E1 - The Magician at the Cafe of Smiles
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[00:20] ---
Another hot day. A perfect opportunity
to swing by Rabbit House for an iced coffee.
[00:46] ---
Huh?
[00:46] ---
NOW SERVING
CHILLED COFFEE
[00:47] ---
"Chilled coffee"?
[00:51] ---
Good afternoon!
[00:54] ---
Hey! Welcome!
[00:56] ---
We've got tasty coffee that's chilled!
[00:58] ---
I went to Ama Usa An by mistake!
[01:01] ---
No, you didn't!
[01:05] ---
Bunnisode 1:
The Magician at the Cafe of Smiles
[01:16] ---
This is the uniform that makes me
feel the most comfortable.
[01:20] ---
I thought the yukata were a good idea
since they both look and feel cool to wear.
[01:24] ---
Yeah, that's the best part!
[01:26] ---
Customers ask me all the time
if I'm burning up in this outfit.
[01:30] ---
How many times have you been asked, Rize?
[01:32] ---
Only twice so far this year.
[01:33] ---
I'm up to four!
[01:35] ---
23 times for me.
[01:37] ---
Tippy is the winner!
[01:39] ---
Maybe taking off the vest
and ribbon will help a bit.
[01:44] ---
"Chilled coffee"?
[01:45] ---
I wonder what makes it
different from iced coffee?
[01:50] ---
Two chilled coffees, please!
[01:52] ---
So cold it's nearly frozen.
[01:54] ---
Huh? Are you guys new employees here?
[01:57] ---
Where are Cocoa and the others?
[01:58] ---
I don't see any pink,
purple or blue anywhere.
[02:02] ---
They only recognize us by color...
[02:09] ---
This stuff really is ice-cold.
[02:13] ---
It seems that we can't go without our vests.
[02:15] ---
It's important to stick
to your signature color!
[02:17] ---
One of the appeals of Rabbit House
is the variety of color in the uniforms!
[02:23] ---
A variety of color...
[02:25] ---
So, I guess we're sticking
to these outfits like usua-
[02:27] ---
I have an idea!
[02:28] ---
We can just make some!
[02:30] ---
Huh?
[02:33] ---
Make them ourselves?
[02:36] ---
This is the time for the three of us
to combine our powers!
[02:40] ---
U-uh, okay!
[02:41] ---
We're gonna cool things down!
[02:43] ---
Let's give it our all and
make new summer uniforms!
[02:46] ---
Yeah!
[02:48] ---
You know, this cafe is...
[02:50] ---
...getting kind of stuffy!
[02:53] ---
A summer uniform...!
[03:01] ---
Cocoa is already suffering heat fatigue.
[03:03] ---
She burned fast and bright, huh?
[03:06] ---
We haven't even gotten to the store yet...
[03:11] ---
C'mon!
[03:12] ---
Thanks.
[03:15] ---
Let's start by finding short-sleeve
shirts and casual skirts.
[03:18] ---
Those we can just buy.
[03:19] ---
Then we'll purchase some fabric
to make the vests oursel- ah!
[03:24] ---
I knew you were just faking it!
[03:26] ---
That's not true...
[03:31] ---
If you're really not feeling well
then I'll carry you. Hop on!
[03:34] ---
No way! Not in front of Chino!
[03:37] ---
It feels wrong. It's too embarrassing.
[03:42] ---
Your words and your actions
aren't really lining up...
[03:45] ---
Sheesh, you really are hopeless.
[03:49] ---
T-too heavy!
[03:51] ---
I can't take both of you at once!
[03:59] ---
Rize is all worn out now.
[04:01] ---
It's because she really did
carry us all the way here.
[04:09] ---
We're not going to be able
to take her through all that.
[04:13] ---
No...
[04:15] ---
I still have the stamina to go on...
[04:31] ---
Oh no, Rize!
[04:33] ---
I'm not done yet. I never
retreat from any enemy!
[04:40] ---
Syaro?
[04:41] ---
Just stand back and leave it to me, Rize.
