3 - Would You Try Having My Child?

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[00:10] VC
    Thank you for saving us, Visitor-sama!
[00:13] I
    Huh? What happened?
[00:14] Mana
    Star Children are automatically protected
[00:17] ---
    by holy Matryoshka dolls
    when they are in danger.
[00:20] VC
    Yes, please do not worry!
[00:22] I
    I see...
[00:24] I
    But what about your wounds?
[00:26] I
    You've recovered?
[00:27] VC
    Yes, we've fully recovered!
[00:30] I
    That's good.
[00:31] Mana
    You stand no chance against them right now!
[00:34] Mana
    We have to train at the
    foster home right away!
[00:36] VC
    Got it!
[00:37] Mana
    Itsuki, you must defeat
    the Impurities next time.
[00:40] I
    I know. I don't want to let the
     Star Children suffer like that again.
[00:44] I
    All right. Let's go, guys!
[00:46] VC
    Yes, Visitor-sama!
[00:49] Mana
    Itsuki is starting to develop
    his sense of duty as a Visitor.
[00:54] Mana
    All that's left is to improve
    his technique for the Love Ritual!
[00:57] Mana
    Well, he was a little boy with an
     unpopped cherry until a few days ago,
[01:01] Mana
    so I'll share my experience
[01:02] ---
    and pass my technique from
    on the back to **** in detailー
[01:06] VC*
    Help me!
[01:09] VC
    They're too strong...
[01:11] Mana
    Already? No way!
[01:13] I
    This isn't going to work.
    We can't even scratch them.
[01:16] I
    We need more training...
[01:18] Mana
    This is not right! Something is really wrong!
[01:20] Mana
    Narcisstes!
[01:21] N
    Calm down, Mana.
[01:23] Mana
    A typical Visitor would've
    defeated an Impurity Lord by now!
[01:27] Mana
    He still can't beat a single minion!
[01:29] I
    I'm sorry. My lack of effort is to blame.
[01:33] Mana
    Are you even listening?
[01:36] N
    Mana, have you forgotten?
[01:38] N
    The maidens of the 12 constellations
    have never changed all at once before.
[01:43] Mana
    Wh-What are you trying to say?
[01:45] N
    What I'm trying to say is that
    we're in a state of emergency.
[01:47] I
    Does that mean there's no way
    for me to defeat the Impurities?
[01:51] N
    Don't get ahead of yourself.
[01:53] N
    The academics knew
    of this from ancient texts,
[01:56] N
    although they were
    disregarded as mere legends...
[01:59] Mana
    D-Don't tell me, you're saying...
[02:01] N
    Listen well, Itsuki.
[02:03] N
    In order to get past this crisis,
[02:05] N
    you have no choice but to
    perform a Double Love Ritual.
[03:41] I
    Um, what's a Double Love Ritual?
[03:45] Mana
    I bet you already know!
[03:46] Mana
    It's a ritual where you have
    two partners at once!
[03:49] Mana
    Since you're handling two
    partners at the same time,
[03:51] Mana
    you'll need sufficient stamina,
    but it's practically a buffet!
[03:54] Mana
    Two arms and legs may not be enough!
[03:56] Mana
    But you know, you can fully activate
    Little Itsuki in the middle!
[04:01] Mana
    Good for you, pervert!
[04:03] I
    I don't understand.
[04:04] Mana
    It's a three****, a three****!
[04:06] Mana
    Be a man and stop pretending!
[04:08] Mana
    Well, if I were explain it
     to an honors student,
[04:10] Mana
    it's a lovey dovey activity performed
    by a group of men and women!
[04:13] Mana
    You wanna try that, don't you?!
[04:15] I
    I can probably handle it
    if it's a group activity.
[04:18] Mana
    Oh, you perv! Then, do you know this?
[04:22] Mana
    It'll be like you're in heaven!
[04:23] Mana
    It's group cooperative play completely
    different from sixty-nining.
[04:26] ---
    A whole new experience!
