10 - My Children, Thirteen of Them!?

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[00:13] I
    It wasn't the men.
[00:16] I
    Then who is the thirteenth maiden?
[00:20] I
    She must be someone close to me,
    who always assists me from behind the scenes.
[00:26] I
    Mana?!
[00:28] I
    No, someone that lewd couldn't
    possibly be a maiden.
[00:33] I
    Wait... Maybe the lewdness
    makes her a special maiden?
[00:37] Mana
    Say what?!
[00:39] I
    But Mana's so fat.
[00:41] ---
    Even I can't go for that.
[00:43] Mana
    Y-You're so mean... You've broken my heart!
[00:47] Mana
    You'll pay for this, Itsuki!
[00:49] I
    But I'll definitely find her!
[00:52] I
    After all, there's always only one truth!
[00:54] I
    I'll make my grandpa proud!
[00:57] Mana
    You've got so many things wrong.
[00:59] Mana
    I don't even feel like correcting you.
[01:03] Mana
    In any case, you have to clear
    the twelfth labyrinth first!
[01:07] I
    Right...
[02:51] I
    She got me!
[02:53] Libra
    Uh, when this happens...
[02:55] Cancer
    T-Treat his wound!
[02:57] Alfie
    You fool!
[02:59] Alfie
    That's not it!
[03:00] Alfie
    When this happens...
[03:01] Liesse
    You rookies! Don't make me repeat myself!
[03:05] Liesse
    You have to play your role!
[03:08] Cancer
    Leave the recovery of the
    Visitor to us in the rear,
[03:11] Cancer
    and the rest of you on the front line
[03:13] ---
    should block the second and third attacks.
[03:16] Liesse
    We have to protect the
    Visitor using teamwork!
[03:19] Liesse
    Isn't that right, Alfie?
[03:20] Alfie
    Y-Yes.
[03:21] Liesse
    All right, let's try this again!
[03:25] I
    They're like mini-Alfies.
[03:27] Alfie
    They're nothing like me!
[03:30] I
    All right, that's it for today's training.
[03:36] Alfie
    Geez, Itsuki-san, please don't go easy on them.
[03:39] Alfie
    If they are weak, your life will be in danger.
[03:44] I
    No, I want them to rest
    and preserve their energy.
[03:50] I
    We'll go defeat the twelfth
    Impurity Lord tomorrow.
[04:04] I
    Is everyone asleep?
[04:05] Alfie
    Yes, they're sound asleep.
[04:09] Alfie
    I'm praying for your safety.
[04:12] I
    Right.
[04:18] I
    All right, A Team will be a diversion.
[04:21] I
    Slip past the Impurity and get behind it.
[04:24] I
    B Team, attack from the right,
    and C Team, attack from the left.
[04:28] I
    I'll go for the finishing blow.
[04:29] All
    Okay!
[04:31] Mana
    This is the Sagittarius
    Impurity Lord, Tentatores!
[04:35] Mana
    It uses many fire-based attacks!
[04:39] Mana
    Watch out for its spear strikes!
[04:42] I
    Okay, let's do it!
[04:55] I
    All right! Get around it and attack!
[04:58] I
    C Team, follow me!
[05:07] Sagittarius
    Ow...
[05:09] Virgo
    Sagittarius!
[05:10] Libra
    Run!
[05:15] I
    Are you all right?
[05:17] Sagittarius
    Visitor-sama, don't mind me—
[05:21] I
    We'll all go back together!
[05:22] I
    I'm not leaving anyone behind!
[05:25] Virgo
    Over here!
[05:34] Cancer
    You're fine now.
[05:35] I
    Thanks.
[05:37] Sagittarius
    I'm so relieved!
[05:38] I
    There's no time to cry.
[05:40] I
    It's going to be okay.
    Remember your training.
[05:43] Sagittarius
    Okay!
[05:51] I
    This is the end!
[06:06] I
    It's over.
[06:07] Mana
    Itsuki, that was an impressive fight.
[06:11] Mana
    This is the end of a long battle.
[06:14] Mana
    Huh? This is strange.
[06:17] Mana
    What's going on?
[06:18] Mana
    Nothing is happening.
[06:23] Mana
    What exactly is going on?
[06:34] Mana
    Wh-What's this light?!
[06:46] I
    We can't return yet, as I thought.
[07:04] Mana
    Why? Why did nothing happen?
[07:08] S
    Unfortunately, it seems we were unable
[07:10] ---
    to prevent the revival of the thirteenth phantom.
[07:12] Mana
    Then, you mean...
[07:14] N
    Yes, but fortunately the
    entrance is still sealed.
[07:20] S
    Itsuki, you must find the thirteenth
    maiden as soon as possible
[07:24] S
    and prepare for the final battle.
