1 - The Girl Who Bears the Coffin

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SIGN    Chaika the Coffin Princess
[01:34] Kraken
    The taboo emperor, Arthur Gaz...
[01:37] Kraken
    His daughter is the successor to his empire,
[01:41] Kraken
    and at the same time,
    the one who will decide fate.
[01:46] Layla
    Fate?
[01:47] Kraken
    Chaika's existence is only the beginning.
[01:51] Kraken
    A fate surpassing the
    imagination of man lies ahead.
[01:56] Kraken
    You are a mere tool whose sole purpose
[01:59] ---
    is to set that fate in motion.
SIGN    The Girl who Bears the Coffin
[02:17] ---
    Man...
[02:19] Toru
    Isn't there any money lying around somewhere?
[02:30] Toru
    A rabbit?
[02:31] Toru
    I'll make a stew out of it.
[02:35] ---
    Wha—
[02:39] Toru
    Hey!
[02:41] Toru
    What are you doing out here in the mountai—
[02:55] Chaika
    A—
[02:56] Toru
    A?
[02:58] Chaika
    A-Attack?
[03:00] Toru
    Who's attacking? Attacking whom?
[03:02] Chaika
    B-Bandit!
[03:05] Toru
    Sorry, but I'm not a bandit, either.
[03:07] Toru
    I'm currently jobless.
[03:10] Toru
    I have no food, so I came
    to hunt some edible plants.
[03:13] Chaika
    Poor?
[03:15] Toru
    Yeah, that's right.
[03:17] Chaika
    Understood. Jobless and poor!
[03:20] Toru
    You're right, but that still pisses me off.
[03:22] Toru
    What about you? What are you doing out here?
[03:25] Toru
    Is that a coffin?
[03:28] Chaika
    Mountain. No people. Great idea.
[03:31] Toru
    Wait, are you...
[03:33] Chaika
    Pretend you did not see!
[03:35] Chaika
    Did not see this!
[03:37] Toru
    Is there... someone in there?
[03:39] Toru
    Are you a murderer?
[03:41] Chaika
    Not criminal! Traveler!
[03:43] Chaika
    Weak traveler!
[03:45] Chaika
    Going to Delsorant town!
[03:48] Chaika
    Too far...
[03:51] Toru
    How long have you been walking around here?
[03:54] Chaika
    Three days.
[03:55] Toru
    These mountains don't take
[03:56] ---
    that long to get through
    if you travel normally...
[03:59] Toru
    You got lost, didn't you?
[04:01] Chaika
    Shocking truth...
[04:04] Toru
    You have any money?
[04:06] Chaika
    Thief! Poor! Bandit!
[04:09] Toru
    I'm not!
[04:10] ---
    I was just gonna show you the
    way if you'd buy me breakfast!
[04:14] Toru
    If you can trust me, I'll take you
[04:16] ---
    to the town without anyone seeing you.
[04:18] Toru
    Keep this up, and you're never
    gonna get out of these mountains.
[04:26] Unicorn
    Moruzerun... Moruzerun... Emurun...
[04:30] Unicorn
    Zeburun... Wamurun... Tourun...
[04:33] Toru
    A unicorn...
[04:35] Toru
    Damn... This sucks.
[04:39] Toru
    Run!
[04:45] Toru
    Oh, come on... Just ditch this thing!
[04:47] Chaika
    No! Not touch! Valuable!
[04:50] Toru
    Huh? What?
[04:52] Toru
    Damn it. I take it back.
[04:55] Toru
    Don't ever let go of that coffin!
[04:58] Unicorn
    Moruzerun... Moruzerun...
[04:59] Toru
    Let's go!
[05:06] Toru
    We're jumping!
[05:15] Toru
    If you don't want that thing
    to eat you, hang on tight!
[05:23] Toru
    It's no use...
    I'm so hungry, my strength's gone.
[05:27] Chaika
    Sudden! Pushy! Reckless!
[05:30] Chaika
    Blood...
