4 - Summer Vacation, Ho!

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[00:03] Vigne
    Beach trip!
[00:05] Gab
    Okay? Don't let us stop you.
[00:07] Vigne
    Summer's just around the corner!
[00:09] Vigne
    Our first long break in the human world!
SIGN    Summer Memories
[00:13] Vigne
    I already made the guidebook!
[00:15] Gab
    Someone's excited.
[00:17] Raphi
    Please allow me to join you.
[00:19] Vigne
    Of course!
[00:21] Satania narration
    A beach trip, you say?
[00:23] Satania narration
    How dare you exclude me
    from this conversation?!
[00:26] Satania narration
    What about my input on the trip?
[00:29] Vigne
    When should we go?
[00:30] Vigne
    I was thinking the start
    of the break would best.
[00:33] Satania narration
    How dare you decide the date without me?!
[00:36] Raphi
    I'm afraid I don't have a swimsuit.
[00:38] Raphi
    Shall we go shopping after school?
[00:40] Satania narration
    Excuse me, I don't have one, either!
[00:43] Gab
    Count me out.
[00:45] Gab
    The beach? What a drag.
[00:46] Vigne
    Don't be like that, Gab. We're all going!
[00:49] Satania narration
    Hey!
[00:50] Satania narration
    You keep advancing the plans without me!
[00:53] Satania narration
    What's the big idea?!
[00:56] Satania narration
    Maybe they're being considerate
    because I'm always so busy?
[01:01] Satania narration
    Yeah, that's got to be it.
[01:02] Satania narration
    *A rising morning star like myself
    *always has a jam-packed schedule.
SIGN    Closing Ceremony
SIGN    Episode 4 Summer Vacation, Ho!
[02:41] Vigne
    Okay, so...
[02:42] Satania
    Wow, I am so available.
[02:44] Satania
    It's almost summer vacation,
    but my schedule's pretty empty.
[02:48] Satania
    It's a miracle. I've got no plans.
[02:50] Satania
    It's the perfect chance
    to hang out with me.
[02:53] Satania
    It's hot, so a place where I could
    go for a dip would be great.
[02:56] Satania
    Like, I don't know, the beach.
[02:58] Satania
    Ah, I'm so free!
[03:02] Gab
    Wow, was she trying to be subtle just now?
[03:04] Gab
    That was sad.
    In more than one way.
[03:06] Vigne
    I was going to invite her later, but, uh...
[03:09] Vigne
    I'll go tell Satania about our beach plans.
[03:13] Raphi
    Allow me to tell her.
[03:16] Raphi
    Satania-san!
[03:18] Satania narration
    My invite!
[03:19] Satania
    D-Do you want something?
[03:21] Raphi
    Actually, we're planning
    a trip to the beach.
[03:25] Satania
    Oh, really?
[03:27] Raphi
    That's all.
[03:29] Raphi
    I told her.
[03:31] Vigne
    You're a monster!
[03:33] Vigne
    Look at poor Satania! She's traumatized!
[03:35] Vigne
    You were supposed to invite her!
[03:37] Raphi
    Oh, dear. I didn't realize.
[03:40] Vigne
    It's common sense!
[03:44] Gab
    Satania!
[03:47] Gab
    Hey, so, about the beach...
[03:49] Satania
    Huh? Wh-What?
[03:51] Gab
    I decided to go, after all.
    I'll have your share of fun, too, 'kay?
[03:55] Vigne
    She went in for the kill!
SIGN    Summer Memories
[03:58] Vigne
    Here, Satania.
[04:00] Vigne
    This guidebook is for you.
[04:02] Vigne
    Come with us on our beach trip.
[04:10] Satania
    If you insist.
[04:12] Satania
    I suppose I can go with you.
    I hope you're grateful!
[04:16] Vigne
    Are there any questions?
[04:18] Satania
    Me!
[04:20] Vigne
    What is it, Satania?
[04:21] Satania
    Who's bringing the kitchen sink?
[04:24] Gab
    What kind of question is that?
[04:25] Raphi
    Apparently, in the human world,
[04:28] Raphi
    someone must ask
    this question before a trip.
[04:31] Gab
    That's stupid.
[04:33] Vigne
    See page three of the guidebook.
