5 - I've Got So Many Kids

Source: Crunchyroll
Translator:
Editor:
Timer:
QC:
(Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.)
[00:17] Mana
    That was a close one.
[00:18] Mana
    But good job, Itsuki!
[00:20] Mana
    Now offer the Star Ward!
[00:22] I
    We've finally reached the quarter-way mark.
[00:25] Mana
    Ahem.
[00:26] Mana
    Our next foes lie deeper in the labyrinth.
[00:30] I
    Does that mean...
[00:31] Mana
    The deeper you go, the more concentrated
    and evil the Impurities become.
[00:35] I
    That's not good...
[00:40] V
    Visitor-sama!
[00:41] I
    Again?
[00:42] Mana
    What an unsettling roar.
[00:44] I
    You still haven't figured
    out what's causing it?
[00:47] Mana
    Sorry.
[00:48] Mana
    But no matter what they are,
[00:50] Mana
    you have no chance of winning unless you
    increase the number of Star Children!
[00:54] I
    I know that, but we've been
    fighting all this time
[00:57] ---
    and I haven't had the time to see them.
[01:00] Mana
    I'm well aware.
[01:02] Mana
    That's why I have prepared a special event,
[01:04] Mana
    which will close the distance
    between you and the maidens!
[01:08] I
    That's not possible.
[01:09] Mana
    A summer fling!
[01:11] Mana
    If you're on a resort vacation,
    you can do it any time, any place!
[01:14] Mana
    Anything goes, just do it!
[01:17] Mana
    Attention, passengers.
[01:19] Mana
    It's my treat today.
[01:22] Mana
    Enjoy to your heart's content!
[01:26] All
    Yes!
[01:27] F
    Yay!
[01:28] A
    Oh, Mana.
[01:30] I
    I never realized you were
     such a good person.
[01:33] Mana
    Of course not!
     This is all for the Love Rituals!
[01:37] Mana
    I bet you're so happy now!
[01:38] Mana
    Twelve half-naked maidens will
    be cheerfully playing with you!
[01:43] I
    Huh?
[01:44] Mana
    You imbecile!
[01:45] Mana
    You still don't get it?
[01:46] Mana
    It's for a summer fling!
[01:48] Mana
    In Sola, you're obviously going
    to the beach for a summer fling!
[01:51] Mana
    Get a taste of the raunchy sense of
    freedom under the sun with the maidens!
[03:27] M
    Mana even prepared swimsuits for all of us!
[03:32] I
    Really? That's great.
[03:34] S
    Hey, cute babes!
[03:37] S
    Oh, it's you, Lillith!
[03:39] S
    What a coincidence.
[03:40] S
    I'm heading to the beach,
    too, for a photo shoot.
[03:44] V
    Are that guy's clothes torn up?
[03:46] C
    He's creepy.
[03:48] CC
    He looks weak.
[03:49] G
    I can beat him in one blow!
[03:52] I
    Who's that?
[03:52] Mana
    You don't know?
[03:54] Mana
    He's Seiya, the idol of the academy.
[03:55] Mana
    A stud who's popular with girls!
[03:57] M
    He's so persistent!
[04:00] M
    Seiya approaches us maidens
    one after another.
[04:04] M
    I wonder if he's a stalker
    obsessed with maidens.
[04:07] F
    Yeah, he used to drink at the bar
     where I work every single night.
[04:11] M
    He was following me around before that,
[04:13] M
    and his target now is Lillith.
[04:15] I
    Really?
[04:17] L
    He's not a bad person, though...
[04:19] I
    Why do you say that?
[04:21] L
    It's like this.
[04:23] L
    He's a playboy by birth.
[04:25] L
    His personality makes him want to pursue
    maidens who would never fall for him.
[04:30] L
    We can only wait until he gives up.
[04:34] M
    But how did he find out
    we're going to the beach?
[04:37] I
    What's the matter?
[04:38] M
    N-Nothing.
[04:43] M
    Sorry, everyone!
[04:56] C
    There you go!
[05:13] Mana
    Itsuki, how do you like the
    swimsuits I prepared?
[05:18] Mana
    They're so revealing that you
    can't resist them, can you?
[05:21] Mana
    I can tell how excited you are
    by looking at your pocky stick!
[05:24] I
    Why, you... Mine is super thick!
[05:32] I
    We came all the way to the beach.
    Aren't you going to swim?
[05:34] L
    My fortune today said to avoid water...
