4 - Please Have My Child!
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SIGN Secrets in the
Early Afternoon
[00:08] Mana
Early afternoon on a Sunday.
[00:09] Mana
Catherine, who came to the city
from the countryside not too long ago,
[00:14] Mana
was intensely and wildly swinging her hair.
[00:16] Mana
"Oh! Wonderful! Itsuki!"
[00:18] Mana
She reached her .
[00:21] Mana*
I met her at a playground.
[00:25] Mana
I was having trouble meeting my sales quota,
[00:28] ---
and I was sitting on the bench as usual.
[00:31] Mana
That's where I had the fateful encounter.
[00:34] Mana
We were attracted to each
other by primal instinct.
[00:38] Mana
We didn't need to wait before we became one.
[00:42] Mana
Before I realized, I was at her apartment...
SIGN Manager
[00:48] Mana
Don't worry, no one's watching.
SIGN Peasant Girl
[00:53] Mana
Sir! Please, no!
SIGN Governor
[00:55] Mana
It's all right, it's all right. Come closer!
[00:59] Mana
Oh, no!
SIGN Peasant Girl
SIGN *** Girl
SIGN Itsuki
SIGN Girl *** Student
SIGN Hot Wife
[01:08] Mana
Darling!
SIGN Female Warrior
[01:10] I
Hey, Mana!
[01:12] I
How long are you going to keep this up?
[01:14] Mana
Don't tell me you think the censors
will have a problem with this!
[01:18] Mana
It's just my imagination.
I won't let you complain!
[01:21] I
That's not the problem.
Why are all the women you?
[01:25] I
And I'm the partner?
[01:27] Mana
You don't want to role-play like this with me?
[01:30] Mana
Well?
[01:31] I
C-Cut it out!
[01:33] Mana
Itsuki! More role-play!
[01:34] I
Stay away! No!
[01:39] Mana
My plan was a success!
[01:44] I
That was close.
[01:46] A
Hello.
[01:50] A
Are you looking for something?
[01:53] I
No, I just happened to come
here... by coincidence.
[01:58] A
It's all right. The church welcomes you,
no matter who you are.
[02:03] I
Right, Arie is...
[02:05] (Flashback) A
I'm Arie.
[02:07] (Flashback) A
I'm the Maiden of Aries.
[02:09] (Flashback) A
I devote myself to the church.
[02:14] I
Uh, well... I also wanted to see you, Arie.
[02:18] A
Oh, you came all the way here to see me?
[02:22] A
That makes me so happy!
[02:24] Kids
Arie!
[02:26] Kid1
I can't figure out my homework!
[02:28] Kid2
I'm hungry!
[02:30] Kid3
Me, too! I want snacks!
[02:33] I
What? You have kids?
[02:35] A
Oh, no.
[02:36] A
I take care of the children here and
sometimes help them with their homework.
[02:40] Kid1
Arie-sensei.
[02:42] Kid2
Hurry, hurry!
[02:44] A
Hold on. We have a special guest...
[02:46] M
Please take care of them.
I'll come visit again.
[02:49] Mana
Good work, Itsuki!
[02:51] Mana
Looks like you're bonding well with Arie!
SIGN Master Pervert Baron's Short Story Erotic Novel Collection
[02:58] M
Are you done yet, Itsuki?
[03:00] I
Sorry, I'm in line, but...
[03:05] M
I'll wait for you outside.
[03:12] I
Ouch!
[03:15] I
I only got to buy these.
[03:24] I
W-Wait!
[03:32] I
I lost sight of her.
[03:37] Y
What should I do?
[03:38] Y
Why was I chosen to be a maiden, anyway?
[03:52] I
Was that girl's name Yuzuha?
[03:57] I
I wonder if she got to buy lunch.
[04:02] I
Ow!
[04:03] I
What was that?
[04:06] I
What do you want, Mana?
[04:08] Mana
I can tell everything that you're thinking!
[04:11] Mana
Master Pervert Baron's Short Story
Erotic Novel Collection Vol. 2!
[04:13] Mana
Just like in "Seductive Apartment
Housewife Under the Parasol,"
SIGN Master Pervert Baron's Short Story Erotic Novel Collection
[04:17] Mana
you're hoping for a hot housewife to show up
[04:19] Mana
with a plastic bag in one hand
and a parasol in the other!
[04:24] I
You were under this thing's influence?
