3 - Jiggle Jiggle Bounce Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:04] Editor     It looks like you've gotten used     to living in the dorm, Kaos-sensei. [00:07] Kaos     Yes! [00:08] ---     There are so many firsts that I've     learned and experienced there, [00:11] ---     so I think I'll be able to draw     a lot of interesting manga. [00:15] Editor     I see. [00:16] ---     I'll go ahead and take a look, then. SIGN    Crêpes and     High School Girls SIGN    It's about to begin! [00:18] Editor     So the protagonists are high school girls? [00:20] Kaos     Yes! [00:21] ---     The other day, [00:22] ---     I had this thing called a     c-c-crêpe for the first time. [00:27] Kaos     It was so amazing, [00:29] ---     I thought it might be interesting     to make a manga about it. [00:31] Editor     Good point. [00:32] Editor     Gourmet manga are pretty popular recently, [00:36] ---     and having high school girls as the     protagonists matches our reader base. [00:40] Editor     And the fact that you're drawing the story as SIGN    Pshuu~ SIGN    It melts in your mouth~ SIGN    Minch     Minch [00:44] ---     an actual high school girl is interesting. [00:49] Kaos     I went with three other friends, SIGN    Chomp Chomp SIGN    So delicious SIGN    it melts in your mouth~ SIGN    Nom Nom [00:52] ---     and the chocolate banana one that     one of them got was so good! SIGN    So rich SIGN    So sweet SIGN    it melts in your mouth~ [00:55] Kaos     Oh, but the double berry one     that I got was good, too! SIGN    Minch     Minch [00:58] Editor     This is... [01:00] Kaos     Yes! I thought up a manga where high school     girls eat as many crêpes as they can! [01:07] Editor     She's definitely eating a lot of them... [01:10] ---     I'm sorry, I have a question. [01:13] Kaos     Yes? SIGN    So sweet it melts     in your mouth~ SIGN    Minch Minch [01:14] Editor     What is this "minch minch" right here? [01:17] Kaos     The sfx to express the chewy texture     you get when you eat a crêpe. [01:20] Editor     And this "grunch grunch"? [01:22] Kaos     The sound of the corn flakes! [01:23] Kaos     In gourmet manga, SIGN    So rich~ [01:25] ---     they have like "so rich" and     "chomp chomp" and "pshuu." SIGN    Chomp Chomp SIGN    Pshuu~ [01:29] Kaos     Depicting sound effects     correctly is really important, [01:31] ---     so I came up with some new ones. SIGN    It really melts in your mouth SIGN    Mufufufufu SIGN    Scruish Scruish Scruish Scruish Scruish [01:38] Editor     Please reconsider... the entire thing. SIGN    Today's Menu Chicken Teriyaki Agedashi Tofu Greens in Soy Sauce Nameko mushroom soup [03:14] Kaos     What's wrong with it? [03:17] Tsub     I think you've got the right idea. [03:20] Ruki     Kaos-chan, your editor asked     you to write about what actual [03:25] Ruki     high school girls feel, right? [03:26] Kaos     Yes, and I drew how I really felt. [03:31] Tsub     What else did you think, other than     about it melting in your mouth? [03:34] Kaos     Huh? [03:35] ---     It was sweet... [03:36] Tsub     It was sweet, and? [03:37] Kaos     And it melted in my mouth... [03:40] Kaos     Like it was delicious and     melted in my mouth... [03:43] Kaos     And I felt so happy, and it melted in my mouth... [03:47] Kaos     Now that I actually think about it, [03:49] Kaos     I might not know what real high school girls     are actually thinking... [03:55] Kaos     I'm surrounded by real high     school girls every day, [04:00] Kaos     and living an exciting and happy life... [04:02] Kaos     