6 - I'll Go Shave All My Hair Off
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[00:16] Kaos
I got it!
[00:25] Koyume
Kaos-chan?!
[00:32] Kaos
Koyume-chan...
[00:33] ---
I'm sorry.
[00:35] Koyume
More importantly, are you okay?
[00:37] Kaos
It looked like something was right there...
[00:44] Koyume
I don't see anything.
[00:57] Suzu
Found you...
SIGN Comic Girls
[02:34] Koyume
Looks like it's all clear.
[02:37] Koyume
Let's just have some ice cream
and forget all about it.
[02:40] Kaos
Otay...
[02:42] Koyume
It's been so hot, lately.
[02:46] Kaos
Yes...
[02:47] Kaos
I'm really scared of ghosts!
[02:54] Koyume
Don't worry.
[02:56] ---
I'm sure you were just imagining things.
[02:57] Koyume
Come to think of it, isn't there a saying
like "Ghosts start with worry?"
[03:14] Koyume
What's wrong, Kaos-chan?
[03:17] Suzu
Don't you believe in ghosts?
[03:25] Kaos
Ruki-san!
[03:27] Ruki
What's wrong, Kaos-chan?
[03:30] Kaos
There's a ghost...
[03:32] Ruki
Ghost?
[03:33] Tsub
Are you sure you're
not imagining things?
[03:35] Kaos
No!
[03:36] ---
It had really long hair that was all black...
[03:38] ---
You couldn't see its face and
its hair flowed everywhere!
[03:41] Tsub
I'm sure you just saw a manga artist that
dumped a bunch of ink over their head.
[03:44] Ruki
That'd be concerning for a
completely different reason...
[03:48] Ruki
Let's calm down a bit.
[03:49] Kaos
Okay...
[03:51] Kaos
I just remembered that I left
Koyume-chan with the ghost!
[03:54] Ruki
Huh?
[03:57] Kaos
Oh, no!
[04:01] Kaos
Koyume-chan's going to be cursed!
[04:03] Koyume
That feels so nice!
[04:05] Suzu
Right? My body's so cold.
[04:08] Ruki
They're getting along.
[04:10] Ruki
Fuura-senpai.
[04:12] Suzu
Ruki-chan and Tsu-chan!
[04:14] Kaos
You know each other?
[04:16] Ruki
She was our senpai and looked after us
when we first came to the dorm.
[04:20] Suzu
I'm Suzu Fuura, a second-year in high school.
[04:22] ---
I'm a horror manga artist.
[04:25] Tsu
Didn't you go back home?
[04:27] Suzu
They're my besties!
[04:30] Koyume
Sure doesn't look that way...
[04:32] Suzu
By the way,
[04:34] ---
was the one screaming earlier in
that splendid voice this little one?
[04:38] Koyume
Her name's Kaos-chan!
[04:39] Suzu
So your name is Kaos-chan!
[04:43] Suzu
Your hair is so long and pretty.
[04:45] Suzu
They say that people with long hair
tend to have strong spiritual powers,
[04:48] Suzu
so ghosts would probably
love you, Kaos-chan...
[04:54] Kaos
I'm going to shave all my hair off!
[04:54] Ruki
Don't do anything rash!
[04:56] Tsu
Is she going to be okay?
[04:58] Koyume
So cold!
[05:00] ---
I'll never have to worry about
really hot nights again!
[05:05] Tsu
And I think she might be
a little too okay with this...
[05:14] Kaos
Fuura-senpai...
[05:18] Kaos
She's scary.
[05:19] ---
I need to make sure I don't run into her.
[05:24] Ruki
Kaos-chan was pretty freaked out...
[05:27] Tsu
Yeah, I can't really blame her.
[05:29] Tsu
Fuura-senpai does have a habit
of appearing out of nowhere...
[05:32] Ruki
Yeah...
[05:33] Ruki
I'll warn Kaos-chan to be on her guard.
[05:36] Ruki
Especially...
[05:39] Suzu
Good morning...
[05:43] Kaos
About the fact that she likes showing
up behind people in mirrors...
[05:46] Tsu
Too late.
[05:53] Suzu
Kaos-chan, here...
[05:56] Suzu
Cookies!
[05:57] Kaos
No!
[06:03] Suzu
Kaos-chan, you must really love them!
[06:06] Suzu
Dolls, that is... I love them, too.
[06:08] Kaos
No!
[06:15] Suzu
Kaos-chan, want some?
[06:17] Kaos
No...
[06:22] Suzu
I can draw such wonderful
pictures when I hear you scream!
[06:27] Suzu
Kaos-chan? Hey, Kaos-chan.
