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3 - Someday, Somebody Will…

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    A miserable fate, wallowing in petty evil.
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    Is it a dream or reality?
[00:06] ---
    Light or darkness?
[00:08] ---
    The divine words come to mind,
    then disappears.

[00:11] ---
    But during that time, it flickers.
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    This evening's entertainment
    speaks to such tidings.

[00:16] ---
    It's about an unresolvable grudge
    that is yet satisfied.

[01:51] ---
    Six people were living in that house.
[01:56] ---
    Shiori!
[01:57] ---
    What are you doing?
[01:59] ---
    Hurry up!
[02:01] ---
    The room is a mess!
    Hurry up and clean it!
[02:04] ---
    Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!
[02:06] ---
    TOSHI NAGATA
    69
[02:07] ---
    A grandmother with a problem personality.
[02:10] ---
    Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!
[02:12] ---
    Yeah, I wasn't really satisfied last time.
[02:16] ---
    Yeah. Yeah, exactly!
[02:18] ---
    No way! I mean, right!
[02:22] ---
    I may look like it,
    but I'm not a housewife!
[02:24] ---
    Huh? I thought
    you were married, Ms. Nagata.
[02:27] ---
    I'm married, but I'm no housewife!
[02:30] ---
    Well, I don't think any of us
    would take you for a housewife, Shiori!
[02:35] ---
    SHIORI NAGATA
    41
[02:36] ---
    A mother with a problem personality.
[02:39] ---
    I don't wanna go home.
[02:41] ---
    You're selfish.
[02:42] ---
    I wanna go to your place.
[02:45] ---
    Isn't it bad if people found out
    I was having an affair with the section chief?
[02:48] ---
    I don't care about that.
    Remember the novel, "A Lost Paradise"?
[02:51] ---
    Chief, that was like 20 years ago.
[02:54] ---
    HOTEL GRAY CASTLE
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    KENSUKE NAGATA
    47
[02:58] ---
    A father with a problem personality.
[03:01] ---
    MIYAKOSHI PUBLIC HIGH SCHOOL
[03:02] ---
    You really make me sick! Die!
[03:06] ---
    Mikami, we tell you every day
    that we don't wanna see your face.
[03:11] ---
    So why do you keep coming to school?
[03:13] ---
    We don't want you here.
[03:14] ---
    If you've got something to say,
    spit it out!
[03:16] ---
    C'mon, say it!
[03:21] ---
    I don't know what the hell
    you're saying!
[03:26] ---
    Die!
[03:27] ---
    Die! Die!
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    ASUKA NAGATA
    16
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    A big sister with a problem personality.
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    It's tough for kids who have to grow up
[03:40] ---
    and have to live with people like these.
[03:49] ---
    Why does this steak
    have such a sharp taste?
[03:52] ---
    I feel like my tongue is going numb!
[03:55] ---
    Hey, my mom is seriously angry,
    so humor her and give her an answer.
[03:59] ---
    I don't know.
[04:00] ---
    "Humor her"?
    What does that mean, "humor her"?
[04:03] ---
    You don't lay down the law here,
    so this woman does whatever she wants!
[04:15] ---
    What are you doing, you psycho bitch?
[04:17] ---
    Bitch? You called me a bitch?
[04:19] ---
    Jeez, shut up!
[04:21] ---
    What was that for, Asuka?
[04:23] ---
    You both spoil the damn meal
    with your squealing!
[04:28] ---
    How dare you?
[04:29] ---
    Hey, call the police! Call them!
[04:31] ---
    The police don't get involved
    in domestic disputes.
[04:36] ---
    What's that attitude,
    like it's got nothing to do with you?
[04:38] ---
    She's right, you insensitive bastard!
[04:48] ---
    As long as I'm alive,
    I'm going to put you through hell!