[04:26] Mana
Stories written by my beloved
Master Pervert Baron
[04:29] Mana
may have slightly outdated settings for Sola,
but they should still be pretty useful!
[04:34] Mana
Which setting would be good with Arie?
[04:37] Mana
The pure adult type women like her
tend to be pretty protective...
[04:41] I
What? Really?
[04:43] Mana
I see you're starting to
get interested, you perv!
[04:46] Mana
But worry not!
[04:47] Mana
Master Pervert Baron's stories cover
a wide range of situations!
[04:51] Mana
Short story #18, "I'll Have Your Fig as
Thanks for the Present," might be useful!
[04:56] Mana
The story is... In order
to obtain her *** fig,
[05:01] Mana
the protagonist gives her a
present and she falls for him!
[05:04] Mana
Hurry, go see her and find out
what kind of present she wants!
[05:08] Mana
Go get Arie's *** fig!
[05:10] Mana
Where did you go?
[05:23] I
Oh, right...
[05:25] I
This...
[05:27] I
Don't worry. I just came
to bring you some bread.
[05:32] I
Here. It looked like you didn't get to
buy one because it was so crowded.
[05:37] Y
But...
[05:38] I
I just happened to buy two, so...
[05:41] ---
Here.
[05:43] Y
No filling...
[05:45] I
Sorry... I only got to buy these.
[05:48] Y
No, thanks.
[05:50] Y
I'm glad. Now I can erase it.
[05:54] M
Erase it?
[05:59] Y
You use it like this.
[06:01] M
I see.
[06:03] Y
Bread can be used as food or as an eraser.
[06:06] Y
It's very convenient.
[06:08] I
Then I'm glad there was no filling.
[06:11] Y
Yeah, lunch pack with no filling is my favorite.
[06:15] Y
Along with onigiri.
[06:18] I
I'm glad.
[06:20] I
You're smiling now.
[06:22] I
You seemed to be afraid of me.
[06:25] Y
Oh, I'm so sorry.
[06:28] I
You don't have to apologize.
[06:30] Y
I also completely forgot to greet you.
[06:34] Y
Well, um...
[06:37] Y
Once again, Yuzuha...
[06:40] Y
I'm Yuzuha!
[06:42] Y
Nice to meet you, onii-chan!
[06:44] I
O-Onii-chan?
[06:48] Mana
She said, "I'll pour some tea,"
[06:50] Mana
as she shook his tightly-clenched hands.
[06:53] Mana
She went to the kitchen.
[06:54] Mana
The water was boiling in the kettle.
[06:56] Mana
However...
[06:56] Mana
However, she was the one who was
all steamy and boiling inside.
[07:01] Mana
The uncontrollable boiling lust!
[07:03] Mana
"I can't hold it any longer!"
[07:04] Mana
"Come! Drink the hot tea I just made!"
[07:07] Mana
"Swallow it with your mouth!"
[07:14] Y
How is the tea?
[07:17] I
It's good.
[07:18] Y
I'm sorry.
[07:20] Y
I'm sure you didn't really
want to drink tea I made.
[07:26] I
That's not true! It's really good.
[07:29] I
Thank you, Yuzuha.
[07:30] Y
I'm sorry.
[07:33] I
You don't have to apologize.
[07:34] Y
No, that one was for calling you
"onii-chan" without permission.
[07:40] Y
I didn't know what else to call you.
[07:43] I
Don't worry. I was a bit surprised,
but you can call me whatever you want.
[07:47] Y
That's great. Thank you, onii-chan.
[07:52] I
So, what kind of painting
are you doing now?
[07:57] I
You like painting, right?
[07:58] Y
It's not that I like it. It's my job.
[08:02] I
It's your job?
[08:02] Y
Yes. So I go back and forth between
here and the academy every day.
[08:08] Y
I don't really want to go outside, but...
[08:12] I
You don't like being with other people?
[08:14] Y
Yes.
[08:15] Y
I kept myself confined even before
I was chosen to be a maiden.
[08:20] Y
When I sleep and dream, I'm always in a box.
[08:24] Y
That's where I feel the safest.
[08:27] I
D-Don't tell me... Is that
the box you're talking about?
[08:32] Y
Do you think it's weird?
[08:35] I
That's a coffin, right?
[08:37] Y
Yes.
[08:37] Y
I gave it a name so it'd be cuter.
