# 5 - I've Got So Many Kids
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR1XQ92VR/conception)
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**[00:17] Mana**
That was a close one.
**[00:18] Mana**
But good job, Itsuki!
**[00:20] Mana**
Now offer the Star Ward!
**[00:22] I**
We've finally reached the quarter-way mark.
**[00:25] Mana**
Ahem.
**[00:26] Mana**
Our next foes lie deeper in the labyrinth.
**[00:30] I**
Does that mean...
**[00:31] Mana**
The deeper you go, the more concentrated
and evil the Impurities become.
**[00:35] I**
That's not good...
**[00:40] V**
Visitor-sama!
**[00:41] I**
Again?
**[00:42] Mana**
What an unsettling roar.
**[00:44] I**
You still haven't figured
out what's causing it?
**[00:47] Mana**
Sorry.
**[00:48] Mana**
But no matter what they are,
**[00:50] Mana**
you have no chance of winning unless you
increase the number of Star Children!
**[00:54] I**
I know that, but we've been
fighting all this time
**[00:57] ---**
and I haven't had the time to see them.
**[01:00] Mana**
I'm well aware.
**[01:02] Mana**
That's why I have prepared a special event,
**[01:04] Mana**
which will close the distance
between you and the maidens!
**[01:08] I**
That's not possible.
**[01:09] Mana**
A summer fling!
**[01:11] Mana**
If you're on a resort vacation,
you can do it any time, any place!
**[01:14] Mana**
Anything goes, just do it!
**[01:17] Mana**
Attention, passengers.
**[01:19] Mana**
It's my treat today.
**[01:22] Mana**
Enjoy to your heart's content!
**[01:26] All**
Yes!
**[01:27] F**
Yay!
**[01:28] A**
Oh, Mana.
**[01:30] I**
I never realized you were
such a good person.
**[01:33] Mana**
Of course not!
This is all for the Love Rituals!
**[01:37] Mana**
I bet you're so happy now!
**[01:38] Mana**
Twelve half-naked maidens will
be cheerfully playing with you!
**[01:43] I**
Huh?
**[01:44] Mana**
You imbecile!
**[01:45] Mana**
You still don't get it?
**[01:46] Mana**
It's for a summer fling!
**[01:48] Mana**
In Sola, you're obviously going
to the beach for a summer fling!
**[01:51] Mana**
Get a taste of the raunchy sense of
freedom under the sun with the maidens!
**[03:27] M**
Mana even prepared swimsuits for all of us!
**[03:32] I**
Really? That's great.
**[03:34] S**
Hey, cute babes!
**[03:37] S**
Oh, it's you, Lillith!
**[03:39] S**
What a coincidence.
**[03:40] S**
I'm heading to the beach,
too, for a photo shoot.
**[03:44] V**
Are that guy's clothes torn up?
**[03:46] C**
He's creepy.
**[03:48] CC**
He looks weak.
**[03:49] G**
I can beat him in one blow!
**[03:52] I**
Who's that?
**[03:52] Mana**
You don't know?
**[03:54] Mana**
He's Seiya, the idol of the academy.
**[03:55] Mana**
A stud who's popular with girls!
**[03:57] M**
He's so persistent!
**[04:00] M**
Seiya approaches us maidens
one after another.
**[04:04] M**
I wonder if he's a stalker
obsessed with maidens.
**[04:07] F**
Yeah, he used to drink at the bar
where I work every single night.
**[04:11] M**
He was following me around before that,
**[04:13] M**
and his target now is Lillith.
**[04:15] I**
Really?
**[04:17] L**
He's not a bad person, though...
**[04:19] I**
Why do you say that?
**[04:21] L**
It's like this.
**[04:23] L**
He's a playboy by birth.
**[04:25] L**
His personality makes him want to pursue
maidens who would never fall for him.
**[04:30] L**
We can only wait until he gives up.
**[04:34] M**
But how did he find out
we're going to the beach?
**[04:37] I**
What's the matter?
**[04:38] M**
N-Nothing.
**[04:43] M**
Sorry, everyone!
**[04:56] C**
There you go!
**[05:13] Mana**
Itsuki, how do you like the
swimsuits I prepared?
**[05:18] Mana**
They're so revealing that you
can't resist them, can you?
**[05:21] Mana**
I can tell how excited you are
by looking at your pocky stick!
**[05:24] I**
Why, you... Mine is super thick!
**[05:32] I**
We came all the way to the beach.
Aren't you going to swim?
**[05:34] L**
My fortune today said to avoid water...
**[05:38] I**
Can I sit beside you?
