E3 - Hitman Small Fry School

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[00:00] Atri
    Stare...
[00:06] Natsuki
    What?
[00:06] Atri
    That thing is falling apart!
[00:08] Natsuki
    I know. But this is all I
    have, so what can I do?
[00:12] Natsuki
    Just in case, I'll bring my walking stick.
[00:15] Atri
    Well, I keep telling you
    that I will be your leg!
[00:19] Natsuki
    There's no need. I never asked you anyway.
[00:25] Natsuki
    What is your problem?
[00:27] Atri
    Nothing.
[00:28] Atri
    I'm just a little jealous that you've
    trusted and used that thing
[00:31] Atri
    until it got so beat up.
[00:33] Natsuki
    What?
[00:34] Atri
    The fact that I'm losing to that stick and
    jointed limb hurts my dignity as a robot.
[00:41] Atri
    I must show that I am far more
    high-performance and useful!
[00:45] Atri
    Natsuki! I am more--
[00:47] Natsuki
    No, it's not necessary.
[00:48] Atri
    I haven't even said anything yet!
[00:50] Natsuki
    It doesn't matter. Just don't do things
    you're not asked to. Got it?
[00:53] Atri
    Boo...
[00:57] Natsuki
    Come on. Let's go.
[00:59] Atri
    Huh? Where are we going?
[01:00] Natsuki
    Starting today, you're going
    to school, aren't you?
[01:02] Atri
    Huh? Then you're coming
    with me, Natsuki?
[01:06] Atri
    Then I will be your leg after all!
[02:41] Sign
    HITMAN SMALL FRY SCHOOL
[02:42] Natsuki
    Take this with you just in case.
[02:44] Natsuki
    For class.
[02:47] Atri
    Thank goodness. Now I can keep a log.
[02:51] Natsuki
    A log?
[02:52] Atri
    Yes. Nonko told me to keep one so that I'd
    have a record of what happened that day.
[02:58] Natsuki
    But you're a robot.
[02:59] Natsuki
    Why not just store that
    information in your memory?
[03:02] Atri
    Yes, but...
[03:03] Atri
    She said it was a good way to train my
    memory storing in the most human way.
[03:08] Natsuki
    Then maybe the fact that
    you can lose your memories
[03:11] Natsuki
    is part of you being a Humanoid that's
    trying to be as human as possible...
[03:15] Atri
    Natsuki, you're so
    smart! That's correct!
[03:18] Atri
    Which means that me losing my memories
    is proof that I'm high-performance!
[03:21] Natsuki
    Don't get ahead of yourself.
[03:24] Natsuki
    "I'm going to school with
    Natsuki." That's it?
[03:28] Atri
    Don't look! That goes against
    the Robot Privacy Act!
[03:36] Natsuki
    Now then...
[03:38] Atri
    Okay, let's get across.
[03:39] Atri
    With my jumping ability, we could get
    across this distance in a single jump!
[03:43] Natsuki
    Don't.
[03:43] Atri
    Huh? But...
[03:45] Atri
    You'll drown if you try to swim across.
[03:48] Natsuki
    Listen.
[03:49] Natsuki
    There might not be many, but people
    come here every day, right?
[03:52] Natsuki
    Which means there must be a way to cross...
[03:54] Ririka
    Hold it right there!
[03:56] Atri
    Wh-What's going on?!
[03:58] Ririka
    You can't go in there, Hitman!
[04:01] Natsuki
    Hitman?
[04:02] Toru
    We know who you are!
[04:04] Toru
    You're some bad hitman that came here
    from the mainland, aren't you?!
[04:07] Miyo
    We've heard of you before!
[04:08] Miyo
    You have a rifle hidden in your cane and
    you'll blow people away when you need to!
[04:13] Natsuki
    I see. So that's the back story
    they've given me.
[04:16] Atri
    You'll have to go through me before
    you can ever lay a finger on Natsuki!
[04:20] Ririka
    Butt out, Small Fry!
[04:21] Atri
    Small Fry?!
