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4 - Scuffling Wildly Rendezvous

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[00:14] Kaos
    Is Ruki-san working overnight?
[00:18] Kaos
    She's amazing for having a serialized
    manga while going to school.
[00:22] Koyume
    I ran out of donuts!
[00:25] Tsub
    I see.
[00:25] Koyume
    I wonder if they're going
    to come out with new flavors.
[00:30] Kaos
    That sexiness...
[00:31] Kaos
    It's no wonder she's a
    teens' love manga artist.
[00:35] Kaos
    She must be thinking lewd
    things even when she goes to school
[00:38] ---
    so she's always in the mood!
[00:40] Ruki
    I'm just tired because I have
    a deadline coming up!
SIGN    Comic Girls
[02:21] (Flashback) Kaos
    Huh?
[02:21] (Flashback) Koyume
    You stayed up all night
    two nights in a row?!
[02:24] (Flashback) Ruki
    I had a lot of pages this month,
[02:26] (Flashback) ---
    not to mention color pages, too...
[02:28] Kaos
    I guess you would be sleepy
    if you had to stay up for two nights...
[02:31] Teach
    Irokawa, translate this sentence.
[02:35] Ruki
    Yes, ma'am.
[02:40] Ruki
    Can I...
[02:42] ---
    go to your house tonight?
[02:47] Teach
    Hey! Read it normally!
[02:48] Kaos
    Ruki-san's destructive power
    before a deadline is intense!
[02:48] Ruki
    Huh?!
[03:06] Kaos
    Ruki-san, I think you should head
    home and sleep a little.
[03:09] Ruki
    No, I shouldn't skip...
[03:12] Ruki
    I have to keep up with both...
[03:15] Ruki
    Otherwise, I can't call myself a pro...
[03:20] Teach
    Irokawa! Quit being so lewd!
[03:23] Ruki
    I'm not trying to be...
[03:24] Kaos
    Ruki-san...
[03:25] Kaos
    The more she tries to lead
    an earnest life, the more she's...
[03:30] Tsub
    Want to go to the nurse's office?
[03:32] Ruki
    I'm fine.
[03:34] Ruki
    If this was all I could take,
    I'd lose my readers.
[03:38] Ruki
    I'm already drawing manga
    that's not suited for me, after all.
[03:41] Kaos
    Not suited for it?
[03:43] ---
    It's basically your calling in life!
[03:48] Niji
    Irokawa-san? You look rather tired.
[03:51] Ruki
    Oh, I ended up staying up all night...
[03:55] Niji
    Oh, for your history quiz?
[03:57] Ruki
    Um, actually...
[03:58] Niji
    How commendable!
[04:00] ---
    But staying up all night is bad for your
    health, so don't push yourself too hard.
[04:02] Ruki
    Yes, ma'am...
[04:07] Koyume
    Ruki-chan, go ahead and take a nap.
[04:10] Koyume
    We still have about 20 minutes
    on our lunch break.
[04:13] Kaos
    Yeah.
[04:14] Tsub
    Rukki can't sleep without
    her favorite plushy.
[04:18] Ruki
    Hey, don't mention that!
[04:20] Koyume
    So cute!
[04:21] Kaos
    I guess you can't just
    bring plushies to school.
[04:26] Tsub
    Here. Just hold Kaos instead.
[04:29] ---
    They're basically the same thing.
[04:30] Kaos
    Hey! No I'm not, Tsubasa-san!
[04:39] All
    She fell asleep.
[04:40] Kaos
    She must be really tired.
[04:51] Both
    Ruki-chan! We'll help
    you with your manuscript!
[04:53] ---
    No!
[04:54] Ruki
    It's embarrassing!
[04:56] Ruki
    If you guys saw how perverted
    this is, I'd just die!
[04:59] Kaos
    She's actually embarrassed...
[05:01] Tsub
    Rukki, your perverted fantasies are already
    being sold in bookstores across the country.
[05:01] Ruki
    No!
[05:05] Tsub
    Just give it up.
[05:06] Ruki
    I'm going to go buy them all!
[05:08] Kaos
    Work on your manuscript!