[05:38] I
    Can I sit beside you?
[05:40] L
    You can't!
[05:41] L
    Please go see everyone else.
[05:42] Alfie
    Raise your head!
[05:44] Alfie
    Swing your arms!
[05:46] Alfie
    Run faster!
[05:48] I
    His photo shoot was selfies?
[05:51] L
    He's a genuine narcissist.
[05:54] I
    You don't have to defend his behavior.
[05:56] L
    No, it's all from my fortune-telling
[06:00] (Flashback) L
    Um... What would you like to know?
[06:03] (Flashback) S
    My fated partner, who's waiting for me.
[06:06] (Flashback) L
    Huh? Uh...
[06:08] (Flashback) S
    I already know that the
    maidens have to be virgins.
[06:12] (Flashback) S
    But that just means they
    have to remain pure, right?
[06:15] (Flashback) S
    Even if they have important duties,
    they should be free to fall in love.
[06:20] L
    He's the biggest narcissist
    and playboy in this world,
[06:23] L
    so no one can stop him.
[06:26] I
    What? How can that be?
[06:29] L
    Are you saying that my
    fortune-telling is a sham?!
[06:34] I
    No, that's not what I meant...
[06:37] L
    You're so mean!
[06:39] I
    No way! I'm sorry!
[06:42] L
    Hey, you bastard!
[06:45] L
    What the hell did you do to Lillith?
[06:47] I
    Who are you?
[06:48] L
    I'm Lillie!
[06:49] L
    My chest hurts, and I'm tearing up!
[06:53] L
    What the heck did you do?!
[06:54] I
    I was just saying maybe she shouldn't
    believe too much in fortune-telling...
[06:58] L
    That's unforgivable!
[06:59] L
    Are you mocking her?
[07:00] I
    Come on, it's just fortune-telling.
[07:02] L
    Just fortune-telling?
[07:03] L
    Are you crazy?
[07:05] L
    Lillith's fortune-telling is absolute!
[07:07] L
    It's never been wrong before!
[07:10] I
    That's not possible.
[07:12] L
    Then tell me when, where, and at what
    exact time did she get it wrong?
[07:17] L
    Huh? Cat got your tongue?
[07:20] I
    Listen...
[07:21] I
    Sorry, but I don't believe
    in fortune-telling and stuff.
[07:26] L
    You fool!
[07:27] L
    Say that after you see it for yourself!
[07:31] L
    You nitwit!
[07:32] L
    Lillith, tell this stupid Visitor's fortune,
     and show him who's the boss!
[07:38] L
    Ready?
[07:40] L
    Th-That hurts.
[07:42] I
    Are you all right?
[07:43] L
    Was Lillie-chan angry?
[07:46] I
    Yeah, she told me to decide whether
    or not to believe in fortune-telling
[07:49] I
    after you tell my fortune.
[07:52] L
    I would like to ask you to try as well.
[07:55] L
    Then you should understand...
[07:58] I
    All right.
[08:00] I
    If that satisfies the two of you.
[08:03] L
    Okay, please allow me.
[08:13] L
    Huh?
[08:14] I
    Lillith? What's wrong?
[08:16] L
    I-I'm sorry!
[08:18] I
    What did you see?
[08:20] L
    Well, uh... um...
[08:26] L
    Actually, my fortune-telling
    is a sham. That's fine.
[08:33] L
    I'm sorry.
[08:34] L
    I can't possibly...
[08:41] S
    Hey, what are those two arguing about?
[08:45] Mana
    Who knows? I have no idea.
[08:48] S
    I'll reward you well for this.
[08:51] Mana
    Grin!
[08:52] L
    Did you put Lillith in a tight spot again?
[08:54] I
    That wasn't my intention...
[08:56] I
    I just had her read my
    fortune, as you instructed.
[08:58] L
    So what was it?
[09:00] L
    The result of her fortune-telling!
[09:03] L
    Don't tell me you believed her?!
[09:07] I
    But...
[09:08] Mana
    Whisper, whisper.
[09:09] S
    A lover's quarrel?
[09:10] S
    That's cute.
[09:12] Mana
    So you'll give me what you promised?
[09:13] S
    Yes. Well done.
[09:15] Mana
    Yay!
[09:20] I
    What is it?
[09:21] L
    Shut up! Keep quiet!
[09:24] L
    So that's what happened.
[09:25] L
    Hey, Visitor. Are you ready?
