2 - There's Only You
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A miserable fate, wallowing in petty evil.
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Is it a dream or reality?
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Light or darkness?
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The divine words come to mind,
then disappears.
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But during that time, it flickers.
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This evening's entertainment
speaks to such tidings.
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It's about an unresolvable grudge
that is yet satisfied.
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Take this.
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If you really want revenge,
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untie that red string.
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By untying it, you and I
will officially have a contract.
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The person you have a grudge against
will be dispatched to Hell promptly.
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But once that vengeance is carried out,
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you will also pay a price.
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Cursing someone is a double-edged sword.
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If you form this contract,
your soul will also go to Hell.
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Although that's after you die.
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Instead of going to Heaven,
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your soul will be subjected
to pain and suffering
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as it wanders through Hell for eternity.
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I'm exhausted.
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I thought it would end
if she went away, but...
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The rest is up to you.
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I guess I can't do it after all!
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I can't do that to Nanako.
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Take this back.
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THERE'S ONLY YOU
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Good morning!
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Haru, you're carrying stuff
even though you're famous?
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Her partner probably makes her do it.
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Is it true Queen Nanako stole your man?
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For real?
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That's just silly!
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Is that your idea notebook?
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Yes, this is the only thing
I still use to write by hand.
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So you come up with the ideas, Nanako?
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Yes, I'm the brains of the operation.
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In exchange, I have my partner, Haru,
do all the chores and stuff at home.
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You live together, right?
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Good morning!
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You're late, Haru.
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Not cola! I said oolong tea!
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Huh?
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Don't give me that "Huh?"
Run back out!
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R-Run? This is the fifth floor.
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So?
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Okay! I'll be right back!
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That's rough.
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She promised to do anything
when we became partners three years ago.
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Promised?
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Slide! Slide!
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P-Princess! Don't be loud!
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Why not? Slide! Slide!
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Excuse me, folks! It's almost showtime!
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A comedy-only theater, huh?
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I bet this is a place where the performers'
jealousy piles up like leaves.
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Her...
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Why did you come here?
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Nobody summoned you.
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What are you doing here?
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I'm Ai Enma.
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How about you?
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I...
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I...
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Milady, who is that girl?
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She's forgotten her own identity.
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Hello! We're Chaos Sweets!
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I'm Macaron Nanako!
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And I'm Gelato Haru!
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- Skit time!
- Skit time!
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Mama and Child! Haru!
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- Yes?
- Good answer!
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Haru, what do you want to be
when you get older?
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For the last ten years, neither Haru nor I
made any headway, no matter what.
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Haru was even the "straight man"
with a different partner.
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I bet you can't even picture Haru
in the straight man role, right?
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I had a solo act then, but for some reason,
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Haru got on her hands and knees
and begged me to team up with her,
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saying she'd do anything.
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As for the material, Nanako tells me
to do this or that, and I do it.
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We say "skit time" and go from there!
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And that's our report on Chaos Sweets,
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the young comedy duo
that's rising in popularity.
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Isn't it incredible?
We've been doing interviews every day!
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It's just like you planned, Haru. We're a hit!
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You really are a genius!
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Nanako, your comeback line here is late.
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You're still looking at my face
before you deliver the line.
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I see. I'm sorry.
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Hey, did you see this? A lot of bloggers
are talking about us, too.
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Look, they say they love you, Haru.
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But this kind ticks me off!
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It says, "They suddenly became popular
so I'm sure they'll disappear just as fast."
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But it's true.
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We're not going to disappear!
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Eat before the food gets cold.
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People in their 30s, 40s, 50s and 80s!
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I'll try harder!
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Right now I'm really happy.
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And it's not because we're popular.
Although it's partially because of that...
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At first I wasn't sure
about claiming to write the material
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when you're the one
who comes up with it.
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But now I get it!
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"Macaron Nanako" is also your material!
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I've become one of your creations!