[04:36] Gab
    You put that in?
[04:38] Gab
    I have a question, too.
[04:41] Vigne
    What is it?
[04:42] Gab
    Is the beach fun if you can't swim?
[04:46] Satania
    Gabriel, you can't swim? How lame.
[04:50] Satania
    Aw, would widdle Gabwiel
    wike me to teach her?
[04:53] Gab
    Just imagining it makes
    me want to puke. Nope.
[04:57] Satania
    Why?!
[04:59] Vigne
    Don't worry.
[05:00] Vigne
    There's plenty to do
    out of the water where we're going.
[05:03] Vigne
    There's even a highly-rated cabana café!
[05:06] Vigne
    Page 25 has tips on
    different swimming styles
[05:09] Vigne
    and instructions on what to do
    if someone drowns, so check it in advance.
[05:13] Gab
    What else is in that guidebook? Revelations?
[05:18] Raphi
    Vigne-san! I found an error
    in this guidebook!
[05:21] Vigne
    Huh? Sorry. Where?
[05:24] Raphi
    The page with charts of our
    body measurements is missing!
[05:28] Vigne
    There's no such page.
[05:30] Raphi
    Well, I look forward to seeing it next time.
[05:32] Vigne
    Prophecy for next time: not happening.
[05:35] [SONG] Text
    Operation:
    Summer Vacation Beach Trip!
    
    Splash
[05:36] Vigne
    Moving on, let's decide on a day.
    When's good for you all?
[05:39] Satania
    The sooner, the better!
[05:41] Raphi
    How does a weekday in the first week sound?
[05:43] Vigne
    Sounds good. What time should we meet up?
[05:48] Vigne
    Great! It's a date!
[05:50] Raphi
    Thank you for arranging the trip.
    I can't wait to visit the beach.
[05:54] Vigne
    The only hurdle left now is final exams.
[05:57] Gab
    Shoot, I forgot about those! What a pain.
[06:01] Satania
    Exams, schmexams. They can't stop me!
[06:04] Satania
    The beach is calling my name!
[06:06] Raphi
    But if you fail your exams,
[06:09] Raphi
    wouldn't you have remedial classes
    for the first half of vacation?
[06:14] Raphi
    Are you ready for them?
[06:16] Vigne
    I'll be fine.
[06:18] Gab
    Me, too.
[06:28] Satania
    Summer vacation!
[06:29] Vigne
    The beach!
[06:31] Vigne
    The station!
[06:32] Satania
    The beach!
[06:36] Satania
    Hey, what gives?!
    It's raining cats and dogs!
[06:39] Vigne
    Yup... There was a 60% chance of rain.
[06:42] Satania
    Is there anything we can do?
[06:44] Gab
    Let me think...
[06:47] Gab
    All we can do is go home!
[06:48] Satania
    Why are you beaming like the sun?!
[06:50] Gab
    I didn't want to come in the first place.
[06:52] Satania
    You heartless angel!
[06:54] Satania
    What do I do with
    this disappointed dolphin?!
[06:57] Gab
    Deflate it.
[06:58] Vigne
    Well, we can't change the weather.
[07:00] Satania
    What?!
[07:02] Satania
    Can't... Can't someone do something?
[07:05] Vigne
    If I could have, I would have.
[07:07] Raphi
    Yes. Thank you.
[07:11] Vigne
    Raphi? What was that about?
[07:13] Raphi
    Oh, just a quick phone call
    to an acquaintance.
[07:18] Satania
    Hey! Look at the sky!
[07:20] Vigne
    The sky?
[07:21] Satania
    There's a break in the clouds!
[07:25] Satania
    Yes! It cleared up!
[07:29] Gab
    You pulled some strings
    up there, didn't you?
[07:32] Raphi
    It seems that Heaven has heard our prayers.
[07:34] Gab
    Literally, thanks to you!
[07:35] Satania
    Come on, you slowpokes, let's go!
[07:39] Gab
    She doesn't suspect a thing.
[07:42] Vigne
    Well, what's done is done. Shall we?
[07:47] Gab
    Well, this sucks.
[07:48] Gab
    Just when I thought it'd get canceled.
SIGN    Changing Room
SIGN    Showers
[07:54] Satania
    How long does it take to change, slowpokes?