SIGN Katrine
[08:41] Y
Katrine, the coffin.
[08:43] I
I-I see...
[08:45] I
But... don't you usually...
put corpses inside coffins?
[08:49] Y
It fits well for me.
[08:52] Y
I can sleep really peacefully
inside a coffin.
[08:55] Y
I dream a lot inside the coffin,
and travel to many different places.
[09:00] Y
My job is to paint the things
I see in my dreams.
[09:04] Y
I can't sell many of them, though.
[09:06] I
Is that why you don't go outside often?
[09:09] Y
Yes. I can see many things
without going outside.
[09:14] Y
Well, I saw, to be correct.
[09:18] I
What's wrong, Yuzuha?
[09:20] Y
I haven't actually had any dreams lately.
[09:25] Y
I might be out of ideas.
[09:29] Y
Maybe it's what they call a slump?
[09:31] Y
Will I have to give up on my job?
[09:39] I
Why don't we try going outside?
[09:43] I
You have to refresh your
mind every once in a while.
[09:45] Y
I don't want to go outside.
[09:49] I
I know! I'll go buy some more lunch packs.
[09:53] I
No filling, of course.
[09:55] I
So let's eat them together
tomorrow, at the park.
[09:59] I
There won't be many people in the park,
[10:01] I
and it's close by.
[10:02] I
Okay?
[10:03] Y
Onii-chan...
[10:09] I
Did I buy a bit too much?
[10:12] Mana
I thought you were going after Arie,
[10:14] Mana
but you're going after another girl?
[10:16] Mana
I expect no less from you after learning
about three***... I mean, the Double Love Ritual!
[10:20] Mana
You're a total perv!
[10:23] I
It's nothing like that.
[10:25] I
Don't get in my way today, all right?
[10:27] Mana
Oh! I see you're really
looking forward to this!
[10:30] Mana
You are the Master Pervert Baron!
[10:32] I
Enough with that something-master!
[10:35] I
Just go away, please!
[10:37] Mana
In that case, I'll enjoy
this as a peeping role-play!
[10:41] I
Hurry and go away!
[10:46] I
Shoo! Shoo!
[10:49] Y
Onii-chan!
[10:56] Y
I'm sorry for being late, onii-chan.
[11:01] Y
Thanks for waiting.
[11:06] Y
Onii-chan, the lunch pack you
bought for me is really good!
[11:10] I
T-That's good.
[11:13] I
So... why did you bring that here?
[11:16] I
It looks a bit different
from yesterday...
[11:18] Y
I'm impressed that you noticed!
[11:20] Y
I made cute decorations for today.
[11:24] Y
What do you think, onii-chan?
[11:26] I
How should I answer this... Well...
[11:29] I
It's very girly.
[11:31] Y
Correct!
[11:32] Y
You're amazing, onii-chan!
[11:34] Y
That was the design concept this time!
[11:37] I
What? I was correct?
[11:38] Y
Coffins are manly, so I thought it
would be cute if I made it more girly!
[11:43] I
I-I see...
[11:45] Y
I don't like talking, so I'm relieved
that I don't have to explain.
[11:51] Y
I wish everyone was like you, onii-chan.
[11:54] I
We're talking fine right now.
[11:57] Y
That's because you're onii-chan.
[12:00] Y
Why can I feel comfortable
talking with you?
[12:03] Y
I don't really know why.
[12:06] Mana
Damn you, Itsuki!
[12:07] Mana
When did you learn coffin role-play?
[12:09] Mana
You've become a high level
player in such a short time!
[12:12] I
Is there anything inside?
[12:15] I
It looked really heavy.
[12:18] Y
I brought painting materials!
[12:20] ---
Yeah, I see.
[12:21] Y
Coffins are convenient for trips, too.
[12:24] Y
You can sleep in them or use them as backpacks!
[12:28] I
Th-That's very convenient.
[12:30] Y
But I can't paint now,
even though I brought this with me.
[12:37] I
You didn't have a dream last night either?
[12:40] I
I see.
[12:41] I
But you know, you can paint even
if you didn't have a dream.
[12:44] I
Come on, take a look.
[12:48] I
Isn't it beautiful?
[12:52] Y
You're right!
[12:56] Y
What's wrong, onii-chan?
[12:59] I
N-Nothing!
[13:00] I
A-Anyway, let's take a walk over there.
[13:03] Y
Okay. I'll go anywhere with you.
