2 - Building Two: The Twins' Homework

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SIGN    You have a very nice family. But what exactly is your brother fighting with? What is this dark god?
SIGN    Building Two: The Twins' Homework
[00:08] creepy voice
    Delivery!
[00:09] Girl voice
    Honey!
[00:11] Haruki
    I'm playing a horror game when...
[00:12] Haruki
    ...I notice someone!
[00:23] Yayoi
    Someone's peeping?! Don't tell me... Haruki?
[00:25] Yayoi
    Hey, you!
[00:26] Yayoi
    Huh? Uzuki? Satsuki?
[00:28] Yayoi
    What are you doing?
[00:30] Yayoi
    What's this?
SIGN    My older sister Yayoi's bras are padded.
    Just kidding. Actually, she likes pink.
     She has lots of pink underwear.
[00:32] Yayoi
    "My older sister Yayoi's bras are padded."
[00:37] Yayoi
    You brats!
[00:38] ---
    What do you think you're writing?!
[00:40] Mutsuki
    Yayoi, what's all the commotion about?
[00:42] Yayoi
    Mutsuki, Uzuki and Satsuki—
SIGN    whap
[00:45] Uzuki
    We were doing our homework!
[00:47] Satsuki
    Homework.
[00:48] Uzuki
    The assignment is to write about your family.
[00:51] Satsuki
    So, we were observing you.
[00:53] Haruki
    I hope you weren't making stuff up about us.
[00:56] Uzuki
    We're still thinking up ideas!
[00:57] Satsuki
    Ideas.
[00:58] Yayoi
    You shouldn't be going out of your way
     to try to make it amusing.
[01:02] Mutsuki
    Do your homework properly.
[01:04] Uzuki
    Got it!
[01:08] Uzuki
    We'll write what we say out loud.
[01:10] Satsuki
    Listen.
[01:11] Mutsuki
    Sure.
[01:12] Uzuki
    Let's see.
[01:14] Uzuki
    My older brother Haruki is the
    only one of us who's a boy.
[01:19] Uzuki
    He's a gamer nerd, not athletic at all,
     and scared of everything—
[01:22] Haruki
    Stop right there!
[01:24] Haruki
    Write about the things that make me cool!
[01:26] Uzuki
    The things that make you cool?
[01:28] Haruki
    The dark god sealed in my
    right hand is tingling!
[01:31] Haruki
    Don't think I'll let you revive on my watch!
[01:33] Uzuki
    That's the kind of thing
    Haruki sometimes yells.
[01:36] Uzuki
    He says he's fighting to save
    the world and I think he's cool.
[01:38] Haruki
    Cut it out!
[01:42] Uzuki
    Next is my big sister, Yayoi!
[01:44] Uzuki
    She's really good at sports,
    and she's the ace of the basketball club.
[01:48] Haruki
    But she is a violent woman.
[01:51] Haruki
    I think it's wrong for her to get
     so violent with Haruki all the time.
[01:56] Haruki
    But I'm sure that's just
    her way of showing her love.
[01:59] Haruki
    She seems heartless until you get to know her!
[02:02] ---
    She should be more honest—
[02:04] Uzuki
    They both get along very well.
SIGN    Boing
[02:08] Uzuki
    Last is my biggest sister, Mutsuki.
SIGN    Squeeze
SIGN    Boing
[02:11] Yayoi
    She's so overly perfect that,
    as a woman, I envy her.
[02:15] Uzuki
    Mutsuki is scary sometimes,
    but she's always nice.
[02:19] Uzuki
    She's good at cooking and studying
     and sports, so I really look up to her.
[02:23] Uzuki
    I love everyone in my family.
[02:27] Uzuki
    I'm done!
[02:28] Satsuki
    Me, too.
[02:31] Uzuki
    I'm home!
[02:33] Satsuki
    Home.
[02:34] Uzuki
    Our teacher gave us gold stars on our homework!
[02:36] Satsuki
    Homework.
[02:37] Haruki
    Yeah? Good for you.
[02:41] Haruki
    "You have a very nice family,
[02:43] ---
    but what exactly is your
    brother fighting with?
[02:47] ---
    What is this dark god?"
[02:48] Uzuki
    I forgot to erase it.
[02:50] Satsuki
    You were very popular in our class.
[03:25] Mutsuki
    This is Mutsuki Nakano.
[03:26] Haruhi
    Building Three: Mutsuki's True Colors.
[03:28] Mutsuki
    Please watch us!