So what am I doing wrong? [04:04] Ruki     I think that's just the thing. [04:06] Kaos     Huh? [04:07] Ruki     When you talk about high school girls, [04:10] ---     you make it sound like     you don't relate to them. [04:12] Koyume     Yeah, I can see that. [04:14] Koyume     Like this protagonist's line here. SIGN    So cute! So cute! So cute! So cute! So cute! So cute! So cute! SIGN    High school girls sure love cute things! [04:16] Koyume     "High school girls sure love cute things!" SIGN    Have as much as you'd like today! [04:20] Koyume     And, "Eat as much as you'd like today!" [04:23] Koyume     You almost sound like a dad. [04:25] Kaos     A dad?! [04:27] Ruki     Also, Kaos-chan, [04:29] Ruki     this page... SIGN    I'm just a normal high school girl that you'd find anywhere. SIGN    I've got lots of friends! SIGN    Today, I'm going to the city with my friends. SIGN    Squee! Squee! Your face is so small! Blah Blah Crowds SIGN    There's cream on my chest!! SIGN    Ah! [04:33] [SONG] Sfx     Plop SIGN    Ew, you pervert! SIGN    Thank you, God! [04:38] Ruki     This girl isn't normal! [04:39] Kaos     What?! [04:40] Ruki     Usually in a whipped cream situation,     a girl wouldn't thank God! [04:45] Kaos     R-Really? [04:47] Koyume     Also, can I bring up one thing? [04:50] Kaos     S-Sure, go ahead, Koyume-chan. SIGN    It's too cute! SIGN    So fashionable! SIGN    Let's wear the same one! [04:54] Koyume     These clothes are so lame! [04:56] Kaos     L-Lame?! [04:58] Kaos     They're not lame! [04:59] ---     Cats are cute, and English     letters look awesome! [05:02] Koyume     Kaos-chan, [05:04] ---     I've been wondering about this for a while, [05:06] ---     but I think you're a little off... [05:09] Koyume     I mean, look at your clothes! [05:10] Kaos     Now you're insulting me personally?! [05:12] Koyume     Not to mention they're really ragged! [05:14] ---     Let's throw them out and buy you new clothes! [05:16] Ruki     If we can work on your own style, [05:17] ---     you'll be able to make     your characters more likable, too. [05:21] Kaos     My grandma made me these clothes... [05:25] ---     I can't throw them out... [05:27] Koyume     Huh? [05:28] Ruki     Despite looking lame, her likability     just shot through the roof! [05:31] Kaos     Actually, I could never figure out when     you're supposed to get rid of clothes, [05:35] Kaos     and since I never grow,     I can wear the same ones forever... [05:39] Ruki     Sorry, Kaos-chan... [05:41] Koyume     But I still think you should     dress differently sometimes! [05:45] Ruki     You always have your hair in a braid, [05:47] ---     but why don't you try chopping it off? [05:48] Kaos     No! [05:50] Kaos     My long hair is the one solid piece     of evidence that I've actually grown! [05:54] Kaos     I mean, I haven't grown any     taller since fourth grade... [05:57] Koyume     So sad! [05:58] Ruki     Everything out of her mouth is so sad! [06:00] Koyume     Th-Then why don't we try     changing up your hairstyle? [06:08] Koyume     Your hair is so fluffy! [06:16] Kaos     That tickles! [06:17] Koyume     You need to stay still! [06:22] Kaos     Thank you, God! [06:24] Ruki     Don't thank God! [06:26] Kaos     Oh, right! [06:30] Koyume     All done! [06:35] Koyume     You're so cute, Kaos-chan! [06:37] Ruki     You're perfect! [06:37] Kaos     Hurgh! [06:38] Koyume     And the fashion that goes     with this hairstyle... [06:46] Ruki     So lovely! [06:48] Koyume     How about a sporty-looking Kaos-chan? [06:51] Ruki     