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The opposite?
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That's right. The opposite.
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The goofball character is the one
who writes the material,
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and the "straight woman" supports her.
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Why would it matter who does what?
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Why do they lie about it?
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I don't know. She called herself
one of Haru's creations.
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Creation, huh?
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But if Nanako is the one
who follows orders, why...
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Skit time!
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Princess!
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Kikuri!
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You don't have any business here!
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You're the dunce character, old lady!
I'm the joker!
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Jeez.
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C'mon, make a joke!
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Okay, all that's left...
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Yep.
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Me?
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...is reporting in to Milady.
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Now, go!
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Hurry up and make a joke! Make a joke!
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Shut up! We're leaving!
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- Good morning!
- Good morning!
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So you finally got a manager?
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The manager is a hottie!
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What's this?
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Your name! What's your name?
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What time do you get off today?
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Please take me out!
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When can you take your next day off?
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Haru, why did you take on a solo job?
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Because you're doing that drama
at the same time.
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I told you I didn't want to do it.
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I said I can't do anything without you.
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You also promised
you'd do anything, so do this.
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But that's—
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Nanako, your drama starts
shooting tomorrow.
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I'll pick you up at five in the morning.
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Haru, "Afternoon Live" starts at nine,
so I'll come back to pick you up—
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No need. Stay with Nanako.
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I'm already used to these things.
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Sure.
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Haru, I poured you some tea.
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Coffee all the time is bad for your stomach,
so I made herbal tea.
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Now that we're so busy, you don't have
much time to write material, huh?
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Don't worry about me.
An actress needs her sleep.
[09:11] ---
Don't you have
an early call time tomorrow?
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I'm staying right here.
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Supposedly Nanako's doing all the writing,
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so I need to understand
that feeling of suffering.
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You've been acting a little weird lately.
[09:26] ---
There's nothing weird about this.
I'll be quiet.
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I won't interrupt you.
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He was at the theater
the other night, wasn't he?
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Your former partner.
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I thought I saw him in the audience.
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You probably saw someone
who looks like him.
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He's washed his hands of the comedy biz.
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He was still there.
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Maybe he came
because you're famous now.
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Maybe he wants to be your partner again.
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Wh-What are you talking about?
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If he comes again,
I can report him as a stalker, right?
[10:15] ---
I mean, he's committed
domestic violence before.
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That's creepy.
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Where are you going?
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Out for a drink!
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You can't!
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You have to write!
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What the hell are you doing?
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Wait! Do you plan on abandoning me?
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You really are creepy!
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After all, I can't live without you, Haru!
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That kind of talk just annoys me!
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I swear,
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all you do is drag me down!
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D-Drag you...
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You think I don't know?
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When you got that
first regular role on TV,
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you slept with the producer, didn't you?
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Well, that's... That was...
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I promised I would do anything.
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Are you mocking me?
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I can't write I can't write
I can't write I can't write
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I can't write
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Haru...
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I'll help you.
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HELL GIRL
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HELL GIRL
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Macaron Nanako
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Apparently they're behind schedule.
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Rest a little while.
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Steel yourself!
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Are you ready?
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Actually,
[12:02] ---
Serial Drama
FOREST OF TROPICAL FISH
Episode 2
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I couldn't come up with any material.
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When I'm thinking of material,
I always get snippy.
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I can't think of anything,
so I just lash out...
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at Haru.
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But I know why I haven't been
able to think of anything lately.
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I'm grateful for the increase in solo work,
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but I really want to do comedy.
The two of us, you know?
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So I want you to let us do a concert.
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I feel like if we get one big shot,
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I'll be able to write material
again like before!
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I'm sure of it!
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Would you ask the president for me?
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Tell him it's just for this one time.
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You look worn out.
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I just don't get it.
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The world of show business...
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Those two... It's all a mystery.
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Nanako
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You've really changed,
in just three years.