[05:11] Tsub
    Rukki won't even let me
    touch her manuscripts.
[05:15] Kaos
    It's that bad?
[05:16] ---
    Then wouldn't it be better if you drew
    them at home rather than at the dor—
[05:19] Ruki
    It'd be even worse if my family saw this!
[05:21] Ruki
    If they found out about this,
    they'd disown me!
[05:24] Ruki
    My grandma might die from shock!
[05:27] Ruki
    All I get out of it is a thrilling feeling,
    like I'm building a bomb at home...
[05:32] Kaos
    It must be hard drawing pervy manga.
[05:35] Koyume
    Ruki-chan, you're all woozy. We
    can't leave you alone like that!
[05:38] Kaos
    Please let us help!
[05:40] Ruki
    Girls...
[05:42] Ruki
    You won't tease me,
    even though it's pervy?
[05:44] Koyume
    We won't!
[05:45] Ruki
    In that case...
[05:49] Ruki
    Hey! This is just the kiss scene!
[05:51] ---
    You're not handling this well at all!
[05:53] Kaos
    The dialogue is already pretty intense...
[05:55] Ruki
    Then could you apply screentone on these
    pages that don't have any dialogue?
[05:59] Koyume
    Those drawings!
[06:01] Ruki
    Would you stop reacting
    to every little thing?!
[06:04] ---
    Jeez, you're making
    me even more embarrassed!
[06:07] Tsub
    Just give me your manuscript!
[06:08] Tsub
    I'll apply screentones
    to that **** right there!
[06:10] Ruki
    Tsu-chan, you should actually
    feel a little more embarrassed!
[06:14] Kaos
    I'm sorry that we're so useless...
[06:17] Koyume
    Sorry, Ruki-chan...
[06:19] Ruki
    I'm the one who should be sorry.
[06:21] Ruki
    I'll give Tsu-chan the more perverted pages.
[06:25] Tsub
    This protagonist...
[06:26] ---
    sort of resembles Koyume.
[06:28] Ruki
    Oh. I always ask her to pose for me,
    so she started looking like her.
[06:32] Tsub
    Huh...
[06:33] Koyume
    Don't look!
[06:36] Kaos
    Koyume-chan, you can't get in the way!
[06:38] Tsub
    Yeah, I can't get any work don—
[06:39] Koyume
    I'll do this page!
[06:41] Tsub
    Then, I'll work on the page where
    Koyume gets knocked down...
[06:44] Koyume
    I'll work on that one, too!
[06:45] ---
    And it's not me to begin with!
SIGN    We will be adding mosaics to the bits we can't show you.
[06:50] Koyume
    Everything that's going on...
[06:52] Ruki
    I-I'm sorry, Koyume-chan.
SIGN    But
SIGN    I think she deserves you more than I do.
SIGN    I'm going to have to punish you
SIGN    for saying such naughty things.
[07:02] Koyume
    Ruki-chan, this manga is pervy,
    but it's a really nice love story!
[07:06] Ruki
    You get it, Koyume-chan?
[07:08] Tsub
    It must be nice,
    understanding each other.
[07:12] Ruki
    It looks like Koyume-chan's*
    getting the hang of it.
[07:15] Ruki
    As for Kaos-chan...
[07:19] Ruki
    Oh, no!
[07:20] ---
    She's peeking at the page
    through her fingers!
[07:21] ---
    I'm so sorry, Kaos-chan!
[07:22] Ruki
    What am I making
    innocent Kaos-chan do?!
[07:24] ---
    I'm such an idiot!
[07:26] Ruki
    Kaos-chan! Don't ink that page!
[07:29] Ruki
    Just color this cute little bunny instead!
[07:33] Kaos
    What for?!
SIGN    This is...
SIGN    Tilt
[07:34] Ruki
    You're not allowed
    to look at this, Kaos-chan!
[07:36] Kaos
    What?! But I at least want to try!
SIGN    The lace is digging in
SIGN    Ba-dump
SIGN    Aah!
[07:38] Kaos
    I want to see every detail of your
    manuscript because I admire you, Ruki-san!
