6 - I'll Go Shave All My Hair Off

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[00:16] Kaos
    I got it!
[00:25] Koyume
    Kaos-chan?!
[00:32] Kaos
    Koyume-chan...
[00:33] ---
    I'm sorry.
[00:35] Koyume
    More importantly, are you okay?
[00:37] Kaos
    It looked like something was right there...
[00:44] Koyume
    I don't see anything.
[00:57] Suzu
    Found you...
SIGN    Comic Girls
[02:34] Koyume
    Looks like it's all clear.
[02:37] Koyume
    Let's just have some ice cream
    and forget all about it.
[02:40] Kaos
    Otay...
[02:42] Koyume
    It's been so hot, lately.
[02:46] Kaos
    Yes...
[02:47] Kaos
    I'm really scared of ghosts!
[02:54] Koyume
    Don't worry.
[02:56] ---
    I'm sure you were just imagining things.
[02:57] Koyume
    Come to think of it, isn't there a saying
    like "Ghosts start with worry?"
[03:14] Koyume
    What's wrong, Kaos-chan?
[03:17] Suzu
    Don't you believe in ghosts?
[03:25] Kaos
    Ruki-san!
[03:27] Ruki
    What's wrong, Kaos-chan?
[03:30] Kaos
    There's a ghost...
[03:32] Ruki
    Ghost?
[03:33] Tsub
    Are you sure you're
    not imagining things?
[03:35] Kaos
    No!
[03:36] ---
    It had really long hair that was all black...
[03:38] ---
    You couldn't see its face and
    its hair flowed everywhere!
[03:41] Tsub
    I'm sure you just saw a manga artist that
    dumped a bunch of ink over their head.
[03:44] Ruki
    That'd be concerning for a
    completely different reason...
[03:48] Ruki
    Let's calm down a bit.
[03:49] Kaos
    Okay...
[03:51] Kaos
    I just remembered that I left
    Koyume-chan with the ghost!
[03:54] Ruki
    Huh?
[03:57] Kaos
    Oh, no!
[04:01] Kaos
    Koyume-chan's going to be cursed!
[04:03] Koyume
    That feels so nice!
[04:05] Suzu
    Right? My body's so cold.
[04:08] Ruki
    They're getting along.
[04:10] Ruki
    Fuura-senpai.
[04:12] Suzu
    Ruki-chan and Tsu-chan!
[04:14] Kaos
    You know each other?
[04:16] Ruki
    She was our senpai and looked after us
    when we first came to the dorm.
[04:20] Suzu
    I'm Suzu Fuura, a second-year in high school.
[04:22] ---
    I'm a horror manga artist.
[04:25] Tsu
    Didn't you go back home?
[04:27] Suzu
    They're my besties!
[04:30] Koyume
    Sure doesn't look that way...
[04:32] Suzu
    By the way,
[04:34] ---
    was the one screaming earlier in
    that splendid voice this little one?
[04:38] Koyume
    Her name's Kaos-chan!
[04:39] Suzu
    So your name is Kaos-chan!
[04:43] Suzu
    Your hair is so long and pretty.
[04:45] Suzu
    They say that people with long hair
    tend to have strong spiritual powers,
[04:48] Suzu
    so ghosts would probably
    love you, Kaos-chan...
[04:54] Kaos
    I'm going to shave all my hair off!
[04:54] Ruki
    Don't do anything rash!
[04:56] Tsu
    Is she going to be okay?
[04:58] Koyume
    So cold!
[05:00] ---
    I'll never have to worry about
    really hot nights again!
[05:05] Tsu
    And I think she might be
    a little too okay with this...
[05:14] Kaos
    Fuura-senpai...
[05:18] Kaos
    She's scary.
[05:19] ---
    I need to make sure I don't run into her.
[05:24] Ruki
    Kaos-chan was pretty freaked out...
[05:27] Tsu
    Yeah, I can't really blame her.
[05:29] Tsu
    Fuura-senpai does have a habit
    of appearing out of nowhere...
[05:32] Ruki
    Yeah...
[05:33] Ruki
    I'll warn Kaos-chan to be on her guard.
