# E3 - Hitman Small Fry School
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G4VUQ5N2M/hitman-small-fry-school)
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**[00:00] Atri**
Stare...
**[00:06] Natsuki**
What?
**[00:06] Atri**
That thing is falling apart!
**[00:08] Natsuki**
I know. But this is all I
have, so what can I do?
**[00:12] Natsuki**
Just in case, I'll bring my walking stick.
**[00:15] Atri**
Well, I keep telling you
that I will be your leg!
**[00:19] Natsuki**
There's no need. I never asked you anyway.
**[00:25] Natsuki**
What is your problem?
**[00:27] Atri**
Nothing.
**[00:28] Atri**
I'm just a little jealous that you've
trusted and used that thing
**[00:31] Atri**
until it got so beat up.
**[00:33] Natsuki**
What?
**[00:34] Atri**
The fact that I'm losing to that stick and
jointed limb hurts my dignity as a robot.
**[00:41] Atri**
I must show that I am far more
high-performance and useful!
**[00:45] Atri**
Natsuki! I am more--
**[00:47] Natsuki**
No, it's not necessary.
**[00:48] Atri**
I haven't even said anything yet!
**[00:50] Natsuki**
It doesn't matter. Just don't do things
you're not asked to. Got it?
**[00:53] Atri**
Boo...
**[00:57] Natsuki**
Come on. Let's go.
**[00:59] Atri**
Huh? Where are we going?
**[01:00] Natsuki**
Starting today, you're going
to school, aren't you?
**[01:02] Atri**
Huh? Then you're coming
with me, Natsuki?
**[01:06] Atri**
Then I will be your leg after all!
**[02:41] Sign**
HITMAN SMALL FRY SCHOOL
**[02:42] Natsuki**
Take this with you just in case.
**[02:44] Natsuki**
For class.
**[02:47] Atri**
Thank goodness. Now I can keep a log.
**[02:51] Natsuki**
A log?
**[02:52] Atri**
Yes. Nonko told me to keep one so that I'd
have a record of what happened that day.
**[02:58] Natsuki**
But you're a robot.
**[02:59] Natsuki**
Why not just store that
information in your memory?
**[03:02] Atri**
Yes, but...
**[03:03] Atri**
She said it was a good way to train my
memory storing in the most human way.
**[03:08] Natsuki**
Then maybe the fact that
you can lose your memories
**[03:11] Natsuki**
is part of you being a Humanoid that's
trying to be as human as possible...
**[03:15] Atri**
Natsuki, you're so
smart! That's correct!
**[03:18] Atri**
Which means that me losing my memories
is proof that I'm high-performance!
**[03:21] Natsuki**
Don't get ahead of yourself.
**[03:24] Natsuki**
"I'm going to school with
Natsuki." That's it?
**[03:28] Atri**
Don't look! That goes against
the Robot Privacy Act!
**[03:36] Natsuki**
Now then...
**[03:38] Atri**
Okay, let's get across.
**[03:39] Atri**
With my jumping ability, we could get
across this distance in a single jump!
**[03:43] Natsuki**
Don't.
**[03:43] Atri**
Huh? But...
**[03:45] Atri**
You'll drown if you try to swim across.
**[03:48] Natsuki**
Listen.
**[03:49] Natsuki**
There might not be many, but people
come here every day, right?
**[03:52] Natsuki**
Which means there must be a way to cross...
**[03:54] Ririka**
Hold it right there!
**[03:56] Atri**
Wh-What's going on?!
**[03:58] Ririka**
You can't go in there, Hitman!
**[04:01] Natsuki**
Hitman?
**[04:02] Toru**
We know who you are!
**[04:04] Toru**
You're some bad hitman that came here
from the mainland, aren't you?!
**[04:07] Miyo**
We've heard of you before!
**[04:08] Miyo**
You have a rifle hidden in your cane and
you'll blow people away when you need to!
**[04:13] Natsuki**
I see. So that's the back story
they've given me.
**[04:16] Atri**
You'll have to go through me before
you can ever lay a finger on Natsuki!
**[04:20] Ririka**
Butt out, Small Fry!