[04:22] Natsuki
    Butt out, Small Fry.
[04:24] Atri
    You don't need to say it, too!
[04:26] Natsuki
    Sorry, but I have to get
    in there, no matter what.
[04:30] Natsuki
    If you don't want me to kill you with
    this rifle, get out of the way.
[04:35] Toru
    Wh-What should we do, Ririka?
[04:37] Ririka
    W-We'll have to retreat for now. Run away!
[04:40] Natsuki
    Atri, after them.
[04:42] Atri
    Huh?
[04:43] Natsuki
    Hurry!
[05:06] Ririka
    Farewell!
[05:09] Natsuki
    Who exactly is the villain here?
[05:11] Atri
    I-I need to go after them!
[05:14] Atri
    With my jumping ability, I could get
    across this distance in a single jump!
[05:21] Natsuki
    It's fine.
[05:22] Atri
    Huh?
[05:28] Toru
    Ririka... look!
[05:31] Ririka
    Oh, right! Shoot!
[05:36] Natsuki
    Okay, let's go.
[05:45] Natsuki
    There's nothing here.
[05:49] Ririka
    They're here!
[05:50] Natsuki
    There they are.
[05:53] Minamo
    Okay, everyone. Let's start class.
[05:56] Atri
    Minamo?
[05:59] Minamo
    Take your seats, everyone.
[06:01] Ririka
    Minamo!
[06:02] Miyo
    There's trouble! A hitman's here!
[06:04] Toru
    You gotta get out of here!
[06:05] Minamo
    A hitman?
[06:08] Natsuki
    Don't move!
[06:10] Minamo
    Natsu-kun...
[06:11] Ririka
    "Natsu-kun"?
[06:13] Miyo
    That's the hitman, right? And...
[06:15] Toru
    ...the small fry!
[06:16] Atri
    I am not a small fry!
[06:17] Natsuki
    That's right. She has the
    very established name
[06:20] Natsuki
    of Piece of Scrap Humanoid
    Toaster the Third.
[06:23] Atri
    It's Atri!
[06:24] Minamo
    So you came.
[06:26] Natsuki
    I'm leaving as soon as the class starts.
[06:29] Natsuki
    Where's the teacher?
[06:31] Minamo
    Well...
[06:32] Ririka
    I guess you don't know anything.
[06:34] Ririka
    Minamo is the teacher!
[06:36] Toru
    She teaches us Japanese, math,
    science, social studies... everything!
[06:40] Natsuki
    Minamo is?
[06:40] Minamo
    Yeah. All the teachers
    evacuated to the mainland.
[06:45] Minamo
    Because there are barely any students left.
[06:50] Minamo
    My dad told me to just
    shut this school down
[06:53] Minamo
    and do the paperwork to go
    to a mainland school...
[06:55] Natsuki
    It doesn't really look like this is
    functioning like an actual school.
[06:58] Minamo
    Yeah...
[07:00] Minamo
    And we don't have any electricity, so we can
    only hold classes while it's still light out.
[07:04] Minamo
    I'm sure it's not a good environment.
[07:06] Natsuki
    You're one thing,
[07:08] Natsuki
    but you should have these kids go to
    proper classes on the mainland.
[07:12] Natsuki
    They say there are disaster
    relief programs over there, too.
[07:16] Ryuuji
    You don't even know anything,
    so don't butt your head in.
[07:21] Minamo
    Ryuu-chan.
[07:22] Ryuuji
    What would some elite that abandoned
    this place to go to the Academy know?
[07:26] Natsuki
    I never abandoned this place.
[07:29] Natsuki
    I wanted to be useful, so I studied
    hard and enrolled into the Academy.
[07:33] Natsuki
    That's it.
[07:33] Ryuuji
    Okay, then try actually being useful, then.
[07:37] Ryuuji
    You came back but you holed yourself
    up in a boat, didn't you?
[07:40] Ryuuji
    Everyone here's been working so hard.
[07:42] Minamo
    Ryuu-chan!