[05:36] Ruki
    Especially...
[05:39] Suzu
    Good morning...
[05:43] Kaos
    About the fact that she likes showing
    up behind people in mirrors...
[05:46] Tsu
    Too late.
[05:53] Suzu
    Kaos-chan, here...
[05:56] Suzu
    Cookies!
[05:57] Kaos
    No!
[06:03] Suzu
    Kaos-chan, you must really love them!
[06:06] Suzu
    Dolls, that is... I love them, too.
[06:08] Kaos
    No!
[06:15] Suzu
    Kaos-chan, want some?
[06:17] Kaos
    No...
[06:22] Suzu
    I can draw such wonderful
    pictures when I hear you scream!
[06:27] Suzu
    Kaos-chan? Hey, Kaos-chan.
[06:31] Suzu
    Oh?
[06:31] Ruki
    Kaos-chan!
[06:34] Tsub
    Somosan! Seppa! Johakyu!
[06:35] Ruki
    That's not even a spell!
[06:37] ---
    Not to mention, Senpai isn't a ghost
    to begin with, so that's just rude!
[06:41] Suzu
    Eek! I'm going to be purified!
[06:43] ---
    Please stop!
[06:43] Ruki
    Uh, actually, she seems
    to be enjoying the attention...
[06:46] Tsub
    This is your chance! Run!
[06:50] Kaos
    I'm so scared!
[06:52] Ruki
    You scream so much that
    she's taken a liking to you.
[06:56] Kaos
    Please save me, Ruki-san.
[06:58] Tsub
    Come to think of it, she followed
    Rukki around a lot at first, too.
[07:03] Ruki
    Even when I was sleeping,
[07:05] ---
    or in the bath...
[07:07] Ruki
    No matter how much I'd try to lose her...
[07:10] Ruki
    I thought I was going to go insane,
[07:13] Ruki
    but I still managed to draw this.
SIGN    The Stalker Wife 24
[07:17] Koyume
    It's amazing that you managed to
    use that experience in your work!
[07:21] Tsub
    That's how Rukki managed to
    get through all of it, but...
[07:24] Kaos
    Fuura-senpai appears,
    blowing her horn...
[07:27] Kaos
    I'm going to end up being
    Fuura-senpai's sacrifice!
[07:28] Tsub
    Kaos isn't going to even be able
    to draw manga at this rate...
[07:31] Ruki
    The only way to get Fuura-senpai
    to forget about her
[07:33] ---
    is for her to steel her heart and ignore her!
[07:40] Tsub
    Will this work?
[07:42] Ruki
    Yes.
[07:42] ---
    We can't let her in, no matter what.
[07:44] Koyume
    Okay.
[08:04] Suzu
    Kaos-chan, you're here, aren't you?
[08:07] Kaos
    No!
[08:08] Suzu
    Let me in!
[08:09] Kaos
    No!
[08:09] Suzu
    Open up!
[08:15] Suzu
    I'm scared of thunder!
[08:19] Kaos
    And I'm scared of you!
[08:21] Suzu
    Please...
[08:22] ---
    Open up...
[08:24] Suzu
    I'm so lonely by myself!
[08:26] Suzu
    I finally... came back to the dorm...
[08:30] ---
    but the girl I was rooming with is gone!
[08:33] Suzu
    I'm so alone...
[08:49] Suzu
    I don't really know...
[08:52] Suzu
    how to interact...
[08:55] ---
    with others... very... well...
[09:00] Suzu
    I'm so awkward...
[09:01] ---
    That's why you're all avoiding me.
[09:11] Kaos
    That feeling...
[09:12] Kaos
    I sort of...
[09:16] Koyume
    Kaos-chan!
[09:17] Ruki
    Wait!
[09:17] Tsub
    Don't open the door!
[09:20] Kaos
    I understand!
[09:22] ---
    I-If everyone had left me out,
[09:26] ---
    I would've been alone, too,
[09:28] Kaos
    so I can't leave her alone!
[09:46] Ruki
    It's no use. Kaos-chan's just too nice.
