3 - Jiggle Jiggle Bounce
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[00:04] Editor
It looks like you've gotten used
to living in the dorm, Kaos-sensei.
[00:07] Kaos
Yes!
[00:08] ---
There are so many firsts that I've
learned and experienced there,
[00:11] ---
so I think I'll be able to draw
a lot of interesting manga.
[00:15] Editor
I see.
[00:16] ---
I'll go ahead and take a look, then.
SIGN Crêpes and
High School Girls
SIGN It's about to begin!
[00:18] Editor
So the protagonists are high school girls?
[00:20] Kaos
Yes!
[00:21] ---
The other day,
[00:22] ---
I had this thing called a
c-c-crêpe for the first time.
[00:27] Kaos
It was so amazing,
[00:29] ---
I thought it might be interesting
to make a manga about it.
[00:31] Editor
Good point.
[00:32] Editor
Gourmet manga are pretty popular recently,
[00:36] ---
and having high school girls as the
protagonists matches our reader base.
[00:40] Editor
And the fact that you're drawing the story as
SIGN Pshuu~
SIGN It melts in your mouth~
SIGN Minch
Minch
[00:44] ---
an actual high school girl is interesting.
[00:49] Kaos
I went with three other friends,
SIGN Chomp Chomp
SIGN So delicious
SIGN it melts in your mouth~
SIGN Nom Nom
[00:52] ---
and the chocolate banana one that
one of them got was so good!
SIGN So rich
SIGN So sweet
SIGN it melts in your mouth~
[00:55] Kaos
Oh, but the double berry one
that I got was good, too!
SIGN Minch
Minch
[00:58] Editor
This is...
[01:00] Kaos
Yes! I thought up a manga where high school
girls eat as many crêpes as they can!
[01:07] Editor
She's definitely eating a lot of them...
[01:10] ---
I'm sorry, I have a question.
[01:13] Kaos
Yes?
SIGN So sweet it melts
in your mouth~
SIGN Minch Minch
[01:14] Editor
What is this "minch minch" right here?
[01:17] Kaos
The sfx to express the chewy texture
you get when you eat a crêpe.
[01:20] Editor
And this "grunch grunch"?
[01:22] Kaos
The sound of the corn flakes!
[01:23] Kaos
In gourmet manga,
SIGN So rich~
[01:25] ---
they have like "so rich" and
"chomp chomp" and "pshuu."
SIGN Chomp Chomp
SIGN Pshuu~
[01:29] Kaos
Depicting sound effects
correctly is really important,
[01:31] ---
so I came up with some new ones.
SIGN It really melts in your mouth
SIGN Mufufufufu
SIGN Scruish Scruish Scruish Scruish Scruish
[01:38] Editor
Please reconsider... the entire thing.
SIGN Today's Menu Chicken Teriyaki Agedashi Tofu Greens in Soy Sauce Nameko mushroom soup
[03:14] Kaos
What's wrong with it?
[03:17] Tsub
I think you've got the right idea.
[03:20] Ruki
Kaos-chan, your editor asked
you to write about what actual
[03:25] Ruki
high school girls feel, right?
[03:26] Kaos
Yes, and I drew how I really felt.
[03:31] Tsub
What else did you think, other than
about it melting in your mouth?
[03:34] Kaos
Huh?
[03:35] ---
It was sweet...
[03:36] Tsub
It was sweet, and?
[03:37] Kaos
And it melted in my mouth...
[03:40] Kaos
Like it was delicious and
melted in my mouth...
[03:43] Kaos
And I felt so happy, and it melted in my mouth...
[03:47] Kaos
Now that I actually think about it,
[03:49] Kaos
I might not know what real high school girls
are actually thinking...
[03:55] Kaos
I'm surrounded by real high
school girls every day,
[04:00] Kaos
and living an exciting and happy life...
[04:02] Kaos
So what am I doing wrong?
[04:04] Ruki
I think that's just the thing.
[04:06] Kaos
Huh?
[04:07] Ruki
When you talk about high school girls,
[04:10] ---
you make it sound like
you don't relate to them.