That's cute, too! [06:54] Ruki     Try my clothes on, too. [06:57] Ruki     You look good in cool-style fashion, too. [06:59] Koyume     Now all she needs is a backpack! [07:02] Ruki     And maybe one of those little yellow hats. [07:05] Kaos     S-So I really do look     like a grade-schooler... [07:09] Ruki     W-We're kidding... [07:11] Koyume     Yeah. It's not like we     actually have a backpack. [07:14] Mom     There's a backpack in the reference room. [07:18] Koyume     I knew it! [07:20] Ruki     You look amazing, Kaos-chan! [07:24] Kaos     This isn't very high school girl-like at all! [07:33] Kaos     I-I'm sorry that I even flashed you     with my lame panties just now... [07:37] Ruki     W-We didn't say anything. [07:39] Koyume     Nope. [07:40] Tsub     More importantly, who cares if they're lame? [07:43] ---     It's your style. [07:44] Kaos     Huh? [07:46] Tsub     This has plenty of potential that makes     it look like it'll be interesting. [07:50] Kaos     Tsubasa-san... [07:52] Tsub     But in your case, [07:54] ---     the thing you'll have to work     on most is your art. [07:57] Tsub     The most important thing about gourmet     manga is to make food look delicious, [08:01] Tsub     but that's not how yours look at all. [08:03] Tsub     Not to mention, the art looks     the same in every panel, [08:05] Tsub     and the story is monotonous. [08:07] Tsub     You can't even tell the characters apart. [08:10] Koyume     That wasn't carrot-and-stick,     that was just stick-and-stick. [08:12] Kaos     I-I-I'm so sorry... [08:14] Kaos     My storyboard is indeed trash... [08:16] Kaos     It's not even worth the first     letter of the word "trash"... [08:21] Tsub     I'm trying to tell you you're     just getting started. [08:26] Tsub     You're just getting started. [08:31] Mom     I heard that sketching is a good     way to improve your art skills. [08:36] Kaos     Sketching? [08:37] Koyume     I know! [08:39] ---     Why don't we have a sketching contest? [08:41] Tsub     That's a good idea. [08:44] Kaos     You're all... doing this all for me... [08:55] Koyume     Let's do our best! [08:56] Kaos     Yes! [08:57] Ruki     I missed my chance to ask     her to wear this next... SIGN    Episode 3 "Jiggle Jiggle Bounce" SIGN    Meow SIGN    Abaa SIGN    A bunny, a kitty and a birdie... [09:09] Kaos     I ended up getting out later than I thought,     doing daily duties at scho— Argh! [09:14] Kaos     I'm home. [09:17] Mom     Welcome back. [09:18] Mom     Look, Kaos-chan. [09:20] ---     I made her a little hat. [09:25] Kaos     It's so cute! [09:27] Kaos     She looks like a manga artist! [09:29] Mom     So her name would be Nyaos-sensei. [09:31] Kaos     Nyaos! [09:32] Mom     It looks like Ruki-chan and Koyume-chan [09:34] ---     have already started the sketching contest. [09:38] Kaos     Right. [09:42] Kaos     Meow, meow, Nyaos-chan! [09:46] ---     Nyaos-chan! [09:49] Koyume     Wait, I can't do that... [09:52] Ruki     It's okay. You can do this, Koyume-chan. [09:57] Kaos     Th-This is... [10:20] Ruki     Oh, Kaos-chan. [10:25] Kaos     I-I interrupted! [10:27] Kaos     I'm so sorry! [10:30] Ruki     Don't get the wrong idea, Kaos-chan! [10:32] ---     I was just asking Koyume-chan to pose for me! [10:34] Ruki     Right?! [10:35] Koyume     Yes. [10:38] Koyume     I was just doing whatever     Ruki-chan wanted me to. [10:41] Ruki     Don't say it like that! [10:49] Ruki     Koyume-chan's figure is perfect for my manga. [10:53] Koyume     Woohoo! [10:58] Ruki     That's not right! [11:00] ---     I need you to