[06:31] Suzu
Oh?
[06:31] Ruki
Kaos-chan!
[06:34] Tsub
Somosan! Seppa! Johakyu!
[06:35] Ruki
That's not even a spell!
[06:37] ---
Not to mention, Senpai isn't a ghost
to begin with, so that's just rude!
[06:41] Suzu
Eek! I'm going to be purified!
[06:43] ---
Please stop!
[06:43] Ruki
Uh, actually, she seems
to be enjoying the attention...
[06:46] Tsub
This is your chance! Run!
[06:50] Kaos
I'm so scared!
[06:52] Ruki
You scream so much that
she's taken a liking to you.
[06:56] Kaos
Please save me, Ruki-san.
[06:58] Tsub
Come to think of it, she followed
Rukki around a lot at first, too.
[07:03] Ruki
Even when I was sleeping,
[07:05] ---
or in the bath...
[07:07] Ruki
No matter how much I'd try to lose her...
[07:10] Ruki
I thought I was going to go insane,
[07:13] Ruki
but I still managed to draw this.
SIGN The Stalker Wife 24
[07:17] Koyume
It's amazing that you managed to
use that experience in your work!
[07:21] Tsub
That's how Rukki managed to
get through all of it, but...
[07:24] Kaos
Fuura-senpai appears,
blowing her horn...
[07:27] Kaos
I'm going to end up being
Fuura-senpai's sacrifice!
[07:28] Tsub
Kaos isn't going to even be able
to draw manga at this rate...
[07:31] Ruki
The only way to get Fuura-senpai
to forget about her
[07:33] ---
is for her to steel her heart and ignore her!
[07:40] Tsub
Will this work?
[07:42] Ruki
Yes.
[07:42] ---
We can't let her in, no matter what.
[07:44] Koyume
Okay.
[08:04] Suzu
Kaos-chan, you're here, aren't you?
[08:07] Kaos
No!
[08:08] Suzu
Let me in!
[08:09] Kaos
No!
[08:09] Suzu
Open up!
[08:15] Suzu
I'm scared of thunder!
[08:19] Kaos
And I'm scared of you!
[08:21] Suzu
Please...
[08:22] ---
Open up...
[08:24] Suzu
I'm so lonely by myself!
[08:26] Suzu
I finally... came back to the dorm...
[08:30] ---
but the girl I was rooming with is gone!
[08:33] Suzu
I'm so alone...
[08:49] Suzu
I don't really know...
[08:52] Suzu
how to interact...
[08:55] ---
with others... very... well...
[09:00] Suzu
I'm so awkward...
[09:01] ---
That's why you're all avoiding me.
[09:11] Kaos
That feeling...
[09:12] Kaos
I sort of...
[09:16] Koyume
Kaos-chan!
[09:17] Ruki
Wait!
[09:17] Tsub
Don't open the door!
[09:20] Kaos
I understand!
[09:22] ---
I-If everyone had left me out,
[09:26] ---
I would've been alone, too,
[09:28] Kaos
so I can't leave her alone!
[09:46] Ruki
It's no use. Kaos-chan's just too nice.
[09:49] Tsub
At this rate, Kaos might
disappear from the dorm...
[09:52] Koyume
No...
[09:54] Kaos
You're scary, after all!
[09:56] Kaos
Huh?
[09:57] Kaos
She's slender, but her chest is pretty big...
[10:01] Kaos
I see!
[10:04] Suzu
Kaos-chan...
[10:06] Kaos
Yes?
[10:08] Kaos
Now that I got a good look
at her, she's really pretty.
[10:13] Kaos
Huh? What is this unexpected difference?
[10:18] Suzu
Will you be my friend?
[10:20] Kaos
Y-Yes!
[10:22] Suzu
Thank you!
[10:25] Ruki
Did... the nuance of her screams change?
[10:34] Kaos
Yes?
[10:37] Kaos
Hello, Fuura-senpai.
[10:39] Suzu
Hello.
[10:40] Kaos
Please, come in.
[10:42] Kaos
Fuura-senpai, your skin is
really fair and beautiful.
[10:45] Suzu
You think so?
[10:47] ---
I don't really go outside...
[10:49] Koyume
You're always wearing such a cute dress!
[10:52] ---
Where did you get it?
[10:53] Suzu
Um... online...
[10:55] Koyume
Oh, really? What service did you use?
[10:56] Suzu
Huh?
[10:57] ---
Somehow, being treated normally
is rather embarrassing...
[11:03] Ruki
I wonder if Kaos-chan has a thing for
mature-looking people acting needy towards her.
[11:08] Tsub
Did a new rival appear?
