3 - Friends, Work, and the Summer of Bugs
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SIGN Coffee
[00:03] Master narration
My love affair with coffee began when,
as a trading company employee,
[00:07] Master narration
I encountered the finest beans in Brazil.
[00:10] Master narration
My passion grew until, finally,
I quit my job to open this coffee shop.
[00:15] Master narration
Traveling to personally select
and purchase coffee beans on-site,
[00:19] Master narration
then roasting, grinding,
and brewing them myself.
[00:22] Master narration
Twenty years have already passed in my
never-ending quest for the perfect cup.
[00:28] Master narration
Oh, how time flies.
[00:35] Master
It fits you like a glove, Tenma-kun.
SIGN Episode 3 Friends, Work, and the Summer of Bugs
[02:09] Master
Thanks again for agreeing to start today.
[02:12] Gab
I was short on money, so this was perfect.
[02:15] Master
It must be rough balancing work with school.
[02:18] Gab
Microtransactions don't pay for themselves.
[02:20] Master
Micro— What?
[02:22] Master
Erm...
[02:23] Master
Wait on our customers
just as I taught you earlier.
[02:26] Master
Be sure to greet them
with a polite "welcome" as they enter.
[02:30] Gab
Sure.
[02:33] Gab
Hey, c'mon in.
[02:34] Master narration
What?!
[02:36] Master narration
That was... different.
How did "welcome" turn into that?
[02:41] Master
T-Tenma-kun.
[02:43] Master
Not quite like that.
[02:44] Master
Remember how I showed you?
SIGN Resume
Name: Tenma Gabriel White
Birthdate: 4/20
Age: 16
Female
[02:47] Master narration
Come to think of it,
her name sounds foreign.
[02:51] Master narration
She might not have
the best grasp on Japanese.
[02:53] Master narration
She could be an exchange student.
[02:55] Master narration
Living alone in a
strange and foreign land...
[02:58] Master narration
What a brave girl.
[03:02] Master narration
It would be heartless for me
to scold her over something so small.
[03:06] Master
Nicely done, Tenma-kun!
[03:09] Gab
Uh-huh.
[03:11] Customer
Excuse me.
[03:12] Gab
Yeah?
[03:14] Master narration
Tenma-kun must have been so anxious.
[03:17] Master narration
I hope I can make this space
one where she can feel at ease.
[03:22] Gab
Master. Order up.
[03:25] Master
What is it?
[03:26] Gab
Probably one of those "café au lait" things.
[03:29] Master
That's a bit vague.
[03:31] Master
We offer our café au lait
hot or iced. Which was it?
[03:34] Gab
I want to drink something hot.
[03:36] Master
Of course!
[03:37] Master
But could you tell me what,
exactly, the customer ordered?
[03:41] Gab
Huh?
[03:44] Master
I-I'm sorry, Tenma-kun.
[03:47] Master
Could you ask them once more for me?
SIGN Pain in
the butt
[03:50] Gab
I have to go again?
[03:53] Master
Right! You're right! It's a lot of work!
[03:55] Master
Excuse me, sir.
So sorry for the inconvenience,
[03:58] Master
but would you be so kind
as to repeat your order?
[04:01] Customer
Oh, sure. One iced caramel macchiato.
[04:04] Master narration
It's not even a café au lait!
[04:06] Master narration
How could you hear that as a café au lait?
[04:09] Gab
I sorry. Japanese so hard.
SIGN café au lait
[04:13] [SONG] Text
iced
caramel
macchiato
[04:14] Master narration
How could I forget?
[04:16] Master narration
She has a language barrier to overcome!
[04:19] Master narration
Though, it's strange that
her speech broke only now.
[04:24] Master
It's all right, Tenma-kun.
[04:26] Master
Like they say, practice makes perfect.
[04:29] Gab
Yes, that true.
[04:31] Gab
Other saying go,
"three years the oar; eight years the pole."
[04:39] Master
Take this to the customer.
[04:41] Gab
Gotcha.
[04:44] Master
What "the oar"?
[04:46] Master
Tenma-kun.
[04:48] Master
It's been slow today.