[04:12] Koyume
Yeah, I can see that.
[04:14] Koyume
Like this protagonist's line here.
SIGN So cute! So cute! So cute! So cute! So cute! So cute! So cute!
SIGN High school girls sure love cute things!
[04:16] Koyume
"High school girls sure love cute things!"
SIGN Have as much as you'd like today!
[04:20] Koyume
And, "Eat as much as you'd like today!"
[04:23] Koyume
You almost sound like a dad.
[04:25] Kaos
A dad?!
[04:27] Ruki
Also, Kaos-chan,
[04:29] Ruki
this page...
SIGN I'm just a normal high school girl that you'd find anywhere.
SIGN I've got lots of friends!
SIGN Today, I'm going to the city with my friends.
SIGN Squee! Squee! Your face is so small! Blah Blah Crowds
SIGN There's cream on my chest!!
SIGN Ah!
[04:33] [SONG] Sfx
Plop
SIGN Ew, you pervert!
SIGN Thank you, God!
[04:38] Ruki
This girl isn't normal!
[04:39] Kaos
What?!
[04:40] Ruki
Usually in a whipped cream situation,
a girl wouldn't thank God!
[04:45] Kaos
R-Really?
[04:47] Koyume
Also, can I bring up one thing?
[04:50] Kaos
S-Sure, go ahead, Koyume-chan.
SIGN It's too cute!
SIGN So fashionable!
SIGN Let's wear the same one!
[04:54] Koyume
These clothes are so lame!
[04:56] Kaos
L-Lame?!
[04:58] Kaos
They're not lame!
[04:59] ---
Cats are cute, and English
letters look awesome!
[05:02] Koyume
Kaos-chan,
[05:04] ---
I've been wondering about this for a while,
[05:06] ---
but I think you're a little off...
[05:09] Koyume
I mean, look at your clothes!
[05:10] Kaos
Now you're insulting me personally?!
[05:12] Koyume
Not to mention they're really ragged!
[05:14] ---
Let's throw them out and buy you new clothes!
[05:16] Ruki
If we can work on your own style,
[05:17] ---
you'll be able to make
your characters more likable, too.
[05:21] Kaos
My grandma made me these clothes...
[05:25] ---
I can't throw them out...
[05:27] Koyume
Huh?
[05:28] Ruki
Despite looking lame, her likability
just shot through the roof!
[05:31] Kaos
Actually, I could never figure out when
you're supposed to get rid of clothes,
[05:35] Kaos
and since I never grow,
I can wear the same ones forever...
[05:39] Ruki
Sorry, Kaos-chan...
[05:41] Koyume
But I still think you should
dress differently sometimes!
[05:45] Ruki
You always have your hair in a braid,
[05:47] ---
but why don't you try chopping it off?
[05:48] Kaos
No!
[05:50] Kaos
My long hair is the one solid piece
of evidence that I've actually grown!
[05:54] Kaos
I mean, I haven't grown any
taller since fourth grade...
[05:57] Koyume
So sad!
[05:58] Ruki
Everything out of her mouth is so sad!
[06:00] Koyume
Th-Then why don't we try
changing up your hairstyle?
[06:08] Koyume
Your hair is so fluffy!
[06:16] Kaos
That tickles!
[06:17] Koyume
You need to stay still!
[06:22] Kaos
Thank you, God!
[06:24] Ruki
Don't thank God!
[06:26] Kaos
Oh, right!
[06:30] Koyume
All done!
[06:35] Koyume
You're so cute, Kaos-chan!
[06:37] Ruki
You're perfect!
[06:37] Kaos
Hurgh!
[06:38] Koyume
And the fashion that goes
with this hairstyle...
[06:46] Ruki
So lovely!
[06:48] Koyume
How about a sporty-looking Kaos-chan?
[06:51] Ruki
That's cute, too!
[06:54] Ruki
Try my clothes on, too.
[06:57] Ruki
You look good in cool-style fashion, too.
[06:59] Koyume
Now all she needs is a backpack!
[07:02] Ruki
And maybe one of those little yellow hats.