[04:55] ---
    Then you'll just have to die
    a premature death!
[04:58] ---
    What was that?
[05:00] ---
    What are you doing?
[05:01] ---
    In my own way,
    I'm going to put you through hell!
[05:09] ---
    Don't think there won't be
    consequences for this!
[05:12] ---
    Mama, are you okay?
[05:14] ---
    Brat!
[05:18] ---
    You annoy me!
[05:20] ---
    Pitying your mother...
[05:41] ---
    It really is hard.
[05:45] ---
    Still, I was surprised when...
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    Vengeance is granted.
[06:21] ---
    SOMEDAY, SOMEBODY WILL...
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    Grandma isn't here?
[06:27] ---
    That's right.
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    Her room is empty.
[06:31] ---
    I wonder where she went.
[06:33] ---
    - Maybe on a trip?
    - There's no way.
[06:36] ---
    She doesn't have dementia,
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    so I doubt she's wandering.
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    I'm sure she'll come home eventually.
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    Guess I'll report it to the police.
[06:45] ---
    Do you really think that's necessary?
[06:46] ---
    Just in case something has happened,
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    I don't want the cops
    to be suspicious later,
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    like, "They never called us."
[06:53] ---
    Don't tell me you're going to call 911?
[06:56] ---
    No?
[06:57] ---
    It's not an emergency,
[06:59] ---
    so either go to a police box or station
    and report it directly.
[07:03] ---
    I don't have time for that.
[07:05] ---
    Can't you report it online?
[07:08] ---
    It's not an oversize trash pickup!
[07:10] ---
    What a pain in the ass.
[07:11] ---
    Just don't ask me to do it.
[07:14] ---
    Fine, I'll stop by on my way to work.
[07:26] ---
    Hell Girl?
[07:27] ---
    Yeah.
[07:28] ---
    If you petition Hell Girl,
    she'll send the person you hate to Hell.
[07:34] ---
    I'm pretty sure
    that's what Mom did to Grandma.
[07:37] ---
    Then Grandma went to Hell?
[07:40] ---
    Probably.
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    And the person who makes
    the request also goes to Hell.
[07:46] ---
    Then Mama, too...
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    Eventually.
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    I feel sorry for her.
[07:53] ---
    You really feel that way?
[07:55] ---
    I don't have any sympathy for Mom.
[07:58] ---
    Sympathy?
[07:59] ---
    I just feel sorry for her.
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    After all, Hell is scarier than Mama, right?
[08:13] ---
    Hey, Akira and Arina!
[08:15] ---
    I hear your grandma died.
[08:17] ---
    Come on, Yoshinori, she's not dead!
[08:19] ---
    If she's missing,
    chances are she's probably dead, right?
[08:24] ---
    Right?
[08:25] ---
    What? You've got a problem?
[08:30] ---
    What is it? If you've got
    something to say, say it!
[08:34] ---
    Enough already! Let's just go!
[08:42] ---
    Do you hate Yoshinori?
[08:45] ---
    Yeah.
[08:47] ---
    I don't need a cousin like that.
[08:49] ---
    Hey, Arina...
[08:57] ---
    So your brother is thinking
    about sending the whole family to Hell.
[09:02] ---
    I don't really know.
[09:05] ---
    He's looking into all kinds of things.
[09:10] ---
    I wonder what he's looking into.
[09:12] ---
    I don't know.
[09:13] ---
    He's one of those kids who sees
    ethics and morality as an inconvenience!
[09:17] ---
    He's obviously not thinking
    about anything good and decent!
[09:22] ---
    And you're not bound
