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11 - Good at Tsundere, Bad at Cornering

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[00:04] ---
    Yes! That's right!
[00:06] ---
    Yes! Yes!
[00:09] ---
    Understood!
[00:11] ---
    Then, I'll see you tomorrow at ten!
[00:14] ---
    Right!
[00:16] ---
    BUONO
[00:17] ---
    Good news, Owner!
[00:19] ---
    We're going to play in the park
    with Maika tomorrow!
[00:24] ---
    So you can run around as you wish.
    I bet you're looking forward to—
[00:29] ---
    Huh?
[00:30] ---
    STUDYING JAPANESE
    THE OTAKU WAY
[00:31] ---
    Could this be a date?
[02:05] ---
    GOOD AT TSUNDERE, BAD AT CORNERING
[02:23] ---
    It's open, so come in!
[02:26] ---
    Good morning!
[02:28] ---
    Good morning!
[02:29] ---
    Um, I think casual clothing would be easier
    for you to move around in.
[02:35] ---
    What?
[02:36] ---
    Sorry. It's my first time
    doing this kind of thing.
[02:39] ---
    I couldn't decide what to wear
    and ended up with a suit.
[02:44] ---
    Oh, I see.
[02:45] ---
    You're kind of cute
    when you're at a loss, Manager!
[02:49] ---
    What? Cute...
[02:51] ---
    Cute? Me?
[02:53] ---
    Yes!
[02:57] ---
    We're going out today, Owner.
[03:02] ---
    Sorry to keep you waiting.
[03:03] ---
    Well, shall we go?
[03:05] ---
    Wait a second! First...
[03:09] ---
    I brought something over today.
[03:12] ---
    What is it?
[03:14] ---
    Ta-da!
[03:20] ---
    Hold still.
[03:25] ---
    There, all set!
[03:29] ---
    Owner is stylish!
[03:30] ---
    It looks good on you, Owner!
[03:33] ---
    Yellow was the right choice!
[03:41] ---
    Maika has a natural urge
    to give him a present!

[03:44] ---
    This dog is strong!
[03:54] ---
    It sure is crowded on the weekend, huh?
[03:58] ---
    It does look like
    many families are here.
[04:00] ---
    Yep.
[04:03] ---
    I-I wonder...
[04:06] ---
    if we look like a family, too!
[04:11] ---
    A family with Maika...
[04:13] ---
    OWNER
[04:16] ---
    I wonder...
[04:18] ---
    Maybe we look like a family, too!
[04:26] ---
    Um, did I say that out loud?
[04:30] ---
    No, um...
[04:33] ---
    I have to watch out for letting
    my delusions escape my mouth!

[04:38] ---
    Even though he'd be part of the family,
    Owner is a pet, not a child, so...