[04:44] ---
This is my kind of battlefield!
[04:47] ---
We need short-sleeve shirts...
and skirts, please...
[04:51] ---
Roger!
[04:59] ---
So dependable...
[05:04] ---
Oh, so you all came here, too?
[05:07] ---
Hey, Chiya!
[05:10] ---
I see.
[05:11] ---
You're here to get supplies
to make summer outfits for Rabbit House.
[05:15] ---
I managed to get the shirts and skirts!
[05:18] ---
Thanks, Syaro!
[05:19] ---
You were so powerful!
[05:21] ---
That was some amazing fighting!
[05:22] ---
I think it's really neat that you guys are working
together to make your own summer outfits.
[05:27] ---
It seems so intimate, I'm jealous.
[05:30] ---
Then you two should just make
your own matching outfits!
[05:33] ---
But I'm not interested
in working at Ama Usa An.
[05:36] ---
Huh?!
[05:39] ---
Hold up! What's the problem?!
[05:41] ---
Syaro, how could you?!
[05:43] ---
Never a dull moment with them.
[05:53] ---
Wow, this color is so pretty.
[05:55] ---
I like this shade of blue,
it's similar to my usual one.
[05:59] ---
I found a really nice purple, too!
[06:02] ---
There's no pink fabric...
[06:04] ---
Is it all sold out?
[06:06] ---
Oh my!
No way!
[06:07] ---
That can't be the case!
[06:08] ---
Cocoa isn't Cocoa without pink!
[06:11] ---
This is neon pink!
[06:13] ---
This one has polka dots!
[06:19] ---
How about a low-key sequin fabric?
[06:23] ---
You're itching to attract attention, huh?
[06:27] ---
Cocoa, you can't give up yet!
[06:30] ---
Let's go look at some other stores!
[06:33] ---
Chino...
[06:36] ---
You're right!
[06:44] ---
Are you okay, Chino?
[06:46] ---
Y-yeah, I'm just a little tired.
[06:49] ---
Let's hurry to the next store.
[06:51] ---
Don't push yourself.
[06:53] ---
This sucks. No matter how many stores we visit,
we can't find the ideal pink!
[06:58] ---
And summer will be over
by the time there's more in stock.
[07:03] ---
What's this, Chino?
[07:06] ---
Oh! That's...
[07:11] ---
COCOA
PINK
[07:12] ---
I need some time to process this.
[07:15] ---
This is super adorable!
[07:18] ---
Did you stay up late to draw this?
[07:24] ---
That explains why you're so tired.
[07:27] ---
Okay! Just leave it to your big sister!
[07:32] ---
Don't be shy! Welcome come on!
[07:35] ---
What does that even mean?!
[07:38] ---
I got what I was after.
[07:40] ---
Your summer vacation now belongs to me!
[07:43] ---
Hold it, Phantom Thief Lapin!
[07:45] ---
Give me back my summer vacation!
[07:48] ---
There is nothing that I cannot steal!
[07:52] ---
I changed my mind, put me down.
[07:54] ---
Nuh-uh.
[07:55] ---
But we have to hurry and
find the best pink fabric.
[08:01] ---
I don't like the idea of sequin, though.
[08:03] ---
There's no reason to hurry!
[08:05] ---
It's an easy job. We'll
find it somewhere, no prob!
[08:09] ---
Somewhere...
[08:10] ---
Yeah! Somewhere!
[08:12] ---
Huh?
[08:13] ---
What is it?
[08:21] ---
What are you doing in the storage room?
[08:23] ---
Well... I feel like I saw
it in here once before.
[08:28] ---
Saw what?
[08:30] ---
A magic set!
[08:32] ---
No, that's not right.
[08:34] ---
Why is there a magic set in here?
[08:36] ---
It's my mother's hobby.
[08:37] ---
A toy rabbit!
[08:40] ---
That's an old toy I used to play with my mom.
[08:43] ---
I bought it for her.
[08:45] ---
It certainly seems like this room
could use some organizing.
[08:48] ---
Everything's a mess.