    by those inconveniences either!
[09:27] ---
    What's so funny?
[09:27] ---
    I wouldn't be surprised if any of them
    sent some or the rest to Hell.
[09:30] ---
    That family is more hellish than Hell itself.
[09:33] ---
    They're more monstrous than monsters.
[09:37] ---
    We may be busy here, huh, Milady?
[09:42] ---
    I apologize for asking you
    to come here so late.
[09:46] ---
    I called you here because there's something
    I need to discuss.
[09:49] ---
    First, Ms. Hirata.
[09:51] ---
    Yes?
[09:52] ---
    Please look at this photo.
[09:54] ---
    Your husband and my mom
    are having an affair.
[09:59] ---
    Shiori!
[10:01] ---
    Mr. Akiyama...
[10:03] ---
    You're in love with Megumi Sasaki,
[10:05] ---
    but she's having an affair with my dad.
[10:09] ---
    What?
[10:11] ---
    Mr. Mikami...
[10:12] ---
    Our big sister, Asuka,
    is bullying you, isn't she?
[10:18] ---
    I have a proposal for all of you.
[10:20] ---
    Have you heard of Hell Girl?
[10:22] ---
    Yes.
[10:24] ---
    I've heard the rumors.
[10:26] ---
    Where you go online and ask her
    to send somebody to Hell, right?
[10:32] ---
    - Yeah.
    - Yeah.
[10:33] ---
    That's right.
[10:35] ---
    I thought it was just an urban legend,
[10:38] ---
    but I learned it was true when I saw
    my mom untie a string on a straw doll
[10:43] ---
    and the next day,
    my grandmother was missing.
[10:46] ---
    Shiori is responsible for her
    mother-in-law's disappearance?
[10:50] ---
    Yes.
[10:52] ---
    I'm shocked.
[10:54] ---
    How about this?
[10:56] ---
    Together, you send them to Hell.
[11:00] ---
    Ms. Hirata, you send my mom.
[11:02] ---
    Mr. Akiyama, you send my dad.
[11:04] ---
    Mr. Mikami, you send my older sister.
[11:07] ---
    I'd like you to send
    the three of them to Hell.
[11:10] ---
    Why do that?
[11:12] ---
    Because the world is better off
    without them.
[11:15] ---
    Don't you all personally agree?
[11:19] ---
    Isn't the price too high?
[11:23] ---
    Our family has 300 million yen in assets!
[11:26] ---
    If our dad, mom
    and big sister disappear,
[11:30] ---
    we'll inherit all of it!
[11:32] ---
    I promise that we'd divide it
    equally with you!
[11:34] ---
    What?
[11:36] ---
    But then we'll go to Hell
    after we die, right?
[11:39] ---
    I'm in! Count me in!
[11:41] ---
    I'll get both the money and Megumi
    back from your old man, right?
[11:45] ---
    Nobody knows what happens
    to you after you die,
[11:48] ---
    so it sounds like a good deal to me!
[11:50] ---
    Is that woman your girlfriend?
[11:52] ---
    In my heart.
[11:55] ---
    We went to the same university,
[11:57] ---
    but she won't even
    give me the time of day.
[11:59] ---
    But that's fine!
[12:01] ---
    I'm just happy she's alive!
[12:04] ---
    That's creepy.
[12:06] ---
    You don't want to send them
    to Hell yourself?
[12:10] ---
    I thought about it,
[12:12] ---
    but you can only send one person.
[12:14] ---
    Is that really the only reason?
[12:16] ---
    Or is it more like you just
    don't want to go to Hell yourself?
[12:20] ---
    That's not it.
[12:22] ---
    I bet it is!
[12:27] ---
    I'm not doing it.
[12:29] ---
    I won't forgive my husband
    for cheating with Shiori.
[12:33] ---
    But the price would outweigh the reward.
[12:36] ---
    Don't you hate my mom?
[12:39] ---
    Not especially.
    I know what Shiori is like.
[12:43] ---
    Besides, I'm no angel either.
[12:46] ---
    I'd never get together
    with your dad though.
[12:49] ---
    Think hard about this!
[12:51] ---
    Look beyond your own selfishness.
[12:58] ---
    HELL GIRL
[12:59] ---
    HELL GIRL
[13:05] ---
    Or is it more like you just
    don't want to go to Hell yourself?