look more embarrassed! [11:02] Koyume     What? [11:03] Ruki     Are you not able to get into the     mood because you're by yourself? [11:07] Ruki     Kaos-chan, could you be     Koyume-chan's partner? [11:10] Koyume     Uh... Okay! [11:13] Ruki     Try holding Koyume-chan from behind. [11:17] Kaos     L-Like this?! [11:19] Ruki     More desperately! Like really cling onto her! [11:22] Kaos     Okay! SIGN    Ba-dump [11:28] Ruki     She ended up piggyback riding her... [11:30] Ruki     I need them to pose like they're lovers. [11:34] Ruki     Kaos-chan and Koyume-chan     definitely don't look like lovers. [11:38] Ruki     I know! I'll get Tsu-chan— [11:40] Koyume     No! [11:41] ---     I don't want Tsubasa-san to see me like this! [11:43] Ruki     That's it! That's the expression! [11:45] ---     I'm really getting into it now! [11:47] Kaos     M-Me, too! [11:51] Ruki     It really is different when     you actually have a model. [11:55] Kaos     Compared to drawing from imagination,     this is so much more... [12:10] Kaos     We're on completely different levels! [12:13] Kaos     How can I learn     to draw so realistically? [12:18] Ruki     You use a lot of straight     lines in your drawings. [12:21] Ruki     Try adding more curves. [12:23] Kaos     Curves... [12:26] Ruki     Look closer at Koyume-chan. [12:28] Kaos     Okay. [12:30] Ruki     Her shoulders are curvy. [12:32] Kaos     Yes, yes. [12:34] Ruki     Her tummy looks really jiggly, too. [12:38] Kaos     You're right. [12:40] Ruki     Her butt looks really bouncy, too. [12:42] Kaos     So basically, jiggle, jiggle, bounce! [12:44] Koyume     That's so mean! [12:46] Koyume     I've been so worried about     gaining weight lately! [12:48] Ruki     Then why don't you stop eating so much? [12:50] Koyume     No! [12:51] Ruki     You have boobs, [12:52] ---     so what's wrong with being a little chubby! [12:54] ---     You're asking too much! [12:55] Koyume     It's not like I'm happy about that. [12:58] ---     They just grow on their own. [12:59] Both     Grow on their own?! [13:01] Ruki     You mean you don't eat a lot of     soybeans or drink a lot of milk? [13:04] Koyume     I only eat sweets. [13:06] Ruki     No exercises to make them bigger,     or massages, or praying... [13:10] Ruki     You're not doing anything?! [13:11] Koyume     Ruki-chan... [13:13] Koyume     Who cares?! [13:15] ---     You have a small waist, [13:17] ---     long arms and legs,     and your hair is silky smooth! [13:19] Koyume     You're basically right out of a shojo manga! [13:21] ---     No fair! Ruki-chan, you idiot! [13:23] Ruki     G-Girls that are actually     popular in real life [13:25] ---     are aloof and cute girls     like you, Koyume-chan! [13:28] ---     You idiot! [13:29] Koyume     That's not true, stupid! [13:31] Ruki     You're the one that's stupid, Koyume-chan! [13:33] Kaos     Wh-What should I do? [13:34] Koyume     Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! [13:34] Kaos     I should stop their fighting, [13:36] ---     but this is really cute,     so I want to keep watching. [13:39] Ruki     All the popular girls in manga [13:41] ---     are the ones with big breasts! [13:44] Ruki     Everyone likes big-chested girls! [13:47] Kaos     Ruki-san, that's not true! [13:50] Kaos     True, breasts are important... [13:52] Kaos     But what's more important... [13:54] ---     is a girl looking embarrassed     about her chest size! [13:59] Kaos     That's what makes us... Makes us... [14:02] Koyume     Who is "us"? [14:03] Ruki     Kaos-chan, you're basically     on