[07:41] Ruki
    No! It's too embarrassing!
[07:46] Ruki
    Tsu-chan is angry...
[07:48] Tsub
    Rukki! Concentrate on your manuscript!
[07:51] Tsub
    Kaos just said she admires you,
    so have some faith in her!
[07:54] Ruki
    Tsu-chan...
[07:56] Kaos
    Tsubasa-san...
[07:57] Ruki
    You can do anything, right?
[07:58] ---
    Yes!
[07:59] Tsub
    Then take care of this, please.
[08:03] Ruki
    Kaos-chan!
[08:04] Tsub
    Or not.
[08:05] Kaos
    I'm fine...
[08:09] Tsub
    Kaos, how many pages have you finished?
[08:11] Kaos
    I-I haven't finished a single one yet...
[08:14] Ruki
    Don't worry about it, Kaos-chan.
[08:16] ---
    You just go at your own pace.
[08:18] Kaos
    They're spoiling me...
[08:21] Koyume
    Ruki-chan, I'm done with this one, too.
[08:23] Kaos
    I'm a manga artist and I can't
    even do assistant work...
[08:27] Kaos
    What is my purpose in life?
[08:30] Tsub
    There she goes,
    bringing herself down again...
[08:33] Kaos
    If only I could've done this in digital...
[08:37] ---
    No, I'd be useless in any form.
[08:41] Kaos
    I'm more useless than a scourer...
[08:45] Kaos
    Ruki-san, you bought a computer?
[08:47] Ruki
    Oh, yeah.
[08:49] ---
    I thought I'd try coloring digitally, too.
[08:52] Koyume
    Ooh.
[08:53] Ruki
    Digitaruki-san!
[08:55] ---
    But why aren't you using it?
[08:57] Ruki
    Well...
[09:03] Ruki
    It won't turn on.
[09:05] Kaos
    That's the monitor....
[09:06] Tsub
    Rukki doesn't do well with electronics.
[09:08] Ruki
    Wait, is it defective?!
[09:10] Kaos
    Ruki-san... was anything else delivered with it?
[09:14] Ruki
    Come to think of it...
[09:15] ---
    there was some strange
    box that came with it.
[09:17] Kaos
    That's it!
[09:19] Ruki
    Oh, so it's a computer chair!
[09:21] Ruki
    I feel digital just sitting on it.
[09:24] Kaos
    That's the actual computer!
[09:26] Ruki
    I'm so sorry!
[09:27] Kaos
    I can't believe she's
    so out of touch about this...
[09:30] Kaos
    Um... Want me to set up
    your computer for you?
[09:34] Ruki
    You can do that, Kaos-chan?!
[09:35] Kaos
    Probably...
[09:36] Ruki
    Then, please do!
[09:41] Ruki
    Wow! You're typing
    without looking at the keys!
[09:44] Ruki
    Kaos-chan, are you a professional PC-ist?!
[09:46] Kaos
    PC-ist?
[09:48] Ruki
    Please teach me the ways
    of the computer, Kaos-sensei!
[09:51] Kaos
    I'm... Ruki-san's sensei?
[09:54] Kaos
    She's always teaching me things,
[09:54] Kaos
    I'm going to punish you, Ruki-kun.
[09:57] Ruki
    You can't, Sensei.
[09:57] ---
    but I guess I'm going to be
    teaching her about computer stuff!
[10:00] Kaos
    Let's install some software!
[10:02] Ruki
    Ink... tone?
[10:04] Tsub
    It's like watching a grandma
    and her granddaughter...
[10:10] Kaos
    Now you can draw.
[10:12] Ruki
    Thanks!
[10:14] Ruki
    I'll try drawing the heroine
    from my next manga!
[10:18] Ruki
    I did it!
[10:20] Kaos
    She's so jagged!
[10:22] Ruki
    I see...
[10:24] ---
    Everything's so sharp
    when you draw digitally.
[10:26] Kaos
    This is obviously a failure!
[10:34] Ruki
    Oh, no! I went outside the lines!
[10:36] Kaos
    What are you doing?!
[10:37] Kaos
    I'll color it for you.
