12 - Gabriel DropOut!

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[00:07] Satania
    This is kind of disturbing.
[00:09] Flashback
    Your older sister is coming in the morning.
[00:12] Vigne
    Um, who's Gab's sister?
[00:15] Raphi
    Tenma Zelel White-san.
[00:17] Raphi
    They say that she's an even more
    talented angel than Gab-chan.
[00:22] Vigne
    Oh, wow. She sounds amazing.
[00:24] Vigne
    But why would her visiting
    turn Gab into a quivering mess?
[00:28] Gab
    Zelel-neesan has always been a square.
[00:30] Gab
    She's serious and hella strict.
[00:32] Satania
    Hmph.
[00:33] Satania
    Classic angel, huh?
[00:35] Gab
    If she finds out I'm a faillen angel,
[00:38] Gab
    she'll pop a can of divine retribution on me.
[00:41] Gab
    If that happens, the fallout...
[00:44] Gab
    might end the human world!
[00:46] Vigne
    Th-There you go exaggerating again.
[00:48] Vigne
    Right, Raphi?
[00:52] Raphi
    Come on! She's exaggerating, right?
[00:55] Satania
    Intriguing.
[00:56] Satania
    I, Archdemon Satania-sama,
    was in need of an opponent—
[00:59] Raphi
    Incidentally, Zelel-san is
    an incredibly powerful angel
[01:03] Raphi
    known as "The Hand of God."
[01:05] Satania
    Oh, right!
[01:06] Satania
    The Devil's holding a talk panel
    today at the Pandemonium in Hell!
[01:10] Satania
    See ya, Gabriel.
[01:12] Gab
    Traitor!
[01:13] Gab
    You demon!
[01:14] Satania
    Yes, I'm a demon! Now leggo!
[01:16] Raphi
    Gab-chan's so desperate that
    she's clinging to Satania-san for help?
[01:23] Vigne
    Why do you look so pleased?
[01:25] Gab
    Desperate measures...
[01:28] Gab
    She can't come to the human world...
    if there isn't one!
[01:31] Vigne
    Don't take the world out with you!
[01:40] Zelel
    Gabriel...
SIGN    Episode 12 Gabriel DropOut!
[03:17] Salaryman
    As I was saying, at this rate—
[03:20] Salaryman
    Huh?
[03:25] Woman
    Oh?
[03:25] Woman
    Where did all these feathers come from?
SIGN    Invisible to human eyes due to her incredible angelic power.
[03:50] Woman
    Whatever could this be?
[03:52] Woman
    Come, let us be off, Maron-chan.
[03:57] Zelel
    The human world... It hasn't changed
    since I was here for my studies.
[04:02] Zelel
    I'll have you show me...
[04:05] Zelel
    what you've learned in this realm, Gabriel.
[04:16] Zelel
    How are you, Gabri—
[04:18] Gab
    Welcome, Zelel-oneechan.
[04:20] Zelel
    What are you wearing?
[04:23] Gab
    Oh, goodness.
[04:24] Gab
    I'm warmly welcoming my dearest sister
    who I missed so very much!
[04:28] Gab
    It's what any cute little sister would do!
[04:31] Zelel
    We just saw each other over New Year's.
[04:33] Gab
    How could you say that, Onee-chan?
[04:35] Gab
    Hmph, hmph!
[04:37] Gab
    Anyway, come on in.
[04:39] Zelel
    Well, thanks for having me.
[04:40] Gab narr
    Stage one cleared!
[04:43] Gab narr
    Even Zelel-neesan is ultimately
    just a sheltered, gullible angel.
[04:47] Gab narr
    This is too easy.
SIGN    Last Night
[04:49] (Flashback) Gab
    I call it, "Operation Little Sis Moe Moe."
[04:52] (Flashback) Vigne
    What kind of stupid scheme is that?
[04:54] (Flashback) Gab
    Hey, I haven't just been
    screwing around down here.
[04:57] (Flashback) Gab
    I've studied the human world
SIGN    Help!!
[04:59] (Flashback) Gab
    and discovered a universal truth!
[05:01] (Flashback) Satania
    What?
[05:01] (Flashback) Satania
    That's just some video game.
[05:03] (Flashback) Gab
    Try and keep up.
[05:04] (Flashback) Gab
    MMOs are a microcosm of the real world.