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Is that an insult?
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You've changed. It's like the difference
between Heaven and Earth.
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So why'd you call me out of the blue?
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Listen,
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have you been to the theater recently?
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I don't have time for that crap!
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Right.
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What is it?
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Has something happened?
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My partner's been acting a little weird.
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Weird, huh?
Where did you find her anyway?
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Thanks to her, you've blossomed.
You should be grateful!
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You're writing the material, right?
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You can tell?
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Well, I'm your former partner.
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Why pair up again when you don't like it?
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At first it was just an idea.
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I rolled my eyes when I first saw Nanako
on stage three years ago.
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Hey guys!
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She seemed like a no-talent solo act.
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Her voice is too soft.
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Uh, w-wait! Wait a second!
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And yet, for some reason...
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YAKITORI
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I invited her out for a drink.
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You know, you're just not funny.
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You're so not funny that it's funny!
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Y-You laughed.
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I like looking at people laugh.
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I wish I were like you.
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People like you.
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Me, I'm too gloomy and cocky.
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I wanted to write material,
but was told not to do any thinking.
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My partner was older than me.
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He had ten years of baggage.
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He'd punch me, kick me,
and in the end, we split up.
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Material... I-I want someone
to write for me.
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To be honest,
I want to be part of a comic duo.
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B-But no one would partner up with me.
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Who would, when you don't
have any confidence?
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Try acting like a queen once.
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Nobody would care even if you treated
your partner like crap.
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In fact, it would probably go over well.
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A queen...
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Wait!
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Miss, please!
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Please be my partner!
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I'll never ask you another favor!
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And I'll do anything!
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Anything!
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I gave it a shot.
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Nanako changed more and more,
and we kept getting more work.
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And for me, too,
there was a strange kind of magic.
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Magic?
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By playing an airhead
who takes orders from Nanako,
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the material somehow flowed
freely from my pen.
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The anxiety I've always had went away.
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I don't even take drugs anymore.
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I see.
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But in the end, I am who I am.
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Even though I've been able to do it
because of Nanako's presence,
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now she feels like baggage to me.
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Recently, I've been lashing out at her.
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I hit Nanako like you did to me. I'm scum!
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I'm sorry. At the time, I was...
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I understand now.
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Nanako is more cut out
for this business than I am.
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That's the kind of thing
you're supposed to tell your partner.
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Haru, where are you?
[16:33] ---
The meeting is already over.
[16:36] ---
I want to talk to you
about doing a concert.
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Listen, we could do
that material from before.
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I stopped by the bar you usually go to,
but you're not here, so I'm going home.
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Welcome home. Where were you?
[16:56] ---
I got your messages.
[16:57] ---
If we're gonna do old material,
let's revisit some of our earliest stuff.
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That was never a hit back then,
but I always got a kick out of it.
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Haru, if you want to do it, then so do I!
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We'll make this an awesome concert!
Better than ever before!
[17:13] ---
CHAOS SWEETS
IN CONCERT TONIGHT
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Wow!
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The house is packed!
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Let's go, Nanako!
[17:36] ---
Let's go!
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Hello! We're Chaos Sweets!
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I'm Macaron Nanako!
[17:46] ---
And I'm Gelato Haru!
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- It's skit time! Fun time!
- It's skit time! Fun time!
[17:51] ---
Wow, there's so much enthusiasm
tonight! What a crowd!
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Thank you!
[17:57] ---
They must have a lot of free time.
[17:57] ---
Those two love each other.
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Even people who love each other
can feel resentment.
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How?
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Watch them and you'll understand.
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By the way, folks, don't you
sometimes feel like switching roles?
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A mother who takes care
of her child every day is like,
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"You look after me once in a while!"
[18:18] ---
It'd be nice if we could
switch roles once in a while!
[18:21] ---
That would be nice!
[18:23] ---
Like at school, if a teacher and student
could switch roles once.
