1 - La Bambina
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Could you even imagine a
girl falling from the sky?
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Well, it might be a good way to
start off a movie or a manga.
[00:39] ---
It's a prologue to something
mysterious and special.
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The main character turns
into a hero or something
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and starts a great adventure with that girl.
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But really wishing for such
a thing would be foolish...
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because there's no way a girl
like that would be normal.
[01:40] ---
Hey, you idiot!
[01:42] ---
Duck already!
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Being dragged into an unusual
world and made into a hero...
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I bet if that happened in reality, it'd
be dangerous and a pain in the ass.
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A bomb is planted on this bike.
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You'll be caught in the explosion, too!
[02:14] ---
Butei Charter Article 1...
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Trust in your comrades and help them!
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Ready?!
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That's why I, Kinji Tohyama...
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don't need to encounter a
girl falling from the sky.
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You strongly attract things you believe in
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I'll protect even your ice-cold gaze
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My wish descends upon a whirlwind of scarlet
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The sky doesn't reflect those little things
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When I ran alone, I wasn't scared
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If I betray tomorrow here
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I won't be able to go anywhere anymore
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I who have sinned, am wandering
about in a city seeking light
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You strongly attract things you believe in
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I'll protect even your ice-cold gaze
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The thought I'm holding in
my hands is "brilliance"
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Until this never-ending
tune makes it to the truth
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I'll shoot through with
the febricula that is me
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"Episode 1"
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All I wanted was to live an ordinary life.
[04:50] ---
Not standing out... Not having
anything to do with anyone...
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I wanted to transfer out
of this crazy school...
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That was my...
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Kinji Tohyama's only wish.
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"Tohyama"
[05:13] ---
Good morning, Kin!
[05:15] ---
I told you not to call me that, didn't I?
[05:17] ---
I'm Kinji Tohyama, not "Kin."
[05:20] ---
Oh, I-I'm sorry.
[05:22] ---
But I was thinking about you, Kin,
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so when I saw you, I just...
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Ah, I called you "Kin" again.
[05:29] ---
I-I'm sorry, Kin... Ah...
[05:36] ---
"Tokyo Butei High School Men's
Dormitory Building ♪3"
[05:40] ---
So what did you come here for?
[05:42] ---
W-Well...
[05:44] ---
I was at Ise Shrine for that training
camp up until yesterday, right?
[05:48] ---
I couldn't do anything for
you because of that, so...
[05:52] ---
I said you don't have to.
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B... But...
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Geez...
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Okay, okay...
[06:06] ---
So...
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I made this...!
[06:11] ---
These are shrimps cooked
in sugar and soy sauce.
[06:13] ---
This is Coho salmon.
[06:15] ---
This is Saijo persimmon.
[06:16] ---
And since you like omelettes,
I put in some extra.
[06:19] ---
Wasn't it a lot of work cooking all these?
[06:22] ---
No...
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I woke up just a little bit
earlier than usual, that's all.
[06:25] ---
I was worried that you
might only have been eating
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convenience store food
during spring break, so...
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That...
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has nothing to do with you, right?
[06:51] ---
Here you go, Kin.
[06:53] ---
Ah... yeah...
[07:00] ---
Er...
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Thanks for all the stuff
you do for me, Shirayuki.
[07:04] ---
Hm?
[07:07] ---
I thank you, too, Kin.
[07:09] ---
Thank you very much!
[07:11] ---
Why are you thanking me?
[07:14] ---
B-Because you ate it and you
even said "thanks," so...
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N-No way! Black?!
[07:21] ---
This has to be prohibited!
[07:24] ---
Thanks for the food!
[07:32] ---
Phew...
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that was a close call...
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Kin...
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Hm?
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Today is the start of our second
year of school together, huh?
[07:42] ---
Here, your bulletproof school uniform.
[07:44] ---
Yeah...
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And, your Beretta, too.
[07:47] ---
Since the bullets were lying
around, I loaded them for you.
[07:50] ---
I don't have to carry a gun on
the first day of school, do I?
[07:55] ---
You do, Kin.
[07:57] ---
The school rules say that students
of Butei High are required
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to carry a gun and a sword
within school premises, right?
[08:05] ---
Besides, someone like that *Butei
killer might appear again, so...
[08:09] ---
Butei killer...
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that murderer?
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But that guy was already caught, right?
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B-But a copycat might appear.
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This morning's fortune said that
you'd have trouble caused by a woman.
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If something were to happen to you, Kin...
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I... I...
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Okay, okay...
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Besides, if I break the rules,
I'll get an even worse assessment,
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and then I can't even transfer schools, so...
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You're cool, Kin!
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As expected of someone from a
family with a long line of heroes!