[04:45] ---
    Maybe we look more like
    a married couple than a family!
[04:50] ---
    D-Did I let even that slip out?
[04:53] ---
    Slip out?
[04:55] ---
    OPEN AREA
[05:00] ---
    Maika's natural ditzy style is brutal.
[05:03] ---
    Owner, I'm gonna throw it!
[05:07] ---
    There!
[05:13] ---
    I-I saw...
[05:19] ---
    M-M-M-M-Maika!
[05:22] ---
    I-I-I-I-I could see!
[05:25] ---
    Um, u-uh...
[05:27] ---
    Please calm down!
[05:28] ---
    What did you see?
[05:30] ---
    Wh-What?
[05:32] ---
    Um, m-m-m-m...
[05:35] ---
    Mutandine!
[05:37] ---
    M-M-Mutandene?
[05:41] ---
    Sorry. I lapsed into my mother tongue
    without thinking.
[05:44] ---
    Um, uh, i-in other words...
[05:47] ---
    Your underwear!
[05:48] ---
    When your skirt whirls around, I can see...
[05:52] ---
    That's okay!
[05:58] ---
    I'm wearing shorts
    under the skirt.
[06:00] ---
    There are limits
    to being a ditz!
[06:03] ---
    DITZ
[06:05] ---
    Just squidding!
[06:07] ---
    Here I go, Owner!
[06:10] ---
    Get it!
[06:12] ---
    I threw it too high!
[06:15] ---
    Sorry! I'm gonna go get it!
[06:17] ---
    Oh, okay!
[06:21] ---
    Huh? I don't see it.
[06:25] ---
    I think it landed around here.
[06:33] ---
    Owner, another dog took it.
[06:35] ---
    Get it back.
[06:51] ---
    Fly!
[06:58] ---
    We're back!
[07:00] ---
    Welcome back! Huh?
[07:02] ---
    You didn't find it?
[07:04] ---
    Actually...
[07:06] ---
    Whisper-whisper-whisper...
[07:08] ---
    So that's what happened.
[07:10] ---
    So you gave it to a girl you liked, huh?
[07:16] ---
    That's okay.
[07:17] ---
    I have other toys.
[07:23] ---
    What's wrong?
[07:26] ---
    I understand. I understand, Owner.
[07:29] ---
    For some reason, they've got
    a male bonding thing going on.
[07:37] ---
    Everything you made looks delicious, Maika!
[07:42] ---
    I brought lunch for you, too, Owner.
[07:47] ---
    He's totally lovesick.
[07:50] ---
    Thank you for lunch!
[07:57] ---
    This rice ball is terrific, Maika!
[07:59] ---
    Really?
[08:01] ---
    I woke up early this morning to make it,
    so I'm happy if you like it!
[08:06] ---
    I made a lot for you, Manager,
    so please fill up!
[08:11] ---
    Maika...
[08:16] ---
    Whoaouch!
[08:18] ---
    O-Owner!
[08:20] ---
    It's not good to hate people
    when they're happy!
[08:25] ---
    Excuse me.
[08:27] ---
    I'm sorry.
[08:29] ---
    It looks like my girl here
    took this from you.
[08:32] ---
    The dog from before!
[08:35] ---
    Thank you very much!
[08:37] ---
    Owner, that dog is here!
[08:42] ---
    Owner is petrified!
[08:44] ---
    I know the feeling.
[08:47] ---
    Owner, give a decent greeting.
[08:49] ---
    This is your chance
    to get to know each other.
[08:51] ---
    I'll say hi, too!
[08:57] ---
    Looks like she likes it,
    so you can keep it.
[09:00] ---
    Oh, are you sure?
[09:01] ---
    Okay, so again...
[09:03] ---
    This is Owner.
[09:05] ---
    I hope you two get along.
[09:07] ---
    GRIN...
[09:23] ---
    Whenever I think about yesterday,
    it makes me feel good!
[09:27] ---
    Having a good time with Maika
    at the park for half the day...
[09:31] ---
    Even enjoying Maika's homemade lunch...
[09:35] ---
    What a great day!
[09:41] ---
    What's wrong, Akizuki?
[09:44] ---
    Looks like you're not happy for me.
[09:47] ---
    No, actually...
[09:53] ---
    Morning...
[09:55] ---
    GLOOM
[09:59] ---
    Hey! What's wrong?
[10:00] ---
    Did something happen?
    Get a hold of yourself!
[10:03] ---
    A-Akizuki...
[10:06] ---
    Don't cry!
[10:08] ---
    What happened?
[10:10] ---
    Actually, I made multiple errors
    inputting my passcode yesterday,
[10:15] ---
    so all the data for my
    social network game was deleted!
[10:19] ---
    Is that all?
[10:22] ---
    That hurt! What the hell was that for?
[10:25] ---
    How many times do you think
    I did a resemara
[10:27] ---
    until I got the ultra-rare Vanilla?
[10:29] ---
    I'm Vanilla!
[10:29] ---
    RESEMARA = RESET MARATHON
[10:32] ---
    Instead of doing a marathon,
    you should've started from the beginning.
[10:42] ---
    And that's what happened.
[10:45] ---
    You don't know
    how to handle women, Akizuki.
[10:49] ---
    You should've understood her feelings
    and comforted her.
[10:53] ---
    Shut up! Big talk
    for somebody so incompetent!
[10:55] ---
    I've got an order...
[10:58] ---
    Two berry... almond jellies... please...
[11:05] ---
    See? You dropped the ball with her,
    and now she's depressed.
[11:16] ---
    GLOOM
[11:19] ---
    You seem kind of down today, Kaho.
[11:21] ---
    You're not your usual cheerful self.
[11:23] ---
    Oh, um, sorry!
[11:26] ---
    Crap! The customers are worried about me!
[11:29] ---
    I'm working right now,
    so I need to bounce back!

[11:32] ---
    Like Vanilla who I finally got
    after a reset marathon!

[11:35] ---
    I'm Vanilla!
[11:37] ---
    Oh, that's right!
[11:39] ---
    The other day,
    I got a capsule toy I already had,
[11:41] ---
    so you can have it if you like.
[11:44] ---
    Here you go!
[11:51] ---
    I guess that does it.
[11:54] ---
    Well, true, I wasn't very sensitive.
[11:57] ---
    And she shouldn't be serving customers
    in that kind of mood.