[10:39] ---
    Just watch.
[10:41] Kaos
    This is your basic coloring.
[10:44] Kaos
    Now, I'll add in the effects.
[10:46] Ruki
    Effects?
[10:48] Ruki
    Wow!
[10:49] ---
    The drawing instantly got sparkly!
[10:51] Ruki
    You're like a wizard, Kaos-chan!
[10:53] ---
    You're amazing!
[10:54] Kaos
    It's nothing, really.
[10:56] Tsub
    So...
[10:58] Tsub
    How's that manuscript coming?
SIGN    Episode 4: "Scuffling Wildly Rendezvous"
SIGN    Let's enter sleep mode together.
SIGN    Install It Into Me ♥
SIGN    No, watch where you save that!
SIGN    Ababa... | The results of her studying went in a weird direction... | Sleep...
[11:03] Ruki
    Looks like...
    I'm staying up all night again...
SIGN    New Bunko Volumes
[11:14] Edit
    Your first manga series
    is selling really well, Ruki-chan.
[11:18] Ruki
    We didn't have to come look...
SIGN    Scuffling Wildly Rendezvous
[11:21] Ruki
    I feel like my shame is being spread across
    the world, so I'm definitely conflicted...
[11:25] Ruki
    Well, it's not like I'm using my actual name,
[11:27] ---
    so if I just think of it as someone else...
[11:29] Edit
    Oh, right.
[11:30] ---
    We're going to be doing a fair for our
    magazine at this bookstore next month,
[11:34] Edit
    could we ask you to do an autograph signing?
[11:39] Edit
    Oh, my.
[11:40] ---
    Look at you, getting so excited
    about getting to be in front of people.
[11:43] ---
    What am I going to do with you?
[11:44] Kaos
    Huh?
[11:46] ---
    You're doing an autograph signing, Ruki-san?
[11:47] Koyume
    That's amazing! Congrats!
[11:49] Ruki
    There's nothing to celebrate!
[11:51] Koyume
    Why?
[11:52] Ruki
    Because...
[11:53] Guy
    So you're the one drawing
    this perverted manga.
SIGN    Big Boobies ♥ Himeko-sensei
    Autograph Signing
[11:55] Guy
    You're so dirty!
[11:56] ---
    Talk about a pervert!
[11:57] Guy
    You pervert!
[11:58] ---
    It's Ruki-san from Class 1.
[11:58] ---
    Big Boobies ♥ Himeko-sensei is the worst!
[11:59] Lady
    You've destroyed our family!
[12:02] Ruki
    Please forgive me! Please forgive me!
[12:04] Kaos
    Her sense of guilt is way too strong.
[12:06] Tsub
    That's not how autograph signings go,
[12:09] ---
    and you have a lot of
    female readers in their twenties,
[12:11] ---
    so it's not like your family would find out.
[12:12] Ruki
    Oh, yeah!
[12:14] Ruki
    Then I have nothing to worry about
    except everything!
[12:16] Ruki
    The readers are going to be so
    disappointed when they see me...
[12:18] Kaos
    Huh? Why?
[12:21] Kaos
    I don't see a problem...
SIGN    Big Boobies
[12:25] All
    Oh.
[12:26] Ruki
    Don't actually realize the problem!
[12:28] Kaos
    Your editor came up with that name, right?
[12:32] Tsub
    Even though that's your pen name,
[12:34] ---
    you never actually claimed
    that you had big boobs, right?
[12:36] Ruki
    That's not all!
SIGN    Aah!
    I'm Himeko-tan and my chest is so heavy,
     my shoulders hurt so much (><)
    But I'm going to do my best
    to draw more pervy manga!!
[12:37] Ruki
    My author comments...
[12:40] Tsub
    Yeah, that's totally your fault.
[12:42] Ruki
    I was sleepy, okay?!
[12:43] ---
    I had deadlines lined up and I
    was loopy from being so tired!
[12:47] Ruki
    Um, um...
[12:48] ---
    I'll stuff my bra as much as I can and then
    wear a top that's loose at the top, and...
[12:52] Ruki
    What should I do?
    What do you think I should do?!
