1 - The Day I Knew I Could Never Go Back

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[00:01] Principal
    Graduating this angel school
    at the top of her class,
[00:04] Principal
    Tenma Gabriel White.
[00:07] Gabriel
    Sir.
[00:08] Principal
    Congratulations on your graduation.
[00:10] Principal
    Talents as great as yours
    are rarely seen, even in Heaven.
[00:13] Principal
    Your future is bright.
[00:15] Gabriel
    Thank you, Sir.
[00:20] Principal
    As graduating angels, you will now
    continue your studies
[00:23] Principal
    in the world below,
    where you will attend human schools.
[00:27] Principal
    There, you will see firsthand
    what kind of beings humans truly are.
[00:31] Principal
    I pray from the depths of my heart
    that you will return as full-fledged angels.
[00:36] Tapris
    Congratulations, Tenma-senpai!
[00:39] Tapris
    Oh, but how I'll miss you when you're gone!
[00:42] Gabriel
    Thank you, Tapris.
[00:45] Gabriel
    If you're ever lonely,
    you can come visit me anytime.
[00:48] Tapris
    Oh, I will!
[00:50] Raphiel
    We'll be in the same school again, Gab-chan.
[00:54] Gabriel
    Yes. It's reassuring to know
    that you'll be there with me, Raphi.
[01:01] Gabriel
    This is the human world...
[01:02] Gabriel
    It's breathtaking.
[01:05] Gabriel
    Here, I'm going to become a great angel
    who will lead people to happiness.
[01:13] Gabriel
    Hello, world!
[01:38] Gabriel
    Ouch!
[01:58] Child
    Hey, come play with us!
[02:00] Gabriel
    Get back here!
[02:03] Child
    You get back here!
SIGN    Entrance Ceremony
[02:14] Gabriel
    And that's it for homework.
[02:18] Gabriel
    Goodness, humans lead such busy lives.
[02:21] Voice
    Help!
[02:23] Gabriel
    What was that voice?
[02:25] Gabriel
    It seems to be coming from here.
SIGN    Help!!
[02:29] Gabriel
    Oh, a video game?
[02:30] Gabriel
    But...
SIGN    Help!!
[02:32] Gabriel
    Wow. So this is human entertainment.
[02:35] Gabriel
    This is another way
    to learn about humans, isn't it?
[02:41] Gabriel
    Character creation?
[02:43] Gabriel
    Then I'll be a priest who heals others.
[02:47] Gabriel
    Are you okay?
[02:50] Gabriel
    I'll heal you right up.
[02:52] Gabriel
    There!
[02:56] Player
    Thanks!
[02:57] Player
    You're a real angel!
[03:00] Gabriel narration
    C-Could he have discovered that I am?!
[03:04] Voice
    Can anybody heal me?!
[03:06] Voice
    I'm out of MP!
[03:08] Gabriel
    Yes! I'm on my way!
SIGN    Gab
[03:11] Knight
    Wow, thanks!
SIGN    Thanks!!
[03:15] Dark Knight
    Angel #happening!
SIGN    Angel #happening!
[03:18] Voice
    Oink!
SIGN    Oiiiink!
[03:19] Gabriel
    To think I could make them so happy...
[03:22] Gabriel
    Video games are magnificent things.
[03:25] Gabriel
    Now, I must help more people!
SIGN    Gab
[03:30] Gabriel
    Huh? My magic isn't working.
[03:34] Gabriel
    Zero MP?
[03:36] Gabriel
    Erm, what do I do now?
[03:40] Gabriel
    Wh-What's this?
[03:42] Gabriel
    If only I had this.
    I could save so many people.
SIGN    Must-Have!!
SIGN    Holy Angel Staff
SIGN    Use recovery magic
    without consuming MP
[03:44] [SONG] Text
    Limited Time Offer
SIGN    Yen
SIGN    Buy
[03:46] Gabriel
    But...