[08:51] ---
Stop saying that.
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Heroes?
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We're not kids...
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Go ahead and go without me.
[09:01] ---
I'll leave after I check my email.
[09:03] ---
Ah, then, I'll clean and do
laundry until you finish.
[09:07] ---
You've done enough already.
[09:08] ---
O-Okay.
[09:11] ---
Well then, uhm...
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I hope I'll have an email from you later.
[09:24] ---
Oh shoot!
[09:25] ---
I'm gonna miss the bus!
[09:28] ---
I missed the 7:58 bus for school on that day,
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"Men's Dormitory Building ♪3 Entrance"
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which I would come to regret
for the rest of my life.
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All I wanted was to have a normal,
ordinary life, but then...
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"Left: Tokyo Butei High
School - General Course"
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"Straight: Monorail - Butei
High School Entrance"
[09:52] ---
There is a bomb planted on that bike.
[09:56] ---
If you get off the bike or reduce
the speed, it will explode.
[10:01] ---
Wh-What?!
[10:03] ---
Who's playing this prank?
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Do not seek help.
[10:07] ---
It will also explode if
you use your cell phone.
[10:10] ---
This can't be serious...
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Besides, someone like that Butei
killer might appear again, so...
[10:19] ---
A copycat...!
[10:20] ---
Why?!
[10:21] ---
Why am I being targeted?!
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I even wish I could quit being a Butei...!
[10:28] ---
Hello Year 1 students, I'm
pleased to meet you all.
[10:31] ---
I'm Sayonaki, an Ambulace instructor
at Tokyo Butei High School.
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Today, I'll go over
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the basics and school rules
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at Butei High.
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Tokyo Butei High is a 2 km long by 500 m wide
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rectangle mega-float, which floats
to the south of Rainbow Bridge.
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If I stop, it'll explode.
[11:00] ---
If I reduce the speed, it'll explode.
[11:01] ---
Even if I jump off,
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I'll only end up falling victim to an Uzi.
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What can I do?!
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As you know, Butei High is a
comprehensive educational institute
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that trains students to become
Butei, armed detectives.
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Butei are given
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an international license that
gives them powers equivalent
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to those of the police,
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for example, carrying
arms and making arrests,
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in order to fight increasingly
vicious crimes.
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However, unlike the police,
Butei take paid work.
[11:27] ---
They're handymen who'd do anything
within the bounds of the Butei Law.
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No good.
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Unless I take it out in one shot,
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I'll become Swiss cheese for sure.
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Given the nature of the job,
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Butei could incur anyone's enmity.
[11:52] ---
Recently, too, there was a
killer who targeted Butei.
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Everyone, please be as careful as possible.
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At least try not
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to get yourself killed
while you're in school.
[12:04] ---
Well, regardless,
[12:07] ---
I won't see some of you come graduation time.
[12:14] ---
Oh no... My legs are almost shot...
[12:16] ---
If you reduce speed any
more, it will explode.
[12:20] ---
Am I going to die... in a place like this?!
[12:20] ---
--It will explode.
[12:33] ---
Could you even imagine a
girl falling from the sky?
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Huh...?
[12:59] ---
What... happened to me?
[13:02] ---
My bike had a bomb planted on it...
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A girl fell from the sky...
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And then...?
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She's cute...
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Hey, wait...
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I got thrown by the explosion and ended
up stuck in a place like this...?
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This can't be right...!
[13:31] ---
So this girl saved me...?
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Even though it meant she'd
be in that much danger...?
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Oh no, this is bad!
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This is prohibited!
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Prohibited! Prohibited!
Prohibited! Prohibited...!
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Argh!
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"Aria H. Kanzaki"
[13:46] ---
Aria H. Kanzaki?
[13:49] ---
From 65 A to B?
[13:51] ---
She's squishing them together
and lifting them up?!
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"Expected corrected chest line"
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"Base flat surface"
[13:53] ---
"Actual line"
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"Happiness graph"
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They aren't lifted up at all.
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Good.
[13:57] ---
This should be...
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Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-You perv!
[14:03] ---
--You're disgusting! Disgusting!
Disgusting! Disgusting...!
[14:03] ---
--Ouch!
[14:04] ---
--Hey! Stop it!
[14:06] ---
You molester!
[14:07] ---
--You ungrateful wretch! Monster!
[14:08] ---
--You got it wrong! I didn't do it!
[14:18] ---
So there were more...
[14:20] ---
What were more?
[14:21] ---
That two-wheeler!
[14:22] ---
The toy used to kill Butei!
[14:25] ---
The 9 mm Parabellum rounds
shot by the Uzi submachine gun
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manufactured by an Israeli company, IMI,
at the rate of ten rounds per second!