[13:06] I
I'll carry it. It's heavy, right?
[13:09] Y
No, it's fine. I made it light
so it's easy to carry.
[13:13] Y
Also, I can give anything back in
return if you're kind to me.
[13:18] I
I don't need anything in return.
[13:20] Y
But...
[13:21] Kid
Hey, Mom, look at that.
[13:24] Mother
Don't look!
[13:26] Kid
But...
[13:27] Mother
Don't point at it!
[13:29] Mother
Come on, let's go!
[13:30] Kid
What is it doing?
[13:33] Y
Onii-chan, I'm leaving now.
[13:37] I
Wait, Yuzuha!
[13:38] Y
I should've stayed home.
[13:41] I
No, Yuzuha, they weren't talking about that!
[13:45] Y
No, I wouldn't have been so
embarrassed if I stayed home.
[13:50] I
Yuzuha!
[13:53] Mana
What's the matter?
[13:54] I
It's your fault! It's all your fault!
[13:57] Y
I'm sorry, onii-chan!
[14:01] Y
You were with me,
[14:04] ---
so they thought you were a weirdo, too!
[14:07] Y
I'm so sorry!
[14:10] I
Lord, I have hurt Yuzuha's feelings.
[14:16] I
What can I do for Yuzuha?
[14:24] A
I hear that Yuzuha has
been frail since birth.
[14:29] I
Is it an illness of sorts?
[14:31] A
Her condition is called
sleep sickness in this world.
[14:36] I
Sleep illness?
[14:38] A
Yes. She burns away her life
for the time that she sleeps.
[14:42] A
Whenever she sleeps, her life gets shorter.
[14:45] A
That's why those with the illness
do not live very long.
[14:50] I
How can that be?
[14:52] I
Is there a way to cure it?
[14:54] A
Unfortunately, no one has
any ideas for a treatment.
[14:59] A
Fortunately, there is no
pain in this illness.
[15:03] A
Death arrives during sleep, and they
will simply never wake up again.
[15:08] A
It may be the most peaceful
death you could ask for.
[15:12] A
Itsuki,
[15:13] ---
do you know why Yuzuha always
keeps the coffin with her?
[15:18] I
She said it makes her feel safe...
[15:20] A
She doesn't want to cause anyone
trouble when her life ends.
[15:25] A
I believe it represents
her mental preparation.
[15:31] A
I'm sure Yuzuha doesn't want to be
around people for the same reason.
[15:38] I
How can this happen?
[15:39] I
Yuzuha hasn't done anything to deserve this.
[15:41] I
Why...
[15:43] A
Itsuki, please give her your support.
[15:48] A
I don't think Yuzuha has
given up on life yet.
[15:53] A
I'm sure your presence would give her hope.
[16:01] I
What are you doing?
[16:02] Mana
You're back, Itsuki.
[16:04] Mana
I'm sorry about earlier...
[16:07] I
It's all right. What are you doing, anyway?
[16:10] Mana
I'm making a coffin as an apology.
[16:12] Mana
You can put this beside her coffin,
[16:14] ---
and it would be a double coffin
instead of a double bed!
[16:17] Mana
You can make up with her usingー
[16:18] I
Good work, Mana!
[16:20] I
Yuzuha, Yuzuha!
[16:22] I
You're in there, right?
[16:23] I
Open the door, please!
[16:27] I
Yuzuha, if you don't open it, I'll have to break
down this door. Are you fine with thatー
[16:32] Y
Don't do that.
[16:34] I
Yuzuha, let's go outside, now!
[16:36] Y
I'm sorry, I can't go with youー
[16:39] I
Take a look at this!
[16:42] I
It's Kanda-san, the coffin!
[16:44] I
Your Katrine's friend!
[16:46] I
Of course, I bought lunch packs, too!
[16:50] I
Don't worry. If you can't paint
because you can't dream,
[16:53] I
then see it with me instead!
[16:55] I
I'll show you the beautiful outdoors!
[16:58] I
I want to see it with you.
[17:00] I
I'll hold you, even if you fall down.
[17:04] I
I want to spend the same time with you.
[17:06] Y
Onii-chan...
[17:08] I
Come on, let's go.
[17:10] Y
Okay.
[17:23] Y
It's still bright, so maybe I can't see.
[17:26] Y
I was wondering where my
constellation would be.
[17:29] I
Your constellation is Pisces, right?