Shall we call it a day?
[04:50] Gab
Sure.
[04:52] Master
Well? Any thoughts on your first day?
[04:55] Gab
Work's a drag.
[04:57] Master
Y-You're very frank.
[04:59] Master
I don't mean to say that's a bad thing.
Honesty is a virtue.
[05:03] Gab
Sure.
[05:04] Master
O-Oh, I know, Tenma-kun.
Do you like coffee?
[05:09] Master
A cup of coffee, after a
hard day's work, is divine.
[05:12] Master
Truth be told, I'm quite proud
of my house blend.
[05:17] Master
To attain my flavor and fragrance,
[05:19] Master
I use five types of coffee beans.
[05:23] Master
I use all that I know to bring out the best
[05:25] Master
in each of their natural flavors
in this unique house blend.
[05:28] Master
Of course, I'm also picky about
where they were grown.
[05:31] Master
Each year, I go on a trip
to purchase them in person.
[05:35] Master
Here you are. Enjoy.
[05:41] Master narration
If I can inspire even the slightest
appreciation for coffee in her...
[05:45] Gab
Thank you.
[05:52] Master
How is it?
[05:53] Gab
I can't really tell.
[05:55] Master
Of course! You're still young, after all!
[05:59] Master narration
I see... So Tenma-kun
doesn't understand yet.
[06:09] Gab
Master.
[06:11] Gab
Work's a drag,
[06:13] Gab
but I think I can keep at it here.
[06:19] Master
I'm happy to hear that.
[06:21] Master
I'll appreciate the help, Tenma-kun.
[06:23] Gab
I like how nobody comes here.
[06:25] Master
Yes, we pride ourselves
on our relaxed atmosphere!
[06:30] Gab
Well, I'm leaving.
[06:32] Gab
Have a good night.
[06:34] Master
Wait, Tenma-kun.
[06:36] Master
What should we do for your next shift?
[06:39] Master
If you have any time this weekend...
[06:41] Gab
No way!
[06:44] Gab
If I work more than once a week,
I'll die from exhaustion, so no way!
[06:48] Master
Of course! We'll have you in once a week!
[06:50] Master
It's important not to overwork yourself!
[06:53] Gab
See you next week.
[06:54] Master
Yes! Have a good night!
SIGN Coffee Angel
[07:10] Master
Today's coffee tastes particularly divine.
SIGN Not a toupé
[07:24] Vigne
Raphiel-san is amazing.
[07:26] Vigne
She's a star student and a star athlete.
[07:29] Gab
Yeah, she graduated second
in our class at angel school.
SIGN Top of class
↓
MMO Addict
[07:32] Vigne
What?!
SIGN Second in class
↓
Stalker-in-Training
[07:38] Vigne narration
These are Heaven's top two angels?!
SIGN Top Two
[07:40] Gab**
If you've got something to say, then say it.
[07:43] Vigne narration
Now that I think about it,
[07:45] Vigne narration
I don't know Raphiel-san very well.
[07:51] Raphi
I'm tickled pink.
[07:52] Raphi
I never expected you to suggest
we walk home together, Vigne-san.
[07:56] Vigne
Sheesh. It's not that big a deal.
[07:58] Vigne
I just realized that
I don't know you that well,
[08:01] Vigne
so I wanted to talk to you more.
[08:03] Raphi
I see. You want to try demonically enhanced
interrogation techniques on an angel.
[08:08] Vigne
No!
[08:10] Raphi
I'm kidding.
[08:14] Vigne
Let's just say we're having
a friend date today.
[08:18] Raphi
Okay!
[08:19] Raphi
By the way, Vigne-san,
you can call me Raphi.
[08:23] Vigne
Then you can call me Vigne.
[08:25] Raphi
I can't do that.
[08:26] Vigne
Why not?
[08:27] Raphi
I have to stay in character.
[08:29] Vigne
What do you mean, "in character"?!
[08:31] Vigne
So, Raphi, what do you do
on the weekends?
[08:34] Raphi
Oh dear, I don't think I can answer such
a personal question from the get-go.
[08:38] Raphi
May we start by introducing ourselves?