[07:57] Gab
    You haven't changed yet, either.
[08:00] Satania
    Wet behind the ears already, are we?
[08:02] Satania
    Watch and learn.
[08:04] Satania
    Voila! I wore my swimsuit under my clothes!
[08:07] Satania
    The things you say can actually be useful!
SIGN    Changing Room
SIGN    Showers
[08:12] Satania
    First one out's a great archdemon!
[08:15] Gab
    Someone's hyper.
[08:20] Gab
    You didn't wear your swimsuit under yours?
[08:22] Raphi
    No.
[08:27] Everyone
    It's the beach!
[08:29] Vigne
    It's so big!
[08:33] Satania
    Look! It's not all murky!
[08:35] Vigne
    I know! And there aren't any terrifying
    or weird creatures around, either.
[08:40] Gab
    And you guys still visit your beaches?
[08:43] Satania
    Let's hit that water!
[08:45] Satania
    Huh? Where's Gabriel?
[08:50] Gab
    I'm staying right here
    in the shade of this parasol.
[08:53] Girls
    What?!
[08:54] Satania
    Are you out of your mind?!
    We're at the beach!
[08:58] Vigne
    Come play with us!
[09:00] Gab
    The 'Net's more fun than the beach.
[09:02] Vigne
    But it's our first trip to the beach!
[09:05] Vigne
    You haven't even given it a chance!
[09:08] Satania
    Very well, Gabriel.
[09:10] Satania
    We shall educate you
    on the pleasures of the beach.
[09:13] Satania
    And once you've seen the light,
[09:15] Satania
    you will join us in the water!
[09:18] Gab
    Whatever floats your boat.
[09:20] Girls
    Yay!
[09:21] Gab
    But isn't it your guys' first time
    at a human beach, too?
[09:28] Satania
    I'll lead us off.
[09:30] Satania
    I'm going to teach you about...
[09:31] Satania
    Surfing!
[09:33] Vigne
    Surfing?
[09:34] Satania
    I saw it on TV. It looked super fun!
[09:38] Vigne
    It looks super hard, too!
[09:40] Satania
    Well, I'm gonna go hang ten.
[09:45] Raphi
    Ah! She's getting on the dolphin!
[09:47] Raphi
    She's up!
[09:48] Vigne
    Way to go, Satania!
[09:52] Vigne
    And she's down.
[09:57] Satania
    It's salty!
[09:58] Gab
    Guess I'll head home.
[09:59] Vigne
    Okay! I'm up next!
[10:02] Vigne
    You can have plenty of fun
    on the beach, even if you can't swim.
[10:05] Vigne
    For instance, you can play with sand.
[10:07] Vigne
    On that note...
[10:09] Vigne
    I'll show you how to build a sand castle!
[10:13] Vigne
    First, gather sand.
[10:15] Vigne
    Use water and a mister bottle
    to keep it from collapsing.
[10:19] Vigne
    Then, sculpt it
    into shape, little by little.
[10:31] Gab
    Boring.
[10:32] Vigne
    Gasp!
[10:34] Raphi
    Oh, my. Is it my turn now?
[10:38] Vigne
    Please, Raphi, you're our last hope!
[10:41] Raphi
    I'll do my best.
[10:43] Raphi
    Satania-san, I'll need your assistance.
[10:47] Satania
    Me? Can't Vignette do it?
[10:49] Raphi
    Only the noble and exalted archdemon
    Satania-san is fit for the task.
[10:54] Satania
    Okay! Leave it to me!
[10:58] Satania
    Huh?
[10:59] Raphi
    Allow me to demonstrate
    watermelon-splitting.
[11:01] Satania
    Hey, wait a minute!
[11:04] Raphi
    A game where you use a bat
    to split open a watermelon.
[11:07] Satania
    Okay, then why did you bury me?!
[11:09] Gab
    Hey, now, this actually looks kinda fun.
[11:12] Satania
    Hey! Get unexcited again!
[11:14] Vigne
    Satania... You're even willing
    to put your life on the line?
[11:18] Satania
    Help me out here!
[11:20] Gab
    I'm beginning to see the light.
[11:23] Gab
    You guys win.
[11:24] Gab
    I'll play with you.