[07:05] Kaos
S-So I really do look
like a grade-schooler...
[07:09] Ruki
W-We're kidding...
[07:11] Koyume
Yeah. It's not like we
actually have a backpack.
[07:14] Mom
There's a backpack in the reference room.
[07:18] Koyume
I knew it!
[07:20] Ruki
You look amazing, Kaos-chan!
[07:24] Kaos
This isn't very high school girl-like at all!
[07:33] Kaos
I-I'm sorry that I even flashed you
with my lame panties just now...
[07:37] Ruki
W-We didn't say anything.
[07:39] Koyume
Nope.
[07:40] Tsub
More importantly, who cares if they're lame?
[07:43] ---
It's your style.
[07:44] Kaos
Huh?
[07:46] Tsub
This has plenty of potential that makes
it look like it'll be interesting.
[07:50] Kaos
Tsubasa-san...
[07:52] Tsub
But in your case,
[07:54] ---
the thing you'll have to work
on most is your art.
[07:57] Tsub
The most important thing about gourmet
manga is to make food look delicious,
[08:01] Tsub
but that's not how yours look at all.
[08:03] Tsub
Not to mention, the art looks
the same in every panel,
[08:05] Tsub
and the story is monotonous.
[08:07] Tsub
You can't even tell the characters apart.
[08:10] Koyume
That wasn't carrot-and-stick,
that was just stick-and-stick.
[08:12] Kaos
I-I-I'm so sorry...
[08:14] Kaos
My storyboard is indeed trash...
[08:16] Kaos
It's not even worth the first
letter of the word "trash"...
[08:21] Tsub
I'm trying to tell you you're
just getting started.
[08:26] Tsub
You're just getting started.
[08:31] Mom
I heard that sketching is a good
way to improve your art skills.
[08:36] Kaos
Sketching?
[08:37] Koyume
I know!
[08:39] ---
Why don't we have a sketching contest?
[08:41] Tsub
That's a good idea.
[08:44] Kaos
You're all... doing this all for me...
[08:55] Koyume
Let's do our best!
[08:56] Kaos
Yes!
[08:57] Ruki
I missed my chance to ask
her to wear this next...
SIGN Episode 3 "Jiggle Jiggle Bounce"
SIGN Meow
SIGN Abaa
SIGN A bunny, a kitty and a birdie...
[09:09] Kaos
I ended up getting out later than I thought,
doing daily duties at scho— Argh!
[09:14] Kaos
I'm home.
[09:17] Mom
Welcome back.
[09:18] Mom
Look, Kaos-chan.
[09:20] ---
I made her a little hat.
[09:25] Kaos
It's so cute!
[09:27] Kaos
She looks like a manga artist!
[09:29] Mom
So her name would be Nyaos-sensei.
[09:31] Kaos
Nyaos!
[09:32] Mom
It looks like Ruki-chan and Koyume-chan
[09:34] ---
have already started the sketching contest.
[09:38] Kaos
Right.
[09:42] Kaos
Meow, meow, Nyaos-chan!
[09:46] ---
Nyaos-chan!
[09:49] Koyume
Wait, I can't do that...
[09:52] Ruki
It's okay. You can do this, Koyume-chan.
[09:57] Kaos
Th-This is...
[10:20] Ruki
Oh, Kaos-chan.
[10:25] Kaos
I-I interrupted!
[10:27] Kaos
I'm so sorry!
[10:30] Ruki
Don't get the wrong idea, Kaos-chan!
[10:32] ---
I was just asking Koyume-chan to pose for me!
[10:34] Ruki
Right?!
[10:35] Koyume
Yes.
[10:38] Koyume
I was just doing whatever
Ruki-chan wanted me to.
[10:41] Ruki
Don't say it like that!
[10:49] Ruki
Koyume-chan's figure is perfect for my manga.
[10:53] Koyume
Woohoo!
[10:58] Ruki
That's not right!
[11:00] ---
I need you to look more embarrassed!
[11:02] Koyume
What?