[09:29] I
    Ready for what?
[09:30] L
    You're so dumb!
[09:32] L
    I'll tell you what Lillith couldn't tell you.
[09:35] L
    You'll die at this rate!
[09:38] I
    Where did that come from?
[09:40] L
    She saw the seal of death on you.
[09:41] L
    It'll happen in the near future, too.
[09:44] I
    I see.
[09:44] L
    Hey, are you okay with that?
[09:47] L
    You still don't believe it?
[09:49] I
    There's nothing I can do if
    that's my fortune, right?
[09:52] I
    I mean, how am I supposed
    to react to that, anyway?
[09:55] L
    Then hurry and drop dead, you moron!
[09:58] L
    We gave you a proper warning, got it?
[10:01] I
    That's cruel...
[10:03] L
    That's my line!
[10:05] L
    Damn! I'm so frustrated!
[10:10] L
    That hurts...
[10:11] I
    How am I supposed to believe that?
[10:14] L
    Um... did she...
[10:16] I
    Yes, Lillie told me everything.
[10:18] I
    I'm sorry, but I still can't believe it.
[10:21] L
    But it's the truth...
[10:24] I
    Then when, where, and how am I going to die?
[10:27] I
    Your fortune-telling is absolute, right?
[10:29] I
    Then tell me.
[10:30] L
    Please don't say it like that.
[10:33] L
    A maiden's duty is to assist the Visitor.
[10:35] L
    Fortune-telling can predict the future,
[10:38] ---
    but it can also be used to avoid danger.
[10:41] L
    But you'll have to believe
    my fortune-telling first.
[10:48] L
    Please look over there!
[10:51] L
    I told you that it wasn't
    possible to stop him earlier,
[10:55] L
    but I can change his behavior using
    the results of my fortune-telling
[10:58] I
    You mean...
[10:59] L
    I can't let something happen
    to the maidens, so...
[11:03] L
    I sent his mortal weakness
    over there, just in case.
[11:06] Mana
    Madam Tokugawa-sensei's technique
[11:09] ---
    that will make anyone climax
    with just the tip of a finger!
[11:12] Mana
    This is Mana's Touch!
[11:18] Mana
    Finishing blow: Mana's Touch!
[11:25] Mana
    The fun has just begun!
[11:30] S
    If you touch there...
[11:32] S
    But it feels so good...
[11:33] S
    Don't stop!
[11:37] Mana
    I made a helpless thing climax again.
[11:40] L
    I'm sure Seiya-san won't be
    bothering anyone for quite some time.
[11:45] I
    You really managed to change fate...
[11:48] L
    Itsuki-san, do you still not
    believe my fortune-telling?
[11:52] I
    I'm sorry about before.
    I'll believe you and Lillie.
[11:56] I
    No, I'm starting to want to believe you.
[11:58] L
    Then...
[11:59] I
    Yes, please.
[12:06] I
    Are you all right?
[12:07] L
    Uh... um...
[12:10] L
    I'll leave the rest to Lillie-chan!
[12:15] I
    Wait a second...
[12:17] I
    This is all too sudden!
[12:19] I
    What happened?
[12:20] L
    Apparently, your life will be spared
    if we make a Star Child now.
[12:25] I
    Is that right?
[12:26] I
    But are you sure about this?
[12:28] L
    Lillith's fortune-telling is absolute.
[12:30] L
    And... you believe in us, right?
[12:35] I
    Yes. Then you'll have my child?
[12:41] Lillie
    I've got no choice.
[12:41] Lillith
    I'll do my best.
[12:51] G
    I can't hold on any longer! I give up!
[12:54] Alfie
    If any one of you falls, you all get punished!
[12:57] C
    This is too cruel!
[12:59] P
    She's a demon.
[13:00] Alfie
    You over there! Focus harder
    if you have the energy to chat!
[13:05] I
    Are you all training hard?
[13:09] All
    Visitor-sama!
[13:10] Alfie
    Itsuki! Oh, you!
[13:14] Alfie
    You could've told me you were coming!
[13:16] Both
    Stare...
[13:20] Alfie
    Um...
[13:22] Alfie
    If you'd like...
[13:23] Alfie
    I knew you might come,
[13:25] ---
    so I ordered some from
    "The Cafe with Great Red Tea!"
[13:28] I
    Okay, then...
[13:31] I
    It's great!