[04:27] I
    Can I really do this?
[04:29] Mana
    Don't worry!
[04:31] Mana
    The Visitor can leave everything
     to the maidens!
[04:34] Mana
    You know, it's what they call... in Sola...
[04:36] Mana
    the popular fish for sushi!
[04:38] I
    Are you talking about my favorite, tuー
[04:40] Mana
    Yes, tuna!
[04:41] Mana
    You just need to focus on one spot,
[04:45] ---
    and lie there like a dead fish!
[04:47] Mana
    The two maidens will tussle
    and cook you right up!
[04:51] N
    According to ancient texts,
[04:53] ---
    Star Children born of a Double Love Ritual
    are even more remarkable.
[04:57] N
    They are supposedly stronger
    than the ones you've made so far.
[05:00] I
    Supposedly?
[05:02] N
    For at least the past few hundred years,
[05:04] N
    a Visitor capable of bonding with multiple
    maidens was thought to be impossible.
[05:09] N
    In other words, a Double Love Ritual
    is uncharted territory even for us.
[05:14] I
    I see.
[05:15] N
    In addition, we can't even
    imagine what kind of damage
[05:20] ---
    will be inflicted on the Visitor.
[05:22] I
    Is there any other way?
[05:24] N
    I'm sorry. We can't think of any other
    way to defeat Impurities at the moment.
[05:28] Mana
    Be proud! You'll be a pioneer
    exploring bold new frontiers!
[05:32] Mana
    In layman's terms, the pervert
    Visitor who has the ability
[05:35] ---
    to promiscuously bond with the
    maidens of the 12 constellations
[05:37] Mana
    is none other than you!
[05:38] Mana
    You get it now?!
[05:40] I
    Please let me think about this.
[05:44] M
    Just what is Mana thinking?
[05:48] (Flashback) Mana
    Granvania has what they
    call hot springs in Sola.
[05:51] (Flashback) Mana
    It's a good opportunity for you two
    to relax and relieve your fatigue.
[05:55] (Flashback) Mana
    Not to mention, doing it under the
    blue sky is liberating like nothing else!
[05:59] (Flashback) Mana
    Although, you might learn of a new pleasure
    and be exhausted when you get back!
[06:06] I
    He must be up to something again.
[06:08] M
    Again?
[06:09] I
    Actually, there's this Double Love Ritualー
[06:13] M
    Please finish your sentence!
[06:16] I
    Never mind.
[06:19] M
    Itsuki, you've always been like this.
[06:25] I
    I'll go get it.
[06:27] I
    What's this?
[06:29] I
    It's pretty beat-up.
[06:30] M
    No! Don't look!
[06:33] I
    Is that...
[06:35] M
    Don't get any funny ideas!
    I'm just keeping it because it's cute.
[06:38] M
    It's not like I treasure it because
    it's your gift or anything!
[06:43] M
    Wow! I've never been to a
    hot spring like this before!
[06:47] I
    But there's only one spring...
[06:49] M
    Who cares? We can go in together.
[06:51] M
    We used to take baths together
    all the time, right?
[06:53] I
    Yeah.
[06:55] I
    As if!
[06:56] I
    That was before elementary schoolー
[06:58] M
    Quit your yapping!
[07:00] M
    I'm getting in without you.
[07:01] I
    Hey Mahiru, cut it out!
[07:12] M
    What kind of lewd things are you imagining?
[07:14] M
    I came prepared expecting
    something like this.
[07:20] M
    It's so good! It feels like I'm about to melt!
[07:24] M
    Come on, Itsuki!
[07:27] M
    Aren't you a man? Don't be embarrassed!
[07:30] M
    Just take them off!
[07:31] I
    Don't look this way.
[07:34] M
    What? Don't talk to me like I'm a pervert.
[07:38] I
    This really is a nice hot spring.
[07:40] I
    Ow, but it stings a bit.
[07:44] I
    What is it?
[07:46] M
    That...
[07:47] I
    Sorry, am I dirty?