[08:49] ---
Yeah...
[08:51] ---
Found it!
[08:53] ---
Look! This is it!
[08:55] ---
I just knew it was somewhere
in the storage room!
[08:58] ---
Th-that's the perfect pink!
[09:01] ---
Your mom must have left that fabric behind.
[09:04] ---
Now we can make a vest for Cocoa.
[09:09] ---
Mommy! Thank you so much!
[09:14] ---
It was my mom.
[09:16] ---
C-Cocoa... look at the back!
[09:21] ---
What's all this?
[09:23] ---
Not an issue, it's reversible fabric.
[09:27] ---
Okay, time to take some measurements!
[09:29] ---
Yes, sir!
[09:31] ---
Oh!
[09:32] ---
I plan on having some nice curves in 10 years,
so make sure to give me some extra room!
[09:36] ---
You're gonna wear it for 10 years?!
[09:38] ---
Does that mean you plan
to work here for 10 years?
[09:43] ---
I was just being silly.
[09:44] ---
W-well, unlike you, I
take my future seriously.
[10:17] ---
In 10 years from now...
[10:20] ---
I wonder what kind of people we'll be?
[10:25] ---
Well, let's see...
[10:27] ---
The storage room is full of
junk, so I think we'll sell
[10:30] ---
some things off to a thrift store
or at this year's brocante.
[10:33] ---
At the flea market, huh?
[10:35] ---
That's a good idea.
[10:36] ---
It's much better to unite things with people
[10:38] ---
who will take care of them, rather
than let them sit and gather dust.
[10:42] ---
Yep, that's right.
[10:43] ---
Oh, it would be nice
if someone bought the demon rabbit.
[10:47] ---
True, I wonder if someone will...
[10:50] ---
I was talking about you, Dad.
[10:51] ---
What'd you call me?!
[10:53] ---
Huh?
[10:55] ---
Don't worry. I'll ask for a fortune.
[11:01] ---
Today's Rabbit House is
different from the usual!
[11:05] ---
Come and see us!
[11:08] ---
I've lined up the goods!
[11:10] ---
I've deployed my troops!
[11:12] ---
And I've put out my old clothes, too.
[11:14] ---
We quit the coffee biz and made Rabbit House
into a knick-knack store!
[11:18] ---
We didn't quit coffee!
[11:28] ---
The other stores are starting
to get really busy.
[11:33] ---
What's with the long faces?
[11:35] ---
Will anyone... really want to buy this?
[11:38] ---
I brought a bunch of stuff,
but I guess it was pointless.
[11:42] ---
C'mon, girls! You gotta smile!
[11:47] ---
Is this handmade? You're very talented!
[11:51] ---
I'll buy some for my granddaughter.
[11:53] ---
Oh, thank you so much!
[11:56] ---
Great!
[11:57] ---
Those are the smiles I like to see!
[12:01] ---
W-we made a sale!
[12:03] ---
We certainly did.
[12:06] ---
Um, we have a handle on things here.
[12:09] ---
Please go around and take a
look while you have a chance.
[12:12] ---
Are you sure?
[12:13] ---
Of course! This is your first
time at a brocante, right?
[12:17] ---
Yahoo!
[12:22] ---
So many different things
that pique my interest!
[12:25] ---
I could shop here for days!
[12:29] ---
Oh? That's Chiya!
[12:31] ---
Cocoa?!
[12:33] ---
Looks like you're having a great time!
[12:35] ---
Well, this is all...
[12:38] ---
Chiya! I found another bargain!
[12:41] ---
Syaro?
[12:43] ---
Cocoa?!
[12:45] ---
I got a little over excited...
[12:47] ---
Our little princess here just gets so enthusiastic
when she's at a brocante.
[12:53] ---
Today is a day I meet
with a lot of fine china!
[12:55] ---
So I have to dress up a bit to match!
[12:58] ---
You certainly have an air of royalty!
[13:00] ---
Okay, Chiya! It's time
to visit the next place.
[13:04] ---
Could we take a short break...?
[13:06] ---
Chiya?!