[13:33] Mana
    If you've never experienced this
    great taste and aroma before,
SIGN    Hello, Good-Bye
SIGN    "Check the official website for details!"
[13:35] Mana
    check our website!
[13:37] Alfie
    I'm glad you liked it!
[13:39] Alfie
    Huh?
[13:43] I
    Damn, he's after Arie next?
[13:46] I
    Hey, Seiya! Enough is enough!
[13:48] A
    He's so hot!
[13:50] S
    Darn, he found me.
[13:54] I
    Are you all right, Arie?
[13:56] A
    I-I'm not Arie!
[13:59] A
    You've mistaken me for someone else!
[14:00] I
    What?
[14:02] I
    Wait, Seiya!
[14:07] A
    How did he know it was me?
[14:10] A
    I put on a disguise!
[14:12] Man
    Welcome.
[14:13] A
    Is the item I ordered finished?
[14:15] Man
    Yes. Sorry to keep you waiting.
[14:17] Man
    It sure was a lot of work!
[14:20] A
    The beauty of the steel!
[14:22] A
    Its dark reflection reminds me of a jewel!
[14:25] Man
    There's only one blacksmith remaining in
    Granvania who can polish steel like that.
[14:30] Man
    But why did you want such
    an old-fashioned weapon?
[14:33] A
    We maidens cannot fight,
[14:37] A
    so I at least want to be close
    to Itsuki-san in spirit,
[14:40] ---
    with this naginata by my side.
[14:44] Man
    If only I could find a wife
    who was like you, Arie!
[14:47] A
    Oh, you don't really mean that.
[14:49] A
    Oh, no! The kids will
    return to the church soon.
[15:08] A
    Welcome, my cute Naginata-chan.
[15:18] A
    Lord, thank you for protecting
    Itsuki-san again today.
[15:25] A
    Who is it?
[15:27] S
    Can I hide here?
[15:32] A
    The Lord says to love your enemies
[15:35] ---
    and pray for those who persecute you.
[15:39] S
    That's a relief.
[15:42] A
    Is something troubling you?
[15:45] A
    I can hear you out, if you don't mind.
[15:49] A
    I see.
[15:51] A
    Love is patient, love is kind.
[15:55] A
    I hope the love within you
    comes to fruition one day.
[15:58] S
    Thank you!
[16:00] S
    It was so painful not being
    able to tell anyone!
[16:03] A
    It's all right.
[16:05] A
    But now that you've shared a secret with me,
[16:09] A
    I'll also have to share my secret with you.
[16:18] A
    Yes, please swing harder!
[16:22] S
    Like this?
[16:24] A
    No, harder!
[16:27] S
    Okay, then how about this?
[16:30] A
    Are you kidding?
[16:32] A
    Stop playing around
     and use a proper stance!
[16:34] S
    U-Um... Actually, this is really heavy.
[16:39] A
    You're so mean!
[16:40] A
    You're making Naginata-chan cry!
[16:46] A
    No! Help me!
[16:49] I
    Arie! Are you okay?
[16:51] I
    Seiya, you...
[16:53] I
    You scum!
[16:54] S
    No, no! It's not like that, Itsuki!
[16:57] I
    Shut up! Not another word!
[16:58] S
    There's a deep explanation to this!
    Deeper than the sea...
[17:00] I
    Shut up! No excuses!
[17:02] S
    Sea! I was showing her what to do
    when someone is drowning in the sea!
[17:02] A
    I'm so relieved.
[17:04] A
    Itsuki-san, wait!
[17:06] S
    S-See?
[17:07] A
    We're just playing around...
[17:10] I
    Arie, don't worry. I'll never let
    another soul know about this.
[17:15] I
    Even if you've lost your
    status as a maiden...
[17:19] Mana
    Don't worry, Itsuki!
[17:21] Mana
    She's still giving off the
    aroma of a fresh virgin!
[17:25] Mana
    In fact, she's still an innocent maiden
    who hasn't even kissed anyone before!
[17:30] I
    What exactly is going on, Arie?
[17:36] I
    What on earth is this?
[17:37] A
    It is creepy, isn't it?
[17:41] A
    It's fine. I knew you would react this way.
[17:44] I
    Awesome!
[17:45] I
    I'm surprised you were
    able to collect so many!
[17:50] A
    Uh, you have to point it down in a stance.
[17:54] A
    Hurry!
[17:56] I
    Like this?