**[04:21] Atri**
Small Fry?!
**[04:22] Natsuki**
Butt out, Small Fry.
**[04:24] Atri**
You don't need to say it, too!
**[04:26] Natsuki**
Sorry, but I have to get
in there, no matter what.
**[04:30] Natsuki**
If you don't want me to kill you with
this rifle, get out of the way.
**[04:35] Toru**
Wh-What should we do, Ririka?
**[04:37] Ririka**
W-We'll have to retreat for now. Run away!
**[04:40] Natsuki**
Atri, after them.
**[04:42] Atri**
Huh?
**[04:43] Natsuki**
Hurry!
**[05:06] Ririka**
Farewell!
**[05:09] Natsuki**
Who exactly is the villain here?
**[05:11] Atri**
I-I need to go after them!
**[05:14] Atri**
With my jumping ability, I could get
across this distance in a single jump!
**[05:21] Natsuki**
It's fine.
**[05:22] Atri**
Huh?
**[05:28] Toru**
Ririka... look!
**[05:31] Ririka**
Oh, right! Shoot!
**[05:36] Natsuki**
Okay, let's go.
**[05:45] Natsuki**
There's nothing here.
**[05:49] Ririka**
They're here!
**[05:50] Natsuki**
There they are.
**[05:53] Minamo**
Okay, everyone. Let's start class.
**[05:56] Atri**
Minamo?
**[05:59] Minamo**
Take your seats, everyone.
**[06:01] Ririka**
Minamo!
**[06:02] Miyo**
There's trouble! A hitman's here!
**[06:04] Toru**
You gotta get out of here!
**[06:05] Minamo**
A hitman?
**[06:08] Natsuki**
Don't move!
**[06:10] Minamo**
Natsu-kun...
**[06:11] Ririka**
"Natsu-kun"?
**[06:13] Miyo**
That's the hitman, right? And...
**[06:15] Toru**
...the small fry!
**[06:16] Atri**
I am not a small fry!
**[06:17] Natsuki**
That's right. She has the
very established name
**[06:20] Natsuki**
of Piece of Scrap Humanoid
Toaster the Third.
**[06:23] Atri**
It's Atri!
**[06:24] Minamo**
So you came.
**[06:26] Natsuki**
I'm leaving as soon as the class starts.
**[06:29] Natsuki**
Where's the teacher?
**[06:31] Minamo**
Well...
**[06:32] Ririka**
I guess you don't know anything.
**[06:34] Ririka**
Minamo is the teacher!
**[06:36] Toru**
She teaches us Japanese, math,
science, social studies... everything!
**[06:40] Natsuki**
Minamo is?
**[06:40] Minamo**
Yeah. All the teachers
evacuated to the mainland.
**[06:45] Minamo**
Because there are barely any students left.
**[06:50] Minamo**
My dad told me to just
shut this school down
**[06:53] Minamo**
and do the paperwork to go
to a mainland school...
**[06:55] Natsuki**
It doesn't really look like this is
functioning like an actual school.
**[06:58] Minamo**
Yeah...
**[07:00] Minamo**
And we don't have any electricity, so we can
only hold classes while it's still light out.
**[07:04] Minamo**
I'm sure it's not a good environment.
**[07:06] Natsuki**
You're one thing,
**[07:08] Natsuki**
but you should have these kids go to
proper classes on the mainland.
**[07:12] Natsuki**
They say there are disaster
relief programs over there, too.
**[07:16] Ryuuji**
You don't even know anything,
so don't butt your head in.
**[07:21] Minamo**
Ryuu-chan.
**[07:22] Ryuuji**
What would some elite that abandoned
this place to go to the Academy know?
**[07:26] Natsuki**
I never abandoned this place.
**[07:29] Natsuki**
I wanted to be useful, so I studied
hard and enrolled into the Academy.
**[07:33] Natsuki**
That's it.
**[07:33] Ryuuji**
Okay, then try actually being useful, then.
**[07:37] Ryuuji**
You came back but you holed yourself
up in a boat, didn't you?
**[07:40] Ryuuji**
Everyone here's been working so hard.
**[07:42] Minamo**
Ryuu-chan!