[05:07] (Flashback) Vigne
    Oh, great. She's spewing shut-in nonsense
    about the "real world" again.
[05:12] (Flashback) Raphi
    Well, between reality and video games,
[05:14] (Flashback) Raphi
    it's hard to say which is superior.
[05:17] (Flashback) Vigne
    Always a dark quip with every smile!
[05:19] (Flashback) Gab
    Shut up and watch me work my magic.
[05:21] (Flashback) Priest Gab
    I can't defeat these enemies all alone!
[05:24] (Flashback) Priest Gab
    Oh, help me!
[05:25] (Flashback) Priest Gab
    Onii-chan! Onee-chan!
[05:27] (Flashback) Knight
    Your big brothers
    are here for you, little sis!
[05:30] (Flashback) Warrior
    Here, use this money to buy gear!
[05:34] (Flashback) Elf
    Your big sisters will run dungeons with you!
[05:38] (Flashback) Gab
    As you can see, support, items,
    money—it all keeps rolling in.
[05:41] (Flashback) Gab
    In conclusion, no one can
    resist a little sister.
[05:44] (Flashback) Vigne
    What kind of studying taught you that?
[05:46] (Flashback) Gab
    I'll use my sweet little sister power
[05:49] (Flashback) Gab
    to charm her and lie my way outta this!
[05:52] Gab
    Have a seat.
[05:55] Raphi
    It's lovely to see you again, Zelel-san.
[05:57] Vigne
    H-How do you do?
[05:59] Vigne
    I-I'm Tsukinose Vignette April.
[06:02] Vigne
    Pleased to meet you.
[06:04] Zelel
    Nice to see you, Raphiel.
[06:06] Zelel
    You look well.
[06:08] Zelel
    And you're... a demon?
[06:10] Vigne
    Y-Yes.
[06:11] Vigne
    G-Gabriel-san always does so much...
[06:14] (Flashback) Flashback
    Come on, it's only homework!
    Just let me copy it!
[06:16] (Flashback) Flashback
    I waited for you by the
    station for two whole hours!
[06:18] (Flashback) Flashback
    What are these?
[06:19] (Flashback) Flashback
    I'm sorry. No soliciting, please.
[06:23] (Flashback) Flashback
    Thanks for feeding me.
[06:25] (Flashback) Flashback
    Vigne, lemme copy your homework!
[06:27] (Flashback) Flashback
    I was hoping you would be so kind
    as to let me see your homework.
[06:30] (Flashback) Flashback
    One Gabriel.
[06:34] (Flashback) Flashback
    Do you enjoy living like that?
    Always being mad?
[06:39] Vigne
    S-So much... for me.
[06:43] Zelel
    Why do you look like
    you might cry tears of blood?
[06:46] Vigne
    O-Oh, it's just that Gabriel-san is...
[06:49] Vigne
    so, uh, friendly to me,
    even though I'm a demon.
[06:52] Vigne
    She's a model angel.
[06:54] Raphi narr
    Caught between her conscience not to lie
    and to defend her friend...
[07:00] Raphi narr
    Thank you for the truly
    nuanced expression, Vigne-san!
[07:03] Gab
    Even angels and demons can get along.
[07:06] Gab
    I learned that here
    in the human world, Onee-chan.
[07:09] Raphi
    Oh, yes.
[07:10] Raphi
    Thanks to Gab-chan's good influence,
[07:12] Raphi
    I also enjoy toying with—
[07:14] Raphi
    Ahem, enjoy sharing our days
    with our dear demon neighbors.
[07:17] Vigne
    Y-Yes, that's right.
[07:19] Zelel
    I see.
[07:20] Zelel
    These are the fruits of your studies
    in the human world?
[07:23] Gab
    Yes.
[07:24] Gab narr
    All right, so far so good.
[07:25] Gab narr
    Gotta keep piling it on!
[07:28] Zelel
    Your apartment is quite tidy, too.
[07:31] Zelel
    It looks good.
[07:33] Gab
    The way I always keep it.
[07:38] Zelel
    What in the world?
[07:45] Gab
    Sorry about that, Onee-chan.
[07:46] Gab
    I didn't mention it,
[07:47] Gab
    but this apartment is
    possessed by an evil demon.
[07:50] Zelel
    Evil?
[07:51] Gab
    But there's no need to worry!