[03:46] [SONG] Text
    Limited Time Offer
SIGN    Yen
[03:47] Gabriel
    The stipends that Heaven provides
[03:51] Gabriel
    do include some spending money, but...
SIGN    Must-Have!!
SIGN    Holy Angel Staff
SIGN    Use recovery magic without consuming MP
[03:55] [SONG] Text
    Limited Time Offer
SIGN    Yen
SIGN    Buy
SIGN    Gab
SIGN    Took a crit!
[03:59] Player
    Took a crit!
[04:01] Voice
    Medic! Medic!
[04:03] Voice
    No! I'm too young to die!
[04:06] Voice
    O great angel, save me!
SIGN    Buy
SIGN    Buy
SIGN    Buy
SIGN    Episode 1 The Day I Knew I Could Never Go Back
[04:38] Gabriel
    Yeesh, hurry up and heal me already.
[04:41] Gabriel
    I'm about to die here!
[04:43] Gabriel
    For crying out loud...
    This party's useless.
[04:47] Gabriel
    Oh, shoot! This is why I said
    to hurry up with those heals!
SIGN    Connection to server lost.
[04:56] Gabriel
    What gives?
[05:00] Gabriel
    My eyes! My eyes!
[05:02] Vigne
    It's 8 AM! What do you
    think you're doing, Gab?
[05:06] Vigne
    That's no way for an angel to live.
[05:09] Gabriel
    What's wrong with you, Vigne?!
[05:11] Gabriel
    Even as we speak,
    Valhalla Kingdom is in crisis!
[05:15] Vigne
    Valhalla?
[05:16] Gabriel
    My MMO! Get with the program!
[05:18] Gabriel
    Valhalla Kingdom is getting
    overrun by monsters.
[05:22] Gabriel
    For an angel, of all beings,
    to abandon innocent townspeople...
[05:25] Gabriel
    That would be downright deplorable!
[05:28] Vigne
    An angel, of all beings, shouldn't start
    her morning with video games.
[05:32] Gabriel
    Rude. I started yesterday.
[05:34] Vigne
    That's even worse.
[05:36] Vigne
    Anyway, let's get to school.
[05:38] Vigne
    You'd better not skip again today.
[05:39] Gabriel
    School?
[05:41] Gabriel
    No, thanks. I heard
    it's a day off anyway.
[05:44] Vigne
    From whom?
[05:46] Vigne
    When I first met you...
[05:48] (Flashback) Gabriel
    My dream is to bring happiness
    to all people.
[05:52] Vigne
    What ever happened to that?
[05:53] Gabriel
    What? That's not my problem.
[05:56] Gabriel
    Like, humanity can just
    go to Hell and die, for all I care.
[05:59] Vigne narration
    Is she really the same person?
[06:02] Gabriel
    I'm not going back to Heaven, got it?
[06:05] Gabriel
    I'm going to live like this,
    in the human world, forever.
[06:08] Vigne
    Excuse me?
[06:10] Gabriel
    I realized something
    after trying human entertainment.
[06:12] Gabriel
    The overachiever I was in Heaven was a fake.
[06:16] Gabriel
    I was repressing myself, that's all.
[06:18] Gabriel
    The real me was
    a slothful good-for-nothing.
[06:21] Gabriel
    That's right!
[06:22] Gabriel
    I was an irredeemable
    faillen angel all along!
SIGN    Faillen Angel
[06:25] Vigne narration
    She said it with pride*!
[06:26] Gabriel
    So I'm not going to school, 'kay?
[06:29] Vigne
    When you put it that way,
    it almost sounds inspiring...
[06:33] Vigne
    I'm leaving for school now.
    You'd best get going soon, too.
[06:36] Gabriel
    If I feel like it.
[06:39] Vigne
    Well, whether you go to school
    or not is your choice.
[06:43] Vigne
    However...
[06:45] Vigne
    If you fall too far, they might summon you
    straight back to Heaven.