**[07:43] Ryuuji**
This goes for the mainland folks, too,
**[07:45] Ryuuji**
they just keep spouting platitudes
and ideals but don't do a damn thing.
**[07:48] Ryuuji**
Even though there're so many
people that need help.
**[07:56] Atri**
Heave-ho. Heave-ho.
**[08:00] Ririka**
Atri! See you again tomorrow!
**[08:03] Atri**
Yeah! See you tomorrow,
Ririka, Toru, and Miyo!
**[08:07] Minamo**
Looks like you're all friends already.
**[08:09] Atri**
Yes. Contrary to what I'd thought,
school is a fun place!
**[08:14] Minamo**
Contrary to what you thought?
**[08:17] Atri**
I just had a feeling that
it was a very sad place.
**[08:21] Minamo**
That's not true. Right?
**[08:26] Natsuki**
Sorry, I shouldn't have come.
**[08:29] Minamo**
No, it's not your fault, Natsu-kun.
**[08:32] Minamo**
I'm sure Ryuu-chan understands.
**[08:34] Minamo**
It's just that he had some
issues with the mainland before.
**[08:37] Natsuki**
Issues?
**[08:38] Minamo**
Yeah. He took those kids who lost their
parents and evacuated to the mainland once...
**[08:45] Minamo**
Oh, you know. They're low on
supplies over there, too...
**[08:48] Minamo**
And I guess Ririka and the others
were treated like outcasts at school.
**[08:55] Atri**
Natsuki, you seem down.
**[08:58] Minamo**
Yeah. Make sure you cheer
him up when you get back.
**[09:01] Atri**
Me? Okay!
**[09:06] Minamo**
Natsu-kun.
**[09:08] Minamo**
If possible, I was hoping you'd come back to
the school again from tomorrow.
**[09:13] Natsuki**
What's the point of me going?
**[09:14] Natsuki**
There's probably nothing I can learn there.
**[09:17] Minamo**
But I think you have plenty you could teach.
**[09:24] Natsuki**
I'll think about it.
**[09:28] Natsuki**
Where's Atri?
**[09:29] Natsuki**
She said she was going to head home
before you. You told her it was okay.
**[09:33] Natsuki**
Huh? Oh, right...
**[09:35] Minamo**
She was going to prepare to cheer you up.
**[09:38] Natsuki**
Cheer me up?
**[09:40] Natsuki**
Wait...
**[09:42] Minamo**
I'm sure you don't need to rush like that.
**[09:45] Minamo**
I'm sure she's just going to try to
make you dinner to cheer you up--
**[09:51] Minamo**
No way.
**[09:55] Natsuki**
Atri!
**[09:58] Atri**
Welcome home, Natsuki!
**[10:00] Atri**
H-Huh? I can't see. I can't see a thing!
**[10:06] Natsuki**
What are you doing?!
**[10:07] Atri**
Well, I thought I'd cheer you
up by cooking you dinner...
**[10:14] Minamo**
How could you possibly end up
like this just from cooking?
**[10:17] Atri**
Again, like I said before, the fact that I
make mistakes that humans would make
**[10:21] Atri**
is just proof that I'm high-performance.
**[10:24] Natsuki**
Even humans don't make mistakes this bad.
**[10:26] Minamo**
I wonder if she's malfunctioning somewhere.
**[10:28] Atri**
Huh?
**[10:29] Natsuki**
Yeah... But I don't have
the means to repair her.
**[10:33] Natsuki**
I guess I'll have to put her back in
the ocean where I found her.
**[10:35] Atri**
Huh?!
**[10:36] Natsuki**
Well, can you explain this mess?
**[10:38] Atri**
W-Well...
**[10:42] Atri**
Y-You see...
**[10:44] Minamo**
Yes?
**[10:45] Atri**
You see, I'm actually a battle robot
that a certain country secretly made.
**[10:50] Minamo**
Really?!
**[10:52] Atri**
Yes. I came to this country
to commit sabotage, but...
**[11:02] Atri**
The war had ended before
I finished my mission.
**[11:07] Atri**
I had lost both my motherland
and my reason to live.