[07:27] I
    Yes, sir!
[07:28] I
    Let's go, Mana.
[07:29] Mana
    Yeah.
[07:34] Alfie
    Mirei-chan, what brings you here?
[07:37] Mirei
    The thirteenth labyrinth appeared earlier.
[07:41] Mirei
    That's why I was worried about you...
[07:43] Alfie
    Sorry, I'm in a rush.
[07:46] Alfie
    I have to prepare to see Itsuki-san.
[08:01] Alfie
    The day to use this has finally come.
SIGN    Maiden's Charm My Birthday
[08:04] Alfie
    A special magic book I obtained from Sola.
[08:08] Alfie
    I'm sure Itsuki-san will finally
    realize I'm the thirteenth maiden.
[08:14] Alfie
    Tie this to a bow knot, and...
SIGN    Effect may vary by user.
[08:19] Alfie
    Now's the chance!
[08:24] Alfie
    If no one notices it for three days...
[08:27] Mana
    What the heck is this?
[08:29] Mana
    There's some trash on your back.
[08:32] Mana
    What is this?!
[08:34] Mana
    How creepy. Could it be some kind of curse?
[08:36] Mana
    Stay away!
[08:38] I
    Who could've done something like that?
[08:44] Alfie
    This one next!
SIGN    Itsuki Loves Alfie
[08:47] Alfie
    If I can finish using this eraser
     without anyone touching it,
SIGN    This is merely a personal opinion.
[08:50] Alfie
    I'm sure Itsuki-san will...
[08:54] Alfie
    Good! I should be able to
    finish this right away!
[08:57] T
    Alfie! A delivery for you!
[09:00] T
    Here, please give me your stamp or signature!
[09:03] Alfie
    I don't have my stamp here, so I'll sign.
[09:06] T
    Right over there, please.
[09:07] T
    You're using a pencil! Please use a pen!
[09:11] Alfie
    Oh, sorry.
[09:13] Alfie
    Let's see... here it is—
[09:22] Alfie
    I have no choice, it's time for that one!
SIGN    Itsuki LOVE
[09:25] Alfie
    Write down the name of the person I like...
[09:27] Alfie
    rip it in half...
[09:28] Alfie
    roll it up...
[09:29] Alfie
    and swallow!
[09:38] Alfie
    I can't... do this...
[09:40] Alfie
    I have to tell him in person.
[09:43] I
    I'm looking for the thirteenth maiden!
[09:47] I
    It's a once a lifetime opportunity
    to be the thirteenth maiden!
[09:52] Mana
    Did this emblem appear on an
    innocent virgin out there?
[09:56] Mana
    Come out now and engage in
[09:59] ---
    a sweaty and sensual
    Love Ritual with this Visitor!
[10:03] Mana
    Don't worry, I have already
    researched all the sensitive spots
[10:07] Mana
    that would make Itsuki happy!
[10:10] Alfie
    Itsuki-san!
[10:16] I
    I thought I just heard Alfie's voice...
[10:18] Mana
    You must have imagined it.
[10:19] Mana
    Let's hurry.
[10:21] I
    Is the thirteenth maiden out there?
[10:24] I
    We're looking for the
    girl who has this emblem!
[10:28] Mana
    The thirteenth maiden will be the
    first in hundreds of years!
[10:33] Mana
    So, if you come out now,
[10:35] Mana
    I'll give you my handmade see-through
    pink negligee as a present!
[10:40] Mana
    You can almost see the important parts,
     but not quite!
[10:42] Mana
    It's super-duper sexy!
[10:44] Mana
    Of course, it's a limited
    edition that's not for sale!
[10:47] Alfie
    Itsuki-san, um...
[10:52] Mana
    What is it?
[10:54] I
    I was just impressed with
    how popular Seiya is.
[10:57] I
    Maybe I had the wrong idea about him.
[10:59] Mana
    Well, I guess so.
[11:03] I
    Is the thirteenth maiden out there?
[11:06] I
    We're looking for a beautiful
    young girl who has this emblem!
[11:11] Mana
    What was that? What did you just say now?
[11:16] Mana
    The Visitor is having impure thoughts!
[11:18] ---
    That's why she won't show up!
[11:20] Alfie
    Itsuki-san! I'm the thirteenth...
[11:28] Mana
    This place is too noisy.
[11:30] Mana
    Let's go somewhere else.
[11:32] I
    Yeah.
[11:36] Alfie
    P-Please... Wait...
[11:42] Alfie
    No! I failed again!
[11:46] Alfie
    I need a strong charm—
[11:48] Mana
    What the hell are you doing?!
[11:50] Mana
    We were waiting forever,
    and you didn't show up,
[11:53] Mana
    so I came to check on you.