the same side as me, [14:06] ---     so you understand, don't you? [14:07] Kaos     No. [14:08] ---     My breasts aren't a matter     of small or large... [14:11] ---     they basically won't grow any more, [14:14] Kaos     so I could never join     in on your conversation. [14:17] Ruki     Don't give up! [14:19] Koyume     You're still growing, Kaos-chan! [14:21] ---     So you can't give up! [14:23] Kaos     Huh? [14:34] Ruki     I'm sorry, Kaos-chan... [14:36] ---     All because I left my tea there. [14:39] Kaos     It's okay. [14:40] ---     The tea basically went straight down     like water running against a flat board. [14:44] Koyume     Now, now... [14:45] ---     This just means everyone has insecurities,     whether their chest is big or small. [14:48] Ruki     Normal is best. [14:50] Koyume     A C cup is ideal. [14:52] Ruki     That's about the size where you     look good in both cute and cool clothing, [14:56] ---     so it's perfect. [15:00] Tsub     Oh, did you already start the     sketching contest? [15:03] All     That's perfect! [15:04] Tsub     Huh? [15:05] Kaos     Wh-Wh-Wh-What's wrong, Tsubasa-san? [15:08] ---     Why did you take off, off, off... [15:11] Ruki     Kaos-chan, you're sounding     like a weirdo again... [15:14] Tsub     Oh, I didn't have an umbrella. [15:16] Koyume     She just dodged the comment! [15:18] Ruki     More importantly, [15:20] Ruki     I hadn't noticed in a while, but your     figure has gotten really nice, Tsu-chan. [15:24] Tsub     What do you mean? [15:25] Ruki     You're fit in all the right places. [15:27] Koyume     You look lovely! [15:28] Tsub     What? I don't get it. [15:36] tsub     You need to be at least this muscular, [15:38] ---     or you fail as a hero of darkness. [15:42] Ruki     Tsu-chan, Tsu-chan, [15:44] ---     being that muscular is a bit... [15:45] Tsub     No, this is perfect. [15:47] Ruki     Um, I don't know if I could     even be your friend... [15:49] Tsub     No, this is perfect. [15:51] Ruki     It would feel really weird hugging you. [15:52] Tsub     This is perfect. [16:01] Kaos     Ruki-san's sketch and Tsubasa-san's doodle... [16:05] Kaos     They were drawn so quickly     and looked really good. [16:08] Kaos     She's the same age as me and     has already published books... [16:12] Kaos     I need to work harder... [16:14] Koyume     You're working so hard, Kaos-chan. [16:18] Koyume     It's snack time. [16:21] Kaos     Thank you, Koyume-chan. [17:05] Mom     Kaos-chan and Koyume-chan     seem to be running late. [17:08] Tsub     Maybe they overslept. [17:10] Ruki     I'll go wake them up. [17:13] Tsub     Goomoafternight. [17:14] Ruki     Kaos-chan, Koyume-chan,     why don't we have some breakfast? [17:25] Tsub     What happened?! [17:26] Ruki     Oh, no! Kaos-chan's barely conscious! [17:29] Koyume     Soft serve is so yummy! [17:34] Ruki     I knew it... [17:37] Mom     You didn't even notice how     you were doing physically? [17:40] ---     Weren't you eating? [17:41] Koyume     We both remembered snack time, but... [17:45] (Flashback) Kaos     Thanks, but I'm not hungry right now... [17:48] (Flashback) Koyume     Then I'll eat it for you. [17:50] All     So she hasn't eaten! [17:52] Koyume     S-Sorry, Kaos-chan! [17:54] Kaos     It's not your fault, Koyume-chan. [17:57] Kaos     I was so busy fixing my     storyboard that I couldn't eat. [18:00] Ruki     For the gourmet manga? [18:02] Kaos     Yes. Since I don't really understand gourmet, [18:05] ---     I don't really deserve to eat. [18:08] All     But you'll die! [18:09] Mom     