[06:49] Vigne
    Take care that that doesn't happen.
[06:53] Gabriel
    Oh, Vigne. You fool.
[06:56] Gabriel
    Do you really think
    that's enough to sway me?
[07:01] Gabriel
    You couldn't lead an addict into temptation.
[07:04] Gabriel
    My resolve is firm.
[07:06] Gabriel
    Nothing will make me budge.
[07:08] Gabriel
    But, eh...
[07:10] Gabriel
    I feel like it today.
[07:12] Gabriel
    Maybe I'll humor her and go.
[07:19] Gabriel narration
    Walking's a pain in the butt.
[07:22] Gabriel narration
    Whatever. I'll use Divine Unimpeded Passage.
[07:26] (Flashback) Teacher
    Divine Unimpeded Passage is an ability
[07:27] (Flashback) Teacher
    that allows you to materialize yourself
    anywhere you wish at will.
[07:31] (Flashback) Teacher
    Be sure that no humans witness it.
[07:33] Gabriel
    In other words,
    "anything goes if no one knows."
[07:39] Gabriel
    Teleport me into the classroom!
[07:47] Gabriel
    Huh?
[07:48] Gabriel
    Did I mess up?
[07:52] Gabriel
    No way. Please, no.
[08:03] Vigne
    What are you doing, Gab?
[08:07] Vigne
    Wait, did you think you'd be marked present
    if your panties were in your seat?!
[08:11] Gabriel
    Of course not!
[08:12] Gabriel
    How could I go after that?!
[08:14] Gabriel
    My panties made their high school debut!
[08:17] Vigne
    Well, I do feel bad for you...
[08:20] Gabriel
    There's only one thing to do now.
[08:22] Gabriel
    I have to get rid of anyone who saw them.
[08:25] Vigne
    Wait, is that the first trumpet
    of the apocalypse?!
[08:28] Vigne
    That'll get rid of all of humanity!
[08:30] Gabriel
    Collateral damage!
[08:32] Vigne
    Calm down, you faillen angel!
[08:49] Satania
    I am the future queen of Hell,
[08:52] Satania
    Kurumizawa Satanichia McDowell!
[08:54] Satania
    All evil in this world exists
    solely as tribute to me!
[08:57] Satania
    Tremble in fear before me, lowly humans!
SIGN    Bottle caps go here
[09:15] Satania narration
    Recycling a plastic bottle*
    with the cap still on...
[09:19] Satania narration
    So evil!
[09:21] Satania narration
    I'd expect nothing less
    from a future archdemon!
[09:25] Satania narration
    I'm sensing something...
[09:27] Satania narration
    That's...
[09:28] Satania narration
    an angel!
[09:29] Gabriel
    Ugh. This juice sucks.
[09:32] Gabriel
    Repent.
SIGN    Burnables
SIGN    Cans
SIGN    Glass Bottles
SIGN    Plastic
[09:34] Satania
    She missed!
[09:37] Satania
    And it's still full!
[09:39] Satania narration
    This angel... What a diabolical deed!
[09:42] Satania narration
    But in the end, she's still an angel.
[09:44] Satania narration
    She couldn't simply walk away...
[09:48] Satania narration
    Except she did?!
[09:49] Satania
    Stop! You there, angel!
[09:52] Gabriel
    Huh? What d'you want?
[09:55] Satania
    I'm going out of my way
    to inform you, so be grateful.
[10:00] Satania
    You spilled your juice!
[10:02] Gabriel
    Huh, look at that.
[10:04] Gabriel
    Okay. Rock, paper, scissors.
[10:08] Gabriel
    Well, sucks for you. Have fun.
[10:16] Satania
    And all squeaky clean!
[10:18] Satania
    Wait, she spilled it!
[10:20] Satania narration
    Her name is Gabriel.
[10:22] Satania narration
    Heck, we're in the same class.
