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1 - Can't Be Seen, Can't Be Heard

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[00:07] ---
    A miserable fate, wallowing in petty evil.
[00:10] ---
    Is it a dream or reality?
[00:12] ---
    Light or darkness?
[00:14] ---
    The divine words come to mind,
    then disappears.

[00:17] ---
    But during that time, it flickers.
[00:19] ---
    This evening's entertainment
    speaks to such tidings.

[00:22] ---
    It's about an unresolvable grudge
    that is yet satisfied.

[02:03] ---
    As you can see from the figure,
    point AP takes Q,
[02:07] ---
    so then AOP is equal to x.
[02:09] ---
    She eats potatoes every day.
    Something stinks.
    Gasball stinks.
    She ate a potato and farted.
    Potato fart.
    Potatoes every day.
[02:10] ---
    From P, we look at x...
[02:10] ---
    Farting since this morning.
[02:11] ---
    Fart.
[02:13] ---
    Fart.
[02:15] ---
    Faaart!
[02:20] ---
    Mayama!
[02:21] ---
    You dropped your eraser.
[02:24] ---
    Sorry.
[02:28] ---
    She doesn't realize she dropped her eraser.
    Gasball is slow.
    And stinky.
    Let's flush her down the toilet.
    Why don't we send her to Hell instead?
[02:30] ---
    Good idea!
[02:32] ---
    Let's ask Hell Girl to do it.
[02:34] ---
    Somebody do the honors.
[02:37] ---
    MAYAMA
[02:43] ---
    The score will be settled.
[02:47] ---
    Sanae Akino
[02:49] ---
    Send
[02:52] ---
    You called?
[02:55] ---
    Hell Girl...
[02:57] ---
    CAN'T BE SEEN, CAN'T BE HEARD
[03:01] ---
    You really do exist!
[03:04] ---
    You're not sure.
[03:06] ---
    Is that really the girl
    you want to send to Hell?
[03:10] ---
    I think...
[03:11] ---
    No, I'm sure of it!
[03:13] ---
    Akino looked at me and laughed!
[03:16] ---
    I see.
[03:16] ---
    And please, let me include the others!
[03:18] ---
    The others?
[03:20] ---
    Everyone who wrote a comment!
    Imoto, Endou, Ogata, Kamiya—
[03:24] ---
    Dummy!
[03:26] ---
    You can only send
    one person to Hell at a time!
[03:29] ---
    Don't be greedy, dummy!
[03:31] ---
    I can't? Can't you bend the rules?
[03:34] ---
    - Let's go, Kikuri.
    - Okay.
[03:40] ---
    Wait! Come back!
[03:42] ---
    Help me!
[03:44] ---
    Chill out and then call back, you halfwit.
[03:50] ---
    Shizuka, why are you shouting
    at this time of night?
[03:55] ---
    It's nothing.
[03:56] ---
    You called for help.
    Did something happen?
[03:58] ---
    I said it's nothing! Leave me alone!
[04:10] ---
    Ishida Mitsunari was a loyal retainer
    of Toyotomi Hideyoshi.
[04:12] ---
    She smells like garbage.
    Gasball's socks are yellow.
    Lame.
    Lame-o.
    Her farts turned 'em that color.
    She ate a potato and farted.
    Fart.
    Faaart!
    Gas tank.
[04:15] ---
    Conflicts between Toyotomi
    and Tokugawa surfaced...
[04:20] ---
    Sorry!
[04:24] ---
    I did it again.
[04:27] ---
    A gas explosion.
    We need some ventilation!
    She dropped her eraser again.
    Gasball is so annoying.
    Annoying.
[04:30] ---
    JAPANESE HISTORY A
[04:32] ---
    Let's set her on fire.
    Gasball would blow right up.
    A gas explosion.
    We need some ventilation!
    She dropped her eraser again.
    Gasball is so annoying.
    Annoying.
    If you touch her,
    the stink will stick to you.
    An infectious disease.
    Gross.
    And she's fat.
    Potato.
[04:46] ---
    When did it start?
[04:49] ---
    I guess about a month ago.
[04:52] ---
    Words really do hurt.
[04:54] ---
    Because they can be read
    over and over again.
[04:55] ---
    What's this "Gasball" thing?
[04:57] ---
    She's chubby, right?