[09:49] Tsub
    At this rate, Kaos might
    disappear from the dorm...
[09:52] Koyume
    No...
[09:54] Kaos
    You're scary, after all!
[09:56] Kaos
    Huh?
[09:57] Kaos
    She's slender, but her chest is pretty big...
[10:01] Kaos
    I see!
[10:04] Suzu
    Kaos-chan...
[10:06] Kaos
    Yes?
[10:08] Kaos
    Now that I got a good look
    at her, she's really pretty.
[10:13] Kaos
    Huh? What is this unexpected difference?
[10:18] Suzu
    Will you be my friend?
[10:20] Kaos
    Y-Yes!
[10:22] Suzu
    Thank you!
[10:25] Ruki
    Did... the nuance of her screams change?
[10:34] Kaos
    Yes?
[10:37] Kaos
    Hello, Fuura-senpai.
[10:39] Suzu
    Hello.
[10:40] Kaos
    Please, come in.
[10:42] Kaos
    Fuura-senpai, your skin is
    really fair and beautiful.
[10:45] Suzu
    You think so?
[10:47] ---
    I don't really go outside...
[10:49] Koyume
    You're always wearing such a cute dress!
[10:52] ---
    Where did you get it?
[10:53] Suzu
    Um... online...
[10:55] Koyume
    Oh, really? What service did you use?
[10:56] Suzu
    Huh?
[10:57] ---
    Somehow, being treated normally
    is rather embarrassing...
[11:03] Ruki
    I wonder if Kaos-chan has a thing for
    mature-looking people acting needy towards her.
[11:08] Tsub
    Did a new rival appear?
[11:10] Ruki
    It's not like that.
[11:12] Ruki
    But I'm glad that there's a
    place for Fuura-senpai now.
[11:16] Tsub
    Yeah. She's a bit different,
    but she's not a bad person.
[11:20] Suzu
    Thank you for worrying about me...
[11:24] Tsub
    There you are, evil spirit! Begone!
[11:27] Suzu
    I'm so relieved
    you two still reject me.
SIGN    Episode 6
    "I'll Go Shave All My Hair Off!"
SIGN    Eeeek
SIGN    I made some chocolate cake today...
[11:32] Ruki
    You really are annoying...
[11:37] Tv
    There should be clear skies
    all across the country.
[11:39] Tv
    And please take a look at this.
[11:41] Tv
    Here at Kochia Plaza, it's the perfect time to see
    all the kochia bushes in their full fall splendor.
[12:07] Niji
    Those girls didn't see me, did they?
[12:10] Niji
    Yeah. I don't look like an otaku at all.
[12:13] Niji
    It's okay.
[12:15] ---
    My secret hasn't been revealed.
[12:18] Niji
    I'm heading out!
[12:19] Mom
    Have a good day!
[12:28] Kaos
    Did you end up staying up all night?
[12:32] Tsub
    I was thinking about my storyboard...
[12:34] Koyume
    Tsubasa-san, I heard that your ranking
    with the reader surveys went up.
[12:37] Tsub
    Yeah.
[12:39] Tsub
    I'm happy, but it's also a lot of pressure...
[12:41] Tsub
    Not to mention, I want to actually hear
    people tell me why it went up.
[12:46] Ruki
    You'll probably fall asleep
    in class at this rate, Tsu-chan.
[12:49] Kaos
    Nijino-sensei's really strict and
    scary, so you need to be careful.
[12:53] Ruki
    I'm pretty sure she hasn't figured out that
[12:56] ---
    the reason Tsu-chan's falling asleep in
    class is because of her manga, but...
[13:03] Niji
    Good morning.
[13:05] All
    Good morning.
[13:06] Kaos
    G-Good...
[13:08] Niji
    Moeta-san!
[13:09] ---
    You need to say your greetings
    loudly and with vigor!
[13:11] Kaos
    I'm so sorry!
[13:12] Kaos
    But you know, being scolded by beautiful
    teachers is a wonderful thing...
[13:18] Niji
    Uh, Moeta-san? Why are you smiling?
[13:21] Kaos
    Eek! I'm sorry!