[13:09] ---
    He was right.
[13:11] ---
    The boy was afraid of going to Hell.
[13:16] ---
    What should I do?
[13:18] ---
    What should I do?
[13:21] ---
    What are you talking about, idiot?
[13:24] ---
    After all...
[13:28] ---
    Hello.
[13:29] ---
    Hey, Akira!
[13:31] ---
    I'm gonna start living here!
[13:33] ---
    What?
[13:34] ---
    My parents were on my case,
[13:37] ---
    so I got pissed off and moved out.
[13:39] ---
    Grandma's room is empty, right?
[13:41] ---
    I thought it was perfect.
[13:43] ---
    Did you talk to Mom and Dad about it?
[13:46] ---
    It's not like they'd refuse.
[13:48] ---
    They know their cute nephew
    was having a hard time at home.
[13:52] ---
    Bring us some drinks and snacks.
[14:00] ---
    Arina...
[14:06] ---
    What the hell?
[14:08] ---
    - That's hilarious!
    - Can we talk a minute?
[14:11] ---
    Can we talk a minute?
[14:14] ---
    I said can we talk a minute?
[14:16] ---
    Yeah, why not?
[14:18] ---
    I don't mind you staying over here,
    but just how long are we talking?
[14:21] ---
    My brother is worried about you.
[14:26] ---
    Uncle, that's just a pose.
[14:28] ---
    I think you know my old man
    isn't actually worried about me.
[14:32] ---
    He's your parent,
    so of course he's worried.
[14:36] ---
    Tonight's fine, but go home tomorrow.
[14:38] ---
    Okay?
[14:45] ---
    Uncle...
[14:46] ---
    My parents neglect me,
[14:50] ---
    so I came here to escape from them.
[14:53] ---
    But what, you're telling me
    to go back to that?
[14:56] ---
    We're blood relatives, aren't we?
[14:59] ---
    Uncle, how can you be so heartless?
[15:03] ---
    Heartless?
[15:04] ---
    Think a little bit
    about my brother's feelings.
[15:07] ---
    That's being heartless!
[15:10] ---
    What are you doing?
[15:12] ---
    All you care about is my dad!
    You don't care what happens to me!
[15:17] ---
    That's not true!
[15:18] ---
    Yeah, it is!
[15:22] ---
    You hurt me! You hurt me deeply!
[15:26] ---
    And until that wound heels,
[15:27] ---
    I swear I ain't goin' anywhere!
[15:29] ---
    He's sensitive.
[15:31] ---
    You need to be a little more understanding.
[15:33] ---
    That's no excuse for violence!
[15:35] ---
    Don't act so high and mighty
    when it's your own damn fault!
[15:41] ---
    Uncle! Apologize! Apologize to me!
[15:44] ---
    You hurt me!
[15:45] ---
    - Take responsibility for what you did!
    - I'm sorry!
[15:48] ---
    - Realize what you did!
    - I'm sorry!
[15:50] ---
    Uncle, that's not enough!
[15:53] ---
    It's not enough!
[15:54] ---
    Dammit!
[16:07] ---
    Why are there so many people
    like this in the world?