[14:32] ---
If this vaulting box wasn't bulletproof,
we would've been long dead by now!
[14:35] ---
B-But I thought that you
shot it and blew it up.
[14:41] ---
I'm saying there're more, aren't I?!
[14:43] ---
On a quick glance, I see at least seven!
[14:44] ---
That many?
[14:45] ---
Hey, draw your gun!
[14:47] ---
At the very least, you're a
Butei High student, right?
[14:49] ---
I-I can't!
[14:50] ---
Hurry!
[14:51] ---
We need more firepower than
my guns alone can give!
[14:58] ---
What the heck...?
[14:59] ---
So girls' breasts...
[15:02] ---
are soft even when they're this small?
[15:20] ---
So you've finished them?
[15:22] ---
I just temporarily drove them away.
[15:24] ---
They went hiding behind the roadside trees,
[15:26] ---
but I bet they'll come out again.
[15:28] ---
You're a strong girl.
[15:29] ---
I'm impressed you could manage that.
[15:37] ---
Here's your reward, princess.
[15:44] ---
Wh-What...?
[15:46] ---
Have a seat there and relax, princess.
[15:49] ---
We don't need two people firing
guns to resolve this, right?
[15:53] ---
Wh-What happened to you all of a sudden?!
[15:56] ---
Have you gone crazy?
[15:57] ---
Geez...
[15:58] ---
We're in their blind spot.
[16:00] ---
They're wasting bullets
by shooting like that.
[16:02] ---
It's dangerous! You'll be shot!
[16:03] ---
That's a lot better than
you being shot, Aria.
[16:06] ---
Like I said, what's up with the
sudden change of personality?!
[16:09] ---
What're you gonna do?!
[16:10] ---
I'll protect you, Aria.
[16:40] ---
Nice aiming.
[16:47] ---
I-I'm not gonna feel indebted to you!
[16:49] ---
Toys like that...
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I could've handled them all by myself.
[16:53] ---
It's true! It's really true!
[16:56] ---
A-And, if you're trying to smooth
over what you did earlier,
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that won't happen!
[17:00] ---
That was an indecent assault!
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It's a crime!
[17:03] ---
Aria, that's a sad misunderstanding.
[17:06] ---
That was an accident beyond control.
[17:08] ---
"A-Accident beyond control"?!
[17:12] ---
Y-You were trying to take off my clothes
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wh-while I was passed out!
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O-On top of that, you saw my chest!
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That's the fact!
[17:20] ---
You're a criminal caught in
the act of indecent assault!
[17:22] ---
What on earth were you going to do?!
[17:24] ---
T-Take responsibility!
[17:26] ---
Aria, let's think about this calmly.
[17:28] ---
I'm in Year 2 in high school.
[17:30] ---
There's no way I'd take off
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the clothes of a middle-schooler
who's a lot younger, now is there?
[17:35] ---
I'm not a middle-schooler!
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I'm sorry.
[17:39] ---
Then you're an elementary-schooler
who entered as an intern, huh?
[17:41] ---
But you're amazing, Aria,
[17:43] ---
doing all that when you're
in elementary school...
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Aria?
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I shouldn't have saved a guy like this!
[17:52] ---
I am in Year 2 in high school!
[18:06] ---
So you can do hand-to-hand combat, too?
[18:08] ---
You can't escape from me!
[18:10] ---
I've never let even a
single criminal get away!
[18:14] ---
Huh?
[18:18] ---
Ahh! My magazine...!
[18:21] ---
Sorry.
[18:22] ---
I won't let you get away with this...
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Even if you kneel down
or cry for forgiveness,
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I won't let you get away with this!
[18:30] ---
Swords, too?
[18:31] ---
You indecent assault man!
[18:33] ---
Surrender meekl...
[18:37] ---
Sorry.
[18:38] ---
I scattered a few of these about.
[18:41] ---
You jerk!
[18:44] ---
D-Don't run off, you rotten coward!
[18:46] ---
I'm gonna pump you full of huge holes!
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Hysteria savant syndrome...
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commonly known as hysteria mode.
[18:57] ---
That special condition is part of my genes.
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The trouble is
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that the hysteria mode also affects my
state of mind and words and actions.
[19:07] ---
I start wanting to protect the girl
in front of me no matter what,
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and, for some reason, I act so smug
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that I feel like I want to die every
time I look back on the event.
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Man...
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"Here's your reward, princess"?
[19:23] ---
Give me a break!
[19:26] ---
I'm sorry.
[19:27] ---
I'm late because something came up.
[19:30] ---
I want to sit next to that guy!
[19:34] ---
What?!
