1 - Building One: The Yumeno Apartments

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SIGN    1 Building One: The Yumeno Apartments
SIGN    It's morning!
[00:13] Haruki
    No good. I fell asleep under
    the kotatsu while studying.
SIGN    Meow!
[00:18] Haruki
    Jeez, you too, Yayoi?
[00:20] Haruki
    It's morning, wake up.
    You'll be late for school.
[00:26] Uzuki
    I need to pee.
[00:27] Satsuki
    Me, too.
[00:29] Haruki
    Oh, Uzuki, Satsuki.
    Help me wake up Yayoi.
[00:33] Uzuki
    Don't tell me! Haruki, are you stuck?
SIGN    Bam
[00:38] Uzuki
    Now's our chance, Satsuki.
    We can tease Haruki as much as we want!
[00:42] Satsuki
    Understood, Uzuki.
[00:53] Yayoi
    You know what?!
[00:54] Haruhi
    You're up, Yayo...i?
[00:57] Yayoi
    Where do you think you're
    touching, stupid Haru-perv?!
[00:59] Haruki
    Hurry up and fix that habit of
    reacting to everything right away!
[01:01] Yayoi
    Seeing you so close, as soon as
    I wake up, is bad for my heart!
[01:04] Haruki
    You're the one that grabbed on to me!
[01:04] Uzuki
    Yay! Fight! Fight!
[01:06] Yayoi
    No way! That's gross!
[01:06] Satsuki
    Yay.
[01:07] Haruki
    Well, excuse me.
[01:09] Mutsuki
    Listen to how loud you two are!
[01:11] ---
    You'll bother the neighbors.
[01:13] Mutsuki
    Do you want me to take away your breakfast?
[01:16] ---
    And to think, you used to get along so well.
[01:18] Yayoi
    But, Mutsuki! He—
[01:20] Haruki
    She—
[01:21] Uzuki
    They were hugging, and doing something really
[01:23] ---
    intense together, first thing in the morning.
[01:27] both
    No!
[01:28] Mutsuki
    That explanation will only
    create misunderstandings.
[01:32] ---
    You had better not repeat it anywhere else.
[01:35] Mutsuki
    And you two, hurry and get ready.
[01:38] Mutsuki
    Should I tell our mother, who's overseas,
[01:41] ---
    that you're to have no
    allowance for the month?
[01:45] both
    Wait, dear sister!
[01:49] Haruki
    Jeez, what a terrible little sister.
[01:50] ---
    This is what I get for staying
    up all night helping her study?
[01:55] Uzuki
    I was here first! Move!
[01:57] Haruki
    Wait! Hey! You can use it after me.
[01:59] Uzuki
    No! I don't wanna!
    Haruki, you're so stingy!
[02:02] Haruki
    Fine, I get it. You can use it first.
[02:06] Uzuki
    Neck grab!
[02:08] Haruki
    Get off me!
[02:09] Uzuki
    Don't wanna! This is fun!
[02:10] Satsuki
    Uzuki is in trouble!
[02:12] ---
    I will come to her aid!
[02:14] ---
    There!
[02:15] Haruki
    You're heavy! My back! My back!
[02:18] Uzuki
    Do your best, Haruki!
[02:19] Satuski
    You don't exercise enough.
[02:21] Uzuki
    We're off!
[02:22] Satsuki
    Off!
[02:24] Haruki
    Don't trip.
[02:25] Uzuki
    We're not that childish!
[02:27] Yayoi
    Hey, Haruki.
[02:29] Yayoi
    Hurry up and get out of the way.
[02:31] Haruki
    Yeah, yeah, my apologies, Lady Yayoi.
[02:36] Yayoi
    Your necktie's crooked,
    and your hair is all messy.
[02:39] Yayoi
    You are my brother, so you've
    got to get your act together.
[02:43] Yayoi
    If you just did that,
    you might just be a little cool.
[02:47] Haruki
    What'd you say?
[02:48] Yayoi
    Nothing!
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    What? You guys didn't leave?
[03:25] Uzuki
    I'm the star next week!
[03:27] Haruki
    Building 2: The Twins' Homework
[03:28] Uzuki
    Make sure you watch!
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