[08:41] Vigne
Is that really necessary?!
[08:43] Raphi
You enjoy playing the straight man,
and it's only the two of us,
[08:47] Raphi
so I thought it best to play the dunce.
[08:49] Vigne
Uh, no, I don't do that
because I enjoy it.
[08:52] Raphi
You don't?!
[08:55] Raphi
I'm shocked!
[08:56] Vigne
You're too shocked...
[08:58] Raphi
On the weekends?
[09:00] Raphi
Lately, I've been watching "movies."
[09:03] Vigne
Oh, movies are great!
[09:05] Vigne
I just love fantasies and romances.
[09:09] Raphi
It does fit your image.
[09:11] Vigne
What genres do you like, Raphi?
SIGN My Neighbor Fukuro
SIGN Found With the Wind
SIGN Five Samurai
SIGN Dragula
SIGN Your 'Nam
SIGN Giant
Resurgence
[09:13] Raphi
I watch everything.
[09:15] Vigne
Oh, cool.
[09:17] Raphi
As long as you can set the
audio and subtitle languages.
[09:20] Vigne
Huh?
SIGN Audio Selection
SIGN English Russian
SIGN Japanese Bhutanese
SIGN Subtitle Selection
SIGN English Russian
SIGN Japanese Bhutanese
SIGN Off
SIGN I won't forgive you.
[09:23] Actor
I'll stop you if it means chasing you to the ends of the Earth!
[09:27] Raphi
Setting them both to Japanese
[09:28] Raphi
and finding contrasts between
the dubbing and the subtitling is fun.
[09:32] Vigne
That's not how you're
supposed to enjoy them!
[09:34] Raphi
Speaking of what shouldn't be,
I've discovered something terrible!
[09:38] Vigne
Something terrible?
[09:39] Raphi
Do you know those "washing machines"?
[09:41] Vigne
Yeah.
[09:42] Raphi
If you run the machine and leave
the laundry in it for too long
[09:45] Raphi
before hanging it up to dry...
[09:48] Raphi
It stinks to high Heaven!
[09:51] Vigne
I know, right?!
[09:52] Vigne
That really threw me for a loop at first!
Like, "What the hell?!"
[09:56] Raphi
It felt like being baptized
to life in the human world.
[10:00] Vigne
Oh, and when I tune in
to a scary show...
[10:03] TV
Behind her... was a woman covered in blood!
[10:07] Vigne
N-No one's there, right?!
[10:09] Vigne
...I have to check that I'm alone.
[10:11] Raphi
Oh, sorry, I can't really relate to that.
[10:14] Vigne
Just kill me now!
[10:16] Raphi
Vigne-san, you're so cute.
[10:18] Vigne
Forget I said that! I didn't say that!
[10:20] Vigne
Argh, why did I have to say that?
[10:23] Raphi
So you can't handle scary things?
[10:26] Vigne
Yeah. Not very demonic, is it?
[10:29] Raphi narration
The mood grew heavy very quickly.
[10:32] Raphi
It makes you stand out.
It's a good thing.
[10:34] Vigne
I don't think it's a good thing in my case.
[10:37] Employee
Thank you for waiting.
[10:38] Employee
Here are your cream puffs.
[10:40] Vigne
Thank you.
[10:42] Employee
One strawberry, one custard,
[10:45] Employee
and one super-spicy.
[10:46] Vigne
A super-spicy cream puff?!
[10:48] Raphi
I ordered it.
[10:50] Vigne
Huh? You like spicy things?
SIGN Spicy
[10:52] Raphi
I wanted to try a little game.
We'll each choose one,
[10:56] Raphi
and if either of us picks the
spicy one, she pays the bill.
[10:59] Vigne
I get it. Okay, I'm game!
[11:02] Vigne
I'll take this one.
[11:03] Vigne narration
Super-spicy can't be that spicy.
It's a cream puff.
[11:06] Vigne
Here goes nothing.
[11:08] Raphi
Incidentally...
[11:10] Raphi
The super-spicy cream puffs here
[11:12] Raphi
are so spicy that they
keep you up all night.