[07:51] M
    No, why do you have so many wounds?
[07:54] I
    I guess they're from the training.
[07:56] I
    But it feels like I leveled up a lot.
[07:59] I
    Still not strong enough to
    beat Impurities, though.
[08:01] M
    Then you'll have more...
[08:04] I
    Yes, of course.
[08:06] I
    I have to try my best.
[08:09] I
    What's wrong, Mahiru?
[08:11] I
    Hello? You there?
[08:13] M
    Listen well. The battles are
    getting tough, but don't die!
[08:18] I
    What's this, all of a sudden...
[08:19] M
    Shut up and listen!
[08:21] M
    I'm saying you mustn't die!
[08:23] I
    Of course. I won't allow myself to die
    until I take you back home.
[08:27] M
    Is that right?
[08:28] I
    Don't worry.
[08:30] I
    The Star Children and I are
    definitely getting stronger.
[08:32] I
    I think we can beat some Impurities next time.
[08:34] M
    It may not look like it, but Mahiru
    is a faint-hearted crybaby.
[08:38] M
    So you must keep protecting her.
[08:40] I
    Yeah, I'll definitely protect you.
[08:42] I
    But Mahiru isn't a crybaby, right?
[08:46] M
    Sorry, it's not like me
    to be in doubt, right?
[08:49] M
    But we were suddenly sent to this world,
[08:52] M
    and they call us the
    chosen Visitor and maiden...
[08:55] M
    And not too long ago we
    were in a... Love Ritual...
[09:04] I
    Mahiru?
[09:09] M
    What happened to me?
[09:12] I
    You overheated and passed out.
[09:14] I
    Are you all right? How are you feeling?
[09:16] M
    I see. Sorry for causing you trouble.
[09:20] I
    Don't worry about it.
[09:21] I
    Anyway, it's getting chilly. Let's head back.
[09:24] M
    Okay, I got it.
[09:26] M
    Huh? Where's my keychain?
[09:29] I
    Sorry, I was busy trying to
    save you, and forgot about it.
[09:33] I
    I'm sure it's in the hot spring.
[09:35] M
    If it's gone, I...
[09:39] I
    Hey, Mahiru?
[09:41] M
    It's so cold!
[09:46] I
    I heard this hot spring turns
    into cold water after sunset.
[09:49] I
    Mahiru, please get changed and wait for me.
[09:51] I
    I'll take care of the rest.
[09:52] M
    You're the Visitor, and the fate
    of this world rests in your hands.
[09:55] M
    I can't let you catch a cold.
[09:58] I
    Don't worry. Wait here.
[10:02] M
    Okay.
[10:07] M
    Itsuki...
[10:09] I
    Found it!
[10:10] I
    I found it, Mahiru!
[10:13] M
    My little keychain!
[10:15] I
    Here. Don't lose it next time.
[10:18] M
    I'm so glad... Thank you.
[10:21] I
    Mahiru, let's stay together like this,
    even when we grow up to be adults.
[10:26] M
    No way. You remembered it?
[10:29] I
    Yeah, just now.
[10:31] I
    It was my duty to save you
    when you need help, right?
[10:34] I
    I'm sorry for forgetting.
[10:36] I
    But you remembered our
    promise this whole time.
[10:40] M
    It was just a silly promise
     between two kids.
[10:43] M
    I got all serious about it...
[10:46] M
    I'm so stupid, aren't I?
[10:47] I
    No, that's the Mahiru I...
[10:59] Mana
    Now, now, you two. Please continue
    after you get in this carriage!
[11:02] Mana
    Deepen your bond until you arrive the shrine!
[11:06] Mana
    But don't forget to hold it!
    You have to hold it, all right?
[11:09] Mana
    Until you arrive, you mustn't release it!
[11:11] Mana
    You have to hold your bonds at their peak,
[11:13] Mana
    and take it all the way to the Love Ritual!
[11:15] I
    What? But...
[11:17] Mana
    But in exchange, I packed plenty
    of recommended adult toys!