[04:59] ---
    They say she's filled up with gas
    like a balloon, which makes her round.
[05:04] ---
    Hence "Gasball"?
[05:06] ---
    Poor kid.
[05:07] ---
    So what'd she do?
[05:09] ---
    I couldn't find anything like a reason
    in the comments.
[05:14] ---
    I bet it was something trivial
    that set the whole thing off.
[05:17] ---
    Annoying.
    If you touch her,
    the stink will stick to you.
    An infectious disease.
    Gross.
    And she's fat.
    Potato.
    I hear Gasball's family runs a coffee shop.
    Just her mommy.
    What about her daddy?
    Did he run off?
    Seriously?
[05:25] ---
    It's genetic, so her mommy stinks, too.
[05:26] ---
    And the shop stinks.
[05:26] ---
    And the coffee stinks.
[05:27] ---
    I wanna puke!
[05:36] ---
    All of you die!
[05:38] ---
    Enter
[05:38] ---
    Hey!
[05:42] ---
    Yukawa!
[05:45] ---
    This is class time! Put away the phone!
[05:48] ---
    The phone...
[05:56] ---
    That was close.
[05:58] ---
    If she'd sent a comment like that...
[06:00] ---
    It'd be playing right into their hands.
[06:03] ---
    We have that Yukawa girl to thank.
[06:21] ---
    From a convenience store, huh?
[06:33] ---
    Want some?
[06:37] ---
    I made it.
[06:45] ---
    I like the view from here.
[06:58] ---
    Huh? There are kids down there.
[07:00] ---
    Vroom-vroom!
[07:01] ---
    Push harder, Warowaro! This is too slow!
[07:04] ---
    We shouldn't do it here, Princess!
    Everyone's looking!
[07:08] ---
    What do I care?
    If they wanna look, let 'em look!
[07:11] ---
    What are you talking about?
[07:12] ---
    Hey! I told you to stay out of sight!
[07:15] ---
    Oh! Here comes Baldy!
[07:18] ---
    Isn't that janitor funny?
[07:23] ---
    Go ahead, eat one.
[07:27] ---
    I think it tastes all right.
[07:29] ---
    My mom just annoys me
    with her nosiness.
[07:33] ---
    That's why I always just buy
    from the convenience store.
[07:42] ---
    It's really good.
[07:43] ---
    Oh, yeah? Good to hear.
[07:47] ---
    It's delicious.
[07:52] ---
    You don't have to look.
    Why do you look at it?
[07:56] ---
    I want to know what they say.
[07:58] ---
    It hurts because you're trying
    to get involved.
[08:03] ---
    If you go like this,
    you won't have to socialize with anyone.
[08:06] ---
    But...
[08:08] ---
    Do you feel lonely?
[08:10] ---
    Then I'll be your friend.
[08:13] ---
    I don't mind if it's you, Mayama.
[08:16] ---
    Why?
[08:17] ---
    When you don't want to be involved
    with anybody, why me?
[08:21] ---
    I don't know.
[08:25] ---
    Maybe because we're similar.
[08:36] ---
    Then there's no need for Hell Girl.
[08:45] ---
    Welcome!
[08:46] ---
    Oh...
[08:47] ---
    I'm back.
[08:48] ---
    Welcome home.
[08:50] ---
    This is my friend, Yukawa.
[08:53] ---
    Hello.
[08:57] ---
    Let's take a back table.
[09:05] ---
    So what are you doing? Playing a game?
[09:09] ---
    Did you say something?
[09:11] ---
    No.
[09:13] ---
    It was nothing.
[09:18] ---
    Get us some coffee.
[09:20] ---
    What's with that girl?
[09:21] ---
    I thought you brought a friend home
    for the first time.
[09:25] ---
    Don't talk about her like that!
[09:31] ---
    What'd she say?
[09:34] ---
    She doesn't like me?
[09:36] ---
    N-No. She just wanted to know
    if coffee was okay.
[09:39] ---
    Coffee is fine, right?
[09:40] ---
    You don't have to lie.
[09:42] ---
    I already know.
[09:46] ---
    This one's on the fence.
[09:48] ---
    Yep.
[09:52] ---
    HELL GIRL
[09:54] ---
    HELL GIRL
[10:01] ---
    Come here a second.