[17:31] Y
Yes.
[17:32] Y
It is the faintest constellation
in the zodiac.
[17:36] Y
That is Yuzuha.
[17:38] Y
The shape is uneven,
and it just doesn't stand out.
[17:43] I
Being bright and standing
out doesn't make things better.
[17:46] I
Right?
[17:46] Y
Being bright and standing
out isn't me, either.
[17:50] Y
But why is a constellation without
a single third magnitude star
[17:54] ---
considered to be part of the zodiac?
[17:56] I
Pisces has to be a piece of it, right?
[17:59] Y
Wow, I wasn't expecting that.
[18:02] Y
You're full of surpisces!
[18:07] I
I'm sure it's because someone found it.
[18:11] Y
Someone found it in the big sky?
[18:15] I
Yeah.
[18:15] Y
Right, there's someone who can find
it even if it doesn't stand out.
[18:21] ---
Thank you, onii-chan.
[18:24] Y
Maybe half of onii-chan is
made of pure kindness...
[18:31] Y
I'm feeling... sleepy...
[18:41] I
Don't worry. Sleep.
[18:44] Y
Is this a dream?
[18:46] Y
It feels so gentle and warm.
[18:51] ---
It makes me feel so safe.
[18:58] I
What? You had a dream?
[19:00] Y
It was a big surpisce for me!
[19:02] Both
I'm Pisces, after all!
[19:07] Y
Hey, onii-chan.
[19:09] Y
You said you don't need anything in return,
[19:13] ---
but I want to give you something.
[19:15] I
Oh, don't worry about it.
[19:17] Y
No, I think I can fulfill my
duty as maiden if it's with you.
[19:23] Y
It's not because it's my job,
or because I've given up on living.
[19:26] ---
I really want toー
[19:29] I
Are you really okay with it?
[19:30] I
You'll have my child?
[19:32] Y
Yes.
[19:33] Mana
Master Pervert Baron,
your novels were right!
[19:41] Y
Onii-chan...
[19:42] I
Don't worry. Follow my lead.
[19:46] ---
[19:50] Y
Please be gentle.
[20:05] Mana
Mango, fig, cherries, all ripe for picking!
[20:10] I
What is that song?
[20:11] Mana
It's the Erotica Fruits Song
written by Prince Dandy!
[20:15] Mana
Sing with me and awaken your virility!
[20:18] I
Whatever happened to something-master?
[20:19] Mana
I finished reading all of
Master Pervert Baron's novels.
[20:23] Mana
The next master is super
erotica musician Prince Dandy!
[20:28] Mana
I also prepared this for you.
[20:31] I
A present? For me?
[20:33] Mana
Why would I give you a present? It's for Arie!
[20:36] Mana
Take this and rush to Arie's side!
[20:38] Mana
Have an erotica fruits parade!
[20:40] Mana
Mango, fig, cherries, all ripe for picking!
[20:44] I
Arie?
[20:46] I
I guess she's not here today.
[20:49] I
Arie!
[20:53] I
I never knew there was a room there.
[20:56] A
Anyway, I hear... that you
have done it with Yuzuha...
[21:00] ---
without any issue.
[21:02] I
Yeah, all thanks to you.
[21:04] A
I didn't do anything.
[21:06] A
Could that be for me?
[21:08] I
Well, this is...
[21:10] I
Here you go.
[21:11] A
Wow, great!
[21:13] A
Thank you very much.
[21:14] I
Yeah. You gave me some great advice.
[21:17] I
Oh. I forgot to check what was inside.
[21:20] I
Is this going to be all right?
[21:22] A
Wow!
[21:23] A
So many! Wonderful!
[21:25] A
I'm impressed, Itsuki-san.
[21:27] A
You understand my tastes so well.
[21:34] I
Is this the role-play from the OP?
[21:36] ---
More!
[21:38] Mana
Who would've thought Arie
would enjoy it so much?!
[21:42] M
Mana, are you sure you wanted
me to tie you up here?
[21:45] Mana
Yes, it's fine.
[21:46] Mana
This is getting interesting!
[21:48] Mana
Sing with me, Mahiru!
[21:50] Mana
You too, pervert in front of the TV!
[21:53] Both
Mango, fig, cherries, all ripe for picking!
SIGN Please Have My Child!
SIGN I've Got So Many Kids
[23:37] Mana
Naginata?
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