[13:22] Niji
    Please compose yourself.
SIGN    Tidy
[13:26] [SONG] Sign
    Newly-appointed
SIGN    Responsible
SIGN    Notebook
SIGN    Beautiful and cute
[13:26] Koyume
    Did you model that after Nijino-sensei?
[13:29] Kaos
    Yes.
[13:30] ---
    I've been wanting to draw
    a character like this.
[13:32] Koyume
    That's great! Nijino-sensei
    is cute, after all!
[13:35] Tsub
    You did a good job.
[13:36] Ruki
    Why don't you make her chest a little bigger?
[13:39] ---
    I think this is just right.
[13:40] Niji
    What are they whispering about?
[13:42] Niji
    It couldn't be...
[13:43] Ruki
    She might be acting like
    she's such a teacher, but...
[13:44] Koyume
    She's a fan of the Dark Hero.
[13:47] Kaos
    She's pretty hardcore, too.
[13:47] Tsub
    So she's one of us.
[13:49] Niji
    That's right!
[13:50] ---
    If they were there...
[13:51] Ruki
    Right now, she lacks any kind of gap.
[13:54] Kaos
    Gap? What would you do, then, Ruki-san?
[13:57] Ruki
    Well...
[13:59] Niji
    I need to know...
[14:01] Ruki
    Like seeming really serious,
    but wearing really sexy underwear.
[14:04] Niji
    Is that true, Irokawa-san?
[14:06] Ruki
    N-No, we weren't talking about me.
[14:10] Niji
    All right,
[14:11] ---
    we will now begin homeroom.
[14:14] Niji
    If they haven't found out
    about me, that's good.
[14:19] Niji
    But why were those girls there?
[14:22] ---
    Could it be...
[14:23] Niji
    They're fans?
[14:25] Niji
    She's already asleep?
[14:26] Niji
    Katsuki-san!
[14:28] ---
    Do you come to school just to sleep?
[14:30] Kaos
    Tsubasa-san!
[14:31] Ruki
    Tsu-chan, Tsu-chan, wake up!
[14:31] Niji
    I guess I'll just ask them
    some casual questions, first.
[14:35] Niji
    Please come with me!
[14:38] Niji
    I'll find out why, first.
[14:40] Niji
    Hey, are you listening, Katsuki-san?
[14:43] Niji
    Why are you so tired?
[14:45] Niji
    Are you watching late-night anime?
[14:47] Tsub
    Uh... Um...
[14:50] Tsub
    I can't tell her that I'm
    drawing manga, no matter what.
[14:54] Niji
    I have to ask...
[14:56] Niji
    Are you staying up late at night?
[14:59] Tsub
    Uh, well, I...
[15:01] Tsub
    I can't tell her.
[15:05] Ruki
    This is exactly what I was worried would happen.
[15:07] Kaos
    Yes...
[15:09] Koyume
    This just isn't fair for Tsubasa-san!
[15:11] Koyume
    Sensei, please don't be
    too angry at Tsubasa-san!
[15:14] ---
    She's really tired!
[15:16] Tsub
    Koyume...
[15:17] Niji
    No, I can't allow napping
    to happen in my class.
[15:21] Koyume
    Then, if Tsubasa-san looks like
    she's about to fall asleep,
[15:23] ---
    I'll pour her some coffee!
[15:25] Koyume
    Here, have a cup!
[15:27] Niji
    You're not even in my class!
[15:32] Kaos
    She totally has her eye
    on you now, Tsubasa-san.
[15:37] Tsub
    She asked me why I was napping,
[15:40] ---
    but I couldn't tell her that
    I was up late drawing manga.
[15:43] Koyume
    Maybe you should go ahead and just
    tell Nijino-sensei the truth.
[15:49] Ruki
    I wonder if she'd accept that, though...
[15:51] Ruki
    She's really responsible,
    so she might just lecture her.
[15:55] Niji
    Stop drawing manga and study!
[15:59] Kaos
    Getting lectured by a beautiful teacher...
[16:03] Ruki
    Do you want to get yelled at, Kaos-chan?