[07:54] (Flashback) Gab
    I need you guys to help me
    with Operation Little Sis Moe Moe.
[07:56] (Flashback) Vigne
    What?
[07:59] (Flashback) Satania
    A demon help an angel?
[08:02] (Flashback) Satania
    Gabriel, surely you haven't forgotten
[08:05] (Flashback) Satania
    the transgressions
    you've committed against me.
[08:08] (Flashback) Satania
    I'll humiliate you
    in front of your own sister
SIGN    Devil's Message
[08:11] (Flashback) Satania
    with my Devil's Message!
[08:14] (Flashback) Gab
    Good.
[08:15] (Flashback) Gab
    My silence magic worked.
[08:17] (Flashback) Vigne
    That wasn't magic.
    That was a physical attack.
[08:20] (Flashback) Gab
    If you're not gonna help,
    I gotta shut you up.
[08:22] (Flashback) Gab
    Hey, you two grab her legs.
[08:24] (Flashback) Raphi
    Got it.
[08:25] (Flashback) Raphi
    I had a feeling this might happen,
[08:27] (Flashback) Raphi
    so I made sure to bring the gag and rope.
[08:29] (Flashback) Vigne
    You had those on Christmas, too!
[08:36] Gab
    I sealed it away with my angelic power.
[08:38] Zelel
    I see.
[08:39] Zelel
    You really are applying yourself
    to your studies.
[08:42] Gab
    I'm your little sister, after all!
[08:44] Vigne
    Raphi...
[08:45] Vigne
    I can't take much more of this...
[08:47] Vigne
    I'm falling to the dark side.
[08:49] Raphi
    Keep calm and remember.
[08:50] Raphi
    You were on the dark side to begin with.
[08:56] Gab
    How is it, Onee-chan?
[08:58] Zelel
    Delicious.
[08:59] Zelel
    You made this?
[09:01] Gab
    Yes!
[09:02] Gab
    Actually, I'm working at a coffee shop
[09:04] Gab
    to learn more about the human world.
[09:07] Gab
    I'm so glad you like it.
[09:10] Vigne narr
    You "work" twice a week.
[09:12] Raphi narr
    What's more, that coffee
[09:13] Raphi narr
    was personally brewed by Master-san.
[09:15] Raphi narr
    All she did was bring it home
    and pour it from pot to cup.
[09:18] (Flashback) Master
    Ah, I'm delighted just to have
    someone drinking my coffee.
[09:22] (Flashback) Master
    I'm quite proud of this blend, you know.
[09:25] (Flashback) Master
    It uses seven kinds
    of beans that I just got in.
SIGN    Coffee Artisan
    Mr. Davie (55)
[09:28] (Flashback) Master
    Using a grinding method I learned
[09:29] (Flashback) Master
    from a coffee artisan I met in Brazil...
[09:31] Gab
    Onee-chan.
[09:32] Gab
    Would you like another cup?
[09:34] Zelel
    Please, if you will.
[09:35] Gab
    Stay right there.
[09:39] Zelel
    You dropped something.
[09:41] Gab
    Oh, my.
[09:42] Gab
    You saw that?
[09:46] Gab
    I keep a picture of
    my dearest sister with me,
[09:49] Gab
    so I'm never lonely
    here in the human world.
[09:51] Zelel
    Gabriel...
[09:53] Zelel
    You...
[09:54] Gab
    Onee-chan...
[09:55] Gab narr
    If I shower her with this much love,
[09:58] Gab narr
    there's no way she'll poke
    her nose into my business.
[10:01] Vigne narr
    Lies on top of lies...
[10:03] Raphi narr
    That's the Gab-chan I love.
[10:12] Zelel
    What is this?
[10:13] Gab
    I can explain, Onee-chan!
[10:15] Gab
    Th-This is... Right!
[10:18] Gab
    It's a demonic plot to make me fall!
[10:20] Gab
    How terrifying.
[10:21] Gab
    She's a true archdemon!
[10:23] Vigne narr
    She framed Satania?!
[10:25] Raphi narr
    She's pushing the limits
    of what's believable,
[10:27] Raphi narr
    but that's so Gab-chan.
[10:30] Satania
    You're absolutely right.
[10:32] Satania
    Succumb and fall into the temptation
    of this archdemon, Gabriel!
