1 - First-Time Super Sadist

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[00:00] ---
    SAKURANOMIYA
[00:07] ---
    Thank you for applying to our company.
    We have unfortunately decided
    not to hire you at this time.
[00:07] ---
    Notification of Employment Results
[00:13] ---
    Maika, I'm coming in.
[00:18] ---
    It's time for dinner.
[00:21] ---
    Wh-What's wrong? Why do you have
    such a scary, um... worried look?
[00:29] ---
    So you didn't get this job either, huh?
[00:33] ---
    Apparently,
[00:35] ---
    they didn't like the look in my eyes.
[00:41] ---
    Maika...
[00:45] ---
    You want a part-time job
    so you can afford to study abroad, right?
[00:50] ---
    Then why don't you talk to Dad about it?
[00:54] ---
    No! I want to go with the money
    I've earned myself!
[00:58] ---
    Otherwise,
[01:00] ---
    even if I go over there,
    I don't think I can do anything by myself.
[01:05] ---
    I see.
[01:08] ---
    It'll be all right.
[01:10] ---
    I'm sure you'll be able to find
    a decent job, Maika.
[01:15] ---
    Sis...
[01:17] ---
    I'll do my best!
[01:43] ---
    Come here.
[01:49] ---
    Where did you come from?
[01:58] ---
    I'm gonna miss my train!
[02:00] ---
    TRAIN WILL ARRIVE LATE.
[02:02] ---
    Wh-Why?
[02:03] ---
    RUMBLE RUMBLE
[02:04] ---
    Why does this happen when I'm in a rush
    to get to a job interview?
[02:10] ---
    It's just one station over, though,
    so I'll run instead!
[02:16] ---
    Just in case...
[02:19] ---
    These are fake, but they'll camouflage
    the menacing look in my eyes.
[02:25] ---
    I'm sorry!
[02:38] ---
    - E-E-E-E-Excuse me!
    - Oh, it's fine.
[02:43] ---
    A girl with black hair...
[02:46] ---
    Silky blond hair!
[02:48] ---
    I wonder if he's from another country!
[02:52] ---
    - Something good might happen today!
    - Something good might happen today!
[04:26] ---
    FIRST-TIME SUPER SADIST
[04:40] ---
    Another flop of a job interview...
[04:46] ---
    Looks like the glasses didn't work
    as camouflage.
[04:50] ---
    Is it all because of this look in my eye?
[04:53] ---
    Hey, what do you think that girl's doing?
[04:57] ---
    What is that?
[05:00] ---
    A moe...
[05:02] ---
    - I found her!
    - Manager!
[05:04] ---
    The girl of my dreams!
[05:08] ---
    If I could get my eyes
    to droop a little more...
[05:11] ---
    Um, excuse me!
[05:13] ---
    Yes?
[05:17] ---
    I love you!
[05:19] ---
    Nooo!
[05:22] ---
    PLEASE WAIT FOR ME
[05:25] ---
    I'm sorry.
[05:27] ---
    I startled you.
[05:29] ---
    My nose always bleeds when I'm excited.
[05:33] ---
    No, it's my fault.
[05:35] ---
    I apologize for making hideous faces
    in your window.
[05:40] ---
    Manager!
[05:42] ---
    Weren't you going to tell her something?
[05:44] ---
    Th-That's right! I knew it
    as soon as I laid eyes on you!
[05:49] ---
    I love you!
[05:50] ---
    Won't you work here
    as a precursor to going out with me?
[05:54] ---
    That's not it!
[05:56] ---
    Y-You're willing to hire me?
[06:00] ---
    That's your question?
[06:02] ---
    Yes, please!
[06:04] ---
    Right now, I need
    someone like you on staff!
[06:08] ---
    I'm touched! I've been looking
    for a part-time job for the longest time!
[06:12] ---
    But it would be
    dealing with customers, right?
[06:14] ---
    I have a naturally scary look
    in my eyes, so is that all right?
[06:17] ---
    SHIVER SHIVER
[06:18] ---
    What are you talking about?
    Those are amazing eyes!
[06:21] ---
    They give me the shivers!
[06:22] ---
    The shivers?
[06:26] ---
    Sorry to keep you waiting.
[06:28] ---
    Lovely!
[06:30] ---
    Cute! That looks great on you!
[06:33] ---
    Oh, thank you.
[06:36] ---
    Oh, that's right!
    We haven't introduced ourselves yet!
[06:40] ---
    I'm Kaho Hinata.