**[05:40] L**
You can't!
**[05:41] L**
Please go see everyone else.
**[05:42] Alfie**
Raise your head!
**[05:44] Alfie**
Swing your arms!
**[05:46] Alfie**
Run faster!
**[05:48] I**
His photo shoot was selfies?
**[05:51] L**
He's a genuine narcissist.
**[05:54] I**
You don't have to defend his behavior.
**[05:56] L**
No, it's all from my fortune-telling
**[06:00] (Flashback) L**
Um... What would you like to know?
**[06:03] (Flashback) S**
My fated partner, who's waiting for me.
**[06:06] (Flashback) L**
Huh? Uh...
**[06:08] (Flashback) S**
I already know that the
maidens have to be virgins.
**[06:12] (Flashback) S**
But that just means they
have to remain pure, right?
**[06:15] (Flashback) S**
Even if they have important duties,
they should be free to fall in love.
**[06:20] L**
He's the biggest narcissist
and playboy in this world,
**[06:23] L**
so no one can stop him.
**[06:26] I**
What? How can that be?
**[06:29] L**
Are you saying that my
fortune-telling is a sham?!
**[06:34] I**
No, that's not what I meant...
**[06:37] L**
You're so mean!
**[06:39] I**
No way! I'm sorry!
**[06:42] L**
Hey, you bastard!
**[06:45] L**
What the hell did you do to Lillith?
**[06:47] I**
Who are you?
**[06:48] L**
I'm Lillie!
**[06:49] L**
My chest hurts, and I'm tearing up!
**[06:53] L**
What the heck did you do?!
**[06:54] I**
I was just saying maybe she shouldn't
believe too much in fortune-telling...
**[06:58] L**
That's unforgivable!
**[06:59] L**
Are you mocking her?
**[07:00] I**
Come on, it's just fortune-telling.
**[07:02] L**
Just fortune-telling?
**[07:03] L**
Are you crazy?
**[07:05] L**
Lillith's fortune-telling is absolute!
**[07:07] L**
It's never been wrong before!
**[07:10] I**
That's not possible.
**[07:12] L**
Then tell me when, where, and at what
exact time did she get it wrong?
**[07:17] L**
Huh? Cat got your tongue?
**[07:20] I**
Listen...
**[07:21] I**
Sorry, but I don't believe
in fortune-telling and stuff.
**[07:26] L**
You fool!
**[07:27] L**
Say that after you see it for yourself!
**[07:31] L**
You nitwit!
**[07:32] L**
Lillith, tell this stupid Visitor's fortune,
and show him who's the boss!
**[07:38] L**
Ready?
**[07:40] L**
Th-That hurts.
**[07:42] I**
Are you all right?
**[07:43] L**
Was Lillie-chan angry?
**[07:46] I**
Yeah, she told me to decide whether
or not to believe in fortune-telling
**[07:49] I**
after you tell my fortune.
**[07:52] L**
I would like to ask you to try as well.
**[07:55] L**
Then you should understand...
**[07:58] I**
All right.
**[08:00] I**
If that satisfies the two of you.
**[08:03] L**
Okay, please allow me.
**[08:13] L**
Huh?
**[08:14] I**
Lillith? What's wrong?
**[08:16] L**
I-I'm sorry!
**[08:18] I**
What did you see?
**[08:20] L**
Well, uh... um...
**[08:26] L**
Actually, my fortune-telling
is a sham. That's fine.
**[08:33] L**
I'm sorry.
**[08:34] L**
I can't possibly...
**[08:41] S**
Hey, what are those two arguing about?
**[08:45] Mana**
Who knows? I have no idea.
**[08:48] S**
I'll reward you well for this.
**[08:51] Mana**
Grin!
**[08:52] L**
Did you put Lillith in a tight spot again?
**[08:54] I**
That wasn't my intention...
**[08:56] I**
I just had her read my
fortune, as you instructed.
**[08:58] L**
So what was it?
**[09:00] L**
The result of her fortune-telling!
**[09:03] L**
Don't tell me you believed her?!
**[09:07] I**
But...
**[09:08] Mana**
Whisper, whisper.
**[09:09] S**
A lover's quarrel?
**[09:10] S**
That's cute.
**[09:12] Mana**
So you'll give me what you promised?
**[09:13] S**
Yes. Well done.
**[09:15] Mana**
Yay!
**[09:20] I**
What is it?
**[09:21] L**
Shut up! Keep quiet!
**[09:24] L**
So that's what happened.
**[09:25] L**
Hey, Visitor. Are you ready?