[12:54] Ruki
    I'm so nervous, I can't think straight!
[12:57] Kaos
    Ruki-san...
[12:59] Ruki
    When I squeeze you, my tension goes away...
[13:02] Tsub
    That's it!
SIGN    Big Boobies ♥ Himeko-sensei
    Autograph Signing
[13:03] Tsub
    If you say you brought your child with you,
[13:05] ---
    they won't be able to see your chest!
    You're killing two birds with one stone!
[13:07] Ruki
    I don't look that old!
[13:08] Kaos
    I don't look that young!
[13:10] Ruki
    I know! Koyume-chan, fill in for me!
[13:13] Koyume
    What?! I couldn't...
[13:15] ---
    Being your stand-in sounds
    like it'd be really hard...
[13:18] Koyume
    But I guess I'll try.
[13:20] Ruki
    Thank you!
[13:22] Koyume
    Tee-hee! I'm Ruki!
[13:24] Ruki
    I wouldn't say that!
[13:26] Koyume
    Sexy Ruki-chan Beam!
[13:29] Ruki
    I wouldn't do any one-shot gags like that!
[13:31] Ruki
    And don't use my real name!
[13:34] Tsub
    Koyume's too different from you...
[13:36] Kaos
    If you want a stand in,
[13:37] ---
    you'll need someone who's more
    like Ruki-san and more mature.
[13:42] Mom
    What? You have an autograph signing?
[13:45] Mom
    Oh, that's wonderful.
[13:46] ---
    Congratulations.
[13:47] Ruki
    Er, um...
[13:49] Mom
    We'll have to make some
    red bean rice and celebrate.
[13:52] Mom
    I'll make some soup with clams, too.
[13:55] Ruki
    I made a mistake...
SIGN    Take that!
SIGN    And that!
SIGN    She moves so fast!
SIGN    Meteor
    Strike
SIGN    Sploosh
[14:50] Sign
    The emperor delivers
    a decisive blow!
SIGN    And no one
    survives!!
SIGN    Scuffling Wildly Rendezvous
SIGN    Book Release Commemoration Event
     Big Boobies♥Himeko-sensei Autograph Signing
SIGN    Hime Autograph Signing
[15:32] Ruki
    What should I do, Tsu-chan?
[15:34] ---
    I can't do an autograph signing!
[15:36] ---
    I'm too embarrassed!
[15:39] Ruki
    Hey, are you ignoring me?
[15:43] Ruki
    Come to think of it,
[15:44] ---
    Tsu-chan is hiding the
    fact that she's a girl,
[15:46] Ruki
    so even if she wanted to do an
    autograph signing, she couldn't.
[15:49] Ruki
    And yet I was just thinking about myself...
[15:52] Ruki
    I didn't even consider her feelings...
[15:55] Ruki
    Tsu-chan, I'm sorry...
SIGN    Rukki's new name ideas The Former Big Boobies♥Himeko No Boobies♥Himeko Little Bust
[15:58] Ruki
    That's what you were thinking about?!
[16:00] Tsub
    It's so strange.
[16:02] Tsub
    Just a few years ago, we were
    the ones lining up for autographs.
[16:11] Ruki
    You're right.
[16:14] Tsub
    Rukki...
[16:15] Tsub
    I think you should remember
    how you felt back then.
SIGN    July 29th
SIGN    The day of the autograph signing
SIGN    Big Boobies ♥ Himeko-sensei
    First Comic Commemorative Autograph Signing
SIGN    Scuffling Widely
    Rendezvous
[17:27] Mom
    Ruki-chan, come here a sec.
[17:32] Mom
    A girl can turn into a different
    version of herself with makeup.
[17:43] Mom
    Don't move.
[17:45] ---
    Are you nervous?
[17:47] ---
    You look mature, but you're still just a child.
[17:51] Kaos
    What is this gentle aura?
[18:09] Mom
    And now, the adult Ruki-chan is complete!
[18:11] Kaos
    You seem older!
[18:13] Tsub
    Looks good.
[18:15] Ruki
    I feel like that nervous feeling
    in my chest has calmed down.