Kaos-chan, [18:10] Mom     you won't be able to continue being     a manga artist if you get sick. [18:15] Mom     Make sure you eat the dorm     meals, starting today. [18:18] Mom     Is there anything you can't eat? [18:20] Kao     N-No. [18:23] Kaos     T-Tomatoes... [18:26] Kaos     Broccoli... [18:30] Kaos     N-Natto... [18:36] Mom     You lied! There are plenty     of things you don't like! [18:42] Kaos     I... have no right to dislike food. [18:51] Kaos     It's delicious. [18:53] ---     This looks good, too. [18:57] Kaos     It's all really delicious... [18:59] Mom     You're lying! You haven't     swallowed any of it! [19:07] Mom     I'm sorry, Miharu. [19:09] Mom     One of the girls has a fever,     so I won't be able to go out tonight. [19:13] Miharu     Oh, no worries. [19:15] ---     I hope she feels better soon. [19:18] Mom     She's a really hard worker. [19:20] Miharu     Tell her to take care. [19:22] ---     I'll let Mayu know you had to cancel. [19:24] Mom     Thanks. I'll talk to you later. [19:29] Mom     Now for the other matter... [19:52] Koyume     Kaos-chan! [19:53] Ruki     How are you feeling? [19:54] Tsub     Do you still have a fever? [19:55] Kaos     I think it finally came down. [19:57] Koyume     We thought you might be able to eat these. [20:00] [SONG] Sign     Mixed     Vegetable Chips [20:01] Koyume     They're good! [20:02] Ruki     Did you sweat much? Want to get changed? [20:05] Tsub     I didn't know what would work, but... [20:10] Tsub     They say that good and bad     health start in the mind! [20:13] Ruki     You're going to defeat the sickness? [20:14] Koyume     You go, Tsuba! [20:17] Kaos     Th-Thank you very much. [20:21] Mom     Kaos-chan, do you think you     could eat a little dinner? [20:28] Kaos     Th-Thank you for the meal. [20:31] Kaos     What should I do? [20:32] ---     I'm still not very hungry... [20:40] Kaos     It's good. [20:41] ---     Somehow, this is really soothing. [20:43] Mom     Is it? [20:44] ---     I called your parents' house and     asked them for some pointers. [20:47] Kaos     Huh? [20:50] Mom     I'm so glad you ate. [20:54] Mom     If you miss food from home, just let me know, okay? [20:58] ---     I'll do my best. [21:04] Kaos     Housemother... [21:06] Mom     Oh, and I made a salad with plenty     of soybeans for you, Ruki-chan. [21:10] Ruki     Why did you have to ruin the moment?! [21:16] Edit     Are you all better now, Kaos-sensei? [21:19] Kaos     I'm sorry that I made you worry, [21:22] ---     but I'm all better now! [21:24] Kaos     I redid my storyboard, [21:26] ---     incorporating the advice     you gave me the other day. [21:29] Edit     I'll take a look. [21:30] Kaos     When I thought about what's      popular right now, [21:33] ---     I realized it was making inanimate     objects anthropomorphic! [21:35] Edit     True, that is its own genre. [21:38] Kaos     That's why I thought it could     be done with crêpes, too. [21:43] Kaos     But I somehow wanted to keep high     school girls and gourmet in it, so... SIGN    I got eaten. SIGN    Chomp SIGN    Chomp SIGN    It melts in your mouth~ [21:48] Kaos     I thought about it really hard... [21:52] Edit     Kaos-sensei, this storyboard... [21:55] Kaos     Yes? [21:56] Edit     ...is definitely not approved. [23:30] Tsub     "You can do anything, right?" [23:30] ---     No! [23:31] Ruki     "This is embarrassing!" [23:34] Ruki     "You're not allowed to see this, Kaos-chan!" [23:36] Kaos     Next time, "Scuffling Wildly Rendezvous." SIGN    Next Time SIGN    Scuffling Wildly SIGN    Rendezvous