[10:03] ---
    A group?
[10:04] ---
    Yeah. I made it for you.
[10:07] ---
    I sent you the link, so take a look.
[10:09] ---
    Miyura
[10:09] ---
    Accept
[10:09] ---
    Ignore
[10:09] ---
    THE LONERS
    You have received an invitation from Eve.
[10:12] ---
    I told you not to let that crap bug you,
    but I figured you couldn't help it.
[10:16] ---
    If there's anything
    you ever wanna say, try this.
[10:19] ---
    Keeping it bottled up makes it worse.
[10:24] ---
    I'm relieved.
[10:26] ---
    I thought you hated me now.
[10:28] ---
    Why? We're friends.
[10:30] ---
    Friends...
[10:32] ---
    I see.
[10:34] ---
    But what's with this screen name? "Ponta"?
[10:37] ---
    Oh, that's the name of my old dog.
[10:40] ---
    Lame.
[10:43] ---
    Your screen name is...
[10:45] ---
    Friends (30)
    Profile
    Ponta
    Group (2)
    The Loners
    Class A
[10:46] ---
    Huh? There's one more person.
[10:46] ---
    Friends (3)
    Ponta
    Eve
    Knight
[10:48] ---
    I'm "Eve."
[10:50] ---
    "Knight" is Yokota from Class B.
[10:52] ---
    Yokota? I don't know that person.
[10:55] ---
    A loner like me.
[10:58] ---
    It's cool. I've already talked
    about you, Mayama.
[11:01] ---
    So that's your friend, huh, Yukawa?
[11:03] ---
    Then I should probably
    introduce myself later.
[11:06] ---
    Only on Nine here. Not in person.
[11:09] ---
    But...
[11:11] ---
    Like I said, we're loners.
[11:14] ---
    I get it. Okay.
[11:20] ---
    Eve: I made a group for loners. Please use it.
[11:21] ---
    Ponta: Knight, I'm Ponta. Nice to meet you.
[11:22] ---
    MAYAMA
[11:36] ---
    It kind of looks like she's having fun.
[11:38] ---
    I wonder what she's typing.
[11:40] ---
    Want me to go and see?
[11:41] ---
    Nah, leave it. Our work here is done.
[11:45] ---
    Rats!
[11:46] ---
    I guess we struck out this time!
[11:48] ---
    Ponta: I wish she'd die.
    Eve: What about Ogata?
    Ponta: I wish he'd die.
    Eve: And Akino?
[11:49] ---
    Ponta: I wish she'd die.
[11:50] ---
    Eve: What about Imoto?
[11:51] ---
    Ponta: I wish he'd die.
[11:52] ---
    Eve: What about Endou?
[11:53] ---
    Ponta: I wish she'd die.
[11:54] ---
    Knight: Die in what way?
[11:58] ---
    Good question.
[12:04] ---
    The train heading to Marukawa has arrived.
[12:06] ---
    The train heading to Kakuyama
    will arrive at Platform 1.

[12:11] ---
    Ai Enma.
[12:15] ---
    Are you sure about this?
[12:20] ---
    I guess it's all the same to you.
[12:22] ---
    Who are you?
[12:28] ---
    She's gone.
[12:30] ---
    Ai, who was that?
[12:32] ---
    Do you know her?
[12:34] ---
    Hey, wait! Where are you going?
[12:37] ---
    Don't ignore me, Ai!
[12:40] ---
    Ow! What did I do?
[12:49] ---
    I'm glad.
[12:51] ---
    You look like you're in a good mood.
[12:52] ---
    Really?
[12:53] ---
    I'm relieved.
[12:56] ---
    So are you talking to that same girl?
[13:03] ---
    Did you say something?
[13:05] ---
    No, nothing important. Sorry to interrupt.
[13:09] ---
    Knight: That's our Ponta.
    Eve: How would you get revenge on Kamiya?
[13:10] ---
    Kamiya, huh?
[13:11] ---
    Knight: You're nasty, Ponta.
[13:13] ---
    Knight: So I'm waiting for a good one!
[13:14] ---
    They're depending on me.
[13:16] ---
    Kamiya, let's see...
[13:26] ---
    There she is. There she is.
[13:34] ---
    AV Room Equipment
    Toride High School
[13:38] ---
    Eve: Good one!