[11:27] Raphi
    Okay, allow me to blindfold you.
[11:29] Gab
    I'm ready.
[11:30] Satania
    I'm not!
[11:33] Gab
    Now, then...
[11:35] Satania
    It's off! The blindfold's off!
[11:37] Vigne
    Ready, start!
[11:39] Satania
    Don't start!
[11:41] Raphi
    To the right. It's more to the right.
[11:43] Satania
    She can see! There's no point
    in shouting directions to her!
[11:47] Vigne
    Keep going straight!
[11:49] Satania
    Stay away!
[11:56] Satania
    No!
[12:01] Gab
    Okay, what's next?
[12:03] Vigne
    Hold on.
[12:05] Vigne
    Other beach activities include...
[12:09] Vigne
    Take this!
[12:11] Raphi
    It's cold.
[12:13] Gab
    Take this!
[12:15] Satania
    It's slimy! What is this?
[12:18] Gab
    A sea cucumber.
[12:19] Satania
    Take this!
[12:22] Gab
    What if that stung me?!
[12:24] Gab
    Take this!
[12:26] Satania
    You started it!
[12:28] Gab
    Take this, and this, and this!
[12:29] Satania
    Take this, and this, and this!
SIGN    Ice
[12:34] Vigne
    It's so cold.
[12:36] Raphi
    It's delightful.
[12:41] Gab
    Hey, what's the big idea?
[12:43] Vigne
    It's another human beach tradition.
[12:46] Gab
    Oh, please...
[12:47] Gab
    Huh? Wait.
[12:49] Gab
    Oh, shoot. This feels kinda nice.
[12:53] Gab
    Dude...
[13:03] Raphi
    You look dreamy, Gab-chan.
[13:04] Gab
    Huh? What? What did you do to me?
[13:10] Gab
    Okay, that should do it.
[13:12] Vigne
    Very sexy.
[13:14] Raphi
    Camera, camera!
[13:15] Satania
    Huh? What? What'd you do for me?
[13:21] Satania
    Huh?! Wh-What are you doing here?!
[13:32] Satania
    No. No way. Not that!
[13:35] Satania
    Stop!
[13:40] Gab
    Relax. It's seawater.
[13:43] Satania
    I'll get you for this!
[13:46] Satania
    It's salty!
[13:47] Raphi
    Good job, sweetie.
SIGN    Changing Room
SIGN    Showers
[13:53] Gab
    So you wore your swimsuit under
[13:56] Gab
    and forgot to bring underwear.
[13:58] Gab
    Saw that coming.
[14:01] Raphi
    Oh, you poor thing.
[14:03] Satania
    You planned this! You demon!
[14:06] Gab
    You're the demon.
[14:08] Satania
    You angel!
[14:10] Raphi
    Yes?
[14:12] Vigne
    I bought you underthings.
[14:14] Satania
    Well done, slave. I commend you.
[14:18] Satania
    I'm sorry!
[14:23] Gab
    I'm beat. My muscles are
    going to kill me tomorrow.
[14:27] Satania
    How weak. I could keep playing for hours.
[14:31] Vigne
    But aren't you glad you came, Gab?
[14:36] Gab
    It had its moments.
[16:33] Vigne
    Take the squash and chop, chop.
[16:36] Vigne
    Smash, smash, smash it up
    and make a lovely squash soup.
[16:42] Vigne
    Summer vacation sure was fun.
[16:45] Vigne
    Everything was so different and new.
[16:49] Vigne
    Today's the last day.
[16:50] Vigne
    I'm going to enjoy every second of it!
[16:54] Gab
    Vigne, lemme copy your homework!
    Can I come over?
[16:59] Vigne
    I told you, call first. What is it now?
[17:01] Gab
    I didn't do my homework!
    Lemme copy yours!
[17:03] Gab
    Can I come over?
[17:04] Vigne
    Copy my homework, no.
[17:06] Vigne
    And you're already over, so stop asking.
[17:09] Vigne
    Why do you assume
    I'll let you copy my homework?
[17:12] Gab
    Because that's the kind of person you are!
    Because I have faith!
[17:16] Vigne
    In a demon?!
[17:18] Gab
    Besides, you more or less
    expected this, didn't you?