[10:36] Vigne narr
    She's all in on this hole-riddled plot!
[10:38] Raphi narr
    She's happy to be treated like
    an archdemon for once, even if it's pretend.
[10:42] Zelel
    I know, Gabriel.
[10:44] Gab
    Huh?
[10:45] Gab
    Know what?
[10:47] Zelel
    That you've been living a life of
    decadence here in the human world.
[10:53] Girls
    What?!
[10:55] Zelel
    Don't think you can pull one over on me.
[10:58] Zelel
    Had you confessed and repented,
[11:00] Zelel
    I would have had mercy on you.
[11:03] Zelel
    But this farce...
    Dragging others down into your lies?
[11:07] Zelel
    This is a grave sin for an angel.
[11:10] Zelel
    I pray you're prepared
    for the worst, Gabriel.
[11:13] Gab
    Fooling your cute little sister...
[11:15] Gab
    That's low, Nee-san!
[11:17] Vigne
    As if you have a right to call anyone low.
[11:20] Gab
    Fine.
[11:21] Gab
    If that's your game,
    well, I've still got a trick up my sleeve.
[11:30] Vigne
    Wha— Gab?!
[11:32] Gab
    I'm sorry.
[11:33] Gab
    I'll turn over a new leaf.
[11:35] Raphi
    A flawless display of groveling!
[11:38] Satania
    Hey!
[11:39] Satania
    If you're going to grovel, grovel to me!
[11:41] Zelel
    Do you truly mean that?
[11:44] Gab
    Yes, of course.
[11:45] Gab
    From now on, I'll study diligently
    to become a great angel!
[11:48] Gab narr
    And now that your guard's down...
[11:51] Vigne
    Can she get any lower?!
[11:52] Zelel
    Fool.
[11:55] Gab
    Ow, ow, ow!
[11:56] Raphi
    Divine Fist of the Angel Ultimate Technique:
    Two-Fingered Void-Space Reversal—
[12:00] Raphi
    I've never seen it in person before!
SIGN    Divine Fist of the Angel Ultimate Technique Two-Fingered Void-Space Reversal
[12:03] Zelel
    It seems you're in need of some re-education.
[12:06] Gab
    At least wait until after
    I've finished today's MMO events!
SIGN    One Week Later
[12:16] Vigne
    Gab hasn't been back for a week.
[12:19] Vigne
    Raphi, have you heard anything?
[12:20] Raphi
    A little bird told me
[12:22] Raphi
    she's being disciplined
    quite severely by Zelel-san.
[12:26] Satania
    Serves her right!
[12:35] Gab
    It's so wonderful to see you again,
    Vigne-san, Satania-san, Raphi.
[12:39] Gab
    I'm heartily sorry for having worried you.
[12:43] Gab
    It's a pleasure to be in your company again.
[12:46] Satania
    Is this...
[12:48] Vigne
    Uh-huh.
[12:50] Vigne
    It's the way Gab was when I first met her.
[12:57] Gab
    All finished, Sensei.
[12:58] Sensei
    Correct.
[12:59] Sensei
    Well done.
[13:01] Gab
    I could only do it because
    of your tutelage, sir.
[13:17] Gab
    Is something the matter?
[13:18] Sensei
    No.
[13:19] Sensei
    You may return to your seat.
[13:20] Gab
    Yes, sir.
[13:27] Prez narr
    I'm Class 1-B's president.
[13:29] Prez narr
    I do step exercises daily.
[13:31] Prez narr
    Today, I'm in charge of
    cleaning the bathroom.
[13:34] Prez narr
    The most unpopular task at school.
[13:37] Prez narr
    It's a hard-knock life, being president.
[13:41] Gab
    Oh, Miss President.
[13:43] Gab
    I just finished cleaning the bathroom.
[13:46] Prez
    Huh?
[13:46] Prez
    You cleaned it?
[13:47] Gab
    You always work so hard for the rest of us.
[13:51] Gab
    I wanted to do what I could
    to ease your burden.
[13:54] Gab
    Oh, did I overstep my bounds?
[13:56] Prez
    N-No, you didn't.
[13:59] Prez
    Um... Thanks.
[14:02] Gab
    You're very welcome.
[14:04] Prez narr
    I-I remember this blinding glow.
[14:06] Prez narr
    Some in our class even believed
    it was a mass hallucination.