[11:54] Mana
    I never thought you'd be using
    some useless good luck charm!
[11:57] Mana
    Start acting like a real maiden,
    and let yourself be known!
[12:00] Alfie
    How did you know that I'm a maiden?
[12:03] Mana
    Some people said there was a girl who
    was screaming she was the thirteenth maiden,
[12:07] Mana
    and the girl they described
    couldn't have been anyone but you!
[12:11] Mana
    Come on, let's go see Itsuki now.
[12:13] Alfie
    No!
[12:14] Mana
    What are you doing?
[12:16] Alfie
    No.
[12:17] Mana
    Why not?
[12:20] Alfie
    Encounters have to be sudden... or trendy!
SIGN    Dear Alfie
SIGN    from Otabito's Diary
[12:26] Alfie
    My father left me this.
[12:30] Mana
    A videotape?
[12:32] Alfie
    He said I have to show it to the Visitor,
[12:36] ---
    if I am to become a maiden.
[12:39] Mana
    Do I have to show that to Itsuki?
[12:44] Mana
    Uh, um...
[12:52] I
    It was her, after all!
[12:54] Mana
    Well, I knew it from the start.
[12:57] I
    Liar.
[12:58] Mana
    It was obvious that the thirteenth maiden
    couldn't be anyone but Alfie!
[13:02] Mana
    I've kept quiet all this time,
    but take a look at the OP!
[13:05] Mana
    Here.
[13:06] I
    Oh, you're right!
[13:08] Mana
    Everyone else knew too, right?
[13:10] Mana
    Only you didn't.
[13:13] I
    Who's "everybody"?
[13:14] Mana
    Don't worry about it.
[13:15] Mana
    Anyway, she gave me this.
[13:19] Mana
    Apparently, you can get the hint for
    deepening your bond if you watch this.
[13:40] Yuuji
    Even if the earth starts spinning the
    other way around, we won't be separated!
[13:45] Yuuko
    Of course!
[13:46] ---
    You would chase me to the end of
    the universe, even if I ran away!
[14:00] Hiroshi
    I will never forgive you!
[14:02] Takashi
    Let go of me.
[14:11] I
    Wh-What is this?
[14:14] Mana
    It's so wonderful!
[14:16] Mana
    I want to be in a cool, trendy,
    lovey-dovey show like this!
[14:21] Mana
    I want to watch more of it!
[14:23] I
    Sorry, I can't...
[14:25] Mana
    You fool!
[14:26] Mana
    You can't see how good this drama series is?
[14:28] Mana
    You're so lame!
[14:30] Mana
    How can you expect to catch my heart—
[14:32] Mana
    Catch Alfie's heart like that?
[14:37] Mana
    Alfie wants a trendy romance,
[14:41] ---
    so shut your trap, and make it trendy!
[14:43] Mana
    Trendy is the best!
[15:01] Alfie
    What a beautiful sunset.
[15:03] I
    Yeah.
[15:06] Mana
    An Italian dinner next, and the present
    will be a heart-shaped necklace.
[15:10] Mana
    Alfie is practically already seduced!
[15:13] Mana
    I'm a genius for coming up with this plan.
[15:27] Alfie
    That was delicious!
[15:29] ---
    I'm glad.
[15:31] I
    Sorry, Mana, but please
    return to the foster home.
[15:35] Mana
    Huh? What about the present?
[15:38] Mana
    Are you sure about this?
[15:40] I
    Yeah, thanks.
[15:42] Mana
    Don't blame me if you fail!
[15:45] I
    Wow, what a collection!
[15:48] Alfie
    P-Please don't stare like that.
[15:50] I
    Sorry for barging in.
[15:52] I
    I'm sure you would've
    preferred a trendy date.
[15:55] Alfie
    It's all right! It's fine!
[15:57] Alfie
    That was enough.
[15:59] I
    I realized that I didn't want to
    be part of a made-up drama show.
[16:03] I
    I wanted to know more about the real you.
[16:08] Mana
    Your bond won't deepen one bit
    from lame conversation like that!
[16:11] Mana
    Alfie said she wanted a trendy date!
[16:15] Mana
    An at-home date is the polar
    opposite of bubble-era dates!
[16:18] Mana
    It's boring! Boring as hell!
[16:21] I
    But why do you like idols from Sola?
[16:25] I
    The ones from many years ago, too.
[16:27] Alfie
    Actually, my parents...
[16:31] I
    They're from this world though, right?
[16:33] Alfie
    Anyway, what are your parents like?
[16:37] Alfie
    They must both be really
    worried with you disappearing.
[16:41] I
    You haven't heard from Mana about them?