[19:36] ---
Wh-Why? She's in my class?!
[19:39] ---
I'm glad for you, Kinji!
[19:41] ---
I don't know what's going on,
[19:42] ---
but it looks like spring
has come for you, too.
[19:45] ---
Teacher!
[19:45] ---
After drawing lots, I was
supposed to sit next to Kinji,
[19:48] ---
but I'll give that seat
to the transfer student!
[19:50] ---
Oh, yeah?
[19:52] ---
Then the seat next to
Tohyama goes to Kanzaki.
[19:55] ---
Well, uhm, teacher...
[19:58] ---
Here's your belt from earlier.
[20:02] ---
I got it!
[20:03] ---
I figured it out!
[20:05] ---
This is a big red flag!
[20:07] ---
Huh?
[20:08] ---
You're not wearing your belt, Kii.
[20:10] ---
Miss twin-tail brought that belt.
[20:13] ---
This mystery is, in short, that
you did something in front of her
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that required you to take off your belt!
[20:19] ---
--I see...
[20:19] ---
--Geez, Kii!
[20:20] ---
--In other words, he's in a relationship.
[20:22] ---
--When did you become popular like this?
[20:22] ---
--K-Kinji's dating a cute girl like her?!
[20:24] ---
--And I thought he was
inconspicuous! I feel lonely!
[20:26] ---
I thought he wasn't interested in girls!
[20:28] ---
--How filthy...!
[20:28] ---
--How alluring... Just
imagining it would make me...
[20:29] ---
--L-Look...
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B-Being in a relationship is stupid!
[20:42] ---
Everyone, remember that!
[20:43] ---
If you're gonna talk stupid stuff like that,
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I'll pump you full of holes!
[20:54] ---
That was pretty crazy for a first
day of school, wasn't it...?
[21:02] ---
"You've got new mail."
[21:03] ---
She likes email, doesn't she?
[21:05] ---
"From: Shirayuki Hotogi"
[21:05] ---
Hi Kin, how are you?
[21:08] ---
Inquesta's classes are
over for the day, right?
[21:10] ---
Looks like the SSR has classes until night.
[21:13] ---
I want to go home already and...
[21:16] ---
It must be tough for Shirayuki,
too, in a lot of ways.
[21:20] ---
Now that I'm home, it's like the bomb
incident this morning never happened.
[21:24] ---
I never imagined that I'd be
targeted by a Butei killer...
[21:27] ---
no, by a copycat of the Butei killer.
[21:32] ---
But it wasn't like I was
specifically targeted.
[21:35] ---
Is it random, will they kill
anyone as long as they're Butei?
[21:38] ---
But would they go to the trouble of
planting a bomb on a bike like that?
[21:41] ---
So after all, it's a
personal grudge against me?
[21:44] ---
But who would do a complicated
thing like that to target me?
[21:48] ---
Argh! How annoying!
[21:51] ---
Who the hell is it?!
[21:51] ---
"Tohyama"
[21:53] ---
What took you so long?!
[21:55] ---
K-Kanzaki?
[21:57] ---
You can call me Aria!
[21:58] ---
H-Hey, Kanzaki! Hold on a sec!
[22:01] ---
Don't come in without permission!
[22:02] ---
Kanzaki!
[22:04] ---
Hey!
[22:10] ---
Kinji!
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Become my slave!
[22:16] ---
Just as Shirayuki said, I had
trouble caused by a woman today...
[22:41] ---
I always ran on my own,
[22:47] ---
Right up against my limit.
[22:54] ---
Am I a third wheel? If that's how you feel
[22:59] ---
It's still not too late.
You can turn back here.
[23:06] ---
I was used to saying goodbye
until I met you that day.
[23:15] ---
“I want to protect you”...
[23:18] ---
No one had said that to me before.
[23:28] ---
I think I had been waiting
a long time to hear that...
[23:33] ---
I want to believe in you!
[23:39] ---
What will be the final?
[23:42] ---
Through camellia-colored eyes...
[23:54] ---
Become my slave! Yep, yep, it's a nice
phrase! That was cool, if I may say so.
[24:00] ---
What's with all the selfish talk?!
[24:02] ---
So, anyway, team up with me!
[24:05] ---
Don't be ridiculous! Why would I do that?!
[24:08] ---
Besides, I've decided to quit being a Butei!
[24:09] ---
Ahh! Peach buns taste so good!
[24:13] ---
Listen to me when I'm talking!
[24:15] ---
Next time, Aria the Scarlet Ammo episode 2!
[24:16] ---
"Episode 2: Aria the Quadra"
[24:17] ---**
"Aria the Quadra"!
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Watch it or I'll pump you full of holes!
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