[05:31] Chaika
    Treat. Fast!
[05:35] Toru
    That was a unicorn.
    It'll be on us again soon.
[05:39] Chaika
    Gone...
[05:40] Chaika
    Can't treat...
[05:44] Toru
    We'll never get away from that thing.
[05:47] Toru
    What a lousy life I've had.
[05:49] Chaika
    Give up?
[05:51] Toru
    Might as well.
[05:52] Chaika
    Die?
[05:53] Toru
    Probably.
[05:55] Chaika
    Die, not scared?
[05:57] Toru
    I'd be lying if I said it didn't scare me...
[06:01] Toru
    But I have nothing better to do.
[06:03] Toru
    In this world, I'm totally incompetent.
[06:19] Toru
    A Gundo?
[06:20] Toru
    You're a wizard?
[06:23] Chaika
    Yes.
[06:24] Chaika
    Incompetent. Same.
[06:27] Chaika
    I have only this.
[06:29] Chaika
    Else, incompetent.
[06:31] Chaika
    This, can do much.
[06:33] Toru
    Like... kill a unicorn?
[06:37] Chaika
    Need time.
[06:38] Chaika
    During magic technique.
[06:41] Chaika
    Can not move.
[06:45] Toru
    We just need to buy time, right?
[06:48] Toru
    If we do that, you can use your magic, right?
[06:50] Chaika
    Yes.
[07:00] Toru
    I am steel.
[07:02] Toru
    Steel knows no fear. Steel knows no doubt.
[07:05] Toru
    When faced with my enemy, I hesitate not.
[07:09] Toru
    I am a weapon to destroy these.
[07:11] Toru
    Iron-Blood Transformation!
[07:18] Unicorn
    Zeburun... Wamurun... Tourun...
[07:27] Toru
    Come on, you nag!
[07:57] Chaika
    Kokult elum...
[07:59] Chaika
    Naikt inte...
[08:01] Chaika
    Naint kum...
[08:06] Chaika
    Ee wam, ee wam, milta ru...
[08:10] Chaika
    Kokult elum...
[08:12] Toru
    Crap!
[08:23] Chaika
    Naikt inte, naint...
[08:36] Chaika
    Milta ru...
[08:38] Chaika
    Fly, blade!
[08:40] Chaika
    The Ripper!
[09:03] Toru
    I pronounce the battle over.
[09:06] Toru
    I am man.
[09:11] Chaika
    Alive! Both alive!
[09:14] Chaika
    Surprise!
[09:16] Toru
    What is?
[09:17] Chaika
    You! Strong!
[09:18] Toru
    Well, I was a saboteur, after all.
[09:21] Toru
    Not incompetent! Useful!
[09:24] Toru
    Huh?
[09:25] Chaika
    Saved! Because you here!
[09:28] Toru
    I guess...
[09:30] Chaika
    Ask again. Show way.
[09:32] Toru
    Sure...
[09:33] Chaika
    You, name?
[09:36] Toru
    Toru. Toru Acura. What's yours?
[09:40] Chaika
    Chaika Ga— Correction.
[09:43] Chaika
    Chaika Trabant!
[09:52] Matheus
    I've done something inexcusable.
[09:54] Matheus
    If I could have used you more skillfully,
    you wouldn't have died...
[09:59] Matheus
    I can't believe he defeated Fayla...
[10:02] Matheus
    What in the world is he?
[10:04] Matheus
    I thought the girl had
    traveled alone all this time.
[10:07] Matheus
    Has she gained a partner?
[10:14] Chaika
    Terrifying appetite...
[10:16] Toru
    Exercise makes me hungry.
[10:18] Toru
    Besides, I gotta eat when I can.
[10:22] Toru
    You've got money, right?
[10:24] Toru
    No problem, then.
[10:27] Akari
    What are you doing here?
[10:31] Akari
    And where are the edible plants?
[10:34] Akari
    Just when I thought you'd
    finally gotten off your ass,
[10:36] Akari
    you bring back a girl
    instead of edible plants?