[14:10] Prez narr
    Tenma-san when the school year began.
[14:19] Satania
    What the hell happened to her, Vignette?
[14:22] Vigne
    What do you want me to say?
[14:23] Vigne
    This is how Gab was when I first met her.
[14:27] Vigne
    You said it made you feel sick,
    but you liked it at first.
[14:31] Satania
    Well...
[14:33] (Flashback) Satania
    Gabriel!
[14:34] (Flashback) Satania
    I desire a drink.
[14:35] (Flashback) Gab
    Here you are.
[14:36] (Flashback) Satania
    Gabriel.
[14:37] (Flashback) Satania
    Homework!
[14:38] (Flashback) Gab
    Here.
SIGN    Math
[14:39] (Flashback) Gab
    I did it in your handwriting.
[14:41] (Flashback) Satania
    Gabriel, shoulder massage!
[14:43] (Flashback) Gab
    Okay.
[14:44] (Flashback) Gab
    You're frightfully stiff.
[14:46] Satania
    I thought I'd found the perfect slave.
[14:49] Satania
    But...
[14:55] (Flashback) Gab
    Satania-san, eating too much melon bread
    is bad for your health.
[14:59] (Flashback) Satania
    I waited in line for two hours
    to get that limited-edition bread!
[15:02] [SONG] Text
    Encyclopedia Demonica
    Volume 20:
    The Mark of a True Demon!
[15:02] (Flashback) Gab
    Read through all twenty volumes
    of the Encyclopedia Demonica
[15:06] (Flashback) Gab
    and become a great demon, okay?
[15:08] (Flashback) Satania
    O-Obviously I will.
[15:09] [SONG] Text
    Hell Shopping Network
[15:10] Host
    Good evening, all you demons out there!
[15:11] Host
    You're watching the Hell Shopping Network!
[15:13] [SONG] Text
    Hell Shopping Network
[15:14] Host
    Today we've got even more special items
    sure to make any angel cry uncle.
[15:19] (Flashback) Satania
    Ooh, I gotta see this!
[15:21] Host
    Without further ado,
    allow me to introduce...
[15:24] Host
    The Shocking Gum Collection,
[15:25] Host
    made with special materials
    developed by NASO!
[15:28] Host
    This must-have item will shred
    the pride of any sucker angel into tatters!
[15:34] Host
    A-And that's not all...
[15:36] Host
    Act now, and your monthly payments...
[15:39] Host
    will be... interest-free...
[15:40] Demon
    Sir!
[15:41] Demon
    Sir!
SIGN    We'll be right back
[15:45] (Flashback) Gab
    You'll never become an archdemon
[15:47] (Flashback) Gab
    wasting your money on silly TV shopping.
SIGN    Demon Savings Book
SIGN    Kurumizawa Satanichia McDowell
SIGN    Hell Bank
[15:50] (Flashback) Gab
    I'll manage your finances from now on.
[15:55] Satania
    I can't believe that Gabriel going
    super-angel is giving me tummy aches.
[15:59] Vigne
    I know how you feel.
[16:02] (Flashback) Vigne
    Okay!
[16:03] (Flashback) Vigne
    Time to wake Gab up and head to school.
[16:06] (Flashback) Gab
    Good morning.
[16:07] (Flashback) Vigne
    Huh?
[16:12] Vigne
    This model-student Gab thing
    is throwing my life out of order.
[16:16] Raphi
    Then why not turn Gab-chan
    into a faillen angel again?
[16:20] Satania
    That's it!
[16:22] Satania
    Bringing about an angel's fall...
[16:24] Satania
    Such is a demon's true calling!
[16:26] Vigne
    If it's Raphi's idea,
    what does that make her?
[16:29] Raphi
    I love Gab-chan in all her forms.
[16:32] Raphi
    But...
[16:33] Satania
    But what?
[16:35] Raphi
    Doesn't the sight of something white
    being stained black
[16:38] Raphi
    send shivers down your spine?
[16:39] Satania
    Y-Yeah...
[16:41] Satania
    You, uh, totally get me.
[16:42] Vigne
    I've been wondering this for a while,
[16:44] Vigne
    but are you sure
    you haven't fallen, too, Raphi?
[16:49] Gab
    And that's it for homework.
[16:52] Gab
    Well, that was another long day of hard work.
