4 - Itchy

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SIGN    Episode 4: Itchy
[00:18] Bagel
    What's wrong, Donyatsu?
    You're being pretty noisy.
[00:21] Donyatsu
    I'm itching somewhere,
    but I don't know where.
[00:25] Bagel
    What does that even mean?
[00:27] Donyatsu
    I don't know where I'm itching!
[00:29] Donyatsu
    I don't know where I'm itching!
[00:31] Bagel
    Just calm down.
SIGN    Pow! Whack!
SIGN    Try to remember where you were itching.
[00:35] Kumacaron
    "Why, you!"
[00:35] Donyatsu
    Let's see.
[00:37] Donyatsu
    My tail? Or under my armpit?
[00:39] Donyatsu
    Or maybe it was in my tummy.
[00:40] Kumacaron
    "What power! Take my special move!"
[00:43] Bagel
    Dude, Kumacaron, quit it!
[00:46] Kumacaron
    Sorry.
[00:47] Donyatsu
    Not here, not there...
[00:50] Bagel
    Oh, yeah. Donyatsu,
    what about your paw pads?
[00:53] Donyatsu
    My paw pads?
[00:56] Donyatsu
    No, that's not it.
[00:58] Donyatsu
    That's not it!
[00:59] Donyatsu
    My itch ran away!
[01:00] Donyatsu
    My itch ran away!
[01:02] Kumacaron
    "Damn, to think I'd be the
    one to become dead weight."
[01:02] Kumacaron
    Where did it go? Where did my itch go?
SIGN    Whoosh
[01:07] ---
    Bam! Whoosh!
[01:10] Bagel
    I told you to stop, dammit!
[01:11] Bagel
    Why do keep reading out loud?
[01:14] Kumacaron
    Sorry, I can't get it through
    my head unless I read out loud.
[01:18] Donyatsu
    It's my head!
[01:21] Donyatsu
    That feels so good.
[01:23] Bagel
    Good for you, I guess.
[01:26] Kumacaron
    Pow! "Bastard!"
[01:28] ---