[06:42] ---
    I'm the hostess. Nice to meet you!
[06:45] ---
    Koyo Akizuki. Kitchen staff.
    Good to meet you.
[06:50] ---
    You...
[06:52] ---
    can call me Dino!
[06:54] ---
    Roma!
[06:56] ---
    CHOP CHOP
[06:57] ---
    I'm kitchen staff!
[07:00] ---
    And also...
[07:02] ---
    the store manager here!
[07:05] ---
    I'm looking forward
    to a long-lasting relationship.
[07:08] ---
    I-I'm Maika Sakuranomiya!
[07:10] ---
    It's a pleasure to meet you!
[07:12] ---
    - What was his appeal about?
    - What was his appeal about?
[07:15] ---
    Whenever I look at you,
    you're just so cute!
[07:23] ---
    Maika...
[07:25] ---
    The peace sign! Make the peace sign!
[07:26] ---
    O-Okay.
[07:27] ---
    Get to work!
[07:32] ---
    Peace!
[07:33] ---
    Um, so what should I do first?
[07:38] ---
    Good question. Maika, I would like you
[07:41] ---
    to be the sadistic character!
[07:43] ---
    Right, understood.
[07:45] ---
    SADISTIC
[07:46] ---
    Sadistic?
[07:48] ---
    This is a coffee shop
    where the workers have characteristics
[07:51] ---
    and interact with customers.
[07:53] ---
    It's similar to a maid or butler café.
[07:54] ---
    "Welcome home, Master."
[07:54] ---
    "Leave it to me, Milady."
[07:58] ---
    Incidentally, I'm the tsundere one.
[08:01] ---
    I-I'm not especially worried or anything!
[08:04] ---
    Tsun... dere?
[08:05] ---
    Will you be able to play
    a sadistic character, Maika?
[08:08] ---
    Um, how am I supposed to treat
    the customers?
[08:11] ---
    I'd like you to look coldly
    at the customers as if they're filth
[08:15] ---
    and verbally abuse them.
[08:17] ---
    But they're customers!
[08:19] ---
    It's fine. Some people love
    that kind of treatment.
[08:24] ---
    Oh, here come a couple of customers now.
[08:28] ---
    All right, your first duty, Maika!
[08:36] ---
    Um, there are two of us.
[08:38] ---
    Wh-Wh-What should I do?
[08:41] ---
    Sadistic, sadistic...
[08:43] ---
    I know you can do it, Maika!
[08:46] ---
    I haven't even heard what this entails yet!
[08:49] ---
    Why? Why?
[08:52] ---
    UGH...
[08:52] ---
    Why have you come here?
[08:55] ---
    Uh...
[08:55] ---
    SHIVER...
[08:55] ---
    I'm sorry!
[08:58] ---
    Um,
[08:59] ---
    as part of the service,
    I'll put the ketchup on the rice omelet.
[09:03] ---
    But I'm so nervous
    that my hands are shaking!
[09:13] ---
    SHIVER...
[09:15] ---
    Yikes. Should I try to de-escalate?
[09:18] ---
    No, it should be fine.
[09:20] ---
    What have I done?
    I just doused customers with ketchup!
[09:20] ---
    OH, NO, I DID SOMETHING BAD...
[09:24] ---
    They're f...
[09:26] ---
    Filthy.
[09:28] ---
    SHIVER SHIVER
[09:28] ---
    - Thank you!
    - Thank you!
[09:31] ---
    See?
[09:33] ---
    Pig!
[09:33] ---
    Fodder!
[09:36] ---
    That was awesome!
[09:38] ---
    Yeah, the best!
[09:39] ---
    Thank you for coming!
    Please never come back again.
[09:47] ---
    I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[09:49] ---
    I'm sorry for being so mean to you!
    Please come back again! I'll be waiting!
[09:53] ---
    Um, um...
[09:55] ---
    Was that okay?
[09:55] ---
    FRET FRET
[09:56] ---
    I didn't make the customers mad at me, right?
[10:00] ---
    You were brilliant! Beautiful sadism!
[10:02] ---
    It was great how you looked at them
    like they were garbage!
[10:05] ---
    EFFUSIVE PRAISE
[10:07] ---
    Th-That's supposed to be a compliment, right?
[10:10] ---
    Yeah. As proof, look.
[10:14] ---
    Manager!
[10:18] ---
    cóngratulazióne (noun)
    These are words of celebration.