[17:21] Vigne
    Well, I did think you
    wouldn't do your homework.
[17:24] Gab
    There you go, sweetie.
[17:27] Gab
    Now, hand over your homework, okay?
[17:30] Vigne
    Since when am I the child
    throwing a tantrum?
[17:33] Vigne
    You won't learn from copying
    someone else's homework.
[17:37] Vigne
    Are you listening?
[17:38] Gab
    I called Raphiel, too.
    Three heads are better than two!
[17:42] Vigne
    For keeping me stuck here at home!
[17:45] Vigne
    Okay, fine. But only this once.
[17:48] Gab
    Faith moves Mount Vigne.
[17:50] Vigne
    And you're doing half of it by yourself.
[17:52] Gab
    Come on...
[17:53] Vigne
    Because I'll have to sit
    on another baby, too.
[17:57] Satania
    Vignette, lemme copy your homework!
    I forgot all about it!
[18:00] Vigne
    I knew you would. So sit.
[18:04] Raphi
    Satania-san,
[18:06] Raphi
    this textbook is very helpful.
[18:09] Satania
    Is it? Let me see.
[18:13] Raphi
    Oh, I'm sorry.
[18:15] Raphi
    This is the demon exorcism
    textbook we used in Heaven.
[18:18] Satania
    It's not going to help me!
    I'm a demon! Get it away!
[18:24] Vigne
    So if you use this formula...
[18:25] Gab
    Oh, I get it.
[18:27] Satania
    Hey, how did you two meet, anyway?
[18:31] Vigne
    Huh?
[18:32] Satania
    It was before school started, right?
[18:34] Raphi
    Oh, I would also like to know.
[18:38] Vigne
    I'd rather not remember that.
[18:40] Satania
    Huh? Why?
[18:42] Vigne
    Well...
[18:44] Vigne
    Because it taught me
    that there are things in life
[18:47] Vigne
    that you can't change,
    no matter how hard you try.
[18:51] Satania
    Wh-What happened?
[18:53] Gab
    Yeah, did something major happen?
[18:55] Gab
    Nothing special's coming to mind here.
[18:58] Satania
    No trauma here?!
[19:00] Satania
    Tell us. It sounds interesting.
[19:03] Vigne
    Are you sure? It's really not.
[19:06] Vigne
    Well, okay.
[19:08] Vigne
    So, on my first day in the human world,
[19:13] Vigne
    I got lost trying to find my apartment.
[19:19] (Flashback) Vigne
    It should be somewhere around here...
[19:21] (Flashback) Gab
    Excuse me.
[19:22] (Flashback) Vigne
    Huh?
[19:24] (Flashback) Gab
    Can I be of assistance?
[19:25] Vigne narration
    Oh, what a cute girl!
[19:28] Vigne narration
    Silky blonde hair, clear blue eyes.
[19:31] Vigne narration
    She's like a doll.
[19:34] (Flashback) Gab
    Is there something on my face?
[19:36] (Flashback) Vigne
    Um, no!
[19:37] (Flashback) Vigne
    Actually, I think I'm a little lost.
[19:40] (Flashback) Gab
    Oh, dear. How awful.
[19:43] (Flashback) Gab
    If it wouldn't be a bother,
[19:45] (Flashback) Gab
    may I help you find your destination?
[19:48] Vigne
    So that's how we first met.
[19:50] Satania
    Time out!
[19:52] Satania
    Met who?! Who is that?!
[19:54] Vigne
    Like I said, that's Gabriel.
[19:56] Gab
    Yup.
[19:57] Satania
    Don't lie! No way in Hell that's her!
[19:59] Vigne
    Oh, right. Satania doesn't know about that.
[20:02] Satania
    Know what?
[20:03] Raphi
    In Heaven, Gab-chan was
    ever so lovely and kind.
[20:06] Raphi
    She was a model student.
[20:09] Raphi
    Not that Gab-chan isn't lovely now.
[20:11] Satania
    No way!
[20:13] Gab
    What?
[20:14] Satania
    So that's what "a shadow
    of oneself" means.
[20:17] Gab
    Shut up.
[20:18] Vigne
    Anyway, she showed me the way.
[20:21] (Flashback) Gab
    Um... I believe it should be
    right down this street.