[13:07] ---
My Royal Rabbit teacup!
[13:10] ---
Such devotion!
[13:13] ---
Syaro...
[13:15] ---
That cup means more to you than I do, huh?
[13:18] ---
Oh jeez, you're such a pain!
[13:20] ---
FIRST COME FIRST SERVE
EMPORIUM
[13:20] ---
Step on up, folks! We've got
the best prices you've ever seen!
[13:23] ---
That place is really booming!
[13:26] ---
It's a discount store.
[13:27] ---
They use things like smooth talking and haggling
to motivate people into buying their goods.
[13:31] ---
That's one way of doing business.
[13:32] ---
So cool!
[13:34] ---
Do you think that I could do it?
[13:35] ---
Well, a typical pitchman usually has...
[13:39] ---
C'mon, give it a try before you buy!
[13:42] ---
Shoot, I should have brought my paper fan!
[13:44] ---
You have one of those?
[13:47] ---
What?! You don't have your own paper fan?!
[13:50] ---
Huh?!
[13:51] ---
That's an absolute must for
any comedy duo like us.
[13:53] ---
Not happening!
[13:55] ---
I should get back to Chino and Rize soon.
[13:57] ---
Huh? They came here today, too?
[14:00] ---
Where have they set up shop?
[14:02] ---
Just follow me.
[14:03] ---
I'm sure Chino and Rize are making sales
with their great smiles!
[14:09] ---
Too much doom and gloom!
[14:11] ---
Oh dear.
[14:13] ---
Everyone must think we're just selling junk.
[14:15] ---
But it's all so lovely!
[14:17] ---
"Lovely"...?
[14:19] ---
You need to have a stronger pitch!
[14:22] ---
Let's show them! This is
how sales really get made!
[14:26] ---
Yeah!
[14:27] ---
Looks more like a comedy routine!
[14:30] ---
Welcome, Miss!
[14:33] ---
This toy rabbit has quite
the creative expression, no?
[14:37] ---
It exudes passion that
the craftsman put in it.
[14:39] ---
I can definitely see that.
[14:41] ---
Okay, I'll take one!
[14:43] ---
Thank you!
[14:45] ---
Only 100? At that price I'll be eating
bean sprout stir fry for dinner!
[14:49] ---
Okay, then 200!
[14:51] ---
And sold!
[14:53] ---
You can't do their ultimate attack
unless you buy both in a set!
[14:56] ---
Whoa! I'll buy it, I'll buy it!
[14:58] ---
Much thanks!
[15:00] ---
The three of them look
absolutely radiant right now.
[15:02] ---
Hard to believe being a cafe
waitress is their day job...
[15:05] ---
Only part-time, though.
[15:07] ---
All right! I'll do my best
to draw in more customers!
[15:11] ---
Wh-what am I supposed to do...?
[15:14] ---
Chino!
[15:16] ---
We've got trouble! This
girl lost track of her mom!
[15:19] ---
What?!
[15:19] ---
I'm going to try and find her!
Please watch after this girl for me, Chino!
[15:23] ---
Huh? Wait, Rize...!
[15:42] ---
P-please don't cry...
[15:48] ---
Um, let's see...
[15:49] ---
O-okay!
[15:52] ---
Watch closely now!
[15:54] ---
This magic cane can extend!
[15:57] ---
Hopefully!
[16:04] ---
U-uh...
[16:07] ---
If you keep crying so much, your eyes
are going to start looking like a rabbit's.
[16:12] ---
A rabbit...?
[16:13] ---
Th-that's right.
[16:16] ---
Um...
[16:17] ---
Just like this!
[16:20] ---
But its eyes aren't red.
[16:22] ---
Y-you're right.
[16:25] ---
A-actually, this rabbit
can laugh all by itself.
[16:37] ---
It's so weird!
[16:40] ---
Yes, it is.
[16:43] ---
Here, you can have it.
[16:45] ---
Really?
[16:49] ---
Hey, Chino!
[16:51] ---
Rize!
[16:52] ---
I found her!