[10:21] ---
    Well, that's the kind of coffee shop this is,
[10:25] ---
    but if it's not for you,
    I won't try to force you, Maika.
[10:30] ---
    I finally found a job.
[10:31] ---
    There may be no other one.
[10:34] ---
    Besides, they accept me
    and the nasty look in my eyes.
[10:39] ---
    U-Um...
[10:41] ---
    I don't know if I'll be any good at this,
[10:45] ---
    but I'll do my very best,
    so I look forward to working with you!
[10:50] ---
    Yes! I swear I'll make you happy!
[10:53] ---
    That's a weird response.
[10:55] ---
    U-Um...
[10:57] ---
    Oh, pardon me! It was an impulse.
[11:00] ---
    Um, Manager,
    you're from another country, aren't you?
[11:04] ---
    Yes. I'm from Italy.
[11:07] ---
    My dream is to go to another country
    one day to study!
[11:12] ---
    And then...
[11:13] ---
    Maybe you were looking for a job, so...
[11:16] ---
    Yes! So I can save up money for that!
[11:19] ---
    You really like foreign countries, huh?
[11:21] ---
    Yes!
[11:22] ---
    I love them!
[11:25] ---
    I love them!
[11:27] ---
    I love them!
[11:28] ---
    I love them!
[11:30] ---
    Manager, she's not referring to you.
[11:39] ---
    I finally found a part-time job!
[11:43] ---
    And now my dream of saving money
    to study abroad may come true!
[11:49] ---
    All right, I'll do my best today, too!
[11:53] ---
    Good morning!
[11:56] ---
    Wh-What is this?
[11:58] ---
    SOB SOB
[11:58] ---
    PERCHED
[12:01] ---
    Maika, please help me!
[12:03] ---
    I'm being bullied!
[12:05] ---
    CHOP
[12:06] ---
    This is what you deserve, right?
[12:08] ---
    For sleeping on the job.
[12:10] ---
    It's because I didn't get enough sleep
    after watching late-night anime!
[12:13] ---
    You should've recorded it
    and watched at your leisure.
[12:15] ---
    It's more meaningful
    to watch it in real-time!
[12:19] ---
    You have a way with children,
    huh, Manager?
[12:27] ---
    Good morning!
[12:28] ---
    Good morning, Kaho!
[12:30] ---
    Yeah, good morning!
[12:33] ---
    SOB SOB
[12:33] ---
    Good morning, Mafuyu!
[12:35] ---
    So we're working
    the same shift today, huh?
[12:37] ---
    Morning.
[12:39] ---
    She works here?
[12:41] ---
    PERCHED
[12:41] ---
    WHACK
[12:42] ---
    YANK
[12:45] ---
    The manager's supervisor, I suppose?
[12:48] ---
    Maika!
[12:50] ---
    - Hurry!
    - Okay!
[12:54] ---
    So, you work here, too.
[12:56] ---
    Yes, and you're the newbie.
[12:59] ---
    Right. I'm Maika Sakuranomiya.
[13:02] ---
    I'm Mafuyu Hoshikawa.
[13:04] ---
    Nice to meet you.
[13:05] ---
    An elementary school student?
[13:07] ---
    That's kind of weird.
[13:09] ---
    But they say
    kids do grow up fast these days.
[13:14] ---
    I'm a college student.
[13:16] ---
    I can tell what you were thinking.
[13:25] ---
    There's still so much I don't understand
    about working here.
[13:29] ---
    Ask me anything.
[13:31] ---
    I will, thank you!
[13:34] ---
    Now you've got two little sisters, Mafuyu!
[13:37] ---
    Little sisters?
[13:38] ---
    I guess Mafuyu's always wanted
    a little sister.
[13:43] ---
    I see, we're younger,
    so we're like little sisters.
[13:47] ---
    A huge little sister like you doesn't count.
[13:47] ---
    SLAP SLAP
[13:51] ---
    Dress lolita style and I'll reconsider.
[13:53] ---
    I'd be too embarrassed!
[13:56] ---
    All right! Let's work it!
[13:58] ---
    Right!
[14:00] ---
    Come to think of it, I wonder
    what kind of character Mafuyu plays.
[14:05] ---
    Work mode on.
[14:10] ---
    All right!
    We have to welcome our big brothers!
[14:15] ---
    Big Brother, wait for me!
[14:19] ---
    I-Incredible!
[14:19] ---
    Love, love, love...
[14:23] ---
    I have to learn from them
    and get into character!