**[11:13] Atri**
I was nothing more than a sad,
lonely fighting machine.
**[11:18] Atri**
But the person who took me in was Nonko.
**[11:23] Atri**
Nonko gave me a name
**[11:26] Atri**
and gave me a new purpose.
**[11:30] Atri**
And that was...
**[11:31] Minamo**
To help with housework?
**[11:33] Atri**
Yes. But I was created as a battle robot.
**[11:36] Atri**
It's hard for me to control
my power and--
**[11:38] Natsuki**
Atri.
**[11:39] Atri**
Yes?
**[11:39] Natsuki**
Are Humanoids able to lie, too?
**[11:42] Atri**
Why, yes! Of course!
**[11:44] Atri**
I am high-performance, after all!
**[11:47] Minamo**
So that was all a lie?
**[11:52] Minamo**
Wouldn't this go against
the Robot Cruelty Act?
**[11:56] Natsuki**
She doesn't need to eat, so it's fine.
**[11:58] Natsuki**
A robot lying to their master
is a much bigger problem.
**[12:02] Atri**
I never said *that* was a lie!
**[12:04] Atri**
First, I am a robot.
**[12:06] Atri**
Second, I cannot do housework.
**[12:08] Atri**
From these two universal facts, I deductively
arrived at the logical consequence
**[12:14] Atri**
that there was a chance that
I was a battle robot--
**[12:16] Natsuki**
Okay, attack me, then.
**[12:18] Natsuki**
If you're a battle robot, I'm sure
you can fire a missile or two.
**[12:21] Atri**
O-Of course, I can!
**[12:24] Atri**
Rocket Punch--
**[12:30] Atri**
I'd better not.
**[12:31] Atri**
There are the Three Principles of Robots,
after all, and I can't guarantee you'd survive.
**[12:36] Atri**
I guess you just narrowly
escaped death, Natsuki.
**[12:39] Natsuki**
Why is her mouth her only highly
functioning feature she has?
**[12:42] Atri**
Of course, that's because
I'm high-perfor--
**[12:44] Natsuki**
Shut up.
**[12:46] Natsuki**
But I think Natsu-kun's feeling
better thanks to you, Atri.
**[12:51] Atri**
Really?!
**[12:52] Minamo**
So you should eat with us.
**[12:54] Minamo**
These rolled omelets are really yummy.
**[12:59] Natsuki**
Stop eating!
**[13:01] Atri**
Mmm... Delicious!
**[13:03] Natsuki**
Honestly.
**[13:07] Minamo**
Well, see you again tomorrow,
Atri and Natsu-kun.
**[13:11] Atri**
I'll look forward to the lunch you make!
**[13:13] Natsuki**
Why are you expecting to eat it?
**[13:16] Atri**
I will taste the food so I can discern
between delicious and not delicious.
**[13:19] Atri**
Again, this is something only I can
do because I'm so high-performance!
**[13:23] Atri**
Oh, right. I'm going to have to log this.
**[13:26] Atri**
H-Huh?
**[13:27] Natsuki**
What's the matter?
**[13:29] Atri**
It's gone.
**[13:31] Natsuki**
Huh?
**[13:32] Atri**
I may have... left it at school!
**[13:43] Natsuki**
This could've waited until tomorrow.
**[13:45] Atri**
That just won't do! Logs are
very important, after all.
**[13:50] Natsuki**
Well, then don't forget it somewhere.
**[13:55] Natsuki**
It's super dark in there.
**[13:57] Atri**
Well, it is nighttime.
**[13:58] Natsuki**
Er, that's not what I meant.
**[14:02] Natsuki**
Wh-What is that?
**[14:05] Atri**
Could it be that you're scared, Natsuki?
**[14:08] Natsuki**
N-No! It's just that's
clearly out of the ordinary.
**[14:12] Natsuki**
This island barely has any electricity.
**[14:14] Atri**
Aha... So you really are scared.
**[14:17] Atri**
But of course you are.
**[14:19] Atri**
You're such a scaredy cat that
you hugged onto me in your sleep.
**[14:23] Atri**
Aw, Natsuki. You're such a wittle baby.