[12:03] ---
    I hope this is enough to cheer her up.
[12:13] ---
    Weren't you just depressed?
[12:16] ---
    A minute ago,
[12:18] ---
    a nice customer
    noticed I was bummed out,
[12:21] ---
    and gave me a big Vanilla key chain
    to cheer me up!
[12:26] ---
    So I'm fine now!
[12:30] ---
    Why are you mad?
[12:32] ---
    I'm not mad.
[12:37] ---
    What's that parfait for?
[12:39] ---
    This is...
[12:40] ---
    Are you gonna eat it?
[12:42] ---
    No, um...
[12:44] ---
    Break time, break time...
[12:49] ---
    It's for him!
    He said he was dying for a parfait!
[12:53] ---
    Hey! What?
[12:57] ---
    I never said that!
[13:00] ---
    RUMBLE RUMBLE
[13:02] ---
    Um, maybe I did say that.
[13:07] ---
    All right, back to work!
[13:09] ---
    Kaho...
[13:10] ---
    Looks like your mood has improved.
[13:12] ---
    How was the parfait?
[13:14] ---
    Parfait? What do you mean?
[13:17] ---
    Didn't you eat it?
[13:18] ---
    Akizuki made it for you.
[13:23] ---
    He said he was going to give it
    to you as an apology
[13:25] ---
    for putting you in an even worse mood.
[13:29] ---
    Akizuki...
[13:31] ---
    This is the first parfait I've ever eaten
    that was made with love!
[13:38] ---
    Akizuki!
[13:39] ---
    Akizuki, I'm sorry.
    After you made it for me...
[13:44] ---
    The manager!
    He had to open his big mouth!

[13:48] ---
    I-I didn't especially make it for you.
[13:52] ---
    I only made it so you wouldn't be gloomy
    with the customers.
[13:57] ---
    Akizuki...
[14:00] ---
    You're even better than me at tsundere.
[14:02] ---
    Who's doing tsundere?
[14:06] ---
    I was being a little insensitive before.
[14:10] ---
    - Sorry.
    - No.
[14:12] ---
    I was being a pain in the neck
    to the people around me.
[14:16] ---
    But that parfait did look really good!
[14:19] ---
    I'd like to try it next time!
[14:24] ---
    Sure, I guess.
[14:26] ---
    Okay. I'll make one for you next time.
[14:29] ---
    Really?
[14:31] ---
    Then make it with lots of fresh cream
    and tons of strawberries!
[14:35] ---
    Okay. Anything else you want on it?
[14:37] ---
    Also, chocolate and caramel sauce!
[14:37] ---
    I think I'm gonna get heartburn.
[14:42] ---
    PLEASE WAIT FOR ME
[14:48] ---
    Ta-da!
[14:51] ---
    I'm finished with my uniform!
[14:55] ---
    I didn't know we were allowed
    to tweak out uniforms.
[15:01] ---
    I just did it.
    I don't know if it's allowed or not.
[15:06] ---
    Do I need someone's permission
    to make myself even cuter?
[15:12] ---
    BRING ON
    THE PRETTY!!
[15:13] ---
    Killing it with cuteness!
[15:20] ---
    It's best to wear an outfit that suits you.
[15:24] ---
    You're really skillful to be able
    to change it by yourself, Hideri.
[15:30] ---
    Well, it's not like I started from scratch.
    I can manage this much.
[15:34] ---
    Making it a one-of-a-kind uniform
    for myself makes me feel good!
[15:40] ---
    I know what you mean!
[15:42] ---
    SAKURANOMIYA
[15:42] ---
    I've written my name on things I often use,
[15:45] ---
    MAIKA
[15:45] ---
    and that's how they are
    one-of-a-kind, too!
[15:47] ---
    That's a different thing.
[15:51] ---
    You have a loose thread on your...
[15:59] ---
    What's wrong?
[16:13] ---
    Lucky perv!
[16:24] ---
    Shouldn't it be the other way around?
[16:26] ---
    Sorry! Are you okay?
[16:29] ---
    Yes, I'm fine.
[16:32] ---
    Quit swooning!
[16:35] ---
    Please get away from each other!
    You were too close!
[16:38] ---
    Jeez!
[16:39] ---
    You can't be too careful around him!
[16:42] ---
    You have to watch out!
[16:44] ---
    He looks like a girl,
    but he's completely a man!
[16:49] ---
    What are you jealous about?
[16:51] ---
    I'm not...
[16:53] ---
    Just because you can't get that close!
    You're embarrassing to watch!
[16:58] ---
    I-If I felt like that...
[17:01] ---
    I could...
[17:02] ---
    I could...
[17:05] ---
    corner Maika!
[17:08] ---
    Manager...
[17:10] ---
    Cornering...
[17:11] ---
    Is that what you did before with Mafuyu?
[17:14] ---
    N-No!
[17:16] ---
    That doesn't count as cornering!
[17:19] ---
    Then, what's real cornering like?
[17:23] ---
    Um, uh...
[17:26] ---
    How can I put it?
[17:28] ---
    Uh...
[17:29] ---
    It's...
[17:31] ---
    Um...
[17:32] ---
    So...
[17:36] ---
    BAM
[17:36] ---
    Bam!
[17:41] ---
    It's...
[17:43] ---
    It's like this...
[17:46] ---
    Cornering...
[17:51] ---
    ...is like slapping someone!
[17:53] ---
    Slapping someone?
[17:54] ---
    SUMO
[17:55] ---
    You know, sumo wrestlers go...
[17:57] ---
    DOSUKOI!
[17:57] ---
    Dosukoi!
[18:00] ---
    That's true.
[18:02] ---
    It's like a sumo wrestling slap.
[18:03] ---
    I see. And it's tough to do
    if your heights are different, huh?
[18:08] ---
    Yes!
[18:10] ---
    That's why it wasn't real cornering
    with Mafuyu, right?
[18:14] ---
    Th-That's right!
[18:16] ---
    Exactly!
[18:18] ---
    True cornering is difficult, isn't it?
[18:21] ---
    I've learned something today!
[18:28] ---
    She didn't swoon at all.
[18:30] ---
    Of course not! What the hell,
    a sumo wrestling slap? Dumbass!
[18:36] ---
    You blew a once in a lifetime chance?
[18:39] ---
    Idiot!
[18:40] ---
    Oh, come on.
[18:41] ---
    It's your own fault
    for failing to get her heart racing.
[18:44] ---
    "Dumbass," "idiot"...
    You guys are being really mean.
[18:48] ---
    Fine, you're poop.
[18:50] ---
    I just get bashful
[18:52] ---
    and so nervous that my heart pounds
    like a jackhammer.
[18:55] ---
    But if you had her cornered,
    you were just one step away.
[18:59] ---
    Don't bother trying to woo her
    with fancy words.
[19:01] ---
    Make her swoon with that face.
[19:03] ---
    Everything else about you is crap,
    but you are handsome.
[19:06] ---
    You're right! Come to think of it,
    I am a good-looking guy!
[19:11] ---
    I'll give it one more shot!
[19:17] ---
    His only admirable quality
    is his recovery speed.
[19:21] ---
    Is it okay for him to do it
    while she's working?
[19:25] ---
    Um...
[19:27] ---
    This is for table 5.
[19:29] ---
    After that—
[19:30] ---
    Maika!
[19:32] ---
    Manager?
[19:40] ---
    Cornering, cornering, cornering, cornering...
[19:46] ---
    Cornering...
[19:47] ---
    I don't have to say anything!
[19:49] ---
    Win her over with my face alone...
[19:51] ---
    Um, Manager...
[19:53] ---
    Win her over with my face...
[19:54] ---
    Make her heart beat fast...
[19:56] ---
    Um, customers are waiting!
[19:58] ---
    Cornering, cornering, corner, corner...
[20:02] ---
    Cornish hen, corn on the cob,
    corny joke, coroner's report...