[07:43] Ryuuji
    This goes for the mainland folks, too,
[07:45] Ryuuji
    they just keep spouting platitudes
    and ideals but don't do a damn thing.
[07:48] Ryuuji
    Even though there're so many
    people that need help.
[07:56] Atri
    Heave-ho. Heave-ho.
[08:00] Ririka
    Atri! See you again tomorrow!
[08:03] Atri
    Yeah! See you tomorrow,
    Ririka, Toru, and Miyo!
[08:07] Minamo
    Looks like you're all friends already.
[08:09] Atri
    Yes. Contrary to what I'd thought,
    school is a fun place!
[08:14] Minamo
    Contrary to what you thought?
[08:17] Atri
    I just had a feeling that
    it was a very sad place.
[08:21] Minamo
    That's not true. Right?
[08:26] Natsuki
    Sorry, I shouldn't have come.
[08:29] Minamo
    No, it's not your fault, Natsu-kun.
[08:32] Minamo
    I'm sure Ryuu-chan understands.
[08:34] Minamo
    It's just that he had some
    issues with the mainland before.
[08:37] Natsuki
    Issues?
[08:38] Minamo
    Yeah. He took those kids who lost their
    parents and evacuated to the mainland once...
[08:45] Minamo
    Oh, you know. They're low on
    supplies over there, too...
[08:48] Minamo
    And I guess Ririka and the others
    were treated like outcasts at school.
[08:55] Atri
    Natsuki, you seem down.
[08:58] Minamo
    Yeah. Make sure you cheer
    him up when you get back.
[09:01] Atri
    Me? Okay!
[09:06] Minamo
    Natsu-kun.
[09:08] Minamo
    If possible, I was hoping you'd come back to
    the school again from tomorrow.
[09:13] Natsuki
    What's the point of me going?
[09:14] Natsuki
    There's probably nothing I can learn there.
[09:17] Minamo
    But I think you have plenty you could teach.
[09:24] Natsuki
    I'll think about it.
[09:28] Natsuki
    Where's Atri?
[09:29] Natsuki
    She said she was going to head home
    before you. You told her it was okay.
[09:33] Natsuki
    Huh? Oh, right...
[09:35] Minamo
    She was going to prepare to cheer you up.
[09:38] Natsuki
    Cheer me up?
[09:40] Natsuki
    Wait...
[09:42] Minamo
    I'm sure you don't need to rush like that.
[09:45] Minamo
    I'm sure she's just going to try to
    make you dinner to cheer you up--
[09:51] Minamo
    No way.
[09:55] Natsuki
    Atri!
[09:58] Atri
    Welcome home, Natsuki!
[10:00] Atri
    H-Huh? I can't see. I can't see a thing!
[10:06] Natsuki
    What are you doing?!
[10:07] Atri
    Well, I thought I'd cheer you
    up by cooking you dinner...
[10:14] Minamo
    How could you possibly end up
    like this just from cooking?
[10:17] Atri
    Again, like I said before, the fact that I
    make mistakes that humans would make
[10:21] Atri
    is just proof that I'm high-performance.
[10:24] Natsuki
    Even humans don't make mistakes this bad.
[10:26] Minamo
    I wonder if she's malfunctioning somewhere.
[10:28] Atri
    Huh?
[10:29] Natsuki
    Yeah... But I don't have
    the means to repair her.
[10:33] Natsuki
    I guess I'll have to put her back in
    the ocean where I found her.
[10:35] Atri
    Huh?!
[10:36] Natsuki
    Well, can you explain this mess?
[10:38] Atri
    W-Well...
[10:42] Atri
    Y-You see...
[10:44] Minamo
    Yes?
[10:45] Atri
    You see, I'm actually a battle robot
    that a certain country secretly made.
[10:50] Minamo
    Really?!
[10:52] Atri
    Yes. I came to this country
    to commit sabotage, but...
[11:02] Atri
    The war had ended before
    I finished my mission.
[11:07] Atri
    I had lost both my motherland
    and my reason to live.