[18:26] ---
Good example!
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A Japanese entertainer
and like a Hollywood celebrity!
[18:30] ---
Good idea! Just one day is enough!
[18:32] ---
A father and his high school daughter!
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You stink! High school girl, you reek!
[18:36] ---
Hey, old man over there,
let's take a photo together!
[18:39] ---
- Skit time!
- Skit time!
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Wife and mistress!
[18:42] ---
I see!
[18:43] ---
Parsley and steak!
[18:45] ---
Yep yep!
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Dumb and dumber!
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Butts and boobs...
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Aren't those different?
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Anything else?
[19:08] ---
Bride and groom!
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How would that be?
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Too slow!
[19:12] ---
Red light and green light!
[19:13] ---
Wouldn't that be dangerous?
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Faster!
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Sorry, one more time!
[19:19] ---
Red light and green light!
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Too dangerous!
[19:22] ---
Performer and audience!
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Look over here!
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Azami Street Shopping Arcade
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Haru, what's wrong?
[19:32] ---
Are you out of ideas?
[19:34] ---
Um, let's see...
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You and me!
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Good job!
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That was our best show ever, Nanako!
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I feel good because of our performance.
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Refreshed.
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Remember what you said, Nanako?
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That you were my creation.
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I was bitter then,
that you sounded so happy about it.
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Let's split up.
[20:10] ---
Sorry. I've hit my limit.
[20:13] ---
I knew it.
[20:14] ---
I knew it.
[20:16] ---
You're going to abandon me and get back
together with your old partner!
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The man who physically abused you!
[20:22] ---
That's not true!
It has nothing to do with him!
[20:24] ---
I'd never forgive you, Haru!
[20:25] ---
Just the idea of you partnering
with someone else...
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I want you to write for me and me alone!
[20:31] ---
Write! You have to keep writing!
[20:33] ---
Nanako, calm down.
[20:35] ---
I won't let anyone else have you!
[20:36] ---
Nanako, listen!
[20:37] ---
Shut up!
[20:38] ---
You were on your hands and knees!
[20:41] ---
You said you would do anything!
[20:44] ---
It doesn't matter anymore, Nanako.
[20:46] ---
I'm the one who drove you to this.
[20:49] ---
We never should have done it.
[20:53] ---
It's not your fault.
[20:55] ---
My work was a misfire, that's all.
[20:57] ---
A misfire...
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That's...
[21:05] ---
Haru, even if you quit doing comedy,
you could never be happy.
[21:09] ---
That's why you don't
want to live anymore, right?
[21:15] ---
You understand.
[21:16] ---
Of course. You're my partner.
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Even if you were the only one
who laughed at me, Haru...
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I would've been happy with that.
[21:28] ---
You'll really do anything?
[21:30] ---
Yes!
[21:35] ---
A pinky swear, huh?
[21:37] ---
All right, it's a promise.
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Whether times are tough,
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miserable or fun,
[21:43] ---
from now on, we'll always be together.
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Yeah!
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I'll be there soon.
[21:51] ---
I won't let you be alone!
[21:56] ---
Then don't cry.
[21:59] ---
Vengeance is granted.
[22:01] ---
Haru!
[22:07] ---
A damnation pact.
[22:10] ---
Why would they do this?
[22:13] ---
This grudge will be washed away in Hell.
[22:20] ---
I'll be waiting for you...
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Nanako.
[22:28] ---
Touno Nanako
[23:32] ---
This program is a work of fiction.
Any resemblance to people or parties
is purely coincidental.
[23:35] ---
Born into a crazy family...
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They should all go to Hell!
[23:40] ---
But I'll live!
[23:41] ---
If this world is Hell, I'll keep living in it!
[23:44] ---
You're crazy, too, right?
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SOMEDAY, SOMEBODY WILL...
[23:46] ---
HELL GIRL
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Next time, "Someday, Somebody Will..."
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