that's not what I meant!
[14:29] ---
So, did that Lapin show take off recently or what?
[14:32] ---
Yes, it's very popular.
[14:33] ---
It has a ton of action, so I think you'd enjoy it too!
SIGN PHANTOM THIEF LAPIN
[14:38] ---
The original novel was written
by Miss Aoyama, you know.
[14:40] ---
Wow! She sure knows how to execute a clean hit!
[14:43] ---
You mean "produce a smash hit"...
[14:45] ---
Oh, that reminds me! Don't you think
Lapin looks similar to Syaro?
[14:50] ---
Maybe Syaro was the model for her design.
[14:54] ---
Whoa!
[14:54] ---
What is it?
[15:01] ---
Phantom Thief Lapin!
[15:03] ---
U-u-um, ah, er...!
[15:05] ---
Th-there is n-nothing that I c-cannot steal!
[15:10] ---
Oh. It's just you, Syaro.
[15:12] ---
What's up? Are you pretending to be Lapin, too?
[15:15] ---
Huh?!
[15:15] ---
W-well, I...
[15:18] ---
Sounds like something is afoot!
[15:21] ---
I'm more than happy to hear you out!
[15:23] ---
Cocoa...!
[15:25] ---
But hold on a second!
[15:26] ---
Where did you get that mask?!
[15:28] ---
I want one, too!
[15:30] ---
What happened to hearing me out?!
[15:33] ---
Actually, Fleur de Lapin is doing
a collaboration with Phantom Thief Lapin right now.
[15:39] ---
The show is apparently really popular with kids,
[15:42] ---
Collaboration Campaign!
[15:43] ---
so a bunch of them have been coming to the cafe...
[15:47] ---
The magnificent Phantom Thief Lapin is here!
[15:51] ---
Inspector!
[15:52] ---
So fluffy!
[15:54] ---
My salesman smile isn't working!
[15:58] ---
Lapin is supposed to be the star,
but hasn't attracted much attention...
[16:01] ---
And, uh, I feel kind of responsible for that.
[16:04] ---
W-wait, Lapin has a Lapin collab right now?!
[16:07] ---
Lapin is at Lapin?!
[16:09] ---
Lapin in Lapin so pin pin la plain!
[16:11] ---
Calm yourself down!
[16:13] ---
The reason I was peeking in on Rabbit House
was to watch what Cocoa was doing.
[16:18] ---
Why me?
[16:19] ---
You always become fast friends with kids, right?
[16:22] ---
Yeah, she totally does.
[16:24] ---
But all I'm doing is acting normal...
[16:27] ---
You inadvertently find your way
into people's hearts and make them like you.
[16:30] ---
I'm so jealous of that talent.
[16:32] ---
I just enjoy chatting with people!
[16:35] ---
And that takes talent!
[16:37] ---
You're making too much of it.
[16:39] ---
You're the Phantom Thief Cocoa, stealer of hearts!
[16:42] ---
There's no way that Syaro would compliment me
this much without some kind of ulterior motive!
[16:46] ---
I'm being totally honest here!
[16:49] ---
But listen, Syaro...
[16:51] ---
You don't have to force yourself
to try and copy what I do.
[16:54] ---
Huh?
[16:56] ---
I can sense it.
[16:58] ---
What the kids really want isn't some girl dressing up
like Lapin, they want the real Lapin herself!
[17:05] ---
The real Lapin?
[17:07] ---
But then... how am I supposed to make that happen?
[17:09] ---
You become her! We're gonna turn you
into the real Phantom Thief Lapin!
[17:17] ---
Welcome to the Phantom Thief Lapin viewing party!
[17:19] ---
Let's get started!
[17:21] ---
Viewing party?
[17:23] ---
If you study Lapin and manage to copy all her mannerisms,
[17:26] ---
then the kids will love you for sure!
[17:28] ---
You need to understand the heart and soul of Lapin as a character
[17:31] ---
and then make her a part of you.
[17:34] ---
O-okay, I got it.
[17:35] ---
This is my first time watching it. I hope I can enjoy it.
[17:38] ---
I've only seen some parts of it myself.
[17:41] ---
But I'm happy to explain whatever I can to you.
[17:44] ---
That sounds good!
[17:45] ---
Okay then, let the show begin!
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PLAY
[17:50] ---
Wearing the fragrance of blood and gunpowder,
[17:55] ---
were a group of men who controlled beasts of iron.
[17:59] ---
The first episode seems really hardcore...
[18:03] ---
I love stuff like this!
[18:05] ---
Cocoa, you played the wrong show.
[18:17] ---
I ended up... putting our kids
through some really lonely times.
[18:22] ---
But I'm going to catch Lapin no matter what it takes.
[18:26] ---
That gemstone you tried to protect,
the Mellow Blue Tear...
[18:30] ---
Lapin knows all of the secrets behind it for sure.
[18:36] ---
Syaro?!
[18:37] ---
And even Rize!
[18:38] ---
Are the two of you going to be okay?
[18:40] ---
I-I never imagined the Inspector had that kind of past...
[18:43] ---
I-I swear to treasure my own wife and children someday!
[18:48] ---
You're getting a little too empathetic.
[18:49] ---
I had completely misunderstood Lapin this entire time.
[18:53] ---
I was even messing up her signature pose.
[18:56] ---
Can we watch the part where she does
her signature pose one more time?
[18:59] ---
Of course!
[19:00] ---
But Syaro, you really don't have to put in so much effort...
[19:04] ---
I do, because those kids are coming
with dreams of meeting the real Lapin.