[14:23] ---
    PAT PAT
[14:26] ---
    Maika, could you fill up
    the whipped cream—
[14:31] ---
    Quit your barking, mongrel.
[14:33] ---
    Mongrel!
[14:35] ---
    S-Sorry.
[14:36] ---
    SLUMP
[14:36] ---
    THUMP THUMP
[14:36] ---
    Manager! I-I'm sorry!
[14:41] ---
    Yay! Welcome home, Big Brother!
[14:45] ---
    HUMPH
[14:45] ---
    I wasn't waiting for you especially,
[14:47] ---
    but there happen to be empty seats,
    so why not grab one?
[14:50] ---
    You're back again?
[14:50] ---
    SCRAPE...
[14:52] ---
    Please sit down, shut up
    and don't get in the way.
[14:55] ---
    This has become a lively joint!
[14:58] ---
    Although there seems to be
    a surfeit of kindness...
[15:03] ---
    Are they really pleased
    with a sadistic character?
[15:07] ---
    I'm always nervous
    about upsetting the customers.
[15:11] ---
    If I could be a little sister character
    like Mafuyu...
[15:18] ---
    Manager...
[15:20] ---
    Um... B-Bro...
[15:22] ---
    Big Bro... Ger...
[15:24] ---
    Ogre?
[15:25] ---
    Huh?
[15:26] ---
    He's more embarrassed than I thought
    about being called "big brother"!
[15:33] ---
    Did I do something bad to Maika
    to deserve to be called an "ogre"?
[15:38] ---
    What are you doing? You're too slow!
    Set out the five salad plates now!
[15:42] ---
    After that, wash the dishes
    and put 'em away!
[15:45] ---
    You're the ogre!
[15:49] ---
    I'm an ogre. Like that?
[15:52] ---
    Number 3, pasta, is up!
[15:54] ---
    Man, I finally bought that game I wanted!
[15:57] ---
    Oh, the new monster-hunting game, right?
[16:00] ---
    Monster-hunting?
[16:01] ---
    That's really popular now!
[16:03] ---
    And tons of fun!
[16:04] ---
    I spent 500 hours
    playing the previous edition!
[16:07] ---
    Me, too! Me, too!
[16:09] ---
    That reminds me of tonight's...
[16:11] ---
    Um, we didn't order pasta.
[16:14] ---
    Wh-What are you staring at? Idiots!
[16:18] ---
    - Huuuh?
    - Huuuh?
[16:20] ---
    I'll just leave the spaghetti here,
    so eat it if you want.
[16:23] ---
    This is no good! I have to focus on work!
[16:26] ---
    How do you add friends
    with this one again?
[16:29] ---
    Oh. It's this, right?
[16:31] ---
    Is this settings?
[16:33] ---
    - Huh? It doesn't work.
    - Why not?
[16:35] ---
    ITCH ITCH
[16:36] ---
    And it won't go online!
[16:38] ---
    Is this it?
[16:40] ---
    ITCH ITCH ITCH ITCH
[16:42] ---
    You don't come to this café to play games!
[16:46] ---
    - S-Sorry!
    - S-Sorry!
[16:48] ---
    This thing!
[16:49] ---
    You'll see what I do with your character!
[16:51] ---
    This and this!
[16:53] ---
    I'll connect you to the Internet!
[16:55] ---
    I'll make the character's name "Aaaah"!
[16:57] ---
    Then I'll set it and it's done!
[17:01] ---
    FRIEND ADDED
    "Aaaah" is now your friend!
[17:01] ---
    As a test, I added myself
    as your friend, so be grateful!
[17:09] ---
    When it comes to video games,
    I can't help getting fired up!
[17:13] ---
    There's nothing wrong with that.
[17:14] ---
    I like games, too.
[17:17] ---
    You play games, Maika?
[17:19] ---
    Yep!
[17:19] ---
    Like what? RPG? FPS? Oto-ge?
    Online games? Sandbox games?
[17:25] ---
    Othello and card games once in a while.
[17:27] ---
    Oh, is that right?
[17:30] ---
    Analog Maika makes me swoon!
[17:34] ---
    Along those lines, here's a game
    that's getting rave reviews!
[17:39] ---
    "Me and Maika's Lovey-Dovey Memorial."
[17:42] ---
    Maika: "Good morning, Manager!"
[17:42] ---
    Good morning.
    I love you!
[17:42] ---
    STILE
[17:42] ---
    Which should I choose?
[17:47] ---
    What was that for?