[11:13] Atri
    I was nothing more than a sad,
    lonely fighting machine.
[11:18] Atri
    But the person who took me in was Nonko.
[11:23] Atri
    Nonko gave me a name
[11:26] Atri
    and gave me a new purpose.
[11:30] Atri
    And that was...
[11:31] Minamo
    To help with housework?
[11:33] Atri
    Yes. But I was created as a battle robot.
[11:36] Atri
    It's hard for me to control
    my power and--
[11:38] Natsuki
    Atri.
[11:39] Atri
    Yes?
[11:39] Natsuki
    Are Humanoids able to lie, too?
[11:42] Atri
    Why, yes! Of course!
[11:44] Atri
    I am high-performance, after all!
[11:47] Minamo
    So that was all a lie?
[11:52] Minamo
    Wouldn't this go against
    the Robot Cruelty Act?
[11:56] Natsuki
    She doesn't need to eat, so it's fine.
[11:58] Natsuki
    A robot lying to their master
    is a much bigger problem.
[12:02] Atri
    I never said that was a lie!
[12:04] Atri
    First, I am a robot.
[12:06] Atri
    Second, I cannot do housework.
[12:08] Atri
    From these two universal facts, I deductively
     arrived at the logical consequence
[12:14] Atri
    that there was a chance that
    I was a battle robot--
[12:16] Natsuki
    Okay, attack me, then.
[12:18] Natsuki
    If you're a battle robot, I'm sure
    you can fire a missile or two.
[12:21] Atri
    O-Of course, I can!
[12:24] Atri
    Rocket Punch--
[12:30] Atri
    I'd better not.
[12:31] Atri
    There are the Three Principles of Robots,
    after all, and I can't guarantee you'd survive.
[12:36] Atri
    I guess you just narrowly
    escaped death, Natsuki.
[12:39] Natsuki
    Why is her mouth her only highly
    functioning feature she has?
[12:42] Atri
    Of course, that's because
    I'm high-perfor--
[12:44] Natsuki
    Shut up.
[12:46] Natsuki
    But I think Natsu-kun's feeling
    better thanks to you, Atri.
[12:51] Atri
    Really?!
[12:52] Minamo
    So you should eat with us.
[12:54] Minamo
    These rolled omelets are really yummy.
[12:59] Natsuki
    Stop eating!
[13:01] Atri
    Mmm... Delicious!
[13:03] Natsuki
    Honestly.
[13:07] Minamo
    Well, see you again tomorrow,
    Atri and Natsu-kun.
[13:11] Atri
    I'll look forward to the lunch you make!
[13:13] Natsuki
    Why are you expecting to eat it?
[13:16] Atri
    I will taste the food so I can discern
    between delicious and not delicious.
[13:19] Atri
    Again, this is something only I can
    do because I'm so high-performance!
[13:23] Atri
    Oh, right. I'm going to have to log this.
[13:26] Atri
    H-Huh?
[13:27] Natsuki
    What's the matter?
[13:29] Atri
    It's gone.
[13:31] Natsuki
    Huh?
[13:32] Atri
    I may have... left it at school!
[13:43] Natsuki
    This could've waited until tomorrow.
[13:45] Atri
    That just won't do! Logs are
    very important, after all.
[13:50] Natsuki
    Well, then don't forget it somewhere.
[13:55] Natsuki
    It's super dark in there.
[13:57] Atri
    Well, it is nighttime.
[13:58] Natsuki
    Er, that's not what I meant.
[14:02] Natsuki
    Wh-What is that?
[14:05] Atri
    Could it be that you're scared, Natsuki?
[14:08] Natsuki
    N-No! It's just that's
    clearly out of the ordinary.
[14:12] Natsuki
    This island barely has any electricity.
[14:14] Atri
    Aha... So you really are scared.
[14:17] Atri
    But of course you are.
[14:19] Atri
    You're such a scaredy cat that
    you hugged onto me in your sleep.
[14:23] Atri
    Aw, Natsuki. You're such a wittle baby.