[10:40] Akari
    You have me, and yet you're
[10:43] ---
    eating breakfast with an
    innocent little girl like her?
[10:47] Akari
    You're pretty cocky.
[10:58] Akari
    You just sit around the
    house all day every day,
[11:00] Akari
    not lifting a finger to work...
[11:04] Akari
    I'm the one earning all the money.
[11:08] Guy
    That's wrong.
[11:09] Guy
    What a terrible guy.
[11:11] Akari
    I've reached the end of my patience.
[11:13] Lady
    I feel for you.
[11:15] Toru
    It's not like that! Hang on! This is...
[11:17] Akari
    Say your prayers!
[11:18] Toru
    Hang on, Akari! You're mistaken!
[11:24] Akari
    What have I mistaken, exactly?
[11:27] Akari
    Please, tell your stupid sister,
[11:30] Akari
    my dear Brother.
[11:31] Guys
    Brother?
[11:32] Chaika
    Siblings?
[11:33] Lady
    Still, once a no-good brother,
    always a no-good brother.
[11:38] Lady
    You forget about your younger
    sister waiting for breakfast
[11:41] Lady
    and eat your fill without her.
[11:43] Lady
    Then you mess up the place,
[11:46] Lady
    and push both the cost of food and
[11:48] ---
    the damage compensation
    on a girl you just met?
[11:52] Lady
    I'm so appalled, I can't even
    bring myself to be angry.
[11:55] Lady
    You seem like a loser in all sorts of ways.
[12:00] Akari
    Fayla attacked you?
[12:02] Akari
    Can I take your word on that?
[12:04] Toru
    Yeah. And she helped me kill it.
[12:08] Toru
    She's a wizard.
[12:10] Toru
    She's got a Gundo in that coffin.
[12:13] Toru
    See? This wound is proof that we fought.
[12:16] Toru
    And she bought be breakfast in return
    for showing her the way... to...
[12:21] Chaika
    Work request.
[12:24] Chaika
    Want saboteur siblings.
[12:27] Akari
    Work?
[12:28] Toru
    That's easy to say...
[12:30] Akari
    You don't intend to refuse, do you?
[12:33] Toru
    Well, I haven't worked in years...
[12:36] Toru
    Springing this on me now is kinda...
[12:38] Akari
    Would you rather work or
    let me have you stuffed?
[12:41] ---
    Make your choice.
[12:43] Toru
    Those are my only options?
[12:44] Akari
    Or would you prefer that
    I stuffed you myself?
[12:52] Toru
    Aw, damn it!
[12:54] Toru
    I really have to work?
[13:06] Abarth
    Welcome to my home.
[13:09] Abarth
    I am Robert Abarth.
[13:11] Abarth
    Albéric Gillette, was it?
[13:14] Gillette
    Yes.
[13:15] Abarth
    I was surprised to see that you are so young.
[13:18] Abarth
    I heard that you were employed
    by the Kliemann Organization,
[13:21] Abarth
    so I expected an old man.
[13:23] Abarth
    The Gillettes are a celebrated family.
[13:26] Abarth
    May I ask why?
[13:27] Gillette
    I carry out my job with pride and
    due responsibility every day.
[13:32] Abarth
    Ah, forgive my rudeness.
[13:35] Abarth
    Now, what brings you here?
[13:37] Gillette
    While I fully realize that
    it is poor manners
[13:39] ---
    to do so upon our first meeting,
[13:41] Gillette
    I wish to ask a favor of you.
[13:43] Abarth
    Oh?
[13:44] Gillette
    I have heard that you were among the
[13:46] ---
    Eight Heroes who took down Emperor Gaz.
[13:49] Gillette
    That said...
[13:51] Gillette
    I want you to give me the article
    that you acquired in the
[13:55] ---
    Battle for the Imperial
    Capital of the Gaz Empire.
[13:59] Abarth
    Return the article, you say?
[14:02] Gillette
    Yes.
