5 - Building Five: Satsuki's Anime Clock

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SIGN    Danchigai
SIGN    Building Five: Satsuki's Anime Clock
[00:12] guy
    I'm home.
[00:14] girl
    I've been waiting for you!
[00:15] guy
    Waiting for me?
[00:16] ---
    You mean right here, this whole time?
[00:18] girl
    Yup.
SIGN    Monthly Boys' Barrette
    Barrette
SIGN    Guy
SIGN    Center Color Super Popular! Miritaru!
[00:19] guy
    You wanted to read it that badly?
[00:21] guy
    Though this week's "D.C
    Guy" is getting exciting.
[00:26] guy
    Actually, I want to read
    it first, once in a while...
[00:28] guy
    Nevermind. You can read it first.
[00:32] girl
    I can read first?
[00:34] guy
    That's what I said.
[00:35] girl
    Yay!
[00:37] guy
    I know. Want to read it together?
[00:39] ---
    Then we'll both be first...
[00:41] girl
    Nope.
[00:41] guy
    Oh, uh... I guess you're
    pretty clear on that.
SIGN    Usagi-san
    and the Robot Turtle
[00:46] guy
    You don't need to read
    the manga, too, Uzuki?
[00:49] pink
    Nope. It's not for girls, so I don't get it.
[00:54] guy
    Why don't you grab the book and
    demand that she plays with you?
[00:58] pink
    You're such a child, Haruki.
[01:00] guy
    What'd you say?
SIGN    Snap
[01:01] pink
    You know,
[01:02] pink
    my teacher said I shouldn't do
    bad things to other people.
[01:07] guy
    Right. I'm sorry. I got it...
[01:10] guy
    So could you stop doing
    bad things to me, too?
[01:12] pink
    Nope. It's funny, so I can
    do this to you, Haruki.
[01:16] guy
    Oh, really? That makes me sad.
[01:19] girl
    "D.C Guy" was amazing.
[01:21] guy
    I see. And the anime's first
    episode is airing tonight...
[01:22] pink
    Now that you're done
    reading, let's go outside!
[01:24] ---
    Outside!
[01:25] guy
    You're done with me now
    that you've finished reading?
[01:27] ---
    At least take these things out of my hair!
[01:33] pink
    I'm home!
[01:34] girl
    Home!
SIGN    Pretty Magical Girl Echo!
[01:36] tv
    Anime, "Pretty Magical Girl
    Echo!" is about to start!
[01:40] girl
    Pretty!
[01:41] guy
    Hey. You should be a little
    further back while you're watching that.
[01:45] girl
    It's no use saying anything to Satsuki
    once she's concentrating on something.
[01:48] guy
    Yayoi.
[01:49] pink
    Satsuki's amazing!
SIGN    To everyone watching anime! Make sure the room is brightly lit, and that you aren't too close to the screen <3
[01:51] pink
    She knows when an anime's about
    to come on even without a watch.
[01:54] girl
    Go, Pretty Horse!
[01:57] girl
    Pretty Rising Thrust!
SIGN    Please Watch Again
[02:01] tv
    That ends today's episode!
    Please watch again!
[02:05] girl
    It's over.
[02:06] pink
    Is the anime over?
[02:06] guy
    Now, finally what I've been
    waiting for... "D.C Guy"!
[02:08] ---
    Then let's go play house until dinner.
[02:10] girl
    'Kay.
[02:11] guy
    Uh, hey!
[02:12] tv
    Next up is the new show,
    "D.C Guy." Make sure to watch!
[02:12] bg
    
[02:14] ---
    Weren't you looking forward to "D.C Guy"?
[02:16] girl
    You know... Satsuki likes her anime, but...
[02:20] pink
    I'm home.
[02:21] girl
    She likes Uzuki even more.
[02:24] pink
    I think Haruki was saying something,
    but you sure you it wasn't important?
[02:28] girl
    Yup. My promise with you
    is more important, Uzuki.
[02:32] pink
    I see.
[02:36] girl
    D.C Guy!
[02:38] guy
    She's watched it three times now.
[02:41] guy
    I'm surprised she's not tired of it,
[02:42] ---
    but even more surprised she was able to
    restrain herself from watching it in real time.
[02:46] guy
    It doesn't bug you that
    she's not playing with you?
[02:47] pink
    Nope. Satsuki doesn't do
    things that I don't like.
[02:52] girl
    Take that!
[03:25] girl
    Help me with my homework!
SIGN    Building Six: The Siblings' Multiplication
[03:26] guy
    Building Six: "The Siblings'
    Multiplication."
[03:27] girl
    I don't get it!
[03:30] ---