[11:22] Mana
    Moving **** and vibrating
    **** are great for getaways!
[11:29] M
    Ugh, what's its problem?
[11:31] Mana
    You don't have to tell me.
[11:33] Mana
    Girls in Sola are all waiting for a
    prince on a white horse, right?
[11:36] Mana
    If the prince wants some action,
    then it's all right, isn't it?
[11:39] Mana
    Oh, Mahiru! Don't tell me that just thinking
[11:41] ---
    about getting in this
     magical carriage for adults
[11:44] Mana
    is getting your maiden's *** all *** wet?
[11:48] Mana
    Worry not. If it's still not lubricated enough,
     I also packed strawberry-flavored ,
[11:53] Mana
    so feel free to use it!
[11:54] M
    Sheesh! Say something, Itsuki!
[11:56] Mana
    There's no way he has anything
     to complain about!
[11:59] Mana
    Getting in this see-through carriage
    is the dream of every person in Sola.
[12:02] Mana
    Being watched excites you?
    What a kinky freak!
[12:06] Mana
    Anyway, this carriage makes the ultimate
    dream of men and women come true.
[12:10] Mana
    Its name is...
[12:10] Mana
    The Granvania Dream Coach!
[12:14] I
    You're wrong, Mana.
[12:16] M
    Itsuki?
[12:17] I
    Listen, the best part of this carriage
[12:20] ---
    should be being able to see from inside,
    but not from the outside.
[12:22] I
    But what is this?
[12:23] I
    You can see everything!
[12:24] I
    This completely ruins all the
    excitement and titillation!
[12:28] M
    I'm leaving.
[12:31] M
    All I'm asking is that
     you take care of his wounds!
[12:34] M
    Got it, Mana? I'm counting on you.
[12:37] Mana
    I put so much work into that plan!
[12:39] Mana
    It was a masterpiece that
    took me ten years to complete!
[12:41] I
    Sorry, but the concept was...
[12:44] Mana
    Shut up! You letch!
[12:46] R
    You've become much stronger
    in such a short time.
[12:50] R
    Oh, no! It's not even the flu season yet.
[12:54] R
    What's wrong?
[12:55] I
    Actually...
[12:56] Mana
    Long story short, my fabulous Double
    Love Ritual Plan was completely ruined!
[13:01] R
    You mean... the legendary Double Love Ritual?
[13:04] Mana
    That's right.
[13:05] R
    With all of the unknown factors,
[13:07] ---
    performing the Double
    Love Ritual in his current condition
[13:10] R
    is not something I can
    recommend as a doctor.
[13:12] Mana
    What?!
[13:13] R
    But it'll be fine if I can get the data
    for what will happen to Itsuki's body
[13:17] ---
    before the real thing.
[13:19] R
    I'll be able to treat him
    if something happens.
[13:20] Mana
    Geez, the real thing?
[13:23] ---
    That's a pretty old way of saying it, Reone!
[13:25] Mana
    What will happen to Itsuki's Big
    Magnum during the real thing?
[13:28] Mana
    Come on, we already know what'll happen!
[13:30] Mana
    So, what do you want to know?
    The rate of expansion?
[13:33] Mana
    Or how long he'll last?
[13:34] Mana
    No way! You want to know his
    sustained frictional temperature?!
[13:39] R
    For now, let's have a brief nap.
[13:42] R
    In any case, I need Itsuki's physical data,
    so let's practice together.
[13:47] I
    You mean...
[13:48] R
    Yes. I will be one of the two maidens.
[13:52] R
    I'll let you pick the other.
[13:54] I
    Huh? But...
[13:58] R
    It must be nice to be young.
[13:59] R
    I have some apples, would you like one?
[14:01] R
    If you want it, I'll peel it for you.
[14:03] R
    Or should I just rub it
    a bit and feed it to you?
[14:08] I
    Um... then... please bake it.
[14:11] R
    Huh? What did you just say?
[14:13] I
    Oh, you can't make it, right?