[14:03] Abarth
    Why must I do that?
[14:05] Gillette
    Due to the confidential nature of
    that information, I cannot answer.
[14:11] Abarth
    Hey!
[14:12] Abarth
    Our guest is leaving now.
[14:17] Gillette
    Count Abarth...
[14:19] Gillette
    Of course, I understand how you feel.
[14:21] Gillette
    However, this concerns the peace
    of not only the kingdom of Wiemac,
[14:25] Gillette
    but that of the entire continent of Verbist.
[14:36] Abarth
    Return it after all this time?
[14:39] Abarth
    I don't think so.
[14:44] Chaika
    Work, not take long! Easy!
[14:47] Chaika
    Ruler, Count Abarth's manor. Attack.
[14:50] Chaika
    Then seize!
[14:52] Toru
    Seize what?
[14:53] Chaika
    Important thing.
[14:55] Chaika
    When there, I will know.
[14:56] Toru
    You sure you're sane?
[14:57] Chaika
    Sane. Need. Any cost.
[15:00] Chaika
    Is what I must do.
[15:03] Toru
    What you must do?
[15:05] Chaika
    Do! Duty! Mission! Absolute!
[15:09] Chaika
    Even if forever...
[15:11] Chaika
    Will try!
[15:15] Akari
    If you plan to attack,
    you'll need to make some preparations.
[15:20] Toru
    Yeah.
[15:22] Gillette
    I heard that the count comes
    from a military family,
[15:25] Gillette
    but when I met him today,
    something didn't seem right.
[15:28] Nicolai
    Meaning?
[15:29] Gillette
    He didn't look proficient
    in martial arts at all.
[15:33] Gillette
    Did he lose his touch in the
    five years since the war?
[15:36] Gillette
    And there's something
    strange about his mansion.
[15:38] Nicolai
    Like what?
[15:40] Gillette
    There were far too few guards.
[15:42] Gillette
    It's too undefended for a lord's mansion.
[15:45] Matheus
    That is curious.
[15:47] Matheus
    Maybe that girl from before
[15:48] ---
    came to this town because
    she knew Count Abarth
[15:51] ---
    was one of the Eight Heroes...
[15:53] Matheus
    And she has a partner now.
[15:56] Matheus
    It's possible that she intends
    to go after the count's mansion.
[16:00] Leonard
    Should we keep an eye out?
[16:01] Gillette
    Yes. Please do.
[16:12] Akari
    What are we supposed to steal, exactly?
[16:15] Toru
    She won't say, so we probably
    don't need to know.
[16:18] Toru
    We only need to do our job.
[16:21] Akari
    "Our job"...
[16:22] Akari
    It feels weird to hear that coming from you.
[16:26] Toru
    Anyway, how'd the west side look?
[16:30] Akari
    It's built the same as the east side.
[16:34] (Flashback) Toru
    I never thought we'd be
    going up against a lord.
[16:39] (Flashback) Akari
    Chickening out, Brother?
[16:40] (Flashback) Toru
    Who's chickening out?
[16:42] (Flashback) Akari
    I suppose.
[16:43] (Flashback) ---
    Even with no weapons and not
    a scrap of clothing on you,
[16:48] (Flashback) Akari
    I'm sure you could stand against
    many enemies with no fear.
[16:53] (Flashback) Toru
    That'd just be stupid, on many levels.
[16:57] (Flashback) Akari
    Even if you are my brother,
[16:59] (Flashback) ---
    I won't allow you to insult the
    Brother I so deeply respect!
[17:03] (Flashback) Toru
    Sorry. You're the stupid one.
[17:07] (Flashback) Akari
    As long as you understand.
[17:08] (Flashback) Toru
    That's okay with you?!
[17:10] (Flashback) Toru
    It shouldn't be too difficult to sneak in.
[17:13] (Flashback) Akari
    But the lord was a member
    of the first force to march
[17:17] (Flashback) ---
    into imperial territory in
    the War of the Gaz Empire.