[11:15] Vigne
Good God!
[11:17] Raphi
This is intense, isn't it?
[11:19] Vigne
Too intense!
[11:21] Vigne narration
How did mere cream puffs
get their foot on my neck?
[11:25] Vigne narration
Which? Which one's the super-spicy?!
[11:28] Vigne narration
I'll trust my gut...
[11:30] Vigne narration
and go with the one I chose first!
[11:34] Vigne
Here goes nothing.
[11:40] Vigne
Strawberry!
[11:42] Vigne
I'm safe! How about you, Raphi?
[11:46] Vigne
H-Hey, are you okay?
[11:49] Raphi
I'm safe, too!
[11:51] Vigne
Then why that face?!
[11:53] Vigne
Phew, I was so scared.
[11:56] Raphi
Let's do this again sometime.
[11:57] Vigne
Let's keep the stakes lower next time.
[12:00] Vigne narration
I'm glad, though.
[12:02] Vigne narration
We had a nice chat today.
[12:04] Vigne narration
I feel like I know Raphi a little better.
[12:07] Raphi
Something on your mind?
[12:08] Vigne
Nothing.
[12:11] Vigne
Huh? Isn't that Satania?
[12:13] Raphi
What?!
[12:14] Vigne
Is she heading home from school?
[12:17] Vigne
Huh?
[12:17] Raphi
Satania-san!
[12:19] Raphi
We have one leftover cream puff.
Would you like it?
[12:23] Vigne
Dang, she's fast!
[12:27] Satania
This is pretty good.
[12:28] Raphi
Huh?
[12:29] Vigne
Satania's taste-deaf.
[12:34] Satania
Finally, the day is upon us...
[12:37] Satania
The day I enter a coffee shop!
[12:39] Satania narration
Its intimidating atmosphere
made it difficult to enter,
[12:43] Satania narration
so I'd kicked the can down the road.
[12:45] Satania narration
But I require exhaustive
knowledge of all things human.
[12:48] Satania narration
And so, I must go down this road!
[12:51] Satania
Forward!
[12:53] Gab
C'mon in.
[12:54] Satania
G-Gabriel?!
[13:00] Gab
Thanks for comin'.
[13:03] Master
Tenma-kun, did you just
do something to that customer?
[13:07] Gab
I slugged her and threw her out.
[13:09] Master
Slugged her?!
[13:10] Gab
Oh, but it's okay.
[13:12] Gab
I know her from school.
[13:14] Master
You still can't hit her!
[13:17] Satania
What was that for, Gabriel?!
[13:18] Gab
Plus, she can take a beating.
[13:24] Master
I see, so you're a friend of Tenma-kun's.
[13:28] Satania
Something like that.
[13:30] Satania
To be exact, we're rivals.
[13:32] Master narration
Over their grades?
[13:34] Master
I apologize for earlier.
[13:36] Master
Tenma-kun was shy about
being seen in her uniform.
[13:40] Satania
Servitude looks good on you, Gabriel.
[13:43] Master
You see, Tenma-kun?
[13:44] Gab
Oh, no.
[13:45] Gab
I'd rather die than get
ordered around by her,
[13:49] Gab
so I wanted to do her in first. That's all.
[13:51] Master
You're scaring me, Tenma-kun!
[13:54] Master
Miss, as an apology,
[13:56] Master
would you like something on the house?
[13:58] Satania
Really?! I can have anything? For free?
[14:01] Master
Yes, of course.
[14:02] Satania
Then get me the most
expensive liquor you've got.
[14:05] Gab
Girl, do you know
what a coffee shop is?
[14:08] Gab
They don't serve alcohol here.
[14:10] Satania
No liquor? Some coffee shop this is.
[14:13] Gab
Can you even drink it, anyway?
[14:15] Satania
Never had it!
[14:16] [SONG] Text
Coffee
Roasted House Blend
Coffee Americanto
Kilimanjaroy
Blue Mountain
Red Mountain
[14:17] Satania
Okay, then I'll settle for the house blend.
[14:21] Master
One cup of the house blend?
[14:23] Master
Truth be told, I'm quite proud
of my house blend.
