9 - Building Nine: For the Love of Pranks?!

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SIGN    Building Nine: For the Love of Pranks?!
[00:06] Uzuki
    Haruki!
[00:10] Haruki
    Huh? You're not going to do anything?
[00:12] Uzuki
    Like what?
[00:13] Haruki
    I mean, usually you...
[00:14] Satsuki
    Uzuki?
[00:16] Satsuki
    What's the matter?
[00:17] Uzuki
    N-Nothing! Uh, it's almost dinner time!
[00:22] Yayoi
    Huh? You're in my spot.
[00:25] Uzuki
    I thought it would be nice to sit
    somewhere different for once.
[00:28] Yayoi
    Well, once in a while is fine.
[00:30] Haruki
    Wait a second.
[00:31] Haruki
    With her here, it's the perfect set-up
    for her to pull something during dinner!
[00:35] Uzuki
    This looks tasty!
[00:37] Haruki
    Don't tell me she already did
    something to this fried rice?!
[00:43] Haruki
    I'm sure she's pulled some sort of prank!
[00:45] (Flashback) Uzuki
    Tabasco! Wasabi!
[00:49] Mutsuki
    You're not going to eat?
[00:51] Haruki
    It's not that. I was just admiring
     how delicious it looks.
[00:53] ---
    Worry not!
[00:55] Mutsuki
    I see.
[00:57] ---
    Be sure to eat every bite.
[01:01] Haruki
    Damn it! I'll just have to brace myself.
[01:05] Haruki
    There's nothing wrong with it!
[01:08] Haruki
    Then what's she planning?
[01:11] Uzuki
    Haruki, there's some rice
     stuck to your face.
[01:14] Haruki
    Oh, yeah?
[01:19] Haruki
    In the end, we finished dinner
    with nothing happening.
[01:23] Haruki
    Uzuki! What are you doing here?
[01:25] Uzuki
    Um... Um, Haruki?
[01:28] ---
    How about we read a picture book together?
[01:31] Haruki
    I get it.
[01:33] ---
    As your brother,
[01:34] ---
    I'm prepared to accept any sort
    of prank you have up your sleeve.
[01:41] Uzuki
    Haruki! Hurry up and read!
[01:43] Haruki
    S-Sure.
[01:44] Haruki
    Actually, aren't you in third grade now?
[01:47] Haruki
    You can at least read a
    picture book on your own.
[01:49] Uzuki
    But I want to have you all to myself.
[01:54] Uzuki
    Haruki, thank you! I love you!
[01:58] Haruki
    I didn't think she hated me,
    but love? Really?
SIGN    ker-chak
[02:04] Haruki
    You've got it wrong! I'm not into any
    sisters, nor do I have a lolita complex!
[02:07] Haruki
    I just thought, as her older brother,
[02:08] ---
    I should make an effort to get along—
[02:08] Satsuki
    Haruki, come here a sec?
[02:11] Eiko
    I love you, big brother!
[02:14] Eiko
    Just kidding!
[02:15] ---
    That was a lie! How was that for
    a prank! Surprised? Surprised?
[02:18] Brother
    Wh-Why you!
[02:20] Satsuki
    I watched this anime with Uzuki yesterday.
[02:23] Satsuki
    She probably acted like she
    did today because of this.
[02:26] Satsuki
    Are you disappointed?
[02:27] Haruki
    No. I'm extremely relieved.
[02:32] Uzuki
    Good morning!
[02:34] Uzuki
    Haruki! Everything yesterday was a prank!
[02:38] Uzuki
    Did you really think I loved you?
[02:41] Haruki
    Yeah. You really had me going.
[02:43] Uzuki
    Yay!
[02:46] Haruki
    But in that anime,
[02:48] Haruki
    the little sister really
    did like her brother,
[02:49] ---
    and just couldn't be honest
    about her feelings.
[02:52] Haruki
    No way, right?
[03:25] Haruki
    Building Ten: Mutsuki's Request?!
[03:27] Mutsuki
    Kiss...
[03:28] ---