[16:55] Voice
    Help!
[16:58] Gab
    What was that voice?
SIGN    Help!!
[17:01] Gab
    Oh, a video game again?
[17:03] Gab
    I'm sorry.
[17:04] Gab
    No more games for me.
[17:06] Gab
    Nothing will distract me
    from becoming a great angel
[17:08] Gab
    who will lead people to happiness anymore.
[17:10] Vigne
    Why are you repressing yourself?
[17:12] Satania
    Listen to your heart and fall already!
[17:14] Raphi
    I'm coming in.
[17:16] Gab
    Wh-What are you all doing in my apartment?
[17:19] Satania
    That doesn't matter.
[17:20] Satania
    Hurry up and fall, Gabriel!
[17:23] Satania
    This isn't right—
[17:25] Satania
    isn't entertaining at all!
[17:27] Vigne
    I know I complained about you all the time,
[17:30] Vigne
    but I agree with Satania.
[17:32] Vigne
    Seeing you like this really bothers me.
[17:35] Gab
    Vigne-san...
[17:37] Gab
    Satania-san...
[17:41] Raphi
    Is this a barrier?
[17:43] Gab
    Yeah.
[17:44] Gab
    No one outside can hear anything inside.
[17:53] Vigne
    Wh-What's going on, Gab?
[17:54] Gab
    If I had you guys completely fooled,
[17:57] Gab
    there's no way Nee-san
    could see through my act.
[18:00] Gab
    I've won this battle.
[18:03] Vigne
    Huh?
[18:04] Vigne
    Don't tell me you...
[18:05] Gab
    Yeah, it was all an act.
[18:07] Gab
    Like, who the hell would get
    "rehabilitated" by a little yelling?
[18:11] Satania
    Why are you putting on this act?
[18:15] Gab
    I'll be a goody two-shoes
    until Nee-san gets off my case.
[18:18] Gab
    Then it's back to wallowing in my indulgence.
[18:21] Vigne
    Didn't you just try just that and fail?
    And not very long ago?
[18:25] Zelel
    Goodness gracious.
[18:26] Zelel
    You've certainly underestimated me.
[18:28] Gab
    Oh, please.
[18:29] Gab
    This time I'll— Huh?!
[18:32] Gab
    Z-Zelel-neesan?!
[18:34] Zelel
    You were careless.
[18:36] Zelel
    This flimsy barrier is no match
    for my clairvoyance.
[18:42] Satania
    What's "clairvoyance"?!
[18:44] Raphi
    It's a power that allows you to see anything,
[18:46] Raphi
    regardless of distance
    and obstructions to sight.
[18:49] Raphi
    For instance, yesterday, when you...
[18:52] Satania
    You saw?! You saw that?!
[18:54] Raphi
    Oh, my. Whatever could you mean?
[18:56] Zelel
    Looks like your studies in the human world
[18:59] Zelel
    will have to be put on hold
    until you have a proper attitude adjustment.
[19:02] Vigne
    Huh?
[19:02] Vigne
    Does that mean Gab has to
    move back to Heaven?
[19:06] Satania
    Wait a sec!
[19:07] Satania
    The score between me and Gabriel
    isn't settled yet!
[19:10] Raphi
    Without Gab-chan, my fun in the human world
[19:13] Raphi
    will decrease by about thirty percent.
[19:15] Gab
    N-No!
[19:17] Gab
    I'm not going back to Heaven!
[19:20] Gab
    Never.
[19:21] Gab
    I refuse!
[19:22] Zelel
    Do you really think a selfish tantrum
    could sway me?
[19:26] Gab
    Yes, human culture caused my fall,
[19:29] Gab
    but I'm not attached to the human world
    simply because of that.
[19:34] Gab
    I... I...
[19:37] Gab
    More than anything, I don't want
    to be separated from my best friends!
[19:41] Raphi narr
    Now she's playing the friendship card!
[19:43] Vigne narr
    Seriously, she'll use anyone
    and anything she can.
[19:47] Satania narr
    Hey!
[19:48] Satania narr
    Why am I the only one
    being mistreated like this?!
[19:51] Vigne narr
    But Zelel-san wouldn't fall
    for this cheap...
[19:54] Zelel
    For friendship, you say?
[19:57] Zelel
    You were blessed with good friends.