[18:19] Mom
    Thank goodness.
[18:21] Mom
    I love your love story, Ruki-chan.
[18:25] Mom
    It's so exciting, and a
    little bittersweet at times.
[18:28] Mom
    I'm sure the fans you'll see
    feel the same way.
[18:34] Mom
    Matron...
SIGN    Big Boobies♥Himeko-sensei
    Autograph Signing
    Morning Session 11:00
    Afternoon Session 14:00
[19:06] Ruki
    Everyone, thank you so much for coming today.
[19:18] Girl
    Himeko-sensei!
[19:19] Girl
    I'm so happy I get to meet you!
[19:21] Girl
    Himeko-sama!
[19:22] Girl
    Himeko!
[19:25] Koyume
    Ruki-chan's so popular!
[19:26] Kaos
    She is.
[19:28] Tsub
    Looks like it's going well.
[19:31] Ruki
    This is amazing...
[19:34] Ruki
    So many people have come...
[19:39] Ruki
    just to see me.
[19:45] Lady
    I wanted to meet you so
    badly, Himeko-oneesama!
[19:48] Ruki
    Onee-sama?
[19:48] Lady
    My husband and I both read your work!
[19:50] Ruki
    Himeko... onee-sama...
[19:54] Ruki
    I'm happy to meet you, too,
[19:56] ---
    my sweet, little bunnies.
[20:02] Girl
    Things aren't going well with my boyfriend.
[20:05] Girl
    How can I make things right,
    like in your manga?
[20:09] Ruki
    You can't make that face if
    you want to be the heroine.
[20:13] Ruki
    Sexiness exudes from confidence.
[20:17] Ruki
    You need to love yourself more.
[20:19] Ruki
    That's the secret to
    becoming a perfect woman.
[20:22] Girl
    Onee-sama...
[20:27] Tsub
    She's totally into it.
[20:28] Kaos
    Not only is the power of makeup amazing,
[20:30] Kaos
    the matron's encouragement
    really had an impact!
SIGN    Big Boobies♥Himeko-sensei
    Autograph Signing
    Morning Session Already Ended
    Afternoon Session 14:00
[20:39] Kaos
    There were people in tears because
    they got to meet you, Ruki-san!
[20:42] Koyume
    And some people came from so far away!
[20:46] Ruki
    This was...
[20:47] Ruki
    the happiest day of my life.
[20:51] Ruki
    I'm so glad that I draw manga.
[20:57] Ruki
    Even on days I couldn't get
    out of bed because of a fever,
[20:59] Ruki
    or the day my doggy died back at home,
[21:01] Ruki
    I kept drawing pervy manga,
[21:03] ---
    even though I was crying...
[21:05] Tsub
    Yeah, you did good.
[21:09] Ruki
    I...
[21:10] ---
    totally thought I was walking down
    the wrong path this whole time...
[21:15] Ruki
    because I ended up a completely different
    manga artist than the one I wanted to be.
[21:20] Ruki
    But I feel so much better now.
[21:22] Ruki
    I'll never be embarrassed
    about my manga ever again.
[21:27] Kaos
    Yeah!
[21:28] ---
    I think there are tons of people who'll feel
    their temperature rise reading your manga.
[21:32] Koyume
    Right?
[21:33] Ruki
    When you say it like that, I guess
    I'm still a little embarrass—
[21:36] Kaos
    But it's not embarrassing!
[21:37] ---
    It's an amazing talent!
[21:38] ---
    I look up to you so much!
[21:42] Ruki
    Kaos-chan...
[21:45] Ruki
    Thank you.
[21:48] Edit
    Big Boobies-sensei!
[21:50] Edit
    Big Boobies♥Himeko-sensei!
[21:51] ---
    We're starting the afternoon
    autograph signing now.
[21:54] Ruki
    That pen name is still embarrassing!
[23:30] Tsub
    So bright!
[23:31] Ruki
    Her body is also so bright!
[23:33] Kaos
    So bright!
[23:34] All
    So bright!
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    Amisawa-san, do you cosplay?
[23:35] Kaos
    Next time, "Amisawa-san, do you cosplay?"