[11:03] Ruki
Are you not able to get into the
mood because you're by yourself?
[11:07] Ruki
Kaos-chan, could you be
Koyume-chan's partner?
[11:10] Koyume
Uh... Okay!
[11:13] Ruki
Try holding Koyume-chan from behind.
[11:17] Kaos
L-Like this?!
[11:19] Ruki
More desperately! Like really cling onto her!
[11:22] Kaos
Okay!
SIGN Ba-dump
[11:28] Ruki
She ended up piggyback riding her...
[11:30] Ruki
I need them to pose like they're lovers.
[11:34] Ruki
Kaos-chan and Koyume-chan
definitely don't look like lovers.
[11:38] Ruki
I know! I'll get Tsu-chan—
[11:40] Koyume
No!
[11:41] ---
I don't want Tsubasa-san to see me like this!
[11:43] Ruki
That's it! That's the expression!
[11:45] ---
I'm really getting into it now!
[11:47] Kaos
M-Me, too!
[11:51] Ruki
It really is different when
you actually have a model.
[11:55] Kaos
Compared to drawing from imagination,
this is so much more...
[12:10] Kaos
We're on completely different levels!
[12:13] Kaos
How can I learn
to draw so realistically?
[12:18] Ruki
You use a lot of straight
lines in your drawings.
[12:21] Ruki
Try adding more curves.
[12:23] Kaos
Curves...
[12:26] Ruki
Look closer at Koyume-chan.
[12:28] Kaos
Okay.
[12:30] Ruki
Her shoulders are curvy.
[12:32] Kaos
Yes, yes.
[12:34] Ruki
Her tummy looks really jiggly, too.
[12:38] Kaos
You're right.
[12:40] Ruki
Her butt looks really bouncy, too.
[12:42] Kaos
So basically, jiggle, jiggle, bounce!
[12:44] Koyume
That's so mean!
[12:46] Koyume
I've been so worried about
gaining weight lately!
[12:48] Ruki
Then why don't you stop eating so much?
[12:50] Koyume
No!
[12:51] Ruki
You have boobs,
[12:52] ---
so what's wrong with being a little chubby!
[12:54] ---
You're asking too much!
[12:55] Koyume
It's not like I'm happy about that.
[12:58] ---
They just grow on their own.
[12:59] Both
Grow on their own?!
[13:01] Ruki
You mean you don't eat a lot of
soybeans or drink a lot of milk?
[13:04] Koyume
I only eat sweets.
[13:06] Ruki
No exercises to make them bigger,
or massages, or praying...
[13:10] Ruki
You're not doing anything?!
[13:11] Koyume
Ruki-chan...
[13:13] Koyume
Who cares?!
[13:15] ---
You have a small waist,
[13:17] ---
long arms and legs,
and your hair is silky smooth!
[13:19] Koyume
You're basically right out of a shojo manga!
[13:21] ---
No fair! Ruki-chan, you idiot!
[13:23] Ruki
G-Girls that are actually
popular in real life
[13:25] ---
are aloof and cute girls
like you, Koyume-chan!
[13:28] ---
You idiot!
[13:29] Koyume
That's not true, stupid!
[13:31] Ruki
You're the one that's stupid, Koyume-chan!
[13:33] Kaos
Wh-What should I do?
[13:34] Koyume
Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
[13:34] Kaos
I should stop their fighting,
[13:36] ---
but this is really cute,
so I want to keep watching.
[13:39] Ruki
All the popular girls in manga
[13:41] ---
are the ones with big breasts!
[13:44] Ruki
Everyone likes big-chested girls!
[13:47] Kaos
Ruki-san, that's not true!
[13:50] Kaos
True, breasts are important...
[13:52] Kaos
But what's more important...
[13:54] ---
is a girl looking embarrassed
about her chest size!
[13:59] Kaos
That's what makes us... Makes us...
[14:02] Koyume
Who is "us"?
[14:03] Ruki
Kaos-chan, you're basically
on the same side as me,
[14:06] ---
so you understand, don't you?
[14:07] Kaos
No.
[14:08] ---
My breasts aren't a matter
of small or large...