**[09:29] I**
Ready for what?
**[09:30] L**
You're so dumb!
**[09:32] L**
I'll tell you what Lillith couldn't tell you.
**[09:35] L**
You'll die at this rate!
**[09:38] I**
Where did that come from?
**[09:40] L**
She saw the seal of death on you.
**[09:41] L**
It'll happen in the near future, too.
**[09:44] I**
I see.
**[09:44] L**
Hey, are you okay with that?
**[09:47] L**
You still don't believe it?
**[09:49] I**
There's nothing I can do if
that's my fortune, right?
**[09:52] I**
I mean, how am I supposed
to react to that, anyway?
**[09:55] L**
Then hurry and drop dead, you moron!
**[09:58] L**
We gave you a proper warning, got it?
**[10:01] I**
That's cruel...
**[10:03] L**
That's my line!
**[10:05] L**
Damn! I'm so frustrated!
**[10:10] L**
That hurts...
**[10:11] I**
How am I supposed to believe that?
**[10:14] L**
Um... did she...
**[10:16] I**
Yes, Lillie told me everything.
**[10:18] I**
I'm sorry, but I still can't believe it.
**[10:21] L**
But it's the truth...
**[10:24] I**
Then when, where, and how am I going to die?
**[10:27] I**
Your fortune-telling is absolute, right?
**[10:29] I**
Then tell me.
**[10:30] L**
Please don't say it like that.
**[10:33] L**
A maiden's duty is to assist the Visitor.
**[10:35] L**
Fortune-telling can predict the future,
**[10:38] ---**
but it can also be used to avoid danger.
**[10:41] L**
But you'll have to believe
my fortune-telling first.
**[10:48] L**
Please look over there!
**[10:51] L**
I told you that it wasn't
possible to stop him earlier,
**[10:55] L**
but I can change his behavior using
the results of my fortune-telling
**[10:58] I**
You mean...
**[10:59] L**
I can't let something happen
to the maidens, so...
**[11:03] L**
I sent his mortal weakness
over there, just in case.
**[11:06] Mana**
Madam Tokugawa-sensei's technique
**[11:09] ---**
that will make anyone climax
with just the tip of a finger!
**[11:12] Mana**
This is Mana's Touch!
**[11:18] Mana**
Finishing blow: Mana's Touch!
**[11:25] Mana**
The fun has just begun!
**[11:30] S**
If you touch there...
**[11:32] S**
But it feels so good...
**[11:33] S**
Don't stop!
**[11:37] Mana**
I made a helpless thing climax again.
**[11:40] L**
I'm sure Seiya-san won't be
bothering anyone for quite some time.
**[11:45] I**
You really managed to change fate...
**[11:48] L**
Itsuki-san, do you still not
believe my fortune-telling?
**[11:52] I**
I'm sorry about before.
I'll believe you and Lillie.
**[11:56] I**
No, I'm starting to want to believe you.
**[11:58] L**
Then...
**[11:59] I**
Yes, please.
**[12:06] I**
Are you all right?
**[12:07] L**
Uh... um...
**[12:10] L**
I'll leave the rest to Lillie-chan!
**[12:15] I**
Wait a second...
**[12:17] I**
This is all too sudden!
**[12:19] I**
What happened?
**[12:20] L**
Apparently, your life will be spared
if we make a Star Child now.
**[12:25] I**
Is that right?
**[12:26] I**
But are you sure about this?
**[12:28] L**
Lillith's fortune-telling is absolute.
**[12:30] L**
And... you believe in us, right?
**[12:35] I**
Yes. Then you'll have my child?
**[12:41] Lillie**
I've got no choice.
**[12:41] Lillith**
I'll do my best.
**[12:51] G**
I can't hold on any longer! I give up!
**[12:54] Alfie**
If any one of you falls, you all get punished!
**[12:57] C**
This is too cruel!
**[12:59] P**
She's a demon.
**[13:00] Alfie**
You over there! Focus harder
if you have the energy to chat!
**[13:05] I**
Are you all training hard?
**[13:09] All**
Visitor-sama!
**[13:10] Alfie**
Itsuki! Oh, you!
**[13:14] Alfie**
You could've told me you were coming!
**[13:16] Both**
Stare...
**[13:20] Alfie**
Um...
**[13:22] Alfie**
If you'd like...
**[13:23] Alfie**
I knew you might come,
**[13:25] ---**
so I ordered some from
"The Cafe with Great Red Tea!"
**[13:28] I**
Okay, then...
**[13:31] I**
It's great!