[10:24] Satania narration
    I never noticed because
    she's absent all the time.
[10:28] Satania narration
    Tardiness.
[10:29] Satania narration
    Video games during class.
SIGN    Standing Backwards Jump
SIGN    Stab
[10:31] Satania narration
    Doodling in textbooks!
[10:33] Satania narration
    If I'm to reach great heights,
    I'll first have to surpass her*,
[10:37] Satania narration
    the nonchalant perpetrator*
    of super A-class demonic deeds.
[10:40] Satania narration
    Yes... For instance...
[10:43] Satania narration
    When Gabriel goes to sit down...
[10:45] Satania narration
    No chair!
[10:46] Gabriel
    Wah!
[10:49] Satania narration
    A most diabolical plan,
    if I do say so myself.
[10:51] Satania narration
    However, that is such a
    super colossal demonic deed
[10:54] Satania narration
    that I could even be
    exiled from Hell for it.
[10:57] Satania narration
    It's a shame, but I can't do it.
[10:59] Satania narration
    No matter. Today, I have something
    very special prepared.
[11:03] Satania narration
    Now, my greatest rival, Gabriel,
[11:06] Satania narration
    today is the day I show you
    just how terrifying I—
[11:09] Satania narration
    Huh?
[11:11] Satania
    The TP?!
[11:13] Satania
    Curse you, humans!
[11:14] Satania
    This is an S-class demonic deed!
    How diabolical!
[11:18] Satania
    S-Somebody! Is anybody there?!
[11:22] Gabriel
    Come on, it's only homework!
    Just let me copy it!
[11:25] Gabriel
    The teacher's scary when he's ticked off.
[11:28] Vigne
    If you don't do it yourself,
    it defeats the point.
[11:30] Vigne
    Here, I'll help you.
[11:34] Satania
    Pathetic, Gabriel.
[11:38] Satania
    Doing homework?
    You still have a long way to go.
[11:44] Satania
    I am the Archdemon Satanichia,
SIGN    Dream
[11:46] Satania
    Queen of all Hell!
SIGN    Dream
[11:49] Satania
    Naturally, I don't do homework!
SIGN    Reality
[11:51] Satania
    Today, you shall witness
    my superiority, firsthand!
[11:54] Vigne
    So this part ends up like this.
[11:56] Gabriel
    Uh-huh.
[11:57] Satania
    Hey! Listen to me!
[11:59] Gabriel
    Keep it down, will you?
[12:01] Satania
    Huh?!
[12:02] Gabriel
    I'm trying to finish my homework here.
    Could you take it outside?
[12:10] Vigne
    Satania, shouldn't you do yours, too?
[12:12] Vigne
    You'll make the teacher mad.
[12:15] Satania
    As if a demon would ever fear a teacher.
[12:18] Satania
    Humans are but inferior creatures.
[12:20] Satania
    They hold no power over me!
[12:24] Gabriel
    Vigne, what do I do here?
[12:26] Sensei
    I'm collecting your homework.
[12:29] Sensei
    Pass it forward.
[12:31] Gabriel narration
    Finished, just in time.
[12:32] Satania
    Excuse me!
[12:34] Sensei
    What is it, Kurumizawa?
[12:36] Satania
    I didn't do my homework.
[12:38] Satania
    Deliberately.
[12:41] Sensei
    Oh? And?
[12:44] Satania
    And I have no intention
    of apologizing for it!
[12:47] Satania
    How do you like that? A demonic deed
    of the highest order, isn't it?
[13:06] Gabriel
    Before you work on me, shouldn't you
    do something about that doofus?
[13:09] Vigne
    I've lost count of the times I've tried.
[13:15] Gabriel
    Automatic updates suck.
[13:19] Gabriel
    Die, you trash.
[13:21] Gabriel
    Go to Hell!
[13:30] Gabriel
    Who could be here this early?
[13:32] Vigne
    Gabriel!