[14:11] ---
they basically won't grow any more,
[14:14] Kaos
so I could never join
in on your conversation.
[14:17] Ruki
Don't give up!
[14:19] Koyume
You're still growing, Kaos-chan!
[14:21] ---
So you can't give up!
[14:23] Kaos
Huh?
[14:34] Ruki
I'm sorry, Kaos-chan...
[14:36] ---
All because I left my tea there.
[14:39] Kaos
It's okay.
[14:40] ---
The tea basically went straight down
like water running against a flat board.
[14:44] Koyume
Now, now...
[14:45] ---
This just means everyone has insecurities,
whether their chest is big or small.
[14:48] Ruki
Normal is best.
[14:50] Koyume
A C cup is ideal.
[14:52] Ruki
That's about the size where you
look good in both cute and cool clothing,
[14:56] ---
so it's perfect.
[15:00] Tsub
Oh, did you already start the
sketching contest?
[15:03] All
That's perfect!
[15:04] Tsub
Huh?
[15:05] Kaos
Wh-Wh-Wh-What's wrong, Tsubasa-san?
[15:08] ---
Why did you take off, off, off...
[15:11] Ruki
Kaos-chan, you're sounding
like a weirdo again...
[15:14] Tsub
Oh, I didn't have an umbrella.
[15:16] Koyume
She just dodged the comment!
[15:18] Ruki
More importantly,
[15:20] Ruki
I hadn't noticed in a while, but your
figure has gotten really nice, Tsu-chan.
[15:24] Tsub
What do you mean?
[15:25] Ruki
You're fit in all the right places.
[15:27] Koyume
You look lovely!
[15:28] Tsub
What? I don't get it.
[15:36] tsub
You need to be at least this muscular,
[15:38] ---
or you fail as a hero of darkness.
[15:42] Ruki
Tsu-chan, Tsu-chan,
[15:44] ---
being that muscular is a bit...
[15:45] Tsub
No, this is perfect.
[15:47] Ruki
Um, I don't know if I could
even be your friend...
[15:49] Tsub
No, this is perfect.
[15:51] Ruki
It would feel really weird hugging you.
[15:52] Tsub
This is perfect.
[16:01] Kaos
Ruki-san's sketch and Tsubasa-san's doodle...
[16:05] Kaos
They were drawn so quickly
and looked really good.
[16:08] Kaos
She's the same age as me and
has already published books...
[16:12] Kaos
I need to work harder...
[16:14] Koyume
You're working so hard, Kaos-chan.
[16:18] Koyume
It's snack time.
[16:21] Kaos
Thank you, Koyume-chan.
[17:05] Mom
Kaos-chan and Koyume-chan
seem to be running late.
[17:08] Tsub
Maybe they overslept.
[17:10] Ruki
I'll go wake them up.
[17:13] Tsub
Goomoafternight.
[17:14] Ruki
Kaos-chan, Koyume-chan,
why don't we have some breakfast?
[17:25] Tsub
What happened?!
[17:26] Ruki
Oh, no! Kaos-chan's barely conscious!
[17:29] Koyume
Soft serve is so yummy!
[17:34] Ruki
I knew it...
[17:37] Mom
You didn't even notice how
you were doing physically?
[17:40] ---
Weren't you eating?
[17:41] Koyume
We both remembered snack time, but...
[17:45] (Flashback) Kaos
Thanks, but I'm not hungry right now...
[17:48] (Flashback) Koyume
Then I'll eat it for you.
[17:50] All
So she hasn't eaten!
[17:52] Koyume
S-Sorry, Kaos-chan!
[17:54] Kaos
It's not your fault, Koyume-chan.
[17:57] Kaos
I was so busy fixing my
storyboard that I couldn't eat.
[18:00] Ruki
For the gourmet manga?
[18:02] Kaos
Yes. Since I don't really understand gourmet,
[18:05] ---
I don't really deserve to eat.
[18:08] All
But you'll die!
[18:09] Mom
Kaos-chan,
[18:10] Mom
you won't be able to continue being
a manga artist if you get sick.