[19:09] ---
That's why I'm going to perfect my Lapin performance
and put smiles on all of their faces!
[19:14] ---
Syaro...
[19:16] ---
Nobody can stop Syaro
once she puts her mind to something.
[19:19] ---
She's always been the type to give things 100%.
So that part goes like this...
[19:23] ---
And then...
[19:28] ---
This is how she throws her cards!
[19:31] ---
My elbow should be bent at approximately 60 degrees.
[19:33] ---
And my hand will be at the angle from episode 10!
[19:36] ---
That's the most ideal!
[19:38] ---
The Phantom Thief Lapin...
[19:40] ---
...is here!
[19:42] ---
There is nothing that I cannot steal!
[19:45] ---
You've got it down pat, Syaro!
[19:47] ---
Yeah, you're a real pro now!
[19:49] ---
Cocoa, is that supposed to be the Bon Dance?
[19:51] ---
No it's not!
[19:53] ---
You need to double check the angle
you keep your hands at.
[19:56] ---
Your impression of Lapin is really cool!
[19:59] ---
I'm sure that all the kids will love it.
[20:02] ---
Chino...
[20:05] ---
Thanks! I'll do my best!
[20:08] ---
Ah! Chino's heart just got stolen!
[20:19] ---
The morning sun sure is bright.
[20:21] ---
I'm still blown away by the backstory
behind all of her extravagant thievery!
[20:26] ---
The Phantom Thief Lapin...
[20:28] ---
there's just something about her way of doing things that really enthralls the heart.
[20:33] ---
Cocoa!
[20:34] ---
Huh?
[20:36] ---
Here. For you.
[20:37] ---
Lapin's mask?!
[20:39] ---
Are you sure I can have this?!
[20:40] ---
Settle down.
[20:42] ---
It's totally okay, we have a bunch of these at the cafe.
[20:48] ---
Thanks so much, Syaro!
[20:50] ---
I'm the one who should be thanking you.
[20:53] ---
You were a huge help. Seriously, thanks a lot.
[20:58] ---
I'm starting to think...
[21:00] ---
Huh?
[21:01] ---
If I take this mask now you're gonna expect
some kind of favor in return...
[21:06] ---
WHY CAN YOU NEVER JUST BELIEVE WHAT I SAY?!
[21:11] ---
Nakayoshi da zutto da!
We are friends forever!
[21:13] ---
Nakayoshi! Maru! Nakayoshi!
Friends! Okay! Friends!
[21:15] ---
Kimecchaimasu Maru desukara mondai nai!!
We'll make it happen! There's no problem since it's all okay!
[21:18] ---
Kono sekai ni wa fushigi ga aru to
"There are mysterious things in this world"
[21:22] ---
Minareta mado kara osasoi no message
An inviting message from outside the familiar window
[21:26] ---
Ironna toko e dekakemasen ka?
Would you like to explore different places?
[21:30] ---
Hai hai tama ni wa bouken mo hitsuyou desu ne
Yeah, yeah, an adventure is needed every now and then
[21:34] ---
Soshite soshite tooi machikado de kitto
And eventually on some street corner far away
[21:38] ---
Itsumo no coffee nomitaku naru hazu
We'll get a craving to drink the usual coffee
[21:42] ---
Hanarete mite wakaru koto ga takusan aru
There are many things to realize if you just take a step back!
[21:50] ---
Yappari...
Of course...
[21:51] ---
Ima wa issho ga ii ne zutto issho ga ii ne
Right now being together is best, together forever is best
[21:55] ---
Kawatteku kisetsu no naka demo
Even amidst the changing seasons
[21:59] ---
Onaji kimochi de itai minna o daiji ni shitai
I want to keep these feelings, I want to treasure everyone
[22:03] ---
Daisuki na basho ga atte yokatta
I'm glad to have a place that I love
[22:07] ---
Ima wa issho ga ii ne sou da issho ga ii ne
Right now being together is best, that's right, together is best
[22:11] ---
Dokoka ittemo chanto modotte kite
Even if you go somewhere else, be sure to come back
[22:14] ---
Tsutawatteru ki ga shimasu
I think that feeling is understood
[22:17] ---
Datte datte hora kyou mo minna ni aemashita
Because, after all, I got to see everyone today
[22:22] ---
Aitai toki ni aerutte... nakayoshi!
Seeing them whenever I want means... we're friends!
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Nakayoshi da zutto da!
We are friends forever!
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Nakayoshi! Maru! Nakayoshi!
Friends! Okay! Friends!
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Kimecchaimasu Maru desukara mondai nai!!
We'll make it happen! There's no problem since it's okay!
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Collaboration Campaign!
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Sorry to keep you waiting, everyone!
[22:48] ---
The Phantom Thief Lapin is here!
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There is nothing that I... cannot steal!
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Lapin!
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That's right. It's me, Lapin!
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I think I might have finally gotten over my nerves.
[23:04] ---
Hey Syaro! We came to cheer you on!
[23:06] ---
Huh?
[23:08] ---
Be careful kids, that Lapin is an imposter!
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The real Lapin is actually right here!
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Whoa!
Are you the really real one?
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Are you in disguise right now?
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Lapin! It's Lapin!
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YOU'RE STEALING MY BUSINESS!
[23:26] ---
The Phantom Thief Takahiro is here!
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I've helped myself to the next episode preview!
[23:30] ---
And now the heart of every customer at this bar...
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Bunnisode 3: Everything in the World Serves as My Experience Points
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belongs to me!
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Arrest him!