E8 - Io and Magic Laughs

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    Grand Blues!
[00:01] Lv
    Grand Blues.
SIGN    Io and Magic Laughs
[00:03] N
    Io has unleashed her latent abilities.
[00:07] I
    My magic will put a smile on everyone's face!
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SIGN    Percival
[00:10] P
    Oh? Fascinating.
[00:13] P
    I grow bored of walking.
[00:15] P
    Use your magic to put a smile on my face.
[00:18] V
    Don't mind if she does!
[00:20] L
    Go ahead and show him that trick of yours.
[00:22] I
    What? You don't honestly mean...
[00:25] L
    Ahoy! Magical smiles incoming!
[00:30] V
    Beginning object imitation routine!
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SIGN    Vyrncake
[00:36] Bo
    Ta-da! Vyrncakes!
[00:39] V
    And Vyrnzilla!
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SIGN    Vyrnzilla
SIGN    Lancelot Up Against the Wall
[00:48] N
    The crew saves Lancelot, who was
    being held beneath the royal city.
[00:52] V
    Lancey, can you move?
[00:54] L
    Yes, in a manner of speaking.
[00:56] L
    But...
[00:58] L
    You really couldn't do anything
    about the chains? Or the wall?
[01:02] V
    Sorry! No time!
[01:05] V
    Just keep it up until we're outside!
[01:08] S
    Not if we can help it!
[01:09] V
    Uh-oh! They found us!
[01:13] L
    Watch out! Get behind me!
[01:16] L
    Nice defensive wall!
[01:20] S
    H-He's too strong!
SIGN    You can't leave this room unless you do 100 wall slams for real
SIGN    Escape Room
SIGN    You can't leave this room unless you do 100 wall slams for real
[01:25] N
    Lunalu and the four knights fall for an
    enemy trap and get locked in a room.
SIGN    You can't leave this room unless you do 100 wall slams for real
[01:28] N
    Lunalu and the four knights fall for an
    enemy trap and get locked in a room.
[01:29] N
    Lunalu and the four knights fall for an
    enemy trap and get locked in a room.
SIGN    You can't leave this room unless you do 100 wall slams for real
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SIGN    Siegfried
[01:30] S
    What? "You can't leave this room
    unless you do 100 wall slams for real"?
[01:36] P
    What in the world is a "wall slam"?
[01:39] V
    Look, there's a diagram
    and a few examples on here.
[01:42] V
    Apparently, you stand like that and
    whisper into the other person's ear.
[01:48] P
    I see.
[01:49] P
    Then, let us all do it in turn.
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SIGN    Lunalu
[01:53] Lu
    What?
[01:54] Lu
    The knights... will take turns... doing wall slams?
[01:58] V
    Hold up! Lunalu's soul is leaving
    her body for some reason!
[02:02] V
    She might actually die if we do this!
[02:05] Sieg
    All the more reason to take this
    seriously so we can get out of here.
[02:09] Sieg
    Let's go, Lancelot.
[02:10] La
    Siegfried...
[02:14] Lu
    Wait... I can't breathe!
[02:17] S
    Take this! A wall slam for real!
[02:22] V
    Nice! One was all it took!
[02:25] Lu
    Uh, escaping this way is just wrong.