**[13:33] Mana**
If you've never experienced this
great taste and aroma before,
***SIGN*** Hello, Good-Bye
***SIGN*** "Check the official website for details!"
**[13:35] Mana**
check our website!
**[13:37] Alfie**
I'm glad you liked it!
**[13:39] Alfie**
Huh?
**[13:43] I**
Damn, he's after Arie next?
**[13:46] I**
Hey, Seiya! Enough is enough!
**[13:48] A**
He's so hot!
**[13:50] S**
Darn, he found me.
**[13:54] I**
Are you all right, Arie?
**[13:56] A**
I-I'm not Arie!
**[13:59] A**
You've mistaken me for someone else!
**[14:00] I**
What?
**[14:02] I**
Wait, Seiya!
**[14:07] A**
How did he know it was me?
**[14:10] A**
I put on a disguise!
**[14:12] Man**
Welcome.
**[14:13] A**
Is the item I ordered finished?
**[14:15] Man**
Yes. Sorry to keep you waiting.
**[14:17] Man**
It sure was a lot of work!
**[14:20] A**
The beauty of the steel!
**[14:22] A**
Its dark reflection reminds me of a jewel!
**[14:25] Man**
There's only one blacksmith remaining in
Granvania who can polish steel like that.
**[14:30] Man**
But why did you want such
an old-fashioned weapon?
**[14:33] A**
We maidens cannot fight,
**[14:37] A**
so I at least want to be close
to Itsuki-san in spirit,
**[14:40] ---**
with this naginata by my side.
**[14:44] Man**
If only I could find a wife
who was like you, Arie!
**[14:47] A**
Oh, you don't really mean that.
**[14:49] A**
Oh, no! The kids will
return to the church soon.
**[15:08] A**
Welcome, my cute Naginata-chan.
**[15:18] A**
Lord, thank you for protecting
Itsuki-san again today.
**[15:25] A**
Who is it?
**[15:27] S**
Can I hide here?
**[15:32] A**
The Lord says to love your enemies
**[15:35] ---**
and pray for those who persecute you.
**[15:39] S**
That's a relief.
**[15:42] A**
Is something troubling you?
**[15:45] A**
I can hear you out, if you don't mind.
**[15:49] A**
I see.
**[15:51] A**
Love is patient, love is kind.
**[15:55] A**
I hope the love within you
comes to fruition one day.
**[15:58] S**
Thank you!
**[16:00] S**
It was so painful not being
able to tell anyone!
**[16:03] A**
It's all right.
**[16:05] A**
But now that you've shared a secret with me,
**[16:09] A**
I'll also have to share my secret with you.
**[16:18] A**
Yes, please swing harder!
**[16:22] S**
Like this?
**[16:24] A**
No, harder!
**[16:27] S**
Okay, then how about this?
**[16:30] A**
Are you kidding?
**[16:32] A**
Stop playing around
and use a proper stance!
**[16:34] S**
U-Um... Actually, this is really heavy.
**[16:39] A**
You're so mean!
**[16:40] A**
You're making Naginata-chan cry!
**[16:46] A**
No! Help me!
**[16:49] I**
Arie! Are you okay?
**[16:51] I**
Seiya, you...
**[16:53] I**
You scum!
**[16:54] S**
No, no! It's not like that, Itsuki!
**[16:57] I**
Shut up! Not another word!
**[16:58] S**
There's a deep explanation to this!
Deeper than the sea...
**[17:00] I**
Shut up! No excuses!
**[17:02] S**
Sea! I was showing her what to do
when someone is drowning in the sea!
**[17:02] A**
I'm so relieved.
**[17:04] A**
Itsuki-san, wait!
**[17:06] S**
S-See?
**[17:07] A**
We're just playing around...
**[17:10] I**
Arie, don't worry. I'll never let
another soul know about this.
**[17:15] I**
Even if you've lost your
status as a maiden...
**[17:19] Mana**
Don't worry, Itsuki!
**[17:21] Mana**
She's still giving off the
aroma of a fresh virgin!
**[17:25] Mana**
In fact, she's still an innocent maiden
who hasn't even kissed anyone before!
**[17:30] I**
What exactly is going on, Arie?
**[17:36] I**
What on earth is this?
**[17:37] A**
It is creepy, isn't it?
**[17:41] A**
It's fine. I knew you would react this way.
**[17:44] I**
Awesome!
**[17:45] I**
I'm surprised you were
able to collect so many!
**[17:50] A**
Uh, you have to point it down in a stance.
**[17:54] A**
Hurry!
**[17:56] I**
Like this?
**[17:57] A**
Yes! Wonderful!