**[14:29] Atri**
Wait! Please wait! Natsuki!
**[14:36] Atri**
There's seawater everywhere.
But there wasn't any this afternoon.
**[14:41] Natsuki**
The tide must've come in.
**[14:44] Natsuki**
I see. That's why there wasn't
anything on the second floor.
**[14:51] Natsuki**
I knew it. There's something there.
**[14:55] Atri**
Confirmed in high-sensitivity mode!
**[14:58] Atri**
I think there's a person
up there! I'll go check!
**[15:00] Natsuki**
H-Hey, Atri!
**[15:03] Natsuki**
Hello? Atri?
**[15:05] Natsuki**
Atri?
**[15:10] Atri**
Found it!
**[15:13] Natsuki**
So what was the light source?
**[15:16] Atri**
Actually... there wasn't anyone there.
**[15:18] Natsuki**
But there was a person there before right?
**[15:20] Atri**
Or it could've been... a ghost!
**[15:24] Natsuki**
Stop that.
**[15:25] Atri**
They might've went upstairs.
**[15:30] Natsuki**
I guess there's a roof.
**[15:31] Atri**
It doesn't look like anyone's here.
**[15:34] Atri**
So I guess it really was... a ghost.
**[15:37] Natsuki**
You're a robot. Stop saying
unscientific things.
**[15:39] Atri**
But...
**[15:41] Atri**
Hm?
**[15:44] Atri**
There! There's no doubt about it!
**[15:46] Natsuki**
Wh-Who's there?
**[15:50] Ririka**
Hitman?
**[15:51] Natsuki**
Huh?
**[15:52] Sign**
A BOOK TO HELP YOU UNDERSTAND ELECTRICITY
**[15:56] Ririka**
So it is you, Hitman.
**[15:58] Atri**
Ririka!
**[15:59] Natsuki**
What are you doing here?
**[16:01] Ririka**
What am I doing here? This is my home.
**[16:05] Natsuki**
Your home? You live here?
**[16:08] Ririka**
It's not just me. Ryuu-chan and Toru, too.
**[16:12] Ririka**
Cause our homes got
swallowed up by the ocean.
**[16:15] Ririka**
Aw, I guess it won't work
without wind after all.
**[16:18] Ririka**
I was almost done reading this, too...
**[16:21] Sign**
A BOOK TO HELP YOU UNDERSTAND ELECTRICITY
**[16:24] Natsuki**
How electricity works?
**[16:25] Ririka**
Yeah. I'm bored at night, so I brought it
up from the library so I could read it.
**[16:30] Ririka**
I was trying to see if there's a way to
get electricity back on this island.
**[16:35] Ryuuji**
Hey.
**[16:37] Natsuki**
Ryuuji.
**[16:40] Ryuuji**
What are you doing here?
**[16:43] Ryuuji**
Here. There's not much,
but here're some snacks.
**[16:45] Ririka**
Thanks! Any batteries?
**[16:49] Ryuuji**
Sorry, I can't find them anywhere anymore.
**[16:52] Ririka**
I see... Thanks.
**[16:56] Ryuuji**
You're going to ruin your eyesight if
you strain your eyes too much.
**[16:59] Ryuuji**
Get some rest.
**[17:01] Ririka**
Yeah!
**[17:05] Ryuuji**
This is our reality.
**[17:08] Ryuuji**
If you don't have anything,
**[17:10] Ryuuji**
you're just gonna get thrown out from
the mainland before you can do anything.
**[17:13] Ryuuji**
Those who do have something, can get
their hands on whatever they want.
**[17:17] Ryuuji**
Even if we want to study so we can
help in some way, we can't even study.
**[17:55] Natsuki**
I guess it's worth a shot.
**[18:00] Atri**
Natsuki, where did you go?
**[18:03] Natsuki**
Atri, once you're done writing that,
will you turn the windmill outside?
**[18:07] Atri**
Sure... but why?
**[18:11] Natsuki**
There's something I wanted to try out.
**[18:16] Atri**
Here I go!
**[18:17] Natsuki**
Sure, thanks.
**[18:31] Atri**
Am I done yet?