[13:35] Vigne
    Answer the door!
[13:37] Vigne
    We're going shopping at ten, remember?
[13:39] Gabriel narration
    She sounds pissed...
[13:42] Gabriel narration
    But ten? It's barely even—
[13:45] Gabriel narration
    past ten by a long shot!
[13:47] Gabriel narration
    Do I pretend to not be home?
[13:50] Vigne
    Good grief. I knew you were home!
[13:53] Gabriel
    Hey, breaking and entering!
[13:54] Vigne
    Answer your door.
[13:56] Gabriel
    Hey, I've been wondering...
[13:59] Gabriel
    How do you just walk in here?
[14:01] Vigne
    I made a copy of your key.
[14:03] Gabriel
    That's a crime!
[14:04] Gabriel
    You demon!
[14:06] Gabriel
    Oh, wait. You're supposed to be one.
[14:08] Vigne
    You listen here. I waited for you
    by the station for two whole hours!
[14:11] Gabriel
    You could've gone home any time.
[14:13] Vigne
    But if we ended up
    just missing each other, I'd feel bad.
[14:17] Gabriel
    Just go home!
[14:18] Gabriel
    Come on, I'm sorry.
[14:20] Vigne
    So, why didn't you show?
[14:22] Vigne
    It'd better be good.
[14:23] Gabriel
    Erm, so, like...
[14:26] Gabriel
    Oh, right, right!
    I started cleaning my room
[14:28] Gabriel
    and got so caught up in it
    that I lost track of time...
[14:31] Gabriel
    And stuff?
[14:35] Gabriel narration
    No good?
[14:36] Vigne
    That's the spirit!
[14:39] Vigne
    Your apartment literally looks like Hell.
[14:41] Vigne
    I'd been itching to fix it before the souls
    of sinners started showing up.
[14:45] Gabriel
    It's that bad?!
[14:46] Vigne
    But for a room being cleaned,
    it looks awfully messy.
[14:50] Gabriel
    Oh, I'm just awful at cleaning.
[14:53] Gabriel
    So, how about that shopping?
[14:56] Gabriel
    I want a headset and—
[14:57] Vigne
    What are you saying?
[14:58] Vigne
    You finish what you start.
[15:00] Gabriel
    But my headset...
[15:04] Vigne
    You're. Going. To. Clean.
[15:08] Gabriel
    Yes, ma'am.
[15:11] Vigne
    I can't believe how filthy your room is.
[15:14] Vigne
    Do all angels live like this?
[15:16] Gabriel
    Rude! It's only me.
[15:19] Vigne
    Which really makes me wonder...
[15:21] Vigne
    Could it be that you
    aren't actually an angel?
[15:24] Gabriel
    Yeah, I ask myself that a lot.
[15:26] Vigne narration
    This joke turned serious really fast.
[15:28] Gabriel
    But no, I'm definitely an angel.
[15:31] Gabriel
    I can prove it.
[15:32] Gabriel
    You can see my pure halo, right?
[15:34] Vigne
    It's pure black!
[15:36] Gabriel
    Huh?
[15:39] Gabriel
    Apparently, I have
    the potential to fall, too.
[15:43] Vigne
    That's a potential
    that you really shouldn't want.
[15:46] Gabriel
    A fallen angel... Sounds kinda cool.
[15:48] Gabriel
    Maybe I'll give it a try.
[15:50] Vigne
    You're saying that super casually, so FYI,
[15:52] Vigne
    that's saying,
    "I'm gonna be a demon."
[15:55] Gabriel
    Eh, I know I'm not exactly angelic.
[15:59] Vigne
    So you knew...
[16:01] Gabriel
    But I bet you've never realized
    that you aren't exactly demonic.
[16:10] Gabriel
    Don't give me that look.
[16:12] Vigne
    H-How aren't I?