**[17:59] A**
That pose makes the long spear
glitter more than anything else!
**[18:04] A**
Look! The aura at the spike
is the proof that it's happy!
**[18:07] A**
You really are the chosen Visitor!
**[18:09] I**
R-Really?
**[18:11] A**
Seiya-san!
**[18:11] A**
Don't just stand there! Take a photo!
We may never get a chance again!
**[18:14] S**
Yeah, leave it to me!
**[18:16] I**
What's your problem?
**[18:18] A**
Itsuki-san, try this next.
**[18:20] A**
It's my personal opinion,
**[18:23] A**
but I think a bow is most erotic when
the bowstring is stretched to its limit!
**[18:27] A**
The tension it releases is out of this world!
**[18:29] I**
Right...
**[18:31] A**
So...
**[18:36] S**
That's it!
**[18:37] A**
You really are something else!
**[18:40] A**
I'm not strong enough to pull that hard!
**[18:43] A**
Did you hear that?
**[18:45] A**
She's smiling in elation!
**[18:49] I**
Uh, Arie... are we done?
**[18:51] A**
Wait! Just a little more!
**[18:53] I**
Seriously?
**[18:54] S**
Good, Itsuki! Give me more!
**[18:56] A**
Weapons really shine to their fullest
when they're in the hands of
**[19:01] A**
a truly great Visitor!
**[19:03] A**
Don't worry, I know how you all feel.
**[19:07] A**
You all want to be embraced
by Itsuki, don't you?
**[19:12] A**
But I'm sorry, can I be next?
**[19:16] Mana**
Oh, Arie! You perv!
**[19:18] A**
Oh, no! What am I thinking?
**[19:22] I**
Um... Was that thing earlier...
**[19:24] A**
Yes. I asked Seiya-san,
**[19:27] A**
but he couldn't handle her at all.
**[19:30] A**
Uh, what's that?
**[19:32] A**
It's obviously the ceremonial
weapon for weddings, a naginata.
**[19:35] A**
When the time comes, I want
her by my side for our...
**[19:38] I**
Hey, I think you've got it all wrong.
**[19:42] Mana**
Unfortunately, the real
naginatas are like this.
**[19:45] A**
No way!
**[19:46] Mana**
There's also the Firearms
and Swords Control Act...
**[19:49] Mana**
You'd be arrested on sight for carrying
something so dangerous in Sola!
**[19:53] A**
What?
**[19:54] A**
N-No way...
**[19:56] A**
Then... I've done everything in vain?
**[20:00] I**
But I'm a bit relieved.
**[20:03] I**
Actually, I thought it was hard to
approach you, since you were so serious.
**[20:08] A**
Really?
**[20:09] I**
But I wasn't expecting a hobby like this
or a frivolous side of you.
**[20:14] I**
I'm relieved.
**[20:15] A**
Does that mean you...
**[20:17] I**
Yes, I'm starting to like you a lot,
including the fact
**[20:20] ---**
that you're a weapon enthusiast.
**[20:21] A**
Itsuki-san!
**[20:23] I**
Don't cry.
**[20:25] A**
But I'm so happy!
**[20:27] I**
Then, can we...
**[20:30] I**
Arie, will you have my child?
**[20:33] A**
Of course!
**[20:37] A**
It really makes you nervous
when it's the real thing...
**[20:42] I**
I'll wait for you inside.
**[20:44] I**
Come in when you're mentally prepared.
**[20:46] A**
Okay.
**[20:48] A**
Perhaps Itsuki-san knew about
my secret the whole time.
**[20:57] I**
What?!
***SIGN*** I've Got So Many Kids
**[22:43] A**
Thank you for waiting, Seiya-san.
**[22:45] S**
Hi.
**[22:46] S**
Did the Love Ritual go well after that?
**[22:49] A**
Yes.
**[22:51] S**
I'm so jealous.
**[22:53] S**
But I got great photos thanks
to you, so we're even.
**[22:57] S**
Here you go.
**[23:00] A**
That's so wonderful!
**[23:01] A**
What about those?
**[23:03] S**
They're from the trip. Wanna see?
**[23:04] A**
Of course!
**[23:06] S**
Aren't they great?
**[23:07] A**
Yes.
**[23:08] A**
Amazing poses!
**[23:10] S**
Maybe I'll make an exception
and let you see the best photo!
**[23:16] Both**
So cute!
**[23:26] Mana**
Seiya is actually after Itsuki?!
***SIGN*** Will You Have My Child BlehBleh!
**[23:37] Mana**
Hoodlum.