[14:16] I
    Sorry for making an impossible request.
[14:18] R
    No, the way you said it really
    sounded like my little brother.
[14:21] I
    Your little brother... The one in this photo?
[14:24] R
    Yes. I thought he was back for a second
[14:28] ---
    after hearing you say that.
[14:30] I
    "He was back"?
[14:32] I
    Where is he now?
[14:34] R
    He passed away after
    an illness five years ago.
[14:37] R
    He was about your age at the time.
[14:40] Mana
    I never knew something like
    that happened to you, Reone!
[14:44] Mana
    Why didn't you tell me?!
[14:46] R
    Your medical treatment is done
    after you finish the apple.
[14:49] I
    Thanks.
[14:50] R
    I don't need your gratitude, but bring me
    another maiden as soon as possible.
[14:56] I
    How should I find another maiden?
[14:59] I
    Mahiru is angry at me, and I haven't
    seen Ruka since the last time...
[15:03] F
    Hey, aren't we drinking a tad too slowly?
[15:06] F
    Hi! Here's your beer, sir!
[15:10] Customer
    Hey, Farun-chan! You're beautiful as ever!
[15:12] F
    This table ordered additional
    beer snacks, right?
[15:15] F
    Thanks for waiting!
[15:16] Customer
    Give us the dance soon!
     We can't drink without seeing it!
[15:20] F
    Darn, you leave me no choice.
[15:23] F
    Everyone! Do you want to see the
    graceful dance of Farun-neesan?
[15:26] All
    We do!
[15:28] ---
    Okay, I see!
[15:31] F
    Owner! Start the music!
[15:44] Customer
    Come on! Show us more!
[15:48] F
    The night has only begun!
    Leave some fun for later!
[15:52] I
    You're Farun, right?
[15:54] I
    That was really cool.
[15:55] F
    I'm a professional dancer.
    Of course I can dance!
[15:59] F
    Uh, who are you, again?
[16:01] I
    You don't remember me?
[16:03] F
    I'm so sorry! You're my Visitor!
[16:08] F
    Just kidding.
[16:09] F
    Let me buy you something as an apology.
[16:11] I
    I'm still too young to drink legally.
[16:13] F
    What a baby!
[16:15] F
    Does the baby want some juice?
[16:18] I
    Um... Farun.
[16:19] I
    Uh, about the Love Ritual...
[16:23] F
    Oh, that? It's my turn already?
[16:27] F
    Let's get on with it so you
    can save the world, Visitor-sama.
[16:30] I
    What's with the sudden attitude?
[16:32] I
    Are you angry?
[16:34] F
    I'm a traveling dancer
    with nowhere to return to,
[16:39] F
    but they tell me I'm a maiden out of the blue.
[16:42] F
    Now I'm tied down to this place.
[16:44] F
    Honestly, I can't stand it.
[16:46] I
    Sorry.
[16:47] F
    Why are you apologizing?
[16:49] I
    It's because I'm weak.
[16:52] F
    Then take responsibility for that.
[16:54] F
    It feels suffocating for me to
    stay in one place for too long.
[16:58] F
    I'll die of suffocation soon.
[17:07] I
    Can you breathe now?
[17:09] I
    Don't you want to see an
    even more fascinating world?
[17:15] I
    I'll show you sights
    you've never seen before,
[17:18] I
    and a world you've never felt before.
[17:29] I
    Th-This book is incredible!
[17:32] Mana
    Great! You did it, Itsuki!
[17:34] Mana
    Page 15: "Technique for
     shutting up needy girls, Part 3!"
[17:38] Mana
    Well done!
[17:39] Mana
    Now your Visitor Perv Points have risen by 10!
[17:44] R
    You can start, Itsuki.
[17:47] F
    I'm all ready.
[17:56] R
    Are you okay, Itsuki?
[17:58] R
    Is this a bit too stimulating for you?
[18:00] F
    You don't have to worry about anything.
[18:03] F
    Leave this to Farun-oneesan.