[16:14] Gabriel
    Like how you're responsible,
[16:16] Gabriel
    and like helping people,
    and can't ignore someone in need?
[16:19] Vigne
    I-I'm totally not...
[16:22] Vigne
    unlike that.
[16:23] Gabriel
    You're totally like that.
[16:25] Vigne
    What should I do to be more demonic?
[16:27] Gabriel
    You're asking an angel?!
[16:31] Gabriel
    How 'bout killing someone?
[16:33] Gabriel
    Like, slash!
[16:34] Vigne
    What are you, a demon?!
    Think about it more seriously!
[16:38] Gabriel
    I wouldn't know. Can't you ask Satania?
[16:41] Vigne
    Satania?
[16:46] Gabriel
    Yeah... Sorry.
[16:48] Vigne
    No, it's okay.
[16:50] Vigne
    But really, what should I—
[16:57] Gabriel
    What?! What's up?!
[16:58] Vigne
    C-C-Cockr...
[17:00] Gabriel
    Cockr...?
[17:01] Gabriel
    Ew! Gross! What is that?!
[17:03] Vigne
    You don't know about these things?!
[17:06] Vigne
    Humans live in constant fear
    of their very existence!
[17:10] Gabriel
    Whatever it is,
[17:12] Gabriel
    it's not doing whatever it wants in my room!
[17:15] Gabriel
    Go to Heaven!
[17:18] Gabriel
    It's fast!
[17:18] Vigne
    No! It's coming this way!
[17:21] Vigne
    No!
[17:25] Vigne
    Stay away!
[17:27] Gabriel
    Wait—
[17:33] Gabriel
    Well, you certainly cleaned it up nicely.
[17:36] Vigne
    I tried acting more demonic
    by causing trouble for others.
[17:40] Gabriel
    That's not getting you off the hook.
SIGN    Math I
[17:46] Raphiel narration
    I had so looked forward
    to living in the human world.
[17:50] Raphiel narration
    But it turned out rather boring.
[17:52] Raphiel narration
    Isn't there anything amusing here?
[17:54] Satania
    Hey, cut it out!
[17:57] Satania
    Let go!
[17:59] Satania
    You're always taking my melon bread!
    It's my favorite!
SIGN    Melon Bread
[18:04] Raphiel narration
    She's fighting a dog for food*?!
[18:04] Satania
    Let go!
[18:06] Raphiel narration
    Now, this looks amusing!
[18:10] Raphiel narration
    It's been so long
[18:11] Raphiel narration
    since I last felt*
    this shiver down my spine.
[18:15] Raphiel narration
    My instincts are telling me
[18:19] Raphiel narration
    that she will make a fantastic toy.
[18:23] Satania
    Come on! Bite me!
    And prepare to die like a dog!
[18:30] Satania
    Wait!
[18:32] Satania
    On second thought, let's talk it out.
[18:34] Satania
    You're too young to throw your life away.
[18:38] Raphiel narration
    Oh, God, thank you for this gift!
[18:41] Raphiel narration
    I shall guide her well.
[18:43] Satania
    Hey, I said stay away!
[18:46] Raphiel
    Excuse me.
[18:47] Satania
    Huh? Who're you?
[18:49] Raphiel
    Just a passing student.
[18:51] Raphiel
    So, how may I toy with you?
SIGN    (Toy with)
    Guide
[18:54] Satania
    Sorry, what'd you say?
[18:56] Raphiel
    Excuse me. Freudian slip.
[18:58] Raphiel
    Ahem. It seems to me that
    you're troubled by a fear of dogs.
[19:02] Satania
    I-I am not!
[19:05] Satania
    I was just about to put him in his place!
[19:09] Satania
    Listen well, dog!
[19:10] Satania
    I am Kurumizawa Satanichia McDowell.
[19:13] Satania
    One day, I shall rule over all.
[19:16] Satania
    Now, grovel at the feet
    of the Archdemon Satanichia!