[20:25] (Flashback) Vigne
    Thank you. You didn't have to take
    the time to show me the way.
[20:29] (Flashback) Gab
    Oh, it's nothing. As they say,
    a friend in need is a friend indeed.
[20:33] (Flashback) Gab
    Is there a reason why you moved here?
[20:36] (Flashback) Gab
    If you don't mind my asking.
[20:38] (Flashback) Vigne
    I'm attending a nearby
    high school this spring.
[20:41] (Flashback) Gab
    What a coincidence! I am, too!
[20:44] (Flashback) Vigne
    Really?
[20:45] (Flashback) Gab
    I'll be attending Maiten High School.
[20:48] (Flashback) Vigne
    Maiten? Me, too!
[20:50] (Flashback) Gab
    How incredible! It must be
    fate that we met today!
[20:55] (Flashback) Gab
    There is no doubt in my mind
    that God brought us together!
[20:59] Satania
    Stop! Stop!
[21:01] Vigne
    What?
[21:02] Satania
    I know I told you to tell us, but...
[21:05] Satania
    Sorry, it's creepy.
[21:07] Vigne
    Should I stop?
[21:08] Satania
    No, I'll listen.
[21:10] Satania
    But how does Gabriel feel,
    hearing about her past?
[21:14] Gab
    Yeah, I was young and stupid.
[21:17] Satania
    It hasn't even been half a year!
[21:19] Satania
    She's making all this up, right?
[21:22] Raphi
    It sounds exactly like the Gab-chan I knew.
[21:25] Satania
    For real?
[21:27] Vigne
    So, thanks to Gab,
    I made it to my apartment.
[21:32] (Flashback) Gab
    Could this be it?
[21:34] (Flashback) Vigne
    Yes! This is the place!
[21:36] (Flashback) Gab
    Here. I'm so glad we could find it.
[21:39] (Flashback) Vigne
    Thank you so much.
[21:41] (Flashback) Vigne
    I hope we both have
    a wonderful time in high school.
[21:46] (Flashback) Gab
    Yes, indeed.
[21:48] (Flashback) Vigne
    Thank you so much again.
[21:51] (Flashback) Vigne
    I guess I'll see you at school.
[21:53] (Flashback) Gab
    Y-Yes!
[22:04] (Flashback) Gab
    E-Excuse me!
[22:07] (Flashback) Gab
    Actually, I also just moved here,
[22:11] (Flashback) Gab
    a-and I don't have any friends yet...
[22:14] (Flashback) Gab
    So would you... um...
[22:17] (Flashback) Gab
    W-Would you...
[22:20] (Flashback) Gab
    Would you be my friend?
[22:24] Vigne
    So, yeah, that's how we met.
[22:27] Vigne
    We started hanging out together—
[22:32] Vigne
    Why the face?
[22:34] Satania
    You know, you made me make this face.
[22:37] Satania
    That was so creepy.
[22:39] Satania
    I could never handle a Gabriel like that.
[22:42] Raphi
    I think she was lovely.
[22:44] Satania
    I was so freaked out by that Gabriel
[22:46] Satania
    that the story went
    in one ear and out the other.
[22:49] Satania
    Can't be her.
[22:51] Raphi
    Gab-chan was so cute.
[22:53] Vigne
    She was such a good girl when we met.
[22:56] Satania
    Huh?
[22:58] Satania
    Wait, what about the "things in life
    that you can't change" thing?
[23:01] Vigne
    Oh, that...
[23:03] Vigne
    That would be later,
    in 2 Gabriel, "The Fall."
[23:07] Vigne
    This was 1 Gabriel, "Meeting."
[23:09] Satania
    It's a series of books?!
[23:12] Vigne
    That's enough, isn't it? Let's stop here.
[23:15] Satania
    No way! The next part's
    what I wanted to hear!
[23:19] Vigne
    I want to remember the next part even less.
[23:21] Satania
    What?
[23:23] Satania
    Okay, if I finish this page
    all on my own, you have to tell me!
[23:27] Vigne
    Well, if you think you can do it,
    it's okay with me.
[23:30] Satania
    All right!
[23:35] Satania
    Yeah, not happening.
[23:37] Vigne
    At least try, would you?