[16:05] Tsub
    Either way, I can't say anything.
[16:09] Tsub
    Because being a high-school girl author...
[16:11] ---
    doesn't fit with the image of shonen mangas...
[16:15] All
    Huh?
[16:16] Tsub
    Wing V's true identity must be kept a secret.
[16:22] Ruki
    Wing V...
[16:23] Kaos
    Wing V...
[16:24] Koyume
    Wing V...
[16:25] Tsub
    Why did you all just repeat my pen name?
[16:28] Koyume
    Uh, no reason.
[16:30] Ruki
    Tsu-chan thinks it's actually cool,
    so it's hard to say anything.
[16:34] Ruki
    Anyway, at least try to stay awake during
    the next class with Nijino-sensei.
[16:39] Koyume
    Here, have some coffee!
[16:44] Ruki
    Hey, Tsu-chan's actually
    being responsible and...
[16:47] Ruki
    working?!
[16:49] Ruki
    It's not like you can do whatever you want
    as long as you aren't sleeping, Tsu-chan!
[16:52] Tsub
    But if I don't do this,
    I'll end up falling asleep...
[16:56] Ruki
    Oh, no!
[16:59] Kaos
    It's all over!
[17:01] Ruki
    She's going to find out!
[17:04] Niji
    I knew it!
[17:13] Koyume
    I think she might get
    into a lot of trouble.
[17:16] Ruki
    Well, from a teacher's point of view,
[17:17] ---
    it probably just looks like doodling.
[17:21] Niji
    Katsuki-san, there's something
    I'd like to ask you.
[17:24] Niji
    This...
[17:26] Niji
    C-Could it be that you like The Dark Hero, too?!
[17:31] Tsub
    Huh?
[17:31] Koyume
    Sensei!
[17:34] Tsub
    You've heard of it?
[17:35] Niji
    I-I've been following it since chapter one.
[17:39] ---
    I'm a huge fan of Wing V-sensei!
[17:41] Tsub
    Fan...
[17:43] Niji
    Katsuki-san, your illustration
    almost looks official...
[17:49] Tsub
    Yes, well...
[17:50] Niji
    So she is a fan!
[17:53] Tsub
    I have to change the subject!
[17:54] Tsub
    Um...
[17:56] ---
    What do you like about The Dark Hero?
[17:59] Niji
    Um, well,
[18:01] ---
    I love both the art and story,
[18:03] Niji
    but the protagonist is so cute!
[18:05] Tsub
    Cute? Not cool?
[18:08] Niji
    Yes! He's such a brat and
    his shorts are adorable!
[18:11] Niji
    His kneecaps are the best!
[18:13] Tsub
    I see...
[18:15] ---
    I guess I never thought about that before.
[18:17] Niji
    Wait, wait... I got all
    worked up without thinking.
[18:23] Niji
    Um...
[18:24] Niji
    Do you happen to go to events, too?
[18:27] Tsub
    Huh?
[18:28] Niji
    Or do you participate
    in things like that?
[18:33] Kaos
    I can't just sit here anymore!
[18:34] Kaos
    Um, Sensei!
[18:35] Niji
    Moeta-san.
[18:37] Kaos
    Tsubasa-san is...
[18:39] Niji
    Yes?
[18:40] Niji
    What?!
[18:42] Kaos
    Sensei!
[18:44] Niji
    I-It's okay...
[18:46] Niji
    Wing V-sensei draws such
    wonderful illustrations...
[18:50] Niji
    So I was prepared to accept
[18:51] ---
    whatever they might look like or what their
    personality might actually be like...
[18:55] Niji
    But the fact that she's a high school girl,
[18:57] ---
    not to mention one of my students...
[18:58] Niji
    No, no, that just can't be!
[19:00] Niji
    There's no way that Katsuki-san
    could be Wing V-sensei!
[19:04] Ruki
    But it's true!
[19:05] Koyume
    Tsubasa-san's amazing!
[19:07] Niji
    I'm not so naïve as to let you fool me!
[19:10] Kaos
    But we're not!
[19:12] Tsub
    Oh...