[18:05] R
    Yes. This is only practice, after all.
[18:09] R
    Don't be nervous, and just be yourself.
[18:16] I
    S-Sorry, I...
[18:18] Mana
    Don't let it get to you.
[18:20] Mana
    It happens all the time at parlors
    where you see sexy adult ladies.
[18:24] Mana
    It's a natural phenomenon
    for healthy male students!
[18:28] Mana
    However, I wish you'd lasted
    until you at least got a lick!
[18:32] Mana
    But I can imagine Reone and Farun
[18:34] ---
    after hearing the moaning of a young man!
[18:38] Mana
    Their imagination must be going wild now,
[18:40] ---
    and their whole bodies must
    be sexually sensitive!
[18:42] Mana
    Now's the chance, Itsuki!
[18:44] I
    Really?
[18:45] Mana
    Yes, this is no time to be depressed!
[18:48] I
    Got it. I'll try my best.
[18:52] I
    S-So, please give birth to my child!
[18:58] I
    I'll be in your care.
[19:01] Mana
    Love Ritual.
[19:02] Mana
    It is a holy ritual for giving
    birth to Star Children.
[19:06] Mana
    For the first time in hundreds of years,
[19:08] ---
    a Visitor and two maidens
    will bond at the same time.
[19:11] Mana
    The legendary Double Love
    Ritual will be performed.
[19:15] I
    Both of you, together!
[19:31] Capri
    Hello. I'm Capri.
[19:33] S
    Nice to meet you. I'm Scorpi.
[19:36] N
    Wonderful! I never knew the
     Double Love Ritual was this majestic.
[19:40] I
    Two really were born.
[19:43] I
    Nice to meet you both.
[19:44] Both
    Yes, Visitor-sama.
[19:46] N
    I have underestimated Itsuki's
    ability as a Visitor this whole time.
[19:51] Mana
    Looks like Itsuki's wounds
    weren't as severe as we feared.
[19:55] I
    Mana, have a look at this.
[19:57] Mana
    Congratulations! Reone, it was
    supposed to be practice,
[19:59] ---
    but it turned out to be the real thing!
[20:01] Mana
    Look at these Star Children!
[20:02] Mana
    I've never seen such strong children before!
[20:10] R
    My legs are soft. I can't stand up.
[20:14] F
    I c*** to the ends of the universe.
[20:17] Mana
    Itsuki, you beast!
[20:22] Mana
    I have faith in you.
[20:25] I
    Yeah, I feel like my body is full of energy.
[20:28] I
    It feels completely different
    compared to before.
[20:31] Mana
    It sure changes when you have a whole party.
[20:34] Mana
    Details on the website!
SIGN    "Check the official website for details!"
[20:36] I
    Follow me, everyone!
[20:38] All
    Yes, Visitor-sama!
[20:40] I
    All right, let's go!
[20:43] Mana
    And so Itsuki and his party defeated
    Impurities and faced an Impurity Lord.
[20:48] I
    This one's pretty strong.
[20:50] I
    Be careful, and try to conserve HP!
[20:53] All
    Yes, Visitor-sama!
[20:57] I
    Don't worry. If you sense
    any danger, hide behind me.
[21:02] I
    Okay?
[21:05] I
    All right, let's go!
[21:07] Mana
    And so Itsuki and his party emerged
    victorious after an intense battle
[21:10] ---
    with the Impurity Lord.
[21:12] Mana
    Well done, Itsuki!
[21:14] Mana
    We can offer the first Star Ward now!
[21:16] Mana
    Here, offer the Star Ward to that altar!
[21:31] Mana
    Now the Impurities lurking in the
    labyrinth should start to decrease.
[21:35] Mana
    Come on. Let's go back outside.
[21:40] I
    Is everyone here?
[21:42] All
    Yes.
[21:50] Mana
    Ahh! So scary!
[21:54] N
    This scream... it must be...
SIGN    Would You Try Having My Child?
SIGN    Please Have My Child!
[23:38] Mana
    Manasir.