[14:29] Atri
    Wait! Please wait! Natsuki!
[14:36] Atri
    There's seawater everywhere.
    But there wasn't any this afternoon.
[14:41] Natsuki
    The tide must've come in.
[14:44] Natsuki
    I see. That's why there wasn't
    anything on the second floor.
[14:51] Natsuki
    I knew it. There's something there.
[14:55] Atri
    Confirmed in high-sensitivity mode!
[14:58] Atri
    I think there's a person
    up there! I'll go check!
[15:00] Natsuki
    H-Hey, Atri!
[15:03] Natsuki
    Hello? Atri?
[15:05] Natsuki
    Atri?
[15:10] Atri
    Found it!
[15:13] Natsuki
    So what was the light source?
[15:16] Atri
    Actually... there wasn't anyone there.
[15:18] Natsuki
    But there was a person there before right?
[15:20] Atri
    Or it could've been... a ghost!
[15:24] Natsuki
    Stop that.
[15:25] Atri
    They might've went upstairs.
[15:30] Natsuki
    I guess there's a roof.
[15:31] Atri
    It doesn't look like anyone's here.
[15:34] Atri
    So I guess it really was... a ghost.
[15:37] Natsuki
    You're a robot. Stop saying
    unscientific things.
[15:39] Atri
    But...
[15:41] Atri
    Hm?
[15:44] Atri
    There! There's no doubt about it!
[15:46] Natsuki
    Wh-Who's there?
[15:50] Ririka
    Hitman?
[15:51] Natsuki
    Huh?
[15:52] Sign
    A BOOK TO HELP YOU UNDERSTAND ELECTRICITY
[15:56] Ririka
    So it is you, Hitman.
[15:58] Atri
    Ririka!
[15:59] Natsuki
    What are you doing here?
[16:01] Ririka
    What am I doing here? This is my home.
[16:05] Natsuki
    Your home? You live here?
[16:08] Ririka
    It's not just me. Ryuu-chan and Toru, too.
[16:12] Ririka
    Cause our homes got
    swallowed up by the ocean.
[16:15] Ririka
    Aw, I guess it won't work
    without wind after all.
[16:18] Ririka
    I was almost done reading this, too...
[16:21] Sign
    A BOOK TO HELP YOU UNDERSTAND ELECTRICITY
[16:24] Natsuki
    How electricity works?
[16:25] Ririka
    Yeah. I'm bored at night, so I brought it
    up from the library so I could read it.
[16:30] Ririka
    I was trying to see if there's a way to
    get electricity back on this island.
[16:35] Ryuuji
    Hey.
[16:37] Natsuki
    Ryuuji.
[16:40] Ryuuji
    What are you doing here?
[16:43] Ryuuji
    Here. There's not much,
    but here're some snacks.
[16:45] Ririka
    Thanks! Any batteries?
[16:49] Ryuuji
    Sorry, I can't find them anywhere anymore.
[16:52] Ririka
    I see... Thanks.
[16:56] Ryuuji
    You're going to ruin your eyesight if
    you strain your eyes too much.
[16:59] Ryuuji
    Get some rest.
[17:01] Ririka
    Yeah!
[17:05] Ryuuji
    This is our reality.
[17:08] Ryuuji
    If you don't have anything,
[17:10] Ryuuji
    you're just gonna get thrown out from
    the mainland before you can do anything.
[17:13] Ryuuji
    Those who do have something, can get
    their hands on whatever they want.
[17:17] Ryuuji
    Even if we want to study so we can
    help in some way, we can't even study.
[17:55] Natsuki
    I guess it's worth a shot.
[18:00] Atri
    Natsuki, where did you go?
[18:03] Natsuki
    Atri, once you're done writing that,
    will you turn the windmill outside?
[18:07] Atri
    Sure... but why?
[18:11] Natsuki
    There's something I wanted to try out.
[18:16] Atri
    Here I go!
[18:17] Natsuki
    Sure, thanks.
[18:31] Atri
    Am I done yet?