[14:28] Master
To attain my flavor and fragrance,
I use five types of—
[14:30] Gab
Master, we don't need to hear the spiel.
[14:33] Master
N-No?
SIGN Coffee Farmer Mr. Bovee (52)
[14:34] Master
But I should explain for—
[14:36] Gab
Not necessary.
[14:39] Gab
Here's your coffee. Drink up and get out.
[14:42] Satania
Huh?
[14:43] Gab
Huh?
[14:44] Satania
Shouldn't that be,
"Here's your coffee, miss"?
[14:47] Gab
Why should I be polite to you?
[14:51] Satania
Because I'm the customer!
[14:53] Satania
Now, chop-chop!
[14:56] Gab
Here's your coffee, miss.
[15:00] Gab
May I spill this on you?
[15:02] Satania
No, you may not!
[15:04] Satania
H-Hey!
[15:05] Gab
Understood, miss.
[15:06] Gab
Would you like sugar
and milk spilled with it?
[15:10] Satania
Why would you spill anything?!
[15:11] Satania
Just put the coffee down in front of me!
[15:14] Satania
Give the spilling thing a rest.
[15:16] Satania
Just do your job, will you?!
[15:18] Gab
I'm so sorry. I'm a clumsy waitress.
[15:22] Satania
I'll say.
[15:23] Gab
May I go now?
[15:25] Satania
Leave the coffee with me!
[15:28] Master narration
It looks like they're squabbling.
Is everything okay?
[15:31] Gab
What, did you want to
drink coffee that badly?
[15:34] Master narration
Oh! They're talking about coffee!
[15:37] Satania
Oh, please. It's not like
I wanted to drink coffee!
[15:41] Satania
I couldn't care less about the coffee.
[15:43] Satania
I just want to see you serve me.
[15:46] Satania
The coffee is nothing more
than a means to that end!
[15:49] Satania
It's like the extra cookie
when you buy a devil's dozen!
[15:54] Master
T-Tenma-kun.
[15:56] Master
Please, give her the coffee.
[15:59] Master
My heart can't take much more of this.
[16:01] Gab
Sure...
[16:05] Gab
Your coffee, miss.
[16:08] Satania
That was awfully quiet,
but I'll let it slide today.
[16:12] Gab
You'll regret this.
[16:14] Satania
My throat's dry from shouting,
[16:17] Satania
thanks to a certain somebody.
[16:19] Gab
Shut up and drink it.
[16:23] Satania
It's cold!
[16:24] Satania
It sucks!
[16:33] Master narration
Youngsters are a riddle to me.
[16:36] Master narration
Maybe my coffee just isn't for them.
[16:40] Master
Welcome!
[16:42] Vigne
Table for one, please.
[16:45] Master narration
Another youngster!
[16:48] Master
A-Are you ready to order?
[16:51] Vigne
Um...
[16:53] Vigne
I'll have the house blend.
[16:57] Master
Are you absolutely sure
you'd like the house blend?
[17:01] Vigne
Yes.
[17:02] Master
It might not suit your tastes.
[17:04] Vigne
I think it'll be fine.
[17:09] Master
E-Enjoy.
[17:16] Vigne
Delicious!
[17:18] Master
Huh?!
[17:19] Vigne
This is the best coffee I've ever had!
[17:23] Vigne
Is it made in any special way?
[17:27] Master
T-Truth be told,
[17:29] Master
I'm quite proud of my house blend.
SIGN Coffee Angel
[17:32] Master
To attain my flavor and fragrance,
[17:34] Master
I use five types of coffee beans.
SIGN Coffee Angel
[17:38] Master narration
She's an angel!
SIGN Demon
SIGN Dehumidify
SIGN Airflow
SIGN Deodorize
SIGN Temp
SIGN High Power
SIGN Off
[17:49] Gab
Crap. The air's dead.
[17:52] Gab
Yeah, right. No way.
No way in Hell it's broken.
[17:55] Gab
One minute, and it'll come on.
[18:11] Gab
Damn it!
SIGN Sweat
[18:13] Gab narration
No air on a day like today?
I'll die, like, for reals!