[17:21] (Flashback) Toru
    Which means he must be the militant type.
[17:24] (Flashback) Toru
    Maybe we should borrow her magic?
[17:26] (Flashback) Akari
    About that...
[17:27] (Flashback) Akari
    Are you sure we can trust her?
[17:31] (Flashback) Toru
    She's the one who asked for our help.
    It's not about trust.
[17:33] (Flashback) Akari
    No, I mean her skill as a wizard.
[17:36] (Flashback) Toru
    Oh, she's pretty impressive.
[17:39] (Flashback) Chaika
    Whirl, flames! The Burner!
[17:52] (Flashback) Chaika
    Bread... exploded...
[17:55] (Flashback) Akari
    Right. I see now.
[18:02] Toru
    It bugs me that there are so
    few guards, but oh well...
[18:05] Toru
    As we discussed.
[18:06] Chaika
    Roger!
[18:10] Toru
    Jeez...
[18:11] Toru
    You've got your Gundo in there, don't you?
[18:14] Chaika
    Must bring!
[18:35] Toru
    For crying out loud...
[18:36] Akari
    I am steel.
[18:38] Akari
    Steel knows no fear. Steel knows no doubt.
[18:42] Akari
    When faced with my enemy, I hesitate not.
[18:45] Akari
    I am a weapon to destroy these.
[18:48] Akari
    Iron-Blood Transformation!
[18:54] Chaika
    Akari, same as Toru!
[18:56] Akari
    Hang on tight.
[19:03] Toru
    There.
[19:05] Toru
    Open your coffin.
[19:16] Toru
    Damn...
[19:18] Toru
    For the love of...
[19:28] Toru
    Damn! Push harder, Akari!
[19:35] Toru
    I swear...
[19:40] Chaika
    Rough handling...
[19:43] Toru
    So, what now?
[19:45] Akari
    What are we stealing?
[19:47] Chaika
    I know, mostly.
[19:49] Toru
    No, we're asking you to tell us.
[19:52] Chaika
    Find out soon.
[19:54] Chaika
    Efun... Heluste... Ru...
    Belguil... Fai... Sev...
[19:59] Chaika
    Come, resounding perception.
[20:02] Chaika
    The Locator!
[20:10] Chaika
    Important thing...
[20:12] Chaika
    Center of mansion.
[20:14] Chaika
    Found. Pale blue light.
[20:16] Toru
    All right. Let's split up.
    I'll take the first floor.
[20:19] Toru
    Akari, you two take the second floor.
[20:22] Akari
    Understood.
[20:33] Toru
    Is this it?
[20:48] Abarth
    So you did come.
[20:50] Abarth
    You work for the Kliemann
    Organization, don't you?
[20:54] Abarth
    It seems you are quite unhappy that
    I sent you away this afternoon.
[20:58] Toru
    What are you talking about?
[21:00] Abarth
    No matter.
[21:01] Abarth
    I was just thinking what a shame
[21:03] ---
    it was that I never had a
    chance to use my treasure.
[21:07] Abarth
    Damned thief.
[21:14] Toru
    You're a wizard?!
[21:17] Abarth
    I'm nothing like the greenhorn
    cavalier that you answer to.
[21:27] Akari
    Brother!
[21:30] Toru
    Stay away! He's a wizard!
[21:32] Chaika
    Wizard?!
[21:33] Toru
    Don't show yourself!
[21:43] Abarth
    No...
[21:45] Abarth
    It can't be...
[21:46] Abarth
    You should be dead!
[23:25] Chaika
    Journey, finally, begins!
[23:27] Chaika
    Toru, work, serious?
[23:28] Chaika
    Slightly worried.
[23:30] Chaika
    Akari, somewhat strange.
[23:32] Chaika
    Just as worried.
[23:33] Chaika
    I gather remains, request support.
[23:36] Chaika
    Next week, episode 2:
    "The Lazy Man's Choice."
SIGN    The Lazy Man's Choice