[19:59] Vigne
    She fell for it?!
[20:01] Gab
    Then, I can...
[20:03] Zelel
    Yes.
[20:04] Zelel
    You may stay in the human world.
[20:06] Zelel
    I can just as easily
    whip you into shape here.
[20:09] Gab
    Heck, yeah!
[20:11] Gab
    Wait, what did you just say, Onee-sama?
[20:14] Zelel
    I'll be living with you in the human world
[20:17] Zelel
    to properly rehabilitate you.
[20:22] Gab
    Wait, are you kidding me?!
[20:24] Gab
    I don't wanna live with you!
[20:26] Gab
    How am I supposed to laze?!
[20:27] Zelel
    Which is precisely the point
    of living with me.
[20:30] Zelel
    I have some qualms
    regarding the human world, but...
[20:32] Zelel
    No matter.
[20:33] Satania
    What's this mean?
[20:34] Raphi
    Basically, Gab-chan doesn't
    have to go back to Heaven.
[20:39] Vigne
    But Zelel-san will be living with her,
[20:41] Vigne
    so she'll be stuck in a hell of studying
[20:43] Vigne
    with earthly delights in sight
    but forever out of reach.
[20:46] Satania
    Seriously?!
[20:47] Satania
    That sounds awesome!
[20:48] Satania
    If it means I'll get to see Gabriel suffer,
[20:51] Satania
    I welcome you with open arms!
[20:52] Gab
    Don't take delight in my misfortune!
[20:54] Gab
    Why, I oughta...
[20:55] Satania
    H-Hey!
[20:56] Satania
    Stop shaking me!
SIGN    Melon Bread
[20:58] Vigne
    I know this formula!
[21:01] Satania
    Hey!
[21:02] Satania
    How dare you eat your master's
    melon bread, you lowly familiar?!
[21:05] Zelel
    Eek!
[21:07] Vigne
    "Eek"?
[21:11] Raphi
    That cute shriek came from...
[21:13] Gab
    No way... Nee-san?
[21:16] Zelel
    D-Dog...
[21:18] Zelel
    Dog...?
[21:20] Zelel
    No! Stay away!
[21:27] Zelel
    I can't stay in the human world!
[21:30] Zelel
    I'm going home!
[21:37] Gab
    Evil has been vanquished!
[21:38] Vigne
    They're clearly related.
    They're both handfuls.
[21:40] Raphi
    I'd expect no less from Gab-chan's sister.
[21:43] Satania
    Excuse me!
[21:44] Satania
    I'm the victim of a melon
    bread snatching here!
[21:47] Gab
    Now that the pest finally logged out...
[21:52] Gab
    Time for me to log in.
[22:01] Gab
    With the abominable evil threat gone,
[22:02] Gab
    peace has returned to the world.
[22:06] Gab
    This is bliss.
[22:10] Gab
    Vigne? What's she want?
[22:13] Vigne
    Hey, Gab!
[22:14] Vigne
    Did you forget that we had finals today?!
[22:17] Vigne
    If you skip exams, you'll stay back a year!
[22:21] Satania
    You're so afraid of losing to me in grades
[22:23] Satania
    that you're hiding at home, huh?
[22:25] Satania
    I've got you figured out, Gabriel.
[22:27] Raphi
    If Gab-chan were to be held back a year...
[22:30] Tapris
    Now we get to be
    first-years together, Tenma-senpai!
[22:33] Tapris
    Oops!
[22:35] Tapris
    I mean, um...
[22:36] Tapris
    G-Gabriel!
[22:39] Raphi
    That would be wonderful in its own way.
[22:41] Vigne
    So unless you want that to happen,
[22:43] Vigne
    you'd better get here, now.
[22:45] Gab
    Oh, boy.
[22:47] Gab
    Do you really think
    that's enough to sway me?
[22:51] Gab
    You couldn't lead an addict into temptation.
[22:54] Gab
    Let's see.
[22:55] Gab
    It's 8:30...
[22:57] Gab
    Only one way to make it in time.
[22:59] Gab
    I'm powerful enough to drive
    Zelel-neesan off now.
[23:03] Gab
    This'll be a walk in the park.
[23:12] Gab
    Teleport me into the classroom!
[23:15] Gab
    Divine Unimpeded Passage!
[23:38] Vigne
    No. Stop.