**[18:33] Natsuki**
Not yet! Keep turning!
**[18:34] Atri**
What?!
**[18:38] Natsuki**
You've got this! You're a
battle robot, aren't you?
**[18:42] Atri**
Jeez... You're so cruel to your robots!
**[18:47] Natsuki**
Yeah, it's just not effective
enough for something this size.
**[18:50] Natsuki**
But even if I were to attach
a bigger windmill...
**[18:58] Natsuki**
I see.
**[18:59] Atri**
Natsuki! Am I done yet?
**[19:03] ---**
Natsuki!
**[19:06] Atri**
Natsuki?
**[19:16] Atri**
Natsuki, you naughty boy...
**[19:23] Atri**
Natsuki! Huh?!
**[19:26] Natsuki**
Oh, you're awake.
**[19:27] Natsuki**
Get ready, or you're going to be late.
**[19:29] Atri**
Huh? Were you up all night?
**[19:32] Natsuki**
This is nothing. I did this all the time
when I was at the Academy,
**[19:36] Natsuki**
More importantly, I'm gonna
have some luggage today.
**[19:39] Natsuki**
Will you help me out?
**[19:42] Atri**
Are you going to the school?
**[19:46] Natsuki**
Yeah.
**[19:49] Minamo**
We have a special guest lecturer with us
today and we're going to do a special lesson.
**[19:56] Ririka**
A guest lecturer?
**[19:57] Toru**
Who is it?
**[19:58] Minamo**
Please come in!
**[20:04] Ririka**
Oh, it's you.
**[20:05] Natsuki**
Don't sound so disappointed.
**[20:07] Natsuki**
That actually hurts, you know?
**[20:12] Ririka**
What's that?
**[20:13] Natsuki**
It's stuff I gathered throughout
the town last night.
**[20:17] Natsuki**
Mini lightbulbs, a motor,
a pinwheel, and a battery.
**[20:22] Toru**
Oh...
**[20:24] Ririka**
That'll go out immediately
when there's no wind.
**[20:27] Natsuki**
You're right.
**[20:28] Natsuki**
That's why even on this island with nothing,
**[20:31] Natsuki**
people leave this stuff
alone like it's garbage.
**[20:34] Natsuki**
But even then, depending on
how you use all of this...
**[20:41] Miyo**
Wow, it's so bright.
**[20:43] Ririka**
Only when there's wind.
**[20:45] Natsuki**
Yeah, but if we have a way to store
the electricity we're collecting now...
**[21:00] Ririka**
No way! You can store the electricity
that's created from the wind?
**[21:03] Natsuki**
There is a way to.
**[21:05] Ryuuji**
Stop trying to just console us.
**[21:06] Minamo**
Ryuu-chan...
**[21:08] Ryuuji**
It's obvious how much electricity
a windmill that small can make.
**[21:12] Ryuuji**
Don't get our hopes up for nothing.
**[21:14] Natsuki**
True, but what if it wasn't small?
**[21:18] Ryuuji**
Don't tell me you're gonna
try to make a big windmill.
**[21:22] Ryuuji**
That's impossible.
**[21:24] Natsuki**
Are you sure about that?
**[21:25] Natsuki**
There are various ways of creating
electricity other than with wind power.
**[21:29] Natsuki**
Thermal power, water power, nuclear
power, geothermal energy, and...
**[21:35] Ririka**
The ocean?
**[21:37] Toru**
You can make electricity with the ocean?
**[21:39] Natsuki**
Yeah. Thankfully, this school
is surrounded by seawater,
**[21:43] Natsuki**
and the second floor fills
with seawater at full tide.
**[21:47] Natsuki**
If we use that energy...
**[21:48] Minamo**
Natsu-kun.
**[21:50] Ryuuji**
That's impossible!
**[21:52] Ryuuji**
Where are we gonna get the materials anyway?
**[21:54] Ryuuji**
Anything useful that was left on
this island has already been...
**[21:57] Natsuki**
It's right there.
**[21:57] Ryuuji**
Huh?
**[22:00] Natsuki**
There's a materials depository
with tons of materials right in front of us.