[16:55] ---
Mommy!
[17:07] ---
Thanks, Big Sis!
[17:11] ---
"Big Sis"...
[17:13] ---
It's good that rabbit found a home, huh?
[17:15] ---
Yes! She seemed to like it.
[17:20] ---
I think that girl will take good care of it.
[17:25] ---
Yeah.
[17:32] ---
That's a wrap, everyone!
[17:34] ---
Good work today!
[17:37] ---
Oh! This reminds me!
[17:39] ---
I have presents for Chino and Rize,
since they kept watch over the shop.
[17:44] ---
Oh? Thank you!
[17:47] ---
I bought a bunch because
they were really pretty!
[17:50] ---
Doorknobs?!
[17:52] ---
If you take a minute, it's not hard to figure out
why so much excess junk piles up around here.
[17:57] ---
That's the way it goes.
[17:59] ---
Hey! Is that...?
[18:02] ---
I bought one of Rize's old t-shirts!
[18:05] ---
Huh?!
[18:06] ---
But it feels brand-new to me!
[18:08] ---
I-I want one...
[18:10] ---
Were you going to buy some from me, too?
[18:12] ---
Um, no!
[18:14] ---
Your clothes don't really,
uh, come in my size...
[18:18] ---
Oh, well I actually have some smaller ones left over.
Are you interested?
[18:24] ---
Ah... this shirt smells just like her...
[18:28] ---
Syaro!
[18:30] ---
Then I'll hand the clothes that
don't fit me down to Chino!
[18:33] ---
Th-they won't look good on me.
[18:35] ---
Pink is totally your color, trust me!
[18:37] ---
No, it's not.
[18:49] ---
See? You look great!
[18:52] ---
Now give me some of your clothes, Chino.
[18:54] ---
That would just turn this into a trade!
[18:58] ---
Hey, Chino, I ran the numbers
on our earnings today.
[19:02] ---
Thank you.
[19:05] ---
This is how it turned out!
[19:07] ---
That's more profit than Rabbit
House usually makes...
[19:10] ---
We're going to have to find a way
to draw more people to the cafe...
[19:14] ---
Don't get too frantic.
[19:16] ---
Just leave it to me!
[19:18] ---
Abracadabra
[19:18] ---
I'll use this to make the cafe more exciting!
[19:21] ---
The magic set? Did nobody buy that today?
[19:24] ---
Oh no, it sold. I bought it
myself because I liked it!
[19:28] ---
Huh?
[19:29] ---
Today I learned that every
object has its own history.
[19:32] ---
So I want to create a new history
for all the tools in this magic set!
[19:38] ---
History...
[19:40] ---
Sure, have fun with it.
[19:43] ---
Tippy gave his approval!
So time to get this show started!
[19:48] ---
Ladies & ladies!
[19:49] ---
Welcome to Cocoa's Magic Show Time!
[19:53] ---
First up! Pay real close
attention to this cane!
[19:56] ---
A new history is about to unfold...
[19:59] ---
Maybe doves? Do you think
doves will come out?
[20:01] ---
I'd like to see a lion, personally.
[20:03] ---
It would eat us!
[20:05] ---
This cane will magically grow longer...
[20:14] ---
I made sure to read all the instructions...
[20:17] ---
Okay! I'll do another one!
[20:20] ---
You've got me excited for this one!
[20:22] ---
I'm sure that Cocoa won't fail
to meet our expectations.
[20:25] ---
Expectations of failure...
[20:28] ---
Please clap if I managed to make flowers
come out of my hat!
[20:33] ---
Hocus-pocus!
[20:44] ---
Kuruntto hitomawari hora dance dance
Spin around with a twirl, hey, dance dance
[20:47] ---
Tenkuu cafeteria de dance dance
In the heavenly cafeteria, dance dance
[20:51] ---
Door wa doko? (Kocchi!)
Where is the door? (Over here!)
[20:53] ---
Cup no naka e pyon (Tobikonjatte!)
Take a hop into the cup (Leap right in!)