    Knight: I'm counting on you, Ponta!
    Eve: What do you think, Ponta?
[13:41] ---
    Knight: What about Akino?
    Eve: Nice!
    Knight: Ball's in your court, Ponta!
    Eve: Well, Ponta?
    Knight: Don't keep us in suspense, Ponta.
    Ponta: Mmm...
    Eve: Gulp...
    Knight: Double gulp.
    Ponta: She should die.
[13:50] ---
    Ponta: She should die.
[13:57] ---
    Th-This...
[14:03] ---
    Yukawa wouldn't do this!
[14:06] ---
    Knight...
[14:07] ---
    Yokota!
[14:11] ---
    Excuse me!
[14:13] ---
    Which person here is Yokota?
[14:20] ---
    Yokota, you've got a visitor!
[14:24] ---
    Who are you?
[14:25] ---
    U-Um...
[14:26] ---
    I am...
[14:27] ---
    Ponta!
[14:34] ---
    Ponta!
[14:50] ---
    Gasball is a scumball.
    How dare she?
    She'd better not ever come back here.
[14:51] ---
    Let's get her expelled.
    But we don't know what she's capable of.
[14:53] ---
    Maybe murder.
[14:54] ---
    I'm scared.
[15:05] ---
    She's pitiful.
    Stick to the schedule!
    I don't wanna stay after school!
    Is she an idiot?
    I wish she'd just die!
    Or blow up!
[15:15] ---
    Eve: Don't you think
    Shizuka Mayama is annoying?
[15:19] ---
    Eve wrote the first message!
[15:32] ---
    Who did that?
[15:35] ---
    There, see? Scary!
    Scary!
[15:38] ---
    Scary!
[15:42] ---
    Who did it?
[15:43] ---
    Don't look at me.
[15:44] ---
    Don't look over here.
[15:46] ---
    Don't look over here.
[15:48] ---
    Don't look over here.
[15:51] ---
    Don't look over here.
[16:02] ---
    Go away.
[16:15] ---
    The score will be settled.
[16:17] ---
    Asako Yukawa
[16:20] ---
    Send
[16:22] ---
    You called?
[16:28] ---
    This time, it's just one person.
[16:32] ---
    She tricked me.
[16:34] ---
    I'll never forgive her!
[16:36] ---
    Wanyuudou...
[16:37] ---
    You got it, milady.
[16:43] ---
    Take this.
[16:49] ---
    If you really want revenge,
    untie that red string.
[16:53] ---
    By untying it,
[16:55] ---
    you and I will officially have a contract.
[17:00] ---
    The person you have a grudge against
    will be dispatched to Hell promptly.
[17:04] ---
    Hell?
[17:06] ---
    But once that vengeance is carried out,
[17:09] ---
    you will also pay a price.
[17:12] ---
    Cursing someone is a double-edged sword.
[17:15] ---
    If you form this contract,
    your soul will also go to Hell.
[17:19] ---
    I'll also go to Hell?
[17:22] ---
    Although that's after you die.
[17:24] ---
    Instead of going to Heaven,
[17:26] ---
    your soul will be subjected
    to pain and suffering
[17:30] ---
    as it wanders through
    Hell for eternity.
[17:40] ---
    The rest is up to you.
[17:47] ---
    That's right. I'm the one
    who turned the class against you.
[17:52] ---
    Why?
[17:54] ---
    Because you annoyed me.
[18:11] ---
    I-I'm so sorry.
[18:14] ---
    It pissed me off.
[18:16] ---
    Even though I'm the one
    who bumped into you.
[18:18] ---
    Even though it was your phone
    that hit the floor.
[18:21] ---
    Even though we're both
    in the same year.
[18:24] ---
    That's why...
[18:30] ---
    Eve: By the way...
    Don't you think Shizuka Mayama is annoying?
[18:31] ---
    Eve: She apologizes to everyone
    like she's groveling.
[18:33] ---
    Yeah, she apologized like that to me before.
[18:35] ---
    She's always so quick to apologize.
[18:37] ---
    She says sorry even when it's no big thing.
[18:38] ---
    And instead of a simple "sorry,"
    it's like, "I'm so sorry!"
[18:40] ---
    That ticks me off.
[18:41] ---
    She's annoying.