[11:10] Ruki
It's not like that.
[11:12] Ruki
But I'm glad that there's a
place for Fuura-senpai now.
[11:16] Tsub
Yeah. She's a bit different,
but she's not a bad person.
[11:20] Suzu
Thank you for worrying about me...
[11:24] Tsub
There you are, evil spirit! Begone!
[11:27] Suzu
I'm so relieved
you two still reject me.
SIGN Episode 6
"I'll Go Shave All My Hair Off!"
SIGN Eeeek
SIGN I made some chocolate cake today...
[11:32] Ruki
You really are annoying...
[11:37] Tv
There should be clear skies
all across the country.
[11:39] Tv
And please take a look at this.
[11:41] Tv
Here at Kochia Plaza, it's the perfect time to see
all the kochia bushes in their full fall splendor.
[12:07] Niji
Those girls didn't see me, did they?
[12:10] Niji
Yeah. I don't look like an otaku at all.
[12:13] Niji
It's okay.
[12:15] ---
My secret hasn't been revealed.
[12:18] Niji
I'm heading out!
[12:19] Mom
Have a good day!
[12:28] Kaos
Did you end up staying up all night?
[12:32] Tsub
I was thinking about my storyboard...
[12:34] Koyume
Tsubasa-san, I heard that your ranking
with the reader surveys went up.
[12:37] Tsub
Yeah.
[12:39] Tsub
I'm happy, but it's also a lot of pressure...
[12:41] Tsub
Not to mention, I want to actually hear
people tell me why it went up.
[12:46] Ruki
You'll probably fall asleep
in class at this rate, Tsu-chan.
[12:49] Kaos
Nijino-sensei's really strict and
scary, so you need to be careful.
[12:53] Ruki
I'm pretty sure she hasn't figured out that
[12:56] ---
the reason Tsu-chan's falling asleep in
class is because of her manga, but...
[13:03] Niji
Good morning.
[13:05] All
Good morning.
[13:06] Kaos
G-Good...
[13:08] Niji
Moeta-san!
[13:09] ---
You need to say your greetings
loudly and with vigor!
[13:11] Kaos
I'm so sorry!
[13:12] Kaos
But you know, being scolded by beautiful
teachers is a wonderful thing...
[13:18] Niji
Uh, Moeta-san? Why are you smiling?
[13:21] Kaos
Eek! I'm sorry!
[13:22] Niji
Please compose yourself.
SIGN Tidy
[13:26] [SONG] Sign
Newly-appointed
SIGN Responsible
SIGN Notebook
SIGN Beautiful and cute
[13:26] Koyume
Did you model that after Nijino-sensei?
[13:29] Kaos
Yes.
[13:30] ---
I've been wanting to draw
a character like this.
[13:32] Koyume
That's great! Nijino-sensei
is cute, after all!
[13:35] Tsub
You did a good job.
[13:36] Ruki
Why don't you make her chest a little bigger?
[13:39] ---
I think this is just right.
[13:40] Niji
What are they whispering about?
[13:42] Niji
It couldn't be...
[13:43] Ruki
She might be acting like
she's such a teacher, but...
[13:44] Koyume
She's a fan of the Dark Hero.
[13:47] Kaos
She's pretty hardcore, too.
[13:47] Tsub
So she's one of us.
[13:49] Niji
That's right!
[13:50] ---
If they were there...
[13:51] Ruki
Right now, she lacks any kind of gap.
[13:54] Kaos
Gap? What would you do, then, Ruki-san?
[13:57] Ruki
Well...
[13:59] Niji
I need to know...
[14:01] Ruki
Like seeming really serious,
but wearing really sexy underwear.
[14:04] Niji
Is that true, Irokawa-san?
[14:06] Ruki
N-No, we weren't talking about me.
[14:10] Niji
All right,
[14:11] ---
we will now begin homeroom.
[14:14] Niji
If they haven't found out
about me, that's good.
[14:19] Niji
But why were those girls there?
[14:22] ---
Could it be...
[14:23] Niji
They're fans?
[14:25] Niji
She's already asleep?
[14:26] Niji
Katsuki-san!
[14:28] ---
Do you come to school just to sleep?
[14:30] Kaos
Tsubasa-san!
[14:31] Ruki
Tsu-chan, Tsu-chan, wake up!
[14:31] Niji
I guess I'll just ask them
some casual questions, first.
[14:35] Niji
Please come with me!
[14:38] Niji
I'll find out why, first.
[14:40] Niji
Hey, are you listening, Katsuki-san?
[14:43] Niji
Why are you so tired?
[14:45] Niji
Are you watching late-night anime?