[19:12] ---
    I'm not sure if this would be proof, but...
[19:15] Tsub
    This is the manuscript
    I finished this morning.
SIGN    Whack
SIGN    Whack
SIGN    Crash
[19:29] Niji
    S-S-S-Sensei!
[19:31] ---
    Please forgive my rudeness!
[19:32] Tsub
    You're the sensei...
[19:34] Niji
    May I ask you something?
[19:36] Tsub
    Yes?
[19:37] Niji
    Did you happen to go
[19:39] ---
    to the anime event that was being held
    at the amusement park the other day?
[19:43] Tsub
    No...
[19:44] ---
    We did coincidentally go to the
    amusement park that day, though.
[19:49] Niji
    So they didn't find out!
[19:51] Tsub
    There are a lot of readers that
    think Wing V is a guy,
[19:54] Tsub
    so I can't go to official gatherings
    like events or autograph signings.
[19:59] Niji
    I-I see...
[20:02] Tsub
    So please keep the fact
    that I'm Wing V a secret.
[20:07] Niji
    Of course!
[20:09] Tsub
    Also, um...
[20:12] ---
    It made me really happy...
[20:13] Niji
    Huh?
[20:15] Tsub
    This was the first time I actually
    got to hear directly from a fan.
[20:19] Tsub
    Thank you so much for your support.
[20:23] Niji
    Of course!
[20:24] Kaos
    The flawless female teacher
    has a thing for kneecaps...
[20:28] Kaos
    Wait...
[20:29] ---
    What's with this gap?
[20:32] Niji
    All four of you are manga artists?
[20:34] Niji
    So that's why you're
    always napping and so tired.
[20:38] Niji
    You should've told me sooner!
[20:39] Tsub
    We clearly missed our chance to bring it up.
[20:42] Ruki
    We actually all live in a dorm together.
[20:47] Niji
    A manga artist dorm...
[20:49] ---
    I could've sworn someone
    told me about one before...
[20:55] Niji
    Wait, so the matron is...
[20:57] Mom
    Yes, it's me.
[20:58] Mom
    My girls go to your school.
[21:01] Mom
    They seem really busy,
    so please take care of them.
[21:04] Niji
    You should've told me, you idiot!
[21:05] Mom
    Sorry, I totally forgot.
[21:09] Ruki
    I guess your true identity's been revealed.
[21:12] Kaos
    Yes.
[21:13] Koyume
    Maybe that means that Nijino-sensei
    will take it easy on you.
[21:17] Ruki
    No, no.
[21:18] ---
    We still need to balance out
    drawing manga and studying.
[21:22] Tsub
    Yeah...
[21:23] Kaos
    But to think that someone like
    Nijino-sensei loves manga...
SIGN    Is very lonely
SIGN    Always together | Super pretty!
SIGN    Secretly has big boobs!!
SIGN    Has no legs
SIGN    She's pale! She's beautiful!
[21:29] Kaos
    I know!
[21:31] Edit
    So what's your theme today?
[21:33] Kaos
    Yes. It's "gap."
[21:34] Edit
    I think that's a great perspective.
[21:37] Kaos
    You do?
[21:39] Edit
    This lonely ghost that's actually really
    pretty, fair-skinned, and has big boobs,
[21:45] ---
    along with the beautiful teacher
    who's really hardcore during the day,
[21:47] ---
    but is actually a fan of shonen manga...
[21:49] Edit
    Those are excellent character layouts.
[21:51] Kaos
    Yes!
[21:52] Edit
    But, most importantly, what's the story?
[21:57] Edit
    Guess this is getting rejected, too.
SIGN    Has big boobs!!
SIGN    Super pretty
    otaku teacher
SIGN    Miharu-sensei
SIGN    Really pretty!!
    Really nice!!
[23:30] Kaos
    Having someone relate to you feels so nice!
[23:32] Suzu
    I know!
[23:33] Edit
    I totally get it!
[23:35] Ruki
    They're communicating with their eyes!
[23:36] ---
    Next time, "Is This Heaven!?"
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    Is This Heaven!?