[18:16] Gab
What in Hell was God thinking,
creating a season like this?!
[18:20] Gab
Gotta call a repairman, stat.
[18:29] Gab narration
I'm getting devoured by mosquitoes.
[18:32] Gab narration
As if the heat weren't bad enough!
[18:40] Gab
How many of you are there?
[18:43] Gab
Do you want my blood that badly?!
[18:46] Gab
You stupid bugs better bug off, or else.
[18:49] Gab
Angel Shield!
[18:53] Gab
If my body's enveloped by a holy aura,
[18:55] Gab
mosquitoes won't dare come near.
[18:57] Gab
I think.
[19:00] Gab
Oh, it's on now!
[19:05] Gab
I'll take you all on at once! Come at me!
[19:11] Gab
What?!
SIGN Ding Dong
[19:15] Satania
Gabriel!
[19:16] Satania
I'm bored! Amuse me!
[19:18] Satania
The great archdemon Satanichia is here!
[19:25] Gab
Listen, you damn demon,
[19:27] Gab
you caught me in one hell of a bad mood.
[19:30] Gab
Screw with me, and I'll smash open
that empty skull of yours.
[19:34] Gab
I'm going out. Fix the door
by the time I get back!
[19:45] Vigne
I'm sorry. No soliciting, please.
[19:49] Gab
I'm not here to evangelize.
Just let me in!
[19:52] Vigne
You're all sticky!
[19:57] Gab
Blessed be all living things.
[20:00] Vigne
So you're here because your air
conditioning died and mosquitoes got in?
[20:04] Gab
Yes.
[20:05] Gab
This dump's the only place
where I can beat the heat.
[20:08] Vigne
Watch your mouth, now.
[20:10] Vigne
Anyway, you should go take a bath.
[20:13] Gab
That's such a pain.
[20:15] Gab
I know! I bestow upon you
the privilege of washing my back.
[20:20] Vigne
I respectfully decline.
[20:22] Gab
Tch. And here I was gonna
let you to bathe me.
[20:26] Vigne
Hey, why are you stripping out here?!
[20:29] Vigne
There's a changing room!
[20:30] Gab
We're both girls. Who cares?
[20:35] Gab
Besides, the holy light
keeps things family-friendly.
[20:38] Vigne
Where's that weird light coming from?!
[20:40] Gab
Where's the bath?
[20:42] Gab
That's much better. It was a great bath.
[20:46] Vigne
Looks like my T-shirt's
a little too big for you.
[20:49] Gab
Whatevs.
[20:51] Gab
I dress like this at home anyway.
[20:54] Vigne
Why'd you just sniff my shirt?!
[20:56] Gab
You smell so good, Vigne-chan.
[20:59] Vigne
Cut that out! Sit down already.
[21:02] Vigne
Now, show me where the mosquitoes bit you.
[21:05] Vigne
I'll put cream on them.
[21:07] Gab
Wow, rolling out the red carpet?
[21:10] Gab
My back's been itching like crazy.
[21:13] Vigne
They got you good, huh?
[21:16] Vigne
Okay, roll up your shirt.
[21:17] Gab
You got it.
[21:23] Vigne
Well, now.
[21:24] Vigne
What a cute squeal you have, Gab.
[21:28] Gab
No! You just put it on before I was ready!
[21:31] Gab
You... dumb Dora!
[21:33] Vigne
"Dumb Dora"?!
[21:34] Vigne
Okay, I'm going to do it again.
[21:36] Gab
All right, bring it on!
[21:37] Vigne
Ready?
[21:38] Gab
Bring it!
[21:42] Gab
Whew, I'm stuffed.
[21:44] Gab
Thanks for feeding me.
[21:48] Gab
Got any dessert?
[21:49] Vigne
No.
[21:50] Vigne
Going back tonight?
[21:51] Gab
Nah, I'll stay over.
[21:53] Gab
Oh, but...
[21:54] Vigne
But what?
[21:55] Gab
I feel like I'm forgetting something.
[21:58] Vigne
If you forgot about it,
it's probably not important.
[22:01] Gab
True 'nuff!
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