[19:22] Satania
    You can grovel just fine from there!
[19:24] Raphiel
    Excuse me...
[19:26] Raphiel
    You may have to tell it in dog language.
[19:28] Satania
    Dog language?
[19:29] Raphiel
    If you imagine yourself
    as a dog and speak to him,
[19:32] Raphiel
    I'm sure your feelings will get through.
[19:37] Satania
    All right.
[19:40] Satania
    Woof!
[19:41] Satania
    Woof, woof!
[19:45] Raphiel
    It's working. You're getting through.
[19:47] Satania
    Woof, woof! Woof!
[19:55] Raphiel
    That was incredible.
[19:56] Satania
    How so?
[19:58] Satania
    It didn't get through at all.
[19:59] Raphiel
    The hilarity got through perfectly.
[20:02] Satania
    Hilarity?!
[20:04] Satania
    Forget it.
[20:05] Satania
    I'll take another street.
[20:06] Raphiel
    Are you sure?
[20:08] Satania
    What does it matter?
[20:09] Raphiel
    Are you sure you should run away?
[20:12] Satania
    What did you say?
[20:15] Raphiel
    I do apologize if I have offended you.
[20:18] Raphiel
    I simply wasn't sure
    if it was acceptable
[20:21] Raphiel
    for a mighty Archdemon
    to leave in defeat.
[20:24] Satania
    Run away? Me?
[20:27] Satania
    I am the Archdemon Satanichia.
[20:30] Satania
    The phrase "to run away"
    does not exist in my vocabulary!
[20:33] Satania
    I'll dispatch this mongrel
    with but one blow!
[20:39] Satania
    Take this!
[20:44] Satania
    He took it.
[20:46] Vigne
    Huh? Again?
[20:47] Gabriel
    How many times is that?
[20:49] Satania
    S-Some weirdo set me up this time!
[20:51] Raphiel
    Might you mean me?
[20:54] Satania
    Wh-What are you doing here?!
[20:56] Raphiel
    Well, you see,
    I'm in the next class over.
[21:00] Gabriel
    Oh, hey, Raphiel.
[21:02] Raphiel
    Hello, Gab-chan.
[21:04] Satania
    You know her?!
[21:05] Gabriel
    We were classmates at angel school.
[21:07] Satania
    What?! An angel?!
[21:10] Vigne
    She looks really nice.
[21:12] Satania
    She's not nice at all!
[21:14] Satania
    Heaven's crazy for even thinking
    about letting her run wild!
[21:17] Vigne
    Really?
[21:18] Raphiel
    Gab-chan, your slovenly cuteness
    is next to godliness today, too.
[21:22] Gabriel
    Don't push your boobs on me.
[21:24] Raphiel
    Okay, then I'll rest them on you.
[21:26] Gabriel
    I'll end you.
[21:28] Vigne narration
    She doesn't look as strange
    as Satania claims.
[21:34] Vigne narration
    Maybe we could be friends.
[21:36] Vigne
    Raphiel-san, I'm—
[21:38] Raphiel
    Oh, I almost forgot.
SIGN    Melon Bread
[21:40] Raphiel
    I bought this.
[21:42] Satania
    Th-That's...
[21:43] Raphiel
    I'd like to offer it to you, Satania-san.
[21:46] Satania
    Really?!
[21:47] Satania
    For an angel, you're pretty okay.
[21:50] Satania
    I accept your offer.
[21:51] Raphiel
    How wonderful! Then...
[21:54] Raphiel
    I'll give it to you if you get on all fours
    and lick my foot like a dog.
[21:58] Satania
    What are you saying?!
[21:59] Raphiel
    Why, it's a talent of yours, isn't it?
[22:02] Raphiel
    Acting like a dog.
[22:03] Satania
    It is not!
[22:06] Gabriel
    Gonna talk to her?
[22:07] Satania
    What is up with you?!
[22:07] Vigne
    Let me think about it.