[20:06] ---
    Corneal transplant, cortex...
[20:11] ---
    Core curriculum is extinct...
[20:14] ---
    Corner, corner, corner...
[20:17] ---
    Manager!
[20:18] ---
    Manager!
[20:20] ---
    Please get out of my way!
[20:24] ---
    S-Sorry.
[20:30] ---
    I burned up...
[20:31] ---
    Just ashes now...
[20:33] ---
    How did he flame out?
[20:35] ---
    I guess he got in Maika's way
    and she got ticked off.
[20:38] ---
    Jeez, this guy is hopeless!
[20:40] ---
    Cornering, cornering, cornering,
    cornering, cornering, cornering...
[20:43] ---
    Why didn't you consider your timing?
[20:46] ---
    I think it might be over.
[20:48] ---
    Either way, you can't be whimpering
    on the floor! Get to work!
[20:53] ---
    This is why Sakuranomiya told you
    to get out of the way!
[20:59] ---
    Come on, stand up.
[21:01] ---
    Looks like he's beyond recovery.
[22:45] ---
    The manager just wanted to do cornering.
[22:49] ---
    I was in a hurry,
    but what I said to him was inexcusable.

[22:54] ---
    Stand up. Stand up, Dino.
[23:10] ---
    M-Maika...
[23:16] ---
    Manager...
[23:20] ---
    I apologize for the awful thing
    I said to you before.
[23:27] ---
    I-It's okay!
[23:28] ---
    THUMP THUMP
[23:30] ---
    And for a while,
    cornering became the manager's habit!

[23:35] ---
    I LOVE YOU!
[23:36] ---
    Next time, "I Love You!"