[17:48] ---
    Sorry. You just got on my nerves.
[17:51] ---
    What kind of game is that?
[17:53] ---
    Where we become friends...
[17:54] ---
    U-Um, you two...
[17:57] ---
    It's okay.
[17:58] ---
    This happens all the time.
[18:03] ---
    Huh?
[18:04] ---
    This is...
[18:08] ---
    I-I-I'm not looking!
    I didn't see anything! I'm sorry!
[18:12] ---
    This is just a greeting.
[18:14] ---
    The woman is my aunt.
[18:17] ---
    I was using the photo as a bookmark.
[18:20] ---
    Oh, I see. You're from another country.
[18:23] ---
    That's different from Japanese culture,
    so I thought...
[18:25] ---
    I'm so embarrassed!
[18:27] ---
    Maika is so innocent!
[18:29] ---
    That's adorable!
[18:31] ---
    That kind of irritates me again.
[18:34] ---
    Yeah.
[18:37] ---
    I'll see you tomorrow!
[18:39] ---
    Right!
[18:42] ---
    Hey, wanna stop at the arcade
    on the way home?
[18:45] ---
    I'll go if you get me what I want.
[18:48] ---
    How about you, Maika?
[18:49] ---
    Oh, sure!
[18:51] ---
    As long as we don't stay out too late.
[18:53] ---
    All right, then we've got an arcade date!
[18:57] ---
    Right!
[19:05] ---
    This is my first time at an arcade!
[19:08] ---
    Then let's go to a photo booth
    to mark the occasion!
[19:11] ---
    Photo booth?
[19:14] ---
    All right, get ready!
[19:21] ---
    It looks pretty good.
[19:23] ---
    So this is a photo booth...
[19:25] ---
    Your eyes are closed in a couple of these.
[19:27] ---
    Wanna try once more?
[19:28] ---
    I like this one!
[19:32] ---
    Let's dance next!
[19:35] ---
    Dance?
[19:36] ---
    Why don't you do it with me, Maika?
[19:38] ---
    Me?
[19:40] ---
    The only kind of dance
    I know is folk dancing!
[19:43] ---
    You can do folk dancing, huh?
[19:47] ---
    FOLK DANCE
[19:48] ---
    Yay!
[19:58] ---
    GATHER GATHER
[19:58] ---
    BUSTLE BUSTLE
[19:59] ---
    A crowd has formed!
[20:01] ---
    With this many people gathering,
    it shows how good Kaho is at dancing!
[20:06] ---
    Well, that's part of it.
[20:08] ---
    But this gallery's sights are really set on...
[20:10] ---
    Yeah!
[20:12] ---
    Whoaaa!
[20:14] ---
    That.
[20:16] ---
    Yay!
[20:22] ---
    There!
[20:27] ---
    I got another one!
[20:28] ---
    You're good at this game, Kaho.
[20:31] ---
    What can I say? Here you go, Mafuyu.
[20:34] ---
    Oh, for me?
[20:35] ---
    Sure! You like these things, right?
[20:38] ---
    Thank you.
[20:42] ---
    This is the one I wanted,
    so I'm really happy right now.
[20:45] ---
    - C-Cute!
    - C-Cute!
[20:46] ---
    SQUEEZE
[20:48] ---
    Kaho...
[20:49] ---
    There's one more thing I want you to get.
[20:53] ---
    O-Okay.
[21:02] ---
    AIMING TO BE AN IDOL
    LET'S TRAVEL THE WORLD!!
[21:06] ---
    This was another fun day!
[21:08] ---
    MAGICAL GIRL
    FRILL FIGURE
[21:08] ---
    MAGICAL GIRL
    FRILL FIGURE
[21:14] ---
    SAKURANOMIYA
[21:15] ---
    - Good for you, Maika!
    - Yes!
[21:18] ---
    It's been tough since I'm not used to it,
    but I'll be okay!
[21:22] ---
    Oh, yeah?
[21:24] ---
    Well, if you ever have any troubles,
    you can always come to me for advice.
[21:27] ---
    I'm a high school student now, not a kid!
[23:18] ---
    Good morning, Maika.
[23:20] ---
    Oh, good morning...
[23:22] ---
    Oh, that's right!
[23:24] ---
    Good morning.
[23:29] ---
    Maika kissed me!
[23:31] ---
    You said it was just a greeting!
[23:34] ---
    SWEETS WITHOUT HONOR
[23:37] ---
    Next time, "Sweets Without Honor"!