[18:44] ---
    Eve: Her new nickname...
    Shizuka Mayama = Gasball
[18:46] ---
    Gasball? Why?
[18:48] ---
    Because she's full of gas.
[18:50] ---
    That's why her body's so round.
[18:52] ---
    Gasball!
[18:55] ---
    Gasball annoys me.
[18:57] ---
    Gasball reeks.
[18:59] ---
    That's because she farts after eating potatoes.
[19:03] ---
    But I didn't think this would happen.
[19:06] ---
    I figured it would die out soon.
[19:10] ---
    That's why I felt bad
[19:13] ---
    and made that group for you.
[19:17] ---
    You felt bad?
[19:18] ---
    That's a laugh!
[19:20] ---
    When you were uploading my comments
    on the side and laughing at me...
[19:23] ---
    You're wrong!
[19:24] ---
    That wasn't me!
[19:26] ---
    Then who did it?
[19:28] ---
    Yokota?
[19:29] ---
    I guess it would have to be.
[19:32] ---
    I met Yokota.
[19:36] ---
    That's how I knew.
[19:38] ---
    You were both Eve and Knight,
    weren't you?
[19:41] ---
    What are you talking about?
[19:44] ---
    Liar!
[19:47] ---
    I trusted you!
[19:53] ---
    Vengeance is granted.
[20:02] ---
    Wh-Wh-What is this?
[20:08] ---
    Hello?
[20:10] ---
    Hello?
[20:11] ---
    Stop it!
[20:11] ---
    The phone's getting all sticky
    from your sweat, so cut it out!
[20:13] ---
    It stinks!
[20:14] ---
    This phone has gotten heavy somehow.
[20:19] ---
    Maybe I'll just delete some of this data.
[20:24] ---
    ASAKO'S INTERNAL ORGANS
[20:25] ---
    STOMACH - LIVER - PANCREAS - LUNGS - HEART
    GALLBLADDER - SMALL & LARGE INTESTINES - KIDNEYS
[20:27] ---
    Her stomach is upset, so let's get rid of that.
[20:29] ---
    TRASH
[20:29] ---
    STOMACH
[20:33] ---
    It's still heavy, so maybe we can
    dump her liver and kidneys.
[20:36] ---
    The data in her intestines is also too heavy.
[20:38] ---
    S-Stop it!
[20:39] ---
    LIVER - KIDNEYS
    SMALL & LARGE INTESTINES
[20:39] ---
    TRASH
[20:44] ---
    And finally, her heart, too.
[20:50] ---
    Swirl, swirl, swirl, swirl,
    swirl, swirl, swirl, swirl!
[20:55] ---
    Pitiful shadow lost in the darkness.
[20:58] ---
    You harmed
    and looked down upon people.
[21:01] ---
    Soul awash in your own sins...
[21:05] ---
    Would you like to try dying once?
[21:19] ---
    Where am I?
[21:21] ---
    Please, take me home!
[21:24] ---
    You're wrong.
[21:30] ---
    This is wrong.
[21:32] ---
    Whether it's right or wrong
    has nothing to do with it.
[21:36] ---
    This is work.
[21:48] ---
    This grudge will be washed away in Hell.
[22:13] ---
    Open
[22:13] ---
    Close
[22:13] ---
    You have a new message.
[22:16] ---
    Knight: You've changed.
    Did something happen?
[22:19] ---
    All right, next.
[22:21] ---
    Yokota!
[22:22] ---
    Here!
[22:24] ---
    No, the other one.
[22:27] ---
    Hey, Yokota!
[22:30] ---
    Here!
[22:34] ---
    Shizuka Mayama
[22:36] ---
    Your vengeance...
[22:38] ---
    has been carried out.
[23:38] ---
    This program is a work of fiction.
    Any resemblance to people or parties
    is purely coincidental.
[23:41] ---
    That girl is my work, but I'm tired now.
[23:45] ---
    If only Nanako weren't around,
    things would be much easier.
[23:47] ---
    That's why you want her sent to Hell?
[23:48] ---
    But I guess I won't do it.
[23:50] ---
    You changed your mind?
[23:51] ---
    THERE'S ONLY YOU
[23:51] ---
    HELL GIRL
[23:51] ---
    Next time, "There's Only You."
[23:53] ---
    Idiot!