[18:33] Natsuki
    Not yet! Keep turning!
[18:34] Atri
    What?!
[18:38] Natsuki
    You've got this! You're a
    battle robot, aren't you?
[18:42] Atri
    Jeez... You're so cruel to your robots!
[18:47] Natsuki
    Yeah, it's just not effective
    enough for something this size.
[18:50] Natsuki
    But even if I were to attach
    a bigger windmill...
[18:58] Natsuki
    I see.
[18:59] Atri
    Natsuki! Am I done yet?
[19:03] ---
    Natsuki!
[19:06] Atri
    Natsuki?
[19:16] Atri
    Natsuki, you naughty boy...
[19:23] Atri
    Natsuki! Huh?!
[19:26] Natsuki
    Oh, you're awake.
[19:27] Natsuki
    Get ready, or you're going to be late.
[19:29] Atri
    Huh? Were you up all night?
[19:32] Natsuki
    This is nothing. I did this all the time
    when I was at the Academy,
[19:36] Natsuki
    More importantly, I'm gonna
    have some luggage today.
[19:39] Natsuki
    Will you help me out?
[19:42] Atri
    Are you going to the school?
[19:46] Natsuki
    Yeah.
[19:49] Minamo
    We have a special guest lecturer with us
    today and we're going to do a special lesson.
[19:56] Ririka
    A guest lecturer?
[19:57] Toru
    Who is it?
[19:58] Minamo
    Please come in!
[20:04] Ririka
    Oh, it's you.
[20:05] Natsuki
    Don't sound so disappointed.
[20:07] Natsuki
    That actually hurts, you know?
[20:12] Ririka
    What's that?
[20:13] Natsuki
    It's stuff I gathered throughout
    the town last night.
[20:17] Natsuki
    Mini lightbulbs, a motor,
    a pinwheel, and a battery.
[20:22] Toru
    Oh...
[20:24] Ririka
    That'll go out immediately
    when there's no wind.
[20:27] Natsuki
    You're right.
[20:28] Natsuki
    That's why even on this island with nothing,
[20:31] Natsuki
    people leave this stuff
    alone like it's garbage.
[20:34] Natsuki
    But even then, depending on
    how you use all of this...
[20:41] Miyo
    Wow, it's so bright.
[20:43] Ririka
    Only when there's wind.
[20:45] Natsuki
    Yeah, but if we have a way to store
    the electricity we're collecting now...
[21:00] Ririka
    No way! You can store the electricity
    that's created from the wind?
[21:03] Natsuki
    There is a way to.
[21:05] Ryuuji
    Stop trying to just console us.
[21:06] Minamo
    Ryuu-chan...
[21:08] Ryuuji
    It's obvious how much electricity
    a windmill that small can make.
[21:12] Ryuuji
    Don't get our hopes up for nothing.
[21:14] Natsuki
    True, but what if it wasn't small?
[21:18] Ryuuji
    Don't tell me you're gonna
    try to make a big windmill.
[21:22] Ryuuji
    That's impossible.
[21:24] Natsuki
    Are you sure about that?
[21:25] Natsuki
    There are various ways of creating
    electricity other than with wind power.
[21:29] Natsuki
    Thermal power, water power, nuclear
    power, geothermal energy, and...
[21:35] Ririka
    The ocean?
[21:37] Toru
    You can make electricity with the ocean?
[21:39] Natsuki
    Yeah. Thankfully, this school
    is surrounded by seawater,
[21:43] Natsuki
    and the second floor fills
    with seawater at full tide.
[21:47] Natsuki
    If we use that energy...
[21:48] Minamo
    Natsu-kun.
[21:50] Ryuuji
    That's impossible!
[21:52] Ryuuji
    Where are we gonna get the materials anyway?
[21:54] Ryuuji
    Anything useful that was left on
    this island has already been...
[21:57] Natsuki
    It's right there.
[21:57] Ryuuji
    Huh?
[22:00] Natsuki
    There's a materials depository
     with tons of materials right in front of us.