[14:47] Tsub
Uh... Um...
[14:50] Tsub
I can't tell her that I'm
drawing manga, no matter what.
[14:54] Niji
I have to ask...
[14:56] Niji
Are you staying up late at night?
[14:59] Tsub
Uh, well, I...
[15:01] Tsub
I can't tell her.
[15:05] Ruki
This is exactly what I was worried would happen.
[15:07] Kaos
Yes...
[15:09] Koyume
This just isn't fair for Tsubasa-san!
[15:11] Koyume
Sensei, please don't be
too angry at Tsubasa-san!
[15:14] ---
She's really tired!
[15:16] Tsub
Koyume...
[15:17] Niji
No, I can't allow napping
to happen in my class.
[15:21] Koyume
Then, if Tsubasa-san looks like
she's about to fall asleep,
[15:23] ---
I'll pour her some coffee!
[15:25] Koyume
Here, have a cup!
[15:27] Niji
You're not even in my class!
[15:32] Kaos
She totally has her eye
on you now, Tsubasa-san.
[15:37] Tsub
She asked me why I was napping,
[15:40] ---
but I couldn't tell her that
I was up late drawing manga.
[15:43] Koyume
Maybe you should go ahead and just
tell Nijino-sensei the truth.
[15:49] Ruki
I wonder if she'd accept that, though...
[15:51] Ruki
She's really responsible,
so she might just lecture her.
[15:55] Niji
Stop drawing manga and study!
[15:59] Kaos
Getting lectured by a beautiful teacher...
[16:03] Ruki
Do you want to get yelled at, Kaos-chan?
[16:05] Tsub
Either way, I can't say anything.
[16:09] Tsub
Because being a high-school girl author...
[16:11] ---
doesn't fit with the image of shonen mangas...
[16:15] All
Huh?
[16:16] Tsub
Wing V's true identity must be kept a secret.
[16:22] Ruki
Wing V...
[16:23] Kaos
Wing V...
[16:24] Koyume
Wing V...
[16:25] Tsub
Why did you all just repeat my pen name?
[16:28] Koyume
Uh, no reason.
[16:30] Ruki
Tsu-chan thinks it's actually cool,
so it's hard to say anything.
[16:34] Ruki
Anyway, at least try to stay awake during
the next class with Nijino-sensei.
[16:39] Koyume
Here, have some coffee!
[16:44] Ruki
Hey, Tsu-chan's actually
being responsible and...
[16:47] Ruki
working?!
[16:49] Ruki
It's not like you can do whatever you want
as long as you aren't sleeping, Tsu-chan!
[16:52] Tsub
But if I don't do this,
I'll end up falling asleep...
[16:56] Ruki
Oh, no!
[16:59] Kaos
It's all over!
[17:01] Ruki
She's going to find out!
[17:04] Niji
I knew it!
[17:13] Koyume
I think she might get
into a lot of trouble.
[17:16] Ruki
Well, from a teacher's point of view,
[17:17] ---
it probably just looks like doodling.
[17:21] Niji
Katsuki-san, there's something
I'd like to ask you.
[17:24] Niji
This...
[17:26] Niji
C-Could it be that you like The Dark Hero, too?!
[17:31] Tsub
Huh?
[17:31] Koyume
Sensei!
[17:34] Tsub
You've heard of it?
[17:35] Niji
I-I've been following it since chapter one.
[17:39] ---
I'm a huge fan of Wing V-sensei!
[17:41] Tsub
Fan...
[17:43] Niji
Katsuki-san, your illustration
almost looks official...
[17:49] Tsub
Yes, well...
[17:50] Niji
So she is a fan!
[17:53] Tsub
I have to change the subject!
[17:54] Tsub
Um...
[17:56] ---
What do you like about The Dark Hero?
[17:59] Niji
Um, well,
[18:01] ---
I love both the art and story,
[18:03] Niji
but the protagonist is so cute!
[18:05] Tsub
Cute? Not cool?
[18:08] Niji
Yes! He's such a brat and
his shorts are adorable!
[18:11] Niji
His kneecaps are the best!
[18:13] Tsub
I see...
[18:15] ---
I guess I never thought about that before.
[18:17] Niji
Wait, wait... I got all
worked up without thinking.
[18:23] Niji
Um...
[18:24] Niji
Do you happen to go to events, too?
[18:27] Tsub
Huh?
[18:28] Niji
Or do you participate
in things like that?
[18:33] Kaos
I can't just sit here anymore!
[18:34] Kaos
Um, Sensei!
[18:35] Niji
Moeta-san.
[18:37] Kaos
Tsubasa-san is...