[20:57] ---
Osora ni ukabeta mokomoko na kumo
Big puffy clouds float through the sky
[21:00] ---
Jitsu wa ne amai no honto ni (uso desu!)
They actually taste sweet, for real (Just kidding!)
[21:03] ---
Osora ni tea cup to coffee cup tonjaeba
If we fly through the sky in tea cups and coffee cups
[21:06] ---
Dokodemo ikemasu ne isshoni
We can go anywhere together
[21:10] ---
Itsumademo yume miteitaitte (Arieru koto yori arienai koto)
Wanting to be a dreamer forever (More impossible than possible)
[21:16] ---
Kangaete ashita ni tokimeite (Shiritai aji ga ippai desu)
Think about how exciting tomorrow will be (So many flavors to try!)
[21:22] ---
Sugar yori cinnamon ga
Cinnamon instead of sugar
[21:24] ---
Ki ni nari dashitara shinka no toki kamo
If that becomes a preference, it might be time for evolution
[21:28] ---
Atarashii basho ni (Yobareta?)
Going to a new place (Were you invited?)
[21:31] ---
Yobaretara omoikitte tobimashou
If you get invited there, let's take the plunge and fly
[21:34] ---
(Notte notte tea cup de gungun sora tobeba)
(C'mon ride in the tea cup and soar through the sky)
[21:37] ---
(Notte notte coffee cup hai hai)
(C'mon ride in the coffee cup, yeah yeah)
[21:40] ---
Kuruntto hitomawari hora dance dance (Dance dance!)
Spin around with a twirl, hey, dance dance (Dance dance!)
[21:43] ---
Tenkuu cafeteria de dance dance (Dance dance!)
In the heavenly cafeteria, dance dance (Dance dance)
[21:47] ---
Door wa doko? Cup no naka desu
Where is the door? It's inside of the cup
[21:50] ---
Mousou? Genjitsu? Docchi?
An illusion? Or reality? Which?
[21:53] ---
Docchidemo iinjanai kana (sokka)
It doesn't really matter either way (Good point)
[21:56] ---
Atama ni whip sarechatte (Fuwa fuwa)
A dollop of whip cream on your head (Fluff fluff)
[21:59] ---
Saa odottara (Mirai wa) kitto tanoshii kara (tonjaimasuka!)
Okay, just dance (The future) it'll definitely be fun (So let's fly!)
[22:06] ---
Osora ni tea cup to coffee cup tonjatte
Flying through the sky in tea cups and coffee cups
[22:09] ---
Dokodemo ikemasu ne isshoni!
We can go anywhere together!
[22:20] ---
Summer style!
[22:23] ---
How does it look? This
is my new summer uniform!
[22:26] ---
Very nice. It suits you.
[22:28] ---
Yeah. It's not bad!
[22:30] ---
That's the exact same reaction you had
when I first wore the uniform here!
[22:35] ---
Was it really?
[22:37] ---
You two look great!
[22:40] ---
But... d-doesn't this design
seem a little strange?
[22:44] ---
I'm not very confident about it.
[22:46] ---
Looks good enough to wear for 10 years!
[22:48] ---
Well, once those 10 years are up,
I suppose we'll have Chino design another one.
[22:52] ---
Okay, time to get the cafe ready to open!
[22:54] ---
I'll liven up the place
with more magic today!
[22:59] ---
H-hold on! Cocoa! Rize!
[23:02] ---
Huh?
[23:03] ---
What is it, Chino?
[23:06] ---
I look forward to...
continuing to work with you!
[23:11] ---
Same here!
[23:12] ---
Let's do it!
[23:19] ---
Let's all keep putting
our best foot forward together, Chino!
[23:23] ---
Right!
[23:26] ---
Feels like a long time
since we last did this.
[23:28] ---
I was getting sick of waiting!
[23:30] ---
I've been thinking, are there any people
out there who actually want to see the two of us?
[23:33] ---
Bunnisode 2: The Case of the
Childhood Friend's Stolen Heart
[23:33] ---
Plenty of people want to see me!
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