[18:15] Mom
Make sure you eat the dorm
meals, starting today.
[18:18] Mom
Is there anything you can't eat?
[18:20] Kao
N-No.
[18:23] Kaos
T-Tomatoes...
[18:26] Kaos
Broccoli...
[18:30] Kaos
N-Natto...
[18:36] Mom
You lied! There are plenty
of things you don't like!
[18:42] Kaos
I... have no right to dislike food.
[18:51] Kaos
It's delicious.
[18:53] ---
This looks good, too.
[18:57] Kaos
It's all really delicious...
[18:59] Mom
You're lying! You haven't
swallowed any of it!
[19:07] Mom
I'm sorry, Miharu.
[19:09] Mom
One of the girls has a fever,
so I won't be able to go out tonight.
[19:13] Miharu
Oh, no worries.
[19:15] ---
I hope she feels better soon.
[19:18] Mom
She's a really hard worker.
[19:20] Miharu
Tell her to take care.
[19:22] ---
I'll let Mayu know you had to cancel.
[19:24] Mom
Thanks. I'll talk to you later.
[19:29] Mom
Now for the other matter...
[19:52] Koyume
Kaos-chan!
[19:53] Ruki
How are you feeling?
[19:54] Tsub
Do you still have a fever?
[19:55] Kaos
I think it finally came down.
[19:57] Koyume
We thought you might be able to eat these.
[20:00] [SONG] Sign
Mixed
Vegetable Chips
[20:01] Koyume
They're good!
[20:02] Ruki
Did you sweat much? Want to get changed?
[20:05] Tsub
I didn't know what would work, but...
[20:10] Tsub
They say that good and bad
health start in the mind!
[20:13] Ruki
You're going to defeat the sickness?
[20:14] Koyume
You go, Tsuba!
[20:17] Kaos
Th-Thank you very much.
[20:21] Mom
Kaos-chan, do you think you
could eat a little dinner?
[20:28] Kaos
Th-Thank you for the meal.
[20:31] Kaos
What should I do?
[20:32] ---
I'm still not very hungry...
[20:40] Kaos
It's good.
[20:41] ---
Somehow, this is really soothing.
[20:43] Mom
Is it?
[20:44] ---
I called your parents' house and
asked them for some pointers.
[20:47] Kaos
Huh?
[20:50] Mom
I'm so glad you ate.
[20:54] Mom
If you miss food from home, just let me know, okay?
[20:58] ---
I'll do my best.
[21:04] Kaos
Housemother...
[21:06] Mom
Oh, and I made a salad with plenty
of soybeans for you, Ruki-chan.
[21:10] Ruki
Why did you have to ruin the moment?!
[21:16] Edit
Are you all better now, Kaos-sensei?
[21:19] Kaos
I'm sorry that I made you worry,
[21:22] ---
but I'm all better now!
[21:24] Kaos
I redid my storyboard,
[21:26] ---
incorporating the advice
you gave me the other day.
[21:29] Edit
I'll take a look.
[21:30] Kaos
When I thought about what's
popular right now,
[21:33] ---
I realized it was making inanimate
objects anthropomorphic!
[21:35] Edit
True, that is its own genre.
[21:38] Kaos
That's why I thought it could
be done with crêpes, too.
[21:43] Kaos
But I somehow wanted to keep high
school girls and gourmet in it, so...
SIGN I got eaten.
SIGN Chomp
SIGN Chomp
SIGN It melts in your mouth~
[21:48] Kaos
I thought about it really hard...
[21:52] Edit
Kaos-sensei, this storyboard...
[21:55] Kaos
Yes?
[21:56] Edit
...is definitely not approved.
[23:30] Tsub
"You can do anything, right?"
[23:30] ---
No!
[23:31] Ruki
"This is embarrassing!"
[23:34] Ruki
"You're not allowed to see this, Kaos-chan!"
[23:36] Kaos
Next time, "Scuffling Wildly Rendezvous."
SIGN Next Time
SIGN Scuffling Wildly
SIGN Rendezvous
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