[17:57] A
    Yes! Wonderful!
[17:59] A
    That pose makes the long spear
    glitter more than anything else!
[18:04] A
    Look! The aura at the spike
    is the proof that it's happy!
[18:07] A
    You really are the chosen Visitor!
[18:09] I
    R-Really?
[18:11] A
    Seiya-san!
[18:11] A
    Don't just stand there! Take a photo!
    We may never get a chance again!
[18:14] S
    Yeah, leave it to me!
[18:16] I
    What's your problem?
[18:18] A
    Itsuki-san, try this next.
[18:20] A
    It's my personal opinion,
[18:23] A
    but I think a bow is most erotic when
     the bowstring is stretched to its limit!
[18:27] A
    The tension it releases is out of this world!
[18:29] I
    Right...
[18:31] A
    So...
[18:36] S
    That's it!
[18:37] A
    You really are something else!
[18:40] A
    I'm not strong enough to pull that hard!
[18:43] A
    Did you hear that?
[18:45] A
    She's smiling in elation!
[18:49] I
    Uh, Arie... are we done?
[18:51] A
    Wait! Just a little more!
[18:53] I
    Seriously?
[18:54] S
    Good, Itsuki! Give me more!
[18:56] A
    Weapons really shine to their fullest
    when they're in the hands of
[19:01] A
    a truly great Visitor!
[19:03] A
    Don't worry, I know how you all feel.
[19:07] A
    You all want to be embraced
    by Itsuki, don't you?
[19:12] A
    But I'm sorry, can I be next?
[19:16] Mana
    Oh, Arie! You perv!
[19:18] A
    Oh, no! What am I thinking?
[19:22] I
    Um... Was that thing earlier...
[19:24] A
    Yes. I asked Seiya-san,
[19:27] A
    but he couldn't handle her at all.
[19:30] A
    Uh, what's that?
[19:32] A
    It's obviously the ceremonial
    weapon for weddings, a naginata.
[19:35] A
    When the time comes, I want
    her by my side for our...
[19:38] I
    Hey, I think you've got it all wrong.
[19:42] Mana
    Unfortunately, the real
    naginatas are like this.
[19:45] A
    No way!
[19:46] Mana
    There's also the Firearms
     and Swords Control Act...
[19:49] Mana
    You'd be arrested on sight for carrying
    something so dangerous in Sola!
[19:53] A
    What?
[19:54] A
    N-No way...
[19:56] A
    Then... I've done everything in vain?
[20:00] I
    But I'm a bit relieved.
[20:03] I
    Actually, I thought it was hard to
    approach you, since you were so serious.
[20:08] A
    Really?
[20:09] I
    But I wasn't expecting a hobby like this
     or a frivolous side of you.
[20:14] I
    I'm relieved.
[20:15] A
    Does that mean you...
[20:17] I
    Yes, I'm starting to like you a lot,
     including the fact
[20:20] ---
    that you're a weapon enthusiast.
[20:21] A
    Itsuki-san!
[20:23] I
    Don't cry.
[20:25] A
    But I'm so happy!
[20:27] I
    Then, can we...
[20:30] I
    Arie, will you have my child?
[20:33] A
    Of course!
[20:37] A
    It really makes you nervous
    when it's the real thing...
[20:42] I
    I'll wait for you inside.
[20:44] I
    Come in when you're mentally prepared.
[20:46] A
    Okay.
[20:48] A
    Perhaps Itsuki-san knew about
    my secret the whole time.
[20:57] I
    What?!
SIGN    I've Got So Many Kids
[22:43] A
    Thank you for waiting, Seiya-san.
[22:45] S
    Hi.
[22:46] S
    Did the Love Ritual go well after that?
[22:49] A
    Yes.
[22:51] S
    I'm so jealous.
[22:53] S
    But I got great photos thanks
    to you, so we're even.
[22:57] S
    Here you go.
[23:00] A
    That's so wonderful!
[23:01] A
    What about those?
[23:03] S
    They're from the trip. Wanna see?
[23:04] A
    Of course!
[23:06] S
    Aren't they great?
[23:07] A
    Yes.
[23:08] A
    Amazing poses!
[23:10] S
    Maybe I'll make an exception
    and let you see the best photo!
[23:16] Both
    So cute!
[23:26] Mana
    Seiya is actually after Itsuki?!
SIGN    Will You Have My Child BlehBleh!
[23:37] Mana
    Hoodlum.