[16:43] Alfie
    No, I haven't.
[16:46] I
    Actually, they passed away in an accident.
[16:51] Alfie
    I... um...
[16:54] Alfie
    I'm sorry, Itsuki-san.
[16:56] I
    It's all right.
[16:57] I
    I'm already over it,
    so don't feel bad.
[17:01] Alfie
    But...
[17:02] I
    It's fine.
[17:05] I
    All right, then...
[17:29] I
    ...that pretty much sums it up.
[17:32] I
    I was going to listen to your stories,
    but I ended up talking the whole time.
[17:41] I
    Uh, um...
[17:43] I
    What kind of books do you usually read?
[17:46] Alfie
    Well, I guess about entertainment,
    martial arts, and...
[17:53] Alfie
    This one's a secret.
[17:56] Mana
    Tsk! Itsuki would've seen
    the deceitful woman she is,
[18:00] Mana
    for using some Sola magic
    to capture his heart!
[18:06] Mana
    Huh? Whose side am I on?
[18:09] ---
    Huh? What's this?
[18:11] Alfie
    That's...
SIGN    Visitor Secret Project
SIGN    Put your life at stake to protect the Visitor
[18:12] I-TS
    Visitor Secret Project...
[18:15] I-TS
    Put your life at stake to
     protect the Visitor...
[18:18] ---
    Um... That is...
SIGN    Libra
SIGN    Leo
SIGN    A Team
SIGN    B Team
SIGN    Visitor-sama
[18:24] I
    Incredible.
[18:30] I
    Thank you, Alfie.
[18:32] I
    To be honest, I was worried if I would
    ever be able to return home alive.
[18:37] I
    But you were protecting me
     this whole time.
[18:42] Alfie
    No, we're the ones being protected.
[18:46] I
    This must be why I never felt alone
[18:49] ---
    when I was in the labyrinth.
[18:52] Mana
    I'm the one who's looking
    after you 24 hours a day!
[18:58] Mana
    You can't even go on a
    single date without me!
[19:03] I
    Alfie...
[19:04] Alfie
    Yes?
[19:07] Alfie
    Please, don't look at me like that...
[19:11] Alfie
    You're making me nervous.
[19:13] I
    Why?
[19:14] Alfie
    Well...
[19:15] I
    I want to look at you more.
[19:19] I
    I prepared something because
    I wanted to deepen our bond.
[19:25] I
    Although... I'm not sure if you'll like it.
[19:30] Alfie
    It's so wonderful!
[19:32] I
    I feel bad for saying this to your father,
[19:34] I
    but I think the pure idol
    image suits you better
[19:36] ---
    than a trendy idol from the past.
[19:40] Alfie
    This is the happiest moment of my life.
[19:51] Alfie
    You would chase me to the end of
    the universe, even if I ran away!
[19:56] I
    That's a bit scary.
[19:58] Mana
    I didn't know that dress was a present!
[20:02] Mana
    I thought Itsuki was going to use it
     himself for an alternative hobby,
[20:06] Mana
    and that's why I burned the midnight oil
    to place every stitch with care!
[20:11] Mana
    And you two spinning around
    in front of me like that...
[20:14] Mana
    I should be the Cinderella
    dancing around in there!
[20:22] I
    Alfie, I want you to have my child,
[20:24] ---
    and raise her to become strong.
[20:26] Alfie
    Yes, please leave it to me.
[20:32] I
    What's wrong, Alfie?
[20:33] Alfie
    My stomach...
[20:35] Alfie
    I... may not be able to make it...
[20:42] I
    Alfie?
[20:43] I
    Get yourself together!
[20:44] I
    Alfie? Alfie?!
[20:48] Mana
    Don't worry.
[20:49] Mana
    It wasd just some loose bowels.
[20:51] Mana
    It seems she swallowed some paper.
[20:54] Mana
    I wonder if her brain is also made of muscle.
[20:58] Mana
    They say love is blind, and I guess
[21:02] ---
    that can even make you
    believe in foolish charms.
[21:05] Mana
    How careless of a girl like me to forget...
[21:09] Mana
    but I guess I'll wait a bit longer
    before I give this to her.
SIGN    Stomach Pain Medicine
[21:31] Alfie
    Wh-What do you think?
[21:34] I
    It looks really good on you.
[21:36] Alfie
    You're making me blush!
[21:40] I
    But...
[21:42] I
    I only want you to wear it for me.
[21:47] I
    I don't want anyone else to see it.
[21:50] I
    Alfie, please have my child.
[21:53] Alfie
    Yes.
SIGN    My Children, Thirteen of Them!?
SIGN    Are You Going to Tell Me That
    You Want Me to Have Your Child
[23:37] Mana
    Ikkun.