[18:39] Niji
Yes?
[18:40] Niji
What?!
[18:42] Kaos
Sensei!
[18:44] Niji
I-It's okay...
[18:46] Niji
Wing V-sensei draws such
wonderful illustrations...
[18:50] Niji
So I was prepared to accept
[18:51] ---
whatever they might look like or what their
personality might actually be like...
[18:55] Niji
But the fact that she's a high school girl,
[18:57] ---
not to mention one of my students...
[18:58] Niji
No, no, that just can't be!
[19:00] Niji
There's no way that Katsuki-san
could be Wing V-sensei!
[19:04] Ruki
But it's true!
[19:05] Koyume
Tsubasa-san's amazing!
[19:07] Niji
I'm not so naïve as to let you fool me!
[19:10] Kaos
But we're not!
[19:12] Tsub
Oh...
[19:12] ---
I'm not sure if this would be proof, but...
[19:15] Tsub
This is the manuscript
I finished this morning.
SIGN Whack
SIGN Whack
SIGN Crash
[19:29] Niji
S-S-S-Sensei!
[19:31] ---
Please forgive my rudeness!
[19:32] Tsub
You're the sensei...
[19:34] Niji
May I ask you something?
[19:36] Tsub
Yes?
[19:37] Niji
Did you happen to go
[19:39] ---
to the anime event that was being held
at the amusement park the other day?
[19:43] Tsub
No...
[19:44] ---
We did coincidentally go to the
amusement park that day, though.
[19:49] Niji
So they didn't find out!
[19:51] Tsub
There are a lot of readers that
think Wing V is a guy,
[19:54] Tsub
so I can't go to official gatherings
like events or autograph signings.
[19:59] Niji
I-I see...
[20:02] Tsub
So please keep the fact
that I'm Wing V a secret.
[20:07] Niji
Of course!
[20:09] Tsub
Also, um...
[20:12] ---
It made me really happy...
[20:13] Niji
Huh?
[20:15] Tsub
This was the first time I actually
got to hear directly from a fan.
[20:19] Tsub
Thank you so much for your support.
[20:23] Niji
Of course!
[20:24] Kaos
The flawless female teacher
has a thing for kneecaps...
[20:28] Kaos
Wait...
[20:29] ---
What's with this gap?
[20:32] Niji
All four of you are manga artists?
[20:34] Niji
So that's why you're
always napping and so tired.
[20:38] Niji
You should've told me sooner!
[20:39] Tsub
We clearly missed our chance to bring it up.
[20:42] Ruki
We actually all live in a dorm together.
[20:47] Niji
A manga artist dorm...
[20:49] ---
I could've sworn someone
told me about one before...
[20:55] Niji
Wait, so the matron is...
[20:57] Mom
Yes, it's me.
[20:58] Mom
My girls go to your school.
[21:01] Mom
They seem really busy,
so please take care of them.
[21:04] Niji
You should've told me, you idiot!
[21:05] Mom
Sorry, I totally forgot.
[21:09] Ruki
I guess your true identity's been revealed.
[21:12] Kaos
Yes.
[21:13] Koyume
Maybe that means that Nijino-sensei
will take it easy on you.
[21:17] Ruki
No, no.
[21:18] ---
We still need to balance out
drawing manga and studying.
[21:22] Tsub
Yeah...
[21:23] Kaos
But to think that someone like
Nijino-sensei loves manga...
SIGN Is very lonely
SIGN Always together | Super pretty!
SIGN Secretly has big boobs!!
SIGN Has no legs
SIGN She's pale! She's beautiful!
[21:29] Kaos
I know!
[21:31] Edit
So what's your theme today?
[21:33] Kaos
Yes. It's "gap."
[21:34] Edit
I think that's a great perspective.
[21:37] Kaos
You do?
[21:39] Edit
This lonely ghost that's actually really
pretty, fair-skinned, and has big boobs,
[21:45] ---
along with the beautiful teacher
who's really hardcore during the day,
[21:47] ---
but is actually a fan of shonen manga...
[21:49] Edit
Those are excellent character layouts.
[21:51] Kaos
Yes!
[21:52] Edit
But, most importantly, what's the story?
[21:57] Edit
Guess this is getting rejected, too.
SIGN Has big boobs!!
SIGN Super pretty
otaku teacher
SIGN Miharu-sensei
SIGN Really pretty!!
Really nice!!
[23:30] Kaos
Having someone relate to you feels so nice!
[23:32] Suzu
I know!
[23:33] Edit
I totally get it!
[23:35] Ruki
They're communicating with their eyes!
[23:36] ---
Next time, "Is This Heaven!?"
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