[16:11] ---
    People who only think
    about themselves...

[16:14] ---
    They don't care at all about me or Arina.
[16:17] ---
    I want them all to die.
[16:20] ---
    I want them to go to Hell!
[16:34] ---
    Ow!
[16:37] ---
    All of them...
[16:39] ---
    All of them!
[16:46] ---
    The score will be settled.
[16:50] ---
    Hell Girl?
[16:52] ---
    I'm Ai Enma.
[16:55] ---
    I've been hesitating about what to do.
[16:58] ---
    I know who I would send to Hell!
[17:01] ---
    But I don't know
    whether going to Hell after I die
[17:04] ---
    for the sake of eliminating the hell
    before my eyes is the right thing to do!
[17:10] ---
    I also think
    that since my world is a living hell,
[17:12] ---
    maybe another way would be
[17:14] ---
    to keep on surviving
    and stand up against all of them!
[17:18] ---
    Am I wrong?
[17:20] ---
    That's for you to decide.
[17:26] ---
    Um...
[17:35] ---
    Oh, are you going on a business trip?
[17:36] ---
    I'm going to stay at my brother's house.
[17:38] ---
    In place of him.
[17:40] ---
    Oh, for God's sake!
    You're running away?
[17:43] ---
    Don't make it sound so bad.
[17:45] ---
    You handle the rest.
[17:49] ---
    Sly old fox...
[17:53] ---
    But that is a good idea.
[17:57] ---
    I won't be home anytime soon.
[18:00] ---
    The rest is up to you.
[18:08] ---
    Be grateful that I'm eating all of this slop
    instead of flinging it in your face!
[18:12] ---
    Um...
[18:14] ---
    Where's my sister?
[18:15] ---
    She went out with a friend!
[18:17] ---
    What, you don't like that?
[18:18] ---
    No, I didn't mean anything.
[18:21] ---
    You think it's weird
    that she left me behind?
[18:23] ---
    Are you makin' fun of me?
[18:25] ---
    N-No!
[18:26] ---
    Then what'd you mean by it?
[18:28] ---
    You're mockin' me, aren't you?
[18:29] ---
    No!
[18:32] ---
    What are you doing?
[18:33] ---
    - Please, stop it!
    - Stay still!
[18:36] ---
    Untie me!
[18:38] ---
    Please untie me!
[18:39] ---
    If you tell Asuka about this, I'll kill you!
[18:41] ---
    Big Brother!
[18:43] ---
    Don't!
[18:44] ---
    Stop it! Leave her alone!
[18:46] ---
    Stop it!
[18:50] ---
    Don't fight me!
[18:51] ---
    If you fight me, it'll hurt my feelings.
[18:53] ---
    And if you hurt my feelings,
    there's no telling what I'll do!
[18:56] ---
    Stop!
[19:05] ---
    Get back here!
[19:06] ---
    Hey!
[19:07] ---
    Open it! Why are you fighting this?
[19:10] ---
    If you just let me do what I want,
    it'll be over in no time! Open it!
[19:14] ---
    Open the door!
[19:16] ---
    That's it! You hurt my feelings!
[19:18] ---
    You hurt my feelings!
[19:21] ---
    Now I'm gonna make you pay
    for rejecting me!
[19:24] ---
    I'll never forgive this,
    not even over my dead body!
[19:26] ---
    You're gonna pay!
[19:28] ---
    You're gonna pay!
[19:29] ---
    Arina!
[19:31] ---
    Arina!
[19:54] ---
    The score will be settled.
[19:54] ---
    Yoshinori Nagayama
[19:59] ---
    Hi.
[20:01] ---
    Mr. Mikami...
[20:03] ---
    That's...
[20:04] ---
    I finally made up my mind.
[20:07] ---
    You were right.
[20:09] ---
    I was afraid of going to Hell.
[20:12] ---
    I decided to send your big sister to Hell.
[20:15] ---
    Then I got this.
[20:18] ---
    But I couldn't bring myself to do it.
[20:20] ---
    Just like you.
[20:22] ---
    Really?
[20:24] ---
    I thought about it.
[20:26] ---
    And this is what I concluded.
[20:28] ---
    If they're allowed to keep on living,
    someone else will be victimized.
[20:32] ---
    So I decided to sacrifice myself
    for their sakes.
[20:37] ---
    Also, knowing that I'm going
    to Hell in the end,
[20:41] ---
    no matter what kind of person
    I encounter from here on out,
[20:43] ---
    I won't be afraid.
[20:47] ---
    Let's do it. So we can live.
[20:50] ---
    Okay.
[20:54] ---
    - Vengeance is granted.
    - Vengeance is granted.

[21:02] ---
    Pitiful shadow lost in the darkness.
[21:06] ---
    You harmed
    and looked down upon people.
[21:15] ---
    Soul awash in your own sins...
[21:19] ---
    Would you like to try dying once?
[21:28] ---
    And so, the boy's older cousin
    and elder sister were sent to Hell.

[21:36] ---
    In the end, the parents
    never came back home,

[21:40] ---
    but that hasn't discouraged the boy.
[21:40] ---
    NO ILLEGAL DUMPING!
[21:45] ---
    Welcome back.
[21:47] ---
    She just refuses to repent.
[21:49] ---
    As long as her body isn't found,
    we shouldn't be suspected of murder.
[21:55] ---
    All right, then let's do it.
[22:01] ---
    How long are they going to continue?
[22:06] ---
    Doing that?
[22:15] ---
    Arina...
[22:18] ---
    To save even one girl like you...
[22:22] ---
    ...I'm going to do this.
[22:28] ---
    Akira Nagata
[22:29] ---
    Your vengeance...
[22:32] ---
    has been carried out.
[23:32] ---
    This program is a work of fiction.
    Any resemblance to people or parties
    is purely coincidental.
[23:36] ---
    Why did you...
[23:37] ---
    Even after death, there's more...
[23:40] ---
    But that's punishment for sins
    committed in life, isn't it?
[23:44] ---
    Sakura...
[23:46] ---
    BURY ME DEEP
[23:46] ---
